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00:00:00 havelgravelgut You have to climax before you reach the finish line. What's up, Craig?
00:00:05 funkeebuddha Can you jack off for that long?
00:00:05 ebondawn Oh, Craig, good timing, Craig.
00:00:05 whygod4007 Alright, we're good to go.
00:00:05 bad token oh yeah craig
00:00:06 funkeebuddha Is Craig
00:00:07 havelgravelgut Craig, we're talking about an edge-a-thon where it's like a marathon and you have to goon the whole time, but you have to blow your load before
00:00:08 ebondawn We're talking about an edge-a-thon.
00:00:15 havelgravelgut you cross, otherwise it doesn't count.
00:00:18 havelgravelgut That's what we're talking about, Craig.
00:00:20 havelgravelgut Maybe you should take over, Craig.
00:00:21 funkeebuddha a real person?
00:00:23 havelgravelgut Yes.
00:00:25 ebondawn Maybe we don't deserve our position as overlords of the...
00:00:27 funkeebuddha And he's just, he's just recording this?
00:00:29 havelgravelgut No, Craig's not a real person.
00:00:31 funkeebuddha Okay, that's all I'm gonna say.
00:00:32 bad token craig likes to watch wow you're
00:00:33 funkeebuddha I was like, what the fuck?
00:00:34 havelgravelgut You 10,000-year-old mummy of a man.
00:00:38 havelgravelgut He's a robot.
00:00:39 havelgravelgut Craig, when you harvest
00:00:40 funkeebuddha Yes!
00:00:40 ebondawn You hear that, Craig? You hear that, Craig? You're not real. You're a figment.
00:00:46 bad token gonna get up the kind
00:00:47 havelgravelgut You harvest our organs
00:00:48 havelgravelgut You remember the gems
00:00:49 ebondawn Yeah, when you make your list, I guess I'm going on top.
00:00:50 havelgravelgut Yeah
00:00:53 havelgravelgut I want to go quick, I don't want to be like
00:00:54 funkeebuddha For a bit.
00:00:57 havelgravelgut Farmed, you know what I mean
00:00:58 havelgravelgut So fuck you, Craig
00:00:59 havelgravelgut You null soul heaven robot
00:01:03 havelgravelgut Anyway
00:01:03 ebondawn Ruben. Anyway, now that we're done abusing an unsentient object...
00:01:07 havelgravelgut Yeah, well, I say robot
00:01:09 funkeebuddha Take a look at you and then watch.
00:01:09 havelgravelgut Do you remember that one episode of Twilight Zone
00:01:11 havelgravelgut Where he's like, she's a robot
00:01:13 havelgravelgut And he like says robot
00:01:14 ebondawn No. Cool
00:01:16 havelgravelgut Hardcore says robot
00:01:17 havelgravelgut Like the entire time
00:01:19 havelgravelgut and the last line is like
00:01:21 havelgravelgut turns out she was a robot
00:01:23 havelgravelgut it's amazing
00:01:25 havelgravelgut so I always say robot
00:01:27 havelgravelgut alright
00:01:29 havelgravelgut shut up
00:01:30 ebondawn story, bro.
00:01:32 havelgravelgut there is
00:01:36 ebondawn Needs more dragons.
00:01:38 havelgravelgut yeah
00:01:39 funkeebuddha The Lake
00:01:39 havelgravelgut you are staying
00:01:41 havelgravelgut at the wet trout
00:01:44 ebondawn What an
00:01:44 havelgravelgut the wet trout named of course
00:01:47 havelgravelgut for the knucklehead trouts
00:01:49 havelgravelgut that are so famously
00:01:50 havelgravelgut very abundant
00:01:52 havelgravelgut in the waters of the
00:01:54 havelgravelgut The Tin Town's lakes, three major lakes, and surrounding tributaries.
00:01:57 funkeebuddha Minnetonka.
00:02:01 havelgravelgut But the Wet Trout was run by the owner and proprietor Nymetra, N
00:02:09 havelgravelgut -Y-M-E-T-R-A.
00:02:12 havelgravelgut Nymetra, you found correspondence to somebody called Ice Knife Nymetra.
00:02:17 havelgravelgut Like that was her code name in the cult.
00:02:19 havelgravelgut With a little spy stab-rib action fighting through this shitty old abandoned tower in Caer
00:02:29 havelgravelgut Dynaval, you ended up basically uncovering the fact that Nymetra was an operative,
00:02:37 havelgravelgut a worshipper of Cryonax.
00:02:41 havelgravelgut And, yeah, something has spurred the cult of Cryonax, which is a very chaotic-leaning
00:02:49 havelgravelgut cult.
00:02:51 havelgravelgut into action there is also kind of a power vacuum for like evil winter gods ever since
00:02:57 havelgravelgut a gnome with a very large cack uh killed aurel about two decades ago that
00:03:09 ebondawn asshole.
00:03:10 havelgravelgut was uh for those of
00:03:11 ebondawn Guess you
00:03:11 havelgravelgut you who don't know that's john's previous character because uh it is canon that you
00:03:12 ebondawn handed me.
00:03:16 havelgravelgut know the icewind dale rhyme of the frost maiden events uh most of them happened uh and there was
00:03:23 havelgravelgut was a large charlatan dragon that was filled with a brick paver in karakonig and uh the goddess
00:03:30 funkeebuddha Oh yeah,
00:03:32 havelgravelgut was smote by azafrid grimmond a gnome with about a 12 inch dick you know
00:03:43 bad token of cinematic universe i'm here for what the
00:03:43 havelgravelgut that's that's right
00:03:45 havelgravelgut his penis also very notably has a star-shaped birthmark on the front left i don't
00:03:55 funkeebuddha I forgot about that.
00:03:57 bad token are we doing the party
00:03:59 havelgravelgut know we
00:03:59 havelgravelgut We wake up in East Haven.
00:04:01 ebondawn What the fuck are we doing?
00:04:01 havelgravelgut We have, I don't, look.
00:04:02 funkeebuddha Welcome to our party.
00:04:03 ebondawn What am I doing with my life?
00:04:05 ebondawn What is this?
00:04:06 funkeebuddha Yeah
00:04:08 havelgravelgut Do you remember all the facts about the Gooch?
00:04:11 havelgravelgut We get hyper-detailed for no reason.
00:04:14 havelgravelgut There was, okay, so we've got pretty much, it just seems crazy,
00:04:15 funkeebuddha Oh boy
00:04:21 havelgravelgut but just, you know, Herbius Beardman has really been nailing his,
00:04:26 havelgravelgut he's turned around his management ship.
00:04:30 havelgravelgut And you guys have
00:04:31 havelgravelgut Basically
00:04:32 havelgravelgut You can play at a
00:04:34 havelgravelgut What the fuck
00:04:38 havelgravelgut I always
00:04:42 havelgravelgut Hello
00:04:43 havelgravelgut There is a
00:04:44 havelgravelgut You can pretty much play
00:04:47 havelgravelgut At a tavern in any of the ten towns
00:04:50 havelgravelgut So the world is your
00:04:52 havelgravelgut Big sloppy juicy
00:04:53 havelgravelgut Dripping squirting oyster
00:04:56 havelgravelgut Okay
00:04:57 ebondawn Sorry.
00:04:59 havelgravelgut There are
00:05:00 havelgravelgut Many options ahead of you
00:05:02 havelgravelgut There were something in Caer Deneval.
00:05:06 havelgravelgut There was rumor that there is, I forget.
00:05:11 havelgravelgut You have rumors in Caer Deneval, and you found a rumor in Caer Conig.
00:05:14 havelgravelgut Also in Termalane, there was apparently some sort of gem mine, Kaldur Gravelgut.
00:05:19 ebondawn Yeah, I think we're going to head towards Bryn Shander, right?
00:05:21 ebondawn And then work our way up towards Tourmaline
00:05:23 ebondawn for now. I thought that was the plan.
00:05:24 havelgravelgut I thought y'all were going to Deneval slash Conig,
00:05:27 havelgravelgut checking in and see what's going on there,
00:05:29 havelgravelgut and then perhaps to Bryn Shander.
00:05:31 ebondawn That could be correct.
00:05:34 havelgravelgut Also, if you wanted to cut across, I mean,
00:05:37 havelgravelgut It would be open snowfield, but the Chuggy Pigs can go off-road.
00:05:40 havelgravelgut You did also hear that a member of your clan, Kaldur Gravelgut,
00:05:46 havelgravelgut is currently at Dwarven Valley, apparently, Paxton Gravelgut.
00:05:53 ebondawn True. Caird
00:05:54 whygod4007 Wasn't there also, like, a fortress or something?
00:05:58 havelgravelgut Yeah, the fortress, well, there was where the spirits want to party
00:06:03 havelgravelgut was at the corpse in Kaer Konig, is what you heard.
00:06:05 havelgravelgut And then Kaer Deneval, I forget you.
00:06:11 havelgravelgut I think the rumor there was that
00:06:15 havelgravelgut I think that I'm just thinking about
00:06:16 havelgravelgut that's where the abandoned tower was potentially
00:06:18 havelgravelgut but y'all wouldn't have known that until you
00:06:20 havelgravelgut found it
00:06:22 havelgravelgut where to
00:06:25 funkeebuddha Did we find
00:06:30 ebondawn and Evolve?
00:06:31 ebondawn I mean,
00:06:32 ashtonias i do like you some carrot and ball i think i have a thing there oh one
00:06:37 funkeebuddha the Dwarger there?
00:06:38 funkeebuddha Yes right
00:06:39 havelgravelgut where the spirits wanted to party was
00:06:39 funkeebuddha Yeah
00:06:41 havelgravelgut Karakonig
00:06:43 funkeebuddha To warm
00:06:44 ashtonias of the cares dang it
00:06:45 ashtonias everybody wants
00:06:45 havelgravelgut that's real
00:06:46 havelgravelgut you want to stop by Karakonig first
00:06:47 havelgravelgut you also can play a gig here
00:06:50 havelgravelgut if you want
00:06:52 ebondawn it's on the way.
00:06:53 havelgravelgut it's on the way
00:06:54 bad token is gotta subscribe
00:06:54 ebondawn we're in the frozen north we're going to stop at every fucking town
00:06:57 ebondawn like that's not
00:06:59 funkeebuddha up
00:07:00 ebondawn yeah
00:07:00 havelgravelgut it's true
00:07:01 ebondawn you want to skip this one no
00:07:03 ashtonias a piece of dreading my uh
00:07:04 havelgravelgut it's also quite
00:07:05 havelgravelgut quite uh they're quite close especially with the chuggy pig kind of chugging down the way so
00:07:12 havelgravelgut quickly let's see did i
00:07:16 ebondawn chuggy picking it up
00:07:21 havelgravelgut fuck up oh no problem yeah that's why i usually whenever
00:07:22 ebondawn i'm sorry no camera for me today my girlfriend's
00:07:24 ebondawn home so
00:07:30 havelgravelgut i did turn
00:07:31 havelgravelgut on my camera i would have a wall two feet behind me damn the
00:07:35 ebondawn you guys don't get to see your titties only i get
00:07:38 ebondawn to see yours
00:07:39 ebondawn that was the rules
00:07:41 havelgravelgut fuck are we even are we even friends
00:07:42 bad token the three
00:07:42 funkeebuddha I can't get up
00:07:44 funkeebuddha Hell yeah
00:07:45 ebondawn you haven't subscribed
00:07:46 ebondawn you haven't subscribed to our only fans
00:07:47 ebondawn it just went
00:07:48 havelgravelgut Uh oh did I lose some people
00:07:51 havelgravelgut From the
00:07:52 funkeebuddha Yeah mine either
00:07:52 ashtonias my my game won't even freaking load man it just
00:07:56 funkeebuddha This game sucks
00:07:57 funkeebuddha Please wait
00:07:58 havelgravelgut WTH bro
00:08:01 ashtonias freezes
00:08:01 ebondawn black
00:08:02 ashtonias on the uh the loading it's like
00:08:04 havelgravelgut Reload
00:08:04 havelgravelgut It says you're in here though
00:08:06 funkeebuddha Mine went
00:08:07 ebondawn mine just went black so i don't know
00:08:09 ebondawn do you want me to reload
00:08:12 havelgravelgut Hang on a second let me see
00:08:14 havelgravelgut Let me check this out let me see if this works
00:08:16 funkeebuddha completely black too
00:08:17 funkeebuddha So I restarted it
00:08:17 havelgravelgut Uh hey
00:08:18 havelgravelgut Uh
00:08:18 funkeebuddha Do you
00:08:19 ebondawn i'm waiting i'm waiting i'm loaded
00:08:22 havelgravelgut No
00:08:25 ashtonias they pick monday to with the servers and do to them you
00:08:28 ashtonias know because not a lot of people probably playing on monday i don't
00:08:31 ebondawn i'm loaded on like i'm loaded on the grand
00:08:33 funkeebuddha have problems on Thursday?
00:08:35 funkeebuddha On Wednesday?
00:08:37 ashtonias my bar
00:08:39 funkeebuddha Yeah I don't have any problems on Wednesday
00:08:40 funkeebuddha It's just a day
00:08:41 funkeebuddha I see nothing
00:08:45 bad token maps so i'm supposed to see america the
00:08:47 havelgravelgut Do you see
00:08:50 ashtonias got bigger a little bit
00:08:52 funkeebuddha you're what
00:08:53 funkeebuddha have you been rubbing it
00:08:54 ashtonias my my loading bar got bigger thanks does
00:08:55 havelgravelgut Do you see the
00:08:57 havelgravelgut Now Jared
00:08:58 ebondawn range i could see it i'm in so yeah i
00:09:05 havelgravelgut I don't see you reload booty
00:09:07 ebondawn think the reason i loaded faster today is um i'm dpn'd in
00:09:12 ebondawn to the u.s so maybe maybe i'll try doing that whenever i uh it's
00:09:13 havelgravelgut There you go
00:09:14 havelgravelgut Did you reload, Funky Buddha?
00:09:23 funkeebuddha this is the
00:09:24 funkeebuddha third time but still just
00:09:25 ashtonias that work on Final Fantasy as well just out of curiosity
00:09:27 havelgravelgut There you go
00:09:27 havelgravelgut Now I see you, Funky Buddha
00:09:30 funkeebuddha saying downloading world
00:09:31 funkeebuddha you didn't see it at all
00:09:32 havelgravelgut Yeah
00:09:32 havelgravelgut But the times before
00:09:34 ebondawn it doesn't make the thing
00:09:34 havelgravelgut I did not see you
00:09:36 havelgravelgut I didn't see you in the bottom left
00:09:36 ebondawn any faster, if that's what you're asking.
00:09:38 ashtonias uh I'm gonna try different browsers
00:09:39 havelgravelgut Now I see you in the bottom left
00:09:40 funkeebuddha okay
00:09:43 havelgravelgut So it should work
00:09:46 ashtonias what I'm gonna do hold on a sec fucking Microsoft Edge
00:09:52 ashtonias go to hell on my handheld I only decided to put two web browsers on there opera
00:09:54 ebondawn Microsoft Edge!
00:10:00 ashtonias and opera opera
00:10:02 havelgravelgut Oprah
00:10:03 ebondawn Oprah!
00:10:05 ashtonias sorry opera it's the browser that was on the Nintendo Wii back in the day I
00:10:08 funkeebuddha yeah brother
00:10:15 ebondawn Hell yeah, brother.
00:10:18 ebondawn We Browser.
00:10:18 havelgravelgut Oh yeah
00:10:21 ashtonias mean it's a lot
00:10:21 ashtonias not better now they've they've made improved they've made vast improvements to it i'm
00:10:29 havelgravelgut Fuck
00:10:32 whygod4007 Have you, uh, have you tried out that replacement fan yet?
00:10:32 ebondawn I'm used to it.
00:10:33 ebondawn Oh, by
00:10:35 whygod4007 Casual?
00:10:36 havelgravelgut Joseph
00:10:37 ashtonias it's
00:10:37 ashtonias coming from fucking china man it's taking this goddamn time getting here oh that
00:10:40 whygod4007 Dude, the one I sent you had two day- the one- the one I sent you had, like, a one-day prime delivery.
00:10:46 ashtonias wasn't the
00:10:46 ashtonias right one uh what'd
00:10:47 havelgravelgut Hey Joe, will you start a stream?
00:10:49 havelgravelgut you stream this yeah usually
00:10:51 whygod4007 I could try. It's probably gonna be garbage, but...
00:10:53 funkeebuddha your choice
00:10:54 funkeebuddha the one that usually does it
00:10:57 havelgravelgut makes it's a
00:10:58 ebondawn the way, Alec, I sent you your thing, so
00:10:59 ebondawn look out in the mail. It should be arriving at some point.
00:11:02 ebondawn It's like stale mail
00:11:04 ebondawn type post, so
00:11:06 ebondawn it won't be bad.
00:11:06 ashtonias you send him oh and
00:11:08 ebondawn Don't worry about it. It's a secret.
00:11:10 funkeebuddha it's a secret
00:11:12 havelgravelgut tie bride oh she's dead you didn't cut air holes
00:11:14 ebondawn It's a Thai bride, that's correct.
00:11:21 havelgravelgut jared god i thought she had gills oh
00:11:22 ebondawn I thought they didn't have to breathe.
00:11:23 funkeebuddha I choke mine all the time
00:11:31 havelgravelgut my god you're a monster oh all right it looks
00:11:31 ebondawn wow
00:11:39 havelgravelgut it's
00:11:39 havelgravelgut sojol loading into the bottom left so we're just gonna we're just gonna see what happens we're just
00:11:44 havelgravelgut I'm just going to give it a few seconds here.
00:11:45 ebondawn I know
00:11:46 ebondawn she never complained
00:11:49 havelgravelgut Sit here.
00:11:52 ebondawn she just looks at me with wide eyes
00:11:54 ebondawn I mean not really wide
00:11:56 funkeebuddha Same, same
00:12:00 ebondawn you know but
00:12:02 havelgravelgut Jared.
00:12:03 havelgravelgut That's something I would say.
00:12:04 ebondawn sorry
00:12:05 havelgravelgut Which means it's terrible.
00:12:06 ebondawn that's something you would say
00:12:10 funkeebuddha Or maybe
00:12:12 havelgravelgut I know.
00:12:12 ebondawn it's awful yeah I should re-evaluate
00:12:14 ebondawn my life choices
00:12:15 ebondawn they don't
00:12:18 havelgravelgut If it sounds like a me quote, they're probably saying bad things.
00:12:25 havelgravelgut I don't want to change the fucking map while y'all are loading in,
00:12:29 havelgravelgut because it'll fuck you up again.
00:12:31 havelgravelgut You know what?
00:12:32 havelgravelgut It won't.
00:12:33 ashtonias now you say oh my
00:12:34 funkeebuddha Maybe it'll jolt it
00:12:36 funkeebuddha It might
00:12:43 havelgravelgut You know what?
00:12:44 ashtonias god i'm in thank you opera for being
00:12:50 havelgravelgut Thank you, Oprah.
00:12:51 havelgravelgut thank you oprah for starting all those fires in hawaii oh yeah
00:12:51 ashtonias slightly less garbage than edge what it's so
00:12:59 funkeebuddha I'm doing nothing to help
00:13:00 havelgravelgut she did it bro she did it
00:13:01 funkeebuddha She did nothing to help too
00:13:02 havelgravelgut it was oprah that's right she didn't let people drive on her private
00:13:11 havelgravelgut road to get away from the
00:13:12 havelgravelgut fire please i agree i want to
00:13:14 ashtonias stupid that you could fucking own a road in hawaii
00:13:18 ashtonias i hate that shit hey we
00:13:20 havelgravelgut go take a dump on it it'd probably kill me yeah yeah
00:13:23 funkeebuddha And Hawaii
00:13:26 funkeebuddha Yeah, there's a lot of places to bury
00:13:30 ashtonias have a new icon that's cool shit i like that
00:13:32 havelgravelgut chaos all right
00:13:34 havelgravelgut right okay they do i thought all hawaiians were cannibals
00:13:35 ebondawn do a lot of killing people in Hawaii
00:13:36 ebondawn they do a lot of beating you up
00:13:38 ebondawn very big into fist fights
00:13:44 ebondawn not all
00:13:45 ebondawn it is
00:13:46 havelgravelgut what are you from 1690 england
00:13:53 havelgravelgut what'd you
00:13:55 ebondawn pretty fucking badass
00:13:57 ebondawn ass, and, like, Hawaiians, like,
00:13:59 ebondawn they're colonizers, they're like, nah.
00:14:02 ebondawn We're
00:14:03 ebondawn gonna eat. The first colonizer
00:14:03 havelgravelgut say that's true oh my god they've
00:14:05 ebondawn is like, nah, we're gonna eat your ass.
00:14:11 havelgravelgut drank so much brandy they're delicious
00:14:13 havelgravelgut we tasted these guys liver man it's gorgeous yeah
00:14:18 ebondawn He has
00:14:18 ebondawn liver. Is
00:14:20 whygod4007 That's like the- that's like the fun thing where, like, the white people convinced them they were gods, and then unfortunately
00:14:29 whygod4007 did something ungodlike that turned all of the natives against them.
00:14:33 havelgravelgut and then they got eaten and then they're
00:14:35 havelgravelgut like oh yeah i forgot i probably shouldn't have set the bar that high huh something impossible
00:14:41 funkeebuddha This is not a good
00:14:42 havelgravelgut standard all right we're just gonna go boot i'm sorry yeah that's
00:14:47 whygod4007 one guy one guy notice notices that bead of sweat
00:14:48 funkeebuddha Yeah, whatever
00:14:51 havelgravelgut right did that did that
00:14:54 ebondawn that god
00:14:54 ebondawn taking a shit?
00:14:55 havelgravelgut yeah did that guy take a shit in his pants uh that's god that's god poop that's god
00:15:00 funkeebuddha First time
00:15:01 ebondawn God's doing
00:15:02 ebondawn shit.
00:15:03 havelgravelgut that's
00:15:04 havelgravelgut got poop aren't you fuckers so you arrive in care denival
00:15:06 ashtonias oh you
00:15:12 havelgravelgut care denival has used to have two
00:15:17 havelgravelgut taverns you actually got a good look at one of the taverns it is abandoned now
00:15:23 havelgravelgut boarded up goddamn economy denev's arrest um is
00:15:33 havelgravelgut boarded up it is not reopened since
00:15:37 havelgravelgut It sustained some damage
00:15:39 havelgravelgut Not even that bad of damage
00:15:40 havelgravelgut But the owner
00:15:43 havelgravelgut Moved over to the uphill climb
00:15:45 havelgravelgut And bought it
00:15:48 havelgravelgut From the previous owner
00:15:49 havelgravelgut And now Rourke is running the uphill climb
00:15:52 havelgravelgut And of course the major
00:15:55 havelgravelgut Kind of beautiful
00:15:59 havelgravelgut Landmark
00:16:00 havelgravelgut In Caridinobal
00:16:01 havelgravelgut Is the keep
00:16:02 havelgravelgut Or the care
00:16:03 havelgravelgut The care of the keep
00:16:05 havelgravelgut Say what?
00:16:07 funkeebuddha to care
00:16:08 funkeebuddha This is the first time
00:16:09 whygod4007 so so we need
00:16:11 funkeebuddha Okay
00:16:13 havelgravelgut This tower, the ruined watchtower
00:16:16 havelgravelgut right here is where you found
00:16:18 havelgravelgut the nest
00:16:19 havelgravelgut that
00:16:21 havelgravelgut the nest of the cultist
00:16:24 havelgravelgut last session.
00:16:26 ebondawn Understand what build-up here. You know,
00:16:28 ebondawn if you just dig under a fucking ground, it'll be
00:16:30 ebondawn warm. What do you feel?
00:16:35 funkeebuddha Okay, because my notes
00:16:37 funkeebuddha To say care
00:16:38 funkeebuddha Spotted there, but we that's the door we killed
00:16:41 funkeebuddha Okay
00:16:41 havelgravelgut There were? No, no, no.
00:16:43 havelgravelgut You have, there are
00:16:45 havelgravelgut rumored to be Dwargar spotted
00:16:47 havelgravelgut and carried in the vault.
00:16:50 havelgravelgut Perhaps you could ask around.
00:16:53 ebondawn Perhaps I could. I can
00:16:53 funkeebuddha Then I'd have to talk to people
00:16:55 funkeebuddha but i can't see the map i'm gonna restart
00:17:03 funkeebuddha it again loaded sizing
00:17:05 whygod4007 i was
00:17:08 ashtonias have a button that just freaking like places us all at once that's pretty cool yeah
00:17:16 havelgravelgut I'm going to turn
00:17:16 havelgravelgut off the fucking thing.
00:17:20 havelgravelgut The snow
00:17:20 havelgravelgut No, because I think that might hinder loadage.
00:17:25 havelgravelgut All right.
00:17:29 funkeebuddha mr work
00:17:30 havelgravelgut I mean, Scales
00:17:30 whygod4007 loaded in but i'm i'm frozen now
00:17:33 ashtonias Yeah, I think turning off the snow just fucking killed us.
00:17:33 whygod4007 is my
00:17:38 havelgravelgut is moving.
00:17:39 havelgravelgut Can you move, Scales?
00:17:44 havelgravelgut Look at Scales go.
00:17:45 ebondawn move.
00:17:48 havelgravelgut Here's the door.
00:17:48 ebondawn Scales, who's trying to play?
00:17:50 havelgravelgut The door.
00:17:50 ebondawn Scales wants to
00:17:51 ebondawn pay. Scales tires
00:17:52 havelgravelgut Door's right.
00:17:53 ebondawn of this life. This toil.
00:17:56 ebondawn I know
00:17:58 havelgravelgut Beautiful.
00:17:59 havelgravelgut You walk up to a rather adept-looking Northman at the bar.
00:18:05 havelgravelgut Well met.
00:18:06 havelgravelgut I am Rourke.
00:18:08 havelgravelgut Good to meet you.
00:18:11 funkeebuddha no i'm
00:18:13 havelgravelgut Did you just assume my gender?
00:18:13 ashtonias Dretty knows it's good to meet Dretty.
00:18:14 ebondawn he's got a
00:18:14 ebondawn cool name. Yes.
00:18:20 whygod4007 uh stream is my stream no longer needed it uh
00:18:23 ashtonias Oh, no, you still need it.
00:18:25 funkeebuddha not in
00:18:25 funkeebuddha oh well your stream is not in either your stream
00:18:29 ashtonias No, you're not needed.
00:18:33 whygod4007 it yeah when you turned off the snow i
00:18:33 funkeebuddha is also your stream is doing exactly
00:18:35 funkeebuddha what my screen is doing well i
00:18:37 whygod4007 I just completely locked up.
00:18:38 whygod4007 I had to refresh it.
00:18:39 havelgravelgut WTF bro
00:18:42 ebondawn W-T-F-O-M-G.
00:18:43 havelgravelgut I'm sorry
00:18:45 havelgravelgut I was trying to make
00:18:45 ebondawn Are you guys on AOL
00:18:46 ebondawn online?
00:18:49 havelgravelgut Scales
00:18:49 ashtonias Oh, sometimes I feel like AOL would be more responsive.
00:18:50 havelgravelgut How do you respond to
00:18:54 ebondawn Wow. It's
00:18:54 havelgravelgut Rourke
00:18:56 havelgravelgut You're in Funky
00:18:59 funkeebuddha i try to open it up in edge and it worked on that but it's not
00:19:02 havelgravelgut But I see you in
00:19:05 funkeebuddha working on uh chrome yeah i mean but i'm in i'm in edge now i'm not chrome jizz
00:19:09 havelgravelgut You're in now right
00:19:10 havelgravelgut You're edging
00:19:16 bad token superior superior browser scales
00:19:17 havelgravelgut Alright Rourke
00:19:19 ebondawn so much worse when you
00:19:20 ebondawn say it that way.
00:19:21 ebondawn Yeah.
00:19:25 funkeebuddha that's not
00:19:25 havelgravelgut What do you say to Rourke Scales
00:19:26 havelgravelgut You approach he says well Matt
00:19:31 bad token from scales the band my compatriots
00:19:35 ebondawn We're not
00:19:35 ebondawn Scales. The band Scales.
00:19:37 funkeebuddha the name man we said there
00:19:40 bad token can't hear me because
00:19:41 bad token Because they are outside in the cold.
00:19:43 bad token Oh, no.
00:19:44 ebondawn No, I'm not.
00:19:45 ashtonias Just assume that Dretty is standing right here.
00:19:45 ebondawn I'm standing right here.
00:19:46 funkeebuddha was a there was a disturbance before
00:19:48 havelgravelgut We're actually the men of moonlight
00:19:49 funkeebuddha and we're
00:19:52 havelgravelgut lad that is
00:19:58 ashtonias No, Dretty thought we were definitely chaos wolf with a V.
00:20:01 ebondawn We're chaos, folks.
00:20:02 havelgravelgut that is by far that is the
00:20:02 ebondawn they're just
00:20:03 ebondawn oh don't say
00:20:04 havelgravelgut better name yes
00:20:11 ashtonias I don't suppose you could whip Dretty up and dirty Shirley.
00:20:11 bad token You're not going to ask about William Moon?
00:20:15 havelgravelgut chaos wolf wait
00:20:16 havelgravelgut I've heard from your agent
00:20:20 havelgravelgut you can
00:20:22 havelgravelgut when is a good time
00:20:24 havelgravelgut for you to play
00:20:25 havelgravelgut I've heard good things about your songs
00:20:28 havelgravelgut I assume
00:20:31 funkeebuddha always ready to go oh
00:20:34 ashtonias You definitely sound like someone who would enjoy a band by the name of Chaos Wolf.
00:20:39 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie wants
00:20:40 ebondawn it like that
00:20:40 ebondawn our name is ironic
00:20:47 havelgravelgut named after
00:20:48 havelgravelgut Finn Greer yes
00:20:50 ebondawn yeah sort of
00:20:52 ebondawn like the cult that worships them
00:20:54 ebondawn have been a bunch of cunts
00:20:55 ebondawn we kind of had to like kill a lot of them
00:20:58 ebondawn so we thought it would be fun
00:21:01 ebondawn to steal their name
00:21:02 ebondawn just to kind of piss them off more
00:21:05 ebondawn you know
00:21:06 havelgravelgut he is a cult
00:21:06 ebondawn there is a fucking cult for everything up here
00:21:08 havelgravelgut for everything isn't there
00:21:16 ebondawn who the
00:21:17 ebondawn why do they worship the
00:21:18 havelgravelgut Is that
00:21:20 ebondawn cryomance
00:21:21 ebondawn That's cryonax.
00:21:24 ebondawn Sounds like a
00:21:26 havelgravelgut an elemental beast from the Frostfell?
00:21:30 ebondawn supplement.
00:21:36 havelgravelgut Yes, we have plenty of gold here.
00:21:39 havelgravelgut Are we drinking today, or are we playing first?
00:21:43 havelgravelgut Or both?
00:21:44 ashtonias a Dirty Shirley before anything happens.
00:21:44 ebondawn Oh, we're
00:21:46 havelgravelgut Dirty Shirley.
00:21:47 ebondawn dirty, Shirley.
00:21:48 havelgravelgut Jeez.
00:21:50 havelgravelgut This must have some sugar in his tank.
00:21:54 ebondawn Oh, you're not.
00:21:58 havelgravelgut There's your Dirty Shirley.
00:22:00 havelgravelgut you get two free drinks
00:22:02 havelgravelgut per band member
00:22:03 havelgravelgut let me
00:22:06 ebondawn Well,
00:22:06 funkeebuddha boy wait where
00:22:07 ashtonias That's all Dreadie Mercurie needs.
00:22:08 ebondawn it's right here
00:22:12 havelgravelgut see
00:22:13 havelgravelgut I think it's best to play
00:22:18 havelgravelgut your roadie
00:22:19 havelgravelgut that area just south of him
00:22:22 havelgravelgut we don't have a proper stage
00:22:24 havelgravelgut but I think
00:22:26 havelgravelgut you play right there
00:22:27 havelgravelgut you get a lot of tips
00:22:31 funkeebuddha here it
00:22:32 havelgravelgut like
00:22:33 havelgravelgut right there by the door
00:22:33 ebondawn by the door.
00:22:34 havelgravelgut in the round a little bit
00:22:36 havelgravelgut everybody just gather around and listen to you
00:22:38 havelgravelgut power tactics
00:22:42 funkeebuddha is what's this
00:22:42 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie thinks that's awfully close to the carpet for our pyrotechnics.
00:22:48 havelgravelgut jesus christ okay never mind i i set up stage
00:22:53 havelgravelgut you come back tonight and play yeah fucking fire
00:23:01 ebondawn This is called
00:23:04 havelgravelgut technique this is called
00:23:05 ashtonias I hope
00:23:05 funkeebuddha what's this bar called again the what it's not
00:23:09 ebondawn the uphill climb.
00:23:09 havelgravelgut the uphill climb we at the end of the night well it's
00:23:13 ebondawn The uphill climb.
00:23:15 ebondawn Seems a little redundant.
00:23:18 ebondawn It's not like you can have a downhill climb.
00:23:20 ebondawn you know so that sounds
00:23:22 havelgravelgut it's a tradition at the end of the night
00:23:24 havelgravelgut when everybody's really drunk they try to get the darkest people to race up the hill towards the
00:23:29 havelgravelgut keep it's funny they usually fall yeah i don't
00:23:31 ebondawn fantastic great it does
00:23:34 funkeebuddha great
00:23:37 ashtonias you're ready for your bar to be named that bar that Chaos Wolf played at.
00:23:41 ashtonias Black swords,
00:23:43 havelgravelgut think that really rolls off the tongue plus now
00:23:46 ebondawn now not
00:23:47 havelgravelgut it's not as fun because the i don't know the speaker's new security force up at the keep is
00:23:55 havelgravelgut really creeping everybody out the speaker
00:24:03 havelgravelgut has been is taken ill and we have not and he's i don't know
00:24:09 havelgravelgut I guess he's extra paranoid
00:24:11 havelgravelgut as a
00:24:12 funkeebuddha Where is
00:24:12 havelgravelgut team, like a
00:24:15 havelgravelgut almost a private militia
00:24:18 havelgravelgut up there, a dozen or
00:24:20 havelgravelgut so soldiers
00:24:21 havelgravelgut all wielding black swords.
00:24:27 ashtonias you say?
00:24:28 havelgravelgut Yes.
00:24:29 havelgravelgut No.
00:24:29 ebondawn those kind of black swords that freddie
00:24:31 ebondawn called um that the
00:24:32 havelgravelgut No.
00:24:39 funkeebuddha this happening
00:24:40 funkeebuddha With all these people
00:24:41 ashtonias the
00:24:42 havelgravelgut We like points out a window
00:24:42 ashtonias I mean
00:24:42 ebondawn care i
00:24:45 havelgravelgut up the hill at the care
00:24:47 havelgravelgut right up the hill at the
00:24:49 funkeebuddha Okay
00:24:49 havelgravelgut care.
00:24:53 funkeebuddha Full of cards
00:25:01 funkeebuddha That doesn't have anything to do with us though right
00:25:06 ebondawn mean we
00:25:06 funkeebuddha The care doesn't have anything to do with us right
00:25:08 havelgravelgut you say no he's just saying that
00:25:10 funkeebuddha What's that
00:25:12 ashtonias we should go
00:25:13 ashtonias definitely go check it out
00:25:14 ashtonias now you
00:25:16 havelgravelgut yeah so yeah it's
00:25:19 ebondawn should be aware we should be aware of the militia people with
00:25:22 ebondawn black swords who are freaking everyone out that does seem like good information
00:25:26 havelgravelgut good to know and uh uh i would stay clear
00:25:31 havelgravelgut other side of the town this place i used to manage it is it's haunted the name's
00:25:38 ebondawn oh you know
00:25:39 funkeebuddha man
00:25:40 ashtonias have Dreadie Mercurie's attention
00:25:43 funkeebuddha What's the name of that place man
00:25:45 havelgravelgut rest
00:25:46 havelgravelgut yeah yes this chandelier dragon made things weird
00:25:48 funkeebuddha Didn't have rest
00:25:54 havelgravelgut some places spirits got restless the the people
00:25:59 havelgravelgut hear whispers through the crystals uh but okay
00:26:03 ebondawn my uncle killed that dragon yes
00:26:08 ebondawn with the paintings
00:26:09 ebondawn yeah my
00:26:12 havelgravelgut your uncle killed the dragon he's the one that
00:26:14 havelgravelgut threw that brick but what's your name oh
00:26:18 ebondawn uncle's
00:26:18 ebondawn called
00:26:25 havelgravelgut my god who your uncle did kill the thing with the
00:26:28 havelgravelgut brick is that true i mean wait i
00:26:30 ebondawn oh really that wasn't
00:26:31 ebondawn bullshit like I mean
00:26:33 ebondawn I always said that
00:26:35 ebondawn because of course he's my king and I have
00:26:38 ebondawn to fucking you know but I always thought
00:26:40 ebondawn that that was probably bullshit
00:26:42 ebondawn but yeah it
00:26:42 havelgravelgut was asking you i thought it was too i mean he who
00:26:46 havelgravelgut You can't kill a dragon with a brick.
00:26:50 ebondawn does seem
00:26:50 ebondawn a little far-fetched but I mean
00:26:51 ebondawn just for the sake of my own sanity
00:26:54 ebondawn I have to pretend like it's definitely true
00:26:56 ebondawn because it's also a great
00:26:57 havelgravelgut It's also great.
00:26:59 havelgravelgut I mean, it's great.
00:26:59 havelgravelgut It is a great story.
00:27:00 ebondawn fucking story so
00:27:02 havelgravelgut Yeah, it is a good story.
00:27:04 havelgravelgut Here's a pint of black ale for you, the gravel gut.
00:27:11 ebondawn very kind
00:27:12 havelgravelgut If you see your uncle, tell him, Rourke, get up your climb.
00:27:12 ebondawn definitely tell
00:27:17 havelgravelgut He still appreciates what he did.
00:27:22 ebondawn him
00:27:22 ebondawn in the back of my head I'm like he doesn't remember you
00:27:28 ashtonias exercise
00:27:28 ebondawn but I don't say that out loud
00:27:31 havelgravelgut Oh, yes.
00:27:37 whygod4007 Barkeep, over here for a sec.
00:27:39 whygod4007 I heard you said something about your old place.
00:27:43 whygod4007 It's haunted.
00:27:44 havelgravelgut Oh, yes.
00:27:45 havelgravelgut Oh, yes.
00:27:45 havelgravelgut Yes. We tried to rebuild.
00:27:49 havelgravelgut Things go missing. A couple of bar staff go missing.
00:27:54 havelgravelgut Never found.
00:27:56 whygod4007 All right, all right.
00:27:57 whygod4007 You want us to, what's the word for de-haunting?
00:27:59 whygod4007 Well, remove haunting that place?
00:28:02 havelgravelgut Exercise?
00:28:03 ashtonias more like
00:28:03 havelgravelgut Yeah.
00:28:04 whygod4007 Yes, yes, exorcise the demons.
00:28:04 ebondawn most of us
00:28:12 havelgravelgut Okay. I would very much appreciate that.
00:28:16 whygod4007 All right, we're going to need four kegs of beer and ale, please.
00:28:18 havelgravelgut Tavern, you know, like four eggs of beer
00:28:23 whygod4007 And we'll go handle that for you.
00:28:27 havelgravelgut and ale. Is it payment for exorcism?
00:28:31 whygod4007 it's the only way to be sure uh we
00:28:34 havelgravelgut You need the beer and ale, so it's
00:28:35 ashtonias payment and part
00:28:36 ashtonias of necessary
00:28:37 ashtonias materials to perform exorcism
00:28:40 ashtonias that's exactly
00:28:42 havelgravelgut like a rider, but I'm asking, do you need the beer and ale for the exorcism, or do you want it
00:28:43 ebondawn we're using
00:28:44 ebondawn better than any exes
00:28:45 ebondawn do we
00:28:50 havelgravelgut as payment?
00:28:52 ashtonias what
00:28:52 whygod4007 need it we need it for the exorcism actually
00:28:52 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie just did
00:28:53 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie is
00:28:56 whygod4007 yeah important part no the
00:28:57 havelgravelgut For what?
00:28:57 ebondawn really
00:28:58 ebondawn oh you know
00:28:58 havelgravelgut Okay, wait.
00:28:59 havelgravelgut Now I feel like you're pulling dick.
00:29:04 ashtonias definitely an expert
00:29:04 whygod4007 only way to the only way to for sure make sure that all the
00:29:05 ashtonias on these things
00:29:06 ashtonias and some
00:29:09 whygod4007 spirits are exercised from that building is by having an ultimate raging party of rock and
00:29:17 whygod4007 roll
00:29:18 whygod4007 in the building.
00:29:19 whygod4007 And for that, we're going to need four of your kegs.
00:29:20 havelgravelgut Roll a persuasion or
00:29:23 ashtonias spirits of course for the spirits i'm helping
00:29:23 ebondawn what
00:29:24 ebondawn that actually sort of makes sense because he's got this weird
00:29:27 ebondawn thing that fucking happens when he gets
00:29:29 ebondawn yeah this actually might
00:29:31 ebondawn He might not actually be
00:29:32 ebondawn bullshitting you. Fucking weird.
00:29:36 havelgravelgut a deception up to you, Roadie.
00:29:37 whygod4007 Oh, God.
00:29:38 whygod4007 I'm terrible at both.
00:29:41 funkeebuddha Oh boy
00:29:42 ashtonias them right can i help them yeah
00:29:43 ebondawn Can it be a dissuasion
00:29:44 ebondawn check?
00:29:46 havelgravelgut He does
00:29:46 whygod4007 Do you have proficiency in this?
00:29:50 whygod4007 No.
00:29:50 havelgravelgut You can roll
00:29:50 ashtonias i have a plus seven oh my god man roadie
00:29:52 havelgravelgut You can roll with advantage, Roadie
00:29:54 havelgravelgut He walks up
00:29:57 ebondawn Dissuasion?
00:29:59 whygod4007 Didn't help.
00:30:02 funkeebuddha Didn't have them all
00:30:02 havelgravelgut I give you one keg of each
00:30:03 funkeebuddha Oh my
00:30:05 havelgravelgut Oh
00:30:07 whygod4007 I don't know if that's going to be enough.
00:30:09 whygod4007 How many drinks
00:30:11 ebondawn How about we just
00:30:11 whygod4007 are in each one of those?
00:30:13 ebondawn pay for the other two, and if the
00:30:15 ebondawn exorcism works, then you give us the money.
00:30:16 whygod4007 I've got to be honest.
00:30:18 whygod4007 I'm not really an expert on
00:30:20 whygod4007 keg-to-cup ratios.
00:30:22 whygod4007 How many mugs
00:30:23 ebondawn This guy is. He's a fucking bartender.
00:30:24 whygod4007 of ale?
00:30:26 ebondawn Why don't you just ask him?
00:30:27 whygod4007 I am asking! Stop interrupting!
00:30:30 whygod4007 How many kegs of ale?
00:30:30 ebondawn No.
00:30:32 ashtonias roadie you're doing something very unroady like right
00:30:33 ebondawn Stop saying stupid shit.
00:30:34 havelgravelgut God damn it
00:30:35 ashtonias now ready does
00:30:40 havelgravelgut Rourke looks over
00:30:42 havelgravelgut What are you fucking asking me?
00:30:45 havelgravelgut I don't know
00:30:45 whygod4007 No, I'm asking how many drinks are in a single keg of said beer or ale.
00:30:51 havelgravelgut Oh, okay
00:30:53 havelgravelgut But a full keg is
00:30:55 havelgravelgut 124 pints
00:30:56 havelgravelgut Alright
00:30:58 whygod4007 Two will be fine.
00:31:03 ebondawn He's
00:31:04 havelgravelgut right yeah
00:31:04 ebondawn severely underestimated how much
00:31:06 ebondawn beer is in a can
00:31:09 ebondawn you're like one would probably
00:31:11 ebondawn be fine
00:31:12 havelgravelgut five 12 ounce servings
00:31:12 ebondawn thank you
00:31:15 havelgravelgut and 124 16
00:31:17 havelgravelgut ounce servings all right
00:31:20 havelgravelgut he'll set you
00:31:21 whygod4007 We'll get started on that exorcism right away.
00:31:21 havelgravelgut excellent I will
00:31:26 whygod4007 I guess I'm going to
00:31:28 havelgravelgut I will get the
00:31:29 havelgravelgut started on setting
00:31:32 havelgravelgut up
00:31:37 ebondawn kindly
00:31:38 whygod4007 ferry these out to the thing.
00:31:40 whygod4007 thing and uh i'm gonna say uh all right so um i don't think we really need to play a gig here
00:31:42 ebondawn how's the beer
00:31:47 whygod4007 i say we uh we load up all our gear and we start playing on top of the of the chuggy pig
00:31:56 whygod4007 and then we roll the chuggy pig towards this abandoned building
00:32:01 whygod4007 and then uh we just move the party in there and uh we sell all this beer
00:32:08 havelgravelgut wow
00:32:09 havelgravelgut wow that's kind of genius
00:32:13 havelgravelgut y'all
00:32:17 funkeebuddha god
00:32:23 havelgravelgut watches
00:32:24 havelgravelgut y'all
00:32:24 ashtonias dirty things maybe we should ask our agent but we should definitely be playing a
00:32:27 ashtonias show at the other place oh not
00:32:29 havelgravelgut y'all watches Rourke is like
00:32:31 havelgravelgut Like, painstakingly assembling this stage.
00:32:39 havelgravelgut You watch as Rourke is painstakingly assembling the stage.
00:32:47 ashtonias dirty things we should do both both shows another bad
00:32:49 ebondawn we're gonna do
00:32:50 ebondawn we're gonna go play we made a
00:32:52 ebondawn fucking gig already
00:32:53 ebondawn we promised to pay we're gonna pay
00:32:56 ebondawn of course right
00:32:59 ebondawn you can't just be making deals
00:33:00 whygod4007 all right all right all right yeah just play play
00:33:03 ebondawn and then
00:33:03 ebondawn the deals it's bad for our
00:33:06 ebondawn band name we can
00:33:08 ashtonias idea to
00:33:08 whygod4007 at least i'd say play at least one song
00:33:08 ashtonias to sell the beers though yeah like
00:33:11 whygod4007 before you parade out the door yeah while
00:33:14 ebondawn play
00:33:15 ebondawn a song just to, like, get the town's folk
00:33:17 ebondawn like, you know, excited
00:33:19 ebondawn about it. I mean,
00:33:20 ebondawn look around. Nothing fucking happens
00:33:23 ebondawn here, so
00:33:25 ebondawn anything happening is going to make
00:33:27 ebondawn them excited.
00:33:29 ashtonias a quick preview yeah we'll do we'll play one song out in the open
00:33:31 havelgravelgut Do y'all want to do so?
00:33:33 ebondawn Yeah, sure.
00:33:35 ashtonias uh we
00:33:35 havelgravelgut All right.
00:33:37 funkeebuddha We're here, right? Might as well do it
00:33:38 funkeebuddha Yeah, I
00:33:42 whygod4007 they're getting ready to play i'm setting up the the top
00:33:45 whygod4007 of the chuggy pig so the party can move on well yeah
00:33:48 havelgravelgut Right on.
00:33:49 havelgravelgut I will say that.
00:33:52 ebondawn So we can roll on.
00:33:53 havelgravelgut All right.
00:33:53 ashtonias should definitely do it inside do the the the mini show inside of the guy building the stage
00:33:58 ashtonias come on we're not
00:33:58 whygod4007 we gotta we gotta get everyone in the building
00:34:00 whygod4007 to leave and come with us it's a very important part of the plan we're not
00:34:06 havelgravelgut Let's start.
00:34:07 havelgravelgut We're going to go top left to right just as the preview scales.
00:34:11 havelgravelgut This song opens up.
00:34:11 bad token Yeah.
00:34:11 ebondawn I don't think the bartender's going to appreciate it if we take
00:34:12 bad token Are we ripping off a random bartender?
00:34:14 ebondawn all of his fucking customers.
00:34:17 bad token This doesn't make any sense.
00:34:19 funkeebuddha don't understand
00:34:20 whygod4007 we're we're fixing
00:34:20 funkeebuddha Are you
00:34:21 whygod4007 his problem by exorcising the
00:34:21 ashtonias we're helping him yeah he's gonna have two bars in town after this he's gonna
00:34:23 whygod4007 ghosts from his other location.
00:34:24 havelgravelgut Okay.
00:34:25 havelgravelgut Yeah.
00:34:27 whygod4007 Yeah. We're just
00:34:28 ashtonias be styled yeah Dreadie Mercurie kind
00:34:31 whygod4007 collecting a lot more profit
00:34:31 havelgravelgut Everybody will.
00:34:32 whygod4007 than we would otherwise.
00:34:35 whygod4007 As I have set
00:34:36 whygod4007 up the two kegs to the back of the
00:34:38 whygod4007 chuggy bag with a bunch of cups
00:34:40 whygod4007 ready to go.
00:34:41 ebondawn Gales, you have an adorable
00:34:42 ashtonias of like uh looks over at a Kaldur Gravelgut and like motions with his uh microphone
00:34:43 ebondawn child hiding behind you.
00:34:44 ebondawn Just so you know.
00:34:49 ashtonias phone staff towards this
00:34:51 ashtonias guy over here, though, and
00:34:53 ashtonias kind of, like, as an aside, just kind of
00:34:55 ashtonias whispers, Dreadie Mercurie don't think we
00:34:57 ashtonias should invite that guy, though.
00:35:05 havelgravelgut All right.
00:35:06 havelgravelgut We're starting with a performance check from Scales
00:35:09 havelgravelgut Starting quite
00:35:12 ebondawn The band.
00:35:15 bad token Let's do it.
00:35:16 bad token Oh, thank you.
00:35:18 ebondawn your daughter's adorable by the way
00:35:22 bad token She can't hear you, thankfully.
00:35:22 ashtonias That was
00:35:23 ashtonias glorious. Dreadie Mercurie
00:35:23 ebondawn from the
00:35:24 bad token Right through her head.
00:35:25 havelgravelgut strong
00:35:25 bad token All right.
00:35:26 bad token Go do your thing.
00:35:26 funkeebuddha playing something on Syrinscape?
00:35:28 havelgravelgut No, not yet
00:35:30 funkeebuddha Oh, okay
00:35:30 funkeebuddha Oh, man
00:35:31 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie
00:35:34 ashtonias is going to roll
00:35:36 ashtonias a performance check. Let's
00:35:38 ashtonias see here. There it
00:35:43 ashtonias is. Fuck.
00:35:47 havelgravelgut Oh, Dreadie Mercurie
00:35:50 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, you catch a frog in your throat
00:35:54 ashtonias It's a cherry stem! God
00:35:56 ashtonias damn it!
00:35:58 havelgravelgut Angie
00:36:01 ebondawn Shirley
00:36:02 ebondawn the dirty Shirley
00:36:03 ashtonias Yeah, we were
00:36:04 funkeebuddha Yeah
00:36:06 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie's singing in jazz
00:36:07 havelgravelgut You gotta save this
00:36:08 havelgravelgut He does,
00:36:18 whygod4007 Doesn't Rico usually give out inspirations for these?
00:36:22 havelgravelgut but this was just like one song
00:36:24 havelgravelgut Little preview
00:36:24 whygod4007 Okay.
00:36:28 whygod4007 Nice.
00:36:32 whygod4007 Jamming.
00:36:34 whygod4007 Bring in
00:36:34 havelgravelgut Let's see, Kaldur Gravelgut
00:36:36 ebondawn alright I'm going to use my magecraft on this
00:36:41 ebondawn because it's just a one off
00:36:42 ebondawn might as well
00:36:45 ebondawn oi
00:36:45 whygod4007 the...
00:36:45 ebondawn I don't
00:36:46 havelgravelgut Oh
00:36:47 whygod4007 You got heroic
00:36:47 havelgravelgut It was basically
00:36:48 whygod4007 heroic inspiration or anything although technically
00:36:52 bad token Only in combat.
00:36:54 ebondawn think I do
00:36:54 ebondawn but I
00:36:59 whygod4007 this is this was a combat start
00:37:02 bad token No, there's no initiative.
00:37:06 ashtonias going top left to right.
00:37:09 havelgravelgut just
00:37:09 ebondawn did use magecraft
00:37:09 havelgravelgut All right, all right
00:37:10 ebondawn so I'll add a t6 to that
00:37:13 ashtonias We're doing a Z.
00:37:13 ebondawn pile of dog shit
00:37:15 havelgravelgut Well, it was very good checks
00:37:17 havelgravelgut Except for Dreadie Mercurie and Kaldur Gravelgut
00:37:20 havelgravelgut And everybody's kind of looking around
00:37:22 havelgravelgut Like, what's that?
00:37:23 havelgravelgut What's that, Jazz?
00:37:27 ebondawn it's not dog shit but it's just like
00:37:28 bad token Regions.
00:37:31 havelgravelgut What's that?
00:37:33 havelgravelgut There's some mixed results
00:37:33 ebondawn you didn't give me fucking time
00:37:35 ebondawn I don't have my fucking
00:37:37 ebondawn Gator set up like you can't just
00:37:40 ebondawn Fucking start slapping the bass out of nowhere
00:37:42 ebondawn Strings are fucking cold
00:37:45 ebondawn You better
00:37:45 havelgravelgut It's out of tune
00:37:46 havelgravelgut It's hot in here
00:37:47 havelgravelgut It was cold outside
00:37:51 havelgravelgut All right, not bad, though
00:37:52 havelgravelgut Not bad, not terrible
00:37:53 havelgravelgut Especially averaged out
00:37:55 havelgravelgut Uh, Roadie
00:37:59 havelgravelgut You have a nice flat
00:38:01 havelgravelgut that you have the remote stage
00:38:03 havelgravelgut set up on top of the Chucky Pig
00:38:07 havelgravelgut ready to roll. You want to
00:38:09 havelgravelgut go exercise the daemons?
00:38:13 whygod4007 yeah but i was kind of thinking yeah everybody'd be rocking out on top maybe we could get all the
00:38:18 whygod4007 townsfolk come out and we got
00:38:26 whygod4007 what 240 beers on tap no now
00:38:32 havelgravelgut What are you going to sell these beers for? How much?
00:38:35 whygod4007 i'm thinking well i mean we want to
00:38:36 whygod4007 get a good crowd going so uh well maybe just one silver a piece i mean that's that's
00:38:39 ashtonias Three silvers apiece.
00:38:44 whygod4007 like 240
00:38:45 whygod4007 440 silver, that's...
00:38:48 ashtonias Too cold?
00:38:48 whygod4007 No, that's only 24 gold.
00:38:48 havelgravelgut Two bucks.
00:38:50 whygod4007 That's, like, nothing.
00:38:50 havelgravelgut Well, again,
00:38:54 havelgravelgut I don't think necessarily it's all about
00:38:57 havelgravelgut making a shitload of money off these beers.
00:38:59 havelgravelgut Y'all make a lot of money with gigs.
00:39:01 havelgravelgut I think
00:39:03 havelgravelgut you weren't lying, right? It was actually about
00:39:05 havelgravelgut exercising the daemons, right, Joe?
00:39:07 havelgravelgut No.
00:39:08 ashtonias Yes, absolutely.
00:39:11 whygod4007 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:12 whygod4007 Two birds.
00:39:13 whygod4007 We are
00:39:14 ebondawn not be playing
00:39:14 ebondawn Another scumbag who fucking robs
00:39:16 ebondawn You know like
00:39:19 havelgravelgut All right, we get it.
00:39:22 whygod4007 gonna do the thing.
00:39:24 whygod4007 I just thought we'd get more money from the gig
00:39:26 whygod4007 by selling the beer.
00:39:28 whygod4007 So, I don't know.
00:39:28 ashtonias I can't wait for Road to the First Murder.
00:39:29 whygod4007 Maybe five...
00:39:30 whygod4007 How much were drinks in there?
00:39:33 havelgravelgut uh drinks in there run about two silver for a good beer like you know
00:39:40 ashtonias I mean, we should upcharge a little bit because we're playing a show.
00:39:40 whygod4007 Damn, we needed more...
00:39:41 havelgravelgut i need i need to maximize my profit lou they
00:39:42 whygod4007 Should've gone.
00:39:43 whygod4007 Should've gone.
00:39:44 whygod4007 I needed more kegs, goddammit!
00:39:51 whygod4007 Nah, we'll just do one silver beer.
00:39:53 whygod4007 Screw it.
00:39:53 whygod4007 We won't make any money.
00:39:54 whygod4007 oh yeah i just kind of start crying out one silver
00:39:55 havelgravelgut call rico looks over at you call
00:39:58 havelgravelgut all right
00:40:01 ebondawn I use
00:40:02 whygod4007 beers
00:40:07 havelgravelgut as soon as you do that a crowd starts forming outside of the chuggy pig
00:40:10 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut uh yeah rico looks over he's like hey shake
00:40:19 havelgravelgut it off Kaldur Gravelgut you know he is it was
00:40:21 havelgravelgut experimental man you got to experiment to truly break through to the next level bro and they are
00:40:27 havelgravelgut you know he's very earnest with the way he says it and you feel inspired and luckily you get that
00:40:32 havelgravelgut inspiration before he finishes which is and plus william moon has is shied down upon us so we are
00:40:39 havelgravelgut the chosen so the infidels their opinions don't really matter i mean
00:40:41 ebondawn the
00:40:41 ebondawn The glazed over fucking thousand
00:40:45 ebondawn Yards there that I've developed
00:40:47 ebondawn From whenever he starts to talk about William Boone
00:40:49 ebondawn Like so it looks like I'm looking
00:40:49 bad token And so we can't do it.
00:40:51 ebondawn At him but I'm just looking straight through his forehead
00:40:53 ebondawn While thinking about like man
00:40:54 ebondawn Man, what are we going to do tomorrow?
00:41:00 ebondawn We got to get up.
00:41:01 ebondawn Hopefully, we don't get too fucking shit-faced.
00:41:03 ebondawn I hope he doesn't do any more fucking gorilla panic tonight.
00:41:08 bad token Oh, yeah.
00:41:09 bad token What happens when normal people do guerrilla panic?
00:41:10 funkeebuddha Are the
00:41:12 havelgravelgut the same thing
00:41:15 havelgravelgut It is not fit for human consumption
00:41:21 whygod4007 they're slightly more susceptible to the effects and yeah
00:41:21 havelgravelgut That's right
00:41:32 whygod4007 i just uh i'm just serving up these beers
00:41:36 havelgravelgut Alright, I am loading a map
00:41:36 whygod4007 willy-nilly you're
00:41:39 havelgravelgut For Denev's Rest
00:41:41 havelgravelgut As y'all party through the streets
00:41:50 ashtonias Just give your daughter Pokemon cards?
00:41:54 bad token You saw that, huh?
00:41:55 ashtonias Yes.
00:41:57 bad token Yeah.
00:41:57 ashtonias I was looking at the condoms in your background, mostly.
00:41:58 bad token i listen i'm
00:42:01 ashtonias like
00:42:01 ebondawn He's like, I'd be
00:42:01 whygod4007 you're you're you're still checking checking her for valuable cards
00:42:05 whygod4007 at the end of the day yeah
00:42:10 bad token not proud of it but you gotta bribe a kid sometimes oh yeah
00:42:12 havelgravelgut Yeah, dog
00:42:13 havelgravelgut That's right
00:42:14 ebondawn like, I'd be like, give it?
00:42:15 ebondawn No, no, I'm scalping that shot.
00:42:16 whygod4007 you you you bribe the kid and then you take back any charge dollars
00:42:20 havelgravelgut Alright, welcome
00:42:22 bad token nothing valuable for that
00:42:22 ashtonias Freddy kicks
00:42:25 bad token child windows can
00:42:31 havelgravelgut to Denev's Rest
00:42:32 havelgravelgut You party right up to the door
00:42:40 havelgravelgut Roadie, the beers are just
00:42:42 havelgravelgut Slinging beautifully
00:42:47 havelgravelgut How do we proceed?
00:42:50 ashtonias open the door
00:42:51 ashtonias and jumps in
00:42:52 ashtonias did the
00:42:53 ebondawn Yeah, what the fuck are we doing?
00:42:53 havelgravelgut Roll me a diathletic check, Dreadie Mercurie
00:42:55 havelgravelgut Dred
00:42:56 whygod4007 let's go i don't
00:42:59 ebondawn Roadie, I trust you, like, mostly, but what the fuck are we doing here?
00:43:03 ebondawn Like, how is this going to work?
00:43:06 whygod4007 know there's something going on in there we'll just uh go in there play some
00:43:09 whygod4007 music and it'll get taken care of right yeah i
00:43:12 ashtonias door do damage to me
00:43:14 havelgravelgut I love
00:43:14 ebondawn Oh, that was actually your plan?
00:43:16 ebondawn Like, I thought you had, like, a secret
00:43:18 ebondawn other plan that was good.
00:43:23 whygod4007 mean come on how bad get the ghosties in here
00:43:26 funkeebuddha doors locked?
00:43:27 havelgravelgut that
00:43:28 havelgravelgut I love that follow up
00:43:29 whygod4007 we'll just uh we'll overwhelm them with uh our positive vibes and numbers rock and
00:43:29 havelgravelgut I mean
00:43:30 havelgravelgut Oh my god
00:43:36 havelgravelgut Yes and listen
00:43:38 funkeebuddha Want me to try to pick it?
00:43:39 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie goes
00:43:39 funkeebuddha I'm going
00:43:40 havelgravelgut I try to kick the lock
00:43:41 havelgravelgut And he like kicks a giant oaken
00:43:44 havelgravelgut Barred door and
00:43:46 havelgravelgut Breaks his pinky toe
00:43:48 havelgravelgut Little me a thieves tools
00:43:49 funkeebuddha to try to pick a lock.
00:43:49 ashtonias Freddy follows
00:43:52 havelgravelgut Nice
00:43:58 funkeebuddha Eleven.
00:43:59 ebondawn Here, try
00:44:00 ebondawn using this one. I'll give you advantage.
00:44:02 ebondawn I'll use my tool to
00:44:04 ebondawn get proficiency with these tools.
00:44:08 funkeebuddha He bounced off
00:44:09 havelgravelgut Roll a d20 and we're gonna add
00:44:12 havelgravelgut had four to it they are yeah
00:44:20 bad token i just dive through the window headfirst oh i
00:44:23 havelgravelgut sure roman athletics dude he looked
00:44:23 whygod4007 roll baby
00:44:24 whygod4007 and as he
00:44:27 funkeebuddha the window.
00:44:28 ebondawn First of all, be a wisdom.
00:44:31 whygod4007 as he jumps
00:44:32 ashtonias him
00:44:32 ashtonias god damn
00:44:33 whygod4007 through the window I throw up
00:44:35 whygod4007 my glass with a cheer for the
00:44:37 whygod4007 crowd
00:44:43 bad token did it i go
00:44:43 havelgravelgut you yeah you did you got 18 you like dive roll straight through the window
00:44:47 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie you just belly flop he did
00:44:53 ashtonias it
00:44:53 bad token unlock the door from
00:44:54 bad token the other side yeah yeah
00:44:54 ebondawn Like, instead of everybody going
00:44:55 ebondawn through the window, can thank you scales.
00:45:01 whygod4007 let's roll
00:45:02 whygod4007 and I lead the masses
00:45:04 ashtonias wait wait
00:45:06 whygod4007 into the bar
00:45:06 funkeebuddha Can you unlock the door?
00:45:07 whygod4007 and then I
00:45:10 bad token just are we
00:45:11 ashtonias we're bringing
00:45:12 ashtonias innocent bystanders into the box
00:45:15 ashtonias I mean
00:45:16 whygod4007 come over to the bar
00:45:18 whygod4007 and I just start
00:45:19 whygod4007 keep serving the drinks
00:45:21 whygod4007 I don't know how much we got left in the
00:45:23 havelgravelgut yeah Dreadie Mercurie if there are spirits in here there's gonna be a lot
00:45:23 whygod4007 pool but let's get these folks
00:45:26 whygod4007 lubricated
00:45:29 havelgravelgut of dead people yeah i
00:45:33 funkeebuddha Like corpses?
00:45:34 bad token still playing while this is happening yeah oh
00:45:38 whygod4007 i mean it's kind of kind of up to you but i would assume so yeah this
00:45:38 ashtonias we should start playing
00:45:39 ashtonias like immediately
00:45:40 ashtonias god damn
00:45:42 havelgravelgut thought you were kind of like trying to start a house party oh my
00:45:45 ebondawn Yep.
00:45:47 ebondawn Alder does not know how this is supposed
00:45:48 whygod4007 is this is
00:45:48 ebondawn to work, so he's trusting Roadie right now.
00:45:51 ebondawn This might be a tremendous fucking mistake. So I haven't
00:45:53 whygod4007 Kaldur Gravelgut this is the uh kid and play method of exercising demons okay i
00:46:00 havelgravelgut god
00:46:00 havelgravelgut amazing okay roll a uh group performance check as we try to exercise the demons with rock and roll
00:46:10 funkeebuddha I have
00:46:11 ashtonias it
00:46:11 ashtonias I can
00:46:14 whygod4007 got i'll give somebody
00:46:15 whygod4007 help give uh Dreadie Mercurie some some help on this oh no Dreadie Mercurie already rolled we'll give uh
00:46:23 whygod4007 scales
00:46:23 ashtonias roll advantage though if you give me help right
00:46:25 ashtonias oh I'm gonna use heroic inspiration
00:46:26 whygod4007 did scales already roll oh scales already rolled who hasn't rolled i'll give
00:46:27 havelgravelgut there you go yeah
00:46:29 funkeebuddha to.
00:46:29 bad token yeah
00:46:29 bad token happens don't
00:46:30 ebondawn rolled it
00:46:31 ashtonias is what I'm gonna do boom
00:46:32 ashtonias there we go
00:46:32 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut hasn't rolled yet, and then
00:46:37 whygod4007 inspiration or i'll
00:46:38 whygod4007 give help help to Kaldur Gravelgut for advantage put a
00:46:38 funkeebuddha There you go.
00:46:44 ebondawn I'll have my d6 to it
00:46:45 havelgravelgut 30 20 oh no scales got a six scales you break a read
00:46:47 funkeebuddha Twenty.
00:46:54 funkeebuddha Still got six?
00:46:55 funkeebuddha Dude.
00:46:57 havelgravelgut scales you think back to that moment when that when the platinum dragonborn told you
00:47:01 havelgravelgut You need to practice
00:47:04 havelgravelgut The Platinum
00:47:07 bad token inform my characters in a monologue i go
00:47:17 havelgravelgut Dragonborn
00:47:17 havelgravelgut Implants that memory
00:47:18 havelgravelgut Don't double
00:47:21 ashtonias yeah Dreadie Mercurie
00:47:22 ebondawn Like you know something about DMs, but they can do whatever the fuck they want.
00:47:27 havelgravelgut disinform
00:47:28 havelgravelgut My memory
00:47:29 havelgravelgut Implantation
00:47:30 havelgravelgut It is a real rager
00:47:32 bad token to the bar i start drinking some of the
00:47:33 bad token the beers. I take
00:47:38 havelgravelgut It's uh
00:47:40 havelgravelgut You don't
00:47:41 havelgravelgut Roll me a
00:47:42 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie
00:47:44 havelgravelgut Hey mister
00:47:46 whygod4007 hand into the coke pocket and just start throwing some
00:47:50 whygod4007 lines out on the on the bar the the
00:47:51 ebondawn Oh
00:47:52 ebondawn My god, it's happening. Oh
00:47:54 bad token some
00:47:54 bad token with my big ol' dragon snout.
00:47:58 ashtonias like dances in the fucking
00:47:59 whygod4007 entire handful disappears oh that
00:48:00 ashtonias frame
00:48:02 havelgravelgut Is this powdered sugar
00:48:05 havelgravelgut An 11 year old starts moving
00:48:06 funkeebuddha Booger's still there.
00:48:10 havelgravelgut towards it and starts licking up ready give
00:48:11 whygod4007 that that that fully adult
00:48:13 whygod4007 halfling looks interested in drugs i give
00:48:15 ebondawn That's that's a human child like no
00:48:19 ebondawn that will make your heart rate like
00:48:22 havelgravelgut me a let's see let's give um oh that's
00:48:25 whygod4007 i give one of my uh packets labeled gorilla panic to the
00:48:26 ebondawn 300 bpm kid here
00:48:28 ebondawn you know what
00:48:33 whygod4007 the child and but i i had switched i switched i switched all of them out last session with green
00:48:33 ashtonias no
00:48:35 bad token I intercept the packet.
00:48:40 whygod4007 tea just because i if rico really wants one again in the future i got
00:48:41 ashtonias can I
00:48:43 havelgravelgut nice yeah
00:48:43 havelgravelgut rico comes up rico comes
00:48:48 whygod4007 i have to have something i
00:48:49 whygod4007 can give him that isn't actually gorilla panic he just
00:48:53 havelgravelgut up and grabs that from the kid hey kid stay off drugs and then he and
00:48:58 bad token Yeah.
00:49:01 whygod4007 he just takes the full bag of tea and
00:49:01 havelgravelgut then he just domes it to the face oh it's party time oh wow
00:49:07 whygod4007 and starts grinding it between his teeth.
00:49:10 havelgravelgut yeah this is extra strong
00:49:12 havelgravelgut with a
00:49:20 havelgravelgut moon man with a moon man let's see
00:49:23 ebondawn you're not the fucking boon man
00:49:26 ebondawn these are
00:49:29 havelgravelgut dreading give me a it's kind of a it's a
00:49:34 havelgravelgut strange performance check give me a performance check because you're going to try to like
00:49:37 havelgravelgut open up your uh spirit bardius dirgey ways to see what the uh see what the level of
00:49:45 havelgravelgut Hauntation
00:49:46 havelgravelgut For dealing with
00:49:49 ashtonias do that while
00:49:49 havelgravelgut Yeah
00:49:49 ebondawn all words
00:49:49 ashtonias also playing the nightcaller
00:49:51 ashtonias yeah for my
00:49:55 ashtonias my check, then I will
00:49:57 ashtonias utilize the Nightcaller
00:49:59 ashtonias just for flavor.
00:50:00 ebondawn I'm just lexicocizing guys
00:50:02 havelgravelgut Yeah I'm just
00:50:02 ebondawn don't worry about it
00:50:04 havelgravelgut I'm sorry I have a
00:50:08 havelgravelgut Girthier vocabulation than you
00:50:12 ebondawn English is a nightmare of a language
00:50:15 ashtonias He word good.
00:50:18 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie
00:50:18 ebondawn oh god
00:50:19 havelgravelgut Your toe really hurts
00:50:22 havelgravelgut You can't really focus on anything
00:50:24 havelgravelgut You're pretty sure it's broken
00:50:28 bad token No. How much
00:50:34 havelgravelgut Might be worth a look around
00:50:34 whygod4007 Hey, no.
00:50:36 havelgravelgut As these guys
00:50:38 havelgravelgut It's like a full on party
00:50:39 havelgravelgut They're mingling
00:50:45 havelgravelgut Might be worth a lot
00:50:46 bad token coke did I do?
00:50:48 havelgravelgut lot yeah oh man right I bet
00:50:49 bad token A lot?
00:50:50 bad token Alright, I am running around like
00:50:52 bad token I have really good news.
00:50:56 havelgravelgut you have a
00:50:56 havelgravelgut lot of small business ideas they're
00:50:58 bad token Oh my god.
00:50:59 whygod4007 I'm going to get on the bar and just start chanting,
00:51:00 ebondawn I hate you
00:51:00 ebondawn this is a
00:51:04 whygod4007 Spirits be gone! Spirits be gone!
00:51:08 whygod4007 To try to get everyone.
00:51:08 havelgravelgut gone spirit because this is a weird
00:51:12 havelgravelgut party yeah spirits
00:51:14 whygod4007 And then when the crowd doesn't go with me,
00:51:15 ebondawn weird party
00:51:18 whygod4007 I spread another huge line of coke on the bar.
00:51:22 havelgravelgut me oh my
00:51:24 bad token Damn, Fiat's
00:51:27 ebondawn by the way
00:51:28 ebondawn it gave me a fucking flashback when you said like i have a lot of small business ideas like
00:51:33 ebondawn when i first got to thailand like one of the first nights i got there was with this like
00:51:38 ebondawn young fucking finance bro and he just would not shut up about crypto for like
00:51:46 ebondawn a solid hour and a
00:51:48 ebondawn half i was there nothing i could say nothing i would say would dissuade him from realizing that i
00:51:50 havelgravelgut god you just
00:51:51 ashtonias Yeah.
00:51:52 ashtonias Oh.
00:51:54 ebondawn I was not fucking interested in the slightest, but I did not give a shit.
00:51:58 havelgravelgut get hit with the man that's crazy yeah
00:52:01 bad token dead, bro.
00:52:04 ebondawn Yeah, fiat's dead, bro.
00:52:05 ebondawn Totally.
00:52:06 ebondawn Yeah, we should definitely give unregulated fucking currency control to random ass people in the world.
00:52:11 ebondawn That sounds like it's going to go fucking great in the long run.
00:52:13 havelgravelgut good I like money I can count
00:52:16 havelgravelgut don't all right no no thank
00:52:19 ebondawn Just let the rich people control everything.
00:52:23 ebondawn It's going to go great.
00:52:24 ebondawn Don't worry.
00:52:24 havelgravelgut you there is an upstairs it looks like ng oh i love it
00:52:30 ashtonias He is
00:52:30 bad token I start a fire
00:52:31 bad token in the stove
00:52:33 bad token with my breath.
00:52:36 bad token Wait.
00:52:39 bad token Wait.
00:52:40 havelgravelgut give me
00:52:42 ashtonias checking all these beds
00:52:44 ashtonias and bedrooms.
00:52:48 funkeebuddha I can't see through his eyes for the top of the stuff take a peek watch
00:52:51 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's trapped in the bedroom.
00:52:54 bad token oh there's more oh what's down here oh man
00:53:03 bad token look at all the stuff this is awesome
00:53:05 havelgravelgut a give me a perception check we got scales is high on coke
00:53:09 bad token look at this look at that no oh
00:53:16 ashtonias Oh, do you freaking turn into
00:53:17 ashtonias Beavis from Beavis and Butthead?
00:53:23 bad token yeah i got that oh
00:53:24 havelgravelgut uh-oh roll for
00:53:30 ashtonias Leave it to
00:53:31 ashtonias Enjee. Everything is
00:53:33 havelgravelgut initiative nope roll
00:53:38 whygod4007 As the battle kicks off,
00:53:39 ebondawn Roman, what's the color?
00:53:40 ebondawn I don't
00:53:40 whygod4007 all you can hear from downstairs is someone going,
00:53:44 whygod4007 going hey uh i
00:53:47 havelgravelgut again
00:53:48 havelgravelgut in hey oh somebody with the flat top
00:53:53 funkeebuddha That's a little fucking roll god damn
00:53:56 havelgravelgut comes up to you roadie uh you're not quite sure what race he
00:54:00 havelgravelgut is and he goes hey this is a great party man he's got a really pronounced flat top yes
00:54:09 whygod4007 start doing a silly dance with him where our feet connect repeatedly
00:54:13 havelgravelgut you
00:54:13 havelgravelgut luckily by the way have you seen him like recently he does not look no he looks like
00:54:19 funkeebuddha Weird
00:54:21 havelgravelgut harry firesteen or something man you would like you look
00:54:23 funkeebuddha Yeah, very weird
00:54:30 havelgravelgut like yeah
00:54:31 funkeebuddha they had a concert here like a year ago and it was all like the
00:54:35 funkeebuddha older rappers from back in the day and it was just it was just sad man they're all fat and running
00:54:41 funkeebuddha out of breath and making everybody else wrap their i was like all right this is sad
00:54:45 havelgravelgut what'd we get
00:54:46 whygod4007 how's uh oh did they do the thing where they played the actual song on the pa and then they
00:54:51 whygod4007 rap over it that that
00:54:52 funkeebuddha yeah and they're like they were getting people to rap for them like they just put the mic out
00:54:56 funkeebuddha and expect everybody else to rap and they're just sitting there like sucking wind i was like
00:55:00 funkeebuddha I got this.
00:55:00 havelgravelgut rico we got 10 dreading guys
00:55:00 funkeebuddha Thank you.
00:55:02 whygod4007 clown paint gets heavy you're gonna
00:55:04 funkeebuddha Okay.
00:55:06 havelgravelgut what'd you get 12 actually what
00:55:16 ashtonias black
00:55:17 ashtonias to me, by the way. It's all dark.
00:55:18 havelgravelgut well that ain't right do y
00:55:18 ashtonias i could see people's icons moving and stuff there's just like no map no i
00:55:24 ebondawn see color.
00:55:25 ebondawn Yeah, it
00:55:27 whygod4007 have to hit it with the refresh i'll
00:55:27 havelgravelgut 'all see a map can you see
00:55:29 whygod4007 i'll put my stream back on for you just one
00:55:31 ashtonias don't think it's
00:55:32 ashtonias these are refreshing i think it's a site issue yes Dreadie Mercurie
00:55:35 havelgravelgut it now
00:55:36 havelgravelgut Now, Dreadie Mercurie?
00:55:41 havelgravelgut Okay.
00:55:42 havelgravelgut All right, Dreadie Mercurie, you're up first.
00:55:44 havelgravelgut You hear chaos happening upstairs.
00:55:47 havelgravelgut You hear strange sounds of combat.
00:55:53 funkeebuddha Me being murdered.
00:55:55 ashtonias will rush upstairs i can't get out
00:55:58 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, that's a wall.
00:56:02 ashtonias of this room i am trapped in this room uh Dreadie Mercurie says you
00:56:04 havelgravelgut There's a crowd.
00:56:05 havelgravelgut What do you say to the crowd?
00:56:10 ashtonias need to evacuate the building because
00:56:12 ashtonias it's on fire and there are ghosts oh
00:56:16 havelgravelgut They all start dancing.
00:56:18 ebondawn doesn't look good.
00:56:23 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut is gonna yell
00:56:24 ebondawn COPS
00:56:29 bad token smart yeah yeah
00:56:30 ashtonias why didn't Dreadie Mercurie think of that the
00:56:34 ebondawn they're outside
00:56:35 havelgravelgut They all start dancing.
00:56:35 ebondawn I hope there's no fucking cops outside
00:56:41 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, there's one
00:56:42 ashtonias dude the dude is that
00:56:43 ashtonias that came to like just kind of watch make sure things didn't get too rowdy
00:56:48 whygod4007 one random guy who's coming up late i mean
00:56:51 havelgravelgut poor, like, militia man heading over his eight kids and wife.
00:56:53 ebondawn don't do it to me come on
00:56:56 ebondawn don't do this
00:56:56 havelgravelgut just gets the fuck
00:56:56 funkeebuddha Okay.
00:56:57 funkeebuddha No, it's not.
00:56:57 havelgravelgut beat out of, no, he gets reverse
00:56:57 funkeebuddha I'm on our way.
00:56:58 funkeebuddha It's my first one.
00:56:59 havelgravelgut Rodney King, oh my god
00:57:00 funkeebuddha Oh, my God.
00:57:01 ebondawn like fucking
00:57:04 havelgravelgut no
00:57:06 whygod4007 it could
00:57:07 whygod4007 It could be anyone's fault that a crowd
00:57:09 whygod4007 got all coked up and killed the
00:57:10 whygod4007 policeman. Crowdsurf
00:57:11 havelgravelgut yeah, it would be anybody's fault
00:57:13 havelgravelgut it definitely would be Roadie's fault for giving all these people
00:57:15 havelgravelgut cocaine and working
00:57:17 havelgravelgut them into a fur group
00:57:19 havelgravelgut trying to do some kind of white trash exorcism
00:57:22 havelgravelgut Drenny, you can get through
00:57:23 havelgravelgut this crowd, but you're going to have to move
00:57:25 havelgravelgut like water
00:57:27 havelgravelgut you're going to have to dance your way through the crowd, sir
00:57:30 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie can do that hopefully mormon how much
00:57:34 havelgravelgut performance
00:57:36 whygod4007 double movement speed.
00:57:37 whygod4007 And I
00:57:41 havelgravelgut 30
00:57:47 funkeebuddha Really?
00:57:48 funkeebuddha Boop, boop, ba-doop, boop, boop.
00:57:49 ashtonias my movement was that and how much movement do i have
00:57:50 funkeebuddha Hold on,
00:57:50 havelgravelgut 30, so 60 would put you
00:57:55 ashtonias 30. okay that's fine yep that'll be
00:57:57 havelgravelgut Right here, right there
00:58:00 havelgravelgut Alright
00:58:03 ashtonias my turn i never
00:58:12 havelgravelgut Let's see, do I have any
00:58:14 havelgravelgut Yeah, we'll get some party
00:58:22 havelgravelgut music going
00:58:25 whygod4007 guess, uh, yeah.
00:58:26 whygod4007 Oh, it's my turn.
00:58:28 whygod4007 Not for a while.
00:58:30 whygod4007 Everyone just
00:58:34 ebondawn Timu Ghostbusters here
00:58:36 ebondawn did I
00:58:40 whygod4007 thinks that
00:58:41 whygod4007 Dwirgar goes...
00:58:43 whygod4007 It might
00:58:46 havelgravelgut NG
00:58:47 bad token so when it says soul blade they're not actually ghosts right
00:58:47 havelgravelgut No
00:58:50 ebondawn hear fucking Dwargar ghosts
00:58:52 ebondawn I'm going
00:58:52 havelgravelgut NG, you get stabbed
00:58:54 havelgravelgut As a
00:58:55 havelgravelgut Wear guy rushes out
00:58:55 funkeebuddha hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:58:57 havelgravelgut From the side corridor
00:58:58 funkeebuddha What am I?
00:58:59 havelgravelgut NG, you are in a bad
00:59:01 funkeebuddha No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:01 havelgravelgut No
00:59:04 funkeebuddha No.
00:59:05 funkeebuddha No.
00:59:06 funkeebuddha What was he going to do?
00:59:08 funkeebuddha He was an 18, right?
00:59:10 havelgravelgut Yes, 18
00:59:11 funkeebuddha Yeah.
00:59:13 funkeebuddha I'm going to...
00:59:16 ebondawn to cast fuck you
00:59:17 ebondawn I'm not
00:59:18 bad token book them up yeah i i
00:59:22 havelgravelgut Gorgeous scales
00:59:23 havelgravelgut scales he's right
00:59:27 bad token don't know uh i don't have a party vision so i don't know where ng is
00:59:30 bad token is over here here oh no it's too far uh oh
00:59:32 havelgravelgut around the corner i mean not unless you i mean
00:59:39 ebondawn concentrating on
00:59:39 ebondawn any hatecraft anymore, by the way.
00:59:40 havelgravelgut not unless you body check this
00:59:41 havelgravelgut wall scales give an athletic six yes you
00:59:42 whygod4007 be...
00:59:44 bad token yeah all right i go right through the wall
00:59:46 bad token because i'm high on cocaine baby oh yeah
00:59:49 havelgravelgut are you're an athletic six with advantage but yeah
00:59:54 havelgravelgut you are high of course i forgot you were high on coke yeah we
00:59:56 funkeebuddha Kool-Aid
00:59:57 funkeebuddha You guys
01:00:01 whygod4007 He's got that cocaine
01:00:02 ebondawn Hey, guys, you know, we could
01:00:03 whygod4007 advantage.
01:00:05 ebondawn make a business out of this fucking
01:00:07 ebondawn exercise and ghost shit.
01:00:10 havelgravelgut like actual actual
01:00:14 bad token ectoplasma is a new currency how do i go through
01:00:18 bad token this wall oh am i am i on fire am i glowing i love it i love it 30 feet
01:00:19 havelgravelgut ectocurrency you have haste here's your high you know coke dude scales bust
01:00:27 bad token that's uh
01:00:28 havelgravelgut through and his eyes
01:00:29 havelgravelgut look like manhole covers they're just like he looks like shark eyes he's got like he is
01:00:34 funkeebuddha really got us
01:00:36 havelgravelgut one of his nostrils is bleeding he's got really white lips and white shit in the corners of his
01:00:37 funkeebuddha Lay off of that shit
01:00:38 funkeebuddha I'm glad that guy's on my side
01:00:42 havelgravelgut mouth well you
01:00:43 ebondawn He's going to have one fucking
01:00:44 ebondawn nice girl soon. You know,
01:00:47 bad token that's uh
01:00:48 bad token uh wait spirit only has a reach of five feet what a bunch of bullshit oh there's
01:00:53 havelgravelgut were at 25 right there so you could move diagonal and be right there and attack this
01:00:57 havelgravelgut guy oh yeah that's right
01:00:59 bad token another guy
01:00:59 bad token really that's just beyond cocaine for real let's do it smash into
01:01:06 havelgravelgut i should do cocaine more often step this bit yes you do yes
01:01:12 bad token him and i sap at him can i sap
01:01:16 bad token him fuck
01:01:16 havelgravelgut you can
01:01:18 havelgravelgut He's sapped
01:01:21 havelgravelgut Which means he has to get the financials
01:01:23 havelgravelgut The next attack roll which is right now
01:01:26 whygod4007 So specific.
01:01:32 ebondawn I never enjoyed
01:01:32 ebondawn cocaine. Yeah,
01:01:32 havelgravelgut Neither do I
01:01:34 havelgravelgut I don't like it
01:01:35 funkeebuddha I enjoyed it
01:01:35 havelgravelgut I always throw up into a urinal
01:01:39 funkeebuddha I just
01:01:41 havelgravelgut I always project all vomit into a urinal
01:01:44 havelgravelgut Because I get the gags
01:01:45 havelgravelgut And then I go to the bathroom and I'm pissing
01:01:47 havelgravelgut And then they get worse
01:01:48 havelgravelgut And then I throw up into the urinal
01:01:50 havelgravelgut It's happened like 8 times
01:01:51 ebondawn I don't know.
01:01:52 ebondawn I don't think it's a shitty drug. I don't know.
01:01:54 ebondawn I don't enjoy it.
01:01:55 funkeebuddha hated waking up and realizing you lost an entire day
01:01:59 ashtonias did it because i'm a good little boy
01:02:01 funkeebuddha You're a pothead
01:02:06 havelgravelgut You were like
01:02:07 havelgravelgut This is like all the paranoid parts of the weed
01:02:10 havelgravelgut I don't like this
01:02:12 ebondawn We had a little bad part to weed without any good parts.
01:02:14 ebondawn Plus, you have to stay awake longer and talk to
01:02:14 havelgravelgut and oh no no but you're overlooking this part jared it's very expensive that's that's the good
01:02:16 ebondawn people you don't like. Oh, yeah.
01:02:20 havelgravelgut thing yeah oh you know that's great too it's everybody loves a drug that takes away your
01:02:22 ebondawn Also, it makes your dick stop working, so that's
01:02:23 ebondawn another plus. I
01:02:27 havelgravelgut ability to fuck okay he's gonna embiggen himself embiggen
01:02:30 funkeebuddha is it a what oh boy
01:02:37 havelgravelgut him and then he offsets that because he's
01:02:38 funkeebuddha a barn
01:02:42 havelgravelgut going to attack his soul blade let me just actually that might be a let's what
01:02:50 havelgravelgut is she using
01:02:51 havelgravelgut is it using strength it is using
01:02:53 havelgravelgut strength so he's going to
01:02:55 havelgravelgut attack straight
01:02:56 ebondawn saw him
01:02:57 havelgravelgut rolls
01:03:01 havelgravelgut Scala
01:03:05 havelgravelgut that's gonna miss scales
01:03:08 bad token you unmistakable
01:03:09 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut gravel gut
01:03:10 havelgravelgut you sniff the air and you smell
01:03:12 havelgravelgut that smell
01:03:14 havelgravelgut smell that kind of smell
01:03:16 havelgravelgut smelly
01:03:18 havelgravelgut Dwargar as fast
01:03:23 bad token all right
01:03:24 havelgravelgut as your stubby dwarven legs will move
01:03:26 havelgravelgut did
01:03:42 ebondawn for a second there.
01:03:42 ebondawn there it's awesome there's a inventory
01:03:43 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:03:46 havelgravelgut There's a wall broken right there
01:03:48 havelgravelgut So you can actually see this guy
01:03:55 ebondawn i'm going to uh seer is he with us he's within 60 feet for
01:04:00 ebondawn sure right let me take a look 45 yeah i'm gonna flip my rival coin what
01:04:09 ebondawn is it um even number good
01:04:13 ebondawn on number bad right i think um let
01:04:22 ebondawn me i gotta roll a d a d4 son of a bitch
01:04:25 ashtonias soul blade you obviously didn't do a good enough job killing these guys the first time we were in
01:04:29 havelgravelgut Look
01:04:33 ashtonias this area no i
01:04:36 havelgravelgut No y'all actually never
01:04:37 funkeebuddha right i'm an
01:04:38 havelgravelgut Y'all never came into Deneb's rest
01:04:39 havelgravelgut Y'all fought the Duergar last time
01:04:42 havelgravelgut On the ferry
01:04:44 ashtonias mean i mean and uh our our run through way back in the day the art
01:04:44 havelgravelgut It is big
01:04:50 ebondawn oh
01:04:50 havelgravelgut Yes no it appears there are
01:04:52 havelgravelgut There was some of the Sunblight family
01:04:54 havelgravelgut Left alive
01:04:55 havelgravelgut And they've
01:04:56 havelgravelgut Found little burrows to try to
01:05:00 havelgravelgut Build back
01:05:01 havelgravelgut but it looks
01:05:02 ebondawn feel back better
01:05:03 havelgravelgut but it looks like
01:05:04 havelgravelgut but it looks like Kaldur Gravelgut
01:05:08 havelgravelgut looks like the Gravel Gut Clan
01:05:09 havelgravelgut has come back to finish the job
01:05:13 havelgravelgut on the
01:05:13 havelgravelgut Sun Blight entire bloodline
01:05:15 ebondawn Lerosa's fucking head pops up on that coil
01:05:15 havelgravelgut that is funny
01:05:17 ebondawn and I'm like god damn it
01:05:19 ebondawn I think Admiral's getting back at me for doubting his story
01:05:22 havelgravelgut yeah no it is funny though
01:05:23 havelgravelgut the Gravel Gut has come
01:05:25 havelgravelgut to literally eliminate
01:05:26 havelgravelgut the Sun Blight Clan down to the last
01:05:30 havelgravelgut man
01:05:31 ebondawn that's right
01:05:33 havelgravelgut complete and utter destruction
01:05:35 havelgravelgut alright Kaldur Gravelgut you can go ahead
01:05:37 havelgravelgut and be in that space after you okay don't take
01:05:39 ebondawn yeah yeah
01:05:42 ebondawn do I have a bonus action
01:05:49 ebondawn nope okay actually no I couldn't have done that
01:05:51 ebondawn because I would have taken an action I'm sorry
01:05:53 ebondawn I didn't realize that
01:05:55 ashtonias for these
01:05:55 ashtonias little fuckers is creepy as shit what happened
01:05:56 ebondawn sorry I'm going to take that
01:05:57 ebondawn take my health back
01:05:58 havelgravelgut that damage yeah yeah all right okay
01:05:58 ebondawn I actually could have done that yeah
01:06:00 ebondawn I don't know why I was thinking it was a bonus action
01:06:03 ebondawn it's not
01:06:03 ebondawn an idiot all right i'm an idiot the music
01:06:11 funkeebuddha idiot you're an idiot it always
01:06:18 ebondawn is super quiet non-serious game by the way
01:06:20 ebondawn come on
01:06:21 funkeebuddha is i was gonna bring
01:06:24 funkeebuddha it up to like 135 just to hear it another guy
01:06:33 whygod4007 Fun, mate.
01:06:34 whygod4007 Can you
01:06:39 havelgravelgut and enlarge in here so he instead is gonna back with the soul blade towards you ng oh he
01:06:47 funkeebuddha gotta pick out another guy yeah uh 10
01:06:52 havelgravelgut hits
01:06:52 havelgravelgut Through your shield
01:06:53 havelgravelgut I'll get you to pretend
01:06:54 havelgravelgut I'm fixing
01:06:56 funkeebuddha And he's nosy.
01:07:02 ebondawn the movie newbie bastard
01:07:33 havelgravelgut Is he not
01:07:36 bad token he's yeah it's
01:07:38 whygod4007 switch Kaldur Gravelgut back to
01:07:39 whygod4007 observe for everybody yeah for some reason i can't see him well it's
01:07:42 havelgravelgut Uh
01:07:46 havelgravelgut Uh
01:07:47 havelgravelgut Now
01:07:52 ebondawn why you want to observe me if he
01:07:55 whygod4007 like you're doing stuff
01:07:56 whygod4007 and i have no idea where you are what you're doing yeah i can see him now i
01:08:02 havelgravelgut Alright I fixed it
01:08:04 whygod4007 got it i guess
01:08:04 havelgravelgut Hang on hang on
01:08:06 ebondawn has none of your fucking business
01:08:07 ebondawn i just
01:08:08 funkeebuddha Whoa, who's
01:08:14 havelgravelgut That'll learn him
01:08:15 havelgravelgut That'll learn him
01:08:17 ebondawn i just wrote a comment from somebody else totally unrelated to this
01:08:20 ebondawn game but he just said blueberry bulge by old stage dame i was like what the
01:08:26 ashtonias and that and craig shall record that into in
01:08:28 havelgravelgut God damn
01:08:28 ebondawn all right blueberry bowl is now immortal
01:08:29 havelgravelgut What
01:08:32 ashtonias In perpetuity.
01:08:33 ashtonias Thank you, Craig.
01:08:34 ashtonias Thank you, Craig, for doing that.
01:08:37 ebondawn or whatever until ukraine bombs whatever
01:08:40 ebondawn data center breaks she was fucking stored in yeah because
01:08:44 ashtonias They're mastering
01:08:44 funkeebuddha going right now?
01:08:45 havelgravelgut Uh this uh dude
01:08:47 havelgravelgut dude things are happening you don't see everybody maybe i can't know if they're comparable or not
01:08:47 funkeebuddha This guy?
01:08:53 funkeebuddha How come me and Rico didn't go?
01:08:53 havelgravelgut ronnie ronnie
01:08:56 funkeebuddha I didn't go to Bella.
01:08:57 bad token like an x-com where it's like just a bunch
01:08:59 bad token of shit happening fuck him
01:09:00 havelgravelgut rico's dashing ng uh ronnie
01:09:03 ebondawn we do
01:09:07 funkeebuddha You skipped me.
01:09:09 funkeebuddha I didn't go to Bella.
01:09:09 whygod4007 i'm gonna excuse me
01:09:10 funkeebuddha I didn't go to this.
01:09:11 havelgravelgut ng sorry ronnie you're not
01:09:11 funkeebuddha I didn't go to this.
01:09:12 funkeebuddha God damn it.
01:09:18 funkeebuddha I'm not sure.
01:09:19 bad token up i forgot
01:09:23 ebondawn not love him
01:09:24 ebondawn ha ha then these
01:09:28 funkeebuddha Damn it.
01:09:34 funkeebuddha These guys are smart, right?
01:09:40 havelgravelgut sure about these guys you know that the mind masters are
01:09:43 havelgravelgut This guy
01:09:47 ashtonias their minds.
01:09:55 funkeebuddha Alright, I'm going to do, again, I'm
01:10:06 funkeebuddha going to mind sliver this guy, what do
01:10:20 havelgravelgut They are not smart
01:10:23 havelgravelgut The
01:10:24 havelgravelgut Soul blades
01:10:26 havelgravelgut Are not
01:10:28 havelgravelgut Very smart
01:10:30 havelgravelgut Not necessarily
01:10:30 funkeebuddha you think, oh man, oh man,
01:10:31 havelgravelgut So he takes four damage
01:10:34 havelgravelgut And he gets a little mind sliver
01:10:36 havelgravelgut I love it
01:10:40 ebondawn fucking dirt birds back to the era
01:10:44 havelgravelgut Dirt beards
01:10:46 havelgravelgut Dirt beard
01:10:48 funkeebuddha you know
01:10:52 ashtonias Dretty thinks fungus beard is a much more potent insult.
01:10:52 ebondawn yeah it doesn't really flow off the tongue
01:10:55 ashtonias Try that next time.
01:10:58 havelgravelgut Let's get a flow
01:11:00 ebondawn no no it's better maybe sport
01:11:02 ashtonias Mold beard?
01:11:03 funkeebuddha what, they have
01:11:04 havelgravelgut Better
01:11:06 havelgravelgut better and i look okay oh
01:11:09 ebondawn I don't want to be here.
01:11:12 ashtonias Now, Dretty likes spore beard.
01:11:14 ashtonias See, you're a poet and you didn't know it.
01:11:15 ashtonias Ah, man,
01:11:22 funkeebuddha to roll with some saving throws, you know
01:11:26 havelgravelgut i love a sleep not very wisdom that guy
01:11:29 ebondawn Do you
01:11:31 funkeebuddha what, which is the guy that rolled a
01:11:36 havelgravelgut this is the other yes
01:11:39 funkeebuddha 13,
01:11:40 funkeebuddha Oh, you got the minus 1D4?
01:11:48 funkeebuddha So one of them is 9.8.
01:11:51 havelgravelgut all right there
01:11:54 ebondawn want me to set it all up for nine minutes, honey?
01:11:57 ebondawn Let me know when to start.
01:11:58 ebondawn You should
01:12:04 funkeebuddha Ah, fuck. You know, I screwed up again.
01:12:12 funkeebuddha How do I keep forgetting to do that shit?
01:12:15 ebondawn put some salt in the water.
01:12:18 ebondawn You know, you're super flexible.
01:12:18 havelgravelgut you go what'd you get your uh thingy raise your dc by
01:12:22 ebondawn Easy to peel.
01:12:22 funkeebuddha Yeah, because that would have ridged my TC by one.
01:12:26 havelgravelgut one yeah yeah no it's
01:12:27 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:12:27 havelgravelgut You know
01:12:29 funkeebuddha I used my, um, I used my, uh, my share already.
01:12:36 havelgravelgut Mind sliver bonus action
01:12:38 havelgravelgut Okay
01:12:38 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:12:38 funkeebuddha Mm-hmm.
01:12:43 bad token to use my bonus action i killed the
01:12:56 ebondawn Pump, pump, pump, pump it up.
01:12:59 ebondawn Man, they just were not very good at fucking lyrics yet.
01:13:05 havelgravelgut Alright
01:13:07 havelgravelgut Things happening
01:13:09 havelgravelgut Roadie
01:13:18 whygod4007 roadie is gonna chant out to the crowd who wants to kill some evil spirits
01:13:28 ebondawn They're running out to cops.
01:13:30 havelgravelgut Roller
01:13:32 ebondawn Kill the
01:13:33 havelgravelgut Roller persuasion with advantage
01:13:35 whygod4007 oh how many people are still in here i guess how many left for the cops yeah the
01:13:40 havelgravelgut Oh no there's still a lot of people in here
01:13:42 havelgravelgut I mean it was clearing out but like there's still
01:13:44 havelgravelgut People that think they stopped
01:13:46 havelgravelgut Roller persuasion
01:13:47 havelgravelgut Alright
01:13:47 bad token cop yeah this party's
01:13:49 whygod4007 cops dad
01:13:51 whygod4007 yeah 19 oh did
01:13:52 bad token even more crazy you
01:13:56 ashtonias how could I make torch and pitchforks fit a Queen song somehow?
01:14:01 whygod4007 i do performance i did performance it's just a 17 so 17
01:14:05 ebondawn King by Jonathan Young comes to mind.
01:14:07 ashtonias Oh, fuck yeah.
01:14:09 ashtonias There we go.
01:14:20 havelgravelgut Yeah get an angry mob
01:14:22 havelgravelgut You can
01:14:22 whygod4007 17 persuasion 19 performance
01:14:24 whygod4007 oh no oh yeah let's fucking go and
01:14:30 havelgravelgut get angry mob, Roadie.
01:14:31 funkeebuddha the dirty
01:14:35 whygod4007 then as they they charge to go upstairs i'm gonna jump
01:14:38 whygod4007 on top of them and crowd surf on the crowd while they uh they take me to the battle well
01:14:51 ebondawn that's right because crowd surfer crowd surfing is notoriously like accurate it will take you
01:14:56 ebondawn where you want to go i feel
01:14:58 whygod4007 it's more
01:14:58 whygod4007 that I'm staying on top of the crowd while
01:15:00 whygod4007 they carry me to the battle.
01:15:07 whygod4007 That's it for me.
01:15:14 havelgravelgut It gets very crowded, very great.
01:15:21 havelgravelgut Roadie just like stands up, being crowd-circled on top.
01:15:30 havelgravelgut Ready?
01:15:32 ashtonias Wait, the people outran me?
01:15:34 ashtonias yeah i guess i'll fucking crowd surf up the stairs
01:15:34 havelgravelgut No, no, no, they're overtaking you, but ready, you're up.
01:15:42 havelgravelgut You do.
01:15:50 ebondawn like Dreadie Mercurie gets a couple of real tight ass squeezes on the way
01:15:53 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah.
01:15:56 ebondawn hey what the fuck is this
01:16:00 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's not complaining baby i didn't have enough movement to get there did i
01:16:06 ashtonias i think right there look there's
01:16:14 havelgravelgut Ready?
01:16:15 havelgravelgut Something.
01:16:21 ebondawn what's your fucking oath breaking dirt beard fucking gray skins up here
01:16:27 ashtonias a little guy right here oh he stabs me with the 20 god damn
01:16:29 havelgravelgut You stand.
01:16:29 ebondawn fucking kill him.
01:16:32 havelgravelgut Yes.
01:16:36 ashtonias okay how
01:16:37 funkeebuddha twin
01:16:47 ebondawn I mean, you have a 12 AC,
01:16:48 ashtonias much damage is it all right uh that's
01:16:49 ebondawn so I don't know what to tell you, dude.
01:16:52 whygod4007 How did he get
01:16:53 whygod4007 out? Where's the bad guy?
01:16:57 ebondawn John, I have to ask,
01:16:57 havelgravelgut So you
01:16:58 ebondawn do you have any of your fucking gear equipped?
01:17:01 ebondawn Like your armor or your shields?
01:17:05 ashtonias a good question
01:17:07 whygod4007 He does not. Although,
01:17:12 whygod4007 I don't think a bard is proficient
01:17:14 whygod4007 with shield, are they? Did
01:17:15 havelgravelgut have an AC of 15
01:17:16 ebondawn He might be.
01:17:19 havelgravelgut Still would hit him with that 20
01:17:19 ebondawn I don't know about his subclass.
01:17:22 havelgravelgut But no that's 10 damage
01:17:24 havelgravelgut By the way
01:17:26 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:17:27 ashtonias you've applied way more than 10 damage
01:17:29 ashtonias shit I was only missing 2
01:17:32 ashtonias thank you
01:17:36 ashtonias alright I'll take that damage
01:17:36 havelgravelgut Yes right here
01:17:40 whygod4007 we see
01:17:40 whygod4007 where that came from? Oh, okay.
01:17:42 ashtonias it's still my turn though right
01:17:43 havelgravelgut This guy
01:17:43 ashtonias it's still my turn though right
01:17:44 havelgravelgut This guy was hidden and
01:17:46 havelgravelgut had an attack ready.
01:17:48 whygod4007 Oh, tiny
01:17:49 whygod4007 mother. Oh
01:17:50 ashtonias yeah I grab his little tiny head
01:17:50 havelgravelgut It is your turn.
01:17:54 ashtonias and dip my thumbs into
01:17:56 ashtonias his eye sockets as I cast
01:18:00 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut,
01:18:03 ebondawn Yeah, I am.
01:18:04 havelgravelgut you're right there
01:18:05 havelgravelgut for this. I'm going to give you
01:18:08 funkeebuddha you know
01:18:09 havelgravelgut advantage ready.
01:18:10 ashtonias oh thank you
01:18:13 havelgravelgut Well, not double advantage, but six
01:18:15 havelgravelgut final hit. Roll me a damage.
01:18:16 ebondawn Not double advantage.
01:18:20 ebondawn Mega advantage.
01:18:21 ebondawn Advantage. You just roll 20 d20s.
01:18:23 ebondawn Take the highest number.
01:18:23 havelgravelgut It starts
01:18:26 havelgravelgut like screaming like
01:18:27 havelgravelgut in absolute pain as you
01:18:29 havelgravelgut semi-gouge his eyes out.
01:18:32 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut,
01:18:33 bad token cure his epilepsy love to
01:18:35 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut, maybe this band
01:18:36 havelgravelgut Isn't so bad
01:18:37 havelgravelgut An attack
01:18:38 ebondawn Yeah, no, this is...
01:18:43 ebondawn Man, I have to have my own heart.
01:18:50 ebondawn I'm not into the dudes, but if you
01:18:50 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's door is always open
01:18:53 ebondawn you'd be at the top of this.
01:18:56 havelgravelgut towards
01:18:57 havelgravelgut Enjee, falls flat, scales you up
01:19:02 bad token blossom on a battlefield all right i uh target
01:19:05 bad token myself with my bonus action it's a cool sound and
01:19:16 bad token it's time to get to killing and sap
01:19:18 whygod4007 my god.
01:19:18 whygod4007 This crowd is going to kill everyone with this song playing.
01:19:24 havelgravelgut Safety dance
01:19:25 ebondawn Oh.
01:19:26 havelgravelgut Motherfucker
01:19:26 ebondawn It's a safety dance.
01:19:31 havelgravelgut Beautiful
01:19:32 ebondawn Yeah, these
01:19:34 bad token him again
01:19:35 havelgravelgut Yes you do
01:19:36 bad token if edgy
01:19:39 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut, there are
01:19:41 havelgravelgut Dwergar abound
01:19:43 havelgravelgut There's a fucking mind
01:19:47 havelgravelgut You know these ones are the biggest pains
01:19:49 havelgravelgut They asses
01:19:50 ebondawn things stop.
01:19:54 havelgravelgut Not his
01:20:00 ebondawn Alright.
01:20:04 bad token can disengage i can tank all these assets no i'm
01:20:08 ebondawn Swing my buttocks.
01:20:12 ebondawn There we go.
01:20:12 funkeebuddha what I forgot to move
01:20:12 funkeebuddha I was going to move
01:20:18 ebondawn Popple check, please.
01:20:21 havelgravelgut bed
01:20:27 ebondawn 8 plus ability modifier.
01:20:29 ebondawn Probably not a fail for me, actually.
01:20:30 havelgravelgut The 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 is the D.C.
01:20:30 ebondawn My strength is very high right now.
01:20:35 havelgravelgut So, yeah, you're almost there.
01:20:36 ebondawn 12 is my
01:20:36 ebondawn DC right now. It'll be better when
01:20:38 ebondawn it's on level 4.
01:20:41 ebondawn So he's injured, and then
01:20:42 ebondawn I will...
01:20:46 ebondawn Let's see, where is
01:20:48 ebondawn Scales? Scales can take it, but he's a paladin.
01:20:51 ebondawn But Enjee...
01:20:52 ebondawn Enjee's not in the best.
01:20:53 ebondawn But he's definitely gonna attack. I will I don't see roadie. Yeah, do I all right?
01:20:59 havelgravelgut Not yet, but you hear him screaming, and you see an angry mob coming up the bucket stairs.
01:21:01 ebondawn I will all right. I will I will cast sanctuary. I'm on you're ready
01:21:11 ebondawn Like find it don't fight
01:21:11 ashtonias thank you i gotta
01:21:22 ebondawn the human you're fucking oathbreaker. I'm right here
01:21:29 havelgravelgut I missed that last one.
01:21:30 havelgravelgut Did you do anything further up the battle axe?
01:21:33 ebondawn No sanctuary on ready and then
01:21:36 ebondawn I was taunting that the mind master.
01:21:38 havelgravelgut Click that.
01:21:40 ebondawn I said don't attack the human you're fucking oathbreaker. I'm right here.
01:21:41 havelgravelgut look out that sanctuary i didn't
01:21:45 ebondawn I
01:21:49 ebondawn Did did it not go off?
01:21:53 ebondawn Weird. I'll
01:21:53 havelgravelgut see it on scales you
01:21:55 ebondawn try it again. Yeah, it didn't even consume the spell slot
01:21:57 ebondawn either. Weird.
01:22:01 havelgravelgut i i see you
01:22:03 ebondawn There we go. Tank
01:22:06 havelgravelgut put that shield of faith right this on angie i want you
01:22:13 bad token mean oh
01:22:14 havelgravelgut gotcha all right
01:22:16 havelgravelgut that's right sanctuary goes ready all right
01:22:16 funkeebuddha he's about to tank
01:22:22 ebondawn two, electric
01:22:23 ebondawn boogaloo. Forty-two.
01:22:25 havelgravelgut the mind master mind master is going through
01:22:26 ebondawn Fucking nice.
01:22:34 havelgravelgut sorry okay he's gonna listen he tells you
01:22:43 ebondawn Is that
01:22:49 havelgravelgut ready to stab Kaldur Gravelgut no it's
01:22:54 ebondawn considered to be an attack?
01:22:56 ebondawn No.
01:22:57 havelgravelgut not but he's about to attack
01:22:59 ebondawn Alright. Dredd, are you going to make
01:23:03 havelgravelgut what did she do all right
01:23:04 ebondawn an end save? Yep.
01:23:07 ashtonias make an end save let's see i'm not very good at those
01:23:13 ebondawn Fucking safety dance, man.
01:23:14 ebondawn What the hell are we doing?
01:23:17 havelgravelgut ready he fails that and then Kaldur Gravelgut he's trying to
01:23:18 ashtonias right he
01:23:21 havelgravelgut basically get a double team on you because he turns to you with that comment about an oath
01:23:26 havelgravelgut breaker bar like straight and he pulls out a that wicked blade and tries to stab me that's
01:23:37 ebondawn We're out of worshiping a scum.
01:23:45 ebondawn Jesus Christ.
01:23:45 havelgravelgut it
01:23:45 havelgravelgut it rolls both values when as if he rolls 3d6 plus 1d4 when
01:23:53 havelgravelgut he's normal and then he won plus 3d6
01:23:56 havelgravelgut when he's tiny and he rolls 3d6 twice as if values are present stupid that's what
01:24:02 ebondawn Yeah, that's kind of annoying.
01:24:05 havelgravelgut the damage is okay
01:24:07 ebondawn Ow.
01:24:07 havelgravelgut Okay. Wow. Not that much
01:24:09 havelgravelgut better, huh?
01:24:12 havelgravelgut That was four left.
01:24:14 havelgravelgut Okay.
01:24:17 funkeebuddha what's going to happen
01:24:18 funkeebuddha yeah
01:24:21 ebondawn Stop rolling 21s to hit, please.
01:24:23 ebondawn Okay, thanks.
01:24:23 havelgravelgut Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:24 havelgravelgut That'd be good.
01:24:26 ashtonias rolled a 20 last time comrades i
01:24:32 ebondawn I'm not concentrating on anything.
01:24:33 ebondawn You can get rid of my concentration.
01:24:36 ebondawn Oh, wait, no.
01:24:37 ebondawn I'm concentrating on the sanctuary.
01:24:37 havelgravelgut That's right.
01:24:38 ebondawn Is that concentration?
01:24:39 whygod4007 No, it's not.
01:24:40 havelgravelgut Nope.
01:24:40 ebondawn No, it's not.
01:24:41 havelgravelgut You're concentrating on a major draft
01:24:41 ebondawn Yeah.
01:24:43 havelgravelgut that you're not concentrating on anymore.
01:24:46 ebondawn Do you want me to start timing it?
01:24:47 ashtonias gotta be right back to go pick up my food
01:24:49 havelgravelgut Okay.
01:24:49 ashtonias um if my turn rolls on before i get back i returned
01:24:52 ebondawn Okay.
01:24:52 ebondawn Are you interested?
01:24:53 ebondawn I'm going to hear it when you start.
01:24:55 ebondawn Do you want me to handle it, honey?
01:24:56 havelgravelgut All right.
01:24:57 havelgravelgut I believe
01:24:58 havelgravelgut that guy is
01:25:01 havelgravelgut snaps out.
01:25:02 havelgravelgut Now, Angie, the guy rolls his incapacitating save at
01:25:03 funkeebuddha I got kicked out of the game
01:25:07 ebondawn I'll test it for you.
01:25:08 ebondawn I'll test it.
01:25:09 ebondawn I'll watch your any course.
01:25:11 havelgravelgut the end of his turn, and he rolled a 15, which means he passes, but it's still wasting his whole turn.
01:25:12 ebondawn If you beat me to it.
01:25:17 funkeebuddha yeah
01:25:18 ebondawn Yeah.
01:25:19 funkeebuddha okie dokie
01:25:20 funkeebuddha I can't
01:25:20 havelgravelgut All right, Rico Lunay crowds up the crowd, landing,
01:25:28 havelgravelgut moving out adjacent to this Mind Master.
01:25:38 ebondawn Oh, yeah.
01:25:40 havelgravelgut Of course, that's a swing.
01:25:47 ebondawn Okay, see ya
01:25:48 ebondawn William Moon
01:25:53 havelgravelgut Unbelievable.
01:25:53 havelgravelgut unbelievable it's you it's it's unbelievable
01:26:08 ebondawn is not with us today
01:26:10 havelgravelgut it doesn't make sense angie you look like you're back in the day what the
01:26:19 funkeebuddha I haven't been able to get in yet
01:26:21 havelgravelgut h man it shows you
01:26:22 funkeebuddha yeah
01:26:24 havelgravelgut yeah you in this bit angie uh you've got two adjacent to your right and you've got
01:26:27 funkeebuddha alright
01:26:28 funkeebuddha kick me out okay oh
01:26:32 havelgravelgut an enlarged
01:26:33 havelgravelgut one adjacent to yourself.
01:26:40 funkeebuddha it's my turn um thank you
01:26:41 havelgravelgut It is under the stream chart.
01:26:48 havelgravelgut There you go.
01:26:51 funkeebuddha yeah the guy right in front of me the
01:26:55 havelgravelgut What do you mean? The east?
01:26:58 funkeebuddha the guy to the east yeah i'm going to um that's well god
01:27:07 funkeebuddha damn this piece of computer
01:27:09 funkeebuddha computer um i'm going to toss his
01:27:19 funkeebuddha mind whip him
01:27:21 havelgravelgut Beautiful. Scales, you are
01:27:22 havelgravelgut remembering you get that extra
01:27:25 havelgravelgut attack, right? With your
01:27:27 havelgravelgut haste. You get the haste action. You're remembering
01:27:29 havelgravelgut that?
01:27:32 havelgravelgut Look up haste and
01:27:33 ebondawn How does he have hate?
01:27:33 havelgravelgut you get an extra action that can be used for
01:27:36 havelgravelgut specific things. One of them is a weapon attack.
01:27:38 havelgravelgut So I do that
01:27:39 havelgravelgut because he did a shitload of cocaine.
01:27:43 ebondawn Oh, you gave him cocaine hate
01:27:44 ebondawn Got it, okay
01:27:45 havelgravelgut Yeah, he's gonna get
01:27:46 havelgravelgut get exhaustion after this don't worry he's gonna have to keep doing well you're i mean scales you
01:27:51 havelgravelgut can just there's another option just keep doing cocaine forever exactly oh
01:27:55 ebondawn I mean,
01:27:56 bad token yeah that's what i'm saying like
01:27:57 bad token in real life i don't get exhaustion like january
01:27:59 whygod4007 The escalating addiction
01:28:01 whygod4007 checks will be
01:28:05 havelgravelgut scales come on scales
01:28:05 ebondawn just fail
01:28:06 ebondawn It doesn't matter if you're a dick if you keep doing it, right?
01:28:09 ebondawn No, it's nothing
01:28:10 havelgravelgut you don't go rock star if like your backup character saw scales suck a dick under a bridge
01:28:15 havelgravelgut for coke and it's like yeah that's how that's my previous character
01:28:20 havelgravelgut he really made it
01:28:24 havelgravelgut he really made it
01:28:25 havelgravelgut alright
01:28:28 havelgravelgut are you back in the game
01:28:29 funkeebuddha so uh this action i'm going to uh what do they call that shit again
01:28:36 funkeebuddha innate innate sorcery and then no i'm not back in
01:28:36 havelgravelgut are you back in the game
01:28:44 funkeebuddha the game yet innate sorcery
01:28:44 havelgravelgut coming up
01:28:46 havelgravelgut fab
01:28:48 funkeebuddha uh and then i'm going to toss his mind whip the guy right in front of me to the east
01:28:53 funkeebuddha the dc
01:28:54 havelgravelgut mind whip coming out
01:29:02 havelgravelgut intelligent
01:29:03 funkeebuddha dc14 now intelligence all right
01:29:06 havelgravelgut wait
01:29:07 havelgravelgut it ain't sorcery
01:29:08 havelgravelgut he didn't even fucking roll the 14
01:29:11 havelgravelgut god damn it
01:29:12 havelgravelgut alright
01:29:14 funkeebuddha so then yeah half half a 3d6 takes what
01:29:15 ebondawn sad
01:29:15 ebondawn I love it
01:29:20 havelgravelgut He takes
01:29:23 havelgravelgut 5 damage.
01:29:24 ebondawn Life would
01:29:26 funkeebuddha okay then i'm
01:29:27 havelgravelgut 5.
01:29:34 funkeebuddha going to wait that's not really a good way of doing this right i'm going
01:29:42 funkeebuddha to uh
01:29:48 funkeebuddha i'm going to make a break for i'm going to check out i'm going to try to run to the other side of
01:29:51 havelgravelgut You're going to take a
01:29:57 funkeebuddha scales. I'm going to turn around and try to slide between his legs
01:30:01 funkeebuddha and get on the other side of him. How many?
01:30:04 havelgravelgut lot of opportunity attacks.
01:30:07 havelgravelgut You're going to take
01:30:07 havelgravelgut 1, 2, 3.
01:30:09 havelgravelgut Oh my god, you're crazy.
01:30:11 funkeebuddha So be it.
01:30:12 funkeebuddha I know.
01:30:17 havelgravelgut This guy gets
01:30:18 havelgravelgut This guy hits
01:30:21 funkeebuddha Here's one. What was he rolling?
01:30:24 havelgravelgut 21. The other guy
01:30:28 whygod4007 21. Someone
01:30:30 funkeebuddha I don't know.
01:30:30 havelgravelgut misses.
01:30:31 funkeebuddha All right.
01:30:32 havelgravelgut You only get it once or not.
01:30:38 funkeebuddha God.
01:30:38 havelgravelgut You're alive.
01:30:39 havelgravelgut 4 HP.
01:30:40 havelgravelgut That's right.
01:30:42 ebondawn have been badly burned
01:30:44 havelgravelgut okay uh all right there was a soul blade called you
01:30:57 ebondawn I'm a soul blade
01:31:04 havelgravelgut watch a soul blade uh turn visible as he like
01:31:07 havelgravelgut turns and dashes seeing a fucking angry mob appear like he's he runs you hear a window
01:31:14 havelgravelgut as he flees yeah
01:31:25 whygod4007 we couldn't see
01:31:25 ebondawn Hopefully he has
01:31:26 whygod4007 fled.
01:31:27 havelgravelgut no Kaldur Gravelgut song way
01:31:31 whygod4007 Can I go before the crowd?
01:31:36 havelgravelgut the crowd is oh yeah sure well the crowd was kind of moving
01:31:36 whygod4007 I'm close
01:31:41 havelgravelgut you up so honestly you probably want to let them move you first oh god
01:31:45 whygod4007 enough.
01:31:46 whygod4007 I want to wrap this guy up.
01:31:48 whygod4007 Or try to give him
01:31:50 whygod4007 advantage so they can maul this guy.
01:31:54 havelgravelgut okay yeah restrain him so
01:31:55 havelgravelgut he can get stalled to death by the crowd oh you also restrain him in chains so he can't enlarge
01:31:58 whygod4007 Yeah.
01:32:03 havelgravelgut again he cut the thing he's
01:32:05 whygod4007 I don't know.
01:32:09 whygod4007 I'll have to figure out how to do that.
01:32:12 whygod4007 I guess I'll do the athletics check.
01:32:15 whygod4007 High enough.
01:32:17 whygod4007 Wrap him up.
01:32:20 havelgravelgut changed i mean
01:32:25 whygod4007 I'll
01:32:25 whygod4007 keep moving.
01:32:29 whygod4007 Y'all got this one
01:32:31 whygod4007 If he wants he can take a disadvantage
01:32:35 ebondawn another opportunity
01:32:35 ebondawn to attack against you.
01:32:39 whygod4007 Opportunity attack
01:32:41 havelgravelgut does he have you know trying to think
01:32:47 ebondawn If he won't.
01:32:50 havelgravelgut he has no
01:32:55 havelgravelgut my goodness he got a seven he misses redwood
01:33:04 whygod4007 You can
01:33:04 havelgravelgut ready oh all right baby
01:33:14 havelgravelgut oh yeah the crowd
01:33:14 whygod4007 have the crowd maul that guy now
01:33:31 whygod4007 That's fun that they have an ability
01:33:34 whygod4007 Oh damn
01:33:39 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut just guts and viscera and teeth and eyeballs smash everywhere from
01:33:47 havelgravelgut this
01:33:47 havelgravelgut this tiny, screaming, terrified mind master.
01:33:51 havelgravelgut No, please!
01:33:53 havelgravelgut He just watched his jaw be stomped on
01:33:57 havelgravelgut by, like, a middle-aged woman,
01:33:59 havelgravelgut and she, like, pulls her tits out
01:34:01 havelgravelgut and starts, like, screaming,
01:34:05 havelgravelgut Anarchy! Anarchy!
01:34:11 havelgravelgut You watch that 11-year-old child from before
01:34:11 ebondawn Wait, what?
01:34:14 havelgravelgut pick up the duergar and start devouring.
01:34:23 havelgravelgut it's getting real
01:34:24 havelgravelgut feral
01:34:25 havelgravelgut yeah
01:34:26 ebondawn He's going to start eating the duergar?
01:34:29 havelgravelgut yeah dude it's absolute
01:34:31 havelgravelgut Roadie has whipped these people up
01:34:33 havelgravelgut into the kind of thing where tomorrow
01:34:35 havelgravelgut this town might not be able to look
01:34:37 havelgravelgut at each other ever again
01:34:39 havelgravelgut January 6th
01:34:42 bad token 6th all over again yeah he
01:34:45 havelgravelgut and a half
01:34:47 havelgravelgut Dwergar here
01:34:48 havelgravelgut oh shit okay
01:34:51 havelgravelgut I guess
01:34:59 havelgravelgut he's
01:35:00 havelgravelgut gonna go up to scales
01:35:01 havelgravelgut you need to put
01:35:03 bad token does i take my pants
01:35:03 havelgravelgut He didn't put the fucking pants on
01:35:05 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:35:08 bad token stuff yeah baby
01:35:10 havelgravelgut He is so distracted by your strange
01:35:12 havelgravelgut Dragon penis
01:35:15 havelgravelgut That he hits the wall
01:35:17 havelgravelgut Snails
01:35:20 bad token so you're saying i get
01:35:22 ashtonias what i miss okay what the
01:35:24 havelgravelgut Some like cannibalism
01:35:26 havelgravelgut Actually heavy cannibalism
01:35:28 bad token two actions i get two actions okay i
01:35:29 funkeebuddha You're a bad boy.
01:35:33 havelgravelgut What up
01:35:33 havelgravelgut Yeah you get a haste action
01:35:38 bad token something
01:35:39 havelgravelgut And your haste action
01:35:41 havelgravelgut Can be used
01:35:43 havelgravelgut Under your feces
01:35:44 bad token where's my heels what's going on here what the what
01:35:49 havelgravelgut Three lines
01:35:52 havelgravelgut Lay on hands
01:35:53 havelgravelgut hands. See the three lines
01:35:54 bad token the hands i thought cure wounds anyway
01:35:57 havelgravelgut tab, the third down on the right, on the right
01:35:59 havelgravelgut hand side? I
01:36:02 ebondawn 14, leaping
01:36:03 bad token on my heel the shit out of ng and i
01:36:14 funkeebuddha Sweet. Thanks, man. Thank you.
01:36:17 havelgravelgut applied
01:36:18 havelgravelgut yes.
01:36:19 funkeebuddha I'm back in there. Yeah
01:36:23 bad token go hey slash out
01:36:24 ebondawn that one
01:36:24 ebondawn in reserve for waking someone up,
01:36:27 ebondawn I take it.
01:36:31 bad token of this dude oh wait
01:36:32 ebondawn That old Dragula.
01:36:34 ebondawn This is definitely a Dragula moment.
01:36:39 ebondawn Okay, if you're going to
01:36:41 havelgravelgut Scales.
01:36:42 havelgravelgut Unfortunately, he's
01:36:43 havelgravelgut 14.
01:36:45 ebondawn Which isn't
01:36:46 ebondawn Yeah, yeah
01:36:48 havelgravelgut We have two attacks.
01:36:48 bad token no baby
01:36:53 havelgravelgut Pace attack.
01:36:57 bad token same one you're not big enough for my spear yeah yeah
01:36:57 havelgravelgut Big boy.
01:37:12 bad token yeah okay give
01:37:15 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut,
01:37:15 havelgravelgut this crowd is gone
01:37:18 havelgravelgut completely feral. Like, you
01:37:22 havelgravelgut might want to get out of the way.
01:37:27 havelgravelgut You look around, Kaldur Gravelgut, you look down, there's a little bit
01:37:28 ebondawn Yeah, yeah
01:37:30 whygod4007 Imagine if we turned them loose
01:37:32 whygod4007 On some war defenseless police officer
01:37:34 whygod4007 If there's
01:37:35 havelgravelgut Alder, there's like a
01:37:36 havelgravelgut there's like a little bit of soot on you, you know
01:37:38 havelgravelgut from the dust, and you're like, no, no, no
01:37:40 havelgravelgut no, no, no, I'm
01:37:41 havelgravelgut regular colored
01:37:48 ebondawn I'm one of the good ones. I'm one of the good ones
01:37:50 ebondawn All right, this uh
01:37:55 ebondawn Soul blade to the south here. You don't attack him
01:38:09 havelgravelgut shit
01:38:12 ebondawn well i have a i have an inspo i think right yeah i do have an inspiration
01:38:13 funkeebuddha I think
01:38:14 havelgravelgut you need to
01:38:15 havelgravelgut go 14, so these will be a pound
01:38:19 ebondawn oh it would be a 14 to hit oof um look at risk it for the biscuit no
01:38:22 havelgravelgut unfortunately
01:38:23 havelgravelgut god damn
01:38:28 havelgravelgut I'm going to give you a 12
01:38:29 ebondawn biscuit um next time on
01:38:30 havelgravelgut no biscuit for you
01:38:33 havelgravelgut next time
01:38:36 ebondawn dragon ball z uh you can see here anything you want to do as a bonus action no you're
01:38:48 ebondawn gonna get
01:38:49 ebondawn yours, fucking dirtbeards.
01:38:53 havelgravelgut from the guy to your right
01:38:55 havelgravelgut where you go
01:39:01 havelgravelgut oh my god
01:39:02 havelgravelgut this crowd's out of control
01:39:04 havelgravelgut what did you give them
01:39:05 ebondawn Oh, thank you.
01:39:08 havelgravelgut by the way I'm still high on
01:39:11 havelgravelgut I'm not going to be a rock star
01:39:12 havelgravelgut which makes me bad
01:39:13 ebondawn I'm starting to think
01:39:14 ebondawn Roadie's a bad influence on people.
01:39:20 havelgravelgut I don't want to be too
01:39:21 havelgravelgut as he's high on brings it
01:39:29 havelgravelgut and you
01:39:32 havelgravelgut you're gambit
01:39:33 funkeebuddha I'm out.
01:39:33 havelgravelgut you're barely injured
01:39:35 havelgravelgut you and then back up as well just got that
01:39:39 funkeebuddha They bring me right back in
01:39:43 funkeebuddha Let's make this
01:39:49 funkeebuddha That's it to Jesus Christ two points damage on the near-death guy
01:39:58 funkeebuddha Yeah
01:39:58 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:39:59 ebondawn Very good.
01:40:00 funkeebuddha This guy.
01:40:02 havelgravelgut delicious angie you like round the corner and there is a fucking feral blood-soaked crowd
01:40:02 funkeebuddha And then I'm going to move up here.
01:40:13 funkeebuddha Ah.
01:40:14 havelgravelgut are you back and it's it's like too much violence like this is crazy it reminds you of
01:40:14 funkeebuddha I'm playing roadie again.
01:40:22 havelgravelgut a particular show a long time ago one he got a little out of hand rotary
01:40:32 whygod4007 one thing I know
01:40:34 whygod4007 There's only
01:40:34 whygod4007 There's only one way to placate a crowd like this
01:40:41 whygod4007 Is it my turn
01:40:43 whygod4007 Yes alright I will
01:40:44 havelgravelgut yes he is roadie looking back into the crowd there's only one person who can amp up a crowd
01:40:44 ebondawn Oh my
01:40:44 whygod4007 oh no
01:40:51 havelgravelgut to this degree uh
01:40:57 whygod4007 how the fuck did he get here
01:40:59 ebondawn god, is that like Limp Bizkit?
01:41:02 ashtonias part is that
01:41:02 whygod4007 I sadly
01:41:02 ashtonias I have the
01:41:08 ebondawn That's right, your old band
01:41:09 ebondawn was like fucking Limp Bizkit themed, right?
01:41:11 ebondawn I am. Dread
01:41:16 whygod4007 didn't see that
01:41:17 whygod4007 as I charged forward
01:41:18 whygod4007 uh I still think I'm
01:41:21 ebondawn worst.
01:41:21 whygod4007 I still think I'm doing the right thing
01:41:24 whygod4007 uh
01:41:25 whygod4007 and I'm gonna try to grapple
01:41:27 whygod4007 grapple up this dude
01:41:29 whygod4007 25
01:41:31 whygod4007 on this top guy
01:41:32 ebondawn Are you killing Duragar?
01:41:36 ebondawn You're doing the right thing.
01:41:39 havelgravelgut which guy uh uh which top guy i'm sorry all right he is grabbed
01:41:40 whygod4007 I'd never willingly hurt anyone
01:41:42 whygod4007 uh the top guy
01:41:44 whygod4007 too much
01:41:45 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:41:47 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:41:47 havelgravelgut pulled i don't think he can pass no so he's he can't beat that so he's grappled
01:41:52 havelgravelgut and uh
01:41:54 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:41:55 whygod4007 movement
01:41:55 whygod4007 probably yeah i don't know i don't have enough movement to move them anywhere so i'll just chain
01:41:56 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:42:01 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:42:03 whygod4007 them up in place all right yeah
01:42:04 havelgravelgut and uh rhody
01:42:12 havelgravelgut after you chain them up you let them go right so they're no longer
01:42:15 havelgravelgut grappled but they're the same oh yes the crowds are coming
01:42:17 whygod4007 yeah yeah just like grabs grabs coming um that's
01:42:18 ebondawn I'm doing the right thing.
01:42:18 ebondawn I'm doing
01:42:29 whygod4007 it for me
01:42:29 havelgravelgut you have no choice you are pushed
01:42:29 whygod4007 i think
01:42:33 ebondawn the right thing.
01:42:38 havelgravelgut the current
01:42:46 havelgravelgut crowd starts flooding down this fast
01:42:51 havelgravelgut uh around in the corner
01:42:59 havelgravelgut Roadie you're the only one who sees this by the way i'm sure
01:43:03 havelgravelgut you perhaps expected that at this point but you see him
01:43:11 havelgravelgut he's whipped this crowd up to a further where they could burn down a city ready i
01:43:12 whygod4007 i think i might have broken i might have broken too much stuff
01:43:25 bad token me something to break
01:43:25 havelgravelgut mean think
01:43:26 havelgravelgut about it grody you were literally trying to throw a party that was like just like that
01:43:33 whygod4007 surely the surely
01:43:41 whygod4007 these these people can handle their booze and cocaine right right i gotta
01:43:46 ebondawn No, like, yeah.
01:43:47 ebondawn Giving a bunch of random
01:43:49 ebondawn strangers a lot of cocaine. What could possibly go
01:43:51 ebondawn wrong?
01:43:55 ashtonias ability to get here.
01:43:57 whygod4007 move
01:43:57 whygod4007 you gotta move into Kaldur Gravelgut square and then that happened
01:44:00 havelgravelgut What you
01:44:12 havelgravelgut got
01:44:13 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie
01:44:15 ashtonias I'm weighing my options.
01:44:16 ashtonias Let's see.
01:44:18 havelgravelgut Like two weighty balls
01:44:22 ebondawn Remember, you still have sexual activity, so if you don't
01:44:24 ebondawn attack, you'll retain singular.
01:44:26 havelgravelgut That's right
01:44:26 havelgravelgut Which means they have to roll a wisdom save
01:44:29 havelgravelgut Before they can even touch you
01:44:30 ashtonias Okay.
01:44:32 ebondawn But, I mean, it's up to you.
01:44:32 ashtonias Hmm.
01:44:34 ebondawn Don't feel like you have to. It's just an option.
01:44:36 ashtonias If I attack, will I get rid of Sanctuary?
01:44:39 havelgravelgut Yes
01:44:39 ebondawn Yes.
01:44:39 havelgravelgut I think you're good
01:44:41 ashtonias Hmm.
01:44:43 ashtonias What if I heal?
01:44:48 ashtonias All right.
01:44:48 ashtonias Then I will vigorously touch myself as I cast Cure Wounds.
01:44:49 havelgravelgut Right
01:44:50 havelgravelgut That doesn't break sanctuary does it
01:44:51 ebondawn Yeah.
01:44:52 ebondawn If you're attacking with an attack or a damaging
01:44:54 ebondawn spell.
01:44:57 havelgravelgut You said
01:44:57 havelgravelgut What did you say Jared
01:45:00 ebondawn It's an attack or a damaging spell.
01:45:01 ebondawn Which means you can, like,
01:45:08 ebondawn fucking pass up on a pattern and shit.
01:45:12 havelgravelgut gorgeous is that to you uh grady to yourself
01:45:18 ashtonias Yeah, I'm the most injured person here.
01:45:21 havelgravelgut what do
01:45:25 ashtonias Bonus action, I will give Kaldur Gravelgut Bardic Inspiration.
01:45:29 ebondawn Yay!
01:45:31 havelgravelgut you say to
01:45:31 havelgravelgut look out
01:45:41 ashtonias I was thinking.
01:45:46 ashtonias How old is your grandpa?
01:45:48 ashtonias Right?
01:45:49 ashtonias uncle do your uncle proud and
01:45:50 funkeebuddha Uncle.
01:45:52 ebondawn Technically great.
01:45:53 ebondawn I don't think so.
01:45:57 ashtonias put these duerga under pressure and then
01:46:01 havelgravelgut that part again spoke for me this guy
01:46:10 ashtonias i also get the roll of
01:46:13 ashtonias d6 for my feature i think right yep let's
01:46:21 ebondawn Your spirit
01:46:22 ebondawn Barge ship it's the
01:46:26 ashtonias see that is a beloved
01:46:34 ebondawn final not good enough
01:46:35 ashtonias oh shit
01:46:37 havelgravelgut all right there's greg are here yes he's got
01:46:46 havelgravelgut to try to kill this dwarf
01:46:47 havelgravelgut damn close but
01:46:55 havelgravelgut no cigar because you already got a fucking 20
01:46:58 havelgravelgut 20 scales man this
01:47:01 ebondawn for the breaker dread worse
01:47:08 havelgravelgut is an absolute fun fest in this hallway look at this this is delicious
01:47:11 bad token yeah it is look at all this sausage lash out
01:47:15 havelgravelgut delicious you spear this
01:47:20 bad token with the spear i step
01:47:23 havelgravelgut dude run him fucking through scales
01:47:29 bad token over his
01:47:30 bad token body and i look at this guy next i did
01:47:35 havelgravelgut advantage holds a alt when you roll okay so i'll take highest that's an eight plus five so still
01:47:40 bad token not no uh you
01:47:43 havelgravelgut not a hit unfortunately Kaldur Gravelgut are any bonus action skills uh
01:47:51 havelgravelgut i think you're right on
01:47:53 bad token know i was gonna smite with my bonus
01:47:55 bad token a section but instead i will target that
01:48:02 ebondawn this
01:48:05 bad token dude and it's
01:48:16 havelgravelgut the
01:48:16 havelgravelgut under the belt. Nice
01:48:18 havelgravelgut move, though.
01:48:19 havelgravelgut Who he is.
01:48:22 ebondawn guy's restrained there we
01:48:29 havelgravelgut He also
01:48:30 ebondawn go you know
01:48:31 funkeebuddha Yeesh.
01:48:32 havelgravelgut just a nice act right into the shoulder
01:48:35 havelgravelgut of me. Paul, do you feel
01:48:37 havelgravelgut his shoulders separate?
01:48:42 havelgravelgut Sounds like a fucking side of me
01:48:45 havelgravelgut chopping through the ribs.
01:48:46 ebondawn or where it will fix that shit no did
01:48:48 havelgravelgut You all know what I mean.
01:48:53 havelgravelgut He
01:48:53 havelgravelgut screams in pain
01:48:55 havelgravelgut and gushes and bleeds.
01:48:57 havelgravelgut Anything further, Kaldur Gravelgut?
01:49:00 ebondawn he
01:49:00 ebondawn did he take the damage see okay oh is he not injured before he was unharmed
01:49:01 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah. He injured.
01:49:03 havelgravelgut he was uninjured
01:49:06 havelgravelgut he was unharmed
01:49:07 havelgravelgut oh yeah
01:49:09 ebondawn okay
01:49:09 ebondawn But there's a fucking angry mob behind us, too.
01:49:13 ebondawn So I'm going to move to this side.
01:49:13 havelgravelgut yeah you might want to get the fuck out of it
01:49:25 ebondawn I mean, I'm not going to leave the fucking duergar behind.
01:49:25 havelgravelgut fuckles
01:49:26 havelgravelgut he's gonna
01:49:29 ebondawn I know that one ran away, right?
01:49:29 havelgravelgut correct
01:49:30 ebondawn One got away.
01:49:33 havelgravelgut he has to stab you Kaldur Gravelgut
01:49:34 ebondawn You got to track that fucker down.
01:49:38 havelgravelgut and he misses
01:49:38 havelgravelgut it certainly
01:49:42 ebondawn I'm sorry.
01:49:42 ebondawn Is your shoulder hurting you?
01:49:45 ebondawn Don't ruin
01:49:46 havelgravelgut fucking is
01:49:47 havelgravelgut the power of the
01:49:51 havelgravelgut Russian pussy
01:49:53 ebondawn this with the other woman's shit.
01:50:03 havelgravelgut and worshiping the moon
01:50:05 havelgravelgut he automatically
01:50:06 ebondawn This is fucking the worst dude ever.
01:50:08 ebondawn wow that's
01:50:17 ebondawn an incredibly low roll
01:50:18 ebondawn for a fucking great sword
01:50:20 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:50:20 ebondawn I think
01:50:28 havelgravelgut failed
01:50:28 havelgravelgut saves his restraint
01:50:30 havelgravelgut that's the end of the game
01:50:30 whygod4007 nah just disadvantage moon smite
01:50:36 havelgravelgut there we go plus three 1911 uh 1912 yes 12 fails
01:50:37 funkeebuddha Better.
01:50:41 whygod4007 yeah
01:50:50 ebondawn that's just a
01:50:50 ebondawn frame style
01:50:51 ebondawn a fucking fake
01:50:52 havelgravelgut angie wrote roadie are you looking back at uh a person in it of interest
01:51:00 whygod4007 we're making some smite contact just uh
01:51:02 havelgravelgut roadie i mean angie he's roadie's doing it again he's like staring back at nothing
01:51:07 havelgravelgut think roadie
01:51:08 funkeebuddha Man, these guys
01:51:10 funkeebuddha hit the drugs too hard.
01:51:16 ebondawn it's there
01:51:16 ebondawn a piece of shit man
01:51:21 ebondawn wouldn't recommend it
01:51:22 ebondawn every time
01:51:23 funkeebuddha Nine points on him.
01:51:24 ashtonias okay let's
01:51:26 funkeebuddha And then I'm going to run into this room
01:51:28 funkeebuddha to hide from this mob.
01:51:36 havelgravelgut yeah hot
01:51:38 whygod4007 kinda kinda like old times and then i'm i'm gonna
01:51:46 whygod4007 gonna yeah i'm gonna
01:51:50 ebondawn you say that
01:51:51 ebondawn something fucking terrible happens
01:51:54 havelgravelgut dogs flavored water yeah i know
01:51:55 ebondawn oh god
01:52:02 whygod4007 grab this guy and i'm gonna push him 15 feet to the towards the crowd i guess
01:52:09 havelgravelgut y'all be loving this shit right here
01:52:13 ebondawn bring it on
01:52:13 funkeebuddha If you do it all for the cookie
01:52:15 ebondawn I'm coming with
01:52:19 whygod4007 i think it's like five more but yeah yeah just uh so
01:52:20 funkeebuddha If you
01:52:23 havelgravelgut l-i-c-h l-i-c-h brisket it's right here i do
01:52:23 ebondawn the chainsaw
01:52:35 funkeebuddha do it all for the cookie
01:52:38 havelgravelgut it all for the cookie yeah he screams
01:52:43 whygod4007 i i guess that's all my my movement and stuff
01:52:44 ebondawn Oh, sweet
01:52:46 whygod4007 so i just push this guy towards the mob oh damn
01:52:52 havelgravelgut and he is
01:52:56 havelgravelgut Pumbled to death
01:52:58 havelgravelgut Look at
01:52:59 funkeebuddha There's that
01:52:59 funkeebuddha I mean
01:53:00 funkeebuddha Crit
01:53:01 funkeebuddha Crit
01:53:01 funkeebuddha Crit
01:53:02 funkeebuddha Damn
01:53:07 whygod4007 d6 all right uh just
01:53:08 funkeebuddha He got caught
01:53:11 ebondawn cannibal child.
01:53:15 havelgravelgut it
01:53:15 havelgravelgut Look at how beautiful it is
01:53:17 whygod4007 just like this
01:53:17 havelgravelgut Roadie look at how beautiful it is
01:53:20 havelgravelgut Look at him go fucking crazy
01:53:22 havelgravelgut Remember when we used to make
01:53:24 havelgravelgut Crowds go fucking crazy
01:53:26 havelgravelgut They would fuck
01:53:28 havelgravelgut Corpses
01:53:29 havelgravelgut And they'd
01:53:30 whygod4007 and i
01:53:31 whygod4007 I hurl one of the dead bodies
01:53:32 whygod4007 and the giant dead body corpse
01:53:34 whygod4007 in the room on top of the crowd.
01:53:39 funkeebuddha Onto the crowd
01:53:40 whygod4007 Yes. Keep the
01:53:41 havelgravelgut start tearing it apart
01:53:43 havelgravelgut We could
01:53:45 ebondawn What the fuck is happening in here, Roddy?
01:53:45 havelgravelgut We could make that
01:53:48 funkeebuddha Or a bath salt
01:53:50 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:53:52 whygod4007 party
01:53:52 whygod4007 going! Play the
01:53:54 havelgravelgut Roadie's off
01:53:54 whygod4007 music!
01:53:55 whygod4007 Play the music!
01:53:57 havelgravelgut all right Dreadie Mercurie you don't think this crowd's gonna stop and roadie is like on meth or something
01:54:04 havelgravelgut you got to get the fuck out of here there's a window to the east
01:54:09 ashtonias see
01:54:12 havelgravelgut you might have to jump out
01:54:13 ebondawn The roof looks not too bad.
01:54:14 havelgravelgut the fucking window that's right
01:54:23 havelgravelgut roadie or should i say wet what was it
01:54:28 whygod4007 Look,
01:54:33 whygod4007 yeah, let's
01:54:33 bad token like wet moreland or something i turn
01:54:36 havelgravelgut just one of those days
01:54:42 ashtonias so i have a question is jumping out of a window in action so
01:54:45 ebondawn The vanilla starfish.
01:54:47 havelgravelgut dread it would be movement and a check i usually let those slide because it's cool
01:54:48 ebondawn And what the hell
01:54:55 havelgravelgut and cinematic
01:54:56 havelgravelgut but first real quick before you andre dread uh dread does hold up a guitar pick and holds it
01:55:03 havelgravelgut out towards you really oh my
01:55:08 whygod4007 get
01:55:09 whygod4007 this crowd really going.
01:55:11 havelgravelgut god oh my god he's he's
01:55:12 ebondawn are we doing here?
01:55:19 whygod4007 Yeah.
01:55:19 havelgravelgut we gotta
01:55:23 whygod4007 The crowd
01:55:31 havelgravelgut go back to i gotta get that song
01:55:34 ebondawn I just noticed that
01:55:36 ebondawn when you do that
01:55:37 ebondawn just what those days are
01:55:39 havelgravelgut uploaded for some reason that song like
01:55:40 ebondawn slow down
01:55:41 havelgravelgut gets weird when I try to upload it
01:55:42 havelgravelgut but I'm just going back to
01:55:44 havelgravelgut this is like St. Ballpark
01:55:46 havelgravelgut alright Dreadie Mercurie you gotta get the fuck
01:55:49 havelgravelgut out of here
01:55:51 havelgravelgut Roadie did it again
01:55:56 ashtonias i am going to first get uncomfortably
01:55:59 ashtonias close to scales as i occupy a space for just a second just all wrapped around him as
01:56:07 ashtonias i cast over
01:56:08 ashtonias his shoulder color spray and
01:56:20 whygod4007 won't
01:56:20 whygod4007 hurt you as long as you keep rocking!
01:56:23 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie I know this is like some
01:56:25 havelgravelgut you know
01:56:26 havelgravelgut now they're a
01:56:30 whygod4007 That's only gonna make
01:56:31 whygod4007 them crazier!
01:56:35 havelgravelgut blind
01:56:35 havelgravelgut swinging blind
01:56:37 havelgravelgut cloud
01:56:43 havelgravelgut thank god
01:56:43 ebondawn you realize this is probably like all of the people
01:56:45 ebondawn who live in Carradineville
01:56:49 ebondawn it's not a big town
01:56:51 whygod4007 Yeah, it is supposed to everybody.
01:56:55 whygod4007 We just gotta rock them till they get too exhausted.
01:56:56 ashtonias then excellent and
01:56:59 havelgravelgut hey Dreadie Mercurie
01:56:59 ebondawn get the fuck out of the window
01:57:00 havelgravelgut thank god they failed that so they can't opportunity attack you otherwise they would
01:57:04 havelgravelgut have tried to pummel you to death no
01:57:09 ashtonias then i don't think i have enough movement to get
01:57:10 whygod4007 They're that out of control?
01:57:12 ashtonias it to a window, but I'm going to be readying in my next
01:57:15 ebondawn yeah I don't think they have an identify
01:57:15 ashtonias action to... Jesus
01:57:17 ebondawn friend or foe fucking feature right now
01:57:19 havelgravelgut i i love i love it i love it very i love that joe joe's like
01:57:21 whygod4007 Hey, man, anyone who's rocking is a friend.
01:57:24 whygod4007 What is
01:57:25 havelgravelgut wait what they're like crazy right now you're doing it motherfucker scales
01:57:36 bad token around
01:57:36 bad token and uh in the air not like anything i mean i
01:57:45 bad token don't know about deadly i don't want to hurt anybody
01:57:49 bad token whoops why did it do it i kind of breathe a fire over the top of the crowd oh yeah
01:57:58 whygod4007 the ceiling made of?
01:57:58 funkeebuddha Yeah
01:58:01 ebondawn would
01:58:03 whygod4007 There's like a thatch roof.
01:58:04 bad token uh no
01:58:04 havelgravelgut wood fucking ain't scales they they fucking love it this is
01:58:07 whygod4007 Oh, also, are you
01:58:09 ebondawn no to be honest it's probably
01:58:10 ebondawn fucking soaked if this place hasn't been up
01:58:12 ebondawn kept probably drenched with snow
01:58:14 ebondawn Yeah, I
01:58:15 whygod4007 breathing it through your instrument while you rock?
01:58:18 whygod4007 Am I the only one rocking?
01:58:20 bad token i am not
01:58:21 bad token rocking anymore trying to get the fuck out of here with my
01:58:25 whygod4007 What kind of band is this?
01:58:26 whygod4007 like a
01:58:27 havelgravelgut straight up woodstock 99 and like you
01:58:30 havelgravelgut you want to keep going, and everybody else
01:58:32 havelgravelgut is like, we've got to evacuate!
01:58:37 ebondawn play in a
01:58:38 ebondawn musical band, not in whatever
01:58:39 ebondawn the fuck this is.
01:58:45 ebondawn We make music
01:58:46 bad token uh my other action i smacked the
01:58:46 ebondawn people drink. They don't eat
01:58:48 ebondawn corpses.
01:58:53 bad token shit out of roadie to get him snap
01:58:59 havelgravelgut Roadie spins.
01:59:03 bad token out of it no sure
01:59:04 whygod4007 rockstar who has
01:59:05 whygod4007 a large water bottle thrown at him
01:59:08 whygod4007 Roadie just ducks out of the way
01:59:10 whygod4007 or should I say wets
01:59:11 whygod4007 I think
01:59:12 bad token and then scale says fuck this
01:59:17 bad token and dives out the window no nice that's
01:59:18 ebondawn Catch us
01:59:19 havelgravelgut Yes, athletic shake.
01:59:26 havelgravelgut Alright, you catch your leg. You do
01:59:28 havelgravelgut bust through the window, but you catch
01:59:31 havelgravelgut your leg and just face
01:59:33 havelgravelgut and then you belly slap off
01:59:36 havelgravelgut the roof and land face
01:59:39 havelgravelgut down in the snow and fart
01:59:41 havelgravelgut very loudly, landing
01:59:48 havelgravelgut prone. It's snowy, though, so
01:59:50 havelgravelgut you're good. Kaldur Gravelgut.
01:59:52 bad token cool that's cool you're
01:59:58 ebondawn tonight at the uphill climb!
02:00:02 ebondawn That's fine,
02:00:03 havelgravelgut oh they're okay uh let's see you're gonna have to slide off this roof
02:00:08 havelgravelgut so for that it's going to be a dexterity uh acrobatics check
02:00:12 ebondawn we gravel
02:00:13 ebondawn guts are known for our grace and poise.
02:00:19 ebondawn Yeah, not terrible.
02:00:23 havelgravelgut similar to uh scales it smells
02:00:28 ebondawn Did you fucking fart?
02:00:31 havelgravelgut like fucking
02:00:32 havelgravelgut it feels like dirty plague out here on the
02:00:35 ebondawn We gotta track down the last one
02:00:37 ebondawn Before he gets away
02:00:42 havelgravelgut rooftop hey guys i just wrote
02:00:46 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut's looking for the
02:00:47 ebondawn I'm looking for the footprints of the other
02:00:49 ebondawn Oh, so
02:00:52 havelgravelgut a sweet soul shit
02:00:53 havelgravelgut and Kaldur Gravelgut, there's a fucking elf crotch
02:00:56 havelgravelgut that lands on top of you as
02:00:57 havelgravelgut Rico just completely face plants
02:00:59 havelgravelgut onto you.
02:01:02 ebondawn small
02:01:04 havelgravelgut That's all Elvis, Angie.
02:01:07 havelgravelgut There's a window here.
02:01:10 funkeebuddha I'm not going to back out of that hallway
02:01:11 funkeebuddha I'm going to
02:01:13 funkeebuddha I'm going to blast the window
02:01:14 havelgravelgut Yep.
02:01:15 funkeebuddha with a sorcerer's blast
02:01:18 funkeebuddha and then
02:01:19 funkeebuddha jump through it out
02:01:21 funkeebuddha into the roof.
02:01:23 havelgravelgut Beautiful. Angie, this is more of like
02:01:25 havelgravelgut an easement or an eve
02:01:27 havelgravelgut up here so you can, it's like flatter
02:01:29 havelgravelgut so you can walk
02:01:30 havelgravelgut over to the side there.
02:01:32 funkeebuddha All right.
02:01:34 funkeebuddha Yep.
02:01:34 havelgravelgut You probably want to go diagonal
02:01:37 havelgravelgut unless you can get around the corner
02:01:39 havelgravelgut so they don't see your ass.
02:01:42 funkeebuddha That's as far as I can go, all right?
02:01:43 funkeebuddha I'm not going to speak.
02:01:45 havelgravelgut Roadie, what should I say?
02:01:48 whygod4007 the only course of action right now
02:01:50 whygod4007 is to just
02:01:50 whygod4007 keep rocking them until they get too
02:01:54 whygod4007 exhausted and pass out
02:01:55 whygod4007 I kick
02:01:56 ebondawn You're gonna die
02:01:56 havelgravelgut Give me
02:01:58 havelgravelgut an answer. That's right.
02:01:58 bad token gonna get torn apart like
02:01:59 bad token that baby at the end of mother yeah we
02:02:04 whygod4007 this last remaining
02:02:07 whygod4007 corpse towards them
02:02:08 whygod4007 and then start
02:02:10 whygod4007 ripping some cords
02:02:12 whygod4007 it also
02:02:13 havelgravelgut You can do a
02:02:14 havelgravelgut loot check or a performance
02:02:16 havelgravelgut check with advantage by using
02:02:18 havelgravelgut the loot. Does that go in reverse
02:02:23 havelgravelgut too? If you have both,
02:02:25 havelgravelgut then you pull the highest.
02:02:27 ebondawn Also, I think that guitar
02:02:28 ebondawn Has the longest neck of any guitar I've ever seen
02:02:31 havelgravelgut It's good.
02:02:32 havelgravelgut I think you should
02:02:33 whygod4007 goes
02:02:33 whygod4007 It also goes from six to four
02:02:33 havelgravelgut be able to do that.
02:02:35 whygod4007 strings. Am
02:02:36 ebondawn Does it?
02:02:37 havelgravelgut Yeah, roll a loot check with
02:02:39 havelgravelgut with advantage oh whoops
02:02:44 whygod4007 I rolling
02:02:44 whygod4007 with these stats?
02:02:46 whygod4007 Or am I supposed to have other stats?
02:02:47 havelgravelgut whoops whoops hang on i i forgot i don't need to uh i don't need to
02:02:53 havelgravelgut do that there i
02:02:59 ebondawn How does
02:03:07 havelgravelgut forgot you have your own stats right now performance check yes
02:03:12 whygod4007 Just doing performance.
02:03:15 whygod4007 Let rip.
02:03:19 havelgravelgut that's very nice all right yeah yeah yeah that
02:03:27 havelgravelgut was a little bono the crowd
02:03:37 havelgravelgut starts like headbanging
02:03:39 havelgravelgut can mute us and they stop their tracks that's realized we look
02:03:41 whygod4007 Yeah.
02:03:42 whygod4007 I start jumping as I play
02:03:45 whygod4007 as well. Really get them going.
02:03:48 havelgravelgut back almost in horrors this is
02:03:51 havelgravelgut this this isn't the roadie you want smith
02:04:00 ashtonias Christ, Roadie.
02:04:01 ashtonias What's wrong with you? I'm
02:04:04 ebondawn it sound so
02:04:05 ebondawn Simultaneously hard yet derivative
02:04:12 havelgravelgut ready you get the out of here uh just
02:04:16 ashtonias trying to see if there's anything
02:04:17 ashtonias I can... What's the guitar pick made out of? Damn.
02:04:22 havelgravelgut bone i have
02:04:26 ebondawn Which is not weird
02:04:27 ebondawn That's actually pretty normal
02:04:30 havelgravelgut a bison bone pick it's very cool
02:04:32 havelgravelgut yes
02:04:33 ebondawn Yeah, that's like one of the few things
02:04:35 ebondawn Yeah, this is an undead thing, but bone picks are actually
02:04:37 ebondawn Pretty fucking normal
02:04:39 havelgravelgut there's a really
02:04:40 havelgravelgut there's wood picks
02:04:41 havelgravelgut are cool too
02:04:41 whygod4007 Isn't there that
02:04:42 whygod4007 one particular tortoise shell that
02:04:44 whygod4007 everyone craves?
02:04:45 havelgravelgut yep
02:04:47 whygod4007 Or turtle shell or whatever endangered species
02:04:49 whygod4007 makes an awesome pick.
02:04:51 havelgravelgut yeah fuck this
02:04:51 ashtonias I guess
02:04:52 ebondawn You're a goreland
02:04:52 ashtonias before I go, I'm going to give a bardic inspiration to
02:04:52 havelgravelgut he's working
02:04:57 ashtonias Wetz Gorland, because he's still technically
02:05:00 ashtonias our Roadie. Let's see,
02:05:04 havelgravelgut he is working
02:05:05 havelgravelgut the crowd right now
02:05:06 havelgravelgut now give
02:05:07 whygod4007 Rock out with me, bud.
02:05:08 whygod4007 I finally got it
02:05:09 ebondawn Wets goreland
02:05:13 ashtonias where's the bardic inspiration
02:05:14 ashtonias if you totally
02:05:15 whygod4007 alright
02:05:22 ebondawn When you have a tight girlfriend
02:05:23 havelgravelgut me
02:05:23 havelgravelgut now give me an
02:05:24 havelgravelgut acrobatic
02:05:25 ebondawn A tight girlfriend is in the kitchen
02:05:26 ashtonias got this but just in case are they
02:05:27 ebondawn My girlfriend's on the floor in the kitchen right now
02:05:30 havelgravelgut acrobatic
02:05:33 ebondawn Peeling eggs
02:05:36 havelgravelgut yes sir
02:05:39 funkeebuddha Yes, sir.
02:05:39 havelgravelgut does like a
02:05:41 havelgravelgut front tuck
02:05:42 havelgravelgut in the lands
02:05:43 havelgravelgut like a superhero
02:05:43 havelgravelgut in the smell of drift
02:05:47 ashtonias all in a pile down here
02:05:48 ashtonias i kind of fought in front
02:05:48 havelgravelgut Rico
02:05:49 havelgravelgut Rico and
02:05:50 havelgravelgut Calderon
02:05:50 havelgravelgut you do
02:05:56 ashtonias of them for a little bit but my landing
02:06:09 whygod4007 so just me trying to ride these guys out
02:06:09 bad token made it do it
02:06:12 havelgravelgut so no so basically we're just gonna go down to the crowd here at the in the snow drift
02:06:15 funkeebuddha You're on your own.
02:06:20 havelgravelgut you hear the concert continue in the building is just shaking holy shit you can
02:06:25 ebondawn I'm looking for the
02:06:26 ebondawn I'm looking for the tracks of the
02:06:28 ebondawn Duragar that got away
02:06:29 ebondawn way yeah
02:06:31 havelgravelgut all write
02:06:31 havelgravelgut yourself and stand up scales holy shit your head hurts sanctuary i'm
02:06:42 havelgravelgut sure eventually will run out
02:06:43 havelgravelgut right give me a perception it's been
02:06:44 ebondawn can I find
02:06:45 ebondawn any tracks for the
02:06:46 ebondawn third round that ran
02:06:55 havelgravelgut snowing to get damn much but you could definitely ask
02:07:00 havelgravelgut around town i mean the rumors are clearly around about them so ng plops
02:07:08 havelgravelgut down from the eve
02:07:09 havelgravelgut and you are four out of five reunited or five out of six reunited up top
02:07:17 havelgravelgut eventually
02:07:19 havelgravelgut eventually wet they kind of turn on each other and start moshing before
02:07:28 havelgravelgut dread turns and turns to you
02:07:31 havelgravelgut and goes you better listen to me wets this band
02:07:39 havelgravelgut is never gonna have that raw power that you once
02:07:44 havelgravelgut wielded with those fingers isn't it
02:07:51 whygod4007 I look at
02:07:53 whygod4007 at worst
02:07:55 whygod4007 and then
02:07:56 whygod4007 I look at the crowd
02:07:58 whygod4007 and I look at the devoured bodies
02:08:00 whygod4007 and the children with blood all over their face
02:08:05 whygod4007 and then
02:08:05 whygod4007 without saying anything I just
02:08:06 havelgravelgut amazing yeah walk
02:08:08 whygod4007 drop the pick and walk away
02:08:10 whygod4007 it's not
02:08:14 havelgravelgut away rock erode
02:08:17 havelgravelgut roadie i don't
02:08:22 whygod4007 who I am anymore
02:08:23 whygod4007 more and then and then roadie thinks slightly better
02:08:31 whygod4007 of it for a second and goes back and uh
02:08:33 whygod4007 grabs one of these weird soul blades and then okay
02:08:37 havelgravelgut even know if those fucking things are i think they might manifest those
02:08:41 havelgravelgut you can cut off his arm though actually you know what roadie if you really want
02:08:49 havelgravelgut to figure out how to make those you probably need to take his head
02:08:57 whygod4007 what parts in the head do i need
02:09:02 whygod4007 there's plenty of already decapitated ones around okay uh i just kind of look
02:09:03 havelgravelgut the brain i saw
02:09:10 whygod4007 see if
02:09:11 whygod4007 no one's looking i drag the corpse into the other room and i uh and i uh cut off
02:09:17 havelgravelgut that
02:09:19 bad token shut the
02:09:20 whygod4007 his head
02:09:21 whygod4007 put it in my bag then i go out to find the others wow we
02:09:24 havelgravelgut give me an acrobatic check as you hit the slippery roof not terrible
02:09:35 havelgravelgut you slide down and kind of land
02:09:38 havelgravelgut on your ass in the snow drift but it's not like
02:09:40 havelgravelgut a full on beef
02:09:42 havelgravelgut Roadie's back everybody
02:09:44 funkeebuddha Yay.
02:09:45 funkeebuddha Help me
02:09:47 havelgravelgut oh my god
02:09:48 whygod4007 really uh we really got that crowd going
02:09:48 havelgravelgut scales looks like
02:09:50 whygod4007 huh well i mean originally you
02:09:52 havelgravelgut shit
02:09:52 ebondawn what the fuck was
02:09:54 ebondawn that
02:09:59 whygod4007 know i just you know we wanted to make sure every we had a really
02:10:02 whygod4007 good show and you know make sure everyone had all the the the drugs and rock and roll required
02:10:08 havelgravelgut Roadie
02:10:09 whygod4007 wired no no no no
02:10:10 havelgravelgut that was like that was like full
02:10:12 havelgravelgut on cult behavior
02:10:12 havelgravelgut I just
02:10:17 whygod4007 no no no it's just you know uh it's just
02:10:22 havelgravelgut imagined Kaldur Gravelgut almost having
02:10:23 havelgravelgut an aneurysm from the irony
02:10:27 whygod4007 sometimes you know like uh
02:10:31 whygod4007 sometimes when the the crowd gets going it's it's hard not to get into it you know but
02:10:36 whygod4007 uh you know i'm working on it i'm working on it i don't
02:10:36 havelgravelgut yeah
02:10:38 ebondawn pretty easy to not
02:10:40 ebondawn get into it
02:10:43 havelgravelgut whoa
02:10:43 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie doesn't think that was real life or fantasy i have
02:10:44 whygod4007 know man
02:10:47 whygod4007 like when they when they start jumping it's i don't know man that that sound wave hits
02:10:54 ebondawn it's like
02:10:55 havelgravelgut hey scales you don't know why
02:10:56 whygod4007 the
02:10:56 whygod4007 front row and then the you see the sound travel as the people jump oh man
02:10:57 ebondawn you're also
02:11:03 havelgravelgut everybody's yelling and why it's so bright outside but man you feel like oh
02:11:10 bad token what's our
02:11:14 whygod4007 goddamn scales you hit
02:11:18 whygod4007 you hit two of two of the trifecta we got to find you a lady hey man
02:11:18 ebondawn starting
02:11:23 ebondawn you're also starting to
02:11:24 ebondawn realize that your
02:11:25 ebondawn ghostbusting business
02:11:26 ebondawn idea was terrible
02:11:27 ebondawn so
02:11:30 whygod4007 i got 24 gold from the beer
02:11:32 havelgravelgut that's right that's right hey they get 24 gold
02:11:32 whygod4007 now granted that's
02:11:37 bad token cut
02:11:38 havelgravelgut that's four piece right
02:11:40 whygod4007 not split so we probably would have got a lot more if we just played the gig
02:11:41 bad token yeah did
02:11:44 havelgravelgut four gold a piece there's a
02:11:49 ebondawn oh we're still playing
02:11:49 whygod4007 no but we can probably go back there you know i'm sure he's got a reward for us for
02:11:50 ebondawn I'm gonna
02:11:53 whygod4007 For exercising the demons from his old inn.
02:11:59 whygod4007 That's definitely not any worse for wear.
02:12:00 bad token we burn it down well maintained
02:12:06 havelgravelgut like a massive amount of passed out people upstairs
02:12:09 havelgravelgut it was
02:12:14 ebondawn put my head
02:12:15 ebondawn the door, like the bottom floor door,
02:12:17 ebondawn and make sure that fire on the stove isn't
02:12:19 ebondawn going out of control or something.
02:12:21 ebondawn I'm going to go put it out.
02:12:22 havelgravelgut just in the fireplace
02:12:24 ebondawn Yeah, but this is an
02:12:26 ebondawn old, decrepit building. You don't just light
02:12:27 funkeebuddha build it like you have been.
02:12:28 ebondawn fireplaces in old, decrepit buildings.
02:12:30 havelgravelgut it's clear
02:12:31 havelgravelgut though that those
02:12:33 havelgravelgut duergar had been using it
02:12:35 havelgravelgut so
02:12:37 ebondawn Okay.
02:12:37 havelgravelgut they definitely wanted it to look
02:12:41 havelgravelgut like abandoned from the outside
02:12:42 havelgravelgut and to the extent
02:12:45 havelgravelgut of people looking in they wanted it to appear
02:12:47 havelgravelgut creepy and abandoned
02:12:48 havelgravelgut that part is definitely true
02:12:54 ebondawn You know, when I came here, I didn't
02:12:55 ebondawn think I'd get to kill so many fucking greyskins.
02:13:00 funkeebuddha Yeah, it's good, don't it?
02:13:06 ebondawn If I get one more,
02:13:07 ebondawn I get one more
02:13:09 ebondawn stamp on my car, and I get a free weapon
02:13:11 ebondawn from the blacksmiths back in Heavenhold.
02:13:13 havelgravelgut wow
02:13:14 havelgravelgut that's amazing
02:13:15 bad token is everyone
02:13:17 funkeebuddha Wow.
02:13:19 havelgravelgut all right well
02:13:22 whygod4007 Oh, is this like an honor system?
02:13:24 whygod4007 Or do we have to go get some trophies for you?
02:13:26 ebondawn We're dwarves
02:13:27 ebondawn Of course it's a fucking honor system
02:13:31 funkeebuddha true do
02:13:31 havelgravelgut this house is clear
02:13:32 ebondawn No dwarf would lie
02:13:33 ebondawn And not have any Dundergar they fucking killed
02:13:38 havelgravelgut oh yes they're
02:13:39 funkeebuddha they have like a like a treasure hoard anybody yeah
02:13:47 ebondawn Yeah now that the crowd has passed out
02:13:49 ebondawn I guess we can actually like check
02:13:51 ebondawn To see if they have anything
02:13:55 bad token in the crowd passed out
02:13:58 havelgravelgut all like
02:13:58 whygod4007 Yeah, I mean, when I took that duergar's head,
02:14:00 havelgravelgut yeah but they're looking for a horde
02:14:01 whygod4007 I guess I also had the opportunity to loot its body.
02:14:04 whygod4007 It doesn't even have anything of interest.
02:14:07 havelgravelgut give me a
02:14:08 whygod4007 Oh.
02:14:09 havelgravelgut I mean they
02:14:11 havelgravelgut definitely should have a
02:14:13 havelgravelgut little piggy bank so give
02:14:19 havelgravelgut me perception
02:14:21 havelgravelgut checks please
02:14:23 ebondawn You know I wish I could
02:14:25 ebondawn Erase that kid's memory of what he's done
02:14:29 havelgravelgut roadie finds
02:14:30 whygod4007 Oh, I reach into one of my pockets.
02:14:32 whygod4007 I'm like, well, I got this.
02:14:35 ebondawn I don't think anything from Nero
02:14:35 whygod4007 I shake a small bottle of pills.
02:14:37 ebondawn Is a good idea
02:14:37 whygod4007 oh yeah
02:14:38 havelgravelgut oh god
02:14:39 bad token are those
02:14:41 havelgravelgut did you get those from William O. Cosby
02:14:46 whygod4007 we do have those pills I forgot about that yeah
02:14:48 ebondawn This is a good reason
02:14:49 ebondawn remember? It's just like 10 doses of
02:14:51 ebondawn Drapoise.
02:14:52 havelgravelgut that's right
02:14:56 bad token headache pills
02:14:58 havelgravelgut alright let's see
02:14:59 havelgravelgut those headache pills and maybe
02:15:02 havelgravelgut a pair of sunglasses
02:15:03 havelgravelgut alright let's see
02:15:09 havelgravelgut give me
02:15:10 ebondawn We're gonna do the rocking
02:15:10 havelgravelgut now I need an investigation check
02:15:12 ebondawn and the drinking and the raping
02:15:14 ebondawn and the drinking.
02:15:18 havelgravelgut so
02:15:21 havelgravelgut yeah investigation check
02:15:23 ebondawn Nope.
02:15:23 havelgravelgut please yeah
02:15:24 ebondawn Investigation would be better than
02:15:25 ebondawn perception, so, for me.
02:15:28 havelgravelgut that's what I was thinking
02:15:29 havelgravelgut so
02:15:30 funkeebuddha i'll try
02:15:31 ebondawn I mean, I already did a, do you want me to do
02:15:31 havelgravelgut So, that's because the perception was already achieved by Roadie.
02:15:32 ebondawn perception and investigation?
02:15:36 havelgravelgut Roadie finds a hollow part of the floor, and looking in there, you do detect a mundane
02:15:45 havelgravelgut mechanism trap.
02:15:49 havelgravelgut You think that it's a poison dart trap.
02:15:51 havelgravelgut It can be disarmed, or the classic way to disarm it is that you can get a wooden block or something of the sort.
02:15:59 havelgravelgut if you can detect where the dart's going to come out
02:16:01 havelgravelgut hold it up to it and it will
02:16:04 havelgravelgut catch the dart essentially
02:16:08 havelgravelgut rodeo you're just going to activate it
02:16:09 havelgravelgut with mage hand try to pull the trip wire so that
02:16:11 havelgravelgut it locks the dart
02:16:12 whygod4007 plus 24
02:16:14 havelgravelgut it will disarm
02:16:15 havelgravelgut that way the chest
02:16:18 havelgravelgut is locked
02:16:20 havelgravelgut give me a thieves tool
02:16:22 funkeebuddha to pick it so if
02:16:25 havelgravelgut or a sleight of hand with advantage if you
02:16:27 havelgravelgut have proficiency in both thieves tools and sleight of hand
02:16:30 funkeebuddha i've
02:16:30 funkeebuddha perfectly in both i get what okay 19 no
02:16:32 havelgravelgut advantage on a
02:16:35 havelgravelgut sleight of hand check
02:16:39 havelgravelgut Angie pops that lock and inside
02:16:42 havelgravelgut Are gold pieces
02:16:44 havelgravelgut They are stamped with various
02:16:46 havelgravelgut Dwargar clan insignia
02:16:48 havelgravelgut Um there are
02:16:49 funkeebuddha boy 340
02:16:51 havelgravelgut Silver peaches
02:16:51 havelgravelgut Silver peaches in a
02:16:54 havelgravelgut Various leather
02:16:56 havelgravelgut Pouches
02:16:58 havelgravelgut So that's 340 gold
02:17:01 havelgravelgut And
02:17:02 havelgravelgut 620
02:17:03 funkeebuddha 340 pieces i'm typing
02:17:04 havelgravelgut Yep 340 gold
02:17:07 havelgravelgut And 620 silver
02:17:09 havelgravelgut silver for the beer that's right there
02:17:11 whygod4007 gold from sweet
02:17:13 whygod4007 sweet sweet ale profits mithril is
02:17:18 havelgravelgut are four uncut garnets worth 25 gold pieces each
02:17:21 havelgravelgut are you writing all this down uh okay there are polished black onyx
02:17:25 funkeebuddha it down
02:17:26 funkeebuddha first time four uncut garnets
02:17:29 havelgravelgut two of them those are worth
02:17:31 havelgravelgut 50 gold pieces each 25 gp each each each polished
02:17:34 funkeebuddha worth of each or for the group all right what was the next
02:17:42 funkeebuddha one
02:17:43 havelgravelgut black onyx two of them 50 gold pieces each
02:17:48 havelgravelgut each a
02:17:55 havelgravelgut ingot of
02:17:56 havelgravelgut mithril. That's worth
02:18:01 havelgravelgut a cool $2.50.
02:18:05 funkeebuddha 250
02:18:06 havelgravelgut Yes, sir. N
02:18:12 whygod4007 not as cool as that new mithril maybe we're
02:18:16 havelgravelgut -U
02:18:16 havelgravelgut mithril, I assume.
02:18:19 havelgravelgut New metal.
02:18:19 funkeebuddha No
02:18:23 havelgravelgut Oops, another guy.
02:18:26 havelgravelgut Alright, there are three potions.
02:18:31 havelgravelgut I'm sorry. Yes, there's
02:18:33 havelgravelgut two potions and a
02:18:35 havelgravelgut satchel. A leather
02:18:37 havelgravelgut satchel, a little small
02:18:39 havelgravelgut coin purse-looking thing.
02:18:44 ebondawn It was on the satchel. Some
02:18:48 havelgravelgut Would you
02:18:49 havelgravelgut hold it up kind of feels like it's full of sand or powder potentially see
02:18:57 ebondawn kind of like
02:18:57 ebondawn blinding totter or something.
02:19:04 ashtonias no sight on this map oh okay
02:19:08 whygod4007 just looking at the end right now but yeah there's no icons I don't think
02:19:09 ebondawn Yeah, I don't think we're
02:19:11 ebondawn out of the event i'll just swap over to proficiency
02:19:15 havelgravelgut if you
02:19:16 whygod4007 anywhere so well
02:19:18 ashtonias i have
02:19:19 ebondawn with um alchemy tools with my manifold tool
02:19:26 ebondawn check the power you know what would that be intelligence
02:19:27 havelgravelgut can yep give me
02:19:29 havelgravelgut an alchemy tool check yeah yes two yes
02:19:34 ebondawn post-preference intelligence post-proficient what's perfect
02:19:45 ebondawn right now 32.
02:19:47 funkeebuddha 15
02:19:48 havelgravelgut it could be one
02:19:56 havelgravelgut of about three options and one of them is
02:19:58 havelgravelgut very bad when you're not quite sure if it's one
02:20:01 ebondawn gotcha gotcha
02:20:07 havelgravelgut of the medium hardcore or good ones it just
02:20:13 ebondawn all right just hold on to this don't put this in your pockets of hoodie
02:20:20 havelgravelgut mixes
02:20:20 havelgravelgut it in with all the rest oh i forgot one very nice thing there is a uh very well made war
02:20:28 havelgravelgut pick
02:20:29 havelgravelgut very well made it looks like it might be magical the only thing a war pick
02:20:34 ebondawn well being what
02:20:35 ebondawn I mean I
02:20:37 havelgravelgut plus one
02:20:40 havelgravelgut problem is it is completely engraved with like images of fucking deep duera
02:20:48 havelgravelgut it looks like it's
02:20:49 havelgravelgut probably a sacred or ceremonial war pick but it is it is made out of you know steel so it is
02:20:55 havelgravelgut definitely battle worthy you know
02:21:00 ebondawn can fix those
02:21:00 ebondawn fuckery dreamies
02:21:03 ebondawn got tools for that
02:21:08 ebondawn you know
02:21:12 ebondawn I can put fuck it put clay
02:21:12 havelgravelgut uh you're pretty sure that
02:21:13 ebondawn get it taking a big dump on her head
02:21:21 havelgravelgut by the way the the two potions you find
02:21:24 havelgravelgut I mean like it makes
02:21:27 havelgravelgut pretty good sense it's very thematic
02:21:29 havelgravelgut one of them is a potion of growth one of them is a potion
02:21:30 havelgravelgut of invisibility and then
02:21:32 havelgravelgut you're not quite sure about that dust
02:21:36 ebondawn okay
02:21:37 ebondawn I got 20 long years for some
02:21:37 havelgravelgut dust in a baggy
02:21:42 ebondawn dust and a better
02:21:44 ebondawn war pick
02:21:45 havelgravelgut that's right
02:21:46 funkeebuddha Invisibility, he said
02:21:47 havelgravelgut yes potion of growth potion of
02:21:49 havelgravelgut invisibility and
02:21:51 funkeebuddha Bachelor, plus one more pick
02:21:53 havelgravelgut yes
02:21:56 ebondawn comes up war hammers
02:21:57 ebondawn his own proficiency
02:21:58 havelgravelgut it's it's own thing
02:21:59 funkeebuddha Yep
02:22:01 ebondawn it's kind of annoying I mean I would
02:22:03 havelgravelgut oh it's awesome come on
02:22:04 havelgravelgut more weapons all of
02:22:08 ebondawn be okay using that i would i could spot proficiency from warhammer war ticket level up i guess unless
02:22:14 ebondawn somebody else wants it does anyone else use one-handed sword lord that might want it oh
02:22:21 bad token i do are we
02:22:23 havelgravelgut Speaking of which
02:22:25 havelgravelgut Y'all go ahead and level up to level 4
02:22:28 funkeebuddha Really?
02:22:29 ebondawn i mean
02:22:32 bad token taking uh are we in like camp or something is this a down time
02:22:36 bad token Um, is Rico
02:22:37 ebondawn we go back to the other end right let's play our gig if
02:22:37 whygod4007 we're headed back to that the main in probably to spend the
02:22:42 whygod4007 night and and uh collect yeah we could we could technically finish our gig for no
02:22:42 havelgravelgut That's correct
02:22:45 ebondawn we're going to play a gig are
02:22:46 ebondawn we going to do a gig night or is nobody killer we have
02:22:50 whygod4007 one or and uh
02:22:52 whygod4007 collect our uh collect whatever fees we could manage from what our service has rendered
02:22:58 whygod4007 where do
02:23:03 bad token the best healer that we have?
02:23:06 bad token That's me.
02:23:07 bad token I'll ask,
02:23:07 whygod4007 you go and ready i assume ready has some cure bells i need
02:23:11 ebondawn a lot of like kind of healers even i
02:23:13 ebondawn can feel i think everybody can kill a little bit oh okay
02:23:13 ashtonias a single gear spell no ability score improvement four feet okay how
02:23:18 bad token uh, I'll, I'll go up to Dreadie Mercurie and pull Dreadie Mercurie aside on the, on the way, uh, on the way we're going before the, uh, before
02:23:26 bad token the long rest.
02:23:29 bad token That's okay.
02:23:32 bad token Dreadie Mercurie, I have a favor to ask.
02:23:36 ashtonias can i help
02:23:37 ashtonias up the scales all right scales Dreadie Mercurie
02:23:39 bad token A little embarrassing.
02:23:47 bad token so uh years ago i was in
02:23:55 bad token a very big battle and i had a very bad injury and i
02:24:03 bad token was wondering
02:24:04 bad token if you could heal it for me i i
02:24:13 ashtonias has no problem healing a wound from many many years
02:24:17 ashtonias ago really daddy doesn't understand why you still have it but you just tell Dreadie Mercurie where it hurts
02:24:25 bad token uh point to my throat uh scales
02:24:33 ashtonias okay um well cure
02:24:35 ebondawn oh that's why you talk like that
02:24:36 ebondawn I thought you know just like be cool. They got off
02:24:38 havelgravelgut Yeah, you
02:24:43 ashtonias wounds help this yeah i'll heal his throat with cure wounds i'll just like
02:24:46 havelgravelgut can hear it from him
02:24:50 ashtonias put a hand around his neck totally inertly as i cast heal wounds
02:24:58 ashtonias which could you cast for me
02:25:02 bad token coughs
02:25:02 ashtonias i was going to be or click it out for me there havel my i'm stuck in the found
02:25:06 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:25:07 havelgravelgut Go ahead with it
02:25:11 ashtonias you broken pit
02:25:12 ashtonias again oh no
02:25:14 havelgravelgut What were you saying?
02:25:16 bad token scales
02:25:17 bad token and coughs and a big
02:25:19 bad token red lump comes out of his
02:25:21 bad token throat and just wheezes
02:25:24 bad token lots of
02:25:26 bad token blood just getting something
02:25:27 bad token out of his throat
02:25:32 bad token well
02:25:35 bad token thank you so much Dretty
02:25:37 bad token my
02:25:38 havelgravelgut Oh
02:25:39 bad token my voice is restored
02:25:42 havelgravelgut Oh
02:25:42 bad token I dare
02:25:42 funkeebuddha Oh my god
02:25:42 ashtonias ready like gets uh gets a handkerchief he picks it back up he tries to put it back in
02:25:44 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:25:50 havelgravelgut Oh my god
02:25:51 funkeebuddha Hey, I
02:25:51 havelgravelgut What have you done?
02:25:53 havelgravelgut What have you done?
02:25:54 havelgravelgut You absolute monster
02:26:01 bad token say I have not
02:26:01 bad token felt as good in years
02:26:02 bad token this is
02:26:04 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie didn't know Dreadie Mercurie didn't know so don't
02:26:05 funkeebuddha say
02:26:08 ebondawn Ready didn't know
02:26:13 funkeebuddha Oh yeah,
02:26:17 ashtonias tell Dreadie Mercurie Dreadie Mercurie didn't know
02:26:22 ebondawn Inventory in 90 how much gold we you know, I think that I'm gonna put it on my character sleep for me
02:26:28 ebondawn For we reimport. Yeah
02:26:30 havelgravelgut 340 plus 62
02:26:33 funkeebuddha I gotta
02:26:34 funkeebuddha break it up, I forgot, sorry
02:26:39 ebondawn do math
02:26:41 ebondawn man, I
02:26:41 funkeebuddha The picking spells though, god
02:26:44 funkeebuddha Make sure
02:26:45 ebondawn Had 94
02:26:45 bad token my client
02:26:46 bad token I forgot
02:26:48 ebondawn Thing I don't think we got any more
02:26:50 ebondawn Does everybody else have 90?
02:26:52 ebondawn Around 90?
02:26:55 whygod4007 gold what are you talking about
02:26:56 ebondawn Yeah.
02:26:57 whygod4007 uh uh give me a sec i gotta i gotta switch back to it i gave
02:27:08 ebondawn My gold's at 90 right now.
02:27:10 ebondawn I'm trying to remember if I've added everything.
02:27:16 ebondawn We've got 100 gold pieces.
02:27:18 ebondawn I think it's probably correct.
02:27:20 havelgravelgut While we finish up
02:27:21 havelgravelgut By the way, getting to level 4
02:27:22 havelgravelgut I'm going to take a bathroom break
02:27:24 havelgravelgut Thank you
02:27:26 funkeebuddha you spray
02:27:27 whygod4007 myself the original starting gold
02:27:29 whygod4007 and didn't buy very much stuff so mine is a little higher i don't
02:27:33 ebondawn Okay.
02:27:37 ebondawn It makes sense.
02:27:38 whygod4007 know i don't know if we were
02:27:38 ebondawn It depends on our standards.
02:27:39 whygod4007 supposed to start at zero but mostly i just i just take i take the starting gold and then subtract
02:27:41 ebondawn No, you start with standard starting, I think.
02:27:45 whygod4007 for the things that i buy but because roadie doesn't actually have anything i have most of
02:27:48 ebondawn Yeah.
02:27:51 whygod4007 that starting gold that and a manifold tool that was my common item you're
02:27:52 ebondawn No, it makes sense.
02:27:59 ebondawn Yeah.
02:28:01 ebondawn I have a manifold tool, but I made it with my
02:28:04 ebondawn feature though i would like to probably buy one so i can free up that slot at
02:28:05 whygod4007 fancy i feel
02:28:12 ebondawn some point that's
02:28:15 whygod4007 you i mean
02:28:16 whygod4007 mean i could probably hand it off it's not critical i mean
02:28:24 whygod4007 i'm sure i'm sure roadie will
02:28:25 whygod4007 have so many awesome magical items to benefit him yeah yeah i
02:28:30 ebondawn right non-combat magical items did you
02:28:33 whygod4007 just need magical items that aren't
02:28:36 whygod4007 armor or weapons or do anything to cause harm i don't
02:28:44 ebondawn do the best there um eric okay he
02:28:46 ashtonias i mean i got an extra night collar whistle if you want it i don't
02:28:46 funkeebuddha I'm sorry, I'm still trying to forget my
02:28:48 funkeebuddha I don't
02:28:54 whygod4007 know that may not be a good call for
02:28:57 whygod4007 for someone trying to break away from undead
02:29:07 whygod4007 lich lords uh am i
02:29:12 ebondawn goes up a qr 720 ac
02:29:14 ebondawn that image is
02:29:16 ashtonias really have an extra one
02:29:17 ashtonias it's just listed twice on my sheet for some reason
02:29:22 whygod4007 doing all right all
02:29:30 whygod4007 right that's
02:29:34 whygod4007 364 plus 62 divided by six of us
02:29:42 whygod4007 well that
02:29:48 ebondawn not how i envisioned that party i will also
02:29:55 whygod4007 was earlier when the safety dance was playing
02:29:57 whygod4007 and we were all just harmlessly going upstairs and i've
02:30:10 whygod4007 done it i've made a level four character
02:30:12 whygod4007 with four classes yes well you
02:30:16 bad token that
02:30:22 ebondawn be having four classes but i'm not
02:30:24 ebondawn not doing it on the first four levels that's insane we can't all do that
02:30:32 ebondawn some of us have
02:30:33 ebondawn to engage in combat you know well by the way um scales if you want that more
02:30:41 ebondawn pick it actually
02:30:41 ebondawn that's perfectly fine because i just remembered i got my uh my feature and my weapon automatically
02:30:46 ebondawn becomes plus my my weapon becomes plus one so great weapon
02:30:51 bad token I took
02:30:54 bad token Great Weapon Fighting
02:30:56 bad token and Polar Master
02:30:57 bad token so I need to find a Halberd
02:30:59 whygod4007 can't have both you have one or the other oh okay you only
02:31:05 bad token I can have both
02:31:10 bad token Great Weapon Fighting
02:31:10 whygod4007 get
02:31:11 whygod4007 one of them at level four oh right
02:31:16 bad token and Polar Master
02:31:19 ebondawn fighting is a um fighting style
02:31:19 bad token yeah
02:31:22 ebondawn right you're thinking great weapon master or what is it um yeah
02:31:22 whygod4007 right sorry that's the fighting style yes yes oh yeah yeah
02:31:23 bad token I just
02:31:25 whygod4007 that's yeah yeah no no that'll be that'll be great and you can just you can just buy a you
02:31:31 ebondawn they always say i don't even
02:31:32 ebondawn talking about all right what does somebody else want to use
02:31:34 whygod4007 can just buy a halberd in town it's not not a biggie yeah i'm
02:31:38 bad token need to find a Halberd
02:31:39 bad token I say
02:31:40 ebondawn that weapon then you don't
02:31:48 whygod4007 good i gotta i gotta figure out
02:31:50 whygod4007 how these tourgar are making these soul weapons i bet i can
02:31:55 ebondawn want to
02:31:55 ebondawn learn any fucking door guard bullshit oh no
02:31:58 whygod4007 make a i bet i could make an awesome
02:32:00 whygod4007 soul pick for for rico you know
02:32:05 ebondawn no that sounds like a town you know
02:32:09 havelgravelgut Yeah, that's a great idea, Roadie
02:32:11 havelgravelgut I could channel the mood so much better that way
02:32:15 ebondawn you are you're
02:32:15 ebondawn already on talk i mean i mean moon religion that's totally legit you don't need to be in another one
02:32:25 havelgravelgut Yeah, there is only one true god
02:32:27 havelgravelgut And all the infidels
02:32:30 havelgravelgut And it's speed
02:32:30 ebondawn oh yeah sure yep yeah one true god you hear that do my
02:32:31 havelgravelgut I mean, those
02:32:35 whygod4007 roadie have you ever thought about like turning up the reed
02:32:38 ebondawn son clang it in bright mantle
02:32:44 havelgravelgut guys are pretty cool
02:32:45 havelgravelgut but you know
02:32:49 ebondawn You need to be careful what you say after that
02:32:50 havelgravelgut yeah he stops
02:32:50 whygod4007 uh add
02:32:59 havelgravelgut gotta save his protect his money
02:33:01 havelgravelgut maker all right well welcome
02:33:06 havelgravelgut back to the uphill climb
02:33:07 ebondawn Go on Akbar clank it in on your
02:33:14 havelgravelgut who's ready for import all right
02:33:18 ebondawn Money we got I am
02:33:22 whygod4007 you can add 71 that's the total from today oh i
02:33:26 ebondawn Okay, all right now, I'm not ready
02:33:35 havelgravelgut oh yeah
02:33:36 whygod4007 didn't include the 100 gold for rescuing bot
02:33:39 whygod4007 withers i don't i'll just assume i added that on a previous day i did
02:33:49 funkeebuddha know if we did
02:33:53 whygod4007 up what's 100 divided by six
02:33:55 funkeebuddha Yeah, I don't think we did that
02:34:02 whygod4007 Sixteen gold for everybody?
02:34:03 havelgravelgut y'all did y'all added
02:34:05 whygod4007 And we did?
02:34:05 havelgravelgut 20
02:34:05 whygod4007 Okay.
02:34:06 funkeebuddha We did?
02:34:06 havelgravelgut give y'all
02:34:07 funkeebuddha So this one's 71 for this one?
02:34:09 whygod4007 Sweet.
02:34:14 havelgravelgut who's ready for import
02:34:18 funkeebuddha Did you inform me?
02:34:19 havelgravelgut not yet
02:34:21 funkeebuddha Yeah, I'm good
02:34:25 ebondawn guys I finally figured out there's
02:34:27 ebondawn Delazunian shit that I've been reading
02:34:31 ebondawn check this shit out
02:34:32 ebondawn and Kaldur Gravelgut's gonna like launch
02:34:36 ebondawn his axe across the room
02:34:39 ebondawn and like after it embeds
02:34:39 whygod4007 Where the...
02:34:41 ebondawn itself into the fucking wood at the far end
02:34:42 ebondawn it just disappears and returns to his hand
02:34:44 ebondawn he's like
02:34:46 ebondawn yes
02:34:48 havelgravelgut what the fuck
02:34:48 ebondawn the thing
02:34:53 funkeebuddha Cool, man
02:34:54 funkeebuddha I say,
02:34:56 bad token that is
02:34:57 ebondawn of
02:34:57 bad token my mighty blade
02:34:58 bad token I'm free
02:34:59 havelgravelgut what the fuck happened to your
02:34:59 ebondawn it is
02:35:00 havelgravelgut voice
02:35:01 ebondawn yes
02:35:01 havelgravelgut what happened to your voice
02:35:05 havelgravelgut my god
02:35:08 ebondawn I feel
02:35:08 bad token of my injury
02:35:09 bad token limiting my delicious uh power of accent it depends on
02:35:18 havelgravelgut it sounds so
02:35:19 havelgravelgut strange
02:35:21 havelgravelgut gosh
02:35:25 bad token where you're from oh well
02:35:28 ebondawn like
02:35:28 havelgravelgut I shouldn't have opened my
02:35:29 funkeebuddha I say
02:35:29 ebondawn I feel like he's
02:35:30 whygod4007 Where the fuck is Scales the band even
02:35:30 ebondawn There's got to be some sort of remedy that doesn't work.
02:35:31 havelgravelgut I shouldn't have opened my big
02:35:35 havelgravelgut fucking mouth
02:35:36 havelgravelgut weird
02:35:38 whygod4007 from?
02:35:41 havelgravelgut okay
02:35:41 bad token actually
02:35:42 bad token it's a it is a small town um it's called lewis anna it's named after the two founders
02:35:50 bad token uh lewis dutre and anna winters we just call it lewis anna
02:35:58 havelgravelgut I gotta give you inspiration
02:35:59 havelgravelgut by the way
02:36:06 havelgravelgut where did everybody
02:36:07 havelgravelgut know
02:36:08 funkeebuddha Didn't you say the
02:36:08 havelgravelgut it was
02:36:10 ebondawn Well, part of the process that was required for us to get rid of the ghosts
02:36:16 ebondawn required a lot of people to be around to, like, flush them out.
02:36:19 ebondawn So they kind of all followed us, and they got a little sleepy.
02:36:24 funkeebuddha other dogs belonged to him too?
02:36:26 ebondawn But they'll be fine tomorrow.
02:36:28 havelgravelgut was are the ghosts gone oh god
02:36:32 ebondawn No, they're all...
02:36:33 ebondawn Yeah, so it turns out...
02:36:34 whygod4007 Ghosts are all gone.
02:36:36 ebondawn Well, it turns out it wasn't actually fucking ghosts.
02:36:38 ebondawn It was fucking Durgar.
02:36:41 ebondawn So...
02:36:42 ebondawn We killed all of them but one.
02:36:42 havelgravelgut you have
02:36:44 ebondawn One ran off, so I'd keep your eyes
02:36:46 ebondawn peeled, but the other ones are all
02:36:48 ebondawn dead. So, yeah, they were trying to make the
02:36:50 ebondawn place look haunted and probably
02:36:52 ebondawn killing anybody who came in so that
02:36:54 ebondawn they would stay away. I don't know
02:36:56 ebondawn why they wanted to live here
02:36:58 ebondawn all day. They're fucking
02:37:00 havelgravelgut uh you have did you loot anything from there you could
02:37:01 ebondawn good. Who knows what's sitting too close to their
02:37:03 ebondawn heads. Yeah,
02:37:06 havelgravelgut maybe use that object to find where it came from maybe they have a bigger nest that's perfect
02:37:13 funkeebuddha What up, man?
02:37:15 ebondawn we found some
02:37:15 ebondawn stuff. Some of their
02:37:17 ebondawn filthy fucking coins.
02:37:20 havelgravelgut if
02:37:20 havelgravelgut it in in if it's involved it's marked with with something you might
02:37:26 ebondawn Dweller's ugly, stupid fucking face.
02:37:28 ebondawn Yeah, it is.
02:37:30 havelgravelgut be able to use that to track
02:37:32 havelgravelgut him if you can find a diviner
02:37:37 funkeebuddha What do you want us to look for?
02:37:40 ebondawn Good idea. You wouldn't have to do any, would you?
02:37:41 whygod4007 Just to be clear,
02:37:43 whygod4007 it may have actually been haunted,
02:37:45 whygod4007 but our exorcism was successful.
02:37:48 havelgravelgut I'm not going to try to
02:37:48 whygod4007 And...
02:37:50 havelgravelgut scam you and say
02:37:51 havelgravelgut technically you didn't get rid of Ghost
02:37:54 havelgravelgut you got rid of what I thought
02:37:56 havelgravelgut was Ghost so I pay
02:37:57 havelgravelgut you know I thank you very much
02:38:00 havelgravelgut I hope you appreciate your payment of
02:38:02 havelgravelgut two kegs
02:38:04 ebondawn Yeah, very much.
02:38:06 whygod4007 That was just to do the exorcism.
02:38:08 havelgravelgut I'm kidding you
02:38:09 whygod4007 them oh man you really got me a little
02:38:10 havelgravelgut fucking moron
02:38:15 havelgravelgut in the end
02:38:17 havelgravelgut everybody takes 20 gold
02:38:19 havelgravelgut he looks
02:38:21 ebondawn Thank you.
02:38:23 ebondawn Plus 20 gold.
02:38:28 ebondawn Saving up for that plate mail money.
02:38:30 ebondawn Oh, boy. Yeah,
02:38:33 havelgravelgut he looks he's he's got very keen like hawk-like eyes he looks at you uh roadie you look tired
02:38:42 whygod4007 bit i mean that was uh that was quite a party i mean
02:38:46 whygod4007 i think we had the whole town chugging beer and sniffing lines off the bar oh no
02:38:54 havelgravelgut okay they were like there was like an 11 year old in that crowd yeah oh
02:38:59 ebondawn there
02:38:59 ebondawn was.
02:38:59 whygod4007 no no we we
02:39:00 whygod4007 didn't uh they didn't they didn't partake in the in the powder anyway i mean
02:39:02 havelgravelgut little oh
02:39:07 havelgravelgut okay good what
02:39:08 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie saw you give that little boy
02:39:10 ashtonias gorilla panic
02:39:10 whygod4007 no no no no no that
02:39:12 havelgravelgut good because little timmy he's
02:39:13 whygod4007 I gave him fake drugs.
02:39:16 whygod4007 He just thought it was good.
02:39:20 havelgravelgut got such promise ahead of him he wants to travel
02:39:25 havelgravelgut down to a water's deep
02:39:26 havelgravelgut and become a maester of
02:39:29 havelgravelgut healing
02:39:29 havelgravelgut he really does
02:39:30 whygod4007 You know, I definitely noticed when Timmy wants something,
02:39:34 whygod4007 he really goes for it.
02:39:36 whygod4007 So I think he's going to go far.
02:39:38 havelgravelgut he just kind of dives in head first
02:39:41 havelgravelgut you know
02:39:43 whygod4007 It's like nothing can stop him when he gets motivated enough, right?
02:39:44 bad token oh yeah
02:39:48 havelgravelgut god
02:39:48 ebondawn Mental note.
02:39:48 havelgravelgut I wish
02:39:49 ebondawn In a future campaign, we need
02:39:50 havelgravelgut yeah Timmy the cannibalistic necromancer
02:39:51 ebondawn to run across Timmy the Necromancer, for
02:39:53 ebondawn sure.
02:39:56 havelgravelgut he just like
02:39:57 ashtonias I'm ready
02:40:00 funkeebuddha Predicted to bat salts.
02:40:00 havelgravelgut he just smears blood
02:40:03 havelgravelgut and shit on his belt
02:40:04 havelgravelgut yeah it snorts bath salt
02:40:05 havelgravelgut I'm fucking dead
02:40:05 ebondawn He's always chasing
02:40:08 havelgravelgut man
02:40:11 funkeebuddha I'm going to eat your face.
02:40:14 ebondawn the dragon, trying to get back
02:40:15 ebondawn to that high, back in care, dead upon foot.
02:40:16 whygod4007 He's just always using minor illusion to blast new mithril music
02:40:17 havelgravelgut Can't do it
02:40:22 whygod4007 into whatever room he's in.
02:40:23 havelgravelgut Okay
02:40:26 ashtonias for import by the way
02:40:30 havelgravelgut Okay
02:40:31 ebondawn guys i can attack with more than a plus two now indeed some magic
02:40:34 havelgravelgut Huzzah and hey ho
02:40:43 ebondawn weapons four i mean
02:40:43 bad token by the way if we we get to go into town i'd like to buy a halberd
02:40:47 bad token if possible yeah you
02:40:51 whygod4007 roadie roadie is ready yeah yeah
02:40:51 funkeebuddha We're in town, right?
02:40:52 havelgravelgut If you want to
02:40:54 havelgravelgut I would travel
02:40:56 havelgravelgut Back to Bryn Shander
02:40:58 havelgravelgut And go to Rinderyl's
02:41:00 havelgravelgut But it's going to be quite expensive
02:41:01 havelgravelgut Also Rinderyl
02:41:02 havelgravelgut You can't have a shitty relationship with him
02:41:04 havelgravelgut Because Rico tried to charm him
02:41:07 havelgravelgut In the first two seconds of meeting him
02:41:09 funkeebuddha Oh, yeah.
02:41:11 ebondawn i he's okay
02:41:12 ebondawn with me but i can't remember i smoothed it a little bit because i paid him yeah my
02:41:13 bad token know me he just knows that i'm cool that's true
02:41:16 havelgravelgut you could also go to the
02:41:17 whygod4007 yeah you can you can just use a spear until you get something
02:41:21 whygod4007 longer yeah
02:41:25 havelgravelgut Dwarven Valley
02:41:26 havelgravelgut you know they're going to have amazing weapons
02:41:30 ebondawn my kinsman
02:41:30 bad token it's the
02:41:32 ebondawn paxton he'll hook you all right up wait a
02:41:33 whygod4007 yeah they're gonna have a lot of long reach weapons oh he
02:41:39 havelgravelgut Paxton's not
02:41:40 funkeebuddha You're not sure, man.
02:41:40 ebondawn minute okay yeah one he's not a dwarf and he's an
02:41:41 funkeebuddha I sound
02:41:41 havelgravelgut Paxton's not a dwarf
02:41:43 havelgravelgut but I know
02:41:46 whygod4007 just i'm just implying
02:41:48 ebondawn honorary and two what the hell are you trying to say don't go
02:41:48 havelgravelgut it's very confusing because he's like
02:41:51 havelgravelgut my kids
02:41:52 havelgravelgut and you're like oh
02:41:54 whygod4007 that
02:41:55 whygod4007 you know, if you wanted
02:41:57 whygod4007 a weapon with a lot
02:41:59 whygod4007 of reach, maybe the
02:42:01 whygod4007 I don't know.
02:42:03 whygod4007 I mean,
02:42:03 ebondawn to the dwarves because we're
02:42:04 ebondawn are fucking short. Is that the fucking thing
02:42:06 ebondawn you're saying? Don't go
02:42:08 funkeebuddha like he said,
02:42:11 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie thinks that's what he's saying
02:42:11 whygod4007 it's like, you know,
02:42:13 ebondawn to the people who are used to fighting people
02:42:15 ebondawn who are fucking bigger and further away than
02:42:17 ebondawn they can normally reach. No, you should definitely
02:42:19 havelgravelgut God in the background
02:42:19 ebondawn go find a giant.
02:42:21 havelgravelgut short people got
02:42:23 havelgravelgut no reason to
02:42:25 havelgravelgut live
02:42:27 havelgravelgut they got their nasty little
02:42:29 bad token next gig
02:42:32 havelgravelgut Little feet and their retard arms.
02:42:36 funkeebuddha who's saying this?
02:42:38 havelgravelgut No, that's just, that's an actual ranting.
02:42:38 whygod4007 I couldn't think
02:42:38 bad token brandy newman welcome to
02:42:41 funkeebuddha Oh.
02:42:41 havelgravelgut That's an actual ranting of the song.
02:42:42 whygod4007 of the name fast enough.
02:42:44 havelgravelgut Short people got no reason.
02:42:48 havelgravelgut Okay, roadie import.
02:42:51 whygod4007 But yeah, it's ready to go.
02:42:53 havelgravelgut Here comes another song.
02:42:56 ebondawn Oh, shit. I probably should have added.
02:43:00 ebondawn I forgot I got a...
02:43:02 ebondawn I was so excited about getting my fucking features, I forgot
02:43:04 ebondawn I get another spell.
02:43:07 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah, that's probably good.
02:43:09 havelgravelgut Well, the good news is, do you get another spell slot?
02:43:13 ebondawn Did I get a new spell slot?
02:43:16 ebondawn Yes, I did.
02:43:17 havelgravelgut Sweet, so yeah, we need to re-import you.
02:43:19 whygod4007 Level 4 and still
02:43:19 havelgravelgut Actually, no.
02:43:20 havelgravelgut The good news is
02:43:20 whygod4007 three levels away from an ASI.
02:43:24 havelgravelgut You don't have to re-import though
02:43:25 ebondawn nice yeah
02:43:27 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut
02:43:28 havelgravelgut Because I think Artificer you have them all
02:43:30 havelgravelgut On your sheet
02:43:33 havelgravelgut You're like a paladin
02:43:33 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:43:34 ebondawn yeah yep yeah i just have to prepare it i don't know what it is it does
02:43:38 havelgravelgut That sounds like some dune shit
02:43:41 havelgravelgut Oh by
02:43:42 ebondawn it's goblin
02:43:43 ebondawn actually but i'm i'm reflavoring it to be belzunian because color stuff study in common
02:43:48 ebondawn okay yeah give
02:43:50 havelgravelgut the way
02:43:50 havelgravelgut Chris and Joe
02:43:52 havelgravelgut I got eaten by a sandworm the other day
02:43:55 havelgravelgut I was fucking sucking up
02:43:56 whygod4007 Ah, they gotcha.
02:43:57 bad token the club yep bust
02:43:57 whygod4007 It is
02:44:00 havelgravelgut The spice from a fresh leaf
02:44:02 havelgravelgut Exploded spice field
02:44:03 havelgravelgut And he busted up right from underneath me
02:44:07 havelgravelgut And just went
02:44:08 havelgravelgut Deep throated me
02:44:09 havelgravelgut Just an Atlantic City hooker
02:44:13 whygod4007 so
02:44:14 whygod4007 devastating to replace
02:44:14 bad token all over you it's great
02:44:16 whygod4007 all that gear early in the game.
02:44:17 havelgravelgut It really is
02:44:19 whygod4007 Yeah.
02:44:20 havelgravelgut Money
02:44:25 bad token i love the uh yeah i
02:44:29 ebondawn myself x with a twist retreat so
02:44:30 havelgravelgut Angie's for
02:44:34 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie's for
02:44:35 havelgravelgut Roadie's for
02:44:40 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut's for
02:44:42 funkeebuddha Roadie's 1-1-1-1.
02:44:43 havelgravelgut Scales is for
02:44:45 havelgravelgut Rico I wonder if he
02:44:50 havelgravelgut Upgraded them for you
02:44:55 havelgravelgut I bet
02:45:07 funkeebuddha Message him.
02:45:07 funkeebuddha Tell them to level up.
02:45:08 ebondawn starting with
02:45:08 whygod4007 No, not yet.
02:45:21 funkeebuddha Two, three,
02:45:22 ebondawn an int based fighter is rough
02:45:23 ebondawn rough yeah at least now i have a plus four to attack because that's significantly
02:45:26 havelgravelgut before that comes online
02:45:32 ebondawn better so
02:45:32 ebondawn next level has a plus five so yeah i can use my
02:45:34 havelgravelgut Is it
02:45:35 havelgravelgut you can finally use your
02:45:37 havelgravelgut it mod basically
02:45:39 havelgravelgut well I
02:45:40 ebondawn end mod on my welcome to next which my mod is
02:45:42 ebondawn only one higher than my strength mod but still that matters a lot when the difference between
02:45:46 ebondawn two and three well i
02:45:49 havelgravelgut put the stage
02:45:51 havelgravelgut together looking around
02:45:53 havelgravelgut this empty the only
02:45:55 havelgravelgut people left look like are like
02:45:55 whygod4007 Are you
02:45:57 havelgravelgut priests
02:46:05 ebondawn mean we could play tomorrow if you like or i mean i guess we could play
02:46:08 ebondawn tonight if you like so or if you'd rather wait till you had more patience it's a
02:46:16 whygod4007 guys ready to rock?
02:46:16 ebondawn nice thing
02:46:20 ebondawn Oh, shit
02:46:20 whygod4007 I saved the table of four people.
02:46:23 whygod4007 And is
02:46:23 havelgravelgut they like uncomfortably
02:46:25 havelgravelgut shift at their table and like
02:46:26 havelgravelgut sip their
02:46:28 havelgravelgut what's your name friend
02:46:33 whygod4007 this table ready to rock?
02:46:38 ebondawn Well, then
02:46:38 havelgravelgut friend maybe you if you could
02:46:40 havelgravelgut just I'm ready to rock
02:46:41 havelgravelgut everybody just like stops and turns towards her
02:46:44 havelgravelgut that's right
02:46:46 ashtonias as long
02:46:46 havelgravelgut I'm ready to rock
02:46:48 whygod4007 Are you ready to roll?
02:46:51 ebondawn let's fucking rock
02:46:55 ashtonias as one person
02:46:56 funkeebuddha four.
02:46:56 ashtonias is around, Dreadie Mercurie needs to make sure
02:46:58 ashtonias they have a good time
02:46:58 whygod4007 We can rock it for one, baby.
02:46:59 ashtonias in bardic
02:47:00 havelgravelgut Roll for
02:47:00 havelgravelgut Performance initiative
02:47:02 whygod4007 And I'll give Scales help on his performance.
02:47:09 havelgravelgut Beautiful
02:47:09 whygod4007 Oh, shit.
02:47:09 bad token jump
02:47:10 bad token up on the table and i start grinding on that sax oh my god this is
02:47:11 whygod4007 And guidance.
02:47:13 whygod4007 I have guidance now, baby.
02:47:14 whygod4007 You're getting help and guidance
02:47:17 whygod4007 I just
02:47:17 ebondawn Oh, shit
02:47:19 bad token going to be incredible
02:47:19 ashtonias inspiration, why not
02:47:21 bad token i i give heroic inspiration to Dreadie Mercurie uh oh wait where's
02:47:21 havelgravelgut Roll them bones please
02:47:29 bad token Kaldur Gravelgut he couldn't
02:47:33 havelgravelgut You can grab on this pole
02:47:38 bad token see him he's so small
02:47:39 bad token uh and called it who's the
02:47:42 ebondawn So I
02:47:43 havelgravelgut Who's the one in the middle
02:47:49 havelgravelgut Who's the one
02:47:49 bad token one in the middle i don't i think
02:47:51 havelgravelgut Oh I thought you said three people okay
02:47:53 havelgravelgut So you gave it to me
02:47:53 whygod4007 need Dreadie Mercurie's
02:47:55 whygod4007 Initiative
02:47:56 ebondawn got Hiroki's version
02:47:57 whygod4007 I guess
02:47:58 bad token i only get two right now soon
02:47:59 havelgravelgut Ready got it
02:48:00 havelgravelgut Okay got you
02:48:01 havelgravelgut All right
02:48:03 bad token what am
02:48:08 funkeebuddha Two.
02:48:13 havelgravelgut Roadie
02:48:13 havelgravelgut Anything you want to
02:48:14 ebondawn You know,
02:48:15 havelgravelgut Is your turn
02:48:16 havelgravelgut On performance initiative
02:48:19 havelgravelgut Scales is
02:48:27 havelgravelgut kind of
02:48:27 havelgravelgut Grinding on this
02:48:29 havelgravelgut Woman, Roadie, right next to you
02:48:31 havelgravelgut She is blushing very
02:48:33 havelgravelgut Deeply. Scales
02:48:43 whygod4007 he also has
02:48:44 whygod4007 Guidance and bardic inspiration
02:48:47 havelgravelgut does
02:48:48 whygod4007 Yes
02:48:49 whygod4007 Dreadie Mercurie said he was giving
02:48:50 ashtonias yes he does
02:48:51 whygod4007 The bardic
02:48:51 ashtonias and you're
02:48:53 whygod4007 And he's got advantage on his next performance check
02:48:56 bad token i gonna oh my god the pressure is on yeah oh
02:48:57 havelgravelgut Angie
02:48:58 whygod4007 Baby
02:49:03 havelgravelgut Yeah, you're
02:49:03 funkeebuddha Yes.
02:49:04 whygod4007 Deliver
02:49:05 whygod4007 That was
02:49:06 havelgravelgut Up, sir
02:49:07 havelgravelgut Fuck yeah,
02:49:07 funkeebuddha Performance.
02:49:11 ebondawn we're all playing Carol's Whisper, right?
02:49:15 ebondawn The scales are starting it
02:49:20 havelgravelgut Angie
02:49:28 havelgravelgut Scales, is that
02:49:30 havelgravelgut What you're doing to this poor woman
02:49:31 havelgravelgut Oh, Scales
02:49:32 funkeebuddha You are out.
02:49:33 havelgravelgut You are absolutely
02:49:36 havelgravelgut Stripping the brass off this
02:49:38 havelgravelgut Bitch whistle
02:49:39 whygod4007 only plus one
02:49:40 whygod4007 It's all
02:49:46 ashtonias making this priest unchaste
02:49:50 whygod4007 just running off the instrument into his body
02:49:52 whygod4007 Our audience
02:49:52 havelgravelgut I'm also
02:49:53 havelgravelgut Hot and
02:49:54 havelgravelgut Follow the one true god
02:50:00 funkeebuddha Good.
02:50:06 havelgravelgut It's not bad
02:50:07 havelgravelgut Not bad
02:50:08 havelgravelgut Damn dude
02:50:13 funkeebuddha That pressure's on you.
02:50:16 whygod4007 of one
02:50:17 whygod4007 I need
02:50:19 funkeebuddha Four.
02:50:20 ebondawn I mean, I
02:50:20 bad token yeah he's
02:50:24 funkeebuddha Now it's Kaldur Gravelgut's turn.
02:50:27 funkeebuddha Come on.
02:50:28 whygod4007 to make it so that like
02:50:30 whygod4007 If you critical your performance
02:50:32 whygod4007 It does a different sound
02:50:36 ebondawn can use my inspiration, I guess.
02:50:37 funkeebuddha You should put all that crap on Kaldur Gravelgut.
02:50:39 bad token that yeah he's
02:50:43 funkeebuddha Yeah.
02:50:43 ebondawn Yeah, let me um, let me use my inspiration to try to roll off seven. Oh, yeah, I don't use it
02:50:44 funkeebuddha Let me try to get all seven.
02:50:49 funkeebuddha Oh, yeah.
02:50:50 funkeebuddha I don't even know.
02:50:50 ebondawn I'll use my major craft here. So
02:50:55 ebondawn There we go, what's a d6
02:50:58 havelgravelgut She turns
02:51:00 ebondawn 16 I mean, I'm the baby fine.
02:51:01 whygod4007 She's asking
02:51:02 bad token it all who who's
02:51:02 funkeebuddha You beat Rico.
02:51:06 funkeebuddha I beat Rico.
02:51:06 ebondawn I don't need to I don't need to stand out all of them
02:51:11 havelgravelgut to
02:51:11 havelgravelgut Nails and Rico
02:51:15 havelgravelgut Do you two boys want to
02:51:18 havelgravelgut Take a lady upstairs
02:51:19 havelgravelgut She's asking
02:51:25 bad token she
02:51:25 bad token with these are priests oh i
02:51:26 ebondawn Yeah, she's a priest of a shot he's down
02:51:28 havelgravelgut Scales
02:51:30 funkeebuddha Holy.
02:51:30 havelgravelgut Scales and Rico
02:51:32 havelgravelgut To
02:51:33 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:51:34 ebondawn thank you
02:51:37 bad token i say oh dear let's just take everybody yeah oh
02:51:42 havelgravelgut Okay you know what
02:51:44 havelgravelgut Wow
02:51:44 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie has waited for this moment
02:51:44 havelgravelgut Oh my god
02:51:46 ashtonias his entire life is that
02:51:49 bad token yeah yeah get ready
02:51:52 bad token for cleanup i don't i
02:51:56 whygod4007 Those jean shorts
02:51:57 whygod4007 Better have some back door protection
02:51:58 whygod4007 When did they come off?
02:51:59 havelgravelgut Oh jeez
02:52:00 bad token did i do not remember saying i put my pants back on during the battle
02:52:05 havelgravelgut Oh yeah he took his pants off
02:52:06 whygod4007 I don't remember
02:52:08 whygod4007 Oh
02:52:09 havelgravelgut Alright I know we've
02:52:11 havelgravelgut We've been pushing till two
02:52:13 havelgravelgut But I don't want to push
02:52:15 havelgravelgut Too far with Troy being
02:52:17 havelgravelgut Absent also tomorrow I have
02:52:19 havelgravelgut have a show at fucking 10 30 a.m thank you but we will yes
02:52:22 bad token congratulations
02:52:26 ebondawn like for a rock star so oh god perfect
02:52:29 havelgravelgut that's fucking true no this is for like
02:52:32 havelgravelgut a bunch of not old ladies but they're like they're going to be drinking wine at this function at 10
02:52:37 havelgravelgut 30 a.m and they get they get pretty handsy oh yeah
02:52:40 bad token see ya
02:52:41 ebondawn timing for me because i just got some food here i'm
02:52:43 ebondawn gonna turn my camera for a second so honey i'm gonna turn on the camera pretty good it
02:52:51 ebondawn doesn't look amazing like because it's all brown but it's very very good
02:52:57 ebondawn okay it's like eggs and tofu and sort of but it's what no no my girlfriend
02:52:58 havelgravelgut oh yeah it looks like oh fuck
02:52:58 whygod4007 And roll
02:52:59 ashtonias beef stew it is soup
02:53:01 funkeebuddha You got that delivered?
02:53:05 ebondawn gonna hit them yeah good night
02:53:05 funkeebuddha Oh, okay.
02:53:07 ashtonias season yes i
02:53:09 havelgravelgut it is soup season
02:53:10 havelgravelgut alright gentlemen thank you for joining me so much
02:53:13 havelgravelgut and we will see you next time
02:53:16 havelgravelgut and I'm gonna get
02:53:16 whygod4007 I don't have a camera on and I still waved
02:53:18 whygod4007 Just me
02:53:19 havelgravelgut some
02:53:20 ashtonias also wave let her know of my spiritual
02:53:21 havelgravelgut sleep show tomorrow
02:53:22 ashtonias wave hey no
02:53:24 havelgravelgut yes I'm waving as well with my dick
02:53:26 havelgravelgut goodnight everybody
02:53:29 ebondawn yeah you guys have a good
02:53:29 funkeebuddha All right.
02:53:33 funkeebuddha Oh, my God.
02:53:36 funkeebuddha Filthy hell.
02:53:37 ebondawn one you know i'd log out of here
02:53:38 ebondawn john because i'm gonna be with my girlfriend and stuff so have a
02:53:40 ashtonias worries i was gonna go to bed earlier peace and love everybody
02:53:44 funkeebuddha All right, dudes. Have a great night. Have a good day. Take care.
02:53:46 ebondawn good night yeah see you
02:53:50 bad token it's just Craig and you
02:53:56 bad token recording everything
02:53:58 whygod4007 and Crash