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havelgravelgut
And that's when Joe slapped eight dicks right on his tongue and said, nummy, nummy, nummy,
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havelgravelgut
nummy, nummy, nummy, because it
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ashtonias
Hey, why is that thing's voice dangerously close to the fucking system AI or dungeon AI?
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bad token
These are just
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havelgravelgut
watches you shit.
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havelgravelgut
All right. We made our way out of the Wolf Sparrow, killing the last of the Church of Inexorable Ruin.
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havelgravelgut
and yes there is a cult that seeks to uh do something with the chaos wolf that is of
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havelgravelgut
course
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havelgravelgut
finrear not finris the bullshit third party name they try to put on it finrear
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havelgravelgut
you uh then made your way to the wet trout had a hell of a gig Kaldur Gravelgut uh thwarted a kidnapping
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havelgravelgut
kidnapping he got the name of a ne'er-do-well who's been doing such things uh syphic yes
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ashtonias
Near duelling. I would
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havelgravelgut
ne'er-do-well he's been kidnapping people um they rumored around his in his hands you were able to
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havelgravelgut
deduce were like unnaturally cold so cold that they uh left like little pre-frostbite mark you
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havelgravelgut
you know, like handprints on the woman
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havelgravelgut
he was holding. You then
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havelgravelgut
made your way to the
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havelgravelgut
East Haven Ferry to begin your search
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havelgravelgut
for Botwitchers.
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havelgravelgut
That's weird. It's with a W.
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havelgravelgut
Craig.
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havelgravelgut
Not a fucking V.
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havelgravelgut
Anyway. Get it right!
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bad token
V's. W's are just two V's together.
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havelgravelgut
Fuck,
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havelgravelgut
I'm gonna kill scale so
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havelgravelgut
fucking much. I'm gonna
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ebondawn
He's still here. He's historically active. He's out of line, but he's wonderful.
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havelgravelgut
kill it.
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bad token
Playwright is
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havelgravelgut
One guy's gonna have a gun, and the other guy's gonna have
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havelgravelgut
a healing gun, and they're just gonna
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bad token
the best friend of Ray. Amazing!
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havelgravelgut
then so uh the last thing oh my god it's a
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ebondawn
Is it that you're coming down straight for scales, guys?
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havelgravelgut
well it just hits count wow it
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bad token
Just took his head clean off! Oh no!
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havelgravelgut
burned like that terrible angelina jolie wanted movie
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havelgravelgut
all right older i mean it's great oh my
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bad token
Another great movie!
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ebondawn
Hmm.
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ashtonias
never do this, but I keep thinking to myself
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ashtonias
what everyone's reaction would be if if Dreadie died I came back as Justin Bieber analog.
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havelgravelgut
god all right new plan keep dreading alive at all
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ebondawn
Great.
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ebondawn
Yeah, I knew. Me playing Dreadie's immortal.
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ebondawn
Alright.
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ashtonias
Or the
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whygod4007
Your new soundboard is just going to be one...
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whygod4007
Yep, it's just going to be one baby.
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ashtonias
I'm sorry.
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ebondawn
I'm told
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havelgravelgut
all right so what happened last time right before we ended was Kaldur Gravelgut saw a little like
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havelgravelgut
a hole
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havelgravelgut
in the bottom of uh the east table or the top i should say the deck of the east haven ferry and
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havelgravelgut
he took out his fucking axe and knocked a giant hole into it you can now jump into that hole
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havelgravelgut
and uh scython looks over at you the drunk ferryman and he's like what the fuck man
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havelgravelgut
this can fucking knock the boy you fucking
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troyjohnsen
I think it was like that one we got here let me
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havelgravelgut
oh my god dropping down
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ebondawn
that I'll fix it. It's just...
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ashtonias
we wouldn't be rock stars if we weren't fucking shit up
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ashtonias
I want
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ebondawn
True.
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havelgravelgut
into the hidey hole rico you can give a uh you can give a perception
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havelgravelgut
check asking roadie and colder anybody by the
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ebondawn
Nah, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna activate my cheat ability.
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troyjohnsen
check it out with my keen elven eyes
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ebondawn
ability. I'm going to activate my
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ebondawn
keen dwarf and
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ebondawn
I mean...
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havelgravelgut
way i'm still considering this but after i thought
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havelgravelgut
thought this was the case but i forgot last week tremor sense isn't the same as sight you know
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havelgravelgut
where they are but you just kind of are seeing the vibrations from their feet they don't become
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havelgravelgut
visible to you so you know where they are but it's not the same as being able to see them
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havelgravelgut
so fog cloud plus tremor sense doesn't equal auto advantage even though that scene was really cool
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ebondawn
Well, that's gay.
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havelgravelgut
it is pretty good i'm thinking about okay you're gonna give who i'll call
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ashtonias
to give Riku bardic inspiration
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ashtonias
I'm going to give Rico Lunay bardic inspiration
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ashtonias
and his bardic inspiration is a power ballad
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ebondawn
Yeah, I
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bad token
I give
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ashtonias
telling him that there are other things
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ashtonias
to be excited about besides William Moon
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ashtonias
there you
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troyjohnsen
yeah like spreading my seed and being badass
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ashtonias
go, those are things to be happy about besides William Moon
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troyjohnsen
also roadie juke did you find any of that egh yeah elf
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whygod4007
EGH? Oh.
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troyjohnsen
growth hormone just a
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havelgravelgut
her
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ebondawn
see him.
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havelgravelgut
There's a fucking
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havelgravelgut
Dwargar
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ebondawn
There's a fucking dwarf
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havelgravelgut
For an issue
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ebondawn
right here. I knew it.
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whygod4007
You just rapid
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troyjohnsen
little guy
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ebondawn
The nice thing about being a dwarf is that racism is culturally
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ebondawn
acceptable, so I don't have to justify that.
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whygod4007
-fire out a bunch of fours?
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troyjohnsen
yeah what mod are you running that made us all roll a three three straight threes
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ebondawn
Hey, man, I rolled an eight.
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havelgravelgut
Fuck
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havelgravelgut
Are you serious
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havelgravelgut
What the fuck
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havelgravelgut
That is weird
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troyjohnsen
we'll need Dreadie Mercurie and angie though come on beat that hey there you go Dreadie Mercurie sure oh
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havelgravelgut
Roll that bone
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havelgravelgut
Somebody post a stream
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havelgravelgut
For ol' Inj
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whygod4007
Anybody, uh... Y'all look like you're bracing for battle. What the fuck's going on?
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havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie Kaldur Gravelgut has called out
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havelgravelgut
One word
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havelgravelgut
Dwargar and he pointed in this direction
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havelgravelgut
I don't
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whygod4007
Oh, you
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troyjohnsen
it looks
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troyjohnsen
like who are you giving that uh inspiration to scales are we
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bad token
it to Kaldur Gravelgut and Dreadie Mercurie.
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bad token
Rico is out of range.
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ashtonias
What does your bardic inspiration look like?
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bad token
change it's heroic
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ashtonias
Is it the sax man thing?
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havelgravelgut
know it's heroic
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havelgravelgut
I think
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ebondawn
It's a heroic expression.
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ashtonias
Oh.
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bad token
uh scales plays a couple of notes on the saxophone and everybody remembers
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havelgravelgut
So you
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whygod4007
know, not
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bad token
that the saxophone is the most amazing instrument and can stand on its own uh Dreadie Mercurie
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havelgravelgut
gave it to
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havelgravelgut
You gave it to Kaldur Gravelgut
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havelgravelgut
You gave it to who else
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havelgravelgut
Okay perfect
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havelgravelgut
Excellent
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havelgravelgut
Alright Dreadie Mercurie you're up first
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havelgravelgut
A call for Dwergar and it's to the
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havelgravelgut
Southwestern
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havelgravelgut
Portion of this below decks
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ashtonias
Okay.
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ashtonias
Southwestern.
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ebondawn
Maybe we should negotiate.
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ebondawn
There are no fucking negotiations
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ebondawn
where we are.
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bad token
what's the
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ebondawn
yeah they
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havelgravelgut
Oh yeah this is horribly racist
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ashtonias
Let's see.
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ashtonias
I don't
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havelgravelgut
With that being said
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havelgravelgut
Dwergar like
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havelgravelgut
Like, lore
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havelgravelgut
accurate, inherently evil.
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ebondawn
are fucking terrible
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ebondawn
well not anymore now they're just misunderstood
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ebondawn
shut the fuck up
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whygod4007
everyone, you know, once, once you've, once you've been evil, you don't
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ashtonias
think I have anything that reveals
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ashtonias
invisibility.
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havelgravelgut
Fucking pussy.
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whygod4007
have to be evil forever.
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havelgravelgut
That's exactly right. And then there could be
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whygod4007
I mean, are
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havelgravelgut
redemption arcs, and there could be exceptions
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ebondawn
also they
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havelgravelgut
to the rule and everything, but like, Dwargar
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havelgravelgut
worshipped the bad pantheon on purpose.
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havelgravelgut
They're fucking evil.
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havelgravelgut
Bitches.
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bad token
bad pantheon there we are that's what i was waiting for
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havelgravelgut
Exactly.
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ebondawn
have darker skin which makes you
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ebondawn
know that they're evil
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havelgravelgut
Exactly.
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bad token
gray face
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havelgravelgut
Hey, Dreadie Mercurie.
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havelgravelgut
Hey, Dreadie Mercurie. Why the fuck
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ashtonias
Yeah.
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havelgravelgut
is there a legacy
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havelgravelgut
fucking spell on your
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havelgravelgut
Fucking spill
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ashtonias
You yelled at me
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havelgravelgut
Oh jeez
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ashtonias
You've yelled at me about this already.
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ashtonias
I don't know how to change it. I'm sorry.
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ebondawn
we're on
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ebondawn
we're on a boat
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havelgravelgut
Okay
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ebondawn
that is a terrible spell to cast on a boat
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whygod4007
you, are you aware how to select spells on your character sheet?
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ebondawn
it's the
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ashtonias
I am.
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havelgravelgut
I'm gonna have a
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whygod4007
Unselected.
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havelgravelgut
I'm gonna have a fucking stroke
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havelgravelgut
Roll damage
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havelgravelgut
Click the damage button
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funkeebuddha
Thank you
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ashtonias
What's the damage on the regular one?
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ebondawn
same
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ebondawn
it just says the word legacy
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ashtonias
If it's the same,
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ebondawn
because he's
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ashtonias
what's the big deal?
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whygod4007
I think, also, that's an emanation, isn't it?
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havelgravelgut
I don't like
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havelgravelgut
I don't like seeing
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havelgravelgut
That
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havelgravelgut
Burst thunder
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havelgravelgut
Each creature
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havelgravelgut
On a
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havelgravelgut
Rather than you
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havelgravelgut
Exceed on a
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havelgravelgut
The spells are
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havelgravelgut
Fucking
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havelgravelgut
I can't
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havelgravelgut
I don't
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havelgravelgut
I don't know
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havelgravelgut
No thunderclap
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havelgravelgut
Yes that is an emanation
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havelgravelgut
Thunder wave is the one that's like
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havelgravelgut
You can choose
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havelgravelgut
Let's see
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havelgravelgut
So you would have to move like
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havelgravelgut
More
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ashtonias
Okay.
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havelgravelgut
And yeah
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ashtonias
That'll work.
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havelgravelgut
And you knock a hole in the side of the boat
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havelgravelgut
Also
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ashtonias
Is that bad?
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whygod4007
Wait, is thunder damage bad for wood?
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havelgravelgut
Yes
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havelgravelgut
Oh yeah
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havelgravelgut
The fucking boat starts like
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havelgravelgut
Pouring water
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havelgravelgut
Oh yeah
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whygod4007
Problem solved.
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whygod4007
I think we just need to go upstairs now.
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whygod4007
We fixed
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ashtonias
I didn't even reveal
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ashtonias
any of the duergar
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havelgravelgut
The dweller
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havelgravelgut
See a little bit of blood in the water
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havelgravelgut
water you dealt two damage to him and knocked a hole inside this rickety ass this rickety ass
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whygod4007
your rat problem.
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whygod4007
That thing really
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havelgravelgut
shitty boat it's not
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ashtonias
I'm not even mad this is an awesome
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ashtonias
under the
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whygod4007
only had two...
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whygod4007
Two animals.
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whygod4007
Goddamn, this boat was going down regardless.
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havelgravelgut
dead dude first off this boat is like in a like frigid it's like
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havelgravelgut
fucking rotten and mildewed and sea warped so yeah he hit a fucking like a little thing i don't know
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havelgravelgut
if you know about this but like an inch worth of damage on a boat makes the water spray in like a
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havelgravelgut
A lot it's probably no
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troyjohnsen
underwater already hole in
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havelgravelgut
No it's just like it's pouring in that was
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havelgravelgut
For some reason the fucking filter
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havelgravelgut
Kicked in that might
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whygod4007
I'm impressed that your map is, like...
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whygod4007
Was fully ready to be underwater like this.
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ashtonias
sea
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havelgravelgut
have
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havelgravelgut
Influenced my decision to show
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havelgravelgut
You you know that's why the editor
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havelgravelgut
Doesn't ever need to be that's why the director
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havelgravelgut
Doesn't ever need to be in the editing room
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havelgravelgut
All right
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havelgravelgut
Swims up tries to stab
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havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie in the penis
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whygod4007
extremely advanced technology out there oh no
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ashtonias
where the hell is
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ashtonias
dearth I can't see his ass
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havelgravelgut
Yeah he's you're about to
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havelgravelgut
My god
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ebondawn
invisible
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ebondawn
visible, which gives him advantage on attacking him.
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ashtonias
Mind Poison
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ebondawn
That's a lot of damage.
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havelgravelgut
18 damage
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ashtonias
Dagger
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havelgravelgut
For AT damage
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havelgravelgut
It splits it in half
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havelgravelgut
Like a hot banana
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whygod4007
oh wait two penises way better the pet
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havelgravelgut
And then he turns
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havelgravelgut
And swims away from you
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havelgravelgut
Let me see
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havelgravelgut
He can
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havelgravelgut
No he doesn't have enough to break line of sight
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havelgravelgut
Okay
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havelgravelgut
Then yeah yeah
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havelgravelgut
He's going to look at you and go
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havelgravelgut
He starts doing
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havelgravelgut
Creepy grey face
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havelgravelgut
Ooga booga magic
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havelgravelgut
magic that was that was that was for you boulder roll
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ashtonias
Creepy
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bad token
from my
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ashtonias
Grayface
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ashtonias
Intelligence Saving Throw
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ebondawn
Appreciate it.
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ebondawn
He crit
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havelgravelgut
an intelligent saving throw uh Dreadie Mercurie
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havelgravelgut
luckily rico is not within melee range weapon attack oh great m
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havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie you throw a dagger
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ashtonias
Boom
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ashtonias
I have Heroic Inspiration, right?
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havelgravelgut
you do you do no yes yes you
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bad token
uh browling cry this one
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havelgravelgut
you you think about him giving you all the examples of
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ashtonias
Yeah, I'm gonna
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ashtonias
I'm gonna redo that
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havelgravelgut
uh saxophone solo songs but they all sucked oh you
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ashtonias
God damn it
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ashtonias
Nobody Bardic has done me
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havelgravelgut
hit rico in his penis he throws
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ebondawn
him.
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ebondawn
How did
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havelgravelgut
the dagger right into your dick rico earth then
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ashtonias
Dredd is not in control of his faculties
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whygod4007
the leather
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whygod4007
pads do nothing he had
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ashtonias
ice leeches
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havelgravelgut
laughs maniacally you used your reaction to do
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havelgravelgut
and he swims towards a little hole in the ceiling wait a
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havelgravelgut
minute yeah well in the top of the well
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troyjohnsen
the
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troyjohnsen
ceiling oh is
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whygod4007
to swim up to the ceiling so we
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havelgravelgut
okay there's a little thing over here that he can he has like a little hole to the southwest you can
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havelgravelgut
see in the deck that he climbs up through it's dark up there so it's clearly concealed with
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havelgravelgut
something there it is he swims
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troyjohnsen
he gone so he
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havelgravelgut
up into that hole no it's about no no it's it's it's about up to
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whygod4007
are fully submerged in water was the
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havelgravelgut
your like ankles and rising very fast no he went up he went
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troyjohnsen
swam out out of the boat swim he
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whygod4007
the
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whygod4007
holes on the ceiling we don't
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ebondawn
he swoop to the ceiling?
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ebondawn
I think
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havelgravelgut
up into the ceiling he went up so like
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havelgravelgut
he swam climbed there's a there's a mechanism for him to climb up the side you see notches
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troyjohnsen
climbed up i got
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havelgravelgut
This is a thing that he has been doing
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havelgravelgut
You know you can see
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havelgravelgut
There was that little hole over where Kaldur Gravelgut
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havelgravelgut
Initially noticed right
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havelgravelgut
He was climbing up that one as well
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havelgravelgut
And then this is his second entrance
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havelgravelgut
It looks like
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havelgravelgut
I mean Kaldur Gravelgut could
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whygod4007
have a way up do we but i meant like we drop down but we don't
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havelgravelgut
Knock another hole in it it's quite easy to get there
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havelgravelgut
It's not tall
00:15:19
troyjohnsen
away yeah
00:15:21
whygod4007
like unless we could jump oh okay
00:15:23
havelgravelgut
Yeah no it's not very
00:15:25
havelgravelgut
It's not like a full sized
00:15:27
havelgravelgut
Below decks down here you know what I mean
00:15:28
havelgravelgut
You're kind of like having to squat a bit so you can grab
00:15:31
whygod4007
so we can get back through the ceiling with where we came oh
00:15:32
havelgravelgut
You can grab the top of the sailing.
00:15:34
havelgravelgut
And same thing with that little hole where you saw him go just now, Rico.
00:15:38
havelgravelgut
You can get up there.
00:15:38
troyjohnsen
Yeah.
00:15:39
havelgravelgut
You're going to have to knock a hole in the thing.
00:15:41
havelgravelgut
But, I mean, the boat's pretty fucked at this point.
00:15:44
troyjohnsen
We got this.
00:15:45
havelgravelgut
All right.
00:15:48
havelgravelgut
Enjee, you are a B-I-N-G-E-E-L.
00:15:52
havelgravelgut
What now, Enjee?
00:15:55
havelgravelgut
You can't.
00:15:55
whygod4007
Oh, how, how, oh, go ahead.
00:15:56
havelgravelgut
Hang on.
00:15:57
havelgravelgut
Hang on.
00:15:57
whygod4007
Well, oh,
00:15:58
havelgravelgut
Wait a minute.
00:15:58
havelgravelgut
Let me describe to Enjee what's happening in sister.
00:16:00
havelgravelgut
ng you have a giant hole above you that Kaldur Gravelgut just knocked into the deck allowed
00:16:09
havelgravelgut
you to which
00:16:10
havelgravelgut
allowed you to drop in in the first place then the where guard just climbed up out of this little
00:16:18
havelgravelgut
hole back here so i mean he doesn't really have anywhere to go necessarily but you can well
00:16:26
funkeebuddha
for watching, and I'll see
00:16:28
ebondawn
they're on the same level.
00:16:29
havelgravelgut
he
00:16:30
havelgravelgut
looked like he went into the cabin so there's going to be a door in the way but you could at
00:16:33
havelgravelgut
least cut off an exit right yeah you
00:16:39
funkeebuddha
you in the next video.
00:16:41
havelgravelgut
don't want to be you don't want to be down here plus who
00:16:43
havelgravelgut
knows what's in these waters right no what
00:16:49
ashtonias
that'd be fucking a metal ass creature
00:16:52
ashtonias
that was
00:16:55
havelgravelgut
did i do so stupid
00:17:04
havelgravelgut
get it okay yeah yeah that's right
00:17:05
bad token
roll the
00:17:07
ebondawn
I had a seven.
00:17:08
ebondawn
Almost everyone else had a four.
00:17:11
havelgravelgut
that's right that's why the okay no he
00:17:13
troyjohnsen
I was after Renji.
00:17:14
troyjohnsen
I was after Colin.
00:17:15
funkeebuddha
I had a 7, I believe.
00:17:20
ebondawn
We all had dog shit.
00:17:24
ebondawn
And the
00:17:25
ebondawn
Durgar had something higher than seven.
00:17:28
funkeebuddha
Yeah, it was
00:17:29
ebondawn
Don't worry,
00:17:29
funkeebuddha
Dreadie Mercurie, Dorger, me,
00:17:31
funkeebuddha
and I didn't see who else after that.
00:17:33
funkeebuddha
It's the
00:17:38
bad token
four now i roll three
00:17:41
troyjohnsen
Dreadie Mercurie was ahead of the Duergar.
00:17:47
havelgravelgut
was there yeah he was all right
00:17:49
ashtonias
like first
00:17:49
ashtonias
first in line
00:17:52
funkeebuddha
first of nine!
00:17:54
funkeebuddha
I'm going
00:17:55
havelgravelgut
angie there we go so do you
00:17:56
havelgravelgut
you climb up in uh the
00:17:57
ebondawn
Freddy.
00:17:57
ebondawn
I know that he used his fucking mind magic
00:17:59
ebondawn
to make you do that. There's no way an idiot
00:18:01
ebondawn
it would fucking blast this hole
00:18:03
ebondawn
in this fucking boat with a thunder wave like that.
00:18:03
funkeebuddha
to climb up
00:18:06
funkeebuddha
scales and then jump up to that hole.
00:18:10
whygod4007
I meant to ask earlier, how big is the hole in the boat?
00:18:13
whygod4007
I think
00:18:14
havelgravelgut
hole in the boat inside is about a foot and a half wide ng
00:18:14
ashtonias
that's awesome
00:18:18
ebondawn
We're not mending
00:18:19
ebondawn
that, dude. It takes
00:18:21
ebondawn
a minute to cast bending. It's not
00:18:23
ebondawn
possible.
00:18:24
havelgravelgut
yeah that's all
00:18:25
whygod4007
you just gotta hold something to it, right?
00:18:25
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
00:18:27
whygod4007
We're not
00:18:28
ebondawn
No, that's not how stopping flooding
00:18:28
havelgravelgut
ng uh ng do you climb up perfect
00:18:31
ebondawn
works, and this is someone who's trained in
00:18:33
bad token
Yeah, that's
00:18:33
ebondawn
stopping flooding on submarines. I tell
00:18:35
ebondawn
you, you're fucked.
00:18:37
funkeebuddha
Yeah, I'm going to start climbing up scales
00:18:38
whygod4007
that pressurized.
00:18:39
funkeebuddha
and then I'm going to jump through the hole.
00:18:41
funkeebuddha
I'll move
00:18:41
ashtonias
can't we just use some
00:18:41
havelgravelgut
just move up hang on be quiet move up one square and uh see
00:18:42
ashtonias
flex tape
00:18:43
ashtonias
the devil's
00:18:47
havelgravelgut
if it prompts you no move to right move to this square all right
00:18:48
ebondawn
You got some duct tape
00:18:49
ebondawn
on you, do you?
00:18:51
ebondawn
You got a pocket full of Flex Seal?
00:18:54
funkeebuddha
up, yeah.
00:18:55
bad token
what it is.
00:18:57
havelgravelgut
you are above deck now scython
00:18:58
havelgravelgut
on going what the fuck's going on down
00:19:00
havelgravelgut
there oh my god
00:19:02
funkeebuddha
I have no idea, man, but somebody just got stabbed in the dick.
00:19:07
havelgravelgut
god there's dick stabbing
00:19:10
funkeebuddha
It is.
00:19:11
funkeebuddha
And I'm going to prepare
00:19:12
havelgravelgut
what is it like a
00:19:13
havelgravelgut
bris going on down there
00:19:15
havelgravelgut
oh my god
00:19:15
funkeebuddha
and I don't know man
00:19:17
funkeebuddha
it's one of these fucking streaky ass
00:19:18
ashtonias
worth
00:19:18
funkeebuddha
I really need to fucking fire my agent
00:19:20
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna um prepare
00:19:22
funkeebuddha
a sorcerer's burst
00:19:23
havelgravelgut
we got ice rabbis
00:19:29
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna prepare a sorcerer's burst
00:19:31
funkeebuddha
in case I see something that I need to
00:19:33
funkeebuddha
shoot
00:19:34
havelgravelgut
Mark you is
00:19:37
havelgravelgut
readying that
00:19:38
havelgravelgut
holder gravel gut god damn
00:19:41
havelgravelgut
gray face
00:19:42
havelgravelgut
trick fucking
00:19:45
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie into this shit
00:19:47
ebondawn
Yeah.
00:19:49
ebondawn
Fucking hate.
00:19:49
havelgravelgut
Sweet
00:19:50
ashtonias
oh shit
00:19:51
ebondawn
Trixie ass derger.
00:19:52
ebondawn
All right.
00:19:56
ebondawn
Let's see here.
00:19:57
ebondawn
Well, I won't ever going to be able to get up.
00:20:00
ebondawn
So awesome.
00:20:01
troyjohnsen
You see Rico pulling out his guitar.
00:20:03
troyjohnsen
He's about to do something big and possibly stupid.
00:20:13
ebondawn
But I'm what the fuck?
00:20:15
ebondawn
Why am I getting dragged across the goddamn world?
00:20:17
havelgravelgut
Sorry, I didn't mean to do that
00:20:19
havelgravelgut
I was trying to
00:20:20
havelgravelgut
There's something watching
00:20:22
havelgravelgut
Dre can see
00:20:23
havelgravelgut
Move out
00:20:25
ebondawn
Okay, I'm going to go here and I'm going to bust another hole through the fucking deck
00:20:30
ebondawn
because fucking at this point the top is
00:20:33
whygod4007
When the second hole goes through the net, or on the outside or the top?
00:20:38
whygod4007
Oh, okay, okay, never mind.
00:20:40
ebondawn
he went up, right?
00:20:40
ebondawn
So I want to go back.
00:20:40
whygod4007
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I asked.
00:20:43
ebondawn
Yeah.
00:20:44
ebondawn
Yeah, so top ten nightmares of this fucking drunken ferryman of all time.
00:20:49
ebondawn
The fucking drunken, angry dwarf just burst through the fucking floor.
00:20:54
troyjohnsen
Okay.
00:20:55
ebondawn
Axe in hand.
00:20:56
ebondawn
What is that little shit?
00:20:56
ashtonias
it's like jaws
00:20:56
havelgravelgut
of that square
00:20:57
havelgravelgut
Move out of that square
00:20:59
whygod4007
I'm gonna
00:21:00
havelgravelgut
And back into it for me, Kaldur Gravelgut
00:21:03
ebondawn
Are you going to make it a teleporty square?
00:21:05
ebondawn
Yeah.
00:21:06
havelgravelgut
Sorry, I was testing to see if copy and paste
00:21:08
havelgravelgut
Worked on that
00:21:09
havelgravelgut
Yes, indeed
00:21:09
ebondawn
It did.
00:21:12
ebondawn
But I assume he uses my action to do that, so.
00:21:17
havelgravelgut
The scython goes
00:21:18
havelgravelgut
What the fuck is going on
00:21:22
ebondawn
Go tell the guards that Durgar's attacking your boat.
00:21:26
havelgravelgut
You're fucking attacking my boat
00:21:27
havelgravelgut
don't make
00:21:28
ebondawn
No, just go tell them, you drunk sot.
00:21:32
ebondawn
Yeah.
00:21:36
havelgravelgut
me do stuff
00:21:38
ebondawn
I'm going to use my
00:21:42
havelgravelgut
there he is Kaldur Gravelgut
00:21:44
ebondawn
derving charm.
00:21:45
ebondawn
Actually, that's not too bad.
00:21:46
havelgravelgut
that's not too bad
00:21:47
havelgravelgut
alright god damn it
00:21:48
havelgravelgut
and he'll roll for initiative
00:21:49
havelgravelgut
he'll move
00:21:52
havelgravelgut
Rico
00:21:53
ebondawn
I mean, he's drunk, so
00:21:54
troyjohnsen
And so there's a hole right here.
00:21:55
ebondawn
I expect that he'll forget what he was told
00:21:57
ebondawn
about 20 feet away.
00:21:57
troyjohnsen
Do I
00:21:58
havelgravelgut
fucking dwarf fucking dragon
00:22:01
havelgravelgut
my dog
00:22:04
havelgravelgut
Rico Reconius
00:22:06
troyjohnsen
see the guy?
00:22:07
havelgravelgut
you don't but Kaldur Gravelgut will tell you
00:22:09
havelgravelgut
he's in the fucking cabin
00:22:12
troyjohnsen
Ah!
00:22:14
ebondawn
He's to the left.
00:22:14
havelgravelgut
there he is
00:22:19
troyjohnsen
Prepare to get smited, fiend.
00:22:24
havelgravelgut
I always make you spin
00:22:26
havelgravelgut
I'm sorry Troll
00:22:26
ebondawn
I'm sorry.
00:22:27
havelgravelgut
just like candid
00:22:28
havelgravelgut
to you and he's like
00:22:30
havelgravelgut
swinging that fucking sword
00:22:33
troyjohnsen
Do we know what his AC is yet?
00:22:35
havelgravelgut
no you uh you have actually
00:22:37
havelgravelgut
I don't think tried to attack him yet no
00:22:40
troyjohnsen
Does it seem close?
00:22:40
havelgravelgut
you haven't tested
00:22:41
havelgravelgut
it doesn't seem that close
00:22:41
troyjohnsen
Close. I want to use...
00:22:41
ebondawn
Every attack is a
00:22:42
ebondawn
spinning attack when he's awesome.
00:22:43
troyjohnsen
Oh, okay.
00:22:45
havelgravelgut
it seems roughly six away from
00:22:47
havelgravelgut
his AC he ducks
00:22:49
troyjohnsen
Then I miss. Shit!
00:22:53
troyjohnsen
Smite anyway!
00:22:54
troyjohnsen
And I'll use
00:22:55
troyjohnsen
one of my Spellfire Sparks.
00:22:59
troyjohnsen
We can't see your
00:23:04
havelgravelgut
and dodges out of the way you're slow
00:23:05
havelgravelgut
I didn't mean to have it
00:23:07
troyjohnsen
saving throws now?
00:23:09
havelgravelgut
uh uh concealed
00:23:11
havelgravelgut
he dodges out of the way and looks at you
00:23:13
havelgravelgut
and goes you're slow for an elf
00:23:16
troyjohnsen
Fuck you.
00:23:18
havelgravelgut
fuck you
00:23:21
troyjohnsen
I'm making sure I'm adjacent
00:23:23
troyjohnsen
to him here in case that's not clear.
00:23:25
havelgravelgut
alder very confusing to you here nobody likes elves it's like
00:23:25
troyjohnsen
You have
00:23:34
havelgravelgut
god damn it no
00:23:36
ebondawn
He's not wrong.
00:23:38
havelgravelgut
i'm still gonna kill him roadie
00:23:40
havelgravelgut
i don't
00:23:42
whygod4007
trudge my way over to the hole,
00:23:45
bad token
I can't
00:23:46
whygod4007
and gotta take leather armor I'm no longer using,
00:23:50
whygod4007
and some spare clothes to kind of make a uh sort of stopper of sorts and
00:23:59
whygod4007
then try to just ram that
00:24:00
whygod4007
into the one foot hole what are
00:24:08
havelgravelgut
think that's gonna work to be honest uh what do you mean what am i talking about
00:24:12
whygod4007
you talking about the the leather armor is going to perfectly
00:24:14
bad token
really see
00:24:15
havelgravelgut
the pressure on this is isn't crazy okay all right this reminds
00:24:20
whygod4007
adhere to the cracks across the side of the hole and uh well i
00:24:25
havelgravelgut
this was like this is like
00:24:26
havelgravelgut
like meth head west right now okay like you ain't plugging okay mostly
00:24:32
whygod4007
don't don't need like i don't need
00:24:34
whygod4007
like full block
00:24:36
whygod4007
I just need like most
00:24:37
whygod4007
mostly blocked
00:24:39
whygod4007
so with
00:24:41
havelgravelgut
blocked all right i'm gonna
00:24:43
havelgravelgut
give you an athletics check dc 17 oh my
00:24:52
havelgravelgut
fuck i hate the fate sometimes you push that armor in
00:24:57
havelgravelgut
and it works like a fucking charm yeah you know
00:25:00
whygod4007
the water slowed
00:25:02
whygod4007
I'm gonna start casting
00:25:03
ebondawn
Why'd you get
00:25:03
ebondawn
advantage on that?
00:25:04
whygod4007
mending on the side of the boat
00:25:05
whygod4007
yep I'm just gonna be here for a minute
00:25:06
havelgravelgut
mini takes a minute right okay all right say what
00:25:09
whygod4007
I picked a race
00:25:13
havelgravelgut
now oh i thought you had to be i mean not that you weren't i thought you were switched into
00:25:15
whygod4007
that gets advantage on
00:25:16
whygod4007
athletics checks
00:25:21
havelgravelgut
your
00:25:21
havelgravelgut
mode okay yeah he's gonna see he's got the fucking uh bigger
00:25:23
whygod4007
yeah this is my default mode
00:25:25
whygod4007
probably a
00:25:30
havelgravelgut
scales no i
00:25:31
ebondawn
No. He's in
00:25:34
whygod4007
feature that's not supposed to be used with the old
00:25:35
whygod4007
grappling system but
00:25:37
whygod4007
whatever
00:25:38
havelgravelgut
i i like it because i am
00:25:41
havelgravelgut
pissed off that they nerfed that so i i want to i want people with plus 45 to their athletics
00:25:46
havelgravelgut
fuck them all right scale yeah do you want to go up move
00:25:51
bad token
anybody.
00:25:55
bad token
Yeah, on my left.
00:25:55
ebondawn
the fucking
00:25:56
ebondawn
carton. Let
00:25:57
havelgravelgut
to your left one your left
00:26:01
havelgravelgut
which both are lefts
00:26:02
funkeebuddha
you're on the left
00:26:03
funkeebuddha
I would
00:26:03
bad token
left a d
00:26:06
havelgravelgut
all right there you go
00:26:08
ebondawn
them
00:26:08
ebondawn
match. I'm gonna
00:26:10
whygod4007
what if his character was facing down
00:26:11
havelgravelgut
shut up
00:26:15
havelgravelgut
you're right
00:26:16
havelgravelgut
shut up scales Kaldur Gravelgut is
00:26:18
havelgravelgut
uh pointing out the
00:26:20
havelgravelgut
the fiend
00:26:22
havelgravelgut
of the target right there
00:26:24
havelgravelgut
if you move right there you can see
00:26:25
ebondawn
turn your
00:26:25
ebondawn
fucking scrotum into my new egg skin.
00:26:29
ebondawn
I'm a
00:26:33
bad token
d d d d d d d d i i use oh it
00:26:35
havelgravelgut
acf-15
00:26:37
havelgravelgut
oh a
00:26:44
ebondawn
meteor upon self.
00:26:46
havelgravelgut
spectral
00:26:47
havelgravelgut
of thine self
00:26:48
whygod4007
did you
00:26:50
havelgravelgut
oh
00:26:52
havelgravelgut
you have bardic inspo
00:26:55
troyjohnsen
Bardic Inspiration.
00:26:55
bad token
doesn't it yeah baby
00:26:57
havelgravelgut
you know
00:27:00
havelgravelgut
roll a d6
00:27:02
ebondawn
Like a d-stick.
00:27:03
havelgravelgut
oh my god
00:27:05
havelgravelgut
that turns it into a
00:27:05
bad token
sweet sweet so it
00:27:08
havelgravelgut
roll damage
00:27:09
havelgravelgut
oh that's badass
00:27:12
ebondawn
I've never
00:27:15
bad token
does too but it's
00:27:16
bad token
okay because then i use my uh my action as part of that to move up to
00:27:25
bad token
20 feet in a straight line
00:27:26
bad token
towards the target streaking through the spectral trail and make an attack action yeah and with
00:27:30
havelgravelgut
yes
00:27:32
havelgravelgut
that's fucking cool what the fuck
00:27:36
bad token
that
00:27:36
bad token
speed hey i cleared this with you uh this
00:27:39
havelgravelgut
is that from oh yeah
00:27:46
havelgravelgut
no this is just steinhardt's i love steinhardt's
00:27:50
bad token
is uh the oath of the eldritch hunt i'll heal
00:27:53
havelgravelgut
yes
00:27:54
havelgravelgut
this is steinhardt's uh guide
00:27:56
havelgravelgut
to the the bloodborne uh
00:27:58
havelgravelgut
module very cool
00:28:02
bad token
the old
00:28:02
ebondawn
played that game.
00:28:02
bad token
blood
00:28:03
troyjohnsen
Dude, that looked like a Moon Teleport.
00:28:05
troyjohnsen
Did you just Moon Teleport?
00:28:07
ebondawn
It's not a fucking job.
00:28:10
havelgravelgut
lico you
00:28:11
havelgravelgut
You hear, where are you?
00:28:15
troyjohnsen
William Moon,
00:28:20
ebondawn
God damn.
00:28:22
ebondawn
I'm really
00:28:23
ebondawn
moaning.
00:28:24
troyjohnsen
I see
00:28:25
havelgravelgut
Scython looks over at Enjee and goes,
00:28:26
ebondawn
It got
00:28:27
havelgravelgut
are we fucking sinking right now?
00:28:32
funkeebuddha
think so man
00:28:33
funkeebuddha
one of the guys blasted a hole downstairs
00:28:33
havelgravelgut
Oh, my.
00:28:39
ashtonias
if you can
00:28:40
ebondawn
better.
00:28:42
havelgravelgut
The sea lion.
00:28:43
ashtonias
re-import me when you get a chance there, Havel
00:28:45
ashtonias
because I was
00:28:46
havelgravelgut
Wack, huh?
00:28:49
ashtonias
hunting around for the reason
00:28:49
ebondawn
but when
00:28:51
ashtonias
why my thunderclap is wrong
00:28:52
havelgravelgut
Uh-huh.
00:28:53
ashtonias
and it's because
00:28:54
ashtonias
the feature magic initiate
00:28:56
ashtonias
wizard has that as the
00:28:58
ashtonias
list of spell options for the selections of that
00:29:01
ashtonias
not that I selected that spell
00:29:04
ashtonias
manually, which is weird
00:29:04
havelgravelgut
Man.
00:29:05
havelgravelgut
All right.
00:29:06
ashtonias
but I fixed it, I think
00:29:07
whygod4007
did you see him
00:29:07
ashtonias
i did
00:29:08
havelgravelgut
We will report you after this so the things stay the same.
00:29:11
ebondawn
you
00:29:11
ebondawn
select it on your magic
00:29:13
ebondawn
initiate feature you did select it then
00:29:15
ebondawn
can you
00:29:17
ashtonias
but it was 5e and not 5.5e which is like all the way at the bottom of the list
00:29:24
ashtonias
for some reason instead of the top uh
00:29:27
whygod4007
what's the ship to sink i have no
00:29:29
havelgravelgut
the uh the sea lion the sea lion rushes up and looks into the side of your uh your
00:29:35
havelgravelgut
crack hole and starts kind of pawing at it but he had to take an action to dash to get there
00:29:40
havelgravelgut
with his 40 foot swim speed lucky duck Dreadie Mercurie what do you do oh no you see him you
00:29:45
ashtonias
my uncontrolled my mind okay so
00:29:45
whygod4007
idea he's there correct
00:29:49
whygod4007
oh but i had the hole plugged how am i seeing it oh okay i thought i
00:29:52
havelgravelgut
partially
00:29:52
havelgravelgut
plugged you see movement shut up
00:29:57
whygod4007
thought i just had it
00:29:58
whygod4007
mostly plugged in like there was some spray coming around the sides or something it has
00:30:01
havelgravelgut
beth west ready yeah fucking amazing yes
00:30:04
funkeebuddha
he should
00:30:06
ashtonias
quick act quick
00:30:06
ebondawn
imagine what productive math west would be
00:30:08
ebondawn
i think
00:30:11
ashtonias
question if it's my turn okay how would i surf
00:30:13
havelgravelgut
it is your
00:30:20
ashtonias
on a tensor's floating disc how could i make that
00:30:23
ashtonias
happen ah son of a doesn't
00:30:24
ebondawn
you specifically
00:30:24
whygod4007
to be somebody else's you also
00:30:24
ebondawn
you cannot
00:30:27
havelgravelgut
you need to be somebody else's but then you would just need to get it near a wave i guess
00:30:31
havelgravelgut
and then surf upon it it follows
00:30:36
ashtonias
the disc doesn't it follow you no but
00:30:39
havelgravelgut
you yeah but i don't think you can stand upon your own
00:30:44
ebondawn
you specifically can't
00:30:44
ashtonias
if i were to summon the
00:30:45
ebondawn
i think
00:30:48
ashtonias
tensor's floating disc place roadie upon it and then run with it it would carry him yes
00:30:55
havelgravelgut
yeah she would essentially be skimboarding or wakeboarding behind you yes
00:31:01
havelgravelgut
skating i guess well that's why is that helpful right
00:31:09
havelgravelgut
now
00:31:10
ashtonias
that would be useless
00:31:11
whygod4007
can't gain elevation from it so roadie just
00:31:16
ashtonias
in this situation completely
00:31:22
ashtonias
let's see
00:31:23
ashtonias
so I
00:31:24
ebondawn
john goes back and forth between like
00:31:26
ebondawn
trying to solve the current problem or just
00:31:28
ebondawn
fixing it fixing it and whatever idea
00:31:30
ebondawn
he has
00:31:32
ebondawn
it's always a coin flip as to what it's gonna be
00:31:35
bad token
jesus
00:31:35
ebondawn
oh you
00:31:37
ashtonias
guess I'm going to Vicious Mockery the Sea Lion
00:31:40
ashtonias
yo mother was a sea kitten
00:31:48
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:31:48
troyjohnsen
the sea lion.
00:31:48
havelgravelgut
Shut the fuck
00:31:55
whygod4007
a disbelief
00:31:56
whygod4007
of how he's seeing this creature.
00:31:57
whygod4007
Oh, fun.
00:31:59
havelgravelgut
up, Roadie
00:32:02
ashtonias
I'm not
00:32:03
troyjohnsen
He doesn't have to see him, actually, for Vicious Mockery.
00:32:06
troyjohnsen
I think
00:32:07
havelgravelgut
Just here
00:32:08
havelgravelgut
Alright, Durth is going to look around
00:32:11
havelgravelgut
Oof
00:32:12
ashtonias
done yet
00:32:12
ashtonias
I am going to Bonus Action Inspire
00:32:13
havelgravelgut
Oh, sorry
00:32:14
havelgravelgut
There we go
00:32:18
ashtonias
roadie and then i'm going to use my feature ability that does the spirit thingy bob
00:32:19
havelgravelgut
Yeah, roll
00:32:25
ashtonias
why can't i
00:32:34
ashtonias
use that the renegade
00:32:35
troyjohnsen
you roll a d6, right?
00:32:36
troyjohnsen
Or something like that.
00:32:38
havelgravelgut
a d6
00:32:39
havelgravelgut
Roll a d6
00:32:40
havelgravelgut
Cool
00:32:48
ashtonias
target can immediately take a reaction to teleport up to
00:32:51
ashtonias
30 feet to an unoccupied space cool i'll have to think of what the oh didn't i already get
00:32:56
troyjohnsen
That's a good one.
00:32:58
ashtonias
the renegade before i think yeah i have to think about what uh
00:33:01
ebondawn
wanted
00:33:02
ebondawn
to but you could you got
00:33:03
ebondawn
how about
00:33:07
ashtonias
music icon the renegade is going to
00:33:09
ashtonias
to be that fucking
00:33:10
havelgravelgut
Anything else, Gritty?
00:33:13
ebondawn
Ooh, she's a little
00:33:15
ebondawn
Renegade
00:33:16
ebondawn
I know, but it's work
00:33:16
havelgravelgut
That's a runaway, right?
00:33:20
ebondawn
I know it's work
00:33:22
ashtonias
works oh there's
00:33:25
havelgravelgut
It's gotta be Tommy Shaw from Sticks
00:33:27
havelgravelgut
because they have the song renegade
00:33:28
havelgravelgut
that song's called renegade
00:33:31
ebondawn
Yep, true
00:33:36
ebondawn
Renegade ahead of me
00:33:38
ebondawn
There's always another hole
00:33:39
havelgravelgut
you want to get up there's another hole it's a closer hole right there say yes
00:33:42
ashtonias
another hole i will fucking acrobatically jump pirouette
00:33:45
ebondawn
Wait, what?
00:33:49
ashtonias
up that fucking hole oh yes
00:33:52
havelgravelgut
when you are
00:33:52
havelgravelgut
prompted but you
00:33:56
troyjohnsen
There's always another hole.
00:33:57
troyjohnsen
Is that a sailor's term?
00:33:59
ashtonias
there's not even a yes let's just move up
00:34:05
havelgravelgut
can say don't move all right dearth then at this point is going to um panic
00:34:12
havelgravelgut
Manic, kind of.
00:34:16
funkeebuddha
my prepared
00:34:17
havelgravelgut
Doesn't have...
00:34:17
ashtonias
is he itty bitty why is he so tiny i've never
00:34:20
havelgravelgut
Because he's a mind master.
00:34:21
ebondawn
Mind Master
00:34:22
ebondawn
I think specifically
00:34:25
troyjohnsen
Duergar have enlarge and reduce.
00:34:27
troyjohnsen
Well, collectively,
00:34:31
ashtonias
seen him be small
00:34:32
ebondawn
the Nobles have enlarged
00:34:33
ashtonias
fuck yes
00:34:33
ebondawn
As Mind Masters ever do
00:34:34
ebondawn
True
00:34:35
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
00:34:37
havelgravelgut
Alright, he's going to
00:34:40
troyjohnsen
Duergar have both abilities.
00:34:42
troyjohnsen
The moonlight
00:34:42
ebondawn
He does
00:34:43
havelgravelgut
get
00:34:47
havelgravelgut
scales.
00:34:49
havelgravelgut
No, no, no, Rico.
00:34:51
havelgravelgut
He looks at you and
00:34:53
havelgravelgut
starts doing that ooga-booga magic again.
00:35:00
troyjohnsen
protects me.
00:35:03
ebondawn
the Africa thing
00:35:08
havelgravelgut
Are you rolling that
00:35:09
havelgravelgut
bardic inspo now?
00:35:11
troyjohnsen
What's the same DC on this?
00:35:14
ebondawn
Twelve
00:35:14
havelgravelgut
Twelve. And then, oh!
00:35:15
ebondawn
Jesus Christ
00:35:15
troyjohnsen
12. Yeah, I'll...
00:35:17
troyjohnsen
Fuck, Scales,
00:35:20
havelgravelgut
Rico, your stupidity
00:35:21
havelgravelgut
Is just too much
00:35:23
havelgravelgut
For this and
00:35:25
havelgravelgut
Unfortunately you
00:35:28
havelgravelgut
Rolled it you are mind mastered
00:35:29
havelgravelgut
With a moon touch greatsword
00:35:32
whygod4007
Does that mean you just now think
00:35:34
whygod4007
that
00:35:36
ebondawn
Christ. God
00:35:37
whygod4007
William Moon
00:35:38
whygod4007
wants you to hit your friends?
00:35:40
havelgravelgut
Scales you get
00:35:43
havelgravelgut
Sliced with this moon touch greatsword
00:35:45
havelgravelgut
For 13 damage
00:35:47
ebondawn
damn.
00:35:49
troyjohnsen
sorry, bro.
00:35:50
havelgravelgut
Then he looks and he goes your dick is mine
00:35:52
havelgravelgut
And he stabs at your dick again
00:35:54
havelgravelgut
Oh my god Rico
00:35:56
troyjohnsen
Food lab, protect me!
00:36:00
havelgravelgut
A beam of divine moonlight moves down
00:36:03
havelgravelgut
And blocks your penis
00:36:04
havelgravelgut
At least you think you saw it
00:36:09
havelgravelgut
Scales you see
00:36:10
havelgravelgut
the dearth sun blight slip
00:36:12
havelgravelgut
on some flour and do a
00:36:14
havelgravelgut
clumsy slash
00:36:15
havelgravelgut
then he's gonna fucking break for it
00:36:19
havelgravelgut
dude I mean
00:36:19
ebondawn
Nope. Nope.
00:36:23
troyjohnsen
Scales gets an opportunity to attack.
00:36:24
havelgravelgut
oh Rico
00:36:25
havelgravelgut
I think you do too oh no Rico
00:36:27
ebondawn
Everything is an opportunity attack.
00:36:27
havelgravelgut
your reaction yes
00:36:29
havelgravelgut
no Rico used his reaction because that
00:36:32
havelgravelgut
mind mastery but scales
00:36:33
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie and Kaldur Gravelgut you can use your
00:36:36
havelgravelgut
reaction to
00:36:39
havelgravelgut
amen
00:36:39
funkeebuddha
thing goes on
00:36:40
havelgravelgut
right before your turn to how
00:36:43
havelgravelgut
glorious son of a
00:36:51
havelgravelgut
bitch
00:36:51
havelgravelgut
There we
00:36:51
ebondawn
So, fuck.
00:36:57
ebondawn
No. No. Inspiration.
00:36:57
funkeebuddha
No, no
00:36:58
ebondawn
Fuck no. Double.
00:37:02
havelgravelgut
go
00:37:02
havelgravelgut
Oh fuck AC of 15
00:37:05
havelgravelgut
Garnically inspired too
00:37:08
ebondawn
That's true. Yeah, we're using that.
00:37:09
havelgravelgut
Yep
00:37:10
havelgravelgut
You automatically hit
00:37:11
havelgravelgut
Give me some
00:37:11
ebondawn
Yeah. But I just
00:37:14
ebondawn
want to know how much it is because I'm angry.
00:37:16
ebondawn
Yeah, that much. Fuck.
00:37:19
havelgravelgut
damage
00:37:21
ebondawn
Yo.
00:37:22
ebondawn
There we go. For
00:37:24
havelgravelgut
Badly
00:37:24
havelgravelgut
Injuring dearth with that onslaught
00:37:26
havelgravelgut
What about you Dreadie Mercurie are you going to lash out
00:37:29
havelgravelgut
Wait wait
00:37:30
ashtonias
let's see
00:37:33
ashtonias
martial prowess
00:37:36
ashtonias
I will rash out with a
00:37:38
ashtonias
rapier it absolutely
00:37:40
havelgravelgut
wait
00:37:40
havelgravelgut
Why is it only plus 2 though
00:37:42
havelgravelgut
Don't you have
00:37:43
whygod4007
It's not proficient.
00:37:44
havelgravelgut
Oh wow
00:37:44
ebondawn
me?
00:37:45
havelgravelgut
So he just clumsily swings a rapier
00:37:49
havelgravelgut
Hits a 19 go ahead and give me damage
00:37:51
havelgravelgut
image uh gritty gritty is
00:37:59
havelgravelgut
your rapier hidden within your scepter microphones beautiful so
00:38:04
ashtonias
is
00:38:06
havelgravelgut
beautiful with that gritty i'll let you stab him in his tiny penis you look
00:38:07
whygod4007
He's got a mic sword.
00:38:09
whygod4007
I had
00:38:13
ashtonias
excellent
00:38:14
ashtonias
revenge
00:38:16
ashtonias
jacuzzi
00:38:17
havelgravelgut
down and you see a tiny
00:38:18
havelgravelgut
little foreskin in between you and the circumcised sunlight no that's
00:38:28
havelgravelgut
a drow thing now everybody's
00:38:29
havelgravelgut
I'm gonna draw! I'm not drawing!
00:38:35
ashtonias
I'd hate to see the drow that bed you
00:38:37
troyjohnsen
That guy
00:38:38
ashtonias
that's for sure
00:38:39
havelgravelgut
Enjee.
00:38:42
funkeebuddha
This guy's almost dead, right?
00:38:44
havelgravelgut
Mm-hmm.
00:38:46
ebondawn
Yeah, but it's hard as fuck to hit for us
00:38:48
ebondawn
because we're shitty.
00:38:49
funkeebuddha
Yeah
00:38:51
havelgravelgut
Fifteen's not bad either, right?
00:38:53
havelgravelgut
Fifteen's not terrible, you see, for level
00:38:53
ebondawn
Yeah.
00:38:53
ebondawn
Why are
00:38:55
havelgravelgut
three, which is exactly what you
00:38:59
havelgravelgut
were saying.
00:39:02
ebondawn
you so goddamn annoying?
00:39:05
funkeebuddha
Fuck it
00:39:06
havelgravelgut
What's wrong, paleface?
00:39:08
havelgravelgut
Can't hit the broadside of a Dwarf
00:39:10
havelgravelgut
guard? He waves his
00:39:12
havelgravelgut
newly circumcised penis at you.
00:39:17
ashtonias
Tasha's mind whip
00:39:18
funkeebuddha
You son of a bitch
00:39:22
funkeebuddha
I'm not a fucking goblin
00:39:22
havelgravelgut
Oh, no! Goblin magic!
00:39:24
havelgravelgut
How will I outsmart it?
00:39:29
havelgravelgut
Wait, what?
00:39:29
funkeebuddha
Is that sucker save?
00:39:29
havelgravelgut
I mean, it's a calf.
00:39:31
funkeebuddha
No, it takes half damage, right?
00:39:38
havelgravelgut
Not bad
00:39:38
funkeebuddha
Five points of damage
00:39:42
ebondawn
I'm going to bury you in hell shit
00:39:42
havelgravelgut
That brings
00:39:44
ebondawn
In silvery moon
00:39:48
funkeebuddha
Alright
00:39:48
funkeebuddha
All right.
00:39:49
funkeebuddha
That's it.
00:39:50
ebondawn
I don't
00:39:53
havelgravelgut
him to near death
00:39:53
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut of course it's you
00:39:58
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut just steps up
00:40:00
havelgravelgut
He looks up at you
00:40:01
havelgravelgut
Oh fuck
00:40:05
ebondawn
chase my attack like this
00:40:07
ebondawn
Ah, fuck
00:40:08
ebondawn
What are the odds of me hitting?
00:40:12
havelgravelgut
Please miss
00:40:12
ebondawn
It's actually less likely for me to hit than not
00:40:14
ebondawn
Alright, I just gotta believe
00:40:16
havelgravelgut
Fuck
00:40:18
funkeebuddha
Jesus.
00:40:19
ashtonias
don't do what he says
00:40:20
ashtonias
y'all
00:40:23
ebondawn
Believe in the heart of the cards
00:40:25
havelgravelgut
You chop him in half
00:40:33
ebondawn
Fuck, I hate those last ones
00:40:34
ashtonias
think there's more than one
00:40:37
ebondawn
Does he
00:40:39
troyjohnsen
was a fucker.
00:40:42
troyjohnsen
Hey, Dretty, let me lay on hands you.
00:40:47
funkeebuddha
Do you have to touch him?
00:40:47
ebondawn
go back to normal size when he dies?
00:40:49
ashtonias
okay Rico
00:40:51
ashtonias
you need to go lower
00:40:57
havelgravelgut
You will emerge
00:40:58
troyjohnsen
I think I should do it.
00:41:00
havelgravelgut
Roadie you will emerge
00:41:01
havelgravelgut
Having saved the ship from fully sinking
00:41:04
havelgravelgut
You were up to your belly button
00:41:05
havelgravelgut
button by the time you did mending
00:41:07
havelgravelgut
enough times to where you sealed this off
00:41:09
havelgravelgut
however you prevent the fairy
00:41:11
havelgravelgut
will be able to be repaired they'll have
00:41:13
havelgravelgut
to build you know pump it out but
00:41:15
havelgravelgut
good god it is like
00:41:17
havelgravelgut
way down in the
00:41:19
havelgravelgut
water
00:41:21
havelgravelgut
but you uh you're a hero there
00:41:23
havelgravelgut
roadie
00:41:27
troyjohnsen
Roadie, where the fuck were you?
00:41:27
whygod4007
to plug
00:41:28
troyjohnsen
We were fighting that thing.
00:41:32
havelgravelgut
roadie just like fuck
00:41:37
whygod4007
the
00:41:38
whygod4007
hole in the ship.
00:41:40
whygod4007
Oh my god.
00:41:41
whygod4007
I reach into my pants to feel if there's anything
00:41:44
whygod4007
left after being in
00:41:46
whygod4007
the Icewind Dale water
00:41:48
whygod4007
up to my
00:41:49
havelgravelgut
dude
00:41:49
whygod4007
up to my groin for the last minute oh god
00:41:51
havelgravelgut
oh my god
00:41:52
havelgravelgut
roadie it's like a
00:41:54
havelgravelgut
It's like a fucking candy corn
00:41:56
havelgravelgut
You're pretty
00:42:00
funkeebuddha
Jesus.
00:42:01
whygod4007
i think i have to pee well no it's more that
00:42:01
funkeebuddha
Same color as you.
00:42:04
havelgravelgut
Oh my god, Roadie, you piss all over your balls
00:42:09
whygod4007
the uh the tube is now too small for any pee to come out well it
00:42:12
havelgravelgut
100%
00:42:13
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, this
00:42:15
havelgravelgut
Sea lion just watches you
00:42:17
havelgravelgut
From the water
00:42:19
havelgravelgut
No butthurt about your insult
00:42:22
funkeebuddha
Where's the sea lion?
00:42:24
ashtonias
shit
00:42:28
ashtonias
are we still on initiative
00:42:30
ashtonias
initiative i sure
00:42:30
troyjohnsen
Can we see what this little fucker has on him?
00:42:33
havelgravelgut
No
00:42:33
havelgravelgut
Oh, not you, yes, you can
00:42:36
havelgravelgut
No, you're not still an initiative, Roadie
00:42:38
havelgravelgut
No
00:42:39
ebondawn
Yeah he goes back to normal
00:42:39
havelgravelgut
You see a
00:42:40
troyjohnsen
start like you know grabbing stuff off what the
00:42:40
ebondawn
Yeah search him
00:42:42
havelgravelgut
Eventually
00:42:48
ebondawn
For sure
00:42:50
havelgravelgut
He will normalize
00:42:54
havelgravelgut
Inside
00:42:59
havelgravelgut
You will pull off a dagger that has strange runes.
00:42:59
funkeebuddha
You poor.
00:43:03
havelgravelgut
You would have to look into it, Kaldur Gravelgut, and invoke some Dwargar magic when you believe you have a dagger that would do a d6
00:43:11
havelgravelgut
worth of psychic damage in the hands of a non-Dwargar.
00:43:20
havelgravelgut
It does 3d6 psychic damage in the hands of a Shonuf Deep Dwara Worshipper.
00:43:27
ebondawn
Does anybody use
00:43:29
havelgravelgut
You want to convert it?
00:43:29
whygod4007
seems like a solid power gain
00:43:32
whygod4007
for a minor allegiance change uh where
00:43:36
havelgravelgut
Yeah, if you don't give a fuck about it, I'll just come back.
00:43:37
ebondawn
Yeah what am I using
00:43:38
ebondawn
Are you out of your fucking mind
00:43:40
ebondawn
Is there anything you want to say
00:43:42
havelgravelgut
Oh god
00:43:46
troyjohnsen
fuck is the deep where uh is there
00:43:48
whygod4007
the fuck'd our ferry driver go i think i
00:43:51
ebondawn
He went to go tell the guards I told him
00:43:53
ebondawn
Or he's piss drunk passed out
00:43:56
ebondawn
In a fucking snowdrift
00:43:57
ebondawn
Does it look like
00:43:59
whygod4007
have a this thing
00:43:59
whygod4007
have a bilge pump or something?
00:44:01
whygod4007
How about...
00:44:03
ebondawn
It has a fucking bilge pump
00:44:08
funkeebuddha
He's so angry.
00:44:09
funkeebuddha
I want
00:44:10
troyjohnsen
anything else
00:44:10
ebondawn
Sorry
00:44:10
troyjohnsen
in this room we saved
00:44:11
ebondawn
The door guy will bring it out of me
00:44:13
ebondawn
A little bit or so
00:44:14
ebondawn
So, that one's for you, Duggan.
00:44:15
whygod4007
Oh, shit.
00:44:20
havelgravelgut
What happened
00:44:21
havelgravelgut
God is that
00:44:24
troyjohnsen
the town that's what
00:44:24
ebondawn
Fucking, all right, calm down there, champ.
00:44:28
ebondawn
Adoragar was fucking stoned away on their boat.
00:44:33
havelgravelgut
him
00:44:33
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:44:37
funkeebuddha
it too.
00:44:38
ebondawn
Yeah, he used his mind trickery bullshit to blow a hole through the fucking side,
00:44:40
havelgravelgut
Roll a
00:44:43
ebondawn
but my friend here screamed it.
00:44:45
havelgravelgut
Deception check in
00:44:46
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:44:52
ebondawn
Just to be clear, I think that happened.
00:44:55
ebondawn
So, yeah, I was like, I'll start
00:44:56
havelgravelgut
That's why I'm not asking it for you
00:45:00
funkeebuddha
Really?
00:45:01
funkeebuddha
God damn it.
00:45:05
havelgravelgut
He narrows his eyes
00:45:07
havelgravelgut
Oh
00:45:08
funkeebuddha
Hey, that's what I saw.
00:45:12
troyjohnsen
i saw too what my moon sword damn right
00:45:13
havelgravelgut
Watch where you point that fucking thing
00:45:16
havelgravelgut
God damn
00:45:20
havelgravelgut
Alright well I'll get the brigade over here
00:45:24
havelgravelgut
We'll have to bilge it out
00:45:25
havelgravelgut
Good job
00:45:33
havelgravelgut
Well, boys,
00:45:34
troyjohnsen
good job
00:45:34
troyjohnsen
i want to see if there's anything in this room
00:45:35
ebondawn
casting mending
00:45:36
ebondawn
on the sections of
00:45:38
ebondawn
the boat that I fucking annihilated.
00:45:43
troyjohnsen
i mean
00:45:44
havelgravelgut
looks like
00:45:44
havelgravelgut
the berry ain't running today. I'm going to be back at the
00:45:46
havelgravelgut
wet trap.
00:45:53
havelgravelgut
He's right. It's going to
00:45:54
havelgravelgut
take all afternoon to build this out.
00:45:59
troyjohnsen
we could probably we could
00:46:00
troyjohnsen
we could probably pilot this boat right guys i'm
00:46:01
havelgravelgut
Hey, look.
00:46:02
ashtonias
hope that old man we're trying to find isn't all right
00:46:05
ashtonias
yeah it's
00:46:05
havelgravelgut
Look.
00:46:06
havelgravelgut
Go rid of rocket sled. Don't be a pussy.
00:46:12
troyjohnsen
pretty i'm pretty sure we could pilot this boat
00:46:13
troyjohnsen
right no we're
00:46:14
whygod4007
Yeah, but we'd have to have a party
00:46:16
whygod4007
member with the...
00:46:18
whygod4007
with the, uh...
00:46:21
whygod4007
lung capacity to
00:46:22
whygod4007
help bilge pump all
00:46:25
whygod4007
of the water out.
00:46:27
havelgravelgut
Anyway, you've got to be stealing
00:46:28
havelgravelgut
the boat, so don't do that.
00:46:29
ebondawn
Yeah, it's also
00:46:30
havelgravelgut
I'm a guard. I'm right here.
00:46:30
ebondawn
blatant theft, too. There's that part.
00:46:35
troyjohnsen
we'd just be borrowing it like i mean we i don't think
00:46:36
whygod4007
No, we...
00:46:37
ebondawn
Don't like him.
00:46:37
havelgravelgut
No. No, you don't
00:46:37
whygod4007
We contracted using the boat
00:46:38
havelgravelgut
fucking follow it.
00:46:39
havelgravelgut
And then it was
00:46:41
whygod4007
and our driver left, so
00:46:43
whygod4007
I mean, I'm just assuming he wants us to.
00:46:44
ebondawn
We didn't
00:46:44
ebondawn
contract it. We just asked
00:46:46
havelgravelgut
Catastrophic
00:46:46
havelgravelgut
Yeah it's not how it works
00:46:46
ebondawn
him to take us. There's no contract.
00:46:48
ebondawn
He just fucking takes you.
00:46:49
whygod4007
Yeah.
00:46:50
whygod4007
He fucking said yes.
00:46:50
havelgravelgut
You don't fucking
00:46:51
havelgravelgut
Steal the boat
00:46:53
havelgravelgut
If you steal the boat you're going to fucking prison
00:46:55
havelgravelgut
And you'll be the one on Burning Man
00:46:57
havelgravelgut
Burning Man will be three times longer
00:47:02
troyjohnsen
those guys know about boat
00:47:03
troyjohnsen
law i
00:47:05
havelgravelgut
Alright you
00:47:07
whygod4007
is that uh is that in one of the tablets yeah uh
00:47:09
ebondawn
God damn it.
00:47:10
ebondawn
God damn it, Rico.
00:47:15
bad token
Oh, is
00:47:17
ebondawn
Ah, shit.
00:47:18
ebondawn
Pretty sure
00:47:19
havelgravelgut
will mend up
00:47:20
havelgravelgut
These holes Kaldur Gravelgut
00:47:22
havelgravelgut
And then Kaldur Gravelgut you'll
00:47:23
havelgravelgut
Under these sacks
00:47:26
havelgravelgut
Of flour
00:47:28
havelgravelgut
There is yet another
00:47:31
havelgravelgut
Little hole that the guard was using
00:47:33
havelgravelgut
he mended up as well that was
00:47:36
havelgravelgut
where he came out of
00:47:37
havelgravelgut
alright the mystery of the
00:47:40
havelgravelgut
East Haven Ferry is
00:47:42
havelgravelgut
solved with no harm
00:47:44
havelgravelgut
done except to the ego of
00:47:46
havelgravelgut
the sea lion
00:47:47
havelgravelgut
oh yeah
00:47:50
ebondawn
Dirty Mercury's dick was split
00:47:51
ebondawn
in twain.
00:47:53
whygod4007
pretty there's a lot of blood in your pants freddy
00:47:54
ashtonias
better now
00:47:58
havelgravelgut
that's true
00:47:59
havelgravelgut
your white pants are just
00:48:01
havelgravelgut
you look like you had your period
00:48:03
havelgravelgut
no
00:48:05
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie's okay fashion statement i just got lay on hand so i'm assuming
00:48:06
whygod4007
is uh is that is that is that thing okay yeah did
00:48:12
havelgravelgut
oh wait so scales you had to grab his dick
00:48:13
ashtonias
it's okay
00:48:20
havelgravelgut
and uh
00:48:21
bad token
this yours?
00:48:24
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, it's a little off
00:48:25
havelgravelgut
center. They did reattach,
00:48:26
whygod4007
it uh did did the two halves reattach or does he
00:48:29
whygod4007
just have two now okay how are
00:48:31
havelgravelgut
but I think they were not quite
00:48:33
havelgravelgut
perfect. He's got a little bit of
00:48:35
havelgravelgut
a capital M urethra right
00:48:37
havelgravelgut
now. Oh, God. Rico,
00:48:38
troyjohnsen
think i think it was rico that healed him well i had to touch him for cure wounds
00:48:42
havelgravelgut
you had to grab his dick?
00:48:46
troyjohnsen
which rico calls it lay on hands obvious i mean you got to touch
00:48:46
havelgravelgut
Uh-huh.
00:48:49
bad token
That's me.
00:48:50
havelgravelgut
Of course.
00:48:54
troyjohnsen
the part that's hurt right
00:48:56
ashtonias
so wait there was another heel on top of the
00:48:59
havelgravelgut
The lay on hands, I think, was
00:49:01
havelgravelgut
Scales doing it to himself. Was that you healing
00:49:03
havelgravelgut
yourself, Scales? Yes.
00:49:03
ashtonias
Yeah, that's what I thought
00:49:04
ashtonias
Yeah, I got that
00:49:07
havelgravelgut
There was a 10 cure wounds
00:49:08
havelgravelgut
to you, Dreadie Mercurie.
00:49:11
ashtonias
I'm at 16 now
00:49:11
havelgravelgut
Yes
00:49:12
havelgravelgut
Yes, that is
00:49:12
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie doesn't
00:49:14
havelgravelgut
That is it
00:49:16
whygod4007
we uh gonna go explore the east northeast shore now oh
00:49:20
havelgravelgut
Well, you could get
00:49:23
havelgravelgut
You could get on your axe beaks and ride up the shore
00:49:26
havelgravelgut
That would be
00:49:27
troyjohnsen
or the fucking rocket sled rico rico i'm gonna
00:49:28
havelgravelgut
Or a fucking rocket
00:49:30
havelgravelgut
Slid over the fucking ice
00:49:32
whygod4007
Yes, just go over the lake
00:49:35
whygod4007
What's the worst thing
00:49:35
ashtonias
think
00:49:36
whygod4007
What's the worst that could happen
00:49:37
havelgravelgut
If you
00:49:37
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie doesn't think
00:49:38
havelgravelgut
Oh my god, okay, you're going to get a rocket
00:49:38
troyjohnsen
hop i'm gonna hop the railing and start
00:49:38
ashtonias
Good idea
00:49:40
troyjohnsen
oh yeah it's frozen
00:49:44
havelgravelgut
Rico, okay
00:49:46
whygod4007
Yeah, I think we got a rocket sled across this lake
00:49:49
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie kind of like
00:49:50
ashtonias
Takes a bad-ass look
00:49:52
ashtonias
At the sea lion
00:49:53
troyjohnsen
man it's gonna be fine nah yeah
00:49:53
ashtonias
Through the hole in the ice
00:49:57
havelgravelgut
Give me a perception check
00:49:59
havelgravelgut
Give me a perception check
00:50:03
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, to look at the integrity of this ice
00:50:05
havelgravelgut
I don't
00:50:07
ashtonias
Alright
00:50:09
ebondawn
Does anybody want that
00:50:09
ashtonias
Let's see
00:50:10
ebondawn
dagger, by the way?
00:50:14
ebondawn
Seeing as how Dreaded Mercury is using a rapier
00:50:16
ebondawn
he doesn't have proficiency with, maybe he should
00:50:18
troyjohnsen
the back is good for him
00:50:18
ebondawn
take it.
00:50:23
havelgravelgut
think these guys know
00:50:24
havelgravelgut
About boat law
00:50:26
ebondawn
That's my favorite line of the day.
00:50:28
ebondawn
I don't think these guys know about boat law.
00:50:31
havelgravelgut
Fucking
00:50:33
havelgravelgut
Ridiculous
00:50:33
havelgravelgut
There is a
00:50:35
havelgravelgut
Stream available
00:50:41
havelgravelgut
Are you all on the Tin Towns map?
00:50:44
whygod4007
Yep
00:50:44
havelgravelgut
Yep
00:50:45
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
00:50:48
havelgravelgut
No I don't
00:50:49
bad token
You know, a lot of people.
00:50:49
havelgravelgut
I don't think so
00:50:50
havelgravelgut
Even Jared pulled over
00:50:54
havelgravelgut
To this map
00:50:55
havelgravelgut
Alright so if you see
00:50:57
havelgravelgut
If you hug the shore over this way
00:51:00
havelgravelgut
Up towards Caridin of All
00:51:01
havelgravelgut
That is mostly where
00:51:02
whygod4007
Alright, I'm
00:51:03
havelgravelgut
yeah
00:51:04
whygod4007
I'm a little confused
00:51:06
havelgravelgut
northeast
00:51:07
whygod4007
Uh
00:51:07
whygod4007
We were told that the body was on the east shore
00:51:13
ebondawn
Northeast.
00:51:15
havelgravelgut
okay well I was wrong I meant northwest
00:51:17
bad token
I was talking about the security.
00:51:18
havelgravelgut
yep
00:51:20
whygod4007
Yeah, I was very confused
00:51:22
whygod4007
Because it was like, we kept going west
00:51:23
whygod4007
And I was like, why do we keep going west
00:51:24
havelgravelgut
because I do that sometimes
00:51:27
havelgravelgut
that's
00:51:28
whygod4007
It's all good
00:51:28
havelgravelgut
northwest
00:51:31
havelgravelgut
up towards Caridinavol
00:51:32
bad token
Oh, I don't want to hear it.
00:51:33
havelgravelgut
yes
00:51:36
whygod4007
Alright
00:51:37
whygod4007
Just gonna
00:51:38
whygod4007
gonna ride the ice searching the shoreline for signs of our our departed bot withers
00:51:45
whygod4007
should be easier i mean
00:51:45
havelgravelgut
it's a lot harder to ride these
00:51:47
havelgravelgut
fucking boats on ice
00:51:48
havelgravelgut
as our
00:51:51
havelgravelgut
way harder to steer
00:51:54
havelgravelgut
it is going
00:51:55
havelgravelgut
over ice
00:51:56
havelgravelgut
ice too like deep snow a lot the ice is extremely
00:51:59
whygod4007
the going in a straight line seems pretty easy
00:52:03
whygod4007
oh i guess
00:52:04
havelgravelgut
uneven and frozen and like affected by weather
00:52:05
bad token
If I can see what.
00:52:08
havelgravelgut
patterns give me uh let's see dexterity checks unless you have land vehicle or waterwheel
00:52:11
bad token
Oh, well.
00:52:15
havelgravelgut
gold proficiency uh let's see we're gonna have
00:52:19
troyjohnsen
concert checks i think
00:52:20
whygod4007
how many do we have and who's driving
00:52:23
havelgravelgut
to at least have two so i know rico's probably
00:52:29
havelgravelgut
gonna drive one oh Kaldur Gravelgut are you scales
00:52:32
troyjohnsen
Kaldur Gravelgut might actually be proficient in land vehicles
00:52:38
havelgravelgut
fucking nails this shit dude scales like
00:52:39
bad token
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:52:42
havelgravelgut
is drifting around a corner on this shit he looks like an absolute pro oh my
00:52:47
ashtonias
I ain't never been to
00:52:48
ebondawn
Unless it's considered to be a tool,
00:52:49
ashtonias
space it's
00:52:49
bad token
I do have navigator's tools
00:52:50
ebondawn
no, I don't think it's proficient.
00:52:51
troyjohnsen
okay well done
00:52:54
bad token
you need them
00:52:55
havelgravelgut
god wow scales is
00:52:58
havelgravelgut
flexing at this point dude rico okay wow so the good is y
00:53:05
ebondawn
I mean, I can
00:53:06
havelgravelgut
'all so rico
00:53:07
ebondawn
activate Navigator's tools, and that would give me
00:53:08
ebondawn
proficiency with it, and I can help him so he can
00:53:10
ebondawn
have advantage on his roll.
00:53:14
havelgravelgut
um rico you you the good
00:53:18
havelgravelgut
news is y'all will see a body you will see birds flying aloft some kind of hawk and uh Dreadie Mercurie
00:53:26
ebondawn
I'm kind of all,
00:53:26
havelgravelgut
you
00:53:26
havelgravelgut
and y'all are um what'd you say some sort
00:53:26
ebondawn
Oh, it's a fucking bird.
00:53:33
ebondawn
Some sort of bird.
00:53:35
havelgravelgut
of fucking bird with wings and shit and there is
00:53:37
ebondawn
That's how I write birds, man.
00:53:39
ebondawn
I just fucking like, yeah, it's a fucking bird.
00:53:41
havelgravelgut
there's a vessel there is a vessel and there are wolves kind of moving about uh the vessel it looks
00:53:49
havelgravelgut
like you have located a body on a vessel matching the keelboat style vessel that was described to
00:53:55
whygod4007
better your
00:53:57
havelgravelgut
who have. The bad news is Rico
00:53:58
havelgravelgut
wrecks the
00:54:01
havelgravelgut
rockets, Glenn.
00:54:02
havelgravelgut
You all fly off very Looney Tunes
00:54:04
havelgravelgut
style and land
00:54:05
havelgravelgut
just face down, Goofy Goober
00:54:08
havelgravelgut
style in a snow drift.
00:54:10
havelgravelgut
Dretty, you try to jump off early
00:54:12
havelgravelgut
and you split your pants
00:54:14
havelgravelgut
and your ass
00:54:19
havelgravelgut
and your dick.
00:54:19
whygod4007
better your pants than your yes yes
00:54:19
ebondawn
As is
00:54:28
whygod4007
again dreaded got
00:54:30
funkeebuddha
Big paw.
00:54:31
havelgravelgut
Let's see here.
00:54:38
whygod4007
a case of the chronic dick
00:54:39
whygod4007
splits that's
00:54:42
ashtonias
just a little lopsided now i want to
00:54:42
ebondawn
the case for all of John's characters,
00:54:46
ebondawn
you know he's got a hog.
00:54:50
havelgravelgut
I've got to, right?
00:54:50
ashtonias
imagine pretty mercury was very well endowed
00:54:54
havelgravelgut
right? He
00:54:57
ebondawn
I'm sure there's plenty of people who
00:54:58
ebondawn
talked about it. We could probably look it up.
00:55:03
havelgravelgut
probably has
00:55:03
havelgravelgut
extreme descriptions, that's true.
00:55:04
troyjohnsen
would have
00:55:13
havelgravelgut
Where is Chaos Wolf? There we are.
00:55:18
ebondawn
Everyone has AIDS.
00:55:20
ebondawn
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
00:55:22
funkeebuddha
White's in the spades
00:55:25
ebondawn
We gotta be
00:55:26
troyjohnsen
time to cast me would have time to cast a heel on myself before we
00:55:26
ebondawn
doing those bits
00:55:27
whygod4007
funny what are you thinking about someone who actually has
00:55:29
whygod4007
AIDS Roadie
00:55:30
ebondawn
because everyone
00:55:31
ebondawn
Well, he doesn't have any
00:55:32
troyjohnsen
engage i have time to cast a heel on myself before we
00:55:32
ebondawn
So, yeah
00:55:35
havelgravelgut
Wait, wait, wait. What did you say?
00:55:36
havelgravelgut
What were you asking, Troy?
00:55:40
troyjohnsen
engage not short rest time that's
00:55:40
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah. I have plenty of time.
00:55:42
funkeebuddha
No
00:55:47
havelgravelgut
It would not be very restful.
00:55:49
havelgravelgut
One, two, three, four. Who's missing?
00:55:50
havelgravelgut
Who's missing?
00:55:53
whygod4007
had trouble with my own name there all right
00:55:57
havelgravelgut
So, no, the wolves
00:55:59
havelgravelgut
actually are going to kind of scatter
00:56:01
havelgravelgut
when you approach
00:56:03
havelgravelgut
with a number this large.
00:56:06
whygod4007
you okay up there but is
00:56:06
ebondawn
Alright, I'm gonna
00:56:07
ebondawn
I'll cast Cure Wounds on
00:56:09
ebondawn
I'll cast Cure Wounds on Dreadie Mercurie also
00:56:11
whygod4007
that wolf keeping you warm but yeah I
00:56:13
ashtonias
thank you that's all i needed why can't
00:56:14
ebondawn
Holy shit, alright, there you go
00:56:16
ebondawn
That's way more than you need
00:56:17
troyjohnsen
right wolves you ain't got nothing well we
00:56:26
ebondawn
That fucking elf's gonna get us killed one day
00:56:29
ashtonias
i just right click to add
00:56:32
ashtonias
life to myself number on the thing now what happened thank you
00:56:34
whygod4007
I gently gently shake but with their
00:56:40
whygod4007
their shoulders oh i
00:56:41
havelgravelgut
I applied it.
00:56:44
ashtonias
and if
00:56:45
havelgravelgut
You hear a heavy cracking of the
00:56:47
havelgravelgut
frozen flesh.
00:56:49
ebondawn
Oh, that dude's super dead
00:56:50
havelgravelgut
He's fucking, he's
00:56:50
ebondawn
And that
00:56:51
whygod4007
think yeah yeah
00:56:52
havelgravelgut
dead as fuck. There
00:56:56
ashtonias
only there was someone
00:56:57
ashtonias
to blame yeah might
00:57:02
troyjohnsen
found him a bunch
00:57:04
whygod4007
yeah i don't you know i kind of feel like they watered him
00:57:07
havelgravelgut
is
00:57:08
havelgravelgut
a, there's a,
00:57:09
whygod4007
alive but i guess we can see what he's got are you
00:57:13
ashtonias
as well might as well take a look at what's going on here
00:57:16
ebondawn
dirt guy wanted to be a
00:57:17
havelgravelgut
uh,
00:57:17
ebondawn
You know, you don't always get what you fucking want
00:57:19
ebondawn
Right, so
00:57:20
havelgravelgut
there's a carving into his
00:57:20
ebondawn
So, oh, that's not right.
00:57:22
havelgravelgut
forehead. Throw
00:57:31
havelgravelgut
me a religion
00:57:32
havelgravelgut
check. It's a snowflake.
00:57:37
ebondawn
Oh, no, he's a fucking liberal.
00:57:38
havelgravelgut
It's literally
00:57:39
ebondawn
Oh, okay.
00:57:39
havelgravelgut
a snowflake.
00:57:42
havelgravelgut
It's a snowflake.
00:57:47
ebondawn
Sorry.
00:57:49
havelgravelgut
You,
00:57:50
havelgravelgut
Rico, you, uh,
00:57:52
havelgravelgut
Rico, you, uh,
00:57:54
havelgravelgut
I just want to talk about the old bird
00:57:54
ebondawn
He practices wokeism.
00:57:56
ebondawn
Oh, no.
00:57:59
havelgravelgut
and Rico.
00:58:01
havelgravelgut
This looks
00:58:03
havelgravelgut
like aural,
00:58:06
havelgravelgut
a snowflake of aural,
00:58:07
havelgravelgut
but it's not correct.
00:58:09
havelgravelgut
And a cultist
00:58:11
havelgravelgut
sacrificing, this is something that
00:58:13
havelgravelgut
happens up here in
00:58:15
havelgravelgut
Tin Towns. A lot of
00:58:17
havelgravelgut
villagers get pretty fucking pagan
00:58:19
havelgravelgut
about
00:58:22
havelgravelgut
sacrifices to aural
00:58:23
havelgravelgut
and shit. But
00:58:25
troyjohnsen
of infidels i tolerate
00:58:26
havelgravelgut
Yeah, a bunch of fucking infants, right
00:58:29
havelgravelgut
That's right, yes
00:58:32
havelgravelgut
Yes, indeed
00:58:34
ebondawn
You might want to calm down with your intolerance there a little bit, champ.
00:58:34
havelgravelgut
And
00:58:40
havelgravelgut
You know
00:58:41
troyjohnsen
them saloon does dc16
00:58:44
havelgravelgut
Oh my god, I just set up the meeting
00:58:48
havelgravelgut
There's
00:58:48
havelgravelgut
There's
00:58:49
havelgravelgut
So it's off, let's get more religion checks
00:58:52
havelgravelgut
If somebody wants to see, it's a DC-16
00:58:54
havelgravelgut
To figure out the difference
00:58:57
ashtonias
religion check
00:58:57
troyjohnsen
what an evil
00:58:59
havelgravelgut
Yeah, and so
00:59:00
havelgravelgut
But Rico, you know, it's not
00:59:02
havelgravelgut
It's not, dude, scales just roll
00:59:04
havelgravelgut
and fucking bones tonight, dog.
00:59:06
havelgravelgut
Scales.
00:59:06
ebondawn
That's because it's his last day on Earth, man.
00:59:08
ebondawn
He's got to get good rolls.
00:59:10
havelgravelgut
That's right.
00:59:10
ebondawn
What, like
00:59:11
havelgravelgut
This is
00:59:13
bad token
oh shit
00:59:16
havelgravelgut
a sign to Cryonax,
00:59:20
havelgravelgut
which is like the
00:59:22
havelgravelgut
elemental prince of evil for the
00:59:24
havelgravelgut
plane of ice, also known as the Frostfell.
00:59:26
havelgravelgut
It looks like a giant
00:59:28
havelgravelgut
ape with tentacle arms.
00:59:30
havelgravelgut
It is a horrifying elemental
00:59:31
havelgravelgut
being of chaos and destruction.
00:59:34
havelgravelgut
It sure does.
00:59:35
bad token
you know that sounds like
00:59:36
bad token
that sounds like an eldritch horror to me
00:59:38
bad token
I
00:59:40
bad token
I invisibly
00:59:40
havelgravelgut
No perception
00:59:43
bad token
shake in and say
00:59:44
bad token
we have to find this
00:59:47
bad token
evil
00:59:52
ebondawn
now?
00:59:52
troyjohnsen
perception dudes
00:59:52
ebondawn
I mean, we're just going to bring a body back, right?
00:59:56
havelgravelgut
checks.
01:00:00
havelgravelgut
Yes. My god.
01:00:02
ebondawn
I thought you said deception.
01:00:03
whygod4007
guys at all concerned about the giant snowflake
01:00:06
whygod4007
that did that to his face are
01:00:09
havelgravelgut
Rico, there is a long, dead, almost
01:00:18
havelgravelgut
dead trail, barely perceptible.
01:00:20
havelgravelgut
You can't quite see a constant trail, of course, at this age of decay.
01:00:27
havelgravelgut
But you can discern at least that it headed north up the west coast.
01:00:34
troyjohnsen
my keen elven eyes have picked up a trail
01:00:39
ebondawn
You know, the dive's picked up.
01:00:46
troyjohnsen
follow me rico rico
01:00:49
ebondawn
Are we going to, like, bring the body?
01:00:49
ashtonias
before we go
01:00:51
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie would like to take something of this man's
01:00:53
ashtonias
just out of his pocket just any random item
01:00:55
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie will
01:00:57
havelgravelgut
he has a locket in there
01:00:58
troyjohnsen
will uh dramatically try to stealthily follow the trail we we
01:01:05
havelgravelgut
and there's um like a silver locket ready what do
01:01:11
ashtonias
take the shit out of the
01:01:12
ashtonias
silver locket I meant that as
01:01:13
havelgravelgut
you mean take the
01:01:14
havelgravelgut
shit out you open it and it's a picture of his wife v okay there
01:01:20
ashtonias
more of a verb
01:01:24
ashtonias
well I will look at
01:01:25
havelgravelgut
is something it looks like
01:01:26
havelgravelgut
hidden behind the initial picture of the locket it's
01:01:32
ashtonias
that while I'm traveling along
01:01:33
ashtonias
V? oh
01:01:33
whygod4007
we heading out did we need to check the boat for clues okay
01:01:34
havelgravelgut
it's a picture of v with her big ass old
01:01:40
havelgravelgut
titties out his wife yeah bot's
01:01:42
troyjohnsen
found a trail
01:01:43
troyjohnsen
that we're following well i'm
01:01:45
whygod4007
well i guess i guess bottle bottle be okay there for a bit all right
01:01:48
ebondawn
Are we going to bring the body?
01:01:52
ebondawn
Are we going to bring the body?
01:01:52
havelgravelgut
not going anywhere and he's pretty i mean the wolves probably to come
01:01:55
havelgravelgut
back and keep chewing on him oh my
01:01:58
ebondawn
I mean, could we, like, fucking protect him?
01:02:02
ebondawn
Jesus Christ, people.
01:02:03
troyjohnsen
pretty sure if he's if he's frozen that means they can eat him
01:02:05
whygod4007
i throw i throw a rope up over
01:02:06
ashtonias
we could probably
01:02:06
troyjohnsen
that's right
01:02:07
ebondawn
They were just fucking eating him when we got here.
01:02:07
ashtonias
why don't I
01:02:08
whygod4007
the sail i throw a rope up over the sail and then i uh pull him up into the rigging all right
01:02:11
havelgravelgut
god all right so you lynch you uh
01:02:18
havelgravelgut
so now people go like somebody lynched him after
01:02:23
ebondawn
No, make sure you tie it around the waist or something, man.
01:02:25
funkeebuddha
A compartment
01:02:26
ebondawn
I don't want fucking rope marks on his neck.
01:02:28
havelgravelgut
hey yeah you stop uh you stop already mid noose and you're like hey man let me just do another
01:02:28
ebondawn
What the fuck?
01:02:34
havelgravelgut
knot. Can you let the body
01:02:38
havelgravelgut
knot, okay?
01:02:40
havelgravelgut
Please.
01:02:41
whygod4007
yeah
01:02:41
whygod4007
i string him up under the arms and then pull him up into the into the rigging away from
01:02:50
ashtonias
get
01:02:50
whygod4007
the wolves
01:02:50
ashtonias
Freaking Toki
01:02:50
whygod4007
but it's
01:02:51
ebondawn
I mean, now he kind of looks like a shitty ghost
01:02:53
ebondawn
in a fucking amateur play, but
01:02:54
ashtonias
But Freddy's
01:02:54
ebondawn
alright, that'll work.
01:02:56
funkeebuddha
where you can shove him in
01:02:57
funkeebuddha
It's a
01:03:00
whygod4007
just gonna be like free boat and then like halfway through their journey they're gonna
01:03:03
whygod4007
be like what the fuck all right
01:03:04
ebondawn
I love
01:03:05
ebondawn
D&D because, like,
01:03:06
ebondawn
none of the sheer horror
01:03:09
ebondawn
or, like, awfulness of, like,
01:03:10
ebondawn
seeing a dead body ever comes through.
01:03:13
ebondawn
It's just, you're just, you treat it like a logistics
01:03:15
ebondawn
problem. You're like, fuck, how do I
01:03:17
ebondawn
do this shit? Like, we're all psychopaths.
01:03:20
ebondawn
Just like, ah.
01:03:21
ebondawn
I don't know, can we put him in a box?
01:03:26
ebondawn
What the hell's at the corner of this map?
01:03:27
havelgravelgut
Something you're
01:03:35
ebondawn
Your Kelvin
01:03:40
havelgravelgut
not supposed to see.
01:03:43
havelgravelgut
Your keen elven eyes
01:03:45
havelgravelgut
bring you to this tower
01:03:47
havelgravelgut
in this
01:03:51
ebondawn
eyes.
01:03:53
bad token
I take
01:03:55
havelgravelgut
absentee room.
01:03:58
ebondawn
Almost
01:03:59
ebondawn
paradise.
01:04:01
whygod4007
we're going in this tower uh uh hey uh Dreadie Mercurie you don't have
01:04:01
havelgravelgut
In this tower?
01:04:06
whygod4007
have to go first not for
01:04:09
havelgravelgut
Oh, God.
01:04:09
troyjohnsen
i should go first i see something here i'll bust
01:04:10
ashtonias
the front man
01:04:10
ashtonias
We're definitely
01:04:15
whygod4007
long with that attitude oh how
01:04:18
havelgravelgut
Rico, there is a
01:04:20
havelgravelgut
tiefling tied up
01:04:22
havelgravelgut
and gagged. She looks out the window
01:04:24
havelgravelgut
and sees you and just terror in her eyes
01:04:28
whygod4007
secure is that window are you
01:04:29
havelgravelgut
it's a window
01:04:30
havelgravelgut
oh you bust through the window
01:04:30
troyjohnsen
go yeah acrobatics i was thinking
01:04:33
havelgravelgut
roll me an alphabet
01:04:37
troyjohnsen
i'd like slash it with my sword yeah it's
01:04:39
havelgravelgut
you bust open the window and just like
01:04:41
havelgravelgut
step through it's like a
01:04:43
havelgravelgut
this is just like a like I said you just remind me of a white
01:04:45
havelgravelgut
trash can with a knife from the gas station
01:04:48
havelgravelgut
like like just a
01:04:49
havelgravelgut
massive like conan sword busted
01:04:51
havelgravelgut
out a window it looks so awkward
01:04:53
havelgravelgut
you step
01:04:54
havelgravelgut
not necessarily
01:04:58
troyjohnsen
okay we're muninites we're here to help i'll
01:04:58
ebondawn
Gonna go through their fucking doors
01:04:59
bad token
a
01:05:03
ebondawn
over here. Not
01:05:06
ashtonias
not all moonin' out
01:05:07
ashtonias
Sweetheart
01:05:12
troyjohnsen
uh untie
01:05:13
troyjohnsen
her i
01:05:18
funkeebuddha
trap
01:05:19
funkeebuddha
But it is
01:05:21
havelgravelgut
I just need to
01:05:24
ebondawn
necessary.
01:05:26
ashtonias
It's gonna be some William Moon shit
01:05:26
funkeebuddha
We can
01:05:28
ashtonias
Is what it's gonna be
01:05:28
ashtonias
I can feel him
01:05:34
troyjohnsen
mean you still haven't heard uh rico's william moon song yeah you
01:05:41
funkeebuddha
save that for later
01:05:42
havelgravelgut
amazing
01:05:43
havelgravelgut
on a minute
01:05:48
ashtonias
Freddy will have to hear your William Moon song
01:05:50
ebondawn
No, no, we'll hear it
01:05:51
ebondawn
when we go to your church next week. Trust.
01:05:55
whygod4007
all right
01:05:55
whygod4007
there little lady we are
01:05:57
troyjohnsen
know it's chaos
01:05:59
havelgravelgut
i'm trying to find something damn it
01:06:04
ebondawn
If I ever see a dwarven
01:06:06
ebondawn
lunatic, I'm gonna kick his ass
01:06:08
ebondawn
on principle.
01:06:11
whygod4007
uh we are chaos chaos wolf
01:06:19
whygod4007
but not we don't serve chaos wolf we're just
01:06:22
whygod4007
called chaos well it's
01:06:26
havelgravelgut
instant panic
01:06:30
troyjohnsen
wolf like with a v we're the
01:06:32
ashtonias
You gotta be it
01:06:33
whygod4007
spelled different so it it's it's a different uh scales
01:06:34
ashtonias
You gotta be in there
01:06:37
ebondawn
With a Q and an H because those are cool letters.
01:06:40
troyjohnsen
good guys i'm a paladin so scales yeah fucking
01:06:45
funkeebuddha
Me too
01:06:46
havelgravelgut
you untie and ungag her i got these goddamn cultists they took me and i think they're
01:06:53
havelgravelgut
gonna sacrifice me to some fucking demon wow the
01:06:57
troyjohnsen
cultists i hate
01:06:58
troyjohnsen
them all right
01:07:00
ebondawn
There we go.
01:07:03
havelgravelgut
irony the irony is somehow colder than the air
01:07:03
funkeebuddha
Maybe we
01:07:06
havelgravelgut
around you they're upstairs
01:07:12
funkeebuddha
should let her go
01:07:14
ebondawn
Of course we're going to fucking get
01:07:14
troyjohnsen
where are these where are these cool we'll go smite them now you
01:07:15
ebondawn
Did she get
01:07:19
havelgravelgut
i think or wait yeah yeah i'm not sure they're lurking around
01:07:25
havelgravelgut
her somewhere sure she
01:07:28
bad token
closer look at her
01:07:29
bad token
or if she has any runes or anything on her skin.
01:07:30
ebondawn
a tiefling?
01:07:35
bad token
Use my
01:07:37
ebondawn
Is she a tiefling?
01:07:39
havelgravelgut
is okay wow
01:07:42
whygod4007
describe for me
01:07:43
whygod4007
how you inspect all of her skin the effect
01:07:46
funkeebuddha
I am
01:07:47
bad token
fire weapon and burn off all her clothes.
01:07:49
bad token
I'm just kidding.
01:07:51
havelgravelgut
yeah she's
01:07:56
funkeebuddha
just kidding
01:07:58
bad token
Just kidding.
01:07:59
bad token
I don't
01:08:01
funkeebuddha
Is she
01:08:04
troyjohnsen
can just give
01:08:04
troyjohnsen
give her an ocular pat down yeah yeah
01:08:07
ebondawn
Popular panda
01:08:08
ebondawn
Wow, that's
01:08:09
havelgravelgut
bad she stands up and like holds on tight to uh to
01:08:09
bad token
think I saw anything with the five.
01:08:10
ashtonias
I see
01:08:14
havelgravelgut
to Rico. My hero.
01:08:20
funkeebuddha
a kid
01:08:20
troyjohnsen
uh so you want to stay here or do you want to follow us
01:08:20
funkeebuddha
Or a woman
01:08:21
havelgravelgut
A woman.
01:08:25
havelgravelgut
How come
01:08:25
troyjohnsen
all right that's a good idea i'm the safest one to stand by by the
01:08:26
havelgravelgut
I'm not, I'm gonna be next
01:08:28
havelgravelgut
to you. Yeah, I get
01:08:33
ashtonias
this as this chick right
01:08:33
havelgravelgut
it. Alright,
01:08:34
ashtonias
can I like make a perception check to see if she's
01:08:36
ashtonias
like some kind of transformed
01:08:38
ashtonias
entity of some kind
01:08:41
havelgravelgut
Roadie, a giant ice block falls
01:08:43
havelgravelgut
through this hole in the ceiling above you. Roll me
01:08:45
havelgravelgut
a deck safe. Yeah.
01:08:46
bad token
When I
01:08:57
havelgravelgut
Roadie, you dodge out of the way. That was 100%
01:09:01
havelgravelgut
push
01:09:02
havelgravelgut
to somebody. Then
01:09:03
havelgravelgut
a busts out
01:09:05
havelgravelgut
of the two doors
01:09:07
havelgravelgut
and pushes forward.
01:09:11
whygod4007
like when you make them visible it makes them appear
01:09:13
whygod4007
appear like they came in from the sides or something?
01:09:13
ashtonias
oh that's
01:09:15
whygod4007
Is that what I'm seeing?
01:09:16
havelgravelgut
oh they did just i opened doors and they were standing right there
01:09:17
whygod4007
Oh, okay, okay.
01:09:21
troyjohnsen
way everybody i apologize for
01:09:23
troyjohnsen
not using any bardic inspirations on you i'm out because i used them all during the performance
01:09:31
ashtonias
such a
01:09:32
ashtonias
fucking dumb name
01:09:33
whygod4007
Oh, it's nice to meet you, fellas.
01:09:33
ebondawn
I'm just thinking about that
01:09:36
whygod4007
You come to this tower often?
01:09:38
whygod4007
She had
01:09:39
ebondawn
I'm just thinking about that a thousand ways to die
01:09:41
ebondawn
In the last fucking ice block
01:09:45
ashtonias
Freddy looks
01:09:46
havelgravelgut
ready roll that initiative i'm gonna start giving you seven seconds and i'm rolling god damn it
01:09:55
funkeebuddha
okay um
01:09:55
havelgravelgut
all right child children of splintered ice up here they're just cults everywhere but first
01:10:01
havelgravelgut
Speleth tries to stab
01:10:03
havelgravelgut
Rico right in the back.
01:10:06
havelgravelgut
Try an actual rise.
01:10:08
troyjohnsen
armor you got no chance
01:10:12
troyjohnsen
fuck thank you
01:10:12
havelgravelgut
She fucking
01:10:13
troyjohnsen
holy
01:10:14
whygod4007
chance.
01:10:16
havelgravelgut
twists a
01:10:17
havelgravelgut
blade into your back, Rico,
01:10:19
havelgravelgut
and, like, it
01:10:20
havelgravelgut
almost pushes the breath
01:10:23
havelgravelgut
out of your lungs.
01:10:24
havelgravelgut
This child of
01:10:26
havelgravelgut
splintered ice ambush
01:10:28
havelgravelgut
rushes forward with a frozen blade.
01:10:32
ashtonias
so relieved
01:10:34
ashtonias
that it's a cultist
01:10:34
whygod4007
The outstretched hand in greeting immediately gets slashed.
01:10:36
ashtonias
and not William Moon
01:10:39
havelgravelgut
Yes, indeed.
01:10:40
havelgravelgut
What'd you say, uh, what'd you say, Dreadie Mercurie?
01:10:42
ashtonias
Dretty looks so fucking relieved
01:10:45
ashtonias
that it's an evil cultist and not
01:10:47
ashtonias
William Moon
01:10:48
ashtonias
you did
01:10:49
havelgravelgut
Beautiful. All right, uh, Dreadie Mercurie,
01:10:51
havelgravelgut
you're up. Rico looks bad.
01:10:54
bad token
started initiative, I gave Dreadie Mercurie heroic inspiration.
01:10:59
havelgravelgut
Cool.
01:10:59
ashtonias
did you're also dying let's see here
01:10:59
bad token
So you have that.
01:11:04
havelgravelgut
That was...
01:11:04
bad token
Me?
01:11:04
bad token
me i don't
01:11:08
ebondawn
Yeah, that's the scene I was
01:11:08
ashtonias
i'm going to use a magic action to
01:11:09
ebondawn
Talking about, by the way, if you've never seen it
01:11:09
troyjohnsen
oh rika
01:11:17
ashtonias
use the renegade on rico
01:11:26
troyjohnsen
doesn't want to talk about it anywhere i got a great sword man
01:11:27
havelgravelgut
Cuss you!
01:11:29
ashtonias
you're about to die or i
01:11:35
troyjohnsen
no he'll teleport if you yeah he'll use it he'll use
01:11:40
ashtonias
could use it on scale to bring scales into the room okay yeah
01:11:41
whygod4007
The old tied-up cultist in the corner trick gets them every time.
01:11:44
troyjohnsen
it i'll use it don't worry i'll use it
01:11:49
troyjohnsen
as rico
01:11:50
whygod4007
I guess we should have asked, like, how hard it was to undo her restraints.
01:11:50
ashtonias
well let
01:11:58
troyjohnsen
teleports away uh he yells out tactical retreat
01:12:05
whygod4007
was the teleport missy step okay oh
01:12:09
ebondawn
Pretty good
01:12:09
havelgravelgut
Very cool.
01:12:11
ashtonias
me use it for some reason there we go well you
01:12:18
havelgravelgut
Now, bonus action, ready?
01:12:24
ashtonias
actually dragged ng with him um
01:12:26
ashtonias
But bonus action, I'm going to give Kaldur Gravelgut a new bardic inspiration
01:12:35
ashtonias
as soon as I find it in my list here.
01:12:36
ebondawn
Damn, Rico,
01:12:42
ashtonias
That spirits thing is so long, it fucking knocks everything down the list.
01:12:44
havelgravelgut
All right.
01:12:46
whygod4007
can you can you roll can you add rock to the initiative pretty
01:12:56
troyjohnsen
no i'm
01:13:05
havelgravelgut
Brock is on the initiative.
01:13:07
havelgravelgut
Roll for him.
01:13:08
havelgravelgut
All right, here we go.
01:13:09
havelgravelgut
Angie, you're up.
01:13:15
funkeebuddha
no that
01:13:26
whygod4007
sure you could have positioned that to not get me okay nice he
01:13:28
havelgravelgut
Of your choice.
01:13:30
funkeebuddha
was my choice that doesn't get you do you want to say okay good
01:13:31
havelgravelgut
Read the spell.
01:13:33
havelgravelgut
Fucking awesome, though.
01:13:35
ashtonias
Really hasn't
01:13:36
havelgravelgut
One of them incapacitates.
01:13:40
funkeebuddha
um
01:13:41
funkeebuddha
don't really have a bonus action yet uh oh you know what i keep forgetting
01:13:50
funkeebuddha
i'm gonna
01:13:57
ebondawn
you got fucked up
01:13:57
funkeebuddha
yeah but
01:14:01
troyjohnsen
good i told
01:14:03
havelgravelgut
Rico is not good.
01:14:07
ebondawn
Dude, I can see your fucking screen from here.
01:14:07
whygod4007
was in fact not good we're gonna
01:14:07
ashtonias
seen a beautiful man be pegged that hard in a very long time.
01:14:11
ashtonias
I hope
01:14:14
havelgravelgut
N.H. Source?
01:14:15
havelgravelgut
N.G., beautiful.
01:14:17
funkeebuddha
had i cast that before he would have failed because the save dc would have went up
01:14:20
funkeebuddha
by one. Yeah.
01:14:21
havelgravelgut
Okay, I mean, you can, you can, we can say that.
01:14:24
havelgravelgut
You're supposed to do it before.
01:14:25
havelgravelgut
Do it next time.
01:14:26
funkeebuddha
I probably forgot.
01:14:26
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
01:14:28
havelgravelgut
So this guy is also incapacitating.
01:14:33
funkeebuddha
And then I'm like,
01:14:34
funkeebuddha
I'm going to back out.
01:14:37
havelgravelgut
God, he roofied us.
01:14:40
havelgravelgut
Oh, God, I'm pretty sure they're going to rape us.
01:14:43
havelgravelgut
Call her.
01:14:44
ashtonias
Ozzy created NG just for pure chaos sake.
01:14:47
ebondawn
You're fucking right.
01:14:52
ebondawn
All right.
01:14:53
ebondawn
Kaldur Gravelgut's heard.
01:15:00
havelgravelgut
Just what you want to hear when you're about to fall asleep
01:15:03
havelgravelgut
Now are
01:15:06
ebondawn
All right.
01:15:07
ebondawn
This child of splintered ice is going to...
01:15:12
havelgravelgut
you doing
01:15:13
havelgravelgut
Felith since these two are
01:15:14
havelgravelgut
Falling asleep
01:15:17
ebondawn
Well, if they fall asleep, if I hit them, they would stop falling asleep, right?
01:15:21
havelgravelgut
Correct Felith is not
01:15:23
havelgravelgut
Affected by this so she is an open target
01:15:24
ashtonias
The one that just stabbed Rico.
01:15:25
havelgravelgut
She has an AC of 12
01:15:25
ebondawn
Yeah, yeah.
01:15:26
ebondawn
That's what I'm talking about.
01:15:27
ebondawn
Yeah, pellets.
01:15:29
havelgravelgut
Because she is wearing fucking
01:15:30
havelgravelgut
None of her like spy shit
01:15:33
havelgravelgut
She is in a cloak
01:15:34
havelgravelgut
So she takes damage
01:15:38
funkeebuddha
She's a spy?
01:15:40
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah she was like you know
01:15:42
havelgravelgut
Faking it and shit and she was
01:15:43
havelgravelgut
Clearly a
01:15:44
ashtonias
Espionage.
01:15:46
havelgravelgut
Alright call
01:15:48
ebondawn
Poor damn people.
01:15:48
havelgravelgut
anything for you
01:15:50
havelgravelgut
you could
01:15:50
ebondawn
Um, then I want to try to, well, we, we busted out this window so she could go out this window
01:15:57
ebondawn
if she wanted to try to try to break off their escape routes here.
01:15:59
havelgravelgut
indeed
01:15:59
havelgravelgut
if you want to move right there
01:16:02
ebondawn
Um, that she, but then she could go out the door.
01:16:03
havelgravelgut
that'd be good because then
01:16:04
havelgravelgut
you could go out the door but the door is blocked
01:16:06
ebondawn
So yeah, true.
01:16:09
havelgravelgut
right now by scales NG
01:16:11
havelgravelgut
Enrico
01:16:14
ebondawn
And then, and then plus I would still be able to, I could still get an opportunity attack
01:16:15
whygod4007
grab
01:16:15
whygod4007
yes the
01:16:17
ebondawn
on her if she tried to run.
01:16:19
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:16:19
havelgravelgut
yep yep yep all right
01:16:19
ebondawn
Okay.
01:16:20
ebondawn
Yeah, that works.
01:16:21
ebondawn
Uh, do I want to do a bonus action?
01:16:28
ebondawn
Yes, I'm going to cast.
01:16:30
ebondawn
because we don't know who else is around here
01:16:32
ebondawn
and I'm concerned about Rico
01:16:36
ebondawn
who's not in great shape right now
01:16:37
ebondawn
so I will cast
01:16:37
troyjohnsen
you i'm good dude
01:16:38
ebondawn
yeah yeah yeah you're great
01:16:42
ebondawn
no but last time I cast
01:16:44
ebondawn
Sanctuary on him he just fucking blew through it
01:16:46
ebondawn
damn it
01:16:48
ebondawn
he's an idiot
01:16:51
ebondawn
but then again Roadie looks like he's not
01:16:52
havelgravelgut
yeah it's true
01:16:58
ebondawn
in a great spot he's not exactly combat
01:17:00
ebondawn
fucking ready so yeah I'll cast Sanctuary on Roadie
01:17:01
havelgravelgut
yes
01:17:02
ebondawn
he's bitter
01:17:03
havelgravelgut
there we go
01:17:03
whygod4007
character that will never break sanctuary I think
01:17:05
havelgravelgut
we'll never break sanctuary yes
01:17:12
havelgravelgut
Roadie
01:17:13
havelgravelgut
sanctuary
01:17:13
havelgravelgut
sanctuary. Oh, I'm doom-a-thawin'.
01:17:16
havelgravelgut
And the moron and the salmon
01:17:19
havelgravelgut
feel dwarven ale
01:17:20
havelgravelgut
in the warmth of a hearth,
01:17:22
havelgravelgut
protecting you. Rico,
01:17:28
havelgravelgut
you're bleeding a lot.
01:17:29
ebondawn
but in a
01:17:30
ebondawn
good way
01:17:31
troyjohnsen
it's fine i can can i see her from here or probably have to
01:17:34
havelgravelgut
Rico, there's no way.
01:17:34
troyjohnsen
i can see you and i
01:17:36
havelgravelgut
You're gonna die. Okay.
01:17:40
funkeebuddha
Okay.
01:17:40
havelgravelgut
You can see her. Oh, yeah.
01:17:44
ebondawn
you're gonna die
01:17:45
troyjohnsen
know she's bad now oh she's happy oh okay
01:17:45
ebondawn
No
01:17:47
havelgravelgut
She stabbed you really hard in the ribs.
01:17:51
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah.
01:17:54
troyjohnsen
you fucking bitch
01:17:55
troyjohnsen
fuck you
01:18:01
whygod4007
he is
01:18:03
ashtonias
Oh, she's saved.
01:18:05
havelgravelgut
The spellcasting is as dull
01:18:07
havelgravelgut
as your stupid pants.
01:18:10
troyjohnsen
and i'll run away what yes
01:18:11
ashtonias
No!
01:18:14
ashtonias
His pants are glorious!
01:18:16
havelgravelgut
You get a...
01:18:16
ashtonias
They're so tight!
01:18:18
havelgravelgut
Oh, you can get those
01:18:19
havelgravelgut
to the Might of Egg creature.
01:18:24
havelgravelgut
All right. Anything further? No, sorry.
01:18:26
havelgravelgut
I was reading the spell. Anything further?
01:18:28
havelgravelgut
Okay. This child
01:18:30
havelgravelgut
of Splintered is going
01:18:32
havelgravelgut
to lash
01:18:34
havelgravelgut
out with...
01:18:37
ebondawn
Incapacity
01:18:37
ebondawn
Yeah
01:18:38
whygod4007
just making a
01:18:38
whygod4007
save at the end of his turn all right
01:18:39
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:18:41
havelgravelgut
I wish they would fucking prompt me, god damn it.
01:18:44
havelgravelgut
Is it wisdom save?
01:18:47
funkeebuddha
14 or higher, I believe.
01:18:48
havelgravelgut
Oh, boy.
01:18:50
havelgravelgut
So he snaps out of it, but that's it, right?
01:18:55
troyjohnsen
the end of his turn
01:18:57
havelgravelgut
It's the end of his turn, I imagine.
01:19:00
havelgravelgut
Yay.
01:19:01
havelgravelgut
Okay
01:19:02
havelgravelgut
At the end of his turn
01:19:06
havelgravelgut
At which point
01:19:08
havelgravelgut
Okay
01:19:09
havelgravelgut
Other guy does
01:19:12
havelgravelgut
Oh wait that's not another guy
01:19:14
havelgravelgut
Roadie it's your turn
01:19:17
whygod4007
I'm gonna just move he can roll to see
01:19:18
funkeebuddha
It is.
01:19:22
whygod4007
if he can attack me and
01:19:24
havelgravelgut
Yes
01:19:26
havelgravelgut
And
01:19:30
havelgravelgut
And he'll miss
01:19:34
havelgravelgut
Are you
01:19:38
whygod4007
I'm going to I'm gonna move I guess I'll move all the way
01:19:45
whygod4007
over and I'm gonna use my bonus action to grab Pellis wrap thinner
01:19:54
havelgravelgut
grappling her up
01:19:57
whygod4007
up all right
01:20:00
havelgravelgut
You're good boy
01:20:02
havelgravelgut
Alright she will try to
01:20:05
havelgravelgut
Contest with
01:20:07
havelgravelgut
With, ooh, a lot of deception and insight and shit,
01:20:11
havelgravelgut
but not athletics or acrobatics, boy.
01:20:14
havelgravelgut
It's going to be Dex Raw plus two.
01:20:15
havelgravelgut
Ooh, doggie, doggie dog.
01:20:18
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
01:20:19
funkeebuddha
Just have
01:20:21
havelgravelgut
She gets close, but she don't do it.
01:20:21
whygod4007
grappled up then I'm gonna use my action try to
01:20:29
whygod4007
slap some chains on there well
01:20:32
whygod4007
there's a there's a placement thing I don't think I actually want to place
01:20:35
whygod4007
anything there short oh
01:20:36
havelgravelgut
Chain yourself around.
01:20:38
havelgravelgut
Chain around.
01:20:39
havelgravelgut
What are you going to do?
01:20:41
havelgravelgut
Athletics check.
01:20:45
havelgravelgut
Motherfucker.
01:20:46
havelgravelgut
Are you kidding me?
01:20:47
havelgravelgut
You have Barney Corporation.
01:20:49
whygod4007
yes I will use it the pass chain her up and then
01:20:50
havelgravelgut
Yes.
01:20:51
havelgravelgut
God, that's so annoying.
01:20:54
havelgravelgut
All right.
01:20:55
havelgravelgut
Alright, so now she's restrained.
01:20:58
whygod4007
and I
01:20:59
havelgravelgut
You can let go of her.
01:20:59
whygod4007
I guess I'll, uh, yeah, I
01:21:00
ashtonias
She was pretending to be restrained, and now she's actually restrained.
01:21:01
havelgravelgut
Ah, no.
01:21:07
whygod4007
guess I will, uh, just kind of move out of that room.
01:21:10
whygod4007
Oh, yeah.
01:21:12
havelgravelgut
She can still try to attack you.
01:21:15
ebondawn
Wisdom saving throw
01:21:16
ebondawn
So the
01:21:20
havelgravelgut
Nope.
01:21:20
whygod4007
Ooh.
01:21:23
havelgravelgut
She gets like a
01:21:23
whygod4007
All right, uh, I think, I think, uh, Vronk goes next.
01:21:24
havelgravelgut
spectral angle splash
01:21:26
havelgravelgut
to the face.
01:21:31
whygod4007
He's just gonna give the help action.
01:21:33
havelgravelgut
She goes directly after you.
01:21:36
whygod4007
Oh, no, sorry, Scales.
01:21:37
whygod4007
Sorry, my bad.
01:21:38
havelgravelgut
Scully, you're up.
01:21:40
havelgravelgut
I was
01:21:40
whygod4007
Oh, they're the same.
01:21:45
bad token
have a party vision on so i'm ah okay good good good good all right she's
01:21:52
havelgravelgut
about to say, you're up.
01:21:52
ebondawn
guy in front of you is
01:21:53
ebondawn
Falling asleep
01:21:54
havelgravelgut
Oh, me.
01:21:54
bad token
she's uh grappled she's her
01:21:54
ebondawn
She's restrained
01:21:57
havelgravelgut
She is
01:21:57
whygod4007
Restrained.
01:21:58
havelgravelgut
wrapped in
01:21:59
ashtonias
Hey, comrades, I gotta bear back real quick.
01:21:59
havelgravelgut
her dad.
01:22:01
ashtonias
If my turn comes around again before I get back, attack Faleth.
01:22:06
havelgravelgut
Okay. She's restrained.
01:22:08
havelgravelgut
pain scales.
01:22:10
havelgravelgut
This guy you don't want to attack,
01:22:12
havelgravelgut
actually, because he might fall asleep, and you want to
01:22:14
havelgravelgut
save him for last, if so.
01:22:15
havelgravelgut
This guy is good to go.
01:22:18
whygod4007
Pilith is also the strongest attacker.
01:22:20
havelgravelgut
She is.
01:22:23
ebondawn
Look at these shitty snowflakes
01:22:26
ebondawn
Oh yeah
01:22:26
havelgravelgut
Well, yeah,
01:22:27
havelgravelgut
but still, you know, it's, you know.
01:22:30
bad token
stand i'm sure it's fine she's not gonna break out of that
01:22:32
havelgravelgut
Yeah, exactly.
01:22:35
bad token
and for
01:22:36
havelgravelgut
No!
01:22:40
havelgravelgut
Look at that, nice shaboosh
01:22:42
havelgravelgut
right into the Child of Splintered Ice
01:22:44
havelgravelgut
to the north.
01:22:46
havelgravelgut
East.
01:22:46
bad token
the first time in band
01:22:51
havelgravelgut
Fight.
01:22:51
havelgravelgut
Fight
01:22:52
ebondawn
Now
01:22:53
havelgravelgut
Fuck yes
01:22:54
havelgravelgut
An extra explosion from a
01:22:56
havelgravelgut
Badass sex
01:22:58
havelgravelgut
Run
01:22:59
havelgravelgut
Yes into
01:23:00
whygod4007
The fact that when that sound kicked off, I just had this perfect visual image of you
01:23:03
funkeebuddha
to
01:23:04
funkeebuddha
say,
01:23:05
whygod4007
stabbing someone releasing the weapon to blow into your sex what do
01:23:10
havelgravelgut
his face
01:23:10
havelgravelgut
And he's like
01:23:11
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:23:12
ebondawn
In my mind he's got his saxophone
01:23:15
ebondawn
Strapped around him and he's holding it up
01:23:17
ebondawn
To his mouth with one arm
01:23:18
ebondawn
And one handing the spear and every time he gets a
01:23:21
ebondawn
stab. He does, like, a
01:23:22
ebondawn
BOO!
01:23:24
havelgravelgut
Alright Brock
01:23:27
bad token
situation alien damage complete
01:23:29
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:23:30
whygod4007
you what do
01:23:30
havelgravelgut
What does Brock do
01:23:30
whygod4007
you what he walks he makes sax noises for walking rocks gonna give
01:23:32
funkeebuddha
I still haven't
01:23:35
havelgravelgut
Beautiful
01:23:38
whygod4007
the help
01:23:40
whygod4007
action to this guy you go you
01:23:47
havelgravelgut
Alright
01:23:49
whygod4007
go flies away I believe
01:23:52
havelgravelgut
Okay Felith is going to
01:23:56
havelgravelgut
Try
01:23:57
havelgravelgut
Oof
01:23:59
havelgravelgut
Gotta have a DC8
01:24:00
havelgravelgut
18 to get out of these chains or a dc 20 athletics god damn
01:24:09
whygod4007
they have ten health and
01:24:11
whygod4007
AC of 19 for for attacking purposes yeah he's
01:24:15
havelgravelgut
uh-huh and they're gonna be a mean employee from the one a lot of her damage is poured
01:24:20
havelgravelgut
so she ain't cutting through it she's just gonna try to stab freddie
01:24:28
troyjohnsen
No, I'm
01:24:28
havelgravelgut
freddie disadvantage she rolls a natural one she pokes herself in the eye she'll take
01:24:38
havelgravelgut
one
01:24:38
havelgravelgut
Child of splintered ice
01:24:46
havelgravelgut
Rolls a wisdom save
01:24:47
havelgravelgut
He fucking passes
01:24:52
havelgravelgut
Jesus
01:24:52
havelgravelgut
Either way
01:24:54
havelgravelgut
An entire turn taken
01:24:56
havelgravelgut
That spell is so good
01:24:58
havelgravelgut
Even when it goes wrong
01:24:59
ebondawn
Yeah, yeah, that was fucking great.
01:25:01
ebondawn
It was awesome. He's gone,
01:25:02
havelgravelgut
It goes right
01:25:02
havelgravelgut
That took a full turn away from him
01:25:04
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie you are up
01:25:06
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah Dreadie Mercurie is going to attack Bella
01:25:09
ebondawn
I think.
01:25:09
ebondawn
So, it's
01:25:11
whygod4007
gonna yeah he probably has that new
01:25:11
havelgravelgut
And he sure does
01:25:14
whygod4007
dagger he
01:25:16
havelgravelgut
He's going to use his mind dagger
01:25:18
havelgravelgut
or this is going to be just this plus
01:25:19
havelgravelgut
a D6 of
01:25:24
havelgravelgut
psychic
01:25:24
havelgravelgut
or poison psychic
01:25:27
havelgravelgut
psychic. All right, eight damage.
01:25:27
ebondawn
like I
01:25:28
ebondawn
said, I'm bleeding.
01:25:34
havelgravelgut
Yeah, baby.
01:25:38
havelgravelgut
Zimmy spell.
01:25:41
havelgravelgut
He's going to look over like
01:25:42
havelgravelgut
the fuck. He doesn't have healing word.
01:25:44
havelgravelgut
He just has heal wound.
01:25:46
havelgravelgut
So Rico keeps bleeding.
01:25:51
troyjohnsen
leaving.
01:25:54
havelgravelgut
Oh.
01:25:55
bad token
his own blood
01:25:58
ebondawn
It turns out
01:25:59
ebondawn
you're not full of divine moonlight, but just
01:26:01
ebondawn
blood.
01:26:02
ebondawn
I feel like Rico sees his own blood like
01:26:03
troyjohnsen
No, I think I'm fine, guys.
01:26:10
ebondawn
a Chinese censorship, you know, it's just, like, white.
01:26:14
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:26:14
havelgravelgut
Sorry.
01:26:14
havelgravelgut
Sorry
01:26:19
funkeebuddha
finished these guys yet.
01:26:20
funkeebuddha
it um look uh i could do
01:26:28
ebondawn
sleep again or you just blast this guy's
01:26:32
funkeebuddha
that yeah i'm
01:26:37
ebondawn
restrained so you'd have advantage on attacking
01:26:39
ebondawn
her what all right
01:26:39
whygod4007
has advantage on everybody oh no
01:26:46
funkeebuddha
just gonna the hell was it well that's
01:26:48
havelgravelgut
I didn't mean to click that
01:26:52
havelgravelgut
But on my soundbar
01:26:54
havelgravelgut
Fuck
01:26:56
funkeebuddha
an advantage
01:26:57
funkeebuddha
what the fuck man
01:26:58
troyjohnsen
We should
01:26:58
havelgravelgut
AC of third fucking team
01:27:00
havelgravelgut
Oh wait
01:27:06
troyjohnsen
probably remove
01:27:07
troyjohnsen
Arctic Inspirations from those of us that have
01:27:09
troyjohnsen
used them. I
01:27:10
havelgravelgut
Who did
01:27:11
havelgravelgut
I thought I had
01:27:11
whygod4007
mine's gone all right I think I think
01:27:14
havelgravelgut
I removed
01:27:16
whygod4007
we are accurate just attack with
01:27:18
havelgravelgut
Sephirita
01:27:18
troyjohnsen
don't think anybody
01:27:18
havelgravelgut
Fuck
01:27:19
troyjohnsen
inspired me since I last
01:27:21
troyjohnsen
used it. I'll
01:27:26
havelgravelgut
They were controlling
01:27:34
ebondawn
why'd you have to go on stab the stupid elf no
01:27:42
havelgravelgut
my mind
01:27:45
ebondawn
or we'll have to purge the
01:27:47
ebondawn
parasite then 10
01:27:50
havelgravelgut
Dwarven medicine
01:27:51
havelgravelgut
Alright beautiful
01:27:57
havelgravelgut
Anything further
01:28:00
ebondawn
damage uh let's see yeah i
01:28:09
ebondawn
don't think there's anything i can do yet i'll be in low
01:28:11
ebondawn
level. Low levels.
01:28:11
havelgravelgut
Riku
01:28:16
troyjohnsen
come around here. I'll target
01:28:18
havelgravelgut
gotta move up and around
01:28:20
havelgravelgut
unfortunately
01:28:25
troyjohnsen
her. Moonbolt!
01:28:29
troyjohnsen
True strike.
01:28:30
troyjohnsen
True strike with
01:28:32
troyjohnsen
my light crossbow.
01:28:39
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut he's bleeding so much
01:28:41
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:28:43
troyjohnsen
How do I actually make it
01:28:46
troyjohnsen
roll now? Do I just click it again?
01:28:47
troyjohnsen
is that right oh advantage
01:28:47
havelgravelgut
you need to redrag it
01:28:47
whygod4007
the crossbow once you put the item in there
01:28:49
ebondawn
Yeah, there
01:28:51
whygod4007
oh come on
01:28:51
havelgravelgut
you need to redrag it into the thing
01:28:53
havelgravelgut
you need to redrag it into the
01:28:56
havelgravelgut
play side I'm here to enchant it though Troy
01:28:58
havelgravelgut
somehow it got drug out
01:28:59
havelgravelgut
there we go
01:29:00
ebondawn
you go.
01:29:01
ebondawn
Yeah, now you just have to
01:29:01
havelgravelgut
now if you attack with it it will be good
01:29:02
ebondawn
add advantage.
01:29:04
troyjohnsen
because she's restrained right that's how
01:29:05
havelgravelgut
yes
01:29:07
havelgravelgut
armor right in the face you look like uh fucking that i'm just thinking
01:29:15
havelgravelgut
that uh
01:29:16
havelgravelgut
scene in the matrix but he's like believe it or not you piece of shit you're still gonna burn
01:29:20
havelgravelgut
but he's like fucked up you like come around the corner like slipping on your own blood
01:29:25
havelgravelgut
shoot her right in the face she's dead all right
01:29:33
troyjohnsen
moon and i's do it
01:29:35
havelgravelgut
this child of splinter ice breaks
01:29:37
havelgravelgut
turns upon you and tries
01:29:44
havelgravelgut
to slice out of your skin, but
01:29:46
havelgravelgut
your brass armor
01:29:47
havelgravelgut
is apparently with
01:29:50
havelgravelgut
Topaz embellishments, by the way,
01:29:52
havelgravelgut
on your back when you get
01:29:54
havelgravelgut
worked up. Hold
01:29:56
havelgravelgut
strong. Roadie,
01:30:04
whygod4007
in and start the grappling contested
01:30:10
havelgravelgut
Rico's lips are like blue.
01:30:12
havelgravelgut
He's losing so much blood.
01:30:14
havelgravelgut
Roadie, you're...
01:30:16
havelgravelgut
He looks like a Russian prince.
01:30:22
whygod4007
athletics on this guy right here now we're
01:30:26
havelgravelgut
Let me see. He's got plus two to his
01:30:29
havelgravelgut
next. Natural 20, baby.
01:30:31
havelgravelgut
no dude this is this
01:30:36
whygod4007
gonna
01:30:36
whygod4007
try to wrap this guy up too just wrapping
01:30:40
havelgravelgut
is a fantastic build joe you're just like all roadie's just really good
01:30:48
havelgravelgut
at judo you know this guy's like moving an arm out and you like jump up onto his arm and then
01:30:51
whygod4007
people up that was
01:30:52
troyjohnsen
you sounded
01:30:55
havelgravelgut
do that thing where you flip him over he's in the boston crab all of a sudden um do
01:30:59
ebondawn
I love this whole fucking, like, we're going to have a party
01:31:02
ebondawn
full of support characters. Okay, how do I make
01:31:04
ebondawn
my character more support than
01:31:06
ebondawn
the support character?
01:31:08
havelgravelgut
you make
01:31:09
havelgravelgut
are you chaining him up click that out for me yeah i think wait
01:31:13
whygod4007
the second roll was for the oh i can
01:31:15
whygod4007
click the chain icon as well no there's nothing i just roll myself it's not even
01:31:17
havelgravelgut
what was it again did it prompt
01:31:18
havelgravelgut
to me even for that and oh that's right you roll for yourself it's a dc 13
01:31:22
bad token
i wish
01:31:22
ebondawn
How many chains
01:31:23
whygod4007
contested i i
01:31:24
ebondawn
do you carry?
01:31:27
whygod4007
I started with four.
01:31:28
havelgravelgut
excellent all right
01:31:28
ebondawn
Nice.
01:31:29
ebondawn
Nice.
01:31:30
havelgravelgut
beautiful he's uh well yeah because you can pull him off of her but it's still on her so she he
01:31:35
havelgravelgut
will be chained up as well very nice that is clever scales this is just
01:31:43
havelgravelgut
just dinner but this
01:31:45
havelgravelgut
one is so close to dead yep it
01:31:53
bad token
i had a barbarian sick oh also so i have a i have sap
01:32:01
bad token
but i have not been uh has it
01:32:04
bad token
automatically been applying a disadvantage uh good
01:32:08
havelgravelgut
has not been if the creature is with his women as a disadvantage
01:32:10
havelgravelgut
Ooh, no, thank you
01:32:12
havelgravelgut
Okay, so, boom
01:32:13
havelgravelgut
Well, he has disadvantage because he's dead
01:32:19
bad token
good and then um as a bonus action
01:32:23
havelgravelgut
Uh-huh
01:32:25
bad token
who's near me nobody that's fine as a
01:32:31
ashtonias
I have a turn.
01:32:33
bad token
bonus action i'm going to spectral slash this guy
01:32:37
ebondawn
You stabbed her with your
01:32:40
ebondawn
psychic magnet. It was super effective.
01:32:42
whygod4007
That's a bonus action?
01:32:45
havelgravelgut
Yeah, because you're supposed to do it first
01:32:45
bad token
yeah he's
01:32:47
havelgravelgut
He leaves
01:32:53
ebondawn
It's also a spell.
01:32:54
havelgravelgut
Let's see the
01:32:54
ebondawn
It does burn up a spell slot to do.
01:32:57
bad token
a spell slot oh
01:32:57
havelgravelgut
Oh
01:32:58
ebondawn
Yeah, this isn't like a free thing he does
01:32:58
havelgravelgut
You roll a d20, he's restrained
01:33:00
ebondawn
all the time.
01:33:01
ebondawn
This is a spell.
01:33:02
ebondawn
A critical
01:33:04
havelgravelgut
See if you get a crit
01:33:05
havelgravelgut
Oh, the opposite, okay
01:33:10
ebondawn
snort.
01:33:10
havelgravelgut
Brock
01:33:10
havelgravelgut
Brock
01:33:20
havelgravelgut
Oh, no,
01:33:20
ebondawn
Rock. Rock.
01:33:27
ebondawn
Rock Obama. Let's go.
01:33:28
whygod4007
He runs in and runs out.
01:33:31
havelgravelgut
no
01:33:31
havelgravelgut
Oh, no
01:33:32
havelgravelgut
No. Barack Obama.
01:33:34
whygod4007
Oh, he doesn't even need to do that.
01:33:36
whygod4007
He just flies around for no reason.
01:33:39
ebondawn
Was that your Obama impression?
01:33:41
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
01:33:42
ebondawn
Okay, that one's terrible.
01:33:43
ashtonias
I have a change.
01:33:44
ebondawn
Your other presidents are great. Your Obama
01:33:46
ebondawn
was god awful
01:33:48
havelgravelgut
Well, I don't know.
01:33:50
havelgravelgut
He always would say now before he started
01:33:52
havelgravelgut
talking. All right, Childish Flutter Nights here.
01:33:57
havelgravelgut
I blame the microphone.
01:33:59
troyjohnsen
like the peanuts peanuts parents charlie brown's
01:33:59
ebondawn
I'm super disappointed because
01:34:02
ebondawn
all of your presidents have been like top notch
01:34:04
ebondawn
and that one I was like oh
01:34:05
ebondawn
yeah Clinton's
01:34:06
havelgravelgut
Look,
01:34:08
troyjohnsen
parents yeah that's
01:34:08
havelgravelgut
somebody's perfect.
01:34:10
ashtonias
Has he done a Bill Clinton yet?
01:34:10
havelgravelgut
I would not have sex
01:34:11
ashtonias
Put him on the spot.
01:34:12
ashtonias
Do a Bill Clinton.
01:34:16
havelgravelgut
with that woman.
01:34:18
troyjohnsen
pretty good
01:34:19
ebondawn
pretty easy to do
01:34:20
ebondawn
you just gotta kinda talk like this
01:34:22
havelgravelgut
You gotta make, hey,
01:34:23
ebondawn
depends on what your definition of
01:34:25
havelgravelgut
first one to get
01:34:26
ebondawn
is
01:34:27
ebondawn
I hope
01:34:28
havelgravelgut
a beat of neck sweat
01:34:30
havelgravelgut
it down to the cankles wins all right this calvin splitter dice wrapped up is going to
01:34:38
havelgravelgut
launch out of the tag it's getting that's right
01:34:42
ebondawn
Craig picks up that line
01:34:43
ebondawn
I first went to get a bead of next
01:34:46
ebondawn
Went down to their cankled wound
01:34:50
havelgravelgut
dritty you're up there is one restrained cultist
01:34:55
havelgravelgut
left oh my god what's that bloody lump that's your guitar player i applied
01:35:00
ashtonias
Oh.
01:35:02
troyjohnsen
he's fine out of the way Dreadie Mercurie no it's
01:35:02
ashtonias
I see.
01:35:13
ebondawn
There's blood everywhere
01:35:14
ebondawn
And a
01:35:16
ashtonias
You are actively bleeding.
01:35:20
troyjohnsen
it's just a flesh wound oh hey
01:35:27
havelgravelgut
it healing's weird
01:35:29
havelgravelgut
for you auto apply sometimes so i usually just click healing oh rico rico you feel
01:35:33
troyjohnsen
i didn't know you
01:35:35
troyjohnsen
I have two.
01:35:37
havelgravelgut
so much
01:35:37
havelgravelgut
fucking better yeah you
01:35:42
troyjohnsen
Bless the moon.
01:35:43
troyjohnsen
I am
01:35:45
ebondawn
lot more
01:35:45
ebondawn
Tolerative gay stuff for just a brief moment
01:35:50
havelgravelgut
taste dick for a brief second what was that what was that
01:35:55
havelgravelgut
yeah uh all
01:35:58
funkeebuddha
it's so salty
01:35:59
ebondawn
I've had this before
01:36:00
ebondawn
What is that?
01:36:07
havelgravelgut
right dread word anything further in joe
01:36:12
ashtonias
No, I don't have any
01:36:13
ashtonias
Bellartic inspirations left, so.
01:36:16
havelgravelgut
come on you have
01:36:26
havelgravelgut
advantage this guy he's
01:36:26
funkeebuddha
I have advantage on what?
01:36:31
havelgravelgut
restrained yeah now
01:36:35
funkeebuddha
Advantage on you.
01:36:35
ebondawn
Yeah, try not to roll a fucking
01:36:36
ebondawn
Seven this time, huh?
01:36:38
funkeebuddha
Top it.
01:36:40
havelgravelgut
we're gonna get another drummer yeah you're
01:36:44
ebondawn
Yeah, you keep talking about we need your
01:36:46
ebondawn
Fucking contact, right? We need to talk to your agent
01:36:50
havelgravelgut
fired you beautiful
01:36:54
funkeebuddha
How's that?
01:36:59
funkeebuddha
It's a little something.
01:37:01
havelgravelgut
ng
01:37:02
havelgravelgut
anything further land keeping it keeping uh keep it in the pocket i love it Kaldur Gravelgut here
01:37:04
funkeebuddha
No.
01:37:05
funkeebuddha
Too low level.
01:37:15
ebondawn
Don't have a lot of options
01:37:15
havelgravelgut
i go
01:37:16
havelgravelgut
kill him.
01:37:16
ebondawn
Here I go swinging my fucking axe again
01:37:23
havelgravelgut
Shaboopy.
01:37:25
ebondawn
Shaboopy
01:37:28
funkeebuddha
Apple check.
01:37:29
funkeebuddha
Should we
01:37:29
ebondawn
I'm not gonna lie Rudy
01:37:31
ebondawn
This is effective but it kind of feels
01:37:32
ebondawn
Makes me feel a little bad
01:37:36
whygod4007
Well, I mean, we could just, you know, not kill them.
01:37:40
whygod4007
And, you know.
01:37:40
ebondawn
No no you're doing good work
01:37:42
ebondawn
This is a me problem
01:37:43
ebondawn
I have to sort this one out myself
01:37:46
havelgravelgut
Xion X will rise!
01:37:47
whygod4007
Maybe he wants to turn his life around.
01:37:49
whygod4007
Oh, not my turn.
01:37:53
ebondawn
Yeah no
01:37:53
whygod4007
uh you
01:37:53
funkeebuddha
not kill it?
01:37:53
ebondawn
He's just spouting
01:37:53
funkeebuddha
Should I ask a question?
01:37:55
ebondawn
Fucking cryo bullshit
01:37:59
troyjohnsen
Fidel!
01:38:00
troyjohnsen
Suck moon,
01:38:04
havelgravelgut
And another
01:38:06
havelgravelgut
cultist runs in. Rico
01:38:08
havelgravelgut
slices his head off.
01:38:12
ebondawn
Yes
01:38:12
ebondawn
The moon cult in the can
01:38:16
troyjohnsen
bitch.
01:38:18
ebondawn
Suck moon bitch
01:38:23
funkeebuddha
he takes
01:38:28
troyjohnsen
Well, I think that went pretty well.
01:38:32
whygod4007
know uh if you were so inclined you could you know talk to people after they've been
01:38:37
whygod4007
restrained and are helpless oh yeah
01:38:40
troyjohnsen
I did.
01:38:40
ebondawn
We tried, didn't you just hear him?
01:38:42
ebondawn
He just started spouting bullshit about
01:38:44
ebondawn
the fucking, I don't know, some ice shit
01:38:47
ebondawn
I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't really paying
01:38:48
ebondawn
attention to him, but
01:38:50
ebondawn
Alright, let's go see if there's any more fucking
01:38:50
troyjohnsen
I told him to suck moon, and then I released his spirit.
01:38:54
troyjohnsen
I mean,
01:38:56
ebondawn
waiting for us up here
01:38:58
ebondawn
Maybe you should let me stand in the front there, Rico
01:39:00
ebondawn
You don't seem like you do well in the front
01:39:05
troyjohnsen
I thought I tanked pretty well on that one.
01:39:06
ebondawn
I mean, yeah, you certainly
01:39:08
havelgravelgut
What's that?
01:39:09
havelgravelgut
What's that?
01:39:09
ebondawn
take the fucking dagger, that's a fact
01:39:10
troyjohnsen
We're headed
01:39:11
ebondawn
So, through
01:39:13
funkeebuddha
it from the back boy does
01:39:15
ashtonias
It's okay to be good at doing things
01:39:17
ashtonias
from behind.
01:39:21
ebondawn
I understand that you're implying like gay sex
01:39:23
ebondawn
and I just want you to know I don't have any problem
01:39:25
ebondawn
with that sort of thing
01:39:28
ebondawn
is there a transition to the top floor
01:39:32
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie recognizes you as an ally.
01:39:35
ebondawn
or anything or
01:39:36
ebondawn
are we
01:39:37
funkeebuddha
anyone see that zombie do we all see it or just one person
01:39:41
whygod4007
they don't
01:39:44
havelgravelgut
Just bury.
01:39:44
funkeebuddha
there's nothing
01:39:47
ebondawn
on the second floor or
01:39:50
troyjohnsen
there.
01:39:50
havelgravelgut
No, you can't. I'm sorry.
01:39:54
whygod4007
know i'm here oh interesting
01:39:57
ebondawn
oh it's just
01:39:58
ebondawn
north on the map okay
01:40:00
ebondawn
oh god what a clusterfuck here
01:40:02
ebondawn
let me out
01:40:02
havelgravelgut
Get out of there. Stop moving.
01:40:04
havelgravelgut
Keep going.
01:40:07
ebondawn
let me out
01:40:07
ebondawn
let me out
01:40:13
whygod4007
if i use the wasd
01:40:14
whygod4007
it actually moves the characters together well tree
01:40:16
havelgravelgut
all right looking
01:40:17
troyjohnsen
Only if you have multiple selected.
01:40:20
ebondawn
any more fucking
01:40:20
funkeebuddha
up here pretty nice view man
01:40:22
ebondawn
any more fucking portists around here
01:40:25
ebondawn
hello
01:40:25
havelgravelgut
around no it doesn't seem to there seems to be a tower
01:40:29
funkeebuddha
yeah
01:40:33
havelgravelgut
attached outside you might have to go back downstairs but there is there is a uh a collapsed
01:40:39
troyjohnsen
Is there anything of
01:40:40
ebondawn
the collapse what
01:40:43
havelgravelgut
back downstairs we go like a collapsed roof you can see there's more up top but it's weird it's
01:40:47
troyjohnsen
interest in there?
01:40:51
havelgravelgut
like it's like a fucked up half
01:40:54
havelgravelgut
collapsed tower however
01:40:55
havelgravelgut
these stairs
01:40:56
ebondawn
Rico let me get in the front for fuck's sake
01:40:57
havelgravelgut
goes nowhere
01:41:05
ebondawn
like fucking
01:41:06
ebondawn
stop me in the front
01:41:09
ebondawn
I can't heal you no more
01:41:15
ebondawn
oh there's
01:41:18
whygod4007
achieved oh okay
01:41:23
ebondawn
more
01:41:23
ebondawn
fucking stairs
01:41:25
ebondawn
he's fucking human
01:41:26
ebondawn
why are you always going to build up into the fucking sky
01:41:29
ebondawn
morons
01:41:33
havelgravelgut
but there
01:41:34
havelgravelgut
is
01:41:34
havelgravelgut
letters communications on
01:41:38
havelgravelgut
this stairwell
01:41:41
havelgravelgut
here on this table here Kaldur Gravelgut
01:41:43
ebondawn
that's interesting
01:41:45
ebondawn
bitch
01:41:45
havelgravelgut
it's
01:41:45
havelgravelgut
a list of
01:41:47
havelgravelgut
just like human female
01:41:49
havelgravelgut
you know what I mean like it's probably a list
01:41:51
havelgravelgut
of sacrifices and
01:41:53
havelgravelgut
it is addressed to ice knife
01:41:55
havelgravelgut
these are approved by
01:41:57
havelgravelgut
Ice Knife
01:41:59
havelgravelgut
Nymeska
01:42:01
havelgravelgut
the fucking bartender at the Wet Trout
01:42:04
havelgravelgut
Ice Knife
01:42:13
havelgravelgut
which is clearly like a fucking
01:42:14
havelgravelgut
cold code name you know like
01:42:16
havelgravelgut
I don't know Will the Moon or something
01:42:19
havelgravelgut
Ice Knife
01:42:20
ebondawn
bridge like
01:42:21
ebondawn
you have a
01:42:21
havelgravelgut
yeah
01:42:22
havelgravelgut
Nymestra
01:42:25
havelgravelgut
Nymestra
01:42:25
whygod4007
and and and it's an actual
01:42:26
havelgravelgut
it is indeed
01:42:28
whygod4007
signature that we can is there
01:42:30
havelgravelgut
you can get
01:42:31
troyjohnsen
Hey, did we get any gear off of those guys we killed?
01:42:36
ebondawn
shirt
01:42:37
havelgravelgut
Knives that are cold to the touch
01:42:40
havelgravelgut
But they don't
01:42:41
havelgravelgut
Radiate magic unless you are
01:42:43
havelgravelgut
In a certain pack
01:42:45
havelgravelgut
But you do get some daggers
01:42:48
havelgravelgut
Actually they're short swords I believe
01:42:50
havelgravelgut
And then
01:42:53
havelgravelgut
Yeah that's
01:42:55
havelgravelgut
All there was there
01:43:01
ebondawn
coldest never have any fucking money
01:43:03
ebondawn
except for the
01:43:03
whygod4007
anything upstairs on these which staircase can i go
01:43:04
havelgravelgut
There's somebody on this tower
01:43:05
ebondawn
oh
01:43:06
havelgravelgut
There's somebody on this tower
01:43:07
havelgravelgut
Hang on a second let me
01:43:08
ebondawn
we got someone
01:43:11
whygod4007
up
01:43:13
havelgravelgut
Is it showing
01:43:17
havelgravelgut
Good no I
01:43:19
ebondawn
no it's showing a bridge
01:43:22
ebondawn
a rickety bridge that just
01:43:23
ebondawn
disappeared which is suspicious
01:43:26
havelgravelgut
was making sure
01:43:27
havelgravelgut
that it was, uh, it was, like, there.
01:43:31
ebondawn
no we're
01:43:32
havelgravelgut
Okay.
01:43:33
havelgravelgut
Alright, yes, this R-U-C
01:43:36
havelgravelgut
Uh, no,
01:43:39
havelgravelgut
don't come any closer!
01:43:42
whygod4007
oh we're here to rescue you are you are you in need of rescue oh relax
01:43:45
havelgravelgut
What?
01:43:49
ebondawn
gonna we're gonna come
01:43:50
ebondawn
closer
01:43:51
ebondawn
is he look like he's gonna do something to the bridge
01:43:56
ebondawn
if i dash across
01:43:56
havelgravelgut
It looks like he's
01:43:57
ebondawn
all right
01:43:58
havelgravelgut
gonna fucking jump for an initiative.
01:44:01
whygod4007
what was the bartender's
01:44:07
ebondawn
uh give time to roll a two
01:44:07
whygod4007
name doesn't
01:44:08
havelgravelgut
Nyme- uh,
01:44:09
havelgravelgut
Nyme-stra. N-Y-M-E-
01:44:12
havelgravelgut
N-Y-M-E-S-T-A.
01:44:16
ebondawn
oh no he's gonna
01:44:16
havelgravelgut
A dude called her, uh,
01:44:18
havelgravelgut
dwarves are not known for their
01:44:21
havelgravelgut
initiative role.
01:44:22
havelgravelgut
Do a flip.
01:44:24
ebondawn
jump quick somebody stop him he does look like a cultist right he's not okay
01:44:31
havelgravelgut
yep, oh yeah
01:44:32
havelgravelgut
you ready, get that initiative going team
01:44:32
ebondawn
no you
01:44:35
havelgravelgut
alright, you know what, I said 7 seconds
01:44:39
havelgravelgut
you ready, you're first
01:44:40
havelgravelgut
god damn it, yeah I know, fuck
01:44:42
ebondawn
punished him he's certainly learned his lesson there john can't
01:44:48
havelgravelgut
you ready
01:44:49
ashtonias
Let's see.
01:44:50
ashtonias
Where's this guy at?
01:44:52
ashtonias
Over here.
01:44:54
ebondawn
be punished the god's
01:44:56
ebondawn
protected in real life so he
01:45:08
ebondawn
looks like he's gonna jump off the fucking tower if he's
01:45:10
havelgravelgut
he's done, he's
01:45:11
havelgravelgut
thinking about it
01:45:14
havelgravelgut
he knows he's not going to win this fight
01:45:19
ebondawn
so smart why is
01:45:20
ebondawn
is he in this fucking cult?
01:45:22
whygod4007
even need to be a fight i don't
01:45:23
ebondawn
He did
01:45:25
havelgravelgut
that
01:45:26
havelgravelgut
I'll have to tell, you're going to lose
01:45:28
havelgravelgut
when 6 people are above us
01:45:30
havelgravelgut
and kill the prince
01:45:33
havelgravelgut
a cloud of daggers
01:45:34
havelgravelgut
Slashing and dicing into this man
01:45:36
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah he's fucked
01:45:40
havelgravelgut
He rolled a six
01:45:43
havelgravelgut
Anything further dreading
01:45:47
ashtonias
That's it.
01:45:47
ashtonias
You probably
01:45:48
havelgravelgut
Brock
01:45:53
ebondawn
better than me.
01:45:55
whygod4007
know what's the deal with help action i don't
01:45:58
whygod4007
i don't have to like touch him or anything so he can still probably do that right
01:46:03
havelgravelgut
You don't have to touch what
01:46:07
ebondawn
I feel like since you built your whole character around the help action,
01:46:10
ebondawn
you should probably research it.
01:46:11
whygod4007
right no i'm just wondering about like the deck you know i don't want to take dagger damage
01:46:16
havelgravelgut
Oh no no no it's not affecting the square
01:46:18
havelgravelgut
That you have to be adjacent to
01:46:19
havelgravelgut
No no you can touch from adjacent square
01:46:21
havelgravelgut
Without having to go into that square
01:46:22
havelgravelgut
I would agree
01:46:23
whygod4007
yes might be different if i try to grapple him yeah like
01:46:29
ebondawn
Those are the things you can do with him.
01:46:34
havelgravelgut
Rico
01:46:37
havelgravelgut
Rico you can probably make that jump
01:46:37
troyjohnsen
uh is this an open gap that i can i have do
01:46:40
havelgravelgut
Yeah dog
01:46:42
havelgravelgut
Yeah dog
01:46:42
whygod4007
three story it's only four stories
01:46:44
ebondawn
We're only on the fourth fucking story.
01:46:46
havelgravelgut
athletics check dude come on will you dude you you basically see william moon's fucking silhouette
01:46:54
ebondawn
You're such a fucking
01:46:55
ebondawn
asshole.
01:46:56
havelgravelgut
and then he fucking knocks his head on this and disappears into the fucking below
01:47:03
havelgravelgut
i mean
01:47:06
ebondawn
Why did you let him go,
01:47:07
ebondawn
Troy? Why?
01:47:11
whygod4007
oh my god that's so little damage you you
01:47:13
havelgravelgut
it's no you let you let oh yeah we're all deck save
01:47:14
troyjohnsen
i land on my feet at least i i
01:47:22
ebondawn
Isn't it beauty six per floor?
01:47:26
havelgravelgut
Rico, you do a superhero landing
01:47:28
havelgravelgut
And that's why you take eight damage
01:47:29
havelgravelgut
You like dislocate your kneecap
01:47:34
troyjohnsen
look up to see if
01:47:35
troyjohnsen
if they can tell that that's not what i have to do all right can i
01:47:39
ebondawn
Everyone knows
01:47:40
ebondawn
that's not what you meant to do, man.
01:47:43
troyjohnsen
can i see this guy through the
01:47:45
troyjohnsen
window can i
01:47:45
havelgravelgut
Rico, if you
01:47:47
havelgravelgut
Let's see
01:47:47
havelgravelgut
I won't count that as movement against you
01:47:48
funkeebuddha
I don't
01:47:50
havelgravelgut
So that's 50 feet
01:47:51
havelgravelgut
I'm going to move you, if you don't mind
01:47:53
havelgravelgut
Right there, you can see him leaning over the edge
01:47:56
havelgravelgut
damage and yeah yep
01:47:57
troyjohnsen
take a shot at him no we're
01:48:00
ebondawn
Just hold up your sword
01:48:02
ebondawn
so that when he jumps out, it's just a little
01:48:06
havelgravelgut
help action amen
01:48:07
troyjohnsen
gonna we're gonna do a moon bolt oh from
01:48:08
whygod4007
have advantage yeah i
01:48:15
ebondawn
as long as he's within 80 feet
01:48:16
ebondawn
what do you think he is
01:48:18
ebondawn
everybody knows
01:48:18
havelgravelgut
seven damage
01:48:30
havelgravelgut
badly injuring the cultist rico holy
01:48:32
havelgravelgut
shit that hurt obviously you can't let the job up really putting a help action back on
01:48:39
ebondawn
oh my
01:48:40
havelgravelgut
there
01:48:40
havelgravelgut
you could do a help action from afar right you got a special thing mastermind right oh nice
01:48:43
bad token
I don't
01:48:43
whygod4007
got i got 30 feet
01:48:45
whygod4007
uh no just the harper agent thing i mean
01:48:51
havelgravelgut
Skulls
01:48:54
bad token
know why we're tagging this kid.
01:48:55
bad token
He's going to jump off a bridge.
01:48:57
bad token
All right. Where's the party?
01:48:59
havelgravelgut
Don't you want your XP?
01:49:01
havelgravelgut
You don't get XP if you commit suicide
01:49:03
bad token
That's right.
01:49:05
whygod4007
surely surely you could make that jump right
01:49:08
bad token
To hear scales.
01:49:08
havelgravelgut
Come on, scales
01:49:10
whygod4007
a booty
01:49:11
ebondawn
god how many people are going to fall off
01:49:12
havelgravelgut
Scales
01:49:13
ebondawn
this fucking tower
01:49:13
bad token
All right.
01:49:13
havelgravelgut
See that platinum dragon
01:49:15
havelgravelgut
That you did impress with
01:49:16
ebondawn
the guy who has a backup character all ready to go
01:49:17
havelgravelgut
Yes he does
01:49:19
ebondawn
of course he's going to make the jump
01:49:23
bad token
Yeah.
01:49:25
havelgravelgut
He bats Brock out of the way
01:49:27
havelgravelgut
With like his nutsack
01:49:28
havelgravelgut
With those jean shorts
01:49:30
havelgravelgut
And Brock's like
01:49:31
havelgravelgut
No, I
01:49:34
ebondawn
a scaly scrote
01:49:37
whygod4007
bounce off him what a
01:49:41
bad token
Do not touch the daggers.
01:49:44
havelgravelgut
will let you
01:49:44
havelgravelgut
You can attack with a weapon though
01:49:45
havelgravelgut
You know, your spear's fine
01:49:46
havelgravelgut
what fuck
01:49:48
bad token
I.
01:49:52
bad token
So this guy's cornered.
01:49:54
ebondawn
you have to help act
01:49:55
bad token
I want to use my...
01:49:58
ebondawn
to your advantage
01:50:00
bad token
I want to talk to him.
01:50:02
bad token
We will
01:50:11
bad token
know the virtue if you promise to assist us in our search for the eldritch
01:50:19
bad token
horror.
01:50:20
bad token
Oh, you
01:50:22
havelgravelgut
you I
01:50:23
havelgravelgut
sir cry an axe and I will
01:50:25
havelgravelgut
if I die I
01:50:27
havelgravelgut
am to the frost fell where
01:50:29
havelgravelgut
my essence will be preserved
01:50:33
bad token
will not fall into the frost and you will not die quickly.
01:50:36
bad token
We will flay you from foot to head.
01:50:40
bad token
We will look out your eyes.
01:50:42
bad token
we will remove your tendons and play them with our lead guitarists guitar I'm
01:50:43
havelgravelgut
Jesus Christ
01:50:48
bad token
assuming it will not be fast it will not be quick it will not be pretty and you
01:50:56
bad token
will be alive for all of it I just
01:50:59
ebondawn
he just
01:50:59
funkeebuddha
know about you guys, but I don't feel like I'm doing any of that.
01:51:01
ebondawn
way too evil in like a split second
01:51:08
bad token
really want to roll intimidation checks
01:51:09
ashtonias
won't be able to appreciate it,
01:51:10
bad token
well shit
01:51:11
ashtonias
but the music will be glorious.
01:51:11
ebondawn
I do think
01:51:12
havelgravelgut
roll that into an
01:51:19
ebondawn
And at the very end of it, just a little
01:51:25
havelgravelgut
ales in you I mean
01:51:28
funkeebuddha
Are you trying to kill this guy, or do you want to talk to him?
01:51:31
funkeebuddha
I think it's still not scary enough to talk to him, as far as the business stands.
01:51:32
havelgravelgut
he still doesn't seem like he's gonna talk but he's
01:51:33
havelgravelgut
fucking pissing his pants
01:51:35
funkeebuddha
Do we need info from this guy?
01:51:36
ebondawn
He's not talking, but he's scared
01:51:40
bad token
is she's
01:51:41
funkeebuddha
Or are we just killing him?
01:51:42
havelgravelgut
I mean if you don't kill him it sounds like
01:51:45
havelgravelgut
he's gonna get played alive so you better kill him
01:51:47
havelgravelgut
to do the good thing
01:51:49
ebondawn
Don't let your dreams be memes, man
01:51:50
ebondawn
Do what you want
01:51:52
funkeebuddha
I just didn't know
01:51:53
bad token
the blood part of your back oh man
01:51:56
funkeebuddha
if we needed to keep him alive or not.
01:51:58
havelgravelgut
Don't be a pussy
01:51:59
havelgravelgut
You blow his
01:51:59
ebondawn
I wanted to be dead now
01:52:00
ebondawn
After what fucking scale said
01:52:01
ebondawn
Jesus, poor fucker
01:52:07
havelgravelgut
head off
01:52:11
ebondawn
I don't get to flame a lot
01:52:13
troyjohnsen
below rico
01:52:14
troyjohnsen
just says what that
01:52:20
ebondawn
Redeemer
01:52:23
havelgravelgut
All gross coin
01:52:26
troyjohnsen
was badass ng oh
01:52:29
funkeebuddha
Thanks, man.
01:52:30
funkeebuddha
I don't think we need to kill this guy, though.
01:52:30
havelgravelgut
Rico's screaming
01:52:31
havelgravelgut
Rico is favoring your legs
01:52:32
ebondawn
You're clearly walking with a limp down there.
01:52:34
ebondawn
You all right, lad?
01:52:37
havelgravelgut
So bad
01:52:38
troyjohnsen
man it's
01:52:43
ebondawn
All right, well, we're going to go down the stairs.
01:52:50
havelgravelgut
As they're walking around
01:52:52
ebondawn
All right.
01:52:52
havelgravelgut
Walking to get down
01:52:55
havelgravelgut
We're going to say y'all are walking
01:52:57
havelgravelgut
Downstairs right now y'all don't have to
01:52:59
havelgravelgut
Try to hunt the staircase or anything
01:53:00
havelgravelgut
There is a brief interaction though Rico
01:53:03
havelgravelgut
check out my new suit
01:53:08
troyjohnsen
awesome you gotta
01:53:11
ebondawn
Oh, that shadow is very pretty.
01:53:11
funkeebuddha
Look at this shadow.
01:53:12
whygod4007
what a stand-up guy nothing nothing
01:53:15
funkeebuddha
Look at this wonderful shadow.
01:53:17
ebondawn
That shadow is so blatant in that one.
01:53:20
havelgravelgut
well
01:53:20
troyjohnsen
kick kick out
01:53:20
havelgravelgut
you
01:53:21
whygod4007
weird going on here
01:53:22
troyjohnsen
you am i
01:53:22
havelgravelgut
noticed it
01:53:23
havelgravelgut
you noticed it last week
01:53:24
whygod4007
i feel
01:53:25
havelgravelgut
so I figured it was alright
01:53:26
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
01:53:26
havelgravelgut
the other like low res token
01:53:30
havelgravelgut
was much more subtle
01:53:33
ebondawn
Yeah, I know, but that was just like, mm-hmm.
01:53:36
havelgravelgut
hey I just want to let you
01:53:37
troyjohnsen
doing good mr moon knew it
01:53:38
havelgravelgut
you are my
01:53:40
whygod4007
like i've seen an evil hat like that before all right
01:53:40
havelgravelgut
you are the
01:53:41
havelgravelgut
I didn't want to tell you
01:53:48
havelgravelgut
Rico
01:53:48
havelgravelgut
but I think you might be the moon sign
01:53:55
troyjohnsen
you know you know what you know my name means the chosen one
01:53:56
ebondawn
Fucking do it.
01:53:58
havelgravelgut
you were chosen
01:54:00
havelgravelgut
Of course it does
01:54:04
havelgravelgut
Of course it does
01:54:05
havelgravelgut
I'm the one that inspired your naming
01:54:08
havelgravelgut
I've been there from
01:54:09
havelgravelgut
From the beginning Rico
01:54:11
havelgravelgut
And your divine
01:54:11
ebondawn
I think it just means do it.
01:54:12
havelgravelgut
And your divine bloodline
01:54:15
ebondawn
I highly
01:54:16
havelgravelgut
You know I mean
01:54:18
havelgravelgut
That speaks for itself
01:54:19
havelgravelgut
Keep it up Rico
01:54:20
troyjohnsen
oh what did
01:54:25
havelgravelgut
And uh
01:54:26
havelgravelgut
Whatever Freddy says about me
01:54:30
havelgravelgut
He's joking
01:54:30
havelgravelgut
You do have
01:54:37
troyjohnsen
freddy say about william moon i'm gonna guys guys
01:54:40
ashtonias
I'm like
01:54:43
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie's been trying to slowly like
01:54:47
ashtonias
counter indoctrinate you
01:54:48
ashtonias
we don't
01:54:50
ebondawn
recommend you go with reasoned
01:54:52
ebondawn
arguments and evidence that works
01:54:54
ebondawn
really well in courts
01:54:55
ebondawn
yeah but
01:54:58
funkeebuddha
Looks like
01:55:01
whygod4007
so i guess we should uh head
01:55:01
troyjohnsen
i got great news
01:55:02
troyjohnsen
i think
01:55:04
whygod4007
head back to our free boat also we
01:55:07
havelgravelgut
three votes
01:55:08
havelgravelgut
You are currently in basically
01:55:10
ashtonias
have a free boat
01:55:11
havelgravelgut
you're currently
01:55:12
havelgravelgut
essentially
01:55:15
havelgravelgut
all the way to
01:55:18
havelgravelgut
Karadenovol
01:55:18
havelgravelgut
that is true
01:55:21
ebondawn
we got a fucking
01:55:22
ebondawn
cult master back in the previous town
01:55:24
ebondawn
we gotta fucking
01:55:25
ebondawn
I mean I
01:55:25
whygod4007
got a we got a bonfire gig tomorrow uh how
01:55:29
havelgravelgut
you have a bonfire gig
01:55:30
havelgravelgut
tomorrow here you can see
01:55:32
havelgravelgut
there is a nice looking end
01:55:34
havelgravelgut
that sits abandoned
01:55:35
havelgravelgut
you can see an old sign that says
01:55:38
havelgravelgut
Denev's Rest
01:55:39
havelgravelgut
there is also
01:55:42
havelgravelgut
the uphill climb
01:55:43
havelgravelgut
it looks like it is rooting and tooting
01:55:46
havelgravelgut
like it's still going
01:55:47
havelgravelgut
and then there is kind of the creepy care
01:55:50
havelgravelgut
up at the top
01:55:52
havelgravelgut
let me
01:55:52
bad token
Good idea.
01:55:55
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie wants to go to the care
01:55:59
troyjohnsen
we should go party that's right bring what
01:56:02
ebondawn
think we
01:56:02
funkeebuddha
the uphill climb
01:56:03
funkeebuddha
is the party, man.
01:56:04
ebondawn
do we gotta bring these
01:56:05
whygod4007
how uh how far away
01:56:05
ebondawn
back to the fucking authorities
01:56:08
ebondawn
by the
01:56:09
whygod4007
is uh how far away is easthaven like how long did it take us to travel this
01:56:13
troyjohnsen
back yeah it's
01:56:17
whygod4007
far well but we were
01:56:18
havelgravelgut
see
01:56:18
havelgravelgut
if I don't have this map scale
01:56:19
funkeebuddha
This guy is killing.
01:56:20
havelgravelgut
I'm going to kill myself
01:56:21
havelgravelgut
oh yeah you're
01:56:23
whygod4007
also like you know we were also like on the you know we were scooting on the ice with the geysers
01:56:30
havelgravelgut
a student
01:56:30
havelgravelgut
you're a student
01:56:31
havelgravelgut
they have
01:56:31
ebondawn
way do these guys have any
01:56:32
ebondawn
identifying marks on their bodies
01:56:33
ashtonias
yes Dreadie Mercurie
01:56:34
ebondawn
about the cult
01:56:35
ebondawn
I guess
01:56:36
funkeebuddha
Foreheads.
01:56:40
havelgravelgut
tattoos of that
01:56:42
havelgravelgut
weird ice that weird snowflake
01:56:44
havelgravelgut
on their wrist mostly
01:56:45
havelgravelgut
you are
01:56:47
whygod4007
hmm and uh incriminating
01:56:48
ebondawn
we're taking a bag of hands
01:56:49
ebondawn
with us, so
01:56:54
funkeebuddha
The bonfire
01:56:56
whygod4007
note basically we're
01:56:57
ebondawn
Yeah
01:57:04
ebondawn
Yeah, so Culler will chop off all the fucking
01:57:06
ebondawn
hands with the tattoos on them
01:57:08
ebondawn
We gotta
01:57:09
havelgravelgut
five miles away
01:57:11
havelgravelgut
from East David not terrible
01:57:13
havelgravelgut
tomorrow is
01:57:16
troyjohnsen
like a three yeah they'll
01:57:17
whygod4007
gonna be able to get back do we know what time
01:57:19
whygod4007
the bonfire is supposed to be tomorrow okay so we should have plenty of
01:57:22
havelgravelgut
at 5pm
01:57:24
havelgravelgut
the burning
01:57:27
whygod4007
time to party tonight
01:57:28
whygod4007
and get back in time for the bonfire but
01:57:31
ebondawn
also let them know
01:57:31
troyjohnsen
probably wait for it to denise haven
01:57:32
ebondawn
the innkeeper is fucking murdering
01:57:35
ebondawn
people. It's an easy thing
01:57:38
funkeebuddha
didn't fall or someplace else
01:57:41
troyjohnsen
where we i mean
01:57:43
havelgravelgut
man's at East Haven
01:57:44
havelgravelgut
yeah
01:57:44
ebondawn
Yeah, and plus we'll probably get
01:57:45
funkeebuddha
We got
01:57:46
ebondawn
three rooms for the night since we exposed
01:57:47
ebondawn
the innkeeper as like a fucking evil cloaked
01:57:50
ebondawn
murdering her citizens, you know
01:57:52
whygod4007
we have to go back to easthaven for that right
01:57:55
havelgravelgut
that's the wet trout
01:57:55
ebondawn
Yeah
01:57:57
whygod4007
yeah pretty sure if we discover the if we discover if
01:57:57
funkeebuddha
to tell though. We have to tell them what just faced his wife
01:57:59
ebondawn
That's his face as well
01:58:01
ebondawn
Yes, we gotta bring the body in
01:58:03
ebondawn
We've got to bring his body back.
01:58:05
whygod4007
we discover the owner of an inn
01:58:06
whygod4007
is a murdering cultist
01:58:08
whygod4007
and we get rid of them,
01:58:10
whygod4007
does that make us the owner of the inn?
01:58:12
whygod4007
We're kind
01:58:12
havelgravelgut
yeah
01:58:13
ebondawn
No, that's not how ownership works.
01:58:15
havelgravelgut
that's not how that works
01:58:17
havelgravelgut
also you are
01:58:17
funkeebuddha
Here we go. Try to buy hitters. What care
01:58:18
havelgravelgut
also pretty close
01:58:20
havelgravelgut
just to remind
01:58:23
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
01:58:24
havelgravelgut
there was just another
01:58:26
ebondawn
Mm-hmm.
01:58:28
havelgravelgut
four miles up
01:58:30
havelgravelgut
the way is
01:58:32
havelgravelgut
where it
01:58:34
havelgravelgut
was said I'm sorry this is for
01:58:36
havelgravelgut
Freddie where it was said that's where the
01:58:38
havelgravelgut
spirits want to party in the corpse yeah it's
01:58:44
ashtonias
must insist that we go to
01:58:46
ashtonias
care Koenig as well
01:58:49
ebondawn
I mean, we will, but...
01:58:50
troyjohnsen
we could hit care konig after the
01:58:54
troyjohnsen
after burning man maybe talking about
01:58:57
havelgravelgut
only nine miles away from east haven so with the
01:58:58
ebondawn
So it's in...
01:58:59
havelgravelgut
jet boats you could make it there i mean shit in like fucking 30 minutes yeah well
01:59:05
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:59:05
whygod4007
of down a jet boat, though.
01:59:07
ebondawn
Ah, we can do that.
01:59:07
havelgravelgut
yeah sure
01:59:08
ebondawn
We got mending.
01:59:10
havelgravelgut
yeah no Kaldur Gravelgut could actually fix that he did fuck up the boat pretty bad but you could fix
01:59:14
havelgravelgut
it was the sled you fix that all right
01:59:18
ebondawn
All right, Rico, you're not allowed to drive a fucking sled anymore.
01:59:22
troyjohnsen
that was fucking badass wait who's
01:59:22
ebondawn
Check out what we want to add to that.
01:59:24
havelgravelgut
so where do we want to check out we want to head to the
01:59:26
havelgravelgut
the check it out namaska
01:59:30
funkeebuddha
correct?
01:59:31
ebondawn
Well, I'm thinking, like,
01:59:33
ebondawn
we need to get back and fucking
01:59:35
ebondawn
expose this innkeeper before
01:59:37
ebondawn
she finds out that,
01:59:38
ebondawn
But, you know, she's been outed
01:59:40
ebondawn
when her fucking cultists
01:59:42
ebondawn
don't respond or stop showing up, you know.
01:59:45
troyjohnsen
the innkeeper that we
01:59:46
troyjohnsen
have to help oh okay
01:59:47
ebondawn
God damn it.
01:59:47
havelgravelgut
the mestre who is um who is the innkeeper at the wet trout east haven
01:59:48
funkeebuddha
Maestro
01:59:55
troyjohnsen
yeah let's just go back there i think
01:59:55
ebondawn
Yeah. Also, just to be clear,
01:59:57
ebondawn
she's actively murdering
01:59:57
funkeebuddha
Did we
01:59:59
ebondawn
her townsfolk, so we should probably
02:00:01
ebondawn
stop that from happening.
02:00:03
troyjohnsen
i say we take a short one can we
02:00:04
whygod4007
Yeah, maybe we shouldn't
02:00:06
whygod4007
let that go a day.
02:00:07
ebondawn
Yeah, maybe not just let that one go
02:00:09
ebondawn
for a while, you know, until a couple more kids
02:00:11
ebondawn
and fucking women get murdered.
02:00:14
troyjohnsen
take
02:00:14
funkeebuddha
pick up from bots bots body
02:00:14
ashtonias
Dretty thinks
02:00:15
troyjohnsen
Can we take a short rest?
02:00:18
havelgravelgut
yes you can pick up by the way back and you will head yes the
02:00:19
ebondawn
We'll think about it.
02:00:21
whygod4007
Do we want to bring that ship back?
02:00:25
funkeebuddha
Bots body. Yeah, bring it back to vise so she can bury it
02:00:27
whygod4007
Well, Bot had a ship.
02:00:28
ebondawn
Oh, boxed boat?
02:00:29
whygod4007
I don't know what condition that ship was in,
02:00:31
whygod4007
but does the...
02:00:31
havelgravelgut
ship was fine um you can
02:00:33
havelgravelgut
absolutely bring that vessel now question for you guys when you get back to east haven are we headed
02:00:38
havelgravelgut
to karen's crossing to tell vi are we headed to the wet trout to grab namaska i mean
02:00:45
ebondawn
I feel like we should get the town guard
02:00:47
ebondawn
and fucking, like,
02:00:48
havelgravelgut
the
02:00:48
havelgravelgut
the harbor master meets you and says
02:00:48
ashtonias
we should go to the wet trout
02:00:52
havelgravelgut
holy shit you found him
02:00:54
havelgravelgut
big enough
02:00:55
whygod4007
Out of curiosity...
02:00:57
whygod4007
Oh, I was going to say,
02:00:59
whygod4007
out of curiosity,
02:01:01
whygod4007
does this boat
02:01:02
whygod4007
have a name on it?
02:01:06
ebondawn
never die the other never die fuck it's
02:01:07
havelgravelgut
big enough to never die yes
02:01:08
whygod4007
what and it doesn't have like any distinctive markings oh yeah
02:01:15
havelgravelgut
yeah everybody's got colors for their
02:01:17
havelgravelgut
ship and I mean when it comes in I mean
02:01:19
havelgravelgut
they are curious however
02:01:21
havelgravelgut
it's pretty well known
02:01:22
whygod4007
i was wondering i was just
02:01:23
whygod4007
wondering if we should maybe you know change all of that before we come to oh no i
02:01:24
havelgravelgut
no I mean it's
02:01:25
havelgravelgut
well known that y'all were looking
02:01:26
havelgravelgut
y'all were talking about looking for him at east
02:01:30
havelgravelgut
at the big fat knucklehead
02:01:32
havelgravelgut
which is like you know
02:01:35
havelgravelgut
like a main
02:01:37
havelgravelgut
main dock place
02:01:38
havelgravelgut
in East Haven, so it's
02:01:39
havelgravelgut
holy shit, they found him is more like what
02:01:42
havelgravelgut
is going to be the hub of instead of, it's a zombie
02:01:44
havelgravelgut
boat. There you go,
02:01:46
whygod4007
was just like
02:01:47
whygod4007
what if we change the colors and the the name and then we could just sell it
02:01:52
havelgravelgut
that's true
02:01:53
havelgravelgut
but that, yeah, very scumbag, yeah
02:01:55
havelgravelgut
I like it
02:01:55
troyjohnsen
And we can sell it 100 gold
02:01:55
ebondawn
clearly the same boat with a different paint job like
02:01:58
ebondawn
we all live here we've seen the boat a billion fucking times why would you think we wouldn't
02:02:02
ebondawn
know what our fucking boat looks like yeah let's
02:02:03
havelgravelgut
Well done, he
02:02:05
havelgravelgut
they hand you 100 gold as a
02:02:08
havelgravelgut
reward for fighting about winners
02:02:09
havelgravelgut
there was a reward for fighting him
02:02:11
havelgravelgut
100 gold total, unfortunately
02:02:12
troyjohnsen
each?
02:02:14
havelgravelgut
which is a lot of gold, but not very much
02:02:17
havelgravelgut
for an adventurer
02:02:17
havelgravelgut
you know
02:02:18
troyjohnsen
Yeah.
02:02:22
ebondawn
i think we should go to the guard like go to the
02:02:24
ebondawn
town guard and fucking like this this is like a fucking hey we have proof that your fucking
02:02:29
ebondawn
can innkeepers murder in your fucking
02:02:31
ebondawn
town?
02:02:32
havelgravelgut
everybody just take
02:02:33
havelgravelgut
20 gold we'll say
02:02:35
havelgravelgut
round it up
02:02:38
havelgravelgut
and
02:02:39
havelgravelgut
the town guard you know
02:02:41
havelgravelgut
is the one that are talking to you right now about
02:02:43
havelgravelgut
so-called
02:02:44
havelgravelgut
up to them and what do you have any
02:02:47
havelgravelgut
proof of this
02:02:48
havelgravelgut
what a fucking
02:02:48
troyjohnsen
Can we get a short rest on the way, by the way?
02:02:51
ebondawn
So here's her
02:02:53
ebondawn
on a fucking order
02:02:55
ebondawn
to kill a bunch of fucking people
02:02:57
ebondawn
and here's a bag full of wrists
02:02:57
whygod4007
oh the
02:02:59
ebondawn
of the fucking cultists that were doing the
02:03:01
ebondawn
killing. Yeah,
02:03:05
funkeebuddha
Here's a signed confession
02:03:08
havelgravelgut
name down what a dumbass
02:03:09
havelgravelgut
so the captain
02:03:10
ebondawn
I don't know.
02:03:10
ebondawn
Why the fuck would you sign your fucking name to this?
02:03:11
funkeebuddha
Yeah, you
02:03:13
ebondawn
I don't know, but
02:03:16
havelgravelgut
of the guard captain
02:03:18
havelgravelgut
Arligoff who is a bad
02:03:20
havelgravelgut
motherfucker
02:03:20
havelgravelgut
fucker i'm not a fucking cultist
02:03:21
ebondawn
by the way, can I take a look at your wrist real
02:03:23
ebondawn
quick before we move forward?
02:03:25
ebondawn
Just, you know.
02:03:28
havelgravelgut
he shows you his wrist i guess you fucking wouldn't be wouldn't you
02:03:29
ebondawn
No, I don't think you are, but I mean
02:03:30
ebondawn
I'd be an idiot if I didn't check, now wouldn't I?
02:03:33
funkeebuddha
never know
02:03:35
havelgravelgut
by the way you're the you're the goddamn band and tomorrow goddamn band
02:03:41
ebondawn
the world the what we are yeah does he
02:03:44
havelgravelgut
that's made a birdie
02:03:45
havelgravelgut
man tomorrow yeah he does i'm
02:03:46
troyjohnsen
Fuck yeah.
02:03:47
funkeebuddha
That's right
02:03:47
funkeebuddha
Are we
02:03:49
troyjohnsen
Chaos Wolf.
02:03:50
ebondawn
does he show his wrist okay
02:03:54
havelgravelgut
the captain of uh east haven watch and i'm also the warden of the
02:03:59
havelgravelgut
prison here so i'll be overseeing the vessel it's a good idea if you want this afternoon i can give
02:04:05
havelgravelgut
you a walk through of the prison so you're aware of the grounds and such and plus you'll be green
02:04:10
havelgravelgut
rooming downstairs they go to the
02:04:13
whygod4007
everyone comes to the prison to watch the execution but the
02:04:18
havelgravelgut
main yard and that's where the gallows are yeah a large amount
02:04:22
whygod4007
whole town's gonna be there
02:04:23
whygod4007
right no okay okay how many people would you say the courtyard holds is that
02:04:25
havelgravelgut
of them yeah they love the burning men i don't know 200.
02:04:36
ebondawn
well i mean there might be might be one more person on the pilot after this too so
02:04:39
whygod4007
our biggest crowd so
02:04:40
whygod4007
far right
02:04:40
havelgravelgut
uh that would be the biggest crowd i
02:04:47
havelgravelgut
I would say that's your biggest problem, yeah.
02:04:49
ebondawn
the irony of killing an ice cultist in fire it's not wrong for me
02:04:49
troyjohnsen
Oh, yeah.
02:04:49
troyjohnsen
We can get people coming from Bryn Shander.
02:04:55
havelgravelgut
So you all will head to the Wet Trout, right?
02:04:58
havelgravelgut
Yes, Captain?
02:04:58
ebondawn
yeah with the garbage i've been trying
02:05:00
troyjohnsen
Have a quick question.
02:05:01
troyjohnsen
Did we get a short rest, like, during the trip?
02:05:03
havelgravelgut
You certainly can, yes.
02:05:06
ebondawn
to load man but i can't for some reason i'm stuck loading
02:05:08
ebondawn
ten towns did you do
02:05:10
havelgravelgut
Well, I'm about to bring you to the Wet Trout.
02:05:12
havelgravelgut
So we'll reach that.
02:05:17
ebondawn
it now reload let's
02:05:18
havelgravelgut
Yes, we're on the new map, so you're good to go.
02:05:27
ebondawn
go do this this is like maybe let's go
02:05:28
ebondawn
say fuck the fucking people get actively murdered by the way
02:05:31
troyjohnsen
No, no.
02:05:31
havelgravelgut
Oh, that's funny.
02:05:32
troyjohnsen
I spawned in in the VFB room.
02:05:37
havelgravelgut
What's your place?
02:05:38
whygod4007
back at it apparently captain
02:05:41
troyjohnsen
You got
02:05:44
funkeebuddha
in a short rest?
02:05:45
funkeebuddha
Poor Jell
02:05:45
ebondawn
who's gonna tell
02:05:46
ebondawn
about withers no late wife about this all right
02:05:46
havelgravelgut
Yes.
02:05:51
havelgravelgut
Look, I'll do it.
02:05:53
havelgravelgut
I'll do it.
02:05:54
havelgravelgut
I can bring you the news.
02:05:55
havelgravelgut
You don't have to do that if you want to.
02:05:56
ebondawn
I mean we could have a guts
02:06:00
ebondawn
are famous for cordiality but I don't know if she doesn't very well or so how
02:06:04
havelgravelgut
He like squints at you
02:06:05
funkeebuddha
-O
02:06:05
funkeebuddha
We already
02:06:06
havelgravelgut
And doubts you very hard
02:06:08
havelgravelgut
Doesn't push it
02:06:09
havelgravelgut
The gruff tone
02:06:10
ebondawn
How dare he?
02:06:15
havelgravelgut
There was something about the gruff tone
02:06:17
ebondawn
Something about the,
02:06:18
ebondawn
you know, he's broken dead.
02:06:20
havelgravelgut
Fucking dead as fuck
02:06:21
havelgravelgut
Froze like a popsicle
02:06:22
havelgravelgut
He's a man-sickle
02:06:24
havelgravelgut
I think the wolf got to him
02:06:24
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:06:25
ebondawn
At least he didn't suffer.
02:06:26
ebondawn
No, I imagine he suffered quite a lot
02:06:29
ebondawn
before he died.
02:06:31
havelgravelgut
Just dying and going peacefully
02:06:33
havelgravelgut
And then he got woken up
02:06:34
havelgravelgut
Kind of ripped into the dead
02:06:36
havelgravelgut
So he was probably excruciating
02:06:37
ebondawn
It was probably painful.
02:06:38
havelgravelgut
He also voided his owls
02:06:41
ashtonias
The screaming must have been incalculably loud
02:06:44
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:06:46
havelgravelgut
Alright
02:06:46
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:06:47
havelgravelgut
right. Shit. Somebody started
02:06:48
havelgravelgut
a stream for old
02:06:51
havelgravelgut
Gerard while he tries to load
02:06:52
havelgravelgut
and
02:06:53
ebondawn
Thank you.
02:06:53
havelgravelgut
how do we proceed?
02:06:53
troyjohnsen
me.
02:06:58
troyjohnsen
uh so we're here
02:06:58
ebondawn
Well, we're going to the wet trap, right?
02:07:00
ebondawn
So is she getting arrested?
02:07:02
havelgravelgut
We are
02:07:02
havelgravelgut
in front of y'all. I'm starting y'all
02:07:03
ebondawn
Or are they going to fight us?
02:07:06
havelgravelgut
from the front door
02:07:08
troyjohnsen
to confront the the lady or to tell the authorities okay do we
02:07:13
havelgravelgut
to confront the
02:07:14
havelgravelgut
lady. She's in the
02:07:14
funkeebuddha
told the authorities, though, right?
02:07:15
ebondawn
Do we have the idea?
02:07:16
funkeebuddha
Why aren't they handling it?
02:07:18
troyjohnsen
know where she is
02:07:20
havelgravelgut
back. Well, I mean,
02:07:21
havelgravelgut
the town guard's probably
02:07:24
havelgravelgut
25 people, so he's
02:07:27
havelgravelgut
walking in there.
02:07:28
havelgravelgut
Captain Argiloth, I mean,
02:07:30
havelgravelgut
is going to handle it.
02:07:32
funkeebuddha
Oh, go, go
02:07:33
troyjohnsen
we'll just follow him then i guess for for now that's fucking
02:07:33
funkeebuddha
The stream's
02:07:36
havelgravelgut
I snipe
02:07:38
ebondawn
Hey, maybe...
02:07:39
havelgravelgut
should I say you are under
02:07:40
havelgravelgut
arrest for murder
02:07:42
havelgravelgut
conspiracy to commit murder
02:07:44
havelgravelgut
and cultist bullshit.
02:07:47
havelgravelgut
He looks around
02:07:48
troyjohnsen
right bitch yeah i
02:07:54
havelgravelgut
stares at Argiloth
02:07:56
havelgravelgut
that big ass believe he's
02:07:59
havelgravelgut
got
02:08:06
ebondawn
Sorry, is somebody running a stream?
02:08:07
ebondawn
I can't see it.
02:08:07
bad token
Are there two Captain Argalas in there?
02:08:08
ebondawn
Oh, yeah, here you go.
02:08:09
troyjohnsen
got a straight
02:08:09
troyjohnsen
oh that
02:08:10
funkeebuddha
up there, right?
02:08:11
ebondawn
Yeah, I see it.
02:08:15
bad token
Are there two Captain Argalas?
02:08:18
havelgravelgut
that's
02:08:19
havelgravelgut
Indra Arligoth
02:08:19
funkeebuddha
No
02:08:21
havelgravelgut
that is
02:08:22
funkeebuddha
That's Eldon Thor
02:08:22
havelgravelgut
that is
02:08:24
havelgravelgut
his daughter. That's right.
02:08:28
bad token
What's her wrist say?
02:08:31
whygod4007
likes the oven meat awesome awesome
02:08:34
havelgravelgut
Right, so you're half-elf.
02:08:35
havelgravelgut
And Nymetra,
02:08:37
havelgravelgut
Nymetra, sorry, N-Y-M-E-T-R-A,
02:08:40
havelgravelgut
Nymetra, she will
02:08:40
funkeebuddha
Yeah, I see that now
02:08:41
funkeebuddha
Blast it!
02:08:41
havelgravelgut
submit herself to the authority.
02:08:47
troyjohnsen
was funny sorry
02:08:53
ebondawn
Sorry, it was your fucking kinsmen there, Scales.
02:08:56
ebondawn
That's never great.
02:08:59
havelgravelgut
Ah, fuck, Nymetra.
02:09:00
havelgravelgut
I guess that makes me acting barkeep.
02:09:02
havelgravelgut
As part owner, I foredeck
02:09:04
havelgravelgut
and hereby claim myself
02:09:06
havelgravelgut
owner of the wet trout.
02:09:10
whygod4007
awesome uh can i get a
02:09:10
funkeebuddha
Mind of
02:09:12
whygod4007
can i get a beer mr fornigg awesome awesome
02:09:14
havelgravelgut
Three drinks to you,
02:09:16
havelgravelgut
bucko, because you fucking arrested
02:09:18
havelgravelgut
my boss, and now I'm the boss.
02:09:20
whygod4007
and then when he uh brings the drink over and right
02:09:24
whygod4007
right as he places it in front of me,
02:09:26
whygod4007
I'm going to snatch that wrist and turn it over.
02:09:30
havelgravelgut
He's got a naked lady on his wrist.
02:09:32
havelgravelgut
what the
02:09:34
whygod4007
Then I, while
02:09:35
whygod4007
holding the wrist in one hand still,
02:09:37
whygod4007
while holding eye contact, I lick my thumb
02:09:39
whygod4007
and then rub it on the tattoo.
02:09:41
havelgravelgut
fuck
02:09:42
havelgravelgut
gross man
02:09:46
ebondawn
He's just making sure, you know,
02:09:46
havelgravelgut
you know what
02:09:48
ebondawn
you're not also murdering your fellow townsfolk
02:09:50
ebondawn
to some sort of fucking frost demon.
02:09:53
havelgravelgut
there's literally like
02:09:54
havelgravelgut
a fucking liquid
02:09:56
havelgravelgut
all over this bar you know you could have used
02:09:58
havelgravelgut
anything you know what that'll be two copper
02:10:00
havelgravelgut
fucking beer what else do you want
02:10:06
havelgravelgut
for free god watch where you
02:10:10
ebondawn
Take a nice blow of an ale, please.
02:10:12
havelgravelgut
point that fucking thing
02:10:16
troyjohnsen
it the uh the size is hard do you have
02:10:19
funkeebuddha
its own
02:10:22
ebondawn
You know what?
02:10:23
ebondawn
I'm going to make you the coolest-looking moon
02:10:26
ebondawn
Moon-themed scabbard that you've ever
02:10:28
ebondawn
fucking seen in front of your back.
02:10:29
havelgravelgut
put a condom
02:10:30
ebondawn
What the
02:10:31
havelgravelgut
on that thing what do you want elf you want
02:10:33
havelgravelgut
some kind of wine
02:10:35
havelgravelgut
wine spitzer or
02:10:36
havelgravelgut
a beer?
02:10:36
troyjohnsen
do you have any moon beer
02:10:37
troyjohnsen
that would
02:10:39
ebondawn
fuck is moon, dear?
02:10:43
ebondawn
You like pale moon?
02:10:44
ebondawn
Do you want pale moon lager?
02:10:46
havelgravelgut
What the fuck is that?
02:10:47
troyjohnsen
work fine just just give me what he's having and i'll point to scales all right
02:10:48
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:10:53
havelgravelgut
Yeah, I got a...
02:10:55
havelgravelgut
Oh, you mean like just moon-themed? Yeah, we have a...
02:10:57
havelgravelgut
Let's see. As your moon,
02:10:59
havelgravelgut
it's kind of a wheat-orangey.
02:11:02
havelgravelgut
It's kind of fruity. You'd like it.
02:11:05
troyjohnsen
whatever
02:11:05
bad token
Give him some moonshine.
02:11:07
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that'd be fun.
02:11:09
ashtonias
Dretty will have a
02:11:11
ashtonias
Swiss St. Saffron White Wine
02:11:14
havelgravelgut
Here's some moonshine.
02:11:16
havelgravelgut
It's like sacred, too.
02:11:18
havelgravelgut
I don't even know what the fuck
02:11:19
havelgravelgut
you just said.
02:11:24
troyjohnsen
i'll take the moonshine and i'll turn to roadie before he leaves roadie hook me up like holding
02:11:32
troyjohnsen
up the moonshine asking him to you know spice it up a little bit that's the
02:11:34
havelgravelgut
I don't know.
02:11:35
havelgravelgut
It's fine.
02:11:36
whygod4007
I pull out
02:11:37
whygod4007
one of the envelopes
02:11:39
whygod4007
of Gorilla
02:11:42
havelgravelgut
no
02:11:43
whygod4007
Panic, and I look at him like,
02:11:44
havelgravelgut
roll a
02:11:45
whygod4007
this?
02:11:49
troyjohnsen
stuff what's the
02:11:53
whygod4007
I undo the
02:11:55
whygod4007
wrapping on Gorilla Panic
02:11:56
whygod4007
and dip it into his cup
02:11:58
whygod4007
like a teabag.
02:12:02
havelgravelgut
constitution saving throw Rico
02:12:03
havelgravelgut
I decided
02:12:06
havelgravelgut
gorilla panic is essentially PCP
02:12:10
havelgravelgut
oh
02:12:14
troyjohnsen
dc on
02:12:14
troyjohnsen
this anyway oh geez yeah rico's never gonna pass that
02:12:15
havelgravelgut
17
02:12:15
ebondawn
Not 11, I think.
02:12:19
havelgravelgut
it's PCP
02:12:22
funkeebuddha
You're not supposed to pass it
02:12:23
havelgravelgut
yeah
02:12:24
havelgravelgut
boy
02:12:25
havelgravelgut
okay see if you can
02:12:29
havelgravelgut
trick your fucking algorithm
02:12:31
havelgravelgut
roadie into making Rico naked
02:12:33
havelgravelgut
Naked because if he's
02:12:35
havelgravelgut
Going to keep doing PCP he's going to end up
02:12:37
havelgravelgut
Running down the street naked a lot
02:12:38
havelgravelgut
Put him in white
02:12:44
whygod4007
Sadly, not going to be able to do that
02:12:44
havelgravelgut
What are you what
02:12:46
whygod4007
I could probably get his shirt off
02:12:48
whygod4007
But that's about it
02:12:49
whygod4007
He's got moonboxers
02:12:49
havelgravelgut
Underwear do you think Rico wears
02:12:51
havelgravelgut
Oh dude
02:12:51
funkeebuddha
Nothing
02:12:53
troyjohnsen
uh he's got like he's got like he's got like silk boxers
02:12:53
ebondawn
It's got moons on it.
02:12:58
havelgravelgut
Okay see I could probably
02:12:59
havelgravelgut
Get into that you just
02:13:00
whygod4007
Okay, yeah, I could get that
02:13:01
havelgravelgut
You just have to shame the bot
02:13:01
whygod4007
Yeah, I'm
02:13:03
havelgravelgut
Into being like what are you saying my body is inherently
02:13:05
havelgravelgut
Erotic that's disgusting
02:13:07
havelgravelgut
How could you even say that it usually works
02:13:12
havelgravelgut
I've got some
02:13:14
whygod4007
just gonna
02:13:14
whygod4007
I'm gonna eye Enrico to see how he's taking this
02:13:17
whygod4007
Because I remember how bad his trip was last time
02:13:21
whygod4007
And
02:13:22
whygod4007
If he attempts to
02:13:23
havelgravelgut
About that time
02:13:24
havelgravelgut
Ready
02:13:24
havelgravelgut
Okay
02:13:26
whygod4007
Flee in Gorilla Panic
02:13:28
whygod4007
I'm going to try to grab him
02:13:29
whygod4007
and tie him to the bar stool.
02:13:31
havelgravelgut
About that time, Dreadie Mercurie, you know, you like the lads.
02:13:37
havelgravelgut
But a real naughty nanny walks out with an absolute dump
02:13:38
whygod4007
Whoa! Whoa!
02:13:43
funkeebuddha
What?
02:13:44
ebondawn
Oh, hey, I loaded in.
02:13:46
troyjohnsen
you got
02:13:47
whygod4007
Just in time!
02:13:49
havelgravelgut
truck.
02:13:52
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, she's a fat bottom girl, and it inspires you.
02:13:56
havelgravelgut
You hear a tune in your head.
02:13:58
ebondawn
Where is this person?
02:14:02
ashtonias
Dretty is inspired and must follow his
02:14:04
ashtonias
is inspiration. I'll
02:14:06
ashtonias
slide up and clap her on the ass. Why not?
02:14:08
ashtonias
I see
02:14:10
havelgravelgut
She turns.
02:14:11
havelgravelgut
Oy.
02:14:11
ebondawn
Who is this?
02:14:12
havelgravelgut
Oh it just
02:14:14
whygod4007
Oh, the true mark,
02:14:16
whygod4007
how many follow-up claps follow his clap?
02:14:20
havelgravelgut
Clippity clap it sounds like
02:14:22
havelgravelgut
It sounds like the Budweiser Clydesdale
02:14:23
ebondawn
Oh, it's weird. She's not showing up on my screen.
02:14:25
ebondawn
I loaded in, but she's not showing up on my screen
02:14:27
ebondawn
for some reason. Weird.
02:14:30
bad token
Censored.
02:14:30
ebondawn
I think I might have loaded into a previous
02:14:33
ebondawn
timeline here
02:14:35
ebondawn
because Armaloft and Nemestro are still here too
02:14:35
havelgravelgut
Shit is she still not there
02:14:37
ebondawn
on my
02:14:40
ebondawn
fucking weird
02:14:41
ebondawn
maybe don't close the stream
02:14:43
havelgravelgut
Look here
02:14:44
ashtonias
her.
02:14:45
ebondawn
I don't think my loaded is incorrect
02:14:49
troyjohnsen
it yeah you have to check the hover over too jared oh they're
02:14:51
havelgravelgut
You gotta figure it out
02:14:56
ebondawn
yeah okay I'll let me
02:14:56
whygod4007
You know, Edgy,
02:14:58
ebondawn
the hover over can you do the hover
02:15:00
ebondawn
oh yeah oh Jesus Christ
02:15:01
ebondawn
fat bottom
02:15:02
whygod4007
while I gaze at the barmaid,
02:15:06
whygod4007
I say,
02:15:06
whygod4007
Edgy, sometimes I really miss being in a band.
02:15:11
funkeebuddha
Why don't you join in, man?
02:15:11
havelgravelgut
She turns
02:15:13
funkeebuddha
You can be the chairman when I leave
02:15:13
havelgravelgut
Rolling performance check
02:15:14
ashtonias
I didn't hear what she turned around and said
02:15:16
ashtonias
to me, but when she does turn around and look at me,
02:15:17
whygod4007
And...
02:15:18
ashtonias
I'm striking the pose
02:15:20
ashtonias
in my token.
02:15:23
havelgravelgut
Let's see
02:15:24
ashtonias
Yes.
02:15:26
ashtonias
Let's see.
02:15:34
ebondawn
girls you make the
02:15:35
ebondawn
rockin' world go right
02:15:36
ashtonias
Do I have heroic inspiration
02:15:37
ebondawn
just be like
02:15:40
havelgravelgut
she has a passive
02:15:42
ashtonias
again from anybody?
02:15:42
whygod4007
I...
02:15:44
whygod4007
can't...
02:15:44
havelgravelgut
she has a passive of 10
02:15:46
havelgravelgut
so you just
02:15:47
whygod4007
can't even...
02:15:47
havelgravelgut
throw yourself against
02:15:47
whygod4007
hand on
02:15:51
havelgravelgut
you bust the door and she closes
02:15:53
havelgravelgut
the kitchen
02:15:53
havelgravelgut
and she starts throwing that thing on
02:15:59
havelgravelgut
it it sounds
02:16:00
ashtonias
Fucking, we are just
02:16:03
ebondawn
I'm sorry honey I don't have enough
02:16:03
ashtonias
rolling around this kitchen.
02:16:04
ebondawn
to go past that like I don't have to tell you
02:16:05
ashtonias
This kitchen is going to be tatters.
02:16:07
havelgravelgut
like two sides of beef
02:16:10
havelgravelgut
getting slapped against each other
02:16:11
havelgravelgut
that thing is clapping
02:16:15
havelgravelgut
clap clappity clip
02:16:18
havelgravelgut
clopping yes
02:16:19
ebondawn
No, that thing is fucking applauding
02:16:21
havelgravelgut
Yes, that thing is standing
02:16:22
ebondawn
Get the
02:16:23
havelgravelgut
or mating.
02:16:27
havelgravelgut
Yeah, she's got a huge fucking butt.
02:16:31
havelgravelgut
Anyway, Rico,
02:16:32
havelgravelgut
that clapping
02:16:33
havelgravelgut
is a stampede
02:16:35
havelgravelgut
of gorilla.
02:16:38
ashtonias
Yes.
02:16:40
troyjohnsen
coming again
02:16:44
whygod4007
his shoulder,
02:16:45
whygod4007
trying to prevent him from squirming away.
02:16:48
troyjohnsen
oh we gotta get out of here he's
02:16:49
bad token
I will
02:16:51
whygod4007
We're okay, Rico.
02:16:53
whygod4007
You're just having a bad trip, man.
02:16:56
whygod4007
Just having a bad trip.
02:17:00
troyjohnsen
right there i'm gonna point my sword at but
02:17:04
whygod4007
It's okay.
02:17:05
havelgravelgut
Hey, what the fuck is he doing?
02:17:07
havelgravelgut
Four Degs.
02:17:08
whygod4007
He's just, you know, he's riding
02:17:14
ebondawn
fucking chains on him
02:17:16
whygod4007
the gorilla.
02:17:17
whygod4007
And then, yeah, I'm going to try to grab Rico and chain him to the barstool.
02:17:25
havelgravelgut
So hurry, Rico's about to start.
02:17:29
whygod4007
Well, I guess, should we go get tested?
02:17:31
whygod4007
Is he resisting?
02:17:32
whygod4007
thing rico you're
02:17:32
troyjohnsen
there's three of them uh oh it's
02:17:33
havelgravelgut
He's going to be resistant.
02:17:35
bad token
also help
02:17:37
havelgravelgut
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
02:17:38
havelgravelgut
Pause, pause, pause.
02:17:46
havelgravelgut
Roadie, talk to
02:17:52
havelgravelgut
Rico.
02:17:56
funkeebuddha
Jesus Christ
02:17:58
ebondawn
He's such a bad
02:17:59
whygod4007
just having a bad trip rico rico nobody is
02:18:02
troyjohnsen
the alpha
02:18:10
funkeebuddha
Oh boy
02:18:10
whygod4007
trying to hurt you rico
02:18:12
whygod4007
i rolled a
02:18:16
havelgravelgut
All right, first, before this happens, Rico, you go to Slash,
02:18:19
havelgravelgut
and we're going to keep it cinematic here.
02:18:21
troyjohnsen
yeah but does
02:18:22
havelgravelgut
Let's do contested with – let's do contested.
02:18:25
havelgravelgut
Roadie, what did you roll?
02:18:28
whygod4007
20 oh my god my appearance
02:18:28
havelgravelgut
20.
02:18:29
havelgravelgut
20, okay.
02:18:30
havelgravelgut
So contest that with athletics or acrobatics.
02:18:33
havelgravelgut
Oh, my God, Rico got it out.
02:18:36
havelgravelgut
Now we're going to roll initiative.
02:18:47
whygod4007
only token of course
02:18:48
funkeebuddha
Why am I rolling this
02:18:49
funkeebuddha
Nah
02:18:51
havelgravelgut
I mean, in case you want to help.
02:18:57
ashtonias
i'm listening to fat bottom girls i love the
02:19:00
havelgravelgut
Oh, my God, wait, I have that.
02:19:04
troyjohnsen
rico get xp for vanquishing gorillas or i
02:19:10
funkeebuddha
Not if they're not there
02:19:11
whygod4007
of course he does
02:19:14
ebondawn
You're going to get us all fucking killed
02:19:15
havelgravelgut
all right
02:19:18
troyjohnsen
might kill you rico has
02:19:20
ebondawn
That's true, it's an option
02:19:20
whygod4007
oh i'm
02:19:21
ebondawn
Please, I want to at least hit level 4
02:19:26
ebondawn
So I get the basic part of my build going
02:19:28
ebondawn
Before I die
02:19:33
troyjohnsen
very low
02:19:34
troyjohnsen
ac and very low hp you should be able to drop them pretty quickly if you want to
02:19:36
havelgravelgut
ng what do you order for your beverage
02:19:42
funkeebuddha
I'm going to order a Dwarven Ale
02:19:45
funkeebuddha
With the intentions
02:19:46
ebondawn
Oh, my ear
02:19:46
funkeebuddha
With the intentions of giving it to Kaldur Gravelgut
02:19:50
funkeebuddha
I don't
02:19:50
havelgravelgut
beautiful that girls is playing by the way you know here all right
02:19:54
troyjohnsen
yes right i
02:19:56
ebondawn
No, it's not playing anything on Zeriscape right now
02:19:58
funkeebuddha
hear it
02:19:59
funkeebuddha
Oh I hear it now
02:20:00
ebondawn
Or it's so quiet
02:20:01
funkeebuddha
Now I hear it
02:20:06
havelgravelgut
ng you order a dwarven
02:20:08
havelgravelgut
that with a big fat head and it is dark and see through the light that it is ruby red
02:20:17
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut oh yeah you're um at
02:20:18
funkeebuddha
Drink this stuff
02:20:19
funkeebuddha
Was that my turn just to order
02:20:20
ebondawn
Yep can you roll initiative for me
02:20:22
ebondawn
I can't
02:20:25
havelgravelgut
uh you're at 11
02:20:27
funkeebuddha
a drink
02:20:27
funkeebuddha
That was my
02:20:31
havelgravelgut
oh you
02:20:37
funkeebuddha
turn to order a drink
02:20:38
funkeebuddha
do we have a room do we
02:20:40
havelgravelgut
don't want to help
02:20:41
havelgravelgut
do you want to what do you want to do
02:20:41
ebondawn
No suggestion
02:20:44
havelgravelgut
say what now
02:20:45
havelgravelgut
uh here there is yeah
02:20:46
funkeebuddha
have a room yeah all right i'm just gonna i'm gonna
02:20:49
havelgravelgut
you can never you have a room here
02:20:55
funkeebuddha
look at
02:20:57
funkeebuddha
rico and i'm just gonna say listen man why don't you go to the room lay down and go to sleep
02:21:05
funkeebuddha
well i
02:21:14
havelgravelgut
all the while i just
02:21:16
havelgravelgut
imagine like to the rhythm of this song
02:21:17
havelgravelgut
re uh ready is getting its
02:21:19
havelgravelgut
dick
02:21:20
funkeebuddha
don't know
02:21:22
havelgravelgut
fucking like
02:21:23
havelgravelgut
postal dog
02:21:28
havelgravelgut
just throwing that thing on
02:21:30
havelgravelgut
and carrots and shit
02:21:32
havelgravelgut
it flying everywhere in this kitchen
02:21:34
havelgravelgut
counter. Rico is too high
02:21:34
ebondawn
No he's
02:21:36
havelgravelgut
on drugs to submit.
02:21:38
havelgravelgut
He looks over and
02:21:39
funkeebuddha
how i tried your mic just go down low or
02:21:42
havelgravelgut
slowly warps into a gorilla.
02:21:47
funkeebuddha
is that mine okay
02:21:48
havelgravelgut
I don't know.
02:21:50
ebondawn
not quiet to me
02:21:50
ebondawn
How do you make that picture
02:21:54
ebondawn
You're like make a big bootied elf
02:21:57
ebondawn
Or half orc
02:21:59
ebondawn
Fucking barmaid
02:22:00
ebondawn
And then you're like more booty
02:22:00
havelgravelgut
Here's the key.
02:22:02
havelgravelgut
You have to use
02:22:02
ebondawn
more booty
02:22:03
ebondawn
more booty
02:22:04
havelgravelgut
medical terms.
02:22:05
havelgravelgut
You have to use medical terms.
02:22:09
havelgravelgut
You have to look up, like, what's a medical term
02:22:11
havelgravelgut
for a huge ass? Because then the
02:22:13
havelgravelgut
thing thinks you're, like, not trying to be gross
02:22:15
havelgravelgut
because it's like, no, it's a medical condition.
02:22:17
havelgravelgut
It's funny.
02:22:20
havelgravelgut
Anyway, NG, that is your turn.
02:22:21
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, you're up.
02:22:22
havelgravelgut
You're a gorilla.
02:22:25
ebondawn
I'm a gorilla?
02:22:26
havelgravelgut
Yep.
02:22:26
havelgravelgut
I mean, you look like a gorilla, too.
02:22:30
ebondawn
alright what can I do
02:22:31
ebondawn
I mean I
02:22:32
funkeebuddha
I would be what a chimp
02:22:35
funkeebuddha
oh god
02:22:36
havelgravelgut
Well, you're a tiny gorilla.
02:22:41
ebondawn
feel like I'll just try to
02:22:42
ebondawn
fucking restrain him
02:22:43
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
02:22:44
ebondawn
I'll try to grapple so
02:22:47
ashtonias
image of this like wild
02:22:48
ashtonias
fucking gorilla trying to talk to rico and it's Kaldur Gravelgut's voice coming out of the gorilla
02:22:52
havelgravelgut
All right, contest a 17 athletics check, or you want to roll it?
02:22:55
ashtonias
William is
02:22:59
havelgravelgut
Do you have dice?
02:23:01
troyjohnsen
got it wait no
02:23:01
havelgravelgut
Or do you have TV?
02:23:02
ebondawn
um
02:23:02
ebondawn
I can roll it on DDB1 I think
02:23:04
havelgravelgut
Yeah, roll a B to be on.
02:23:05
ebondawn
uh what athletics check
02:23:07
havelgravelgut
Best a 21.
02:23:10
ebondawn
ooh nice
02:23:10
havelgravelgut
Yes.
02:23:11
havelgravelgut
Or acrobatics.
02:23:12
havelgravelgut
which I know it has to be athletics for you
02:23:14
havelgravelgut
I think
02:23:15
troyjohnsen
he was trying to grapple me oh fuck he's
02:23:17
havelgravelgut
yes well I rolled that because I forgot
02:23:19
havelgravelgut
he could roll from D to B on I think we should let him roll
02:23:27
ebondawn
23
02:23:27
havelgravelgut
what'd you get
02:23:30
havelgravelgut
23
02:23:30
ebondawn
you should be able to see it
02:23:32
havelgravelgut
grappling down
02:23:33
havelgravelgut
oh god Rico
02:23:34
ebondawn
too bad
02:23:36
havelgravelgut
Rico you think if you could slip out
02:23:38
havelgravelgut
of your pants you might be able to get away from this
02:23:40
havelgravelgut
gorilla
02:23:42
troyjohnsen
fucking got me
02:23:43
ebondawn
other pants don't a man get some
02:23:47
troyjohnsen
william help me
02:23:47
havelgravelgut
scales
02:23:54
ebondawn
fucking chains on him he's already
02:23:54
ashtonias
like
02:23:54
ashtonias
No way
02:23:56
troyjohnsen
they're raping
02:23:57
havelgravelgut
this music starts playing
02:23:58
bad token
let me
02:23:59
havelgravelgut
loudly in your ears Rico and you look up
02:24:01
havelgravelgut
there's William Moons and they're in thong
02:24:03
havelgravelgut
dancing on the bar top it's it if your heart rate is in your throat oh god
02:24:18
bad token
let's do some
02:24:20
bad token
damage control here
02:24:21
bad token
oh I don't have any more spell slots never mind
02:24:23
bad token
All right. I'm going to try to slap some sense into them.
02:24:34
havelgravelgut
dude the gorilla
02:24:35
havelgravelgut
punches you with the face yeah the
02:24:38
funkeebuddha
yeah
02:24:45
ashtonias
That's hateful
02:24:47
troyjohnsen
me what the
02:24:48
havelgravelgut
rico rico is about to say that gorilla looks at you goes
02:24:51
havelgravelgut
squeal like a piggy and he's got a trucker hat and suspenders all of a sudden
02:25:02
havelgravelgut
roadie the alpha all right
02:25:05
whygod4007
up okay let's let's give it a let's give that chain a try looks like i
02:25:06
ebondawn
grappled he's already grappled
02:25:08
ebondawn
the caller's
02:25:13
whygod4007
got it
02:25:15
whygod4007
strapped to me
02:25:15
havelgravelgut
oh god they have technology rico they have smithing capabilities
02:25:20
havelgravelgut
abilities this you look over there's like a twitching
02:25:21
troyjohnsen
fuck
02:25:26
ashtonias
Fuck yes
02:25:29
havelgravelgut
william moon in the corner he's like
02:25:30
havelgravelgut
a meth pipe trying to light it but his finger keeps like like not working at just
02:25:33
troyjohnsen
what can
02:25:40
havelgravelgut
about that
02:25:41
havelgravelgut
time Dreadie Mercurie ejaculates with such force that he is thrown off into the prep table in front of her
02:25:50
ashtonias
Fat bottom orcs you make the rocket
02:25:52
ashtonias
Well go round
02:25:53
ashtonias
Excellent
02:25:53
havelgravelgut
and we can consider uh you have just written that song in your head Dreadie Mercurie y'all can perform that at
02:26:00
havelgravelgut
your next performance. You have to just teach the band
02:26:02
havelgravelgut
the song. All right, Dreadie Mercurie.
02:26:07
ebondawn
on board
02:26:09
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, you have no pants on, but you
02:26:11
havelgravelgut
can move.
02:26:11
whygod4007
Kaldur Gravelgut's on board for fat bottomed orcs?
02:26:15
ebondawn
or not works is it about orcs yeah that's
02:26:18
havelgravelgut
She's a half-orc, but also
02:26:19
funkeebuddha
half-orc
02:26:20
havelgravelgut
remember your uncle
02:26:20
funkeebuddha
that's got a half-orc wife
02:26:24
havelgravelgut
has a
02:26:25
havelgravelgut
half-orc wife.
02:26:26
ebondawn
true that's true we are i am weirdly more tolerant
02:26:29
ebondawn
of half orcs than other people because of because of pavel they're the good ones the half orcs some
02:26:34
ebondawn
of them are the good ones so oh fucking
02:26:35
havelgravelgut
Some of them are the good ones. That's
02:26:36
havelgravelgut
right. All right, Dreadie Mercurie. You move out
02:26:38
havelgravelgut
and Dreadie Mercurie and his huge
02:26:42
havelgravelgut
dripping penis come
02:26:43
havelgravelgut
out of the kitchen. Oh, my God.
02:26:47
ebondawn
put that thing away i'm going to disarm
02:26:48
havelgravelgut
Oh, my God.
02:26:49
havelgravelgut
you have to
02:26:51
ebondawn
arm fucking Rico to I'm just gonna hold on to this fucking monstrosity here for a
02:26:54
ashtonias
oh my
02:26:57
ebondawn
bit that you know God take
02:26:58
havelgravelgut
pull that sword away from him uh rico you look over and Dreadie Mercurie is just getting
02:27:04
havelgravelgut
balled to death by rico rico
02:27:18
troyjohnsen
i uh can
02:27:18
ashtonias
god
02:27:19
havelgravelgut
this one looks at you goes you got a pretty mouth boy
02:27:19
ashtonias
he passed
02:27:28
havelgravelgut
rico he sees 18 to get out of these chains yes yes
02:27:28
funkeebuddha
I'm just
02:27:32
ebondawn
it okay these
02:27:32
troyjohnsen
i cast spells while i'm chained up i can all right then uh what i'm gonna do is
02:27:38
havelgravelgut
as well
02:27:41
troyjohnsen
I say
02:27:43
troyjohnsen
you'll never take me alive fuckers
02:27:45
troyjohnsen
die gorillas
02:27:48
troyjohnsen
and I'll
02:27:49
troyjohnsen
I mean
02:27:55
havelgravelgut
oh my god rico is straight up a lot
02:27:57
funkeebuddha
outside of that
02:28:00
havelgravelgut
a walk-by.
02:28:05
troyjohnsen
what else are you going to do
02:28:07
troyjohnsen
when you're surrounded by gorillas that are trying
02:28:08
havelgravelgut
You got it, baby.
02:28:09
troyjohnsen
to rape me
02:28:10
ebondawn
are all us right no no but they're not
02:28:11
whygod4007
yep
02:28:12
havelgravelgut
Yeah. The pageant went out?
02:28:12
whygod4007
are any
02:28:12
troyjohnsen
actually don't
02:28:12
funkeebuddha
I'm just outside of that right
02:28:14
ebondawn
like patrons right okay it
02:28:20
whygod4007
of these gorillas
02:28:21
whygod4007
not us?
02:28:22
whygod4007
it does
02:28:23
havelgravelgut
No. No, that
02:28:23
funkeebuddha
yeah this one oh it's not real oh boy
02:28:25
havelgravelgut
was not real. No.
02:28:31
troyjohnsen
know yeah
02:28:35
ebondawn
was like are we about to murder some civilians here
02:28:39
ebondawn
Oh, concept. Oh, I'm in the game now. Which one is me?
02:28:44
havelgravelgut
Rico,
02:28:44
havelgravelgut
yes, make that save. All right, you
02:28:45
ebondawn
Uh, concept?
02:28:46
havelgravelgut
I think we're going to have to beat
02:28:51
havelgravelgut
Rico unconscious. Troy,
02:28:54
ebondawn
Yeah. Alright.
02:28:55
whygod4007
appear that way
02:28:57
bad token
I'm saying that's why I started slapping.
02:29:00
troyjohnsen
I've had some incredible
02:29:02
troyjohnsen
incredible
02:29:02
havelgravelgut
well done,
02:29:03
troyjohnsen
15
02:29:03
havelgravelgut
Troy. This is part of being in a band,
02:29:05
havelgravelgut
dude. Sometimes your
02:29:07
havelgravelgut
fucking car player takes a fucking piece
02:29:09
havelgravelgut
PCP, and you've got to beat him unconscious.
02:29:12
ebondawn
Which is a lot harder to do to somebody on PCP
02:29:13
funkeebuddha
yeah i'm gonna
02:29:15
ebondawn
than most people, so. How much damage is
02:29:15
havelgravelgut
It fucking is.
02:29:17
havelgravelgut
Yeah. All right, beautiful.
02:29:21
havelgravelgut
Rico, that is your turn.
02:29:23
ebondawn
it? Fifteen?
02:29:25
havelgravelgut
Um, 15.
02:29:26
troyjohnsen
15
02:29:26
ebondawn
Fucking hell. Alright, that's it, you fucking
02:29:29
havelgravelgut
It will bring it.
02:29:31
ebondawn
pansy-ass elf. Night-night.
02:29:32
havelgravelgut
Yeah, all right.
02:29:34
havelgravelgut
Fucker. Now he did know.
02:29:39
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut starts hooting like an
02:29:40
havelgravelgut
actual ape. Making it,
02:29:42
havelgravelgut
I'm a fucking gorilla. I'm gonna rape
02:29:44
havelgravelgut
you.
02:29:45
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:29:45
ebondawn
I feel like
02:29:46
troyjohnsen
oh wait no i've got i've got a bonus action sorry i gotta target the target the alpha with my smite
02:29:49
havelgravelgut
Oh, go ahead. Of course.
02:29:54
troyjohnsen
smite you moonlight make
02:29:54
havelgravelgut
Roadie. Roadie,
02:29:58
havelgravelgut
the drugs in your pocket ignite.
02:30:00
havelgravelgut
I'm kidding. God, that would be a lick.
02:30:02
troyjohnsen
me the alpha he made he made the save though that
02:30:04
havelgravelgut
Roadie just goes up like a
02:30:05
havelgravelgut
fucking shitty Chinese
02:30:07
bad token
Can you
02:30:08
havelgravelgut
firework factory.
02:30:11
havelgravelgut
Damn it. All right.
02:30:13
troyjohnsen
thing never left
02:30:13
havelgravelgut
Angie, you're up.
02:30:17
ebondawn
that means like
02:30:18
ebondawn
Roadie like ate the fucking
02:30:20
ebondawn
divine moonlight that came down and just
02:30:22
ebondawn
smiles at you like
02:30:24
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
02:30:25
funkeebuddha
uh
02:30:26
funkeebuddha
and then first
02:30:31
ebondawn
I'm loaded
02:30:31
ebondawn
in now but I can't see the initiative because
02:30:33
ebondawn
it wasn't rolled while I was in the game so
02:30:35
havelgravelgut
What the F? Well, just leave it.
02:30:37
havelgravelgut
I'll tell you. You're up next.
02:30:39
ebondawn
I'm up next he's
02:30:40
havelgravelgut
Yes. All
02:30:42
funkeebuddha
i'm gonna hit him with a mind sliver that's four
02:30:49
havelgravelgut
right, Rico. Let's see
02:30:49
havelgravelgut
how smart you are.
02:30:51
troyjohnsen
he's not smart but he's been rolling well on these saves oh there we go finally
02:30:55
havelgravelgut
There you go.
02:30:59
funkeebuddha
damage on him and then the
02:31:02
funkeebuddha
second hit it's gonna be hotch's mind whip and you have disadvantage on the saving
02:31:10
funkeebuddha
throw because
02:31:11
funkeebuddha
you failed the mine that's 10
02:31:17
havelgravelgut
Wow.
02:31:18
troyjohnsen
either way
02:31:19
funkeebuddha
points damage and now you can't uh get to move you're gonna move it
02:31:21
havelgravelgut
Wait.
02:31:25
havelgravelgut
Wait, Mind Slipper just gives you a minus D4, right?
02:31:28
funkeebuddha
so again yeah to your next saving throw so that's why
02:31:29
havelgravelgut
Mind Slipper just gives you a minus D4, right?
02:31:31
ebondawn
he's unconscious
02:31:34
havelgravelgut
Or does it give you a minus D4?
02:31:36
funkeebuddha
you're the disadvantage oh no i'm sorry minus
02:31:38
funkeebuddha
four to that yeah he would have killed it um and now he only gets a bonus action
02:31:39
havelgravelgut
Yeah, but either way, he was a 2.
02:31:40
troyjohnsen
i failed it the two was the first it's a minus i'm unconscious
02:31:40
ebondawn
he rolled a fucking two I don't matter
02:31:42
havelgravelgut
2 was still.
02:31:46
funkeebuddha
action or react
02:31:48
funkeebuddha
character oh he's out all right i'm gonna
02:31:48
havelgravelgut
He doesn't get shit.
02:31:48
troyjohnsen
yeah
02:31:50
whygod4007
yeah
02:31:52
havelgravelgut
No, he's out.
02:31:53
whygod4007
we'll
02:31:53
ebondawn
yeah he's done
02:31:53
havelgravelgut
And you can stabilize him with a DC 10 medicine check,
02:31:54
whygod4007
yeah
02:31:58
havelgravelgut
and he will still be unconscious.
02:32:00
funkeebuddha
look at robert and say this is your fault you know
02:32:02
funkeebuddha
that right he's unconscious
02:32:03
havelgravelgut
Yes, of course it is.
02:32:05
ebondawn
Roadie stop giving him that
02:32:06
whygod4007
let's see how long it takes us
02:32:09
whygod4007
to get a DC 10 wisdom save
02:32:10
havelgravelgut
Oh, God.
02:32:11
havelgravelgut
Oh, God.
02:32:13
havelgravelgut
we actually might need to do this cauldron you're up next yeah scales no
02:32:16
ebondawn
was this a medicine check
02:32:18
ebondawn
I mean if it goes real bad I could always
02:32:18
whygod4007
yeah
02:32:18
whygod4007
no no
02:32:22
troyjohnsen
he could
02:32:22
ebondawn
throw out a cure wounds I guess
02:32:25
ebondawn
oh no
02:32:31
bad token
roll an unarmed strike for me, please?
02:32:33
havelgravelgut
you didn't
02:32:33
funkeebuddha
four choices
02:32:37
bad token
Oh, no, no, no.
02:32:37
bad token
I guess grapple?
02:32:39
bad token
I don't know.
02:32:39
troyjohnsen
lay on hand he could do a wonderful hand rico's just
02:32:40
whygod4007
Uh, yeah, we're good.
02:32:40
ebondawn
and dreaming
02:32:41
havelgravelgut
you didn't
02:32:42
whygod4007
Oh, you did it. You succeeded.
02:32:42
havelgravelgut
all right you're stable rico and unconscious
02:32:50
havelgravelgut
and wrapped in chains
02:32:51
troyjohnsen
yeah
02:32:52
havelgravelgut
when you go unconscious you're
02:32:54
ebondawn
about gorillas
02:32:55
ebondawn
mauling you to death
02:32:56
ebondawn
bad choices
02:33:00
havelgravelgut
positive you're dead um four dag four dag looks up goes what the
02:33:06
havelgravelgut
The fuck was that?
02:33:12
funkeebuddha
opening your
02:33:14
ebondawn
this is
02:33:15
whygod4007
Sometimes, sometimes when your talent is so great,
02:33:19
whygod4007
the only way to truly break through to the next level
02:33:22
whygod4007
is with, uh, uh, well, some drug enhancements
02:33:26
funkeebuddha
mind
02:33:29
whygod4007
that can sometimes go awry.
02:33:32
whygod4007
And I, uh,
02:33:33
ebondawn
a fucking bartender
02:33:34
ebondawn
you don't need to talk to him like he's a moron
02:33:36
ebondawn
he took some gutter in a panic
02:33:37
ebondawn
he had a fucking bad trip
02:33:38
ebondawn
yeah I keep telling him just don't do that
02:33:38
havelgravelgut
You gave him gorilla panic?
02:33:40
havelgravelgut
What the fuck?
02:33:42
havelgravelgut
You know elves...
02:33:44
ebondawn
but Roadie
02:33:47
ebondawn
just fucking has his own theories
02:33:49
ebondawn
about how rock stars are made apparently
02:33:51
havelgravelgut
You know that moon elves
02:33:53
havelgravelgut
have a lacking
02:33:55
havelgravelgut
enzyme that helps them break down
02:33:57
havelgravelgut
gorilla panic, you know.
02:34:02
whygod4007
did not know that.
02:34:08
ebondawn
anyway
02:34:08
whygod4007
Well, luckily my supply is running low,
02:34:08
ebondawn
how much
02:34:10
whygod4007
and I really should have just blown some cocaine in his face
02:34:12
ebondawn
how much to replace the fucking bar stools
02:34:13
whygod4007
to even it out.
02:34:14
havelgravelgut
Natty!
02:34:16
ebondawn
that he broke
02:34:18
havelgravelgut
Natty!
02:34:19
havelgravelgut
Put your fucking skirt back down
02:34:21
havelgravelgut
and get your goddamn trout pies ready!
02:34:24
havelgravelgut
Fuck, it smells like ocean in here
02:34:24
ashtonias
it smells like more than
02:34:25
havelgravelgut
and it's not from the trout!
02:34:30
ashtonias
birthday darling
02:34:30
ashtonias
Dretty isn't
02:34:31
havelgravelgut
Oh, also, will you put your...
02:34:34
havelgravelgut
confusingly large cock away
02:34:37
havelgravelgut
he throws a bar
02:34:39
havelgravelgut
towel and it just hangs on it like a hook
02:34:41
havelgravelgut
like a hook
02:34:42
ebondawn
no excuse me
02:34:43
havelgravelgut
look
02:34:45
ashtonias
going to suit up until he's had
02:34:47
ashtonias
some wine
02:34:50
ebondawn
now
02:34:50
ebondawn
I don't want to see your dick
02:34:50
havelgravelgut
if this was any
02:34:52
havelgravelgut
if this was any other fucking
02:34:52
ebondawn
yeah that's
02:34:54
havelgravelgut
scenario you'd be fucking
02:34:54
whygod4007
I don't know.
02:34:55
havelgravelgut
you'd be out of here but
02:34:56
whygod4007
I mean, is there anything more rock
02:34:58
havelgravelgut
you did just kind of get me the bar
02:35:00
havelgravelgut
so we'll call it square
02:35:04
whygod4007
and roll
02:35:04
whygod4007
than having a giant erection that rubs on the bar while you drink?
02:35:08
havelgravelgut
yes there's a lot more
02:35:09
havelgravelgut
things rock and roll than the cock
02:35:11
ebondawn
not all that rock and roll actually
02:35:12
havelgravelgut
yeah I don't really don't
02:35:14
havelgravelgut
know
02:35:14
havelgravelgut
No, I don't give a shit.
02:35:16
ebondawn
yeah yeah
02:35:18
whygod4007
Yes, well, wait till the salt from the bar starts seeping in.
02:35:18
havelgravelgut
Oh, Mike, also, this is a very splintery bar.
02:35:26
havelgravelgut
Also, he's bleeding so much on the floor.
02:35:28
havelgravelgut
Can you, like, clean that up, please?
02:35:31
funkeebuddha
my question is the taste of the floor nude
02:35:31
whygod4007
He's kind of a bleeder.
02:35:34
ebondawn
yeah
02:35:35
ebondawn
we can deal with it
02:35:35
ashtonias
absolutely
02:35:37
ebondawn
how much to replace the stools
02:35:40
ebondawn
that he broke with his stupid moon
02:35:41
ebondawn
moon magic
02:35:42
havelgravelgut
Those trout pies ain't getting done for a long time
02:35:45
havelgravelgut
because Grady goes back in there for round two.
02:35:49
havelgravelgut
Grady, roll a constitution saving throw.
02:35:54
havelgravelgut
Your balls are getting snoo-snooed so hard right now.
02:35:55
ashtonias
these are
02:36:01
funkeebuddha
nude you mean
02:36:02
havelgravelgut
Doesn't matter, Grady.
02:36:03
havelgravelgut
You've had worse.
02:36:05
ashtonias
legendary balls
02:36:07
havelgravelgut
Yeah, you've...
02:36:07
whygod4007
He went back for more.
02:36:09
whygod4007
All right.
02:36:11
havelgravelgut
And one
02:36:11
ebondawn
oh I
02:36:11
ashtonias
get his pants back
02:36:14
ashtonias
she decided on the more
02:36:16
ashtonias
and who's ready to refuse
02:36:17
ashtonias
fuck it
02:36:19
havelgravelgut
You won't summon me trout pie
02:36:27
whygod4007
Oh, yeah, he does.
02:36:27
ashtonias
oh
02:36:29
havelgravelgut
She feeds you some trout pie
02:36:30
havelgravelgut
It's delicious
02:36:32
ashtonias
I can see
02:36:33
havelgravelgut
And then
02:36:34
funkeebuddha
actual actual
02:36:34
ebondawn
thought
02:36:35
funkeebuddha
actual bow tie. Take
02:36:35
havelgravelgut
She puts her pussy on you
02:36:37
havelgravelgut
Alright so what are you going to do with Rico
02:36:44
funkeebuddha
it back to the room and tie him down.
02:36:45
whygod4007
Let me see.
02:36:46
whygod4007
Yeah, okay, I, uh, can't let this, can't let this ruin a perfect evening.
02:36:48
havelgravelgut
No no no
02:36:49
havelgravelgut
Hang on
02:36:52
whygod4007
Oh, no, okay, I'll just put him on the
02:36:52
havelgravelgut
Rico goes in the outhouse
02:36:54
havelgravelgut
He's going to go in the outhouse
02:36:55
havelgravelgut
He goes to
02:36:57
ebondawn
That's fine
02:36:58
ashtonias
you
02:37:00
whygod4007
disc while we enjoy our evening.
02:37:01
ebondawn
No
02:37:01
ebondawn
I mean is
02:37:05
havelgravelgut
the outhouse
02:37:09
ebondawn
it warm enough
02:37:10
ebondawn
Will he die in there
02:37:11
ashtonias
excellent
02:37:12
havelgravelgut
Yeah it's warmed up
02:37:13
havelgravelgut
That's where we put drunks
02:37:14
havelgravelgut
So it's you know
02:37:15
ebondawn
Alright
02:37:15
havelgravelgut
The rest
02:37:17
ebondawn
As long as it's warm
02:37:19
ashtonias
he's gonna get William Moon
02:37:21
ashtonias
so hard. Dreadie Mercurie is going to try
02:37:22
ebondawn
Have a nice dream
02:37:24
ebondawn
Of moon gods
02:37:25
ebondawn
And gorillas
02:37:27
ebondawn
Yes
02:37:29
ashtonias
and sneak in on this
02:37:30
ashtonias
William Moon shit. I
02:37:32
troyjohnsen
rico is just mumbling as you drag him i'm the chosen one
02:37:35
havelgravelgut
Everybody long rest
02:37:38
funkeebuddha
Long rest? Yes.
02:37:39
ebondawn
Well that was a
02:37:42
ebondawn
That was a way that could have gone
02:37:45
ebondawn
Alright
02:37:45
ebondawn
right? We
02:37:46
troyjohnsen
long rest he said oh fuck
02:37:47
ashtonias
love it.
02:37:47
havelgravelgut
Yes put that in snaps
02:37:49
havelgravelgut
Put that in the snaps please
02:37:52
havelgravelgut
Joe
02:37:56
whygod4007
Snaps, alright.
02:37:56
havelgravelgut
Ready
02:38:00
havelgravelgut
You got checking in on Rico
02:38:07
havelgravelgut
Well god damn
02:38:10
ebondawn
didn't.
02:38:14
funkeebuddha
Boy.
02:38:19
havelgravelgut
No no I just said kick
02:38:22
ashtonias
Hevel's cutting out.
02:38:26
havelgravelgut
It kicks you like
02:38:28
havelgravelgut
Fuck you doing it here
02:38:33
havelgravelgut
here girl there's no fucking gorillas god damn
02:38:36
troyjohnsen
they're gonna get me
02:38:37
troyjohnsen
hey gorilla then rinko tries to look cool
02:38:42
havelgravelgut
oh booga
02:38:45
troyjohnsen
when he sees william oh um uh hey mr moon
02:38:50
havelgravelgut
booga i'm a gorilla
02:38:52
troyjohnsen
well i
02:38:54
havelgravelgut
i'm sorry i'm sorry rico all of us wander through the forest of
02:38:57
ebondawn
What did you do?
02:39:03
havelgravelgut
drugs alcohol
02:39:05
havelgravelgut
you know but keep in mind that gorilla panic does reduce your sperm count well i
02:39:13
troyjohnsen
thought that was only if you were unclean well i
02:39:17
havelgravelgut
mean you know
02:39:18
havelgravelgut
You know, you did kind of take your clothes off at a bar.
02:39:24
havelgravelgut
I mean, is that very clean?
02:39:26
havelgravelgut
You know what?
02:39:28
troyjohnsen
think i took a lot of the gorillas out
02:39:30
troyjohnsen
before i went down that's right
02:39:35
havelgravelgut
You're right.
02:39:36
havelgravelgut
All you have to do is get more powerful.
02:39:38
havelgravelgut
And next time the gorillas, they will fall to your blade.
02:39:43
troyjohnsen
because gorillas are famously
02:39:43
ashtonias
Jesus, no. I'm hearing
02:39:47
ebondawn
Sorry, I don't want to repeat.
02:39:49
ebondawn
This is
02:39:51
troyjohnsen
weak to to moonlight
02:39:52
troyjohnsen
oh fuck
02:39:55
havelgravelgut
You're hearing all this, Grady.
02:39:55
funkeebuddha
That's well enough. Sure.
02:39:58
havelgravelgut
Yes, that's right.
02:39:59
ashtonias
this
02:39:59
ashtonias
whole conversation or just him?
02:40:00
havelgravelgut
I think they might have been were gorillas.
02:40:03
havelgravelgut
No, you're hearing both.
02:40:04
havelgravelgut
You might have been were gorillas, which means they were agents of Malar.
02:40:09
troyjohnsen
oh i thought that might have been char gorillas char gorillas yeah well
02:40:12
havelgravelgut
Let me untie.
02:40:13
havelgravelgut
well you know Malar is also
02:40:15
havelgravelgut
an enemy of our
02:40:17
havelgravelgut
mistress as he taints the moonlight
02:40:19
havelgravelgut
with lycanthem
02:40:20
troyjohnsen
i mean all the
02:40:20
havelgravelgut
yes of course but you know
02:40:21
troyjohnsen
other gods are right right right
02:40:26
havelgravelgut
of course there are some enemies
02:40:28
havelgravelgut
that need immediate smiting
02:40:30
havelgravelgut
you know
02:40:32
troyjohnsen
and it
02:40:32
havelgravelgut
prioritization is next to godliness
02:40:35
havelgravelgut
as William Moon hath taught
02:40:36
havelgravelgut
just now
02:40:37
havelgravelgut
prioritize yes
02:40:40
ebondawn
the worst profit ever.
02:40:43
troyjohnsen
then it's 70 73 prioritized
02:40:49
havelgravelgut
capitalize the P
02:40:50
havelgravelgut
and put a little heart
02:40:52
havelgravelgut
over the I the tittle of the I
02:40:55
havelgravelgut
prioritize
02:40:55
havelgravelgut
prioritize yeah let's get
02:40:57
ebondawn
I like to imagine that picture is how
02:40:59
ebondawn
Rico thinks that
02:41:01
ebondawn
that whole episode went.
02:41:04
troyjohnsen
yeah exactly like yeah we
02:41:06
havelgravelgut
you out of this hour my god hello Dreadie Mercurie i knew you would be there
02:41:10
whygod4007
Alright, I
02:41:12
havelgravelgut
yes my
02:41:16
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie didn't think you knew he would be there.
02:41:21
havelgravelgut
two disciples
02:41:23
ashtonias
No, no. Dreadie Mercurie's not
02:41:25
ashtonias
one of your disciples. What the fuck?
02:41:26
havelgravelgut
wiggle waggle a shimmery uh he reappears
02:41:35
havelgravelgut
rico yes i love william moon baby and you should listen to
02:41:39
havelgravelgut
everything he said
02:41:41
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie you reappear in your room
02:41:43
havelgravelgut
oh my two
02:41:45
ashtonias
That son of a bitch stole my likeness
02:41:46
troyjohnsen
were on board oh yeah
02:41:49
havelgravelgut
disciples yes indeed
02:41:51
havelgravelgut
together you will accomplish
02:41:53
havelgravelgut
great things
02:41:54
havelgravelgut
and I love your big booty song Dreadie Mercurie
02:41:56
ashtonias
Is my window
02:41:58
havelgravelgut
you should definitely play
02:42:00
havelgravelgut
that at the next gig
02:42:00
havelgravelgut
yes you fucking are and you
02:42:03
troyjohnsen
i wrote a song about you
02:42:04
ashtonias
overlooking this
02:42:04
troyjohnsen
oh you said
02:42:05
ashtonias
In the inn or no
02:42:08
havelgravelgut
like your fucking windows lock you gotta run all the way
02:42:09
bad token
I don't know.
02:42:11
havelgravelgut
back downstairs
02:42:12
ashtonias
I'm gonna fucking jump out the window
02:42:15
havelgravelgut
oh my god you are
02:42:17
havelgravelgut
I gotta take a shit
02:42:17
ashtonias
Yeah
02:42:20
havelgravelgut
says an illusion run
02:42:22
havelgravelgut
And then Dred
02:42:25
havelgravelgut
Drops out of the window
02:42:26
havelgravelgut
I gotta go
02:42:31
havelgravelgut
William Moon disappears
02:42:33
ashtonias
Whatever he just made me say
02:42:35
ashtonias
It's not true
02:42:38
troyjohnsen
you were a badass i mean
02:42:41
ashtonias
Son of a bitch
02:42:43
havelgravelgut
I thought it was fucking true
02:42:44
havelgravelgut
God damn it
02:42:50
troyjohnsen
you are that was the fastest i've ever seen
02:42:53
havelgravelgut
And how did you sit with the outhouses here?
02:42:57
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie wasn't taking a shit
02:42:58
ashtonias
He teleported Dreadie Mercurie away
02:43:01
ashtonias
But he
02:43:01
havelgravelgut
Dred, your balls are so sore
02:43:03
havelgravelgut
From that fall
02:43:04
havelgravelgut
You really took a beating earlier
02:43:07
troyjohnsen
misdirection well do you do you need any guidance yeah yeah
02:43:10
havelgravelgut
Alright, you head inside
02:43:12
whygod4007
guess, uh, I guess during this rest,
02:43:13
havelgravelgut
For a nice long rest
02:43:16
whygod4007
Roadie's gonna take his remaining packets of Gorilla Panic
02:43:24
whygod4007
and, uh, just replace the drugs with, like, green tea.
02:43:32
whygod4007
and then put them back in his pocket
02:43:32
havelgravelgut
Nice
02:43:34
whygod4007
in case
02:43:37
whygod4007
Rico wants more later.
02:43:38
havelgravelgut
Oh, I'm sure he will
02:43:39
havelgravelgut
Keep in mind, William
02:43:41
whygod4007
But, you know, I have the
02:43:42
whygod4007
real gorilla panic in another pocket that I
02:43:44
whygod4007
totally remember, and I totally remember
02:43:45
havelgravelgut
I think at this point Rico
02:43:46
whygod4007
which pocket it is and what they look like, without
02:43:48
whygod4007
the labels. See,
02:43:50
havelgravelgut
You need to roll a con save for
02:43:52
havelgravelgut
Addiction
02:43:57
havelgravelgut
DC starts at 13
02:43:59
havelgravelgut
Okay Rico you don't need it yet
02:44:01
havelgravelgut
But you want it
02:44:02
havelgravelgut
It's so nice
02:44:03
ebondawn
You don't need it yet.
02:44:04
ebondawn
Oh, good.
02:44:06
havelgravelgut
Call her
02:44:08
whygod4007
he's not
02:44:09
whygod4007
addicted, he doesn't need it yet.
02:44:11
bad token
Rico can quit any time he wants.
02:44:12
troyjohnsen
but by
02:44:13
ashtonias
wanted him to escape
02:44:14
ebondawn
Yep.
02:44:17
havelgravelgut
What's you doing
02:44:20
ebondawn
What am I doing?
02:44:21
havelgravelgut
What's you doing
02:44:22
havelgravelgut
You get a message
02:44:23
ebondawn
Oh, it's a drool.
02:44:24
havelgravelgut
Oh that's fun
02:44:28
ebondawn
I was fucking
02:44:28
ashtonias
How do
02:44:29
ebondawn
going to sleep.
02:44:31
ebondawn
Aston
02:44:32
ebondawn
Yeah well I'm
02:44:33
havelgravelgut
That's fun I don't really have to sleep that much
02:44:36
havelgravelgut
Because I was born of a god
02:44:38
havelgravelgut
That's right
02:44:40
ebondawn
well aware
02:44:40
ebondawn
You're the son of the proxy
02:44:42
ebondawn
Of Klangadil
02:44:43
havelgravelgut
I remember that
02:44:43
ebondawn
And also his champion
02:44:45
havelgravelgut
He's an astrophotist
02:44:47
ebondawn
Yeah
02:44:48
havelgravelgut
See what I'm saying
02:44:49
havelgravelgut
So I'm like three quarters
02:44:50
havelgravelgut
My mom
02:44:50
ebondawn
What is our title by the way anyway
02:44:53
ebondawn
Like calling you the son of the proxy is kind of
02:44:56
ebondawn
Tedious
02:44:57
ebondawn
Yeah that's not really what I'm calling you
02:44:58
havelgravelgut
always called me
02:44:59
havelgravelgut
Her snickerdoodle
02:45:02
havelgravelgut
Oh god it's so boring
02:45:05
ebondawn
He just
02:45:09
funkeebuddha
Need a little more. Nope.
02:45:09
havelgravelgut
He just he keeps
02:45:11
havelgravelgut
He keeps
02:45:11
ebondawn
He keeps
02:45:12
ebondawn
He keeps
02:45:12
havelgravelgut
Uploading the hints
02:45:13
ebondawn
Just keeps avoiding the what
02:45:14
havelgravelgut
I don't want to
02:45:17
ebondawn
Yeah
02:45:17
havelgravelgut
Talk to you on the phone
02:45:22
ebondawn
No, I guess Astral's not the kind of guy
02:45:24
ebondawn
who's ever going to take a fucking hit.
02:45:25
ebondawn
And it's also like
02:45:26
ebondawn
I can't be rude to him because he's literally
02:45:29
ebondawn
the fucking
02:45:30
ebondawn
he's the son of the proxy of
02:45:33
ebondawn
one of the fucking primary gods of my
02:45:34
havelgravelgut
Yeah
02:45:35
ebondawn
family. It's like
02:45:36
havelgravelgut
Okay well next
02:45:39
funkeebuddha
That's right.
02:45:40
ebondawn
Why the
02:45:42
havelgravelgut
next day we will uh wake up and you will uh before burning man about noon you will be invited to the
02:45:50
havelgravelgut
prison you know to to look around no comment
02:45:54
funkeebuddha
Look around. Which
02:45:54
ebondawn
fuck does Astral
02:45:55
ebondawn
keep talking to me?
02:45:58
ebondawn
Am I just fucking
02:45:59
ebondawn
Am I
02:46:04
ebondawn
taking fucking drugs?
02:46:05
ebondawn
hey roadie have you slipped anything into my
02:46:08
ebondawn
fucking beaters
02:46:08
ebondawn
no no
02:46:11
whygod4007
Uh, oh, uh, what do you want?
02:46:13
whygod4007
And then I just kind of gesture
02:46:14
havelgravelgut
just head
02:46:14
ebondawn
I'm asking if you've already done it without me
02:46:15
whygod4007
to, I point to various pockets.
02:46:20
ebondawn
asking you to
02:46:24
whygod4007
Not this morning.
02:46:26
havelgravelgut
this way you will hopefully teleport to the
02:46:27
ebondawn
you were
02:46:28
havelgravelgut
other side of that overpass yeah just
02:46:30
funkeebuddha
way? Yeah, yeah, right.
02:46:31
troyjohnsen
the way guys uh thanks for
02:46:33
troyjohnsen
helping me kill all those gorillas last night well the
02:46:37
whygod4007
Yeah.
02:46:39
whygod4007
yeah it's
02:46:41
ebondawn
just
02:46:41
ebondawn
fucking high as shit there were no
02:46:44
ebondawn
gorillas
02:46:44
ebondawn
oh definitely
02:46:44
havelgravelgut
head this way right here to this one keep going yeah there
02:46:51
havelgravelgut
you go if you
02:46:54
funkeebuddha
This place is huge,
02:46:55
troyjohnsen
moon came to me himself and told me
02:46:55
funkeebuddha
Huge, man.
02:46:56
whygod4007
time for the gig look at
02:46:57
troyjohnsen
that i killed lots of gorillas yeah my
02:46:59
funkeebuddha
Sure you did, man.
02:47:01
ebondawn
true then never mind
02:47:01
funkeebuddha
Sure you did.
02:47:09
whygod4007
this crowd these guys are riled up where's
02:47:12
ebondawn
ah fuck
02:47:13
ebondawn
it's taking me
02:47:13
havelgravelgut
did right here you should be prompted to head inside to the captain's office
02:47:14
ebondawn
can I get a streaming
02:47:21
ebondawn
thanks
02:47:21
ebondawn
thanks for
02:47:22
whygod4007
the captain's
02:47:22
whygod4007
i don't see the captain's office where am i going all right
02:47:25
ebondawn
I don't know why it's just such a trouble
02:47:31
ebondawn
fucking loading this shit
02:47:32
ebondawn
ooh it's stowing
02:47:37
troyjohnsen
first reaction when i saw that guy's silhouette was
02:47:37
ebondawn
oh shit
02:47:39
troyjohnsen
gorilla because he's got like five children or real friendly
02:47:41
whygod4007
where's this office sorry i
02:47:43
havelgravelgut
i'll show you go down here ready and then
02:47:44
whygod4007
can't find the office now uh
02:47:52
havelgravelgut
move up one square from there all right
02:47:52
bad token
This here.
02:47:58
ebondawn
I didn't take
02:47:58
ebondawn
medicine
02:47:59
ebondawn
oh god
02:48:01
havelgravelgut
welcome uh
02:48:03
havelgravelgut
to east haven prison uh we uh are currently interrogating
02:48:12
havelgravelgut
a metric he kind of chuckles
02:48:15
havelgravelgut
we're tortured
02:48:18
funkeebuddha
What's funny about that?
02:48:21
havelgravelgut
yes Dazon
02:48:22
whygod4007
uh is the prisoner here somewhere where's this
02:48:28
havelgravelgut
you can walk around they're under full lock
02:48:32
havelgravelgut
and key with
02:48:33
havelgravelgut
appropriate shackles for anti-spell
02:48:36
havelgravelgut
casting don't worry we've worked
02:48:38
havelgravelgut
Dazon over several times
02:48:39
havelgravelgut
take a loop around go check in
02:48:42
havelgravelgut
the torque chamber if you want
02:48:43
havelgravelgut
you hear
02:48:46
whygod4007
design guy hey oh
02:48:48
troyjohnsen
hold up
02:48:52
bad token
Oh, my God.
02:48:52
havelgravelgut
a light lute playing
02:48:53
havelgravelgut
down here Roadie it's not bad
02:48:55
havelgravelgut
top of
02:48:58
whygod4007
Oh. Oh,
02:49:03
ebondawn
what the hell
02:49:04
ebondawn
oh god is that Cosby
02:49:05
ebondawn
did I see Cosby there for a second
02:49:07
whygod4007
my God.
02:49:11
havelgravelgut
the board
02:49:13
havelgravelgut
until you
02:49:13
havelgravelgut
it's not Bill Cosby it's William O. Cosby
02:49:14
ebondawn
no
02:49:18
ebondawn
I like
02:49:21
havelgravelgut
be i
02:49:26
funkeebuddha
Oh, my God.
02:49:27
ebondawn
the dream
02:49:27
ebondawn
and the plane and the roof
02:49:29
ebondawn
and the rafters
02:49:30
havelgravelgut
suppose i am i
02:49:31
whygod4007
Dazad, I hear you're scheduled to burn this afternoon.
02:49:31
ebondawn
is that
02:49:39
whygod4007
Do you have any requests for the types of music you'd like to burn to?
02:49:46
havelgravelgut
suppose fire themed songs maybe burn baby burn maybe that's the
02:49:52
funkeebuddha
You cannot lie.
02:49:54
havelgravelgut
fire i like huge asses
02:49:57
ashtonias
you feel about fat-bottom orcs?
02:50:02
havelgravelgut
that's what
02:50:05
funkeebuddha
You walk
02:50:05
whygod4007
And just to, you know, dot all my I's and cross all my T's,
02:50:10
whygod4007
you're a red wizard, correct?
02:50:17
whygod4007
Oh, so
02:50:17
havelgravelgut
they're charging me with conspiracy to aid in wet
02:50:23
havelgravelgut
Red wizard, Gray.
02:50:26
ashtonias
Did you aid in white wizardry?
02:50:27
whygod4007
you're not actually a fucking red wizard.
02:50:31
whygod4007
You're just aiding them.
02:50:31
havelgravelgut
No, I'm an innocent man.
02:50:36
ebondawn
no I'm a what
02:50:36
ebondawn
you really don't sound
02:50:37
havelgravelgut
No, I'm an innocent man, of course.
02:50:42
whygod4007
Oh, you are?
02:50:42
whygod4007
Ah, the door's still locked, though.
02:50:43
havelgravelgut
Yes.
02:50:44
ebondawn
convincing
02:50:46
ebondawn
I mean
02:50:47
havelgravelgut
I am a red wizard.
02:50:51
havelgravelgut
They discovered my spell books.
02:50:52
havelgravelgut
I am doomed.
02:50:54
havelgravelgut
What do you want from me?
02:51:00
whygod4007
Do you know anything about this, uh,
02:51:03
whygod4007
Chaos Wolf character?
02:51:07
havelgravelgut
That all depends.
02:51:08
havelgravelgut
I know a great deal about a great many things.
02:51:10
havelgravelgut
I have a very powerful, well-stocked lair right here in Tin Towns.
02:51:17
havelgravelgut
we just take a little
02:51:19
havelgravelgut
favor before I would
02:51:22
bad token
so i'm doing what
02:51:22
havelgravelgut
show you and shower you in arcane
02:51:24
havelgravelgut
power
02:51:25
whygod4007
Well, a favor I can do,
02:51:27
havelgravelgut
wait what
02:51:28
whygod4007
and I hold up a labeled packet of Gorilla Panic,
02:51:33
whygod4007
and, no, sadly,
02:51:36
havelgravelgut
is that
02:51:36
havelgravelgut
I was asking you to
02:51:37
troyjohnsen
oh wait
02:51:39
havelgravelgut
unlock my fucking door
02:51:41
havelgravelgut
and help me escape
02:51:42
havelgravelgut
idiot
02:51:45
whygod4007
uh,
02:51:47
whygod4007
sadly we don't condone red wizardry.
02:51:50
whygod4007
Definitely the worst color of wizardry.
02:51:51
troyjohnsen
a minute wait a
02:51:52
troyjohnsen
minute mr uh mr dazon have you
02:51:58
havelgravelgut
yeah
02:51:59
havelgravelgut
I can genuinely say I have not
02:52:00
troyjohnsen
heard the good news about william moon well he
02:52:06
havelgravelgut
I have
02:52:06
funkeebuddha
away.
02:52:07
funkeebuddha
Why the
02:52:10
troyjohnsen
is the representative
02:52:10
troyjohnsen
of our lord and savior saloon and if you accept saloon as the one and true god and commit
02:52:19
troyjohnsen
your
02:52:20
troyjohnsen
your life to the teachings of the book of moonen i think i might be able to help you out nobody's
02:52:27
havelgravelgut
seen the light
02:52:28
havelgravelgut
yeah I accept it
02:52:33
whygod4007
where are
02:52:34
havelgravelgut
sure
02:52:34
havelgravelgut
Sure.
02:52:37
funkeebuddha
fuck not?
02:52:37
havelgravelgut
No, come
02:52:37
funkeebuddha
I walked away.
02:52:40
troyjohnsen
nobody's gonna stop rico yeah i'm telling i'm
02:52:43
bad token
i'm not
02:52:43
whygod4007
you going to attempt to open the door or something it is locked uh no
02:52:44
ashtonias
Does anybody
02:52:52
troyjohnsen
telling him that yes i will try to free him if
02:52:56
troyjohnsen
if he yeah he's
02:52:56
ashtonias
in the party have speak with dead?
02:52:59
ebondawn
I'm not there because I can't move tokens right now
02:53:01
ebondawn
but like I would be like no you can't
02:53:02
ebondawn
just fucking free a criminal
02:53:04
ebondawn
because
02:53:05
whygod4007
uh rico i i don't
02:53:07
whygod4007
i don't believe freeing him is a good idea but you did save his soul in the afterlife and
02:53:07
ebondawn
yeah that's
02:53:13
whygod4007
i think that's very noble of you he'll now get to go
02:53:16
ebondawn
all that
02:53:17
ebondawn
really matters in the end right so
02:53:18
ebondawn
oh no
02:53:21
ashtonias
No, hold on a moment.
02:53:22
whygod4007
to the big moon in the sky
02:53:24
whygod4007
guy oh are you saying that
02:53:26
havelgravelgut
on, they can't kill me.
02:53:27
havelgravelgut
That would make you infidels
02:53:29
havelgravelgut
if you let me die.
02:53:31
troyjohnsen
got
02:53:31
troyjohnsen
wait so
02:53:32
ebondawn
why is everything
02:53:33
whygod4007
you don't have faith in william moon himself to come down and save you
02:53:37
whygod4007
upon the pyre i'll tell
02:53:40
havelgravelgut
Very clever, you blue-skinned fuck.
02:53:49
havelgravelgut
Hey there.
02:53:49
troyjohnsen
you don't think that william moon as the as your savior why is
02:53:53
havelgravelgut
Oh, God, I'm just enjoying this
02:53:55
havelgravelgut
delicious juice I made up
02:53:58
havelgravelgut
right here in the toilet.
02:53:59
havelgravelgut
Oh, God, I'd love to share a sip with somebody.
02:54:07
havelgravelgut
Get back here!
02:54:08
ebondawn
terrible
02:54:09
havelgravelgut
Get back here!
02:54:13
ebondawn
why'd you have to be a rapist
02:54:13
havelgravelgut
Hey there.
02:54:14
ebondawn
Cosby
02:54:15
havelgravelgut
Hey.
02:54:16
whygod4007
you what uh i got i got a pocket for ups i got a pocket for downs i got
02:54:17
havelgravelgut
Do you
02:54:22
whygod4007
a pocket for crazy crazy crazy strength i got a pocket for uh yeah
02:54:29
havelgravelgut
have pocket for no pain?
02:54:32
whygod4007
right uh and i i just reach
02:54:33
havelgravelgut
Give me that.
02:54:38
bad token
crazy straight
02:54:39
whygod4007
Reach into my coke pocket, I guess, and then get a nice handful, and I just, oh, sure,
02:54:43
havelgravelgut
You don't have morphine or ketamine?
02:54:47
havelgravelgut
You got ketamine.
02:54:49
whygod4007
yes.
02:54:50
havelgravelgut
Yeah, you're going to have ketamine.
02:54:51
havelgravelgut
And yeah, give him a lot of that.
02:54:55
whygod4007
But not enough that he dies, because we do still have to perform our concert.
02:54:58
havelgravelgut
Totally.
02:54:59
havelgravelgut
But I mean, enough to where he won't feel the pain of burning.
02:55:01
havelgravelgut
He will say, I actually appreciate this a great deal.
02:55:06
havelgravelgut
This will make the passing much less horrific.
02:55:10
havelgravelgut
I have a simulacrum.
02:55:13
havelgravelgut
I sent it out into the frozen wilds.
02:55:15
havelgravelgut
with him you will be able
02:55:18
havelgravelgut
to enter into my
02:55:20
havelgravelgut
lair
02:55:21
havelgravelgut
tell the barkeep
02:55:23
havelgravelgut
at the
02:55:24
havelgravelgut
lair's
02:55:26
havelgravelgut
the lucky liar
02:55:32
whygod4007
Oh, man, should have got him to talk before he took the ketamine.
02:55:43
havelgravelgut
in Lonelywood
02:55:45
havelgravelgut
in Lonelywood
02:55:46
havelgravelgut
the lucky liar in Lonelywood
02:55:49
havelgravelgut
below that is
02:55:51
havelgravelgut
my lair
02:55:53
havelgravelgut
probably my simulacrum
02:55:57
havelgravelgut
from gain entrance to my lair,
02:56:02
havelgravelgut
and I will take this for the burning.
02:56:02
whygod4007
Sweet.
02:56:04
whygod4007
Anything you could tell us about the chaos wolf?
02:56:09
funkeebuddha
Where's the lucky liar again?
02:56:11
havelgravelgut
Lonely wood.
02:56:11
funkeebuddha
To the
02:56:14
havelgravelgut
The Chaos Wolf once was bound by Gleipnir.
02:56:23
havelgravelgut
I assume it still is.
02:56:25
havelgravelgut
In order to cut that,
02:56:27
havelgravelgut
they would need something capable of cutting anything.
02:56:35
funkeebuddha
shears.
02:56:40
whygod4007
Sorry, what would need to be cut?
02:56:42
whygod4007
Sorry.
02:56:43
whygod4007
right oh definitely
02:56:44
havelgravelgut
Gleipnir, the chains that bind Fenris.
02:56:50
ebondawn
yeah that would be really bad
02:56:51
havelgravelgut
Fenrir.
02:56:52
havelgravelgut
the Norse
02:56:57
whygod4007
should do everything we can to not let that happen like I
02:57:00
troyjohnsen
he telling us all this stuff
02:57:03
whygod4007
gave him some drugs to ease his passing when he's burned alive well well
02:57:08
havelgravelgut
pantheon
02:57:09
havelgravelgut
studied most
02:57:11
havelgravelgut
in the Skald
02:57:14
havelgravelgut
seeing most of it
02:57:15
havelgravelgut
an island
02:57:16
havelgravelgut
to the west of the purple rocks
02:57:19
havelgravelgut
it's very far away
02:57:22
havelgravelgut
it's called Skaldholm
02:57:25
havelgravelgut
you might find more
02:57:27
havelgravelgut
information on probably the most
02:57:29
havelgravelgut
information possible on Finris
02:57:31
havelgravelgut
there
02:57:32
havelgravelgut
thank you
02:57:41
havelgravelgut
what is your name
02:57:42
whygod4007
we'll
02:57:43
whygod4007
see we'll see you out there they just call me roadie are you
02:57:45
havelgravelgut
all right roadie thank you uh
02:57:54
havelgravelgut
william o'cosby
02:57:55
havelgravelgut
do you want to do you want to sip of my juice no
02:57:57
ebondawn
Oh, I'm loaded in now, so
02:58:00
ebondawn
Thanks
02:58:01
troyjohnsen
okay hey he
02:58:04
ashtonias
Oh, no, thank you.
02:58:06
ashtonias
Dretty was just inquirerizing if you are being burned today.
02:58:11
havelgravelgut
i'm not being burned today i'm scheduled for a
02:58:14
havelgravelgut
10 day a 10 day from now on phone
02:58:17
ashtonias
What?
02:58:18
ashtonias
Ah, but you will be burned.
02:58:23
ashtonias
guard watch
02:58:24
whygod4007
honestly you seem
02:58:26
havelgravelgut
yeah well some ladies got sleepy and
02:58:26
whygod4007
you seem pretty fucking nice why are they why are they gonna burn you hmm I
02:58:34
havelgravelgut
i was already doing it
02:58:36
havelgravelgut
i wouldn't
02:58:37
funkeebuddha
Oh, my God.
02:58:44
whygod4007
I don't want to weigh in on this one.
02:58:46
ashtonias
over there
02:58:47
ashtonias
is that guard over there watching this area
02:58:48
havelgravelgut
but yeah nobody
02:58:50
ashtonias
very diligently
02:58:52
troyjohnsen
let you play that loot in there i'll i'll
02:58:57
havelgravelgut
knows the trouble i see nobody knows lathander
02:59:02
havelgravelgut
come on i
02:59:05
troyjohnsen
i'll play with him i'll play with him
02:59:12
havelgravelgut
know how to make dry poison and i'm really and i'm really good
02:59:16
ashtonias
Roadie if you can run some
02:59:17
ashtonias
interference for me
02:59:20
havelgravelgut
at casting sleep
02:59:21
havelgravelgut
literally he's got 10 vials of dry poison on his character sheet and sleep at will awful
02:59:33
troyjohnsen
jeez maybe
02:59:35
ebondawn
Fucking hell
02:59:38
ebondawn
You should have friends, too
02:59:40
havelgravelgut
awful
02:59:41
havelgravelgut
awful friends yeah luckily these are awarded
02:59:47
ebondawn
Hey, pod, don't you like to take a sip
02:59:49
ebondawn
Of this juice?
02:59:49
havelgravelgut
to get no casting ready so you can't guess
02:59:53
ashtonias
what's that
02:59:54
ashtonias
I can't cast a spell there's a warden place
02:59:54
havelgravelgut
they're they're warded okay otherwise
02:59:59
ebondawn
No, it's a fucking magically worded prison
03:00:01
ashtonias
damn
03:00:03
havelgravelgut
he would have already put you to sleep and be he would
03:00:05
havelgravelgut
be fucking your mouth right now wait you
03:00:09
troyjohnsen
we should talk to the warden and see see if we can have a double burning with
03:00:12
troyjohnsen
that would
03:00:16
ashtonias
how much
03:00:17
havelgravelgut
want to double roast hey a roadie if you want to make
03:00:20
whygod4007
Oh, I assumed he already took
03:00:22
havelgravelgut
extra bad tell him it's ketamine but it's actually ecstasy then he gets burned alive
03:00:24
funkeebuddha
It's William
03:00:26
havelgravelgut
With his nerd
03:00:28
havelgravelgut
No I'm talking about for William O'Cosby
03:00:29
whygod4007
it.
03:00:32
havelgravelgut
Watch where you point that fucking thing
03:00:33
whygod4007
Oh.
03:00:36
ebondawn
Jesus Christ
03:00:39
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah
03:00:40
ebondawn
Makes me think of, like, the fucking
03:00:40
whygod4007
Alright.
03:00:41
whygod4007
We should go set up on the stage.
03:00:41
ebondawn
Like, you ever watch
03:00:43
whygod4007
Get this burning going.
03:00:46
ebondawn
Dread?
03:00:49
ashtonias
do you want
03:00:49
whygod4007
This is kind of the big deal for us.
03:00:49
ashtonias
for that
03:00:50
ashtonias
I was going
03:00:52
whygod4007
Biggest crowd we've had.
03:00:54
whygod4007
We're going to get them real riled up for you.
03:00:56
havelgravelgut
We'll see about that
03:00:57
whygod4007
You'll never hear any screams as loud as this one.
03:00:58
havelgravelgut
Looking forward to it
03:01:02
havelgravelgut
What were you saying Dreadie Mercurie Mercury
03:01:06
ashtonias
to say how much would you add on
03:01:07
ashtonias
to our team if we do two burnings
03:01:09
ashtonias
instead of one
03:01:10
ashtonias
why not
03:01:11
havelgravelgut
We can't do two burnings
03:01:13
havelgravelgut
So
03:01:14
havelgravelgut
So I scheduled
03:01:15
havelgravelgut
You can't just burn somebody because you want to
03:01:19
ashtonias
but it'll throw off the symmetry of the actual show if we don't have
03:01:23
ashtonias
two. Alright.
03:01:23
havelgravelgut
Roll me persuasion
03:01:24
ebondawn
Somewhere Aussie's like
03:01:25
havelgravelgut
Roll me persuasion
03:01:25
ebondawn
Like, similar odds, he's like,
03:01:27
ebondawn
of course he can.
03:01:31
havelgravelgut
Yeah
03:01:31
havelgravelgut
You can burn as many sheep as you want
03:01:36
ashtonias
I'm
03:01:36
havelgravelgut
Dread it.
03:01:37
ashtonias
going to inspiration that, by the way
03:01:39
havelgravelgut
Go ahead.
03:01:40
ashtonias
There we go.
03:01:48
havelgravelgut
Dreadworth.
03:01:50
ebondawn
Or Chata
03:01:51
havelgravelgut
Oh, I don't know.
03:01:53
havelgravelgut
Unless you were wanting to burn William O'Cosby.
03:01:56
havelgravelgut
That guy's creepy.
03:01:57
havelgravelgut
All right, well, let's see.
03:01:57
ashtonias
That is precisely who I had in mind
03:02:03
havelgravelgut
You want to meet him?
03:02:03
havelgravelgut
Well, fucking all right.
03:02:05
havelgravelgut
Look, I'll pay you.
03:02:07
havelgravelgut
Shit, I'll double your fee if we can get rid of William O'Cosby.
03:02:10
havelgravelgut
He almost got me last week.
03:02:13
havelgravelgut
He somehow made horchata in his cell.
03:02:16
havelgravelgut
It smelled delicious.
03:02:19
ashtonias
Those are the slippery ones
03:02:19
ebondawn
is
03:02:20
ebondawn
pretty fucking good.
03:02:20
havelgravelgut
Yeah, I know.
03:02:21
havelgravelgut
No, it's like I did like any drink
03:02:22
havelgravelgut
I would have turned down from him except Horchata.
03:02:27
ashtonias
We should post an additional guard
03:02:32
havelgravelgut
Wait a minute.
03:02:32
havelgravelgut
What do you mean double bird?
03:02:36
ebondawn
What do you mean?
03:02:38
havelgravelgut
This is bullshit.
03:02:38
whygod4007
Alright.
03:02:40
havelgravelgut
All right.
03:02:46
havelgravelgut
So Zod, do y'all see how you can head up?
03:02:49
havelgravelgut
Can you?
03:02:50
havelgravelgut
Thank you.
03:02:51
havelgravelgut
Yeah, move up.
03:02:55
ebondawn
Hmm? Yeah.
03:02:58
funkeebuddha
coming with us now?
03:03:00
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
03:03:01
havelgravelgut
You're bird of both.
03:03:05
ebondawn
He persuaded them to burn more people.
03:03:06
whygod4007
As they move Dazon towards the stage,
03:03:07
ebondawn
Yeah. We're the good guys.
03:03:10
whygod4007
I have to whisper to Dazon,
03:03:14
whygod4007
I'm really sorry about this,
03:03:15
whygod4007
but we really need to nail this show,
03:03:18
whygod4007
and I can't have you taking it so silently,
03:03:25
whygod4007
and I blow a huge handful of cocaine
03:03:28
whygod4007
directly into his face
03:03:30
whygod4007
to counteract the ketamine.
03:03:32
havelgravelgut
Oh.
03:03:32
bad token
jesus thing for
03:03:35
havelgravelgut
Oh, Rory.
03:03:37
funkeebuddha
God, you're being mean.
03:03:38
havelgravelgut
Inspiration.
03:03:42
bad token
the show see it
03:03:45
havelgravelgut
It's horrible.
03:03:47
havelgravelgut
It's so deviant.
03:03:49
havelgravelgut
All right,
03:03:51
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie is
03:03:52
funkeebuddha
It's evil.
03:03:55
ebondawn
That's pretty fucked up.
03:03:58
whygod4007
He's a red wizard.
03:03:59
whygod4007
He was already
03:04:00
funkeebuddha
It's farther.
03:04:01
ebondawn
Oh, okay. Never mind then.
03:04:02
ebondawn
Fucking torture him.
03:04:05
funkeebuddha
But that's okay.
03:04:07
ebondawn
What, you
03:04:07
whygod4007
going to be burned alive.
03:04:09
whygod4007
i mean it's these people's arcane ritual we just you know how are we supposed to put on a good show
03:04:13
whygod4007
if he's not howling this gotta be a this
03:04:16
ebondawn
just play music?
03:04:16
funkeebuddha
We can play music.
03:04:17
ebondawn
I'm fucking old.
03:04:18
funkeebuddha
I'm aware.
03:04:20
ebondawn
Psychopath?
03:04:21
whygod4007
has to be a memorable show for everyone trying to make
03:04:24
ebondawn
Oh, it's gonna be now
03:04:25
whygod4007
a name for ourselves oh well we
03:04:27
havelgravelgut
take the stage, like, up here, if you would.
03:04:30
havelgravelgut
I got you.
03:04:35
ebondawn
There's like a
03:04:35
whygod4007
can move further upwards onto the battlements
03:04:36
ebondawn
Let me up here, fucking
03:04:36
funkeebuddha
I'm out of time.
03:04:43
ebondawn
Don't let me go
03:04:44
troyjohnsen
be a great Dreadie Mercurie bardic i
03:04:45
bad token
oh yeah let's
03:04:49
ashtonias
going to be straddling the cannon
03:04:51
havelgravelgut
Beautiful.
03:04:53
havelgravelgut
Like Cher on the Battleship.
03:04:55
ebondawn
Just like to feel the power
03:04:57
ebondawn
In my legs
03:04:58
havelgravelgut
Well, if I were her, my girl,
03:05:01
havelgravelgut
probably be stricter on my daughter.
03:05:08
ashtonias
Thank you
03:05:08
havelgravelgut
That's perfect.
03:05:09
troyjohnsen
did Dreadie Mercurie pretty out
03:05:09
whygod4007
it's pretty
03:05:10
ebondawn
He was getting inspirations
03:05:20
ebondawn
Guys, we're gonna play a show in front of people burning alive
03:05:22
ebondawn
That's pretty awful
03:05:24
ebondawn
And quite metal
03:05:26
troyjohnsen
no
03:05:26
ashtonias
Pedal
03:05:28
bad token
show biz yes
03:05:29
whygod4007
pretty rock and roll honestly it kind of reminds me of the old days
03:05:30
ebondawn
That's jovial
03:05:38
whygod4007
i don't know
03:05:39
whygod4007
maybe this was a mistake you guys want to maybe skip these this show yeah just
03:05:44
ebondawn
It's a little late
03:05:44
troyjohnsen
No? Dredia
03:05:44
ashtonias
It's too late now
03:05:45
ebondawn
It's a little late now
03:05:46
ebondawn
You know,
03:05:48
funkeebuddha
Now you're real conscious.
03:05:52
whygod4007
you know
03:05:55
whygod4007
burning people during the show tends not to no
03:05:55
ebondawn
when you're talking
03:05:56
ebondawn
about the old days, you get
03:05:58
ebondawn
this look in your eye like you've done
03:06:00
ebondawn
horrific shit.
03:06:02
whygod4007
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:06:04
whygod4007
Uh, I don't...
03:06:06
funkeebuddha
Let's not talk about that.
03:06:06
whygod4007
Uh, you guys...
03:06:07
havelgravelgut
With a rare double burning
03:06:09
havelgravelgut
and a special performance from
03:06:14
havelgravelgut
Gweosvulv,
03:06:14
bad token
do it
03:06:15
havelgravelgut
We now start burning
03:06:19
havelgravelgut
Way Osborne
03:06:20
ebondawn
Amazing.
03:06:23
havelgravelgut
Roll for initiative
03:06:25
ashtonias
He announces
03:06:27
funkeebuddha
It's an honest mistake.
03:06:28
funkeebuddha
I gotta
03:06:30
havelgravelgut
Roll for performance initiative
03:06:30
whygod4007
Oh.
03:06:33
havelgravelgut
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
03:06:36
bad token
give rico
03:06:41
ebondawn
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
03:06:42
whygod4007
No, I
03:06:42
havelgravelgut
I was
03:06:43
ebondawn
I stepped away for a second.
03:06:45
ebondawn
I was opening some delicious
03:06:46
ebondawn
black sugar milk tea almonds.
03:06:50
havelgravelgut
thinking on yours
03:06:51
havelgravelgut
Black sugar, yum
03:06:53
havelgravelgut
All right, Roadie
03:06:56
ebondawn
Me, probably.
03:06:56
havelgravelgut
How do you announce the band?
03:06:58
havelgravelgut
or you already have done a whole lot
03:07:00
havelgravelgut
to with the double burning
03:07:02
havelgravelgut
okay
03:07:06
whygod4007
don't have an announcement.
03:07:07
whygod4007
Or, no.
03:07:09
whygod4007
They already announced us as Chaos Wolf.
03:07:11
whygod4007
We're good.
03:07:15
ashtonias
his
03:07:15
ashtonias
Chaosable
03:07:16
ashtonias
Fat bottom
03:07:18
whygod4007
And, uh, I guess, let's see, who...
03:07:21
whygod4007
NG...
03:07:22
whygod4007
Who's our worst performer right now?
03:07:28
ebondawn
I have a plus one performance.
03:07:28
whygod4007
Oh, but you already have a way to get help.
03:07:29
ebondawn
I don't know if anyone's worse than that.
03:07:35
whygod4007
Or advantage, right?
03:07:37
ebondawn
I have an ability that once per
03:07:39
ebondawn
performance, I can increase my roll
03:07:41
ebondawn
by a D6.
03:07:44
whygod4007
Alright, that's fine. I'll just help you.
03:07:45
whygod4007
All good.
03:07:46
whygod4007
you'll have advantage on your your first performance uh Dreadie Mercurie
03:07:49
havelgravelgut
I imagine Roadie you just
03:07:51
havelgravelgut
look at him and give him like one of those like old men
03:07:53
havelgravelgut
like fist pumps like yeah come on
03:07:55
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:07:58
bad token
and uh Dreadie Mercurie heroic inspiration Dreadie Mercurie and
03:08:01
ebondawn
Be all boomery.
03:08:03
ebondawn
Rank that on.
03:08:04
havelgravelgut
yeah right
03:08:06
havelgravelgut
NG
03:08:10
havelgravelgut
who did you inspire
03:08:10
funkeebuddha
set it off.
03:08:12
havelgravelgut
again uh
03:08:16
funkeebuddha
Therefore,
03:08:16
ebondawn
We need some hair escape, right?
03:08:17
bad token
rico
03:08:19
havelgravelgut
no he already he just spent it
03:08:21
whygod4007
already has inspiration
03:08:22
whygod4007
oh okay clack clack
03:08:24
troyjohnsen
has bardic inspiration from me.
03:08:28
havelgravelgut
great he does
03:08:29
troyjohnsen
Yeah. Yeah.
03:08:30
havelgravelgut
I just play it like
03:08:33
ebondawn
What about, um,
03:08:33
ebondawn
something on Sarah's cape?
03:08:37
havelgravelgut
I need to play
03:08:38
havelgravelgut
you play Fat Bottom Girls right
03:08:42
troyjohnsen
That's a
03:08:42
ashtonias
orcs
03:08:47
havelgravelgut
Angie
03:08:49
ebondawn
Every time you're gonna be like, fat bottom, half orcs.
03:08:53
havelgravelgut
yes sir
03:08:53
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna do a performance.
03:08:54
ebondawn
Fat bottom, orcs.
03:09:02
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna do a right performance.
03:09:03
havelgravelgut
yes sir
03:09:05
funkeebuddha
All right.
03:09:06
funkeebuddha
We want a small barbecue.
03:09:07
troyjohnsen
beat, man.
03:09:10
funkeebuddha
I said, we want a small barbecue.
03:09:11
troyjohnsen
What was that? Nice.
03:09:18
havelgravelgut
amazing
03:09:18
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:09:18
troyjohnsen
Oh, I
03:09:21
whygod4007
oh we
03:09:21
havelgravelgut
Angie
03:09:22
funkeebuddha
24.
03:09:23
funkeebuddha
You can
03:09:23
havelgravelgut
starts laying down that
03:09:25
havelgravelgut
hitting four on the floor
03:09:27
havelgravelgut
even though you're hitting the back beat too
03:09:29
havelgravelgut
and it just brings pure power
03:09:31
havelgravelgut
especially with
03:09:34
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut's thrumming bass line
03:09:39
havelgravelgut
folder you got to hit those slides on that baseline just perfect you do it
03:09:45
ebondawn
Alright.
03:09:45
ebondawn
I have the help of Andy, so I have advantage
03:09:47
ebondawn
on this, is it?
03:09:48
funkeebuddha
do it.
03:09:48
havelgravelgut
right in the pocket
03:09:49
funkeebuddha
yeah that's
03:09:55
ebondawn
Nice.
03:09:55
havelgravelgut
14 is dc so the thing holds steady right in the pocket rico here
03:09:59
bad token
oh that's
03:10:02
troyjohnsen
forgot.
03:10:02
troyjohnsen
I wanted to do some dancing lights ahead of time, if you'll allow it.
03:10:08
troyjohnsen
Just to add a little flavor.
03:10:12
bad token
a good idea starting right
03:10:13
ebondawn
You're so the lead singer of Creed.
03:10:15
ebondawn
Just ruining the band
03:10:18
ebondawn
I'm gonna sing
03:10:19
ebondawn
About my son again
03:10:21
ebondawn
God damn it
03:10:27
troyjohnsen
Rico will make the dance, with his bonus action, will make the dancing lights
03:10:30
troyjohnsen
make a crescent moon.
03:10:42
whygod4007
need uh we need to get uh cosby and design on the tracker
03:10:45
whygod4007
they are part of the performance after all
03:10:50
ebondawn
Wow
03:10:50
whygod4007
oh my
03:10:54
funkeebuddha
not bad yeah
03:10:55
ebondawn
What are you gonna make them make concerts
03:10:56
ashtonias
The sweat across
03:10:57
ebondawn
With how much they scream
03:11:09
havelgravelgut
they're screaming real good all right rico with a
03:11:18
troyjohnsen
17. That's
03:11:19
whygod4007
god the charisma on cosby good lord he's got
03:11:20
havelgravelgut
three above yeah dude and still use this and
03:11:26
ebondawn
What is
03:11:27
ebondawn
I didn't notice
03:11:28
ebondawn
Oh god
03:11:30
whygod4007
a plus 13 hey yo
03:11:31
havelgravelgut
he's and he still used sleep ready come on
03:11:31
ebondawn
You're a monster
03:11:40
ebondawn
You're just like in your mind
03:11:40
havelgravelgut
it's ready ready coming from stage left or stage right roll that
03:11:41
ebondawn
You're like no Cosby has to have an epic
03:11:43
ebondawn
Fucking show
03:11:43
ebondawn
That actually
03:11:49
havelgravelgut
again because you have
03:11:50
havelgravelgut
advantage daddy gets up and she starts clapping that ass it actually
03:12:00
havelgravelgut
distracts you scales
03:12:02
ebondawn
distracts you
03:12:04
havelgravelgut
scales 15 plus two so that are both
03:12:05
whygod4007
just the
03:12:07
troyjohnsen
a 15 for him, though, right?
03:12:09
troyjohnsen
Right, he can...
03:12:12
havelgravelgut
sides with chicks up yeah that's
03:12:15
ebondawn
and she's having an unnecessary
03:12:15
bad token
here i have a little radius of um fairy fire
03:12:22
bad token
illuminating everybody in uh cool i don't know pink violet light we're a
03:12:30
whygod4007
world's biggest
03:12:31
whygod4007
glowing orc ass bouncing on stage now I'm
03:12:35
havelgravelgut
actually like that's a
03:12:37
havelgravelgut
fabulous that is a fabulous idea dude
03:12:38
ashtonias
it
03:12:39
ashtonias
Can cast a sheen
03:12:40
ashtonias
A glorious sheen
03:12:47
bad token
cool outline
03:12:47
bad token
and i rock a solo whoa whoa
03:12:56
ebondawn
sex solo because of course necessary what
03:12:59
bad token
whoa unnecessary doing a lot of work sounds so
03:13:05
ebondawn
could be more necessary
03:13:08
havelgravelgut
oh they are dude the people are
03:13:10
whygod4007
kind of wondering are the screams
03:13:12
whygod4007
enhancing our performance or a detriment to our performance okay
03:13:17
havelgravelgut
partying here i have actually have a good hover art for them
03:13:21
havelgravelgut
i'll make it coverable there's only two
03:13:23
ebondawn
i like to imagine that ng is like adapting the drumming to fucking
03:13:26
ebondawn
match the clapping of this fucking woman's ass
03:13:30
funkeebuddha
it's a
03:13:32
havelgravelgut
all right beautiful scales ticking up the meter
03:13:32
ebondawn
tries to
03:13:40
havelgravelgut
there william oh my god it burns so bad
03:13:44
havelgravelgut
he's like it harmonizes
03:13:47
bad token
good like this
03:13:52
havelgravelgut
with you i wouldn't
03:13:56
ebondawn
cast sleep on himself
03:14:01
funkeebuddha
good idea oh no
03:14:01
havelgravelgut
be up that's great all right roadie
03:14:07
whygod4007
Roadie Roadie's having some regrets looking at the the people burning in the
03:14:15
whygod4007
fire
03:14:16
whygod4007
bringing back some painful memories for roadie and he just kind of falls to his knees it's
03:14:25
whygod4007
not
03:14:25
whygod4007
again what have i done it's
03:14:27
ebondawn
Roadie why do you what do you always say not again every time something terrible happens
03:14:41
ebondawn
Oh, no.
03:14:47
troyjohnsen
Roadie, you okay, dude?
03:14:49
whygod4007
the only way uh i do any
03:14:50
funkeebuddha
looks more
03:14:51
troyjohnsen
Are you seeing gorillas?
03:14:57
ashtonias
god it's
03:14:58
whygod4007
of these zombies have anything for me
03:15:01
ebondawn
More guitar
03:15:01
whygod4007
are they holding anything in their hands small
03:15:09
havelgravelgut
a child indeed they
03:15:09
whygod4007
triangular shaped yes i'm
03:15:16
ebondawn
kicks.
03:15:19
whygod4007
inquiring if they have
03:15:20
whygod4007
guitar picks i reach
03:15:22
havelgravelgut
do you see
03:15:24
ebondawn
Whatever the fuck is going on with
03:15:26
ebondawn
Roadie's weird acts over here.
03:15:27
ebondawn
Zombies giving gifts.
03:15:30
whygod4007
out for a a guitar pick i i
03:15:33
havelgravelgut
someone backing backing up singing with Dreadie Mercurie also
03:15:38
havelgravelgut
so
03:15:39
havelgravelgut
you take
03:15:41
ebondawn
Oh, fuck. Is that fucking Ozzy Osbourne
03:15:44
ebondawn
back there? None
03:15:48
funkeebuddha
like angus young
03:15:50
havelgravelgut
the pitch
03:15:51
havelgravelgut
they shove it
03:15:52
havelgravelgut
into your hands
03:15:52
havelgravelgut
almost
03:15:53
havelgravelgut
and you
03:15:54
whygod4007
i take i take the pick embrace i
03:16:02
whygod4007
do now
03:16:06
havelgravelgut
away
03:16:09
ebondawn
of us saw that, right?
03:16:10
ebondawn
I don't
03:16:10
havelgravelgut
roadie
03:16:11
havelgravelgut
you
03:16:13
havelgravelgut
pick up the pitch
03:16:14
havelgravelgut
right
03:16:14
havelgravelgut
oh boy
03:16:18
havelgravelgut
if I'm
03:16:25
whygod4007
uh i i'm
03:16:26
whygod4007
also uh stage to the side where where no one no one could see me yes but
03:16:33
havelgravelgut
not mistaken
03:16:33
havelgravelgut
something would
03:16:35
havelgravelgut
change
03:16:35
havelgravelgut
about
03:16:36
havelgravelgut
roadie
03:16:37
havelgravelgut
when this happens
03:16:37
havelgravelgut
right
03:16:40
whygod4007
i'm gonna say that i'm
03:16:41
whygod4007
i'm visually hidden from the the squad who's playing they'll
03:16:49
whygod4007
only they'll only hear slight
03:16:55
whygod4007
slight change as a second guitar cuts through the cuts through the night air igniting
03:17:05
havelgravelgut
give me a performance
03:17:06
whygod4007
the flames
03:17:06
whygod4007
further higher uh okay
03:17:10
havelgravelgut
check
03:17:17
troyjohnsen
Nice.
03:17:19
ebondawn
like this.
03:17:20
ebondawn
I don't know what this is.
03:17:21
bad token
okay I'm
03:17:22
ebondawn
It's not good.
03:17:24
ebondawn
It's not good.
03:17:25
ashtonias
guitarist x i'm on
03:17:28
ebondawn
It's not good.
03:17:28
havelgravelgut
well
03:17:29
ebondawn
Oh, shit.
03:17:30
funkeebuddha
the hell
03:17:30
whygod4007
well i think that should be higher but it's fine i'll i'll tear and tear
03:17:31
bad token
back in
03:17:31
bad token
no
03:17:38
whygod4007
into it uh no
03:17:43
bad token
is that a Limp Bizkit riff
03:17:43
havelgravelgut
you step out yes do you step out angie
03:17:47
bad token
no that
03:17:51
whygod4007
i'm gonna i'm gonna stay i'm gonna stay hidden just lay into it lay into the song
03:17:55
havelgravelgut
angie there's another guitar which is really weird
03:18:00
havelgravelgut
but it's pretty badass also you're
03:18:04
funkeebuddha
is that coming from man i'm gonna send my little bat
03:18:12
funkeebuddha
to go looking around
03:18:14
funkeebuddha
what the
03:18:15
whygod4007
i'm realizing this invisibility is not foolproof yeah yeah
03:18:21
havelgravelgut
not invisible you're just hidden around the coin
03:18:24
whygod4007
i realize that everyone can see me
03:18:27
whygod4007
oh well
03:18:27
havelgravelgut
oh what's the day the uh
03:18:27
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie's kind of on top of a cannon
03:18:34
funkeebuddha
fuck it's
03:18:35
whygod4007
i guess i'll just step out oh you
03:18:42
havelgravelgut
I'm looking for fucking what's his name
03:18:44
whygod4007
don't you don't have to change the name they wouldn't
03:18:46
whygod4007
they wouldn't know it do
03:18:49
havelgravelgut
uh uh yeah
03:18:50
havelgravelgut
I guess yes at the end of that
03:18:56
havelgravelgut
we'll say that roadie steps
03:18:57
havelgravelgut
up on his cannonball
03:19:00
havelgravelgut
and gee
03:19:05
ebondawn
What the
03:19:08
funkeebuddha
a nice ax you got there
03:19:11
havelgravelgut
give me a performance
03:19:11
havelgravelgut
care
03:19:19
funkeebuddha
19
03:19:20
havelgravelgut
it's up
03:19:21
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut what the fuck is that
03:19:22
funkeebuddha
Oh my god
03:19:24
havelgravelgut
Oh god
03:19:25
ebondawn
fuck
03:19:26
ebondawn
What the fuck is going on?
03:19:35
ebondawn
Nope.
03:19:36
havelgravelgut
Oh god
03:19:39
funkeebuddha
He's too busy looking for the guitarist
03:19:42
whygod4007
you have the uh inspiration i bet
03:19:46
havelgravelgut
Oh
03:19:46
ebondawn
I get out of D6, but I'm not going to fucking help.
03:19:50
whygod4007
do you have the heroic
03:19:51
havelgravelgut
Even the
03:19:51
whygod4007
inspiration i didn't
03:19:52
ebondawn
No, I know.
03:19:53
ebondawn
Unless you gave it to me.
03:19:54
ebondawn
Did somebody give it to me today?
03:19:55
bad token
was Dretty and
03:19:58
bad token
Rico got it
03:19:59
bad token
into a
03:20:01
havelgravelgut
Even William O'Cosby on fire
03:20:02
ebondawn
No, I feel like Kaldur Gravelgut just fucking stops for a second.
03:20:04
havelgravelgut
Goes man that was terrible
03:20:09
havelgravelgut
Yeah
03:20:09
ebondawn
He's just like, who the fuck are you?
03:20:12
whygod4007
think this could get any worse i love
03:20:12
havelgravelgut
Rico
03:20:15
havelgravelgut
Rico I need
03:20:18
troyjohnsen
I'll get right up in front of the newcomer's face.
03:20:18
ashtonias
we're actually happy you're burning us now oh i
03:20:22
havelgravelgut
With the guitar sir
03:20:24
troyjohnsen
I'll show you who's really lead guitar.
03:20:24
havelgravelgut
Alright
03:20:37
ashtonias
see i gotta
03:20:40
havelgravelgut
Alright alright
03:20:40
bad token
guitar battle
03:20:41
bad token
yes
03:20:42
troyjohnsen
I'll use my inspiration, see if I can better that.
03:20:45
havelgravelgut
Yes dude
03:20:47
whygod4007
that it was a passing roll but
03:20:48
whygod4007
does that mean
03:20:51
havelgravelgut
Fucking nice Rico
03:20:52
havelgravelgut
go spreading it up a little bit ready.
03:20:56
ebondawn
Spread it on.
03:20:56
troyjohnsen
Will you move now?
03:20:58
troyjohnsen
Who the
03:20:59
havelgravelgut
Ready daughter stopped straight up,
03:21:01
havelgravelgut
but you gotta get back to the groove bag,
03:21:03
havelgravelgut
but I mean it was kind of fair.
03:21:05
havelgravelgut
This fucking creature appeared.
03:21:09
havelgravelgut
Told you now that is the DC ready.
03:21:11
havelgravelgut
You're tracking it OK.
03:21:13
havelgravelgut
Here we go with the inspiration.
03:21:16
ebondawn
That's a fucking dead guy playing guitar, guys.
03:21:18
ebondawn
we're not gonna fucking acknowledge this
03:21:21
ebondawn
alright
03:21:24
havelgravelgut
Ready wow with the 24 literally
03:21:27
havelgravelgut
undoing that damage fantastic
03:21:29
havelgravelgut
and scales bring it home.
03:21:35
havelgravelgut
Oh my God Roadie starts doing
03:21:38
havelgravelgut
biscuit thing across the
03:21:40
havelgravelgut
embattlements here. I'm sorry.
03:21:42
havelgravelgut
I'm doing that Azizi chop thing.
03:21:44
ebondawn
yeah
03:21:45
havelgravelgut
All right.
03:21:49
havelgravelgut
That's enough to bring it
03:21:51
havelgravelgut
home. Scales.
03:21:55
havelgravelgut
The two prisoners burned
03:21:56
havelgravelgut
to a crisp. Yes.
03:22:00
funkeebuddha
R.I.P. William
03:22:02
funkeebuddha
There
03:22:02
whygod4007
it's a successful performance uh all right the the
03:22:06
havelgravelgut
Everybody loves it. Sure.
03:22:06
funkeebuddha
At the
03:22:11
whygod4007
new the new guitar player
03:22:13
whygod4007
throws up uh you know double devil horns and then uh he uh
03:22:20
ashtonias
stick outside somehow if you can save
03:22:22
ashtonias
me who turned
03:22:23
whygod4007
he drops drops his pick
03:22:27
whygod4007
now that the
03:22:29
whygod4007
plane is over.
03:22:31
troyjohnsen
fuck are you?
03:22:32
troyjohnsen
ew some
03:22:34
funkeebuddha
pick of destiny
03:22:34
funkeebuddha
It outstruck
03:22:36
whygod4007
The pick clatters to the ground.
03:22:40
whygod4007
Roadie
03:22:42
whygod4007
reappears.
03:22:43
whygod4007
Kind of collapses.
03:22:44
whygod4007
Oh god.
03:22:45
havelgravelgut
Yeah, you watch
03:22:46
havelgravelgut
the dreads regrow from those
03:22:48
havelgravelgut
frosted tips. Yes.
03:22:54
whygod4007
What happened? Oh no.
03:22:57
whygod4007
Was I playing?
03:22:58
ashtonias
into a rock star Dreadie Mercurie
03:23:00
whygod4007
Was I playing and was it the same
03:23:02
whygod4007
one note over and over again?
03:23:04
whygod4007
I look
03:23:07
troyjohnsen
zombie came and fucking played guitar yeah but
03:23:13
funkeebuddha
you
03:23:14
whygod4007
around like
03:23:14
whygod4007
does anyone else realize?
03:23:19
ebondawn
yeah everyone
03:23:19
whygod4007
Yes! That was
03:23:20
ebondawn
that was
03:23:21
whygod4007
crazy. I saw him too.
03:23:24
whygod4007
everything's fine listen i
03:23:26
havelgravelgut
No fucking way.
03:23:27
havelgravelgut
No fucking way.
03:23:28
funkeebuddha
He's standing exactly
03:23:29
ebondawn
very
03:23:30
ebondawn
you literally just dropped the pick
03:23:30
funkeebuddha
The way you were just standing man
03:23:32
funkeebuddha
Look at
03:23:35
ebondawn
and turned back into yourself
03:23:37
ebondawn
that's clearly you
03:23:40
ashtonias
is gonna pick up the pick love is
03:23:40
ebondawn
yeah cool
03:23:46
whygod4007
i used to play back in the day uh oh i
03:23:53
ebondawn
story man
03:23:53
ebondawn
can we finish the fucking performance first
03:23:56
whygod4007
thought we did yeah
03:23:57
havelgravelgut
y'all succeeded
03:23:59
ebondawn
okay
03:24:00
ebondawn
we can like walk away
03:24:01
ebondawn
are we just gonna have a conversation while everybody's still out in the crowd
03:24:05
ebondawn
like
03:24:05
whygod4007
sorry i just uh there's something about watching
03:24:06
funkeebuddha
the meter
03:24:06
funkeebuddha
The meter says we won man
03:24:10
funkeebuddha
And gets
03:24:14
whygod4007
people burn alive while you play rock music that
03:24:16
whygod4007
just made me have to play again it just reminds
03:24:19
funkeebuddha
it going.
03:24:21
funkeebuddha
You're sick, fuck, you know that?
03:24:24
whygod4007
me of old times i don't know if you were there
03:24:26
ebondawn
that's not helping
03:24:28
whygod4007
there if you heard about bloodstock bloodstock nighty night yeah yeah
03:24:35
havelgravelgut
my god that was weird
03:24:39
havelgravelgut
did your roadies jump up and start
03:24:41
havelgravelgut
playing it's pretty
03:24:43
funkeebuddha
It looks like he died first, man.
03:24:44
ebondawn
yes
03:24:45
ebondawn
it's part of the surprise you know
03:24:47
ebondawn
like sometimes we just like to mix it up
03:24:51
havelgravelgut
cool
03:24:52
troyjohnsen
he's he's he's a rhythm guitar just so
03:24:52
whygod4007
i i only the one
03:24:55
troyjohnsen
you know yeah me
03:24:56
havelgravelgut
oh
03:24:57
havelgravelgut
I don't know there was something about that one note you played
03:25:00
ebondawn
thirdly
03:25:00
ebondawn
you go have
03:25:01
whygod4007
note
03:25:01
whygod4007
oh we're
03:25:04
havelgravelgut
it with such confidence and it was I couldn't
03:25:06
havelgravelgut
really tell who was late you know
03:25:07
havelgravelgut
uh yeah
03:25:12
troyjohnsen
right oh you
03:25:16
havelgravelgut
yeah uh what's
03:25:17
havelgravelgut
your name my name
03:25:19
havelgravelgut
my name's Natty
03:25:20
havelgravelgut
you wanna see my office Natty
03:25:22
havelgravelgut
she looked at you dreaded
03:25:28
funkeebuddha
All the
03:25:28
havelgravelgut
dreaded
03:25:29
havelgravelgut
I would
03:25:31
ashtonias
love baby you go have
03:25:35
ashtonias
have fun. Maybe Dreadnought will join you later.
03:25:36
ebondawn
fun
03:25:36
ebondawn
no no
03:25:37
ashtonias
What was
03:25:41
whygod4007
done playing dredd i mean you gotta hit the trifecta of and i i i blow
03:25:48
ebondawn
no we're not
03:25:49
whygod4007
some cocaine
03:25:49
ebondawn
the fact that you just
03:25:50
whygod4007
i blow some cocaine in his face i i
03:25:51
ebondawn
we're not the fact that you just turned
03:25:54
ebondawn
into a fucking undead guitar player
03:25:56
ebondawn
and back
03:25:59
ebondawn
no we
03:26:00
havelgravelgut
have not let that go.
03:26:02
whygod4007
used to be in a band and it got a little cultish
03:26:08
whygod4007
and
03:26:10
whygod4007
you know
03:26:12
whygod4007
trying to leave that life behind
03:26:15
whygod4007
you know sometimes I got a little
03:26:17
whygod4007
swept up but as long as we don't
03:26:19
ashtonias
the name of your band?
03:26:20
whygod4007
burn people alive at other shows
03:26:22
whygod4007
I don't think it'll be a problem
03:26:23
whygod4007
there was an instant
03:26:25
troyjohnsen
guys did a lot of a lot of burnings i don't
03:26:31
whygod4007
incident at Bloodstock
03:26:33
whygod4007
you know
03:26:36
troyjohnsen
know yeah
03:26:36
whygod4007
it was a big
03:26:37
ebondawn
don't know
03:26:37
ebondawn
that's why we're fucking
03:26:40
whygod4007
concert like
03:26:42
whygod4007
20, 30 fucking years ago
03:26:46
whygod4007
there was like
03:26:47
funkeebuddha
time.
03:26:48
whygod4007
whole bunch of bands and hundreds of thousands of people going crazy and you know my band uh
03:26:57
whygod4007
i don't know if you've heard of litch brisket uh we uh yeah
03:27:03
ashtonias
Lynch.
03:27:07
troyjohnsen
jeez
03:27:08
ebondawn
brisket
03:27:09
whygod4007
we we took the stage at
03:27:11
whygod4007
bloodstock 99 and uh well our lead singer uh you know you know
03:27:14
ebondawn
what's about
03:27:19
whygod4007
dreadwurst uh he uh he started
03:27:24
whygod4007
singing a song about breaking stuff and they started lighting people on fire
03:27:30
whygod4007
apparently they were considered non nookie compliant I don't know it wasn't
03:27:37
bad token
one of those days
03:27:38
bad token
we auditioned
03:27:40
whygod4007
one of those there was
03:27:44
havelgravelgut
It wasn't deep.
03:27:45
ebondawn
that he said she said
03:27:46
ebondawn
bullshit I suppose
03:27:50
whygod4007
a lot of that but really I think everyone isn't was in
03:27:53
whygod4007
agreement that yeah it was too much you know when you start burning innocence
03:28:01
whygod4007
alive on stage that's when it's time to hang it up find it find a new a new road
03:28:08
whygod4007
if you will. No, no,
03:28:12
bad token
for a lead
03:28:13
bad token
guitar
03:28:17
havelgravelgut
Oof.
03:28:18
whygod4007
I can't play anymore. It
03:28:18
ebondawn
none of this
03:28:21
ebondawn
really explains why you turned
03:28:23
ebondawn
into another dude and
03:28:25
ebondawn
started playing guitar
03:28:26
ebondawn
like
03:28:27
whygod4007
wasn't another dude. It was still me. There's
03:28:28
ebondawn
yeah yeah but
03:28:32
whygod4007
a lot of face paint and different hair.
03:28:36
havelgravelgut
Hey, guys.
03:28:36
ebondawn
why would
03:28:37
ebondawn
you pick up a guitar pick do you fucking
03:28:37
funkeebuddha
Skin.
03:28:38
funkeebuddha
A lot
03:28:38
ebondawn
transform that doesn't make any
03:28:40
ebondawn
fucking sense are you done
03:28:41
havelgravelgut
Hey, you guys.
03:28:43
ebondawn
oh my god
03:28:44
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah.
03:28:45
havelgravelgut
I am a premature ejaculator.
03:28:47
havelgravelgut
Also, here's the personal effects of William O'Cosby.
03:28:54
funkeebuddha
of poison.
03:28:55
havelgravelgut
It's just 10 vials of drought poison.
03:28:59
troyjohnsen
wait you're
03:29:01
havelgravelgut
One of them says grape.
03:29:02
havelgravelgut
One of them says tutti frutti.
03:29:07
funkeebuddha
What, there's pudding?
03:29:08
ashtonias
With the power
03:29:09
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
03:29:09
havelgravelgut
One of them says puttig.
03:29:11
funkeebuddha
Pudding pop.
03:29:14
ebondawn
Oh, yeah, I guess it would be spelled
03:29:16
ebondawn
brisket with a K-I-T-E-R-Z.
03:29:17
ebondawn
That makes sense.
03:29:22
whygod4007
Anyway, yes, we kind of became like an undead cult
03:29:28
funkeebuddha
Please don't
03:29:31
whygod4007
pledged to this one particular lich who I guess is a little unhappy that I left the
03:29:38
whygod4007
fold the the band didn't seem to be able to play without me i don't
03:29:40
troyjohnsen
a lit we want
03:29:41
ebondawn
Who is this
03:29:45
ebondawn
particular lich?
03:29:46
ebondawn
And is he going to come try to eat our faces?
03:29:51
whygod4007
know but i got some shears
03:29:53
whygod4007
i'll cut his fucking head off did you
03:29:55
ebondawn
Oh, fuck, it's our manager.
03:29:57
havelgravelgut
Hey, you guys.
03:29:57
ebondawn
Act like everything's normal.
03:29:58
havelgravelgut
hey you guys that was a pretty fucking good one i gotta say i gotta say i don't know what you guys
03:30:06
havelgravelgut
have done recently but the gigs are pouring in it's like somebody's looking out for us you know
03:30:12
havelgravelgut
what i mean all right but what
03:30:14
ebondawn
That's just because we're doing a lot of work
03:30:16
ebondawn
talking to people and fucking getting gigs.
03:30:20
funkeebuddha
say that, moon guy.
03:30:21
funkeebuddha
I just
03:30:23
havelgravelgut
who i can get us gigs let's see we got offers from
03:30:24
ebondawn
No, don't. Just...
03:30:31
havelgravelgut
uh the uphill
03:30:32
havelgravelgut
climb ever since you helped out uh the the town hall where it's been spreading i can do the northern
03:30:38
havelgravelgut
Northern Light the uh word is the barmaids they are really hot there's also the hook line and
03:30:45
havelgravelgut
sinker uh let's see we 3G well the
03:30:48
troyjohnsen
to know where there's where those 3g fuckers are playing
03:30:53
havelgravelgut
3G did play at the Northern Light and good Lord it is apparently
03:30:59
havelgravelgut
was a very intimate and very tight show that'd be a good place to impress people and then we got
03:31:05
havelgravelgut
got stuff oh targos i got the luskin arms let's see oh yes and then in bremen i booked us at
03:31:14
havelgravelgut
the
03:31:14
havelgravelgut
five tavern center it is five taverns that are built right next to each other and then they
03:31:20
havelgravelgut
host fights in the center and y'all are going to play in one of the fights it's going to be
03:31:24
havelgravelgut
fucking cool yeah yeah yeah what with 3g
03:31:25
troyjohnsen
hey do you think we could do like a battle of the bands yeah well
03:31:33
havelgravelgut
3g's leaving day after tomorrow so no but i could
03:31:40
troyjohnsen
do you think do you think
03:31:40
havelgravelgut
probably if i bet yeah i could like we could make it to where our paths cross what
03:31:41
troyjohnsen
we could find them and fight them? No,
03:31:50
funkeebuddha
kill him?
03:31:51
havelgravelgut
jesus christ oh
03:31:52
troyjohnsen
no. I
03:31:55
havelgravelgut
yeah also okay i tried
03:31:55
ebondawn
He's speaking
03:31:57
ebondawn
metaphorically.
03:31:59
funkeebuddha
Yeah, yeah.
03:32:02
ashtonias
of
03:32:02
ashtonias
our music, we play
03:32:04
havelgravelgut
to get us into the blue clam in turbo lane but uh apparently they're
03:32:09
havelgravelgut
having like troubles with the gym mine and that means uh no money for to pay for for entertainment
03:32:17
havelgravelgut
right now Kaldur Gravelgut that'll prick your ears up there's gym mine apparently it's like having
03:32:26
havelgravelgut
trouble and you also were inquiring about things that would please dumathoyne and termalane came
03:32:33
havelgravelgut
up for you that's probably probably the thing in question all
03:32:34
ebondawn
yeah we did i do remember that so yeah well you know i'd be i'd be interested in
03:32:38
funkeebuddha
no bremen is
03:32:43
ebondawn
dealing with this gem mine issue white lady said that terminating might be
03:32:46
havelgravelgut
right well let's let me see
03:32:48
ebondawn
good for me so yeah and
03:32:52
havelgravelgut
Turmaline is on the way to Lonelywood
03:32:56
funkeebuddha
where that place is i need to try to find the bag to hold my drums right
03:33:01
havelgravelgut
Yes
03:33:01
ebondawn
journey didn't you need to go somewhere north north to uh for
03:33:02
havelgravelgut
Well Lonelywood
03:33:05
ebondawn
some reason i can't have some spirity whoo all right what
03:33:10
havelgravelgut
Turmaline
03:33:10
ashtonias
music
03:33:11
ashtonias
for the dead kid, Conan.
03:33:13
havelgravelgut
Is on the way to
03:33:17
havelgravelgut
Turmaline is on the way
03:33:19
havelgravelgut
To Lonelywood
03:33:20
havelgravelgut
I could get us in at the Lucky Liar
03:33:23
havelgravelgut
That is where
03:33:28
ebondawn
do you think roadie yeah but
03:33:30
havelgravelgut
Dazon's secret lair is as well
03:33:32
havelgravelgut
But y'all don't have his simulacrum
03:33:34
havelgravelgut
So you couldn't get into it
03:33:37
havelgravelgut
Would you
03:33:39
funkeebuddha
where's the same like did he tell us where the simulacrum is
03:33:39
havelgravelgut
Would you say
03:33:42
ebondawn
but we
03:33:42
havelgravelgut
He said that he sent his simulacrum away
03:33:42
ebondawn
I hope
03:33:46
havelgravelgut
Into the tundra with his
03:33:48
havelgravelgut
With his like basically
03:33:50
havelgravelgut
White
03:33:51
havelgravelgut
W-I-G-H-D
03:33:54
havelgravelgut
Bodyguard
03:33:55
havelgravelgut
In hopes that part of him would still survive
03:34:00
funkeebuddha
oh you got to go into the snow to look for this guy good yeah
03:34:02
havelgravelgut
And maybe
03:34:04
havelgravelgut
Be able to you know resurrect him
03:34:06
havelgravelgut
He sent him away with like full spell slots and everything
03:34:08
havelgravelgut
But he was burned alive
03:34:11
havelgravelgut
It was going to be tough
03:34:16
ebondawn
he doesn't get a resurrection because
03:34:17
ebondawn
this motherfucker blew cocaine in my face
03:34:19
ebondawn
before I burned alive
03:34:20
havelgravelgut
Yeah
03:34:24
havelgravelgut
Kind of dilated time
03:34:27
funkeebuddha
you
03:34:28
funkeebuddha
he might be able to score
03:34:28
funkeebuddha
ooh
03:34:29
havelgravelgut
You know, gotta make it last a long time
03:34:32
ebondawn
makes me think of like Dread
03:34:33
ebondawn
you ever watch Dread where he like
03:34:34
havelgravelgut
Yes, dude
03:34:34
ebondawn
he had to slow down before he launched
03:34:35
havelgravelgut
That movie kicks ass
03:34:36
havelgravelgut
The slow-mo, fuck
03:34:37
ebondawn
through over the fucking
03:34:38
havelgravelgut
That's one of the greatest action movies ever made
03:34:40
havelgravelgut
Fight me
03:34:41
havelgravelgut
It is amazing
03:34:41
ebondawn
no it's a great movie
03:34:42
ebondawn
wow
03:34:46
havelgravelgut
Alright
03:34:48
havelgravelgut
Alright, we'll pause there, right at the hour mark
03:34:51
havelgravelgut
We've got things to do
03:34:55
havelgravelgut
So, East Haven
03:34:56
havelgravelgut
You have pretty much
03:34:58
havelgravelgut
Played every place in East Haven
03:35:00
havelgravelgut
Also, you know, Vi
03:35:02
havelgravelgut
Winners will get the news
03:35:03
havelgravelgut
and she will be sad but better to know than to wonder that's right
03:35:10
troyjohnsen
think we've impregnated this whole town.
03:35:11
ebondawn
yeah did
03:35:14
havelgravelgut
east haven has been
03:35:15
havelgravelgut
cream pied now moving on from there so let's see i'll get you back to the icewind dale map i'm
03:35:21
bad token
Name yourself.
03:35:23
havelgravelgut
sure
03:35:24
whygod4007
get that craig it's been the entire town
03:35:24
havelgravelgut
it'll cream pied cream pie craig hey cream
03:35:27
whygod4007
green pie of course
03:35:29
ebondawn
you get that
03:35:30
ebondawn
Craig are you listening
03:35:32
havelgravelgut
pie craig what's your new nickname craig cream pie
03:35:36
havelgravelgut
craig so from east as you can see from east haven we will go back to the crossroads remember
03:35:39
ebondawn
yeah like a
03:35:45
havelgravelgut
do
03:35:45
havelgravelgut
dugan's hole is very fraught with baddie bad stuff right now but rico that that
03:35:53
havelgravelgut
is a place where
03:35:55
havelgravelgut
the moonlight must shine maybe perhaps um but they call it dugan's hill these days they
03:36:03
havelgravelgut
say that
03:36:03
havelgravelgut
strange cultists have taken over dugan's hill then you dugan's hole yeah
03:36:07
whygod4007
but everyone
03:36:08
troyjohnsen
Dugan's Hill or Dugan's Hole? Sounds lovely.
03:36:13
havelgravelgut
dugan's hole
03:36:15
ebondawn
butthole
03:36:16
ebondawn
like butthole
03:36:16
funkeebuddha
H-O-L-D or H-O-L
03:36:18
funkeebuddha
E
03:36:18
havelgravelgut
h-o-l-e like a butthole now they do because it's like all like in there are signs even
03:36:19
funkeebuddha
no thank
03:36:21
whygod4007
calls it dugan's hell now
03:36:27
havelgravelgut
on the road
03:36:27
havelgravelgut
to good me that say like do not approach good dugan's hole and then people had like crossed
03:36:33
havelgravelgut
out hole and ran to hell uh yeah you want to put the hole back in hell hell yeah
03:36:34
ebondawn
yeah do get his fuck it you people
03:36:34
troyjohnsen
We'll put the hole back in hell.
03:36:36
ebondawn
And you can fuck away from me
03:36:37
ebondawn
See ya
03:36:41
havelgravelgut
moon man forever
03:36:43
havelgravelgut
uh north to care den of all is where you just were there is that creepy keep then up
03:36:52
havelgravelgut
to care
03:36:52
havelgravelgut
Kerr Koenig is where you, Dreadie Mercurie, had that white lady vision of spirits
03:37:01
havelgravelgut
wanting to party.
03:37:07
havelgravelgut
Then Termalane, we would need to go all the way back to Bryn Shander,
03:37:10
havelgravelgut
which you could get gigs at Bryn Shander, of course.
03:37:13
havelgravelgut
There are multiple places that you did not play in Bryn Shander,
03:37:16
havelgravelgut
and you would be more than welcome to now.
03:37:20
havelgravelgut
You'd stop in Targos, where you could do the Lusk at Arms.
03:37:24
havelgravelgut
then tourmaline we could head to the hit that gym mine and then finish up in lonelywood that'd be a
03:37:29
havelgravelgut
good little thing and then we could probably boat it back over to bremen and that would really wrap
03:37:32
bad token
Later.
03:37:34
havelgravelgut
up the entirety of uh tin towns except dugan's hell if you wanted to try to fight that cult
03:37:42
havelgravelgut
i don't know are you brave enough all right gentlemen thank you for joining me
03:37:51
havelgravelgut
we'll see y'all next time
03:37:51
funkeebuddha
you
03:37:51
funkeebuddha
hell yeah
03:37:53
havelgravelgut
very welcome
03:37:54
havelgravelgut
see y'all next time
03:37:56
funkeebuddha
good night guys
03:38:01
troyjohnsen
Thanks, buddy.
03:38:03
funkeebuddha
good day
03:38:06
ebondawn
Yeah, have a good night
03:38:07
ashtonias
No, Comrade.
03:38:10
ashtonias
What do you have to do tonight, my friend?