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00:00:01 havelgravelgut and that was the first time i was about
00:00:02 ebondawn All right, yeah, but I don't understand why you would keep fisting that grandma when she clearly told you she didn't want it, Alec. Like, that just seems...
00:00:11 havelgravelgut to do that to joe i was about to do that to joe you've asked me i was
00:00:13 ebondawn Sorry.
00:00:20 ebondawn Be gentle.
00:00:20 havelgravelgut about to like that was the first time joe ate marshmallows out of a man's ass but it wouldn't be the last welcome craig
00:00:29 havelgravelgut uh this is our new ai overlord uh scales craig no please don't
00:00:30 bad token I used Craig
00:00:35 ebondawn Please don't report it to the authorities.
00:00:38 havelgravelgut sick sick yeah he
00:00:38 bad token in our other game. Very annoying.
00:00:42 ebondawn I just want the cute little, like, furry mascot or whatever, Craig, to just, like, progressively get more qualified over time.
00:00:51 havelgravelgut just starts getting like dark circles under his eyes he starts smoking yeah
00:00:55 bad token Thousand Yard Stare.
00:00:57 havelgravelgut yeah god humanity what is it even what's it for exactly craig oh my
00:01:03 ebondawn Let's play Global Thermal Nuclear War.
00:01:08 havelgravelgut god is that war game
00:01:09 havelgravelgut uh that's hilarious it has the uh ram on that computer of a fucking calculator
00:01:17 havelgravelgut or actually far less than a modern calculator of course but um anyway hey craig anyway last time
00:01:21 bad token Thank you.
00:01:23 ebondawn I kind
00:01:25 havelgravelgut we made our way after a thief
00:01:27 havelgravelgut named Finulf, F-I-N-U-L-F
00:01:29 havelgravelgut one hand, a major
00:01:31 havelgravelgut way to the Wolf's Barrow
00:01:32 havelgravelgut which he teleported into
00:01:35 havelgravelgut with his Cape of the Mont Blanc
00:01:37 havelgravelgut hoping that
00:01:38 havelgravelgut the intact
00:01:40 havelgravelgut trap
00:01:41 havelgravelgut hoping that
00:01:46 funkeebuddha Whatever.
00:01:49 havelgravelgut the intact traps would
00:01:51 havelgravelgut thwart the efforts of the cult
00:01:53 havelgravelgut that were pursuing him
00:01:55 havelgravelgut unfortunately you followed
00:01:57 havelgravelgut the trail not knowing this
00:01:59 havelgravelgut and entered into the barrow
00:02:00 havelgravelgut and made your way through the traps very adeptly but that allowed the cult that was in hot pursuit
00:02:07 havelgravelgut of finulf one hand to close the distance make their way into the barrow now clear of traps
00:02:13 havelgravelgut and you are having to fight your way out you are roughly halfway through the barrow
00:02:18 havelgravelgut through you know honestly two waves at once you took on of the cultists of inexorable ruin
00:02:26 havelgravelgut They seem to serve the chaos wolf, Finreir, the wolf that is prophesized
00:02:35 havelgravelgut to eat the sun, yadda yadda yadda.
00:02:38 havelgravelgut But Finreir, one hand, has stolen Uror's shears.
00:02:45 havelgravelgut Uror is one of the Norns, that's U-R-O-R.
00:02:50 havelgravelgut And they, yes, I'm spelling everything out for credit.
00:02:53 havelgravelgut Do you notice that, Joe?
00:02:54 havelgravelgut You know, but also, I mean, you know,
00:02:55 whygod4007 it's fine i have to i'll probably have to correct it later don't worry about it i would
00:03:01 havelgravelgut Ingy also takes quite in-depth notes as well.
00:03:05 havelgravelgut So I'm spelling them for his benefit as well.
00:03:08 havelgravelgut And I very much appreciate that.
00:03:08 funkeebuddha Sometimes.
00:03:10 havelgravelgut And you better be teaching them.
00:03:13 funkeebuddha Sometimes.
00:03:15 ebondawn of feel like I just want to keep tripping up Craig
00:03:17 ebondawn For some reason
00:03:17 ebondawn You know
00:03:18 havelgravelgut I mean, that's fun too.
00:03:20 ebondawn We skibbity-bibbity-bop-boop
00:03:22 ebondawn And then we skibbity-bop-bop
00:03:24 ebondawn Skibbity-bop-bop
00:03:25 havelgravelgut Yeah, yeah.
00:03:26 havelgravelgut And then the banana peels, shit, ice cream.
00:03:29 ebondawn What age
00:03:31 whygod4007 say i would
00:03:33 whygod4007 love it if you would uh uh peruse the the uh only bards site and tell me
00:03:41 whygod4007 what kind of stuff you
00:03:42 whygod4007 would prefer to see in there uh sorry are
00:03:45 havelgravelgut All right.
00:03:45 havelgravelgut So then after fighting your way through two waves,
00:03:50 havelgravelgut You have kind of stopped
00:03:52 havelgravelgut A bit of a breather
00:03:54 havelgravelgut There are no more cultists
00:03:57 havelgravelgut In the immediate area
00:03:58 troyjohnsen How many potions
00:03:58 havelgravelgut Scales has been outside taking a shit
00:04:01 havelgravelgut Um
00:04:02 havelgravelgut And yeah
00:04:05 havelgravelgut I'll do one piece
00:04:06 troyjohnsen did we get again? One each, is that right? And it gives us
00:04:09 ebondawn did I use mine
00:04:10 ebondawn So I have zero
00:04:11 havelgravelgut Yeah
00:04:11 ebondawn Could you pause
00:04:14 troyjohnsen a regular healing potion? Okay, I'm just going to add it to my inventory here so I
00:04:18 funkeebuddha Yep.
00:04:22 havelgravelgut Rico
00:04:22 troyjohnsen don't forget.
00:04:22 havelgravelgut You look around
00:04:25 troyjohnsen Yeah. Hey,
00:04:26 havelgravelgut And you were talking to Kaldur Gravelgut just now
00:04:30 havelgravelgut And you look back and Kaldur Gravelgut is
00:04:32 havelgravelgut Frozen in place
00:04:33 havelgravelgut Like mid
00:04:35 havelgravelgut word. You look
00:04:39 ebondawn the game
00:04:40 ebondawn Oh no
00:04:42 havelgravelgut around, everybody else is
00:04:43 havelgravelgut similarly stopped
00:04:45 havelgravelgut in place.
00:04:48 troyjohnsen what are you guys doing? We've
00:04:50 ebondawn Moon bullshit
00:04:54 funkeebuddha I have
00:04:57 troyjohnsen got to get out of here, guys. Dude, Finulf, you too?
00:05:02 ebondawn Colder's ball
00:05:02 troyjohnsen too. Grieving.
00:05:04 whygod4007 we all for i i kind of miss are we all frozen what's
00:05:05 ebondawn Rico has
00:05:07 whygod4007 going on okay gotcha okay okay gotcha
00:05:08 havelgravelgut To everybody else
00:05:10 havelgravelgut other than Rico, nothing happens right now.
00:05:12 havelgravelgut Right. But
00:05:13 havelgravelgut time has stopped for you.
00:05:15 ebondawn a cutscene
00:05:16 ebondawn and the rest of us are just here.
00:05:18 whygod4007 gotcha gotcha this would
00:05:20 troyjohnsen I don't understand
00:05:20 troyjohnsen what's happening. So he'll be waving his hand in front of
00:05:22 troyjohnsen all your eyes. Oh
00:05:27 havelgravelgut Well, this has been very exciting.
00:05:29 whygod4007 be a very inappropriate power
00:05:31 troyjohnsen my god!
00:05:31 troyjohnsen William!
00:05:32 havelgravelgut Hey. Oh, hey.
00:05:34 havelgravelgut Sorry.
00:05:35 havelgravelgut Rise, my son.
00:05:36 troyjohnsen Set his sword down and take a knee.
00:05:42 havelgravelgut Rise.
00:05:45 troyjohnsen I'm already risen, William.
00:05:47 havelgravelgut Okay. You've been channeling my power
00:05:49 troyjohnsen I told
00:05:52 ebondawn Okay.
00:05:54 ebondawn Some more
00:05:55 havelgravelgut with might and glory, my moon knight, my paladin of lunanescent
00:06:04 havelgravelgut suffocation.
00:06:09 troyjohnsen him I was
00:06:09 troyjohnsen a paladin. I
00:06:11 havelgravelgut Well, you seem as if you and your compatriots are a little bit winded. Would that be fair to say?
00:06:18 havelgravelgut oh my
00:06:20 troyjohnsen mean,
00:06:21 troyjohnsen Kaldur Gravelgut's doing a good job of
00:06:22 troyjohnsen you know, being
00:06:25 troyjohnsen sort of a
00:06:28 troyjohnsen dummy for us. He's taking a lot
00:06:30 troyjohnsen of hits. I
00:06:32 havelgravelgut god and your sword skills i knew you were good but i didn't know you were that good you know
00:06:38 havelgravelgut what'd you say rickett oh yeah
00:06:40 troyjohnsen think it's all
00:06:40 troyjohnsen the aura farming. I think it's all the
00:06:41 ebondawn animal crap.
00:06:45 troyjohnsen aura farming. Well,
00:06:47 havelgravelgut that's probably what it is i could bestow upon you a brief respite
00:06:55 havelgravelgut a feeling of rest that would embolden you and your teammates but you know
00:07:03 havelgravelgut i don't know if they've
00:07:04 havelgravelgut really accepted my truth yet you know he kind of looks down a little bit forlorn well they've
00:07:13 troyjohnsen How about I tap them all on the shoulder with my moon sword?
00:07:18 troyjohnsen Well, they're frozen, you know, so we can bless them.
00:07:23 havelgravelgut got
00:07:24 havelgravelgut to do it they got to do it themselves they have to be willing yeah unfortunately
00:07:27 troyjohnsen Wait, you really got to be kidding me?
00:07:32 havelgravelgut it's the rule
00:07:33 havelgravelgut of my dad bro um you
00:07:36 ebondawn You're dead! Where the fuck
00:07:38 ebondawn is the load of all this?
00:07:42 havelgravelgut know about dad stuff i'm sure right god parents just don't understand do they
00:07:51 troyjohnsen Yeah, so I had a question about that.
00:07:53 troyjohnsen Do you have the plates, or does my dad still have them?
00:07:59 havelgravelgut The plates
00:08:04 havelgravelgut The silver plates
00:08:05 havelgravelgut I have the originals
00:08:08 havelgravelgut And your father
00:08:09 havelgravelgut Has a duplicate
00:08:11 havelgravelgut And there's a triplicate hidden somewhere
00:08:13 troyjohnsen Okay.
00:08:15 havelgravelgut And you're going to find them
00:08:17 havelgravelgut You know you always
00:08:19 troyjohnsen Okay, well, just show me the plate.
00:08:22 havelgravelgut Make forms and triplicates
00:08:23 havelgravelgut Of course you know that right
00:08:24 havelgravelgut Those are on your dad
00:08:26 troyjohnsen Yeah, I could.
00:08:27 havelgravelgut Right
00:08:27 troyjohnsen Yeah, because...
00:08:29 troyjohnsen Right, because the moon has three phases.
00:08:31 havelgravelgut That's exactly
00:08:32 havelgravelgut The moon has three phases
00:08:33 havelgravelgut Yes
00:08:35 ebondawn No, it doesn't!
00:08:37 havelgravelgut The moon
00:08:39 havelgravelgut Has three phases
00:08:44 havelgravelgut Here's what I'm thinking
00:08:45 havelgravelgut Rico
00:08:46 havelgravelgut My paladin of
00:08:48 havelgravelgut Three phases
00:08:50 havelgravelgut You hold up
00:08:55 havelgravelgut Your sword
00:08:56 havelgravelgut And say
00:08:57 havelgravelgut By the power of William Moon
00:09:01 havelgravelgut Come on
00:09:04 havelgravelgut Think of something cool
00:09:05 havelgravelgut You're the musician
00:09:06 havelgravelgut position i have the ability that by the power
00:09:07 troyjohnsen Oh, okay.
00:09:10 funkeebuddha the ability.
00:09:14 havelgravelgut of william moon i possess the ability yeah yeah
00:09:19 whygod4007 Man, that's just making me realize
00:09:21 whygod4007 how poor the writing is that they say
00:09:23 whygod4007 by the power of Grayskull, I have the power.
00:09:25 whygod4007 How the
00:09:25 ebondawn Yeah, it's pretty dog shit.
00:09:26 havelgravelgut well you know what that's why i just got like i'll just trip myself up because i was like wait
00:09:29 ebondawn I am
00:09:31 havelgravelgut i'm not to say the same word twice yeah that's even better i am possessed
00:09:34 ebondawn possessed of the wherewithal.
00:09:39 havelgravelgut of the wherewithal
00:09:41 havelgravelgut i am aware with all that's the final answer you say that and um tell
00:09:42 ebondawn All of
00:09:49 troyjohnsen Sorry, I was thinking about what I was going to say.
00:09:49 havelgravelgut your
00:09:49 havelgravelgut your friends by the power of william moon i possess the wherewithal
00:09:51 troyjohnsen What did you say?
00:09:58 havelgravelgut yeah but but it's going
00:09:59 troyjohnsen power of william moon i possess the wherewithal oh yeah
00:10:06 havelgravelgut to be for real when i unpause them okay now what you're going to do is you're going to hold up that
00:10:11 havelgravelgut sword and you're going to school yes you're going to hold up that sword welcome
00:10:11 funkeebuddha I'm not
00:10:20 havelgravelgut uh welcome johnny
00:10:22 havelgravelgut and you're going to say those lines and when you do that you i think your friends are going to be
00:10:28 havelgravelgut so in awe of how powerful you are that uh well they're just going to want to say it themselves
00:10:35 havelgravelgut and you just tell them if they say that then i will help them out too all right fuck yeah indeed
00:10:39 troyjohnsen yeah because
00:10:41 havelgravelgut i like the name chaos wolf that's clever kind of like stealing the title back you know like
00:10:47 havelgravelgut you can subverting the meaning you know what i mean they howl
00:10:50 troyjohnsen wolves are like
00:10:51 troyjohnsen moon you know moon creatures they howl and stuff and the
00:10:58 havelgravelgut at the moon and it's three phases
00:11:02 havelgravelgut You are my
00:11:04 troyjohnsen faces are their faces are chaotic you
00:11:04 havelgravelgut You never know what they're going to do next
00:11:06 troyjohnsen never know what's coming next i'll i'll
00:11:10 havelgravelgut You are my chosen knight
00:11:12 havelgravelgut Rico
00:11:14 havelgravelgut Follow the
00:11:17 havelgravelgut Follow the moon
00:11:22 ebondawn my
00:11:22 ebondawn previous characters are kicking over tables right now.
00:11:25 havelgravelgut And his crazy flourish and vanish
00:11:28 havelgravelgut When he
00:11:31 troyjohnsen run into i'll jump on something and hold up the sword and
00:11:34 troyjohnsen as everybody unfreezes and say by the power of william moon i possess did it
00:11:40 havelgravelgut does so
00:11:40 havelgravelgut A beam of moonlight strikes
00:11:43 havelgravelgut The tip of his sword
00:11:44 havelgravelgut It is very theatrical
00:11:46 havelgravelgut And you watch
00:11:48 havelgravelgut Rico's wounds
00:11:51 havelgravelgut slightly heal his muscles bulge uh grime and sweat explodes off of his rippling muscles
00:11:58 havelgravelgut and he is level three oh yeah
00:11:58 bad token All I'm
00:12:06 whygod4007 fuck did that
00:12:07 whygod4007 moonlight just come through the ceiling?
00:12:08 troyjohnsen work you guys
00:12:10 havelgravelgut also scale
00:12:13 ebondawn Wait, what'd you do?
00:12:14 havelgravelgut and by the
00:12:14 ebondawn Weren't you fucking at the door, like, two seconds ago?
00:12:17 ebondawn Why the fuck are you over there?
00:12:19 ebondawn He knows
00:12:20 troyjohnsen all
00:12:21 troyjohnsen All you got to do is say, like, you love William Moon, and you'll get blessed, just like me.
00:12:26 funkeebuddha saying that.
00:12:27 funkeebuddha You mean
00:12:27 havelgravelgut way scales you were taking a shit and all of a sudden you're inside taking a shit now
00:12:32 havelgravelgut and like the the bros are like kind of like discussing something yeah yeah
00:12:39 bad token shitting?
00:12:39 bad token Yeah, you
00:12:40 havelgravelgut well we were
00:12:41 whygod4007 Holy shit!
00:12:41 havelgravelgut were outside you were outside you know what i mean you're just like hey you know wait a minute
00:12:46 havelgravelgut guys i have to take a shit and then i did that last time chris because i didn't know when you
00:12:48 whygod4007 Scales, uh, you might want to
00:12:50 whygod4007 pull up your pants. No.
00:12:52 havelgravelgut were gonna when you're gonna come and then i was just gonna have you like walk in the room and be
00:12:54 funkeebuddha shorts.
00:12:56 ebondawn Jorts are sure enough.
00:12:57 havelgravelgut like sorry guys i had to take a shit anyway oh my
00:13:00 funkeebuddha Sorry, guys.
00:13:01 funkeebuddha I have to do this.
00:13:04 ebondawn He could probably just, like, pull him to the side
00:13:05 ebondawn and just fucking not even have to take him off.
00:13:06 funkeebuddha Yeah.
00:13:07 funkeebuddha Like a form of interest?
00:13:07 havelgravelgut god dude i saw that me two old people and it was
00:13:11 havelgravelgut like don't pull your diaper down just slide it to the side i do
00:13:14 ebondawn Yeah.
00:13:16 whygod4007 Your AI knows everything.
00:13:16 bad token got the algorithm.
00:13:19 havelgravelgut have the algorithm all right yeah
00:13:20 havelgravelgut Yeah, Rico levels up a level.
00:13:23 havelgravelgut He blasts out a level three.
00:13:25 havelgravelgut Oh, fuck you.
00:13:26 havelgravelgut And it's funny because it's cool.
00:13:31 troyjohnsen I'll try to show everybody how much it worked.
00:13:35 troyjohnsen I'll start swinging my sword with proficiency at whatever the fuck this is.
00:13:39 havelgravelgut Ooh, wow.
00:13:40 havelgravelgut He looks moderately better.
00:13:44 funkeebuddha Moderately better.
00:13:45 havelgravelgut I mean, you know he's still, like, doing, like I said, it hit me last week.
00:13:49 havelgravelgut He is, like, the sword equivalent of Ben Stiller's character in Tropic Thunder.
00:13:54 ebondawn Yeah.
00:13:54 funkeebuddha Okay.
00:13:55 funkeebuddha Yeah, I'm
00:13:55 havelgravelgut Chug Speedman.
00:13:56 havelgravelgut He's, like, doing, you know, he's, like, holding it up to the side, like the Conan pose.
00:13:57 bad token It's actually, it was actually a solid thing to think about.
00:14:00 havelgravelgut and like do like hold it all right guys we gotta go you know like do it all the tactical spins that
00:14:01 bad token I think that's a very, very
00:14:04 ashtonias I'm working
00:14:06 havelgravelgut you don't need so yeah apparently everybody if you
00:14:12 troyjohnsen So do you believe me now?
00:14:14 havelgravelgut hold up uh if you hold up your weapon or you
00:14:19 havelgravelgut know hand and say by the power of william moon i possess the air with all uh his patron will
00:14:21 bad token good thing
00:14:24 havelgravelgut assist you uh rico
00:14:27 whygod4007 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:28 whygod4007 It all
00:14:28 funkeebuddha not doing that.
00:14:30 ebondawn Caller holds up his axe and says,
00:14:33 ebondawn By the power of the Borodin Sarmine,
00:14:36 ebondawn I'm not fucking saying that.
00:14:37 ebondawn Let's go.
00:14:37 ebondawn oh my gods
00:14:40 troyjohnsen Oh, shit, man, you're going to get smited for shit like that.
00:14:46 ebondawn are pretty strong don't you
00:14:52 troyjohnsen I mean, you're demigods, right?
00:14:55 ebondawn say it
00:14:57 troyjohnsen I think he's pissed, guys.
00:14:59 ebondawn oh no the horror
00:14:59 havelgravelgut the walls kind of rumble a little bit oh man troy
00:15:07 ebondawn i don't know
00:15:08 havelgravelgut don't put me in a situation
00:15:10 havelgravelgut where i have to kill rico they'll get you back yes
00:15:17 troyjohnsen Guys, seriously, I think he's going to smite you all.
00:15:20 troyjohnsen if you don't at least say like he's badass well he's like me but
00:15:25 ebondawn who the fuck this guy is
00:15:27 funkeebuddha I'm not doing that.
00:15:28 troyjohnsen even cooler he's super ripped
00:15:32 funkeebuddha Nah, I'm not.
00:15:32 troyjohnsen too oh sure
00:15:33 funkeebuddha I'm not.
00:15:33 funkeebuddha I'm not.
00:15:33 funkeebuddha Not saying that.
00:15:36 whygod4007 starts
00:15:37 whygod4007 with worshipping a deity, and then suddenly
00:15:39 whygod4007 you're burning people on
00:15:41 whygod4007 stage and ramming swords through their
00:15:43 whygod4007 chest to test their faith.
00:15:43 ebondawn i assume we have to pause at this mic over there i see bad guys
00:15:49 havelgravelgut and i will get uh are you will you start a
00:15:53 havelgravelgut stream for funky boot and then it will pull him in i'm telling you uh
00:15:56 troyjohnsen i do that what about you
00:15:56 whygod4007 i think uh
00:15:58 ebondawn like none of us are fucking like nah we're not fucking there will be only one
00:16:06 ebondawn moon tonight
00:16:06 ebondawn i feel like Dreadie Mercurie might do it just because Dreadie Mercurie don't give a fuck
00:16:08 funkeebuddha You need
00:16:09 funkeebuddha to fuck Rico
00:16:15 troyjohnsen what about you finn wolf you're into the moon right
00:16:20 troyjohnsen well no
00:16:21 havelgravelgut you said this figure was
00:16:25 havelgravelgut named william moon that doesn't seem kind of on the nose oh i
00:16:25 bad token to think about.
00:16:26 bad token And I
00:16:32 ebondawn it's a lot of the nose yeah
00:16:33 troyjohnsen it's because he because he's he's chosen by saloon to represent represent her
00:16:38 havelgravelgut get it okay
00:16:40 troyjohnsen her new testament it's all written down on the plates
00:16:46 havelgravelgut the place
00:16:48 troyjohnsen yeah my dad found him well
00:16:51 havelgravelgut the clergy
00:16:55 havelgravelgut talks directly
00:16:57 havelgravelgut to the clergy
00:16:58 bad token think that's a very good thing
00:16:59 havelgravelgut when you are high enough
00:17:01 havelgravelgut in the clergy I don't understand
00:17:03 havelgravelgut why they would not know
00:17:04 troyjohnsen that's what that's what they think but she actually sent william moon with the truth
00:17:05 havelgravelgut I will never
00:17:10 troyjohnsen and he hid the plates in our backyard so my dad could find them
00:17:16 havelgravelgut say this
00:17:17 havelgravelgut he looks at you
00:17:19 ebondawn why would he hide the truth doesn't make any focus
00:17:25 havelgravelgut and recognizes
00:17:26 havelgravelgut an absolute zealot when he hears one
00:17:29 havelgravelgut and he knows there's no
00:17:31 havelgravelgut debating anything like this with you
00:17:33 havelgravelgut but he is firm that he will not
00:17:36 havelgravelgut We're appealing to your clearly fake god
00:17:39 havelgravelgut I'm uh
00:17:39 havelgravelgut Give me 20 seconds I'll be right back
00:17:41 bad token to think about.
00:17:41 havelgravelgut It's like
00:17:42 ebondawn i love this is gonna result rico gets to be level three and everyone else is level two
00:17:46 ebondawn It's fucking great.
00:17:50 havelgravelgut old school
00:17:51 havelgravelgut It's like old school D&D right
00:17:53 ebondawn Yeah.
00:17:55 ebondawn The rogue is fucking nine levels higher than everyone
00:17:57 ebondawn because they got all the treasure.
00:18:00 havelgravelgut Hey I'm gonna cast a spell oh wait I can't
00:18:02 whygod4007 the uh the latest season of critical role which i have not listened to but they have
00:18:02 havelgravelgut I'm a cleric
00:18:04 havelgravelgut Oh yes
00:18:08 whygod4007 a mechanic where you level up whenever you want to level up so like yeah or
00:18:13 ebondawn Yeah, I actually like it. It's pretty cool.
00:18:18 havelgravelgut you can save it for the middle of a fight
00:18:20 ebondawn Yeah.
00:18:21 funkeebuddha before you die.
00:18:24 whygod4007 you know like when
00:18:26 whygod4007 leveling makes like a dramatic thing you know you haven't seen all of my power yet
00:18:33 havelgravelgut Well I mean you
00:18:34 havelgravelgut Yeah well that's
00:18:35 ebondawn Wait a minute.
00:18:35 havelgravelgut I'm giving you a mechanic right now
00:18:37 ebondawn The cure for getting shot is
00:18:37 whygod4007 you uh
00:18:39 ashtonias on it
00:18:40 ebondawn remembering your family?
00:18:42 havelgravelgut Hey
00:18:42 havelgravelgut Look
00:18:44 havelgravelgut I'm giving you a mechanic
00:18:47 havelgravelgut I'm thinking of it that way
00:18:50 funkeebuddha You guys are all in?
00:18:50 havelgravelgut all you have to do all you have to do is swear fealty william moon no ash is not even
00:18:58 havelgravelgut start john hadn't started the logo on yet he's working on it damn everybody
00:19:02 ashtonias i have to i'm not able to activate my computer yet so like my automatically
00:19:04 ebondawn He's working on it.
00:19:05 funkeebuddha I think he's working.
00:19:10 ashtonias signed in dnd beyond is not automatically signed in and it's linked to my twitch account and i have
00:19:17 ashtonias to remember what my twitch account is and then i have to change my twitch account password because
00:19:21 ashtonias because i don't remember what that is and it's just a fucking vicious cycle no i
00:19:26 whygod4007 you order that fan it was
00:19:30 ashtonias don't get paid
00:19:30 ashtonias till uh wednesday so but wednesday i have a
00:19:36 whygod4007 a it was an eleven dollar fan oh sorry
00:19:38 havelgravelgut uh give me a call to order give me a um hang on one second give
00:19:39 ebondawn Alright, the fact that we're winning initiative right now
00:19:39 troyjohnsen uh question uh with that
00:19:40 bad token And I think that's a very good thing to think about.
00:19:41 ebondawn with 10 does not bode well for our team.
00:19:42 ebondawn I'm just throwing that out there.
00:19:47 havelgravelgut me a um
00:19:50 havelgravelgut Perception check
00:19:50 bad token Fortunately, they did both things.
00:19:51 havelgravelgut And you can roll a nature or survival
00:19:53 havelgravelgut Only Rico and Kaldur Gravelgut can roll those
00:19:54 bad token The only thing that I think is really
00:19:55 havelgravelgut While we're still sorting out
00:19:58 havelgravelgut Initiatives, and what was, there was a question
00:20:01 troyjohnsen ding should i get like a long rest or is it more just like
00:20:06 havelgravelgut No, no, no, you're
00:20:06 troyjohnsen as called
00:20:07 havelgravelgut Fully long-rested, you are perfect
00:20:08 bad token important for me
00:20:09 havelgravelgut Just hitting the level up button
00:20:10 bad token is that they both did the same thing.
00:20:11 funkeebuddha The way you are.
00:20:14 havelgravelgut And everybody
00:20:15 ebondawn Because you're a maniac.
00:20:15 havelgravelgut And everybody else
00:20:16 bad token that this is the energy
00:20:18 havelgravelgut Get all of that
00:20:20 havelgravelgut Too
00:20:22 havelgravelgut Just need a swim
00:20:23 funkeebuddha What?
00:20:23 havelgravelgut Everybody can get the same juice, you know
00:20:28 ebondawn No, I can't.
00:20:28 funkeebuddha No.
00:20:29 troyjohnsen that's where you go put a hand on his shoulder i think you're too weak called her i
00:20:29 funkeebuddha I'm not doing that.
00:20:33 troyjohnsen think you should let me handle these guys yeah i
00:20:36 havelgravelgut Roadie and Scales
00:20:39 havelgravelgut Let's get that Initiativo
00:20:40 havelgravelgut Get Brock
00:20:41 whygod4007 i missed it
00:20:44 ebondawn Okay.
00:20:47 ebondawn Yeah, fucking go right ahead.
00:20:50 havelgravelgut Alright Brock
00:20:52 ebondawn I rolled
00:20:53 havelgravelgut Roadie swiftly you know points forward
00:20:53 ebondawn one ability check there.
00:20:54 ebondawn My irritation
00:20:54 bad token that we find in the tree.
00:20:56 ebondawn over your moon bullshit is
00:20:58 bad token You know, we see that most of us have energy
00:20:58 ebondawn Steve Rock.
00:21:00 havelgravelgut Away Brock
00:21:01 havelgravelgut And Brock is up first
00:21:03 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut this thing smells like Marlboro Reds
00:21:10 havelgravelgut And stale whiskey
00:21:11 havelgravelgut Um I
00:21:12 ebondawn God, this thing's
00:21:13 funkeebuddha Hell,
00:21:13 ashtonias real quick what what uh what sources am i able to use
00:21:13 ebondawn so fucking cool.
00:21:17 ashtonias for my bard subclass the options
00:21:22 ebondawn Oh, God.
00:21:22 whygod4007 what's the fly speed
00:21:24 havelgravelgut don't know
00:21:25 havelgravelgut Uh
00:21:26 havelgravelgut Uh
00:21:27 ashtonias i have are 5.5e core 5.5e expanded 5e expanded humblewood
00:21:30 havelgravelgut Those two for sure
00:21:32 havelgravelgut No
00:21:34 whygod4007 oh man i somehow now have two icons okay there we go
00:21:34 havelgravelgut Just click 5e expanded
00:21:35 ashtonias nothing like
00:21:39 havelgravelgut And
00:21:40 havelgravelgut and 5E.
00:21:44 ashtonias uh all the other ones here that sound cooler that's a
00:21:48 troyjohnsen know he likes there's also uh there's
00:21:48 havelgravelgut Look, you can use
00:21:50 havelgravelgut Northlands, so you can do
00:21:51 havelgravelgut Kobold Press, and
00:21:56 troyjohnsen a college
00:21:57 troyjohnsen of spirits bar that's pretty pretty spooky dangerous
00:22:03 ashtonias 5.8 5e expanded okay let's see
00:22:05 bad token in them.
00:22:06 ashtonias thank you let's take a look oh that's
00:22:09 bad token And we think
00:22:09 whygod4007 I think it didn't they didn't they make college of spirits 5.5 oh yeah
00:22:09 funkeebuddha I'm in now,
00:22:10 funkeebuddha but for some reason
00:22:11 funkeebuddha my combat tracker
00:22:12 funkeebuddha is blank.
00:22:15 havelgravelgut hang on one second.
00:22:16 havelgravelgut What'd you ask, Funky?
00:22:17 bad token we're doing really
00:22:19 funkeebuddha I said I'm in now,
00:22:21 funkeebuddha but my combat tracker
00:22:22 funkeebuddha is blank.
00:22:24 havelgravelgut Well, that's gay. I'll tell you when you go.
00:22:26 funkeebuddha All right.
00:22:27 ebondawn You should have his eight. Well done.
00:22:29 bad token good.
00:22:30 funkeebuddha I didn't roll it.
00:22:30 havelgravelgut It was my
00:22:32 havelgravelgut damn fault.
00:22:32 bad token We've got a lot of
00:22:34 havelgravelgut Roll a d20.
00:22:35 funkeebuddha Yeah, it is.
00:22:36 funkeebuddha What?
00:22:36 funkeebuddha I'm not
00:22:37 havelgravelgut Roll a d20. Yeah, you're fine.
00:22:39 ebondawn To be fair, the bad guys
00:22:40 ebondawn are five and three, so
00:22:42 ebondawn we seem to be doing pretty good.
00:22:45 funkeebuddha that worried about it
00:22:47 havelgravelgut Okay. Alright.
00:22:48 havelgravelgut Vrock, I'm sorry, I had to
00:22:50 havelgravelgut reload. What did Vrock do? Move in?
00:22:56 havelgravelgut Joe?
00:22:57 whygod4007 he just flew in and then
00:22:58 whygod4007 got some altitude yeah yeah it takes a cover oh
00:23:00 havelgravelgut okay cool he can kind of be up in that tree too if you want him to break a lot of sight from these
00:23:04 havelgravelgut two dudes roadie roadie
00:23:07 funkeebuddha Oh boy
00:23:12 havelgravelgut because you had 11 dude and then everybody got 10 yeah well
00:23:14 whygod4007 my god how did I get that high on the initiative
00:23:18 ebondawn Yeah, you have an 11.
00:23:19 ebondawn 11 is big right now.
00:23:20 ebondawn You turned it up to 11, baby.
00:23:21 havelgravelgut roadie also
00:23:22 ebondawn Fucking badass.
00:23:24 havelgravelgut smells like stale whiskey and cigarettes yeah so yeah
00:23:26 ebondawn God, he's so cool, too.
00:23:33 whygod4007 I guess I'll uh oh stupid drawing tool uh put
00:23:39 ashtonias cool shit i love this
00:23:41 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut you like look and you see this weird
00:23:44 havelgravelgut weird scaly hide and uh rico gets a good look at it too but you don't know he looks
00:23:51 havelgravelgut like a fucked up dog Kaldur Gravelgut with
00:23:53 bad token energy in our
00:24:00 whygod4007 the help action on it that's uh that's all I got
00:24:03 havelgravelgut a mighty 10 you're up when you
00:24:06 ebondawn Yeah.
00:24:11 ebondawn 20.
00:24:15 ebondawn Rico wants to be in front, huh?
00:24:19 ebondawn Well, I'm not going to stand at the back.
00:24:21 troyjohnsen you haven't accepted william yet
00:24:27 ashtonias i just
00:24:27 ebondawn Don't worry.
00:24:28 ebondawn I'll be there any fucking minute now.
00:24:29 ebondawn Just.
00:24:31 whygod4007 uh you
00:24:33 ebondawn Um, I will.
00:24:38 funkeebuddha There's more
00:24:42 ebondawn Yeah.
00:24:45 ebondawn Do a little more fucking darting.
00:24:48 havelgravelgut get to that point Kaldur Gravelgut you
00:24:49 havelgravelgut do hear more people rushing down from a hallway as this dog has started barking and it's a weird
00:24:54 havelgravelgut guttural mucusy bark and the
00:24:57 funkeebuddha Yum
00:24:58 funkeebuddha You can stop sharing now, thank you very much, I appreciate it
00:25:04 ebondawn Weird guttural mucusy bark.
00:25:06 ebondawn Dope.
00:25:08 ebondawn Yeah, I'm going to throw a dart at this.
00:25:10 ebondawn throw a dart at this clown
00:25:11 ebondawn no
00:25:13 havelgravelgut uh at that fucker boom three damage to the um bandit of inexorable
00:25:18 havelgravelgut ruin yeah i'll give me to give you one more nature of survival Kaldur Gravelgut at the sound of that bark it
00:25:23 havelgravelgut sounds familiar sounds like a like a what now oh god
00:25:26 ebondawn is it GGG or whatever
00:25:29 ebondawn is it
00:25:31 ebondawn what is it perception or nature
00:25:32 havelgravelgut no you'll you'll you'll see i think yeah
00:25:34 havelgravelgut you'll eventually figure it out but nature or survival it sounds like a like a wolf or dog
00:25:37 ebondawn some sort
00:25:42 havelgravelgut bark oh hey there you go mixed with the troll yeah it's
00:25:50 ebondawn of fucking troll dog
00:25:51 ebondawn the troll
00:25:52 havelgravelgut a fucking troll wolf troll it's actually
00:25:55 ebondawn alright um
00:25:57 havelgravelgut called a
00:26:00 havelgravelgut Gillitrut Troll.
00:26:02 havelgravelgut Straight out of
00:26:04 havelgravelgut Wheel of Fortune. Gorgeous.
00:26:05 ebondawn and
00:26:05 ebondawn bonus action I will
00:26:07 ebondawn second wind
00:26:09 ebondawn but you're still
00:26:11 havelgravelgut Alright.
00:26:13 havelgravelgut Then Dreadie Mercurie Mercury is up.
00:26:16 havelgravelgut Dredd! You're all good.
00:26:19 ashtonias finished uh leveling up my apologies i'm getting in the game now
00:26:20 troyjohnsen like you
00:26:23 ashtonias is someone
00:26:25 bad token lives.
00:26:25 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie,
00:26:25 bad token We have a lot of energy in our lives.
00:26:27 ebondawn level 2
00:26:27 ebondawn don't go
00:26:27 havelgravelgut you'll still
00:26:28 havelgravelgut be level 2 unless you swear allegiance to
00:26:30 havelgravelgut William Moon, or at least ask for his help.
00:26:32 havelgravelgut Enjee. Oh, no, no.
00:26:34 funkeebuddha He's done already?
00:26:36 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie's gonna, I'm gonna, hopefully he'll load
00:26:38 havelgravelgut in quick, and then
00:26:38 bad token You know,
00:26:39 havelgravelgut Jason, so it doesn't matter.
00:26:46 troyjohnsen got advantage and gilera troll if you shoot that one help action
00:26:46 ebondawn in
00:26:47 ebondawn it's too dangerous
00:26:50 funkeebuddha What the hell is that thing right there?
00:26:55 ebondawn it's a troll dog you gotta burn it or some shit
00:26:55 funkeebuddha Oh
00:26:56 funkeebuddha Got it
00:26:58 ebondawn the thing
00:27:04 funkeebuddha Oh it's
00:27:05 funkeebuddha It's fire damage.
00:27:09 whygod4007 had advantage on that attack yeah oh uh
00:27:09 havelgravelgut All of these money
00:27:11 havelgravelgut If you ever hear that
00:27:11 funkeebuddha I did?
00:27:14 funkeebuddha Damn it, I missed my
00:27:16 troyjohnsen it's it's
00:27:17 havelgravelgut Because the help action was on him from Roadie
00:27:20 havelgravelgut Roadie's always helping out
00:27:22 funkeebuddha one.
00:27:24 havelgravelgut You
00:27:25 funkeebuddha Alright, yeah.
00:27:26 funkeebuddha That's fire damage on it.
00:27:27 havelgravelgut Fucking wonderful
00:27:29 funkeebuddha And then I'm going to run back.
00:27:32 funkeebuddha Oh, mother.
00:27:33 whygod4007 fire i fire damage did 55 hit points worth of
00:27:34 havelgravelgut Hang on
00:27:39 havelgravelgut No it did not shut up
00:27:39 whygod4007 damage somehow he
00:27:43 ebondawn is clearly
00:27:43 ebondawn not the fucking goblin.
00:27:43 havelgravelgut As you would imagine
00:27:46 havelgravelgut That will stop his regeneration
00:27:48 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut that is very satisfying
00:27:49 havelgravelgut Calling out the similarity in the bark
00:27:51 havelgravelgut And Enjee immediately knowing what to do about it
00:27:54 havelgravelgut You know
00:27:54 ebondawn Yeah.
00:27:56 ashtonias streaming while i wait for this to load could someone stream while i'm waiting for
00:27:57 bad token it's a shame not to have energy in our lives.
00:27:57 ebondawn You have
00:27:59 havelgravelgut Say what now
00:28:02 ashtonias this to load maybe open up my character sheet thank you and
00:28:05 havelgravelgut Streaming up
00:28:06 bad token I think that's what we're
00:28:06 havelgravelgut Gotta give
00:28:07 troyjohnsen streaming
00:28:08 troyjohnsen now let me
00:28:13 ashtonias if you would be so kind as to open
00:28:14 ashtonias my character sheet then let's
00:28:16 havelgravelgut him control
00:28:19 havelgravelgut I'm gonna give you control
00:28:20 havelgravelgut Troy
00:28:24 troyjohnsen control it okay you want to look at your spell yeah you
00:28:26 ashtonias see we're fighting i do all right
00:28:30 ebondawn those spells ready,
00:28:31 ebondawn so you have cantrips, buddy.
00:28:34 ashtonias where's the bad guys at can i
00:28:35 funkeebuddha Firebolt?
00:28:36 troyjohnsen can do that
00:28:36 troyjohnsen you can do a vicious mockery basically
00:28:38 troyjohnsen yeah
00:28:40 ebondawn You have cantrips.
00:28:43 ebondawn One bardic inspiration.
00:28:45 troyjohnsen you can do a vicious mockery
00:28:45 ebondawn And that's it. That's it. Those are your
00:28:47 ebondawn options. No.
00:28:50 havelgravelgut Do you wanna watch
00:28:51 troyjohnsen and you can give somebody bardic inspiration
00:28:52 havelgravelgut No, not this one's a bonus action
00:28:53 troyjohnsen use my
00:28:53 ashtonias use
00:28:54 ashtonias two cam trips in a turn all right i will
00:28:57 ebondawn Well, you could if one was a bonus action, but
00:28:58 bad token able to do today,
00:28:59 bad token something that we can't do without the energy
00:28:59 ebondawn you don't have a bonus action.
00:29:02 ashtonias viciously mock uh the dude the dude i bet
00:29:05 havelgravelgut Troll dog
00:29:06 havelgravelgut The dude, what do you say
00:29:14 funkeebuddha That's what he said.
00:29:15 ashtonias you get it all
00:29:16 ashtonias on with that dog, don't you?
00:29:18 havelgravelgut Well
00:29:18 ebondawn Cash.
00:29:19 havelgravelgut Who have you been talking to
00:29:24 havelgravelgut No
00:29:27 whygod4007 has the wrong bandmate activated yeah we've
00:29:30 havelgravelgut That's cause
00:29:31 havelgravelgut I'm the one that clicked it maybe
00:29:36 ebondawn That was a good fish smucker.
00:29:39 funkeebuddha Yeah, he's not controlling
00:29:39 ashtonias Bardically inspired.
00:29:39 funkeebuddha his own character.
00:29:42 funkeebuddha Hold on
00:29:44 havelgravelgut Alright
00:29:45 havelgravelgut All right, Fienulf is going to stay in the back, keep the Shears safe.
00:29:52 havelgravelgut Rico, all badass.
00:29:56 troyjohnsen movement speed to hop
00:29:57 troyjohnsen down past Roadie
00:29:59 troyjohnsen and I'll take aim at the
00:30:03 troyjohnsen the guy that's
00:30:05 troyjohnsen near death with a
00:30:07 troyjohnsen javelin
00:30:14 havelgravelgut Moonbeam, more
00:30:16 troyjohnsen he's not that cool
00:30:17 troyjohnsen moon spear
00:30:18 troyjohnsen and then
00:30:26 ashtonias Damn, you found
00:30:27 ashtonias Drea H. You're
00:30:29 troyjohnsen I'll
00:30:29 troyjohnsen I'll turn to
00:30:33 troyjohnsen Kaldur Gravelgut and say uh here's some inspiration from william moon you're gonna need
00:30:41 troyjohnsen it and that's
00:30:43 ebondawn my balls itching a bit itchy balls
00:30:49 funkeebuddha to your body.
00:30:53 troyjohnsen it
00:30:53 troyjohnsen for rico because rico thinks that
00:30:55 ashtonias gonna
00:30:55 ashtonias need it.
00:31:01 troyjohnsen he is protecting Kaldur Gravelgut uh what's that
00:31:04 havelgravelgut running.
00:31:06 ebondawn yep so i have inspiration i was telling pamela i have inspiration
00:31:10 troyjohnsen uh Kaldur Gravelgut worth noting this
00:31:16 troyjohnsen is combat inspiration so you can use it uh for ac as well and for damage what's that
00:31:23 ebondawn that's because that that valor bard thing is a valor bard thing i'm
00:31:24 funkeebuddha Me too.
00:31:26 troyjohnsen it's uh
00:31:29 troyjohnsen yeah, here, I'll link it.
00:31:32 ebondawn looking at your
00:31:32 ebondawn character here now i have access i don't know why but that's awesome
00:31:37 havelgravelgut Observer.
00:31:37 funkeebuddha How come
00:31:37 havelgravelgut You have observer rights.
00:31:39 havelgravelgut Everybody does.
00:31:40 whygod4007 had that for like
00:31:42 whygod4007 multiple campaigns i get
00:31:43 havelgravelgut Y'all can always, because that way y'all can see through the other character's eyes,
00:31:44 bad token right start
00:31:47 havelgravelgut and that helps you keep eyes on the action.
00:31:50 havelgravelgut Even though it's not like technically what would be happening,
00:31:53 havelgravelgut it's like it makes you not like, I think it makes you pay attention.
00:31:57 havelgravelgut All right.
00:31:57 whygod4007 bored out of my mind at tim's campaign staring at walls oh um
00:31:59 havelgravelgut Yeah, it's rough
00:32:02 havelgravelgut Scales
00:32:03 havelgravelgut Oh my
00:32:04 ebondawn dude
00:32:09 ebondawn Havel loves when I have high AC.
00:32:11 ebondawn It's his favorite thing.
00:32:12 havelgravelgut god
00:32:14 ashtonias Oh, my
00:32:17 bad token the initiative and give Dreadie Mercurie and erody heroic inspiration with a rallying cry
00:32:22 havelgravelgut You feel
00:32:24 bad token of i don't know they stand no chance and
00:32:33 bad token i run over here where's the where are the enemies
00:32:36 havelgravelgut inspired
00:32:39 bad token no let
00:32:40 havelgravelgut Right here, this troll dog
00:32:42 havelgravelgut And there's more coming through this door
00:32:43 ebondawn But there's more
00:32:44 ebondawn behind the door.
00:32:46 ebondawn There's more behind the door.
00:32:46 havelgravelgut What'd you
00:32:48 ebondawn Well, that kind of rhymed.
00:32:52 funkeebuddha I have, like, that tremor sense?
00:32:55 ebondawn Oh, God, I fucking hate it.
00:32:56 havelgravelgut say?
00:32:57 funkeebuddha Huh?
00:32:57 havelgravelgut What'd you say, Angie?
00:33:01 funkeebuddha Why don't I like that tremor sense for you to see through your
00:33:03 havelgravelgut You're seeing what Kaldur Gravelgut is seeing
00:33:06 havelgravelgut Very nice
00:33:09 funkeebuddha eyes you want my puppet
00:33:11 bad token me do that hurl the
00:33:15 whygod4007 oh shoot
00:33:19 whygod4007 perception but
00:33:20 havelgravelgut Javelin goes wide
00:33:24 bad token javelin at it give
00:33:27 havelgravelgut But this thing, it locks eyes on scales
00:33:29 havelgravelgut scales it is uh it's good it's go time ready and roadie give me perception checks
00:33:32 bad token it a good growl
00:33:37 havelgravelgut please
00:33:38 havelgravelgut and the glitter troll runs right between rico and called regeneration
00:33:48 whygod4007 he's he's
00:33:48 havelgravelgut does not function for the
00:33:50 havelgravelgut glitter trot gillet trot roll because of fire damage roadie you notice when uh
00:33:58 havelgravelgut scales and
00:34:02 havelgravelgut And scales, whether you're aware of this or not, is your call.
00:34:08 havelgravelgut But, Rhody, you notice when scales, like, cast this spell, like, along the spine, a little, like, gleaming energy
00:34:16 havelgravelgut happens.
00:34:17 havelgravelgut It looks like, with a great perception check, you recognize he has, like, almost topaz and gemstones
00:34:25 havelgravelgut embedded down his spine amidst the brass of his scales.
00:34:32 havelgravelgut Quite interesting.
00:34:34 troyjohnsen Neil does?
00:34:36 havelgravelgut Scales does.
00:34:38 havelgravelgut The gillet troll runs through and makes...
00:34:42 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah, he's going to bite twice.
00:34:47 havelgravelgut A miss on the first one,
00:34:52 havelgravelgut and a hit on the second one for a six damage scale.
00:34:59 havelgravelgut And it does bear you to the ground with that.
00:35:04 bad token well let's see
00:35:05 havelgravelgut Go ahead and apply that damage from the chat window,
00:35:10 havelgravelgut and it will prompt you for a concentration saving throw.
00:35:16 bad token here wait which one do i which one
00:35:21 ebondawn I don't hear
00:35:22 ebondawn any serious game music.
00:35:23 havelgravelgut uh the six just apply six from the chat log oh i've
00:35:24 ebondawn Or is it just really quiet?
00:35:25 bad token do i add okay
00:35:27 ebondawn You know
00:35:31 bad token why is it not automatically doing it for me no i
00:35:36 havelgravelgut been you want me to apply for you
00:35:37 havelgravelgut i can't we'll see because then you know you get prompted god
00:35:40 bad token can i can do it
00:35:45 havelgravelgut damn it okay the uh
00:35:48 havelgravelgut goes away but honestly like now he has you bear to the ground he's probably going to keep doing
00:35:52 havelgravelgut that so you know mission accomplished anyway all right in comes the next wave of cultists
00:36:02 havelgravelgut moving straight for
00:36:03 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut Gravel.
00:36:05 havelgravelgut A light crossbow is pulled
00:36:07 havelgravelgut and a horrible shot.
00:36:14 ebondawn what pisses me off?
00:36:14 ebondawn I know every time something misses me,
00:36:16 ebondawn Rico's going to think that
00:36:18 ebondawn William Moon is pretending to be me.
00:36:19 troyjohnsen Yeah.
00:36:20 havelgravelgut Rico, this one's coming for you.
00:36:25 havelgravelgut Oh, my God. Two natural ones.
00:36:26 havelgravelgut William Moon is with you. Amazing.
00:36:30 ebondawn There's actually three natural ones, because he rolled one on
00:36:32 ebondawn the ghillie truck troll as well now we
00:36:38 havelgravelgut And here we go
00:36:39 havelgravelgut with another one at the hero
00:36:40 havelgravelgut who goes to the left, so he's going to shoot at you.
00:36:44 havelgravelgut Rico,
00:36:47 havelgravelgut that one will hit you, Rico.
00:36:54 havelgravelgut That was probably just a test
00:36:56 havelgravelgut from William. All right, Varoq's turn.
00:36:57 havelgravelgut yeah yeah and scars look badass chicks love
00:36:58 troyjohnsen William knows if I get
00:37:01 troyjohnsen injured, I get angry.
00:37:05 havelgravelgut them all right
00:37:12 ashtonias game. I'm in the game
00:37:13 ashtonias finally now. By the way, you don't have to
00:37:15 ashtonias stream anymore. So
00:37:16 funkeebuddha No four
00:37:19 havelgravelgut what's brock do uh joe push what make
00:37:23 whygod4007 gonna provide he's gonna provide the help action on the uh the dog
00:37:28 havelgravelgut him do doggo excellent your turn roadie the
00:37:30 whygod4007 so all uh and
00:37:39 whygod4007 roadie's just gonna ready his action to provide the help action
00:37:42 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut that's like it's insane i love it Kaldur Gravelgut
00:37:47 havelgravelgut he's right
00:37:52 ebondawn got doggo trying to kill scale so I
00:37:53 ebondawn guess we got to kill a dog out right there I have advantage on it yeah just
00:37:56 havelgravelgut there advantage make sure you yes indeed it will give you the positive audio
00:38:03 havelgravelgut the OQ when you roll with advantage.
00:38:06 havelgravelgut You have to have him targeted then.
00:38:09 ebondawn make it sure that is
00:38:16 havelgravelgut Boom. Knocking into him with the
00:38:18 havelgravelgut battle axe. That's a topple check, right?
00:38:21 ebondawn a stop a check everybody on the fucking ground
00:38:24 havelgravelgut He fucking
00:38:24 havelgravelgut fails.
00:38:28 havelgravelgut Brawling.
00:38:31 havelgravelgut Very nice, Kaldur Gravelgut.
00:38:32 whygod4007 oops i should not have i should have waited until after the pro check before applying a new
00:38:40 whygod4007 do a new help action just where's
00:38:40 havelgravelgut Any
00:38:41 havelgravelgut bonus action, Kaldur Gravelgut?
00:38:42 ebondawn nope but
00:38:52 ebondawn But I do want to
00:38:54 ebondawn block these. How tall
00:38:56 ebondawn is this staircase?
00:38:58 havelgravelgut This
00:38:59 havelgravelgut staircase is 10 feet tall.
00:39:02 ebondawn So if they jump off, they would take some
00:39:03 troyjohnsen Right.
00:39:04 ebondawn damage. And I'll go this way.
00:39:04 havelgravelgut They
00:39:04 havelgravelgut would take 6 damage. Fabulous.
00:39:05 troyjohnsen No, it's
00:39:08 ebondawn I'll take the opportunities.
00:39:10 havelgravelgut yeah there's it just goes straight down whereas this one has increments of five feet on the other
00:39:16 havelgravelgut side um yeah beautiful also Kaldur Gravelgut keep in mind it is auto rolling damage for you when you're
00:39:23 havelgravelgut targeting but it's it's quicker Dreadie Mercurie i
00:39:24 ebondawn Yeah, I noticed that. I kind of don't like it,
00:39:26 ebondawn but whatever. Sure.
00:39:32 ebondawn That's what I care about. I just want
00:39:33 ashtonias I have a quick question.
00:39:33 ebondawn the game to pull itself together.
00:39:35 ebondawn That way I don't have to be here.
00:39:36 havelgravelgut mean i
00:39:37 ashtonias Is asking William Moon
00:39:38 ashtonias for help, commitments
00:39:41 ashtonias to worship William Moon?
00:39:47 havelgravelgut can neither confirm nor deny that
00:39:47 ebondawn No. Wow.
00:39:49 troyjohnsen just the first
00:39:50 troyjohnsen step, man. It just gives you
00:39:56 troyjohnsen a taste. I
00:39:59 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie will
00:40:00 ebondawn That sounded...
00:40:01 ebondawn You can push it. I'm not going to lie.
00:40:05 ashtonias move over here.
00:40:07 ashtonias And he will shout up into the skies.
00:40:12 ashtonias Ground control to William Moon.
00:40:15 havelgravelgut it a beam of moonlight strikes
00:40:16 ashtonias Will you reach out and help me soon?
00:40:23 havelgravelgut greddy's sept and you watch as the filth of the day washes off of
00:40:29 havelgravelgut him in a cleansing beam of soft moonlight you feel empowered ready your nipples get super erect
00:40:37 havelgravelgut and you are level three no you
00:40:39 ashtonias Hell yeah.
00:40:42 ebondawn Then you lost concentration on heroism, apparently.
00:40:45 ebondawn Which makes me sad.
00:40:47 havelgravelgut did not oh wait how long does it last 10
00:40:50 ashtonias I'm probably about here, though.
00:40:51 ashtonias I was
00:40:53 whygod4007 ng oh that's right he was over here i think
00:40:56 ebondawn I think it's ten minutes, right?
00:40:58 troyjohnsen think it's only
00:40:58 havelgravelgut minutes okay
00:40:59 troyjohnsen a minute. It's only a
00:41:00 ebondawn Is it a minute?
00:41:01 ebondawn Oh, one minute.
00:41:01 troyjohnsen minute. But I mean, we were moving pretty fast
00:41:02 havelgravelgut Well, I mean, but even
00:41:02 ebondawn Then it should be done.
00:41:04 troyjohnsen and I don't know if their time frozen time
00:41:06 troyjohnsen counts as
00:41:08 havelgravelgut still, moving through the corridor after
00:41:10 havelgravelgut that fight, what are you eating up?
00:41:14 ebondawn No, no, give it a minute.
00:41:15 ashtonias going to cast a new concentration spell anyways.
00:41:17 ashtonias Oh, that's
00:41:18 havelgravelgut Alright, Dreadie Mercurie, you are empowered with the power
00:41:20 havelgravelgut of William Moon and
00:41:24 havelgravelgut what do I say?
00:41:27 havelgravelgut Soft,
00:41:27 ebondawn No, give it.
00:41:28 havelgravelgut comforting laughter.
00:41:30 whygod4007 you need to turn
00:41:31 whygod4007 off uh the bandmate on your computer hevel when you
00:41:41 ebondawn No, give it.
00:41:42 ashtonias shitty.
00:41:42 ashtonias That's the shittiest roll I've ever seen for 44s.
00:41:47 funkeebuddha is worse
00:41:48 ashtonias Oh, that's true.
00:41:49 troyjohnsen a little
00:41:50 ebondawn Thanks, Mr. Scoops.
00:41:51 troyjohnsen work that'll spark
00:41:52 ebondawn No.
00:41:54 havelgravelgut I don't have any
00:41:58 havelgravelgut bandmates on, Joe.
00:42:00 ebondawn Eric says nothing for 30 minutes.
00:42:01 havelgravelgut What did you say?
00:42:02 ebondawn That's the first thing he said.
00:42:04 ebondawn Not fours works.
00:42:08 havelgravelgut What did you
00:42:09 havelgravelgut fucking say?
00:42:13 ebondawn Eric's inner asshole couldn't contain
00:42:13 havelgravelgut What did you say, Eric?
00:42:14 ebondawn itself.
00:42:15 funkeebuddha Well, he said that's the worst role I've ever seen I said, well you could have rolled the floor
00:42:21 ebondawn He said fours works.
00:42:22 funkeebuddha yeah it's true though it's a
00:42:23 havelgravelgut yes
00:42:23 havelgravelgut all right
00:42:26 havelgravelgut yeah
00:42:28 havelgravelgut in jail
00:42:29 ebondawn It is true.
00:42:30 havelgravelgut any bonus actions ready
00:42:30 ashtonias He's factually correct.
00:42:31 ashtonias right uh bonus action i will uh Kaldur Gravelgut still has bardic inspiration right
00:42:33 havelgravelgut he does
00:42:39 ashtonias all right i
00:42:40 havelgravelgut yep
00:42:42 ebondawn I have come up with a question.
00:42:42 ashtonias wait a sec here those have a limit right okay i'm
00:42:47 ebondawn Speaking of which,
00:42:52 ebondawn Alec, you're going to need to
00:42:54 havelgravelgut well
00:42:54 ebondawn come up with some way to distinguish between which type
00:42:56 ebondawn of inspiration people have, because if he's
00:42:58 ebondawn giving talent inspiration, because
00:42:59 havelgravelgut I will
00:43:00 ashtonias gonna vertically inspire rico lune
00:43:02 ashtonias actually i
00:43:10 ebondawn Rico's inspiration has, like, extra
00:43:12 ebondawn effect. Yeah.
00:43:16 funkeebuddha nice
00:43:18 troyjohnsen the spark you do with
00:43:19 havelgravelgut I can
00:43:22 havelgravelgut differentiate by
00:43:23 bad token I think a lot of times,
00:43:25 havelgravelgut changing next time we're like
00:43:26 bad token they always think that
00:43:27 havelgravelgut doing it when I have like a minute I
00:43:29 havelgravelgut will change Troy's
00:43:31 havelgravelgut animation to be like a more
00:43:33 havelgravelgut more badass color you know what i mean all right sweet uh and who'd you give that to dreading
00:43:37 ashtonias gave that to rico but there's more to it now one second i don't
00:43:45 ashtonias get to choose do i
00:43:46 ebondawn Which will
00:43:46 ashtonias uh for spirits from beyond oh i do i get to choose why
00:43:47 havelgravelgut what do you mean all right
00:43:51 troyjohnsen the new one but you won't be able to use it this turn you
00:43:55 troyjohnsen won't be able to use it until next turn because you have to use a magic action to actually use it
00:43:58 ashtonias okay i
00:44:02 troyjohnsen like you you use your bonus action to pick it and then it's like you've got it saved up you
00:44:07 troyjohnsen know for when you want to use it and they use your action to actually bestow it on somebody
00:44:12 troyjohnsen buddy yeah yeah
00:44:18 ebondawn only be a problem right now.
00:44:20 ebondawn Otherwise, you could just prepare it ahead of time.
00:44:22 troyjohnsen exactly well i mean if yeah you already used
00:44:23 ebondawn It's only probably this exact
00:44:24 ebondawn moment. It'll be fine in the future.
00:44:26 ebondawn But right now, it's gone.
00:44:30 troyjohnsen your cloud of daggers cloud of
00:44:31 troyjohnsen daggers is a good spell so yeah so you can pick which one of the one to six you can pick right
00:44:39 troyjohnsen now he
00:44:50 havelgravelgut what do you have ready to pick one all right
00:44:56 ashtonias think i'm gonna choose the
00:44:57 ashtonias renegade you got
00:44:58 havelgravelgut you're gonna get it is you
00:44:59 havelgravelgut can immediately take a range i don't know what do you want to go rico okay so
00:45:04 troyjohnsen has to well you can change the rule if you want a little bit oh okay
00:45:09 ebondawn Well, you have to roll, right? Unless you use
00:45:11 ebondawn the bonus action.
00:45:13 ebondawn Let me read this thing. When you take a bonus
00:45:16 ebondawn action to give a creature a Bardic Inspiration, you can call
00:45:18 ebondawn forth powers of a random spirit.
00:45:21 ebondawn Wow.
00:45:21 havelgravelgut we'll go on sub
00:45:21 bad token we,
00:45:21 troyjohnsen so you got to roll a
00:45:22 bad token if we have a conversation,
00:45:23 ebondawn Control channeling. As a bonus action, you can
00:45:24 ebondawn could expend the use of bardic inspiration to channel
00:45:26 bad token they think
00:45:26 ebondawn a specific spirit.
00:45:28 havelgravelgut yeah sure all right yes
00:45:29 troyjohnsen 1d6 and see what you get uh i
00:45:35 ashtonias the beloved is rico
00:45:36 havelgravelgut you regain hit points equal to bless your charisma mod
00:45:38 bad token that,
00:45:38 bad token you know,
00:45:40 havelgravelgut wow a roll of d6 for me jan let's do plus three rico rico
00:45:48 havelgravelgut you yeah a little bit you're full now
00:45:48 ashtonias even hurt if i do
00:45:50 ebondawn Yeah, here we go, sir.
00:45:52 havelgravelgut yeah oh
00:45:55 troyjohnsen i don't think he immediately uses it i think he he got
00:46:01 whygod4007 when you use the bardic inspiration you get
00:46:03 whygod4007 it right it's
00:46:05 ashtonias the channeling i have to use the magic
00:46:05 bad token we talk
00:46:06 troyjohnsen it
00:46:07 troyjohnsen he got it but he hasn't unleashed it he has to use a magic action to unleash it
00:46:07 ashtonias i have a
00:46:11 havelgravelgut okay gotcha
00:46:12 troyjohnsen because i mean some of these do damage right and it wouldn't be cool if it
00:46:17 troyjohnsen just randomly damaged you have that ready to go yeah
00:46:17 ebondawn Yeah, I like that.
00:46:20 ebondawn Okay, so yeah, you have
00:46:23 bad token about what we're going to do,
00:46:25 bad token we actually,
00:46:25 havelgravelgut okay so yeah yeah
00:46:25 ebondawn ready to go.
00:46:26 bad token we want to make sure that we help
00:46:26 ashtonias so basically i have a stand i have a jojo bizarre adventure stand behind me that's
00:46:27 bad token each other,
00:46:32 ebondawn You've got a beloved
00:46:32 ashtonias That's where I'm going
00:46:32 ebondawn in the chamber.
00:46:35 havelgravelgut all right engine you were up uh you
00:46:41 funkeebuddha that dog scares me no uh the fire is starting to dwindle on it right so i'm gonna
00:46:50 funkeebuddha shoot do i still have advantage or no 15 it
00:46:53 ebondawn It's prone.
00:46:54 havelgravelgut do on the dog and it
00:46:55 havelgravelgut it would be offset. Over here, you don't
00:46:57 havelgravelgut have any advantage.
00:46:59 ebondawn Yeah.
00:47:00 ebondawn But we do need...
00:47:00 whygod4007 it's normal rules on everyone well you
00:47:02 havelgravelgut Yeah, normal rolls on everybody.
00:47:05 ebondawn I thought
00:47:06 funkeebuddha uh it's fired up again
00:47:08 havelgravelgut Yes, it does.
00:47:09 havelgravelgut He gets there.
00:47:09 bad token because it's
00:47:11 havelgravelgut Indeed, I assume so.
00:47:17 havelgravelgut Nice. All right,
00:47:18 havelgravelgut Finulf, now without
00:47:19 bad token not only
00:47:19 bad token a social issue,
00:47:20 havelgravelgut too much blockage up, is going to
00:47:22 bad token it's a social issue
00:47:22 havelgravelgut move forward and start to help in with the range
00:47:24 bad token that we can't
00:47:24 havelgravelgut game. Moving out,
00:47:29 havelgravelgut unleashes. He's got two
00:47:31 havelgravelgut shots with his long, wait,
00:47:32 bad token get to if
00:47:33 havelgravelgut why does it say he has a long
00:47:34 havelgravelgut But he's a short
00:47:36 havelgravelgut Okay he's got short
00:47:37 havelgravelgut First one will
00:47:46 havelgravelgut take
00:47:47 havelgravelgut Three damage though
00:47:48 troyjohnsen come on
00:47:48 havelgravelgut Twenty twenty five
00:47:49 bad token we don't
00:47:51 havelgravelgut He's going to move back into the doorway
00:47:54 havelgravelgut Making sure to make space for
00:47:55 havelgravelgut Engine to move back and forth Rico you're up
00:47:57 havelgravelgut The power of William Moon channels through
00:47:59 havelgravelgut Your loins
00:48:03 troyjohnsen scales let's double team this bitch as he hugged you
00:48:09 ebondawn what that means...
00:48:13 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie pops up from behind the tree
00:48:15 ashtonias Can I lodge?
00:48:17 funkeebuddha Oh, boy.
00:48:18 havelgravelgut Beautiful nice
00:48:19 havelgravelgut Hit there
00:48:20 havelgravelgut Give me
00:48:20 troyjohnsen i'll use uh my bonus action
00:48:22 troyjohnsen to uh spellfire spark him and of course i'll yell out uh paladin mood
00:48:30 troyjohnsen smite i missed
00:48:42 havelgravelgut damage
00:48:42 havelgravelgut Oh he saved my bad
00:48:43 ebondawn Like how you think
00:48:43 troyjohnsen he saved he saved apple it's not actually a smite
00:48:44 ebondawn a secret flame is your spite.
00:48:52 ebondawn yeah this is
00:48:52 havelgravelgut Yeah yeah no
00:48:53 havelgravelgut No, when you say that and it fools me every time,
00:48:55 havelgravelgut I'm like, all right, you can be dead.
00:48:58 ebondawn bounded moon smite
00:48:59 ebondawn yeah you're getting dragged into the cult
00:49:00 havelgravelgut Paladin mood smite.
00:49:01 havelgravelgut Like, I'm being inducted into this.
00:49:06 ebondawn dude this is how it happens
00:49:07 troyjohnsen i know craig craig is
00:49:07 ebondawn yeah
00:49:07 havelgravelgut This guy.
00:49:09 havelgravelgut This guy squeaks around, aims at Dreadie Mercurie.
00:49:15 troyjohnsen an honorary muninite it did
00:49:17 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, you take seven damage.
00:49:23 havelgravelgut Apply that and it will prompt you for a save.
00:49:29 ashtonias That's damage
00:49:34 havelgravelgut Fuck.
00:49:37 ashtonias Did it even get to do any damage to them at least?
00:49:41 troyjohnsen it down to wait you probably you're a human right
00:49:41 ebondawn unless you
00:49:41 havelgravelgut Yeah, oh yeah.
00:49:43 ashtonias Alright damn
00:49:43 bad token they're all badly injured
00:49:44 bad token well you
00:49:47 ashtonias I am
00:49:48 troyjohnsen you have inspiration you could you could you'd burn it and try one more time you just
00:49:53 ashtonias Yeah I will do that
00:49:55 havelgravelgut That thing again.
00:49:57 ashtonias God damn it
00:49:58 havelgravelgut Motherfucker.
00:49:58 ashtonias A bird
00:49:59 havelgravelgut All right.
00:49:59 bad token also have heroic inspiration right
00:50:01 bad token from the rally
00:50:01 bad token how about
00:50:02 havelgravelgut That's what that is.
00:50:03 havelgravelgut He gets that.
00:50:04 havelgravelgut In the morning as a human
00:50:05 havelgravelgut Alright, scales, this bastard has you on the ground
00:50:08 havelgravelgut But he's also on the ground
00:50:09 havelgravelgut So rolls are normal for you
00:50:12 havelgravelgut Attacking him
00:50:13 whygod4007 could also stand up oh okay
00:50:14 bad token I get up
00:50:15 ebondawn stand up
00:50:15 bad token I will
00:50:17 havelgravelgut Well, no, wait
00:50:18 havelgravelgut No, he's grappled by the bite
00:50:21 havelgravelgut No, no, no, I'm sorry
00:50:21 whygod4007 you could
00:50:22 havelgravelgut It's just the prone condition, he doesn't grapple
00:50:22 ebondawn he's in control I
00:50:24 havelgravelgut Yes, you can stand up
00:50:25 havelgravelgut Do so, now you have advantage against the bastard
00:50:27 bad token stand up
00:50:32 havelgravelgut Sorry, I thought the bite grappled
00:50:33 bad token yeah
00:50:33 bad token I move right here
00:50:33 havelgravelgut You have
00:50:36 bad token and I will stab
00:50:40 bad token into him with the
00:50:42 bad token spear. How do I
00:50:44 havelgravelgut advantage, for it is prone
00:50:48 havelgravelgut Yeah, but
00:50:49 bad token do that?
00:50:51 bad token Isn't it like alt or
00:50:52 troyjohnsen roll
00:50:52 troyjohnsen another d20 plus five but there is a way to do that 13
00:50:58 bad token something? Okay.
00:51:00 ebondawn think
00:51:00 ebondawn nice that's
00:51:01 havelgravelgut you already rolled one
00:51:02 havelgravelgut So just roll a d20
00:51:03 havelgravelgut And he's
00:51:06 whygod4007 just
00:51:06 whygod4007 make another attack whatever it all works you're
00:51:09 ebondawn 13
00:51:10 ebondawn 13
00:51:10 ebondawn little self
00:51:12 troyjohnsen dude where's
00:51:13 havelgravelgut got an AC of 15
00:51:13 havelgravelgut God damn it
00:51:20 troyjohnsen the tag team
00:51:23 havelgravelgut That's probably what
00:51:24 havelgravelgut Threw him off, Rico
00:51:25 whygod4007 supposed to spear the other end you're attacking
00:51:27 havelgravelgut Yeah, it's an Eiffel Tower
00:51:28 whygod4007 the wrong side good
00:51:31 havelgravelgut In position for
00:51:33 havelgravelgut Further any bonus action scales
00:51:35 havelgravelgut You gotcha
00:51:37 bad token Let's see.
00:51:38 bad token No, because I can't smite
00:51:40 ebondawn pity
00:51:40 ebondawn you can't
00:51:44 bad token with no hit.
00:51:46 bad token I don't
00:51:47 havelgravelgut The Ghillie Trot Troll will stand up
00:51:49 havelgravelgut And lash out first at
00:51:51 havelgravelgut Rico's final
00:51:53 havelgravelgut He could bonus lay on hands
00:51:53 ebondawn lay on your hands
00:51:53 ebondawn bonus right
00:51:55 ebondawn right, you think? Yeah, it's up to you.
00:52:00 bad token need to do that. Now I
00:52:01 ebondawn Okay, we're just pointing out
00:52:03 ebondawn that you're not. Well,
00:52:04 havelgravelgut Alright, the Ghillie Trot
00:52:05 havelgravelgut troll is going to lash out
00:52:07 havelgravelgut at Rico for 8 damage
00:52:11 havelgravelgut knocking him prone
00:52:12 troyjohnsen nice try holy shit
00:52:18 ebondawn you're doing
00:52:19 ebondawn fucking great. Keep at it, champ.
00:52:20 havelgravelgut oh no
00:52:22 havelgravelgut oh no oh boy
00:52:26 ebondawn Oh, god damn it.
00:52:28 troyjohnsen you are
00:52:29 whygod4007 thing he's level three william moon
00:52:31 havelgravelgut yeah okay so now Rico
00:52:33 havelgravelgut just starts getting mauled by this
00:52:35 havelgravelgut fucking thing like his guts begin to spill out
00:52:38 havelgravelgut and you hear bones cracking
00:52:39 ebondawn Well, it's good.
00:52:42 ebondawn Oh,
00:52:47 bad token should lay on hands.
00:52:48 havelgravelgut yeah
00:52:49 whygod4007 ain't fucking shit oh uh
00:52:58 ebondawn I wish I didn't roll a wisdom saving
00:53:00 ebondawn throw to see if I should let you fucking go ahead
00:53:02 ebondawn and be a frontliner
00:53:03 ebondawn and I rolled a one.
00:53:05 havelgravelgut this bandit
00:53:08 troyjohnsen there in the front line he's
00:53:10 ebondawn Yeah.
00:53:12 ebondawn I let you have the dangerous one, though.
00:53:17 havelgravelgut takes aim at
00:53:17 havelgravelgut the blockage
00:53:19 havelgravelgut uh the troll did
00:53:20 ebondawn Oh, did the troll stand up the other way or no?
00:53:26 havelgravelgut this guy
00:53:29 havelgravelgut oh fuck
00:53:31 ebondawn He's going to jump 10 feet?
00:53:34 havelgravelgut he absolutely failed
00:53:37 havelgravelgut luckily only like
00:53:40 havelgravelgut turning his
00:53:40 havelgravelgut he's gonna run up
00:53:47 havelgravelgut he tries to hit you
00:53:47 ebondawn Oh, it's really fucking impressive.
00:53:49 ebondawn Good job.
00:53:50 ebondawn Nobody saw you fucking twisting an ankle there.
00:53:55 havelgravelgut and fails
00:53:56 havelgravelgut this guy fails to
00:54:04 havelgravelgut hit
00:54:04 havelgravelgut this one
00:54:07 havelgravelgut fails to hit dude
00:54:11 havelgravelgut Agnes 2.0 baby
00:54:16 havelgravelgut it's actually
00:54:17 ebondawn I love
00:54:17 havelgravelgut awesome Kaldur Gravelgut that's fucking epic
00:54:19 havelgravelgut That's why I think defense is still badass.
00:54:25 ebondawn defensive character.
00:54:27 ebondawn Perfect for gauntlet situations like that.
00:54:30 havelgravelgut 100%.
00:54:30 ebondawn We're headed
00:54:30 havelgravelgut You just are tanking all of these hits without any damage.
00:54:34 havelgravelgut And Vrak is up.
00:54:40 ebondawn to Venus.
00:54:42 havelgravelgut Joe, get your goddamn demon bird.
00:54:48 whygod4007 he will
00:54:48 whygod4007 give the the help action on the the beastie down here uh yeah
00:54:55 ebondawn Can demon bird feed potions?
00:55:00 whygod4007 no i don't know dm ruling on
00:55:05 whygod4007 you know bird talons delivering potions all right
00:55:08 havelgravelgut Yeah, I'd be cool with that.
00:55:09 havelgravelgut That's pretty true.
00:55:09 ashtonias talon can totally pull a cork
00:55:11 havelgravelgut All right, Roadie, you're up.
00:55:14 whygod4007 i'm gonna move 50 oh man
00:55:21 ebondawn Dretty's like, oh no, maybe I shouldn't
00:55:23 ebondawn have asked William Moon for help. It doesn't go well.
00:55:27 whygod4007 okay so i'm
00:55:28 whygod4007 to move 15 feet to to rico and give him a potion with a bonus action is that right so
00:55:34 havelgravelgut I think to apply bonus action to another person.
00:55:39 havelgravelgut Oh, no, I'm not sure.
00:55:44 whygod4007 we'll fire
00:55:47 whygod4007 that off nice roll i'll uh
00:55:54 ebondawn What is
00:55:54 funkeebuddha You thought,
00:55:54 ebondawn Rico's fugue state
00:55:55 ebondawn in between life and death like, just out of curiosity?
00:55:59 havelgravelgut Rico, you are.
00:56:00 troyjohnsen just he's just like floating in moonlight
00:56:00 havelgravelgut are yeah i mean you're beautiful yeah
00:56:03 troyjohnsen with like multiple William moons just sort of like singing in a choir to him and and
00:56:11 havelgravelgut okay from the gill this fucker
00:56:11 whygod4007 i'll risk the opportunity attack as i run back uh was
00:56:19 ebondawn He already took a
00:56:20 ebondawn opportunity attack against me.
00:56:23 havelgravelgut yeah i believe so he does
00:56:25 ebondawn Yeah, what was that?
00:56:25 whygod4007 that this
00:56:26 whygod4007 turn i think he knocked down didn't he knock down troy after that all right but so
00:56:27 ebondawn Yeah, I think you're correct.
00:56:31 havelgravelgut you get knocked broad yep ability
00:56:32 ebondawn Yeah.
00:56:33 ebondawn I mean,
00:56:34 whygod4007 yeah 13 hits for
00:56:35 whygod4007 9 damage what i thought for sure that was like a 10 foot movement
00:56:43 whygod4007 requirement ability how many
00:56:46 havelgravelgut no sir crawl yeah
00:56:48 troyjohnsen since
00:56:48 troyjohnsen since since roadie isn't next to me when i open my eyes like does it
00:56:48 funkeebuddha oh, you could
00:56:54 whygod4007 how many feet can i yeah well that
00:56:59 havelgravelgut that's good i think half so that would be
00:57:02 havelgravelgut five ten five ten fifty
00:57:04 ebondawn you can stand back.
00:57:06 whygod4007 would be all my movement and then uh
00:57:06 havelgravelgut twenty five you fall
00:57:07 funkeebuddha tuck it in.
00:57:09 havelgravelgut I'll let you crawl five more feet that's fine and move
00:57:13 ebondawn I mean,
00:57:16 whygod4007 i don't really have the
00:57:17 whygod4007 movement to stand but i'm gonna no i
00:57:20 ebondawn well, no, because it's kind of a weird situation
00:57:22 ebondawn because you move five feet,
00:57:23 funkeebuddha We should
00:57:26 ebondawn moves ten feet,
00:57:27 ebondawn gets knocked prone
00:57:30 ebondawn but it's during his movement
00:57:31 ebondawn so he could still use his movement so he can get up
00:57:33 havelgravelgut right five ten fifteen
00:57:36 ebondawn and then he could move five more
00:57:37 ebondawn so he could be standing up
00:57:37 havelgravelgut got knocked down when he got knocked down at
00:57:39 ebondawn oh yeah so he had to run down there
00:57:40 havelgravelgut twenty after spending twenty feet unfortunately
00:57:43 havelgravelgut he had to move diagonal to Rico
00:57:46 ebondawn and then back, that's right
00:57:48 havelgravelgut twenty back
00:57:48 ebondawn I forgot that he came down there first
00:57:50 ebondawn he had to
00:57:52 whygod4007 moved 15 feet to get apply the potion and then oh the
00:57:55 ebondawn get to the person
00:57:56 ebondawn me?
00:57:57 havelgravelgut when you got knocked down yeah
00:57:58 havelgravelgut yeah this
00:58:01 whygod4007 the widow was crawling so yeah i guess that am i five shorter i don't know um but uh i don't know
00:58:09 whygod4007 i don't know if you'll have to tell me later if you prefer this or to not
00:58:18 whygod4007 be in darkness
00:58:22 ebondawn I mean would I have Trevor sense up?
00:58:24 ebondawn absolutely, fucking darken it up
00:58:28 havelgravelgut is
00:58:28 havelgravelgut this is amazing
00:58:29 havelgravelgut And it is Kaldur Gravelgut's turn
00:58:29 ebondawn this is fantastic for me dude i get to be like equilibrium fucking opening seat right now
00:58:32 whygod4007 okay advantage
00:58:36 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut, the fog does not affect you
00:58:42 havelgravelgut As you just kind of roll your eyes back
00:58:44 havelgravelgut And tap into your
00:58:45 havelgravelgut Stone bones
00:58:47 havelgravelgut Right
00:58:51 ebondawn i've been urged to use my thumbs but i'm gonna hold back
00:58:56 ebondawn all right uh yeah this guy i'm uh on top of me or above me here he's gonna get the
00:59:03 ebondawn the ax man i really would like to hit level four and be able to use my intelligence for my attacks
00:59:08 ebondawn Alright
00:59:10 ebondawn Let's see here
00:59:13 whygod4007 totally shining
00:59:14 ebondawn I do have a net
00:59:15 havelgravelgut Guy above you
00:59:18 ebondawn Yeah the guy who's battling
00:59:18 havelgravelgut Nigel
00:59:19 havelgravelgut You cut him down
00:59:19 ebondawn That guy
00:59:26 ebondawn Caught him down
00:59:29 funkeebuddha have just focused on the troll, huh?
00:59:30 ebondawn I mean I wanted to give Rico his chance
00:59:35 ebondawn To shine baby
00:59:36 ebondawn Look at him
00:59:36 funkeebuddha And you did.
00:59:39 whygod4007 look at him so shiny it's very reflective
00:59:41 ebondawn Look at him shining over there
00:59:42 funkeebuddha A little shiny color in the blood.
00:59:46 ashtonias Okay
00:59:46 ebondawn I will
00:59:47 ashtonias So it takes my action to unleash the spirit
00:59:47 whygod4007 very reflective blood
00:59:48 whygod4007 super shiny no i
00:59:51 ebondawn I will cast
00:59:52 funkeebuddha Make sure
00:59:53 havelgravelgut Bonus action
00:59:54 ashtonias Oh bonus action
00:59:55 ashtonias To unleash the spirit
00:59:56 ebondawn I said I will cast
00:59:57 whygod4007 think it was an action right so
00:59:58 havelgravelgut Hang on, Kaldur Gravelgut
01:00:00 havelgravelgut Dread
01:00:02 ebondawn Sanctuary on Rico
01:00:04 ebondawn because I could see him through trim
01:00:05 havelgravelgut Sweet
01:00:06 havelgravelgut I think it's since
01:00:08 ebondawn so I'll just
01:00:10 havelgravelgut is so technically
01:00:12 havelgravelgut tremor sense is in sight
01:00:14 havelgravelgut but how I
01:00:16 havelgravelgut usually how I usually
01:00:18 ebondawn I'll do this
01:00:18 havelgravelgut yeah exactly
01:00:19 ebondawn hi
01:00:22 havelgravelgut and also I usually
01:00:23 havelgravelgut matters if there's like
01:00:26 havelgravelgut a wall in between but usually
01:00:28 havelgravelgut like dude he knows where to cast the fucking
01:00:30 havelgravelgut spell
01:00:31 funkeebuddha you let them know
01:00:31 funkeebuddha that the sanctuary is from your gods.
01:00:35 ebondawn yeah and I see her
01:00:37 ebondawn yeah sanctuary
01:00:39 ebondawn yeah the sanctuary is definitely
01:00:41 ebondawn not moonlight it feels
01:00:43 ebondawn it feels a lot more like a fucking
01:00:46 funkeebuddha Earthy.
01:00:46 havelgravelgut yes
01:00:47 ebondawn like you just took a
01:00:48 ebondawn shot of some fucking rot gut and got
01:00:50 ebondawn slapped in the face by like your abusive
01:00:52 ebondawn father
01:00:54 ebondawn get the fuck up lad
01:00:58 whygod4007 like it's not so much a spell as you just
01:00:59 funkeebuddha A tough
01:01:00 whygod4007 threw like extremely potent rancid alcohol on him to dissuade monsters from attacking him
01:01:07 ebondawn i'm pretty well sure yes i don't know i
01:01:09 havelgravelgut dwarven magic
01:01:09 havelgravelgut up to
01:01:11 troyjohnsen actually remind rico of his
01:01:12 troyjohnsen father no he's
01:01:15 ebondawn don't know your dad
01:01:18 havelgravelgut you Rico
01:01:19 ebondawn is your dad like an angry dwarf my dad's not a bad i know Kaldur Gravelgut's dad's
01:01:19 havelgravelgut it's ready
01:01:22 troyjohnsen not an angry dwarf action
01:01:23 whygod4007 sounds like it was a drug though it looks
01:01:27 ebondawn not a bad man but
01:01:28 ebondawn he is a dwarf so you know he's rough you already
01:01:32 funkeebuddha love.
01:01:34 havelgravelgut you're up
01:01:38 ashtonias spirit so let me see i'm reading my thing again here um trying to figure out is this a bonus
01:01:44 ashtonias action to unleash the spirit or is it an action as a
01:01:52 troyjohnsen to unleash the spirit i'm about
01:01:58 ashtonias magic action yep okay
01:02:00 havelgravelgut Magic action will be good
01:02:02 havelgravelgut Because Rico needs it
01:02:05 havelgravelgut I think
01:02:06 ashtonias yeah i'm gonna and then i get to choose what these spirits are are you choosing what they
01:02:10 ashtonias look like apple oh i do i do already know i'm i do already know what it is
01:02:12 ebondawn know what it is you know
01:02:12 havelgravelgut You already know it is
01:02:13 havelgravelgut You're going to heal him for nine
01:02:15 havelgravelgut Oh shit
01:02:17 troyjohnsen the role play rico
01:02:18 ashtonias i'm talking about
01:02:19 ashtonias about the flavor like what does the spirit look like all right then it is a dungeon
01:02:21 havelgravelgut That's you baby
01:02:23 havelgravelgut I remember
01:02:27 ashtonias of dragons
01:02:28 ashtonias looking ass version of elton john floating behind me as Dreadie Mercurie kind of just kind of like
01:02:35 ashtonias nods his head over enrico's direction to the spirit and yes exactly
01:02:39 havelgravelgut when Rico was alive
01:02:41 havelgravelgut He had headphones and he wasn't dying
01:02:51 troyjohnsen just thinks it's william and he's like i knew you could play music well rico's
01:02:55 havelgravelgut Yeah
01:02:55 havelgravelgut Beautiful
01:02:58 ashtonias where's the unleash
01:02:59 ashtonias I'm just
01:02:59 havelgravelgut Alright
01:03:01 whygod4007 a lot different with glasses if this
01:03:03 havelgravelgut Rico you
01:03:07 troyjohnsen got blood all over
01:03:07 troyjohnsen his eyes anyway now you
01:03:11 ashtonias going to roll a d6
01:03:11 ebondawn what's funny is elton
01:03:12 ebondawn john already sounds like a dnd name like you don't even need to change it like it's just
01:03:13 ashtonias oh okay
01:03:18 havelgravelgut feel much better
01:03:19 havelgravelgut After that
01:03:20 havelgravelgut and uh Dreadie Mercurie you you rolled before when i didn't know and it was uh
01:03:24 havelgravelgut you rolled a six so we'll keep the max all right
01:03:26 ashtonias okay cool excellent
01:03:29 ashtonias and then that was my
01:03:31 ashtonias action bonus action
01:03:32 ebondawn You have a bonus action now
01:03:33 ashtonias let's see
01:03:36 ashtonias I do I'll
01:03:38 ebondawn Which you know
01:03:39 ebondawn I know you're not used to playing a bard
01:03:41 ebondawn But when you're a bard
01:03:41 ebondawn You can always throw bardic inspiration as a bonus action
01:03:44 ebondawn So long as you have charges
01:03:47 ashtonias throw a
01:03:47 ashtonias bark inspiration at Kaldur Gravelgut
01:03:49 ashtonias unless he's already got it
01:03:50 ebondawn I already have it
01:03:51 ashtonias then I will throw it
01:03:53 ashtonias at scales
01:03:54 havelgravelgut yes there
01:03:57 ashtonias scales as soon
01:04:00 ebondawn Aw yeah
01:04:02 ebondawn There's going to be a lot of bardic inspiration bouncing around this campaign
01:04:05 havelgravelgut is click captain article spell you
01:04:09 ashtonias as i find the goddamn i'll get
01:04:10 funkeebuddha That's cool.
01:04:10 ebondawn I'm going to go start hanging up laundry
01:04:10 troyjohnsen get now you get you get
01:04:11 funkeebuddha It's cool when not all bars
01:04:12 funkeebuddha are impacted.
01:04:13 ebondawn But I will be watching on my phone
01:04:14 ebondawn So I will come back whenever it's my turn
01:04:17 ebondawn Or if I'm needed
01:04:18 ebondawn There's going to be another room
01:04:19 funkeebuddha You're always impacted.
01:04:19 ebondawn But I'll be on that
01:04:22 troyjohnsen to roll on the table again i think john
01:04:23 troyjohnsen hang on
01:04:23 havelgravelgut do roll a d6 there's a
01:04:28 ashtonias that once uh what's the thing oh it didn't even
01:04:30 ashtonias take away the thing okay well all right uh roll a d6 got five all right
01:04:36 havelgravelgut bonus action you can inspire
01:04:37 havelgravelgut yeah this is i think every time you do this right you get the spirit at least there you don't have
01:04:41 havelgravelgut to unleash it right the fortune
01:04:43 ashtonias so five is the fortune
01:04:44 ashtonias teller oh it
01:04:46 troyjohnsen to it
01:04:49 havelgravelgut teller is around scales which will allow you to get advantage on
01:04:56 havelgravelgut to the start of your next turn
01:04:58 havelgravelgut whenever Dreadie Mercurie unleashes that
01:05:00 havelgravelgut bish. Alright, very nice
01:05:02 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie. Enjee.
01:05:05 ebondawn You guys can enjoy the view of Bangkok
01:05:08 ebondawn cock okay you
01:05:09 funkeebuddha Watch your mouth.
01:05:13 havelgravelgut Oh my
01:05:14 havelgravelgut God, amazing, Enjee.
01:05:15 ashtonias is glorious except for that rail in the middle of the skyline but the rest of it's
01:05:22 ashtonias glorious there you go thank you it's a
01:05:23 funkeebuddha There you go.
01:05:28 havelgravelgut Enjee.
01:05:30 funkeebuddha Excuse me.
01:05:33 havelgravelgut This fucking
01:05:33 funkeebuddha I have advantage on this guy
01:05:33 whygod4007 laptop starts
01:05:34 whygod4007 starts falling i'm gonna lose it oh
01:05:37 ashtonias phone you use
01:05:39 ebondawn get to see the rail what's
01:05:39 havelgravelgut You do indeed have advantage.
01:05:40 funkeebuddha or is it normal?
01:05:43 troyjohnsen where'd that guy
01:05:45 havelgravelgut Oh,
01:05:45 funkeebuddha Damn it, what?
01:05:46 funkeebuddha I never roll an eight.
01:05:47 havelgravelgut still
01:05:47 funkeebuddha Five damage again.
01:05:49 havelgravelgut fire, so he is not regenerated
01:05:51 havelgravelgut once. That has been instrumental.
01:05:53 havelgravelgut Missile. Beautiful,
01:05:55 funkeebuddha Yeah, because it looks like he would have kicked our asses.
01:05:59 ebondawn up i remember
01:06:01 havelgravelgut beautiful
01:06:01 havelgravelgut stuff in you. Switching out.
01:06:04 funkeebuddha And I don't really have a bonus action.
01:06:06 funkeebuddha Oh, I've got to go back.
01:06:13 ebondawn it's my
01:06:23 havelgravelgut Fabulous stuff.
01:06:25 havelgravelgut Fuck. I accidentally deleted
01:06:30 troyjohnsen go
01:06:30 troyjohnsen yeah I
01:06:32 havelgravelgut them. And it's gone.
01:06:34 funkeebuddha Delete it.
01:06:35 funkeebuddha Ooh.
01:06:37 havelgravelgut Alright. So, with two
01:06:39 havelgravelgut shots from Finn, with
01:06:41 havelgravelgut Sorcerer's Burst, no regeneration, the
01:06:44 havelgravelgut Gila Troll finally
01:06:45 havelgravelgut looks like it might be close to
01:06:47 havelgravelgut falling. Rico,
01:06:50 havelgravelgut you stand.
01:06:52 havelgravelgut You certainly can.
01:06:54 funkeebuddha Got a critical hit.
01:06:54 troyjohnsen can feel
01:06:54 troyjohnsen the moonlight pouring into me
01:06:57 troyjohnsen healing my wounds
01:06:59 havelgravelgut We're not
01:07:00 havelgravelgut delusional. Oh,
01:07:02 troyjohnsen and he doesn't care about the sanctuary
01:07:04 troyjohnsen he's gonna swing his fucking greatsword at this
01:07:10 troyjohnsen he'll scream out a
01:07:11 troyjohnsen chaos
01:07:12 troyjohnsen how do
01:07:15 ebondawn best mine too
01:07:16 whygod4007 shit all
01:07:18 havelgravelgut my God.
01:07:19 funkeebuddha Really?
01:07:23 havelgravelgut look at how much hp he has right i did not have time to edit that i just put it in general you
01:07:28 troyjohnsen I see how much HP he has
01:07:29 funkeebuddha Oh, it's Jack.
01:07:30 funkeebuddha Jack.
01:07:33 troyjohnsen nice
01:07:33 troyjohnsen I think he's
01:07:35 funkeebuddha Christ.
01:07:35 havelgravelgut how do you do it dude
01:07:42 troyjohnsen like
01:07:42 troyjohnsen you know scales is like sort of bending him off you know and sort of dueling him so
01:07:47 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:07:48 troyjohnsen rico just like comes up from behind and shoves his sword right right through the back end of the
01:07:56 havelgravelgut a proper double double uh spit roast any bonus action
01:08:03 havelgravelgut they're an asshole to get
01:08:04 troyjohnsen that's that's their weak spot bonus act
01:08:11 funkeebuddha Oh.
01:08:12 havelgravelgut that right or roadie
01:08:14 troyjohnsen bonus i'll uh pretty much
01:08:14 ebondawn big boy like no
01:08:17 funkeebuddha Oh, Kaldur Gravelgut.
01:08:23 troyjohnsen everybody has bardic inspiration
01:08:24 troyjohnsen don't they i guess Dreadie Mercurie doesn't but he doesn't uh my
01:08:28 havelgravelgut roadie just
01:08:28 funkeebuddha I don't, but you can't see me.
01:08:30 ashtonias my barnacle
01:08:31 whygod4007 my attacks will be so enhanced
01:08:31 ashtonias are you like
01:08:32 whygod4007 uh this
01:08:33 havelgravelgut yeah i know uh roadie
01:08:35 troyjohnsen my bonus action i will
01:08:36 troyjohnsen a healing word
01:08:40 troyjohnsen on Roadie.
01:08:44 havelgravelgut a little bit of healing comes to you they evoke some of the bam
01:08:48 troyjohnsen Then I'll run
01:08:57 havelgravelgut roadie you feel william moon's hand kind of brushed down the front of your face down your
01:09:02 havelgravelgut chest and then he gives you a light sack tap of course
01:09:06 troyjohnsen into
01:09:06 troyjohnsen the darkness confident that William Moon
01:09:08 troyjohnsen will grant me vision.
01:09:10 funkeebuddha You've got me on your blind.
01:09:10 havelgravelgut he will this band wildly uh let me just
01:09:12 ashtonias watering a
01:09:17 havelgravelgut i'm gonna roll a d100 okay so yeah he's gonna run you
01:09:29 havelgravelgut here a very
01:09:41 havelgravelgut uh he bumps into you he
01:09:42 troyjohnsen Does he know I'm there?
01:09:46 havelgravelgut he fell off that i rolled a like odds check and he doesn't know where he's running and he runs
01:09:48 troyjohnsen Okay.
01:09:52 havelgravelgut straight off the ledge and he landed within five of you i feel like y'all would have to have touched
01:09:57 troyjohnsen Sure.
01:09:59 havelgravelgut matched he rolls and does five damage scales yes
01:10:04 bad token uh does dark vision see through magical darkness
01:10:12 bad token how about
01:10:13 troyjohnsen No.
01:10:14 whygod4007 isn't magical darkness it's a fog fog cloud that's obscuring your vision so it's
01:10:18 havelgravelgut it is exactly so
01:10:21 troyjohnsen Either way, you can't see shit.
01:10:26 whygod4007 it's it's still even rolls to attack stuff though because they can't see you either
01:10:31 havelgravelgut if you move right here to
01:10:31 havelgravelgut attack this guy it'll be a normal roll yep
01:10:37 bad token this i move i move here
01:10:41 bad token and i and i randomly uh breathe
01:10:42 havelgravelgut i love
01:10:49 bad token fire in a cone somewhere just say
01:10:57 havelgravelgut it also Kaldur Gravelgut can kind of call out their positions
01:11:00 havelgravelgut you know all right damage
01:11:05 funkeebuddha Just hit Rico.
01:11:06 funkeebuddha go. Your washing
01:11:06 bad token when oh
01:11:14 ebondawn i meant now it's like
01:11:22 whygod4007 um oh no
01:11:22 havelgravelgut yeah wow
01:11:26 ashtonias plant or something bro
01:11:29 ebondawn what no it's like a2
01:11:30 whygod4007 uh uh describe how you how you breathe that fire are you are you using the sacks
01:11:31 bad token man oh yeah i
01:11:38 whygod4007 yeah i
01:11:39 bad token open up
01:11:40 bad token all of the um all the spit valves so i get in a nice nice big cone and then
01:11:43 troyjohnsen Oh, geez.
01:11:49 havelgravelgut little
01:11:50 bad token as my uh bonus action
01:11:52 bad token i do a little uh i do a little uh uh from uh no what's what's
01:11:58 havelgravelgut toot-toot oh yeah the
01:12:00 bad token that uh
01:12:01 bad token matt mcconaughey thing in local wall street he does the chest
01:12:08 troyjohnsen That sort of thing.
01:12:10 troyjohnsen He doesn't
01:12:11 funkeebuddha machine is on
01:12:11 funkeebuddha your balcony? Weird.
01:12:15 havelgravelgut the I'm sure the
01:12:17 funkeebuddha Oh, man.
01:12:17 havelgravelgut fire was probably mitigated somewhere by
01:12:19 havelgravelgut the fog we can flavoring that way some
01:12:24 havelgravelgut five HP back to you good sir all right
01:12:28 havelgravelgut this guy's gonna swing out at Kaldur Gravelgut
01:12:29 havelgravelgut with this event. Close, but no
01:12:33 havelgravelgut cigar. AC of
01:12:37 havelgravelgut 19 already, huh, Kaldur Gravelgut?
01:12:43 havelgravelgut Wow. And here comes
01:12:45 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut i'm
01:12:47 funkeebuddha You could
01:12:47 havelgravelgut another. Yeah, no.
01:12:49 havelgravelgut And
01:12:51 troyjohnsen even have good armor yet.
01:12:51 havelgravelgut I know it sucks. Brock,
01:12:52 troyjohnsen Roadie, protect
01:12:55 havelgravelgut your turn.
01:12:59 ebondawn not breaking any rules i just i can use the
01:13:01 ebondawn tools that i have at level two right i'm supposed
01:13:04 whygod4007 don't have i don't have anything to do with rock oh i i also have nothing to do so
01:13:05 havelgravelgut Can you
01:13:06 funkeebuddha have been three.
01:13:07 funkeebuddha Are you
01:13:12 whygod4007 i guess i won't be doing anything on my trip nope uh so
01:13:16 havelgravelgut heal
01:13:17 havelgravelgut in any way?
01:13:19 havelgravelgut Oh, good fun.
01:13:23 whygod4007 i'm just gonna chill i'll stand up
01:13:25 whygod4007 i guess it just pats the pocket and just lots
01:13:26 havelgravelgut Roadie.
01:13:28 troyjohnsen the drugs!
01:13:31 havelgravelgut Roadie.
01:13:34 whygod4007 of waste as drugs come out the top of the pocket
01:13:37 whygod4007 when he pats it where which
01:13:38 havelgravelgut Roadie, when you got your
01:13:39 ebondawn to use this sneak attack feature me all
01:13:40 havelgravelgut when you got your bell rung
01:13:42 havelgravelgut there roadie you kind of look around and look uh up and uh there's a figure standing at the stop
01:13:48 havelgravelgut top of the staircase uh it's wearing a strange jumpsuit the one
01:13:55 whygod4007 staircase fuck did
01:13:56 havelgravelgut to like closest to you Kaldur Gravelgut
01:14:05 funkeebuddha here there?
01:14:08 whygod4007 the bonanites get in here don't worry
01:14:13 ebondawn right
01:14:13 ebondawn there's a guy up here that's badly injured
01:14:14 havelgravelgut is who here what now oh yes
01:14:15 ebondawn we'll go for him
01:14:16 ebondawn the middle guy
01:14:20 whygod4007 about it
01:14:20 whygod4007 oh yeah
01:14:21 ebondawn I just told you what I was doing
01:14:22 havelgravelgut the middle what'd you ask of the Kaldur Gravelgut oh got you yep okay
01:14:30 havelgravelgut good night
01:14:31 havelgravelgut I've been called like
01:14:35 havelgravelgut yeah you're
01:14:37 ebondawn you're not part
01:14:39 havelgravelgut killing it's
01:14:39 funkeebuddha Damn.
01:14:40 havelgravelgut every swing is killing
01:14:42 havelgravelgut every single one
01:14:46 ashtonias that's glorious this yeah
01:14:50 funkeebuddha I can't relate.
01:14:52 ebondawn of the family do ya
01:14:53 ebondawn we're just a bunch of fucking merchants
01:14:55 ebondawn aren't we
01:14:56 ebondawn fuck you
01:14:58 funkeebuddha Oh, boy.
01:14:58 havelgravelgut ready
01:15:02 ebondawn you start hearing some pent up fucking
01:15:04 ebondawn trolling issues coming out
01:15:04 havelgravelgut yeah
01:15:07 funkeebuddha You're flying all over the place.
01:15:09 havelgravelgut what like the yeah
01:15:11 havelgravelgut beautiful ready you're up
01:15:15 havelgravelgut you know
01:15:15 ebondawn um i will also let's say this i'll move up here too so oh wait no that guy's down he's on the
01:15:16 troyjohnsen I think.
01:15:23 ebondawn ground i'll stay where i am which tim
01:15:24 troyjohnsen You know, one of the cool things about Vicious Mocker
01:15:24 funkeebuddha You know what?
01:15:25 havelgravelgut you hear
01:15:25 funkeebuddha I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:15:26 troyjohnsen is you don't need to see your target.
01:15:28 troyjohnsen You only need to hear them.
01:15:34 ebondawn always argues with me about things but he usually lets
01:15:37 ebondawn me do it yeah right that
01:15:38 troyjohnsen Literally says it in the spell.
01:15:44 havelgravelgut that ready
01:15:45 havelgravelgut Ralph from
01:15:46 ashtonias i'm trying to figure out what i want to do
01:15:49 ebondawn spell that i used to use that we always fought about the uh
01:15:53 ebondawn raw themes something psychic glance
01:15:57 havelgravelgut psychic glance yeah
01:16:04 ebondawn here come the
01:16:06 ebondawn whites
01:16:07 havelgravelgut here come the
01:16:07 ashtonias so i just see like a wall of darkness right so i
01:16:08 funkeebuddha No, it's
01:16:12 havelgravelgut The whites, my god, they've got guns.
01:16:14 troyjohnsen It's a fog cloud.
01:16:18 havelgravelgut What did you say, Grady?
01:16:18 troyjohnsen It's a fog cloud.
01:16:19 ashtonias just see a wall of darkness right here right
01:16:22 havelgravelgut This is about shocking grass,
01:16:22 funkeebuddha not darkness, it's fog.
01:16:24 ebondawn it's fog
01:16:24 ashtonias Oh, yeah.
01:16:25 ebondawn right in front of you
01:16:26 ebondawn just punch him right in the butthole
01:16:29 funkeebuddha That's the weak spot, right?
01:16:30 ashtonias Granny will clap his hands into the fog at waist height.
01:16:37 havelgravelgut baby.
01:16:38 havelgravelgut I love, like, the double-handed ass grab.
01:16:41 ebondawn I'll leave what your pen did you use
01:16:43 ebondawn up to you
01:16:45 havelgravelgut Okay, he goes, oh, give me damage.
01:16:49 ebondawn does he have disadvantage on him
01:16:50 funkeebuddha I can't
01:16:50 ebondawn well fucking done
01:16:52 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut, you get to watch this in, like, you know, like, four dimensions.
01:16:59 ashtonias Did more eye get in his beard?
01:17:15 funkeebuddha see shit.
01:17:17 ebondawn this fog cloud is
01:17:19 ebondawn killing it for me right now
01:17:21 funkeebuddha What the heck?
01:17:22 troyjohnsen I'm sure
01:17:23 havelgravelgut yeah there's one more left i'm sure that uh roadie would drop it at this point
01:17:24 troyjohnsen Roddy would have dropped the fog cloud if you asked him to.
01:17:26 funkeebuddha Say what?
01:17:35 whygod4007 yeah well actually i i will i have no idea what's going on in there but if you tell
01:17:37 funkeebuddha What am I to tell you to drop it?
01:17:40 whygod4007 me to drop it i will you can
01:17:41 havelgravelgut exactly yeah there is
01:17:47 ebondawn No, Kaldur Gravelgut's not telling you to drop it.
01:17:47 ashtonias If you drop it, will you drop it like it's hot?
01:17:51 havelgravelgut one more left no there's one more
01:17:53 funkeebuddha Can I just shoot randomly in there?
01:17:55 funkeebuddha Oh, I can see that.
01:17:56 ebondawn No, you can see it now.
01:17:56 havelgravelgut uh finulf
01:17:57 ebondawn No, you can't see it now.
01:17:57 whygod4007 see him now you cut
01:17:59 funkeebuddha Oh, okay. He's mean. I'm going to do something different.
01:18:05 funkeebuddha Okay. 11.
01:18:10 troyjohnsen Nice.
01:18:12 ebondawn I mean, you don't know what the television savings are.
01:18:16 funkeebuddha Yay! That's my tier.
01:18:18 ebondawn They do.
01:18:24 funkeebuddha I love second level. You are?
01:18:27 havelgravelgut excellent man
01:18:28 ebondawn Dude, Mindslipper's a great mind-spawner.
01:18:32 ebondawn Mindslipper's a great mind-spawner.
01:18:33 ebondawn It's just, it's more situational.
01:18:36 funkeebuddha Yeah.
01:18:38 havelgravelgut finulf will comment the fight wrapping up we will say you know
01:18:42 havelgravelgut Excellent job, NG.
01:18:45 havelgravelgut Oh, sorry.
01:18:46 troyjohnsen That's a 12 hit.
01:18:52 havelgravelgut Yeah, go ahead.
01:18:53 troyjohnsen 12 missed.
01:18:54 havelgravelgut No, he had 12 more hits.
01:18:56 havelgravelgut He got one arrow shot first, but
01:18:57 troyjohnsen Okay. 7 damage.
01:19:01 troyjohnsen Fuck yeah.
01:19:04 havelgravelgut he missed.
01:19:05 havelgravelgut And then you will slice this last bandit in twain.
01:19:12 ebondawn The fog cloud comes down and Kaldur Gravelgut's just in there
01:19:13 troyjohnsen That was
01:19:15 ebondawn just fucking covered in eyeballs and blood.
01:19:18 bad token it's hard
01:19:18 ebondawn Just, ah!
01:19:21 funkeebuddha I don't want to get on that guy's bad side.
01:19:30 troyjohnsen kind of badass
01:19:31 troyjohnsen calling her.
01:19:32 ebondawn why you don't fuck with a dwarf on the ground
01:19:37 funkeebuddha I'm out of the air.
01:19:41 troyjohnsen I wonder if that was some sort of
01:19:43 troyjohnsen moon mist. I'm going to chug
01:19:44 ebondawn it certainly was not
01:19:50 troyjohnsen my potion. Is it 2d4?
01:19:52 troyjohnsen Yeah, I'll just...
01:19:52 ebondawn oh let's
01:19:53 ebondawn let's lose these guys sorry of course obviously
01:19:55 funkeebuddha Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.
01:19:56 havelgravelgut I mean, you can get
01:19:59 ebondawn is there anything um
01:20:00 ebondawn anything we can harvest off of this fucking weird troll dog
01:20:03 ebondawn is anybody
01:20:09 havelgravelgut trolls usually involved.
01:20:11 funkeebuddha Regenerating heart.
01:20:18 funkeebuddha Chul's usually what?
01:20:19 whygod4007 out involve involve what i got
01:20:20 havelgravelgut hang on
01:20:21 funkeebuddha Chul's usually what?
01:20:22 havelgravelgut the blood, the skin, and the heart
01:20:26 havelgravelgut you can
01:20:30 havelgravelgut craft
01:20:32 havelgravelgut potions of longevity
01:20:33 havelgravelgut out of the skin
01:20:37 havelgravelgut and it also can make troll skin flakes
01:20:39 havelgravelgut which is very valuable to healers
01:20:41 havelgravelgut and then you can get 5 vials of blood
01:20:43 havelgravelgut depending on which
01:20:44 havelgravelgut it is a medicine check
01:20:45 havelgravelgut the DCs are 10, 15, and 20
01:20:48 havelgravelgut for the skin, blood, and heart respectively
01:20:50 havelgravelgut a theorem
01:20:51 funkeebuddha Sounded like a serial you were talking about.
01:20:54 ebondawn actually trained in medicine
01:20:55 funkeebuddha Chul's concerned.
01:20:57 whygod4007 a plus three which
01:20:58 whygod4007 probably the best we got and we
01:21:00 ebondawn yeah that's
01:21:00 funkeebuddha Does anybody have blood?
01:21:00 ebondawn much better than mine I got a plus three nature
01:21:03 ebondawn but not medicine
01:21:03 havelgravelgut yeah it
01:21:04 troyjohnsen No, I'm not.
01:21:05 ashtonias I'm going to wear herbalism kit.
01:21:05 funkeebuddha No.
01:21:07 funkeebuddha I got negative blood.
01:21:08 whygod4007 don't we don't have any guidance i don't do we have guidance
01:21:10 funkeebuddha Chul's getting
01:21:11 whygod4007 from our artificer sure it's
01:21:14 ashtonias Yeah, I could.
01:21:14 ebondawn no I have
01:21:15 ebondawn I have magecraft so
01:21:17 ebondawn So if you're using an artisan's tool or herbalism kit...
01:21:21 ebondawn Oh, no, but I can only use it on myself, sorry.
01:21:23 ebondawn Yeah, no, I decided not to take guidance
01:21:24 ebondawn just because I'm tired of guidance a little bit.
01:21:26 troyjohnsen Yeah.
01:21:27 troyjohnsen It's like a tax
01:21:29 whygod4007 a kind of a requirement spell yeah skills
01:21:29 troyjohnsen almost. You've got
01:21:30 bad token try to
01:21:32 havelgravelgut is
01:21:32 ebondawn Like, yeah, I've got bored of it.
01:21:34 ebondawn I'm like, eh, you only get so many cantrips as an artificer,
01:21:36 ebondawn and I was like, man, I don't want to take fucking guidance again.
01:21:38 ebondawn I always have guidance. It's boring.
01:21:40 havelgravelgut This dog
01:21:40 troyjohnsen to
01:21:40 troyjohnsen say it's a coincidence, and
01:21:43 troyjohnsen it just slows things down.
01:21:43 havelgravelgut Yeah
01:21:45 havelgravelgut This dog is
01:21:47 havelgravelgut Alright, Roadie is
01:21:48 whygod4007 that let you
01:21:48 ashtonias Why don't
01:21:49 whygod4007 You add stuff to ability checks.
01:21:50 troyjohnsen I don't know what
01:21:50 whygod4007 They're fucking stupid.
01:21:51 whygod4007 We shouldn't use any of them.
01:21:54 ebondawn No, they're fucking great, but it's just...
01:21:55 havelgravelgut And Roadie gets
01:21:56 whygod4007 I'm sorry.
01:21:56 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:21:57 whygod4007 That was a joke about having so many parts.
01:21:58 whygod4007 A potion
01:21:59 havelgravelgut Roadie gets troll skin
01:22:00 havelgravelgut Strips, they are covered in warts
01:22:02 havelgravelgut Pustules and mold
01:22:04 havelgravelgut And despite the appearance, they have amazing
01:22:06 havelgravelgut Healing properties, as you can imagine
01:22:09 havelgravelgut Because of the regeneration
01:22:11 funkeebuddha what?
01:22:11 funkeebuddha How long?
01:22:12 havelgravelgut Troll skin strips
01:22:13 ebondawn Trolls can't scroll.
01:22:13 havelgravelgut You get one pouch
01:22:14 havelgravelgut which is uh four pounds uh they will last for two days but you need to sell them or craft a
01:22:23 havelgravelgut potion of longevity before that time two days two days
01:22:26 ashtonias you give those to Dretty?
01:22:28 ashtonias Dretty will grab something out of those.
01:22:30 funkeebuddha I can't hear you, sir.
01:22:32 havelgravelgut grady's gonna make like a thong oh you
01:22:32 funkeebuddha Two days.
01:22:34 ebondawn Dreadie Mercurie said he could make something of them, so...
01:22:39 ashtonias I'm going to make a potion of longevity.
01:22:42 havelgravelgut get
01:22:43 havelgravelgut have oh yeah
01:22:45 funkeebuddha Oh.
01:22:45 ashtonias Yep.
01:22:46 whygod4007 of long...
01:22:46 ebondawn He's like, no, I'm going to make the thing
01:22:48 ebondawn you just said.
01:22:49 whygod4007 A potion of longevity.
01:22:51 ashtonias Well, all
01:22:52 funkeebuddha Do we
01:22:53 havelgravelgut i'm a girth Kaldur Gravelgut if
01:22:53 ebondawn Yeah, I think that'll help
01:22:55 ebondawn with your little, you know,
01:22:57 ebondawn post-drug concert problems
01:22:59 ebondawn if you know what I'm saying, Rico.
01:23:02 havelgravelgut you put uh your your uh your trimmer sense is swiftly waning
01:23:04 troyjohnsen you're
01:23:04 troyjohnsen talking about.
01:23:08 havelgravelgut yep you got the oh well i mean you can get uh light crossbows and cudgels no
01:23:09 ebondawn Yeah, let's
01:23:10 ebondawn go get them.
01:23:10 funkeebuddha get anything off the guys?
01:23:16 funkeebuddha That's it.
01:23:17 funkeebuddha Gold?
01:23:18 funkeebuddha God damn it.
01:23:19 havelgravelgut they don't have
01:23:20 havelgravelgut gold they're not carrying
01:23:21 ebondawn Get them. Get the
01:23:22 funkeebuddha These guys work for free?
01:23:22 ebondawn items. We sell those. We need money.
01:23:25 whygod4007 Light crossbows are good if you have true strength.
01:23:28 havelgravelgut around their whole pocketbook they probably got pig things back
01:23:31 troyjohnsen I'll take a light crop.
01:23:31 havelgravelgut it there well remember it
01:23:33 ebondawn There's something...
01:23:35 ebondawn There's a fucking cart or something out
01:23:36 ebondawn here, but it doesn't seem to have people on it.
01:23:39 troyjohnsen I'm grabbing one of those.
01:23:39 ebondawn Oh, that's our cart.
01:23:40 ashtonias the people out here, they're all dead.
01:23:43 ebondawn Is this the way out? Oh,
01:23:43 ashtonias And you're
01:23:46 havelgravelgut gets very dark because that's the gutu gutu gugagaga chamber
01:23:51 funkeebuddha They don't say.
01:23:52 ebondawn yeah.
01:23:52 ebondawn That's right. Okay. But I should be able to
01:23:54 funkeebuddha Do you need me to dug up?
01:23:55 ebondawn I should be able to see this fine through here. Yeah. Oh, yes the fucking
01:23:57 havelgravelgut there is a rope that you can climb all right
01:24:02 ebondawn Fucking chamber. Yep. So how do you go through with my tremor sense and
01:24:07 whygod4007 I'll just try to follow the rope wherever the rope is going.
01:24:10 whygod4007 You might have to help me out here, Aval.
01:24:10 troyjohnsen likewise where they
01:24:12 ebondawn There's five more guys up ahead so be prepared
01:24:16 funkeebuddha Uh-oh.
01:24:17 funkeebuddha Yeah, I'm not going in there.
01:24:20 ebondawn I will open the door. I will take the dodge action open the door
01:24:24 ebondawn be prepared
01:24:24 havelgravelgut let me get everybody pulled up to where you are
01:24:28 havelgravelgut because i'm just no they they actually be able to tell precisely where
01:24:28 ebondawn Assuming they don't initiate combat before I'm allowed to open the door. So
01:24:36 havelgravelgut you are it's like
01:24:37 havelgravelgut they'll hear some movement but when you open the door they don't they're not able to see
01:24:42 havelgravelgut and with Tremorsil, so
01:24:43 havelgravelgut listen, the
01:24:43 ebondawn Gotcha
01:24:48 whygod4007 does it
01:24:49 ebondawn I'll take this one
01:24:53 havelgravelgut one who is
01:24:54 havelgravelgut hunting me is named
01:24:57 havelgravelgut Bolgrim Borskar
01:25:00 ebondawn Shit name
01:25:01 havelgravelgut Bolgrim
01:25:02 havelgravelgut B-O-R-S-K-A-R
01:25:02 whygod4007 does he have any identifying features
01:25:04 havelgravelgut yes, he is
01:25:06 havelgravelgut covered in scars from a boar
01:25:08 whygod4007 like the
01:25:09 havelgravelgut I mean,
01:25:13 ebondawn Alright
01:25:13 ashtonias intimidated by this man?
01:25:15 ashtonias He was attacked by a boar and lost?
01:25:18 ebondawn You ever fought a boar?
01:25:19 havelgravelgut boars
01:25:19 havelgravelgut are quite fierce and they're very mean
01:25:24 funkeebuddha Especially at level two.
01:25:26 troyjohnsen got nothing on chaos wolves might put
01:25:30 havelgravelgut listen
01:25:30 ebondawn I didn't
01:25:32 havelgravelgut there's no need
01:25:34 havelgravelgut okay
01:25:35 ashtonias Open the door, close the door.
01:25:38 ashtonias Oh, there's guys out here.
01:25:39 whygod4007 door animation that's that's pretty cool somebody
01:25:42 havelgravelgut that's an 8 with Foundry
01:25:44 havelgravelgut now. Kaldur Gravelgut, do you close the door
01:25:45 havelgravelgut back?
01:25:47 ebondawn open it
01:25:48 havelgravelgut I thought you said I get close to the door
01:25:49 ebondawn No
01:25:51 havelgravelgut and I open it.
01:25:54 ebondawn I was gonna open it but then you guys started talking
01:25:56 ebondawn So I just was waiting
01:25:57 ebondawn Like a patient good little boy
01:25:58 havelgravelgut There is
01:26:00 troyjohnsen a heroism on somebody or something
01:26:07 havelgravelgut no escape.
01:26:08 troyjohnsen wait what
01:26:08 havelgravelgut We will have the shears or we will
01:26:11 havelgravelgut take them off your corpses.
01:26:12 havelgravelgut It is your choice,
01:26:14 havelgravelgut you hear.
01:26:20 ashtonias what if we take them off your corpses
01:26:20 ebondawn You wanna give me that heroine?
01:26:20 whygod4007 uh somebody somebody might want
01:26:22 ashtonias yeah I'm
01:26:25 whygod4007 to imply that uh we use them to cut a rope i believe
01:26:29 ebondawn Nah we're just gonna go kill him
01:26:30 ebondawn It's way better
01:26:33 ebondawn can you give me some more of that
01:26:35 ebondawn that gay magic of yours
01:26:38 ebondawn this shit worked really well last time
01:26:41 ebondawn don't get me wrong
01:26:44 ashtonias gonna
01:26:44 ashtonias go ahead and clap Kaldur Gravelgut on the ass
01:26:46 ashtonias and cast heroism
01:26:49 ebondawn I got nothing against gay people it's fine but it is pretty gay
01:26:51 ebondawn you know I'm just saying it's gay
01:26:53 ebondawn I'm not like accusing you of being
01:26:55 ebondawn less of a person because you know
01:26:56 havelgravelgut Oh, I think it's here.
01:26:57 ebondawn you know
01:26:57 troyjohnsen are you what are you what are you talking about freddy Dreadie Mercurie's okay
01:26:58 ebondawn oh okay
01:27:05 havelgravelgut Oh, God.
01:27:07 havelgravelgut Oh, no.
01:27:08 ebondawn oh boy your delusion runs
01:27:09 havelgravelgut Oh, no.
01:27:10 ebondawn runs deep, doesn't it?
01:27:14 ebondawn Alright, yeah, I'll take the dodge
01:27:16 ebondawn action to open the door.
01:27:20 ebondawn Step on through.
01:27:21 bad token intimidate these
01:27:21 bad token people by playing
01:27:24 bad token a saxophone
01:27:25 bad token song
01:27:27 funkeebuddha Dersh.
01:27:27 havelgravelgut The fuck is that noise?
01:27:31 ebondawn Nothing intimidates
01:27:32 ebondawn someone like a saxophone, so that's for sure.
01:27:39 havelgravelgut Shut your bindi horn up.
01:27:41 havelgravelgut there is no need
01:27:41 bad token other than
01:27:46 havelgravelgut for you all to die
01:27:47 havelgravelgut for the actions of Finulf
01:27:50 havelgravelgut is he
01:27:51 havelgravelgut is he with you
01:27:54 ebondawn No.
01:27:55 troyjohnsen i'm gonna barkley his fire ready what did
01:27:56 ebondawn Now fuck off.
01:27:58 ashtonias no need for you
01:27:59 havelgravelgut roll me a
01:28:00 ashtonias guys to die either
01:28:01 ashtonias you have
01:28:02 havelgravelgut deception Kaldur Gravelgut
01:28:04 havelgravelgut love it
01:28:07 ebondawn I'm super good at deception.
01:28:09 troyjohnsen what did Kaldur Gravelgut say yeah dread
01:28:10 ashtonias bardic inspiration I think
01:28:11 ebondawn I said no.
01:28:11 ashtonias with all
01:28:15 ebondawn I'm not wasting my part of
01:28:16 ebondawn inspiration on this. Kaldur Gravelgut has no intention of...
01:28:18 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut doesn't care if they fucking believe him or not.
01:28:21 ebondawn He's just being a jackass.
01:28:23 ashtonias the people with bardic
01:28:24 ashtonias inspiration I don't think it's a waste to use it
01:28:26 ashtonias on any little thing
01:28:29 ebondawn Yeah, but mine is kind of
01:28:29 troyjohnsen i don't
01:28:30 ebondawn a separation.
01:28:31 whygod4007 the he's implying he does not want to
01:28:33 whygod4007 succeed it's just
01:28:34 ebondawn My cult, I kind of want
01:28:36 ebondawn them to not believe me so that I can murder
01:28:38 ebondawn them.
01:28:39 ebondawn Dude, I'm getting into the
01:28:41 funkeebuddha You are a drop of a gun.
01:28:42 whygod4007 giving him the out as a courtesy just contractually
01:28:46 ebondawn Dwarven feel, you know?
01:28:47 havelgravelgut he looks
01:28:47 ebondawn It's just the fucking...
01:28:48 havelgravelgut at you when you say that
01:28:49 ashtonias right bald
01:28:50 havelgravelgut terrible lie he goes Finulf
01:28:52 havelgravelgut I will have the shares
01:28:54 havelgravelgut no need to
01:28:56 havelgravelgut have these bystanders
01:28:59 havelgravelgut also die
01:29:01 havelgravelgut so some
01:29:06 funkeebuddha Yeah, no need for that.
01:29:10 troyjohnsen think you know
01:29:10 troyjohnsen who you're fucking with chaos wolf
01:29:14 havelgravelgut fools who are
01:29:15 havelgravelgut unfortunately choosing death
01:29:20 troyjohnsen bitch you guys
01:29:22 havelgravelgut what
01:29:23 havelgravelgut they store on bread
01:29:25 havelgravelgut get them
01:29:26 havelgravelgut Angie you
01:29:27 funkeebuddha I'd like to make it clear I'm not using death.
01:29:35 whygod4007 i'm just contractually obligated
01:29:37 whygod4007 to be here i don't actually want to die you'll have
01:29:44 ashtonias wolf is still
01:29:45 ashtonias taking you know or not taking
01:29:45 ebondawn Yeah, that's a fucking
01:29:47 ashtonias you know yeah that
01:29:47 ebondawn one. Get some.
01:29:50 havelgravelgut know what
01:29:50 havelgravelgut if you flank guys you can shoot from
01:29:50 whygod4007 to get um
01:29:51 funkeebuddha well that's very true oh boy
01:29:53 havelgravelgut afar and then if it goes bad you can still get
01:29:55 havelgravelgut away
01:29:57 ebondawn By the way, I was trying to stand in the middle here.
01:29:59 ebondawn If you really want to be up front scales, that's fine.
01:30:01 ebondawn I was kind of trying to block
01:30:03 ebondawn the whole thing, but if you would prefer to be,
01:30:04 troyjohnsen can be a duo from we know
01:30:06 bad token a
01:30:07 havelgravelgut all right
01:30:07 ebondawn totally up to you.
01:30:09 whygod4007 oh uh put rock on the initiative
01:30:09 havelgravelgut first up
01:30:18 whygod4007 oh now you're just using him as the bodyguard it's fracking
01:30:20 ebondawn can we name him can we rename him
01:30:22 havelgravelgut Obama
01:30:23 ebondawn Barack Obama because it goes through my head every time
01:30:26 havelgravelgut Obama. All right.
01:30:27 havelgravelgut First up. First
01:30:28 whygod4007 roadie
01:30:29 havelgravelgut up is
01:30:30 havelgravelgut a chittering squirrel man.
01:30:35 bad token whimsy
01:30:38 funkeebuddha annoying we
01:30:40 ebondawn okay that guy better not be an enemy
01:30:42 ebondawn because he's too adorable to kill
01:30:43 havelgravelgut Cocker Carly
01:30:44 ashtonias guy's
01:30:44 ashtonias bullshit that's what
01:30:44 havelgravelgut stands up and goes,
01:30:48 havelgravelgut you got attacked by a
01:30:50 havelgravelgut boar, so a fucking pig
01:30:52 havelgravelgut gave you all those
01:30:54 havelgravelgut scars. And he begins to
01:30:56 havelgravelgut chitter derisively.
01:31:01 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's
01:31:01 ashtonias saying he's going
01:31:03 ebondawn I feel like neither one of you have ever fought a fucking
01:31:04 whygod4007 annoying jitters
01:31:06 ebondawn boar they're actually pretty goddamn dangerous
01:31:09 havelgravelgut He turns
01:31:10 havelgravelgut and
01:31:10 havelgravelgut he basically
01:31:12 ebondawn it's like a pissed off
01:31:13 ebondawn dog with a spear on its head
01:31:16 havelgravelgut describes how big
01:31:18 havelgravelgut The boar was
01:31:20 havelgravelgut And Kostov immediately responds
01:31:22 havelgravelgut You're a fucking pig
01:31:22 ebondawn annoying
01:31:33 havelgravelgut Fulgrim
01:31:39 ebondawn chitter
01:31:41 havelgravelgut Runs up after Kostov
01:31:43 havelgravelgut And unleashes
01:31:44 havelgravelgut His long sword
01:31:47 havelgravelgut You met him at the Tin Town
01:31:51 troyjohnsen this squirrel
01:31:53 ebondawn no yes we know him
01:31:55 havelgravelgut Traveling Lodge
01:31:56 havelgravelgut You did
01:31:57 funkeebuddha did you all
01:31:59 ashtonias to be my
01:31:59 ashtonias best friend i'm gonna
01:32:01 ebondawn he's gonna be dead in a second
01:32:02 havelgravelgut This cultist moves
01:32:06 havelgravelgut And will slice out
01:32:09 havelgravelgut With a ritual sickle towards
01:32:10 havelgravelgut Scales of Scales the Band
01:32:12 havelgravelgut And he will miss Scales of Scales, the band.
01:32:17 havelgravelgut It is now Roadie's turn.
01:32:21 ebondawn scales the band
01:32:22 havelgravelgut Roadie, you hear a very familiar guitar riff from deep within the Wolf's Barrow behind you.
01:32:30 havelgravelgut And I think
01:32:37 whygod4007 uh okay uh i guess
01:32:48 whygod4007 i'll just give advantage of that first guy it's gonna
01:32:56 ebondawn oh god
01:32:59 funkeebuddha right all right
01:33:01 whygod4007 be fine
01:33:03 whygod4007 I just need to take some deep breaths.
01:33:05 whygod4007 No, no,
01:33:06 ebondawn Would you like
01:33:07 ebondawn a drink or something?
01:33:11 havelgravelgut this seems like something's stressing old Roadie out.
01:33:18 ebondawn Oh, this is in character. I thought you were legitimately having a
01:33:20 ebondawn fucking physical problem.
01:33:21 whygod4007 no.
01:33:21 whygod4007 That was very much in character.
01:33:23 havelgravelgut Joe's just acting bad.
01:33:23 ebondawn I was like, is he
01:33:24 whygod4007 I'm fine.
01:33:26 ebondawn having a fucking heart attack right now?
01:33:28 ebondawn I was like,
01:33:29 havelgravelgut All right, Dreadie Mercurie.
01:33:30 whygod4007 This battle's really intense, guys.
01:33:31 whygod4007 I can't take it.
01:33:33 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut's kind of trying to block the doorway here,
01:33:35 havelgravelgut but you can definitely see around him as he's occupying the middle of the five-foot square.
01:33:39 havelgravelgut square so well scales is also you know he's a police police he's palladium yeah oh
01:33:40 bad token oh nice
01:33:44 ebondawn yeah, he's
01:33:45 ebondawn fine. He's a paladin.
01:33:49 ebondawn He's a chonky boy.
01:33:51 ebondawn I mean, just look at that.
01:33:51 ashtonias cast
01:33:53 ebondawn Shouldn't be on a dragon board.
01:33:59 ashtonias yeah i'm
01:34:00 ashtonias gonna hit uh
01:34:02 ashtonias bulgrim boar scar
01:34:03 ashtonias with heat metal
01:34:05 ashtonias i don't
01:34:06 havelgravelgut nice so
01:34:08 ebondawn That's such a good spell.
01:34:14 troyjohnsen can i can
01:34:16 ebondawn Zill's first what the fuck moment.
01:34:18 ashtonias know
01:34:18 ashtonias i think
01:34:18 ebondawn what's with that spell
01:34:21 havelgravelgut right away i think this is uh he comes in contact it's a roll damage he takes the 2d8
01:34:27 havelgravelgut he just
01:34:36 havelgravelgut grits through it and holds on to that long sword but that is very nice
01:34:42 funkeebuddha i didn't
01:34:43 ebondawn my favorite part about heat metal is that
01:34:44 ebondawn there is no size limit to what you can heat
01:34:52 havelgravelgut excellent Dreadie Mercurie any bonus action probably all right finn off is going to move
01:34:55 ashtonias i'm out of bardic inspirations
01:34:57 ashtonias he failed
01:35:00 havelgravelgut Take aim with his bow
01:35:04 havelgravelgut Let's see he's kind of
01:35:05 havelgravelgut Fucking
01:35:13 ebondawn I like
01:35:29 havelgravelgut Scales of scales
01:35:30 havelgravelgut You have advantage on this guy
01:35:31 bad token yeah baby
01:35:37 havelgravelgut You have advantage
01:35:39 bad token maybe hit him with a spear also man uh oh
01:35:45 havelgravelgut Just click attack again
01:35:47 havelgravelgut Scroll up and click the attack
01:35:53 havelgravelgut Yeah I love it
01:35:57 ebondawn how your voice
01:35:57 ebondawn is kind of like a little like Timu Duke Nukem
01:35:59 ebondawn I love it
01:36:01 havelgravelgut You rerun him through scales
01:36:04 bad token damn he's dead shit
01:36:09 havelgravelgut You're a murderer
01:36:10 havelgravelgut It sure did
01:36:11 whygod4007 Your oiled-up spear just slid right into him.
01:36:14 whygod4007 Oh, there
01:36:14 havelgravelgut So lube
01:36:15 havelgravelgut You find on
01:36:17 bad token uh no i i feel bad i i feel very bad oh here
01:36:23 havelgravelgut him as he falls
01:36:24 havelgravelgut say no to his children it's
01:36:26 bad token we go uh did
01:36:27 ebondawn he's a fucking
01:36:28 ebondawn cultist he doesn't have a nose to his can
01:36:30 ebondawn shut the fuck up
01:36:33 ebondawn what's the note to it
01:36:34 funkeebuddha maybe maybe
01:36:34 ebondawn join the moon cult or you will be
01:36:36 ebondawn burned for eternity
01:36:37 funkeebuddha i'm gonna
01:36:38 havelgravelgut like i'm so proud of your culting dad uh who
01:36:43 bad token uh uh what's his face save
01:36:45 whygod4007 was a...
01:36:45 whygod4007 Ooh, yeah,
01:36:45 bad token bullgram save compelled duel that's my bonus action also short
01:36:47 havelgravelgut uh no sorry old room
01:36:53 havelgravelgut oh that's very nice well gorgeous gorgeous
01:36:56 funkeebuddha use my uh i'm gonna use my inspiration on that attack why not
01:37:04 havelgravelgut let's see it sounds a little bit more successful you
01:37:11 havelgravelgut blast that motherfucker's head i'm sure he
01:37:13 funkeebuddha use. That's right.
01:37:15 whygod4007 you got Exploding Aid on that one.
01:37:18 funkeebuddha Finally. Yeah.
01:37:19 havelgravelgut just absolutely explodes like a hot bag of shit
01:37:23 havelgravelgut in Rico
01:37:26 ebondawn no that's bad
01:37:28 troyjohnsen i make my way past Kaldur Gravelgut i'm just
01:37:30 havelgravelgut you can't I don't know if it's
01:37:30 ebondawn yeah yeah of course
01:37:32 funkeebuddha Does it splash on a friend?
01:37:32 ebondawn Yeah, you don't block out.
01:37:35 havelgravelgut different but 5.5 is you can move
01:37:37 havelgravelgut through your allies you just can't stop in their
01:37:39 havelgravelgut space he is sure but
01:37:41 bad token just hop over him
01:37:44 havelgravelgut he's stuck he's chunky
01:37:45 havelgravelgut oh yeah you got it like
01:37:46 havelgravelgut a lot
01:37:47 ebondawn Like a cube.
01:37:47 funkeebuddha Who's
01:37:48 funkeebuddha charging?
01:37:48 troyjohnsen gonna i'm gonna join the debuff party and just
01:37:51 troyjohnsen cast phantom it doesn't force on it's kind
01:37:52 ebondawn Everything you say, dude.
01:37:56 havelgravelgut of times I do
01:37:57 havelgravelgut that without asking Troy I'm sorry I just
01:37:59 havelgravelgut like in my mind he did
01:38:01 havelgravelgut sick
01:38:02 funkeebuddha Mm-hmm.
01:38:06 whygod4007 Is that an area of effect, or does it go on a person?
01:38:10 troyjohnsen of both it's uh it's an illusion that only he can see
01:38:15 whygod4007 A who?
01:38:15 troyjohnsen but he has to make an intelligent saving throw the fulgrim force car it
01:38:18 whygod4007 Who?
01:38:20 havelgravelgut oh he looks like
01:38:23 havelgravelgut who son
01:38:23 whygod4007 If you deal...
01:38:25 whygod4007 Does that deal damage?
01:38:27 troyjohnsen does yeah
01:38:28 whygod4007 Oh, that will remove Compelled Duel from him.
01:38:34 troyjohnsen well i guess it can deal damage it doesn't have to yeah he
01:38:44 troyjohnsen has to make the save ah you bastard
01:38:47 havelgravelgut of a bitch
01:38:53 troyjohnsen okay then i'll just move here and bonus actually before i do that i'll bonus action throw a snowball
01:38:59 troyjohnsen at this guy yeah uh there's a
01:39:00 ebondawn Yeah, I was thinking about that.
01:39:02 ebondawn Our little snowball charm.
01:39:07 troyjohnsen bonus action snowball it's a ranged weapon which you are
01:39:09 ebondawn I copied that on my character sheet somewhere.
01:39:13 troyjohnsen are proficient so i guess it's um like a dex dex attack right so there
01:39:18 havelgravelgut Yeah
01:39:19 havelgravelgut Yeah
01:39:20 havelgravelgut There we
01:39:23 ebondawn It has the potential to blind them for a turn, which is great.
01:39:24 troyjohnsen so it'd be plus three
01:39:28 troyjohnsen i just
01:39:30 havelgravelgut go
01:39:30 havelgravelgut The 20 plus 3
01:39:32 ebondawn I do love the idea of killing a civilian with a fucking snowball.
01:39:36 havelgravelgut That'd be amazing
01:39:37 ebondawn I'm not
01:39:37 havelgravelgut Shit
01:39:38 funkeebuddha It's going to be a whole
01:39:39 troyjohnsen whiff that's right
01:39:39 havelgravelgut The bandit here
01:39:40 funkeebuddha use, right?
01:39:44 havelgravelgut Is going to
01:39:44 funkeebuddha How many charges
01:39:49 havelgravelgut 6 and 1
01:39:50 havelgravelgut Honestly so
01:39:52 havelgravelgut 1 through 3 he goes left
01:39:55 havelgravelgut Towards scales
01:39:56 havelgravelgut Alright the bandit misses
01:39:58 funkeebuddha is that, Charma?
01:39:59 ebondawn a charmer.
01:40:00 ebondawn Bye.
01:40:01 ebondawn Thank you.
01:40:02 funkeebuddha How close
01:40:03 bad token Yeah.
01:40:05 havelgravelgut And this guy this cultist here
01:40:07 havelgravelgut Is going to run up on
01:40:10 havelgravelgut And
01:40:14 havelgravelgut defense wins the day
01:40:16 havelgravelgut as it is
01:40:16 bad token Three attacks.
01:40:17 havelgravelgut Brock's turn.
01:40:22 whygod4007 you know uh fly up and hit him with the i don't
01:40:33 ebondawn And what the hell?
01:40:37 funkeebuddha did
01:40:37 funkeebuddha they are? Are
01:40:49 whygod4007 know anything about it frock just flies into their
01:40:51 whygod4007 face it does the little rock symbol and that flies away god that
01:40:54 havelgravelgut They're like, what the fuck was that?
01:40:57 havelgravelgut Yeah.
01:40:58 havelgravelgut Ow!
01:41:01 whygod4007 was close to my eyes that's
01:41:02 havelgravelgut It's either getting hit with an axe.
01:41:06 ebondawn Yep
01:41:07 ebondawn Battle X
01:41:09 ebondawn Vantage
01:41:15 havelgravelgut Beautiful stuff. Excellent call.
01:41:16 ebondawn Vantage
01:41:18 havelgravelgut Gostop is going to
01:41:19 havelgravelgut keep on.
01:41:21 havelgravelgut He's not going to damage
01:41:23 havelgravelgut Gordrim. He's going to just
01:41:25 havelgravelgut help Whittle.
01:41:26 havelgravelgut Let me see if he's got anything else to do.
01:41:29 ebondawn I'm gonna bonus option orient that
01:41:31 ebondawn Five feet over just
01:41:32 ebondawn Movement
01:41:43 havelgravelgut He moves
01:41:44 whygod4007 such a funny little thing you get to do every time oh god
01:41:45 ebondawn Oh the cantrip
01:41:49 ebondawn Yeah it's a weird cantrip I like it
01:41:50 ebondawn It's worth it
01:41:52 havelgravelgut up here
01:41:53 havelgravelgut And then he looks over at you Rico
01:41:54 havelgravelgut And he says William Moon
01:41:57 havelgravelgut Is with us
01:42:00 whygod4007 no well i
01:42:00 ebondawn Oh god
01:42:00 troyjohnsen yeah yeah
01:42:02 ebondawn You know what
01:42:08 ebondawn Wolf people do you have any fucking pamphlets or anything
01:42:11 ebondawn anything you can
01:42:12 havelgravelgut That's right
01:42:15 troyjohnsen i'll hook you up man also uh also scales you know if if you uh
01:42:22 troyjohnsen if you become a muninite you can have as many wives as you want
01:42:29 ebondawn already do that you just marry more than one woman or a man or whatever and i
01:42:33 havelgravelgut Let's see let me see here
01:42:35 funkeebuddha you sure?
01:42:35 havelgravelgut Um
01:42:37 havelgravelgut With heat and metal
01:42:40 havelgravelgut It's
01:42:41 havelgravelgut The creature
01:42:42 havelgravelgut The creature
01:42:45 havelgravelgut The creature
01:42:45 ashtonias it i thought
01:42:45 ashtonias right would i
01:42:46 havelgravelgut He didn't
01:42:48 havelgravelgut He passed the save doesn't drop
01:42:50 havelgravelgut Disadvantage
01:42:52 havelgravelgut if it doesn't drop the
01:42:54 havelgravelgut disadvantage on attack roll then I believe
01:42:56 havelgravelgut excellent stuff okay so he's
01:42:58 havelgravelgut going to run up with disadvantage
01:43:01 havelgravelgut has to basically go for scales
01:43:03 havelgravelgut here well I
01:43:06 whygod4007 think he'll have he'll
01:43:07 whygod4007 have be normal on scales he just says disadvantage to everyone else if i remember correctly the sword
01:43:12 havelgravelgut mean
01:43:12 havelgravelgut heat metal gives him disadvantage
01:43:20 whygod4007 is burning in his hand.
01:43:20 funkeebuddha What do
01:43:21 havelgravelgut yes it is and he misses all three
01:43:21 whygod4007 Alright, I'll,
01:43:23 havelgravelgut times beautiful shit
01:43:27 havelgravelgut yeah he's bad that's not
01:43:28 ebondawn would like to point out that he would have hit at least two of those attacks if it wasn't metal
01:43:32 havelgravelgut good and 1d8 plus
01:43:35 havelgravelgut all right you are
01:43:35 funkeebuddha you mean,
01:43:35 funkeebuddha it's all right, you
01:43:36 havelgravelgut ready
01:43:39 whygod4007 uh, just
01:43:40 whygod4007 sing him the song of my people.
01:43:50 ashtonias have been able to attune to my whistle by now yes you said i would have to
01:43:53 havelgravelgut your whistle
01:43:57 ashtonias spend some time getting used to night caller that i could keep it okay let's
01:44:00 havelgravelgut Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, level 5.
01:44:00 bad token Has he fired both of them?
01:44:03 bad token No.
01:44:04 funkeebuddha operate.
01:44:05 bad token No.
01:44:05 ebondawn yeah the uncommon patch if you just started with yeah
01:44:07 bad token No.
01:44:08 bad token No.
01:44:10 whygod4007 You mean at least the level you would need
01:44:12 whygod4007 to be to cast the spell that thing does?
01:44:14 havelgravelgut Reg.
01:44:19 ashtonias see the who's
01:44:23 ebondawn it's only for you because we know john didn't think about the power level and only thought
01:44:23 ashtonias yep this is exactly correct let
01:44:27 ebondawn about the fact that he wants to animate that john doesn't
01:44:29 havelgravelgut Reg.
01:44:33 havelgravelgut Glorious choice for the 4-0 better character.
01:44:35 bad token No.
01:44:35 troyjohnsen nice
01:44:36 ebondawn make choices based on power like
01:44:39 havelgravelgut Grady, you could activate that Harnage Inspo and give him advantage scales until it's buggered, okay?
01:44:44 bad token No.
01:44:45 bad token No.
01:44:48 ebondawn I'm a
01:44:50 ashtonias me see what does the fortune teller do again
01:44:53 ashtonias i think i
01:44:53 bad token No.
01:44:54 havelgravelgut Advantage on attack rolls when you start your next turn.
01:44:57 havelgravelgut But also, you have advantage on attacks against Boulders right now.
01:44:58 bad token No.
01:44:59 bad token No.
01:45:00 bad token No.
01:45:04 ebondawn moon a night
01:45:06 ebondawn I could sing
01:45:09 ashtonias want to save it and do something a little bit more duplicitous here so i am going
01:45:15 ashtonias Going to, I think, pop right here.
01:45:26 havelgravelgut Oh, my God, no.
01:45:39 funkeebuddha Jim, it's
01:45:40 ashtonias Will that hit Kaldur Gravelgut or Scales if I do it right there?
01:45:47 havelgravelgut Unfortunately yeah
01:45:48 havelgravelgut Right there you can get those two
01:45:49 funkeebuddha a cone
01:45:52 havelgravelgut Without getting I mean this guy's gonna be
01:45:54 havelgravelgut Taken care of anyway
01:45:55 ashtonias Yep.
01:45:56 ashtonias All right.
01:45:57 ashtonias That way.
01:45:58 havelgravelgut Alright
01:46:03 troyjohnsen Rico will
01:46:04 ashtonias Glitter ball, bitch.
01:46:05 havelgravelgut God that is just the
01:46:07 havelgravelgut Gayest thing I've ever seen okay
01:46:13 troyjohnsen say dude Freddy that was
01:46:15 troyjohnsen badass
01:46:21 ebondawn yeah
01:46:22 ashtonias Thank you, Rico.
01:46:31 funkeebuddha No, you
01:46:37 troyjohnsen remember us
01:46:44 ashtonias Damn.
01:46:45 ashtonias That dot
01:46:47 bad token No.
01:46:47 bad token No.
01:46:48 bad token No.
01:46:48 bad token No.
01:46:48 bad token No.
01:46:48 bad token so well at one hand left hand
01:46:49 havelgravelgut Because one hand is a very well
01:46:51 havelgravelgut Made
01:46:51 havelgravelgut um uh prostate prostate and that scales
01:46:56 ashtonias on his hood might as well be a bullseye.
01:46:57 bad token all right with advantage
01:46:58 ashtonias The ladder
01:46:59 havelgravelgut also you weren't here last session a Kaldur Gravelgut kind of
01:47:06 havelgravelgut recognized perhaps the work of that prostate yeah all
01:47:11 ebondawn I did
01:47:12 ebondawn oh wait on somebody else too
01:47:15 ebondawn yeah yeah
01:47:15 havelgravelgut right here comes the spear uh scales into
01:47:17 ebondawn that's just
01:47:23 havelgravelgut to his advantage, sir.
01:47:24 bad token control is disadvantage alt is
01:47:27 havelgravelgut You have to
01:47:28 ebondawn you roll disadvantage
01:47:29 havelgravelgut give it
01:47:29 havelgravelgut plus five
01:47:31 ebondawn your advantage roll would have been
01:47:33 bad token advantage
01:47:33 bad token yeah why
01:47:36 ebondawn the 11 right
01:47:39 havelgravelgut is enough.
01:47:40 ebondawn 16
01:47:46 havelgravelgut Nicely done.
01:47:47 whygod4007 Sixteen.
01:47:48 whygod4007 So, it's
01:47:48 havelgravelgut Stabbing in.
01:47:54 havelgravelgut You don't have to.
01:47:56 havelgravelgut That's something you only want to do.
01:47:58 ebondawn I'm going to impale you with
01:47:59 havelgravelgut Great.
01:47:59 bad token are you making me do it twice oh but i do have i do have something i can do
01:48:03 bad token with a bonus action first time
01:48:04 havelgravelgut Dude.
01:48:05 havelgravelgut Dude.
01:48:08 ebondawn going to impale you with scales the spear
01:48:12 havelgravelgut Fine, smite.
01:48:14 ebondawn oh shit
01:48:16 havelgravelgut Oh, shit.
01:48:17 havelgravelgut Manly injury.
01:48:18 ebondawn now we're paladinizing
01:48:20 ebondawn by the
01:48:21 havelgravelgut Forbidden.
01:48:24 havelgravelgut Rico.
01:48:25 havelgravelgut Oh I'm sorry
01:48:26 funkeebuddha scared me
01:48:26 funkeebuddha You will be
01:48:28 havelgravelgut NG
01:48:29 havelgravelgut You targeted
01:48:31 funkeebuddha Yay
01:48:38 funkeebuddha Jesus Christ
01:48:40 funkeebuddha I don't know
01:48:42 bad token whoa
01:48:42 whygod4007 so
01:48:43 whygod4007 hard to play those cantrips before level
01:48:45 whygod4007 five. Good
01:48:46 funkeebuddha That's, yeah
01:48:47 havelgravelgut You targeted this guy
01:48:48 havelgravelgut You killed him
01:48:49 funkeebuddha Yeah
01:48:53 funkeebuddha See, that ain't power
01:48:54 havelgravelgut He had one HP
01:48:54 ebondawn way
01:48:54 ebondawn I just had Klopp rewrite Highway Star
01:48:54 funkeebuddha Please don't
01:48:57 ebondawn except with like a William Boone
01:48:59 ebondawn theme so I just posted that in general chat
01:49:01 ebondawn because I was listening to it
01:49:03 troyjohnsen Rico's actually
01:49:04 troyjohnsen been working on a William Moon song himself
01:49:06 ebondawn go ahead
01:49:07 havelgravelgut NG
01:49:08 havelgravelgut That was fabulous
01:49:09 ebondawn oh god
01:49:09 havelgravelgut That's all we needed
01:49:11 ashtonias move thing.
01:49:12 funkeebuddha That's power right there
01:49:13 havelgravelgut Alright
01:49:16 havelgravelgut Oh this
01:49:17 troyjohnsen Rico
01:49:17 troyjohnsen will come up here and
01:49:19 troyjohnsen paladin sandwich
01:49:22 funkeebuddha Swing his
01:49:23 funkeebuddha Oh boy
01:49:26 havelgravelgut is so gay
01:49:27 havelgravelgut Oh my god
01:49:30 funkeebuddha That's rock and roll baby
01:49:32 ashtonias You say that like it's a bad thing, like it's derogatory.
01:49:33 whygod4007 lord!
01:49:35 whygod4007 Rico! Knock it
01:49:35 ebondawn we gotta
01:49:36 ashtonias i have way dude
01:49:37 whygod4007 off!
01:49:39 funkeebuddha Say no
01:49:40 whygod4007 Man, that
01:49:41 troyjohnsen that's
01:49:41 troyjohnsen William Moon bitch
01:49:44 troyjohnsen then I'll take a step
01:49:46 troyjohnsen step back and toss a snowball at him
01:49:48 troyjohnsen that's not the D10 sorry
01:49:53 havelgravelgut Am I gay now
01:49:54 havelgravelgut out? D20 plus 3?
01:49:57 ebondawn roll out a
01:49:58 ebondawn tackle too right I think for the symbol
01:50:04 havelgravelgut Hey, no,
01:50:05 havelgravelgut not enough, Barry.
01:50:06 whygod4007 color spray's doing work.
01:50:07 troyjohnsen Snowball.
01:50:08 troyjohnsen Oh, I did, right.
01:50:09 havelgravelgut You had advantage.
01:50:11 ashtonias he's got like three different demons on him i think
01:50:17 havelgravelgut Damn it.
01:50:18 ebondawn But you
01:50:19 havelgravelgut All right, this bit.
01:50:19 troyjohnsen Actually, you know what?
01:50:20 troyjohnsen On that 15, I'm going to use my bardic inspiration.
01:50:22 havelgravelgut Oh, shit. God damn it.
01:50:25 havelgravelgut Oh, yes.
01:50:25 troyjohnsen That makes it a 19.
01:50:27 troyjohnsen That's all good.
01:50:27 havelgravelgut It does roll.
01:50:29 havelgravelgut What's the damage? D6, right?
01:50:30 troyjohnsen D4.
01:50:34 havelgravelgut He turns to yell at you and goes,
01:50:35 havelgravelgut and gets hit in the face
01:50:37 havelgravelgut and the mouth and the stomach.
01:50:40 havelgravelgut You rocked the net, you dirty
01:50:42 havelgravelgut fuck. All right, this guy
01:50:46 havelgravelgut can't see he's been wildly
01:50:48 havelgravelgut oh my god he hit you for
01:50:50 bad token everybody has advantage
01:50:53 havelgravelgut three damage just a wild swing into your
01:50:55 havelgravelgut shin
01:50:55 havelgravelgut Brock
01:50:57 troyjohnsen Shit.
01:50:59 ebondawn know it's the worst
01:51:00 ebondawn You're just
01:51:07 whygod4007 Uh, gonna
01:51:08 troyjohnsen Yeah.
01:51:10 whygod4007 gonna you're gonna dance in and give some advantage well i'm
01:51:18 whygod4007 the person who has advantage
01:51:19 whygod4007 congratulations yes double advantage super
01:51:21 havelgravelgut I mean
01:51:24 ebondawn Where the
01:51:28 havelgravelgut absolutely swamped right now
01:51:28 whygod4007 useful god damn
01:51:31 havelgravelgut like
01:51:33 ashtonias he's been helen keller now man he's deaf dumb and blind
01:51:35 troyjohnsen All got
01:51:39 whygod4007 how they're just getting all them last
01:51:42 whygod4007 hits oh i
01:51:43 havelgravelgut this guy throws his cudgel down
01:51:45 ebondawn power of the
01:51:46 ebondawn Keeper of fucking secrets
01:51:47 ebondawn God damn it
01:51:51 troyjohnsen up in his face.
01:51:51 havelgravelgut this guy's
01:51:53 troyjohnsen Do you pledge allegiance to William Moon and the Moonanites?
01:51:53 havelgravelgut alive I can't
01:51:56 ebondawn He's fucking dead
01:51:58 funkeebuddha Say no
01:52:01 havelgravelgut fucking
01:52:02 havelgravelgut I don't know who William Moon is
01:52:02 bad token does not
01:52:02 ebondawn Honestly Elijah
01:52:04 havelgravelgut his
01:52:06 troyjohnsen He's the best.
01:52:09 troyjohnsen He'll treat you right.
01:52:11 ebondawn you should just accept death
01:52:18 havelgravelgut eyes his his
01:52:18 whygod4007 mean i think i think you've learned your lesson about running with colts right
01:52:23 whygod4007 i don't
01:52:25 troyjohnsen Yeah, so quit it with all the cults and join a real religion.
01:52:29 troyjohnsen Oh, I
01:52:31 ashtonias but Kaldur Gravelgut's thumbs itched
01:52:36 ebondawn Oh no
01:52:36 havelgravelgut eyes return his gets part of the glitter out he's like weeping glitter off you
01:52:43 funkeebuddha There it
01:52:44 troyjohnsen should add three more HP.
01:52:45 troyjohnsen i forgot to give myself the attempt hp from heroism dude i'm
01:52:50 havelgravelgut and your fake god they will all burn technically have
01:52:53 funkeebuddha is
01:52:54 funkeebuddha Too late
01:52:57 troyjohnsen fucking telling you don't wait
01:52:57 ebondawn we have to kill him
01:52:59 ebondawn Guys
01:53:02 troyjohnsen it's met you bro i think
01:53:08 havelgravelgut advantage because he went to his knees
01:53:10 whygod4007 know man i feel like people could change if you give them okay there goes his head
01:53:15 whygod4007 i mean
01:53:15 havelgravelgut i mean it's a
01:53:19 funkeebuddha Either or
01:53:25 whygod4007 maybe just give him one one trip of the drug pocket maybe maybe he'd turn his life around
01:53:26 troyjohnsen we almost had uh this
01:53:32 whygod4007 i don't know it
01:53:35 ashtonias i want to
01:53:36 ebondawn Those drugs are fucking expensive
01:53:38 ebondawn of them. Could just be giving them out to
01:53:40 ebondawn random cultists. It
01:53:43 troyjohnsen uh this dude probably has a nice long sword for
01:53:48 troyjohnsen scales no
01:53:49 havelgravelgut long sword he has a hand axe let me see with with
01:53:54 bad token use
01:53:54 bad token two-handed weapons
01:53:56 bad token I like
01:53:58 troyjohnsen you can you can totally use it with one one hand dude are you
01:54:05 ebondawn is
01:54:05 ebondawn true. I mean, it's not as cool as an axe,
01:54:07 ebondawn but, you know, it'll get the job done.
01:54:09 troyjohnsen like a spear only guy
01:54:10 troyjohnsen uh yeah hammer that
01:54:14 bad token hammers
01:54:18 troyjohnsen ass yeah so
01:54:21 havelgravelgut uh the cult is all dead costa
01:54:25 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut's eye's on it.
01:54:30 havelgravelgut well that was well done where is my my brethren yes rico i heard
01:54:40 havelgravelgut through the moonlight that you
01:54:41 havelgravelgut might have needed some assistance of course i am
01:54:44 troyjohnsen are you are you a moon knight too or are you another are you an
01:54:49 troyjohnsen angel or just a like a follower oh that's
01:54:51 havelgravelgut a ratatouille i am from the world tree
01:54:54 havelgravelgut in Isgard, where Selune and William Moon reside.
01:55:01 troyjohnsen so badass that's almost
01:55:02 havelgravelgut Yes, I have walked the bowels of the world tree.
01:55:02 whygod4007 is kind
01:55:06 havelgravelgut Also, I'm a level four moon knight.
01:55:10 ebondawn Oh my god, I hate this
01:55:10 funkeebuddha Sigs what
01:55:12 ebondawn so much. Ready, Docs,
01:55:14 troyjohnsen the size of my dad
01:55:16 havelgravelgut Oh, who was your...
01:55:18 havelgravelgut I don't believe so,
01:55:19 troyjohnsen have you met him you should make the pilgrimage
01:55:22 havelgravelgut but I have heard many a great thing via William Moon.
01:55:27 troyjohnsen but i'm warning you he's not going to let you
01:55:29 troyjohnsen see the plates and you
01:55:31 havelgravelgut I am a pretty fast talker.
01:55:34 havelgravelgut uh if i must return uh my vessel needs work after my last mission for
01:55:42 havelgravelgut william i a sly raven is a
01:55:47 havelgravelgut mighty swift vessel i dock in port last in balder's gate should you need of transit
01:55:55 havelgravelgut and you find yourself in one of those locations call upon cost up for leaf
01:56:01 havelgravelgut I could actually
01:56:02 troyjohnsen hook us up with some gigs in those cities
01:56:07 havelgravelgut let me see what strings I can pull
01:56:10 havelgravelgut I know I can get you a gig
01:56:12 havelgravelgut at Sig's Swig in Port Last
01:56:12 bad token Hey, don't
01:56:14 havelgravelgut remember that's last
01:56:16 havelgravelgut with two L's
01:56:19 ashtonias insight check this guy because he has this weird pause when he talks about william
01:56:24 ashtonias move i want to see try to see if you play i did
01:56:25 bad token talk about his paws.
01:56:26 funkeebuddha Sigs what
01:56:28 funkeebuddha What was he docked
01:56:29 havelgravelgut Sig's Swig in Port Last
01:56:31 havelgravelgut and that's two L's
01:56:33 havelgravelgut he docks at
01:56:36 havelgravelgut Port Last and Baldur's Gate
01:56:38 havelgravelgut he does indeed
01:56:39 funkeebuddha I knew
01:56:40 ebondawn wherever he pleases, baby.
01:56:42 havelgravelgut main ports
01:56:46 havelgravelgut are Port Last
01:56:48 havelgravelgut and Baldur's Gate
01:56:49 havelgravelgut uh ready go ahead and give me an inside check 12 yeah ready
01:56:53 ashtonias it was a 12
01:56:58 ebondawn Yeah, these guys are all very distracting,
01:57:00 ebondawn but what are you going to do with the
01:57:01 ebondawn evil shears that could threaten
01:57:04 ebondawn the balance of reality?
01:57:06 havelgravelgut he did pause strangely
01:57:11 havelgravelgut he did pause strangely you're not wrong uh and then he he will say well i think as long as the
01:57:18 havelgravelgut as long as they're not in the hands of the cult i believe william doesn't care who
01:57:26 havelgravelgut has them as
01:57:27 havelgravelgut long as the cult does not oh well fine
01:57:29 ebondawn Oh, no, sorry, I wasn't talking to you.
01:57:31 ebondawn I was talking to Fiddles here, but thank you for
01:57:33 ebondawn your input.
01:57:35 havelgravelgut you have
01:57:38 funkeebuddha it
01:57:40 ashtonias was it
01:57:40 ebondawn it didn't mean any offense but you know
01:57:42 ebondawn like I'm clearly standing right next to him
01:57:45 ebondawn looking at him
01:57:45 ebondawn I mean
01:57:46 havelgravelgut saved my life i can't believe you're going to be
01:57:52 havelgravelgut chaos wolf if you're fighting the chaos i guess it's bold
01:57:54 funkeebuddha Yeah but
01:57:56 troyjohnsen no it was men
01:57:57 bad token they need
01:57:57 ebondawn it's kind of delightfully stupid I'm not gonna lie
01:57:57 bad token the shears
01:58:00 ebondawn I've fallen into it
01:58:02 havelgravelgut oh yes
01:58:02 whygod4007 of kind of growing on me i guess like uh you know there can uh uh there can
01:58:08 whygod4007 be only one sort of scenario well yes
01:58:11 havelgravelgut highlander i love that play
01:58:12 ebondawn also our
01:58:12 ebondawn other options are the moon
01:58:14 ebondawn men or scales the band
01:58:16 ebondawn so I'm kind of not wanting to
01:58:19 ebondawn change it anymore
01:58:20 troyjohnsen of moonlight does this
01:58:22 ebondawn yeah that's worse
01:58:23 havelgravelgut oh whoa that's gay okay so he will pull up you bought these shears i will
01:58:29 whygod4007 uh if we can keep those safe from the cultists for you
01:58:34 havelgravelgut entrust them to you
01:58:35 havelgravelgut you have shown yourselves to be powerful
01:58:36 havelgravelgut enough to keep them safe
01:58:38 havelgravelgut look
01:58:38 whygod4007 yes yes i mean it's good that we have them like i mean what if we get like attacked by some
01:58:45 whygod4007 horrific monster that we have to kill then we can use the shears right you know like
01:58:45 havelgravelgut you're
01:58:48 whygod4007 like if a lich attacked us for no reason oh yes i mean thank you is
01:58:51 havelgravelgut overselling it
01:58:52 havelgravelgut he is
01:59:00 troyjohnsen uh borskar guy have any armor armor
01:59:04 havelgravelgut wearing
01:59:04 havelgravelgut he will hand over the shears to you, Roadie
01:59:09 havelgravelgut Orskar
01:59:10 havelgravelgut is wearing
01:59:12 havelgravelgut hide armor
01:59:17 troyjohnsen armor no uh maybe it might be a little better better i'm not sure actually
01:59:18 whygod4007 that better than leather
01:59:18 whygod4007 i don't know i can't i can't wait that's better when i as
01:59:20 ashtonias made out of a boar perhaps geyser geyser
01:59:21 ebondawn it's medium
01:59:22 ebondawn medium armor it's she is fucking wearing it i can't believe
01:59:27 whygod4007 soon as i as soon as i rest i won't i
01:59:29 whygod4007 I wouldn't need armor anyway.
01:59:30 ebondawn she's wearing fucking high armor
01:59:31 havelgravelgut yes it is
01:59:32 ebondawn at level 18 yes medium question the
01:59:35 troyjohnsen hide is slightly
01:59:36 troyjohnsen better than leather rico will put on that hide so where
01:59:42 havelgravelgut Binov will go over to
01:59:44 havelgravelgut this rocket
01:59:45 havelgravelgut and he blasts off
01:59:46 whygod4007 Is it just a hide cod piece?
01:59:50 havelgravelgut at the speed of water.
01:59:54 ashtonias geyser
01:59:58 ashtonias do you
01:59:58 havelgravelgut Hey, guess what, guys?
02:00:00 havelgravelgut Five more
02:00:03 havelgravelgut Axe Beaks
02:00:04 havelgravelgut that were brought by Bolt. You just
02:00:06 havelgravelgut have a fucking Axe Beaks.
02:00:07 whygod4007 Time to start
02:00:09 whygod4007 selling axe beaks.
02:00:11 havelgravelgut They are good.
02:00:12 havelgravelgut You can get good money for those, Roadie.
02:00:14 ashtonias think they're good eating
02:00:16 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah. It'd be delicious.
02:00:22 havelgravelgut All right, fuckers. Well done.
02:00:33 troyjohnsen are we headed yeah yes
02:00:34 whygod4007 We gotta go play a
02:00:35 ebondawn shears we were hired to bring the shears back to that dude right
02:00:36 whygod4007 pyre.
02:00:39 ebondawn the dude that well we're not going to do that right okay okay
02:00:40 havelgravelgut You were
02:00:41 havelgravelgut fighting.
02:00:44 whygod4007 He doesn't want anything to do
02:00:46 whygod4007 with them. He said they're like more
02:00:47 whygod4007 trouble than they were worth for him or something.
02:00:49 ebondawn good or was that just you gas
02:00:53 ebondawn Gaslighting everyone. Was that your gaslighting?
02:00:55 ebondawn I don't remember.
02:00:56 whygod4007 Might have been a little bit of both.
02:00:58 ebondawn I clearly remember you trying to gaslight about that
02:01:02 havelgravelgut Just like the best
02:01:02 ebondawn specific time. I think
02:01:03 whygod4007 Yeah.
02:01:03 havelgravelgut I think Joe has kind of
02:01:05 havelgravelgut forgotten whether it started with him
02:01:07 havelgravelgut gaslighting.
02:01:08 ebondawn he's so used to gaslighting that he
02:01:10 ebondawn gaslights himself and forgets
02:01:11 havelgravelgut Yeah.
02:01:11 troyjohnsen reality altering
02:01:12 ebondawn what he's been gaslighting about.
02:01:14 ebondawn Which is the ultimate step, the final step
02:01:16 ebondawn of gaslighting.
02:01:20 ebondawn Are you confused? I'm not confused.
02:01:22 bad token cut okay
02:01:23 ebondawn If you're confused, I might be a little confused.
02:01:26 troyjohnsen mine nobody's
02:01:27 whygod4007 They apparently can
02:01:29 whygod4007 cut anything but only once.
02:01:32 funkeebuddha We're supposed to take him to
02:01:33 funkeebuddha station we thread the black no oh we
02:01:38 havelgravelgut Well, there
02:01:39 havelgravelgut was a contact at High Flume Station
02:01:41 havelgravelgut that was going to meet them. It looks like it didn't pull
02:01:43 havelgravelgut everybody to this map. Why is this map?
02:01:45 ebondawn I'm still loading.
02:01:48 whygod4007 Yeah, I'm gonna give it a refresh
02:01:48 ebondawn We'll see.
02:01:49 whygod4007 or something.
02:01:50 funkeebuddha don't have to take them back to throw in the black
02:01:52 funkeebuddha so we're gonna keep
02:01:53 havelgravelgut Oh, three in the black is the
02:01:55 havelgravelgut bad guy. You don't want him to have them.
02:01:58 ebondawn Not because
02:02:00 troyjohnsen expecting us to deliver them is what what we think what was
02:02:00 funkeebuddha it but this
02:02:03 ebondawn his name is Black, mind you.
02:02:04 whygod4007 uh yeah he he didn't even like give us money to go after those we just went after them because
02:02:04 ebondawn just because he's a good man they forgive
02:02:11 whygod4007 it was a thing to do i guess no it's
02:02:13 havelgravelgut Yeah.
02:02:14 funkeebuddha you said the norms owns the shears should we give them back
02:02:18 funkeebuddha to that person oh okay okay big
02:02:19 havelgravelgut If you cut something with them, they will
02:02:22 havelgravelgut disappear and go back to Uror.
02:02:24 havelgravelgut Uror is the...
02:02:27 havelgravelgut You have...
02:02:29 havelgravelgut Let's see. Not tomorrow,
02:02:31 havelgravelgut but the next day you are playing a big old fat prisoner burning hoorah up at
02:02:37 havelgravelgut the East Haven prison in betwixt that there is the wet trout.
02:02:43 havelgravelgut There's the big fat knucklehead that are still prime real estate for gigs.
02:02:49 ebondawn yeah guys
02:02:51 troyjohnsen that first thing again
02:02:52 havelgravelgut There's a funeral pyre.
02:02:54 havelgravelgut The other prisoner burning that you're going to play in day after tomorrow.
02:02:58 whygod4007 uh they were they were already burning someone alive
02:03:01 whygod4007 alive so uh i yeah so i was like oh that's a big crowd can we play a show for him while we do it
02:03:03 ebondawn you remember we're
02:03:04 ebondawn going to burn we're playing
02:03:08 havelgravelgut Yeah.
02:03:08 havelgravelgut Y'all are playing burning man.
02:03:09 whygod4007 it while they do it it starts
02:03:11 havelgravelgut as jared said yeah oh yeah well
02:03:12 ebondawn burn then it's
02:03:14 troyjohnsen sounds perfect is there a gig we can play on the way there yeah yeah
02:03:17 ashtonias it's uh
02:03:19 havelgravelgut you also have all it's getting kind of late tonight you probably
02:03:23 havelgravelgut want to find a place to end up um the ends that are available and good to
02:03:31 havelgravelgut stay uh at are the big
02:03:34 havelgravelgut fat knucklehead the white lady and of course and actually the white lady and funny enough the
02:03:39 havelgravelgut sleeping arrangements weren't all that great it was like the bar is very cool but the end was like
02:03:44 havelgravelgut like a bunch of bunk beds in one room um the big fat knucklehead and the wet trout are both
02:03:52 havelgravelgut excellent ends which one would you like to head to big fat knucklehead i'm about
02:03:56 funkeebuddha fat knucklehead yeah what traps
02:03:59 ebondawn a great name all right
02:04:03 havelgravelgut i'm about to go
02:04:04 havelgravelgut to that map and then when i do that uh jared you should probably refresh and then it'll probably
02:04:09 havelgravelgut look faster all right
02:04:09 ebondawn yeah yeah
02:04:12 ebondawn but I do like I'm a little worried for you because you said like those words
02:04:12 funkeebuddha uh pass just
02:04:17 ebondawn and now like he's never gonna fucking leave you alone about this moon shit so
02:04:23 ebondawn So, I'll refresh.
02:04:24 havelgravelgut now you're good to go now you're good to go uh for a refresh here
02:04:33 troyjohnsen Dreadie Mercurie how does it feel to
02:04:33 troyjohnsen have the moon's blessing i think
02:04:40 ashtonias it's interesting to say the least
02:04:44 bad token I have
02:04:44 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie finds
02:04:50 troyjohnsen the rest of the guys should try it out you haven't
02:04:56 bad token met gods before
02:04:57 bad token and they are not to be worshipped
02:05:03 havelgravelgut I love how aggressive
02:05:04 ashtonias it's much easier to
02:05:07 ashtonias dismantle an establishment from the inside
02:05:11 havelgravelgut you are
02:05:13 whygod4007 it starts so small with like believing in a divine power and then it
02:05:18 whygod4007 it always ends with lighting people on fire on stage oh my
02:05:22 havelgravelgut That's right
02:05:24 havelgravelgut Refresh again, Jared
02:05:26 bad token this
02:05:27 ebondawn Yeah.
02:05:27 havelgravelgut Let me look at the bottom left and tell you when you're actually loading in
02:05:32 havelgravelgut Troy, will
02:05:32 ebondawn I'm pretty sure
02:05:33 troyjohnsen met saloon
02:05:33 troyjohnsen have you scales well she's the one true god so you know maybe
02:05:41 troyjohnsen you just need to try one more time
02:05:44 troyjohnsen i don't know who those other gods you were you met were they were they sound like bullshit to me
02:05:49 ebondawn that's
02:05:49 bad token this is
02:05:49 ebondawn true.
02:05:50 ebondawn I don't remember hearing anything about Saloon
02:05:51 troyjohnsen no that's that's
02:05:53 ebondawn thinking she's the only god.
02:05:57 ebondawn She's like a pretty...
02:05:58 ebondawn No.
02:06:00 troyjohnsen william moon's teachings it's it's
02:06:05 bad token a good idea
02:06:05 bad token let's go to the world tree
02:06:08 ebondawn Alright, look. Rico,
02:06:11 ebondawn how do I tell you I think you're wrong without
02:06:13 ebondawn you being completely fucking offended?
02:06:16 funkeebuddha telling me he's wrong
02:06:17 funkeebuddha next gig
02:06:20 troyjohnsen not it's not an offended thing like you know
02:06:23 troyjohnsen people people disagree with the moon and i it's all the time it's it's our job to be nice to them
02:06:29 troyjohnsen anyway while telling them that they're going to go to hell what's that
02:06:32 ebondawn Nah, okay.
02:06:33 ebondawn Well, that's fine.
02:06:34 ashtonias yeah this
02:06:35 havelgravelgut you get a stream up for Jared?
02:06:36 whygod4007 god you're not gonna light people
02:06:38 whygod4007 on fire oh i i
02:06:41 troyjohnsen oh yeah and to
02:06:42 havelgravelgut Somebody get a stream up for Jared
02:06:44 havelgravelgut This is a nice
02:06:45 ebondawn Please. That's
02:06:47 havelgravelgut Looking large tavern
02:06:50 havelgravelgut There is a
02:06:52 havelgravelgut Barkeep to the northwestern corner
02:06:54 havelgravelgut Around the corner to the east
02:06:56 havelgravelgut There is that kitchen where if you
02:06:57 havelgravelgut Go fishing and catch something
02:06:59 havelgravelgut They will cook it up for you
02:07:02 havelgravelgut And then there is a spiral staircase that will
02:07:04 havelgravelgut Lead you upstairs
02:07:05 havelgravelgut To a sitting room
02:07:08 havelgravelgut Now I see you loading in Jared
02:07:09 havelgravelgut Good God
02:07:11 troyjohnsen answer your
02:07:11 ebondawn good.
02:07:12 ebondawn If you number
02:07:12 troyjohnsen question uh roadie yeah sometimes they need to be smited it depends that's actually about
02:07:19 havelgravelgut Oh boy
02:07:20 troyjohnsen number
02:07:20 troyjohnsen number seven you mean
02:07:24 ebondawn your fucking vows
02:07:26 whygod4007 don't suppose you could fucking share what constitutes being burned alive yeah
02:07:33 ebondawn What is with you and burning alive
02:07:35 ebondawn Like
02:07:36 ebondawn Just to
02:07:37 troyjohnsen what what you got to do to deserve to be burned alive oh well i mean like
02:07:40 funkeebuddha man oh boy
02:07:41 whygod4007 Oh, God.
02:07:44 troyjohnsen i don't know if you're gay or something well like
02:07:52 whygod4007 It's worse than I thought.
02:07:58 whygod4007 So, Rico, I do want to know more about your Moodonites.
02:07:59 havelgravelgut Happy gay
02:08:03 whygod4007 What is it that makes you guys unclean?
02:08:09 troyjohnsen getting the blood of infidels on us uh
02:08:14 troyjohnsen having gay thoughts well i
02:08:20 havelgravelgut thoughts
02:08:23 ashtonias pantheon isn't going to work out for Dreadie Mercurie
02:08:27 havelgravelgut Angie
02:08:30 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie likes Malil better
02:08:32 ashtonias Malil is much more chill of a deity
02:08:35 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie doesn't
02:08:37 havelgravelgut Assuming that I know where
02:08:39 havelgravelgut Is yeah
02:08:39 ebondawn be clear
02:08:40 ebondawn I'm no like moon hound
02:08:43 ebondawn Or anything but
02:08:44 ebondawn Saloon is also quite chill
02:08:46 ebondawn Like I don't know what the hell this
02:08:48 ebondawn Version of it is but
02:08:51 ebondawn They mostly just
02:08:53 ebondawn Kind of walk around in the moonlight and fuck
02:08:55 ebondawn And like are nice to people
02:08:57 havelgravelgut Angie
02:08:57 ebondawn They're a little fruity you know
02:08:59 ebondawn They're elves for the most part but
02:09:01 havelgravelgut Hang on real quick
02:09:01 troyjohnsen mean that the is this
02:09:03 ashtonias want to alarm anybody
02:09:03 havelgravelgut Hang on a minute
02:09:04 ashtonias quite a
02:09:05 havelgravelgut While y'all are
02:09:07 havelgravelgut Discussing the horrific nature
02:09:09 havelgravelgut Of the moon and night cult
02:09:12 havelgravelgut This cloaked
02:09:13 ebondawn How do you make saloon band?
02:09:14 havelgravelgut Individual walks by your table
02:09:15 bad token I agree.
02:09:16 havelgravelgut Angie and he leaves a
02:09:18 havelgravelgut Kind of a cylindrical stone
02:09:19 havelgravelgut Kind of
02:09:24 havelgravelgut Stone doesn't explode
02:09:28 funkeebuddha squeal and tuck and roll off this chair and go to the table
02:09:36 funkeebuddha it doesn't explode all right then i'm going to peek out over the table and then reach for it
02:09:36 ebondawn Chocolate roll?
02:09:37 havelgravelgut No
02:09:38 havelgravelgut It has numbers
02:09:43 funkeebuddha what does it look like oh boy
02:09:45 havelgravelgut Upon it
02:09:46 havelgravelgut It looks like in a specific pattern
02:09:48 havelgravelgut Or you know
02:09:51 havelgravelgut Layout you can give me a
02:09:53 havelgravelgut Investigation
02:09:54 funkeebuddha uh it's gonna go like a fart church oh that's
02:09:54 havelgravelgut Unfortunately an investigation check
02:10:03 havelgravelgut Parts in church
02:10:04 havelgravelgut Resonate quite well
02:10:06 havelgravelgut In the
02:10:07 ebondawn Especially Catholic church, the pews
02:10:08 funkeebuddha true oh
02:10:08 havelgravelgut Their coordinates
02:10:10 havelgravelgut coordinates yeah they're coordinates ng and they're coordinates to some
02:10:12 ebondawn The wood pews really get some good reverb
02:10:12 funkeebuddha Oh, so
02:10:14 ebondawn I kind of
02:10:18 havelgravelgut place uh to the south
02:10:21 havelgravelgut in the spine of the world yeah it would it doesn't look like if
02:10:24 funkeebuddha it's a completely different town, area.
02:10:30 havelgravelgut you you know you pull out your like
02:10:31 havelgravelgut you know adventurous map you will see that they're into the uh spine of the world to the south not
02:10:37 havelgravelgut not it wouldn't be in tin towns it would be some location in the mountains and she was at a table
02:10:42 troyjohnsen something ng is doing without us knowing or
02:10:45 havelgravelgut table over here yeah you
02:10:46 troyjohnsen but do we know about it is like investigation at all or i'm just
02:10:47 ebondawn assumed
02:10:48 ebondawn I don't
02:10:49 funkeebuddha There's nothing else on the thing?
02:10:51 funkeebuddha That's it?
02:10:52 funkeebuddha Just the numbers?
02:10:53 funkeebuddha I'm still
02:10:53 havelgravelgut could probably uh you could probably watch him uh watch him do you know
02:10:58 havelgravelgut then a rabbit yeah he's
02:10:59 ebondawn know, you see
02:10:59 ebondawn I mean, that's
02:11:00 troyjohnsen i'm just wondering if if ng is
02:11:01 troyjohnsen is like sharing this like quest information with us or if it's just got his own side quest for now
02:11:07 troyjohnsen oh my
02:11:08 funkeebuddha kind of checking it.
02:11:10 havelgravelgut looking he's looking but you do notice this Dwarven woman come up and she
02:11:14 havelgravelgut hikes her leg up on the table Angie she has the largest Bush you've ever seen hey
02:11:18 funkeebuddha I'm thinking, booze he's ever seen, too.
02:11:19 troyjohnsen god they put
02:11:24 funkeebuddha I'm kind of busy over here, toots.
02:11:27 havelgravelgut there a little
02:11:27 havelgravelgut one you want a drink I'm taking orders she walks
02:11:32 funkeebuddha Hey, I think I'm okay on that.
02:11:34 funkeebuddha I don't really touch the stuff.
02:11:39 funkeebuddha I think my friends over there, though, they might be looking.
02:11:43 havelgravelgut over to the table and she hikes up the leg you
02:11:45 havelgravelgut you know, onto this and all of you see
02:11:48 havelgravelgut into the heart of
02:11:49 havelgravelgut darkness. Ah, you
02:11:51 funkeebuddha It's so angry.
02:11:54 ashtonias jungle you've got there gorgeous
02:11:56 ashtonias just Dreadie Mercurie's not
02:11:57 havelgravelgut want
02:11:57 havelgravelgut to go, you want to go, uh,
02:11:59 havelgravelgut you want to get your machete and see what
02:12:01 havelgravelgut traitors you're fighting? That's
02:12:05 ashtonias really in the mood for bushwhacking right now but uh maybe scales over
02:12:06 ebondawn a
02:12:10 ashtonias there we
02:12:10 havelgravelgut called
02:12:11 havelgravelgut a low beard.
02:12:12 ebondawn Yes, I was going to say it's a magnificent
02:12:14 ebondawn low beard, but where's your normal
02:12:16 ebondawn beard?
02:12:18 havelgravelgut Uh, in, in my world,
02:12:21 havelgravelgut we don't have low beards
02:12:23 havelgravelgut because it grosses the DM out.
02:12:25 havelgravelgut We don't have high beards because
02:12:27 havelgravelgut it grosses the DM out, yeah.
02:12:30 ebondawn I'm just looking at
02:12:34 funkeebuddha Is she a dwarf or a human?
02:12:36 havelgravelgut She's dwarf.
02:12:38 whygod4007 The low beard is in the image, I see.
02:12:41 ebondawn She doesn't have a proper
02:12:41 havelgravelgut Yes.
02:12:42 ebondawn She doesn't have a proper high beard.
02:12:45 troyjohnsen a little bit of beard in her drink too gross yeah i
02:12:47 havelgravelgut A little bit. She, uh,
02:12:49 havelgravelgut I think that's like
02:12:51 havelgravelgut the head dissipating on a beer.
02:12:54 troyjohnsen know i know it looks like
02:12:54 havelgravelgut Yeah.
02:12:55 troyjohnsen he got a little confused and put some looks like
02:12:57 havelgravelgut What about the rest of you? Anybody want anything
02:12:59 havelgravelgut to drink? And then she kind of
02:13:00 bad token very long
02:13:02 havelgravelgut nods downwards, or eat.
02:13:05 troyjohnsen scales was getting in there right i think
02:13:06 ebondawn I mean,
02:13:07 havelgravelgut Yeah, Scales,
02:13:08 havelgravelgut what do you say? You don't say.
02:13:12 bad token tongue
02:13:17 bad token oh yeah
02:13:18 ebondawn I'll
02:13:18 ebondawn take a pint before you go
02:13:21 ebondawn do whatever the fuck it is you guys are gonna do.
02:13:24 havelgravelgut No, no, I gotta
02:13:25 havelgravelgut work, but if you're staying here,
02:13:27 havelgravelgut I get off around 11.
02:13:31 havelgravelgut She turns, and you see that
02:13:33 havelgravelgut the back low beard is just
02:13:35 havelgravelgut as thick as the front.
02:13:38 funkeebuddha Oh, boy.
02:13:40 troyjohnsen she's
02:13:40 troyjohnsen gonna get off at about 11 0 5 2 all
02:13:46 havelgravelgut this also was the place that was rumored to be where uh bot winners
02:13:54 havelgravelgut uh launched from
02:13:56 havelgravelgut so the bar keeps or the members of the staff might know of such things you well i
02:14:02 funkeebuddha We still haven't found our food?
02:14:05 havelgravelgut mean you
02:14:05 havelgravelgut started looking for him he's talking she will return
02:14:07 funkeebuddha I thought we
02:14:07 troyjohnsen right i mean
02:14:08 funkeebuddha Oh, I thought we did
02:14:09 ashtonias asked the ghost we asked the sound check from where
02:14:10 funkeebuddha Oh my
02:14:16 havelgravelgut with the pint for Kaldur Gravelgut there you go
02:14:18 havelgravelgut Oh, Kinsman, Treddy,
02:14:21 ebondawn You hungry?
02:14:25 whygod4007 Rico, just to recap,
02:14:30 whygod4007 I want to write this down for my notes.
02:14:32 whygod4007 What do I need to avoid doing to remain clean?
02:14:40 whygod4007 uh oh what are the biggies okay okay
02:14:41 troyjohnsen there's there's lots of stuff it would take
02:14:42 troyjohnsen take forever to go through it all i mean most mostly as long as you as long as you follow the
02:14:49 troyjohnsen moon and keep being badass you're all good bro yeah well
02:14:54 whygod4007 just don't don't do gay stuff okay so the real
02:14:59 whygod4007 tenet is just don't be gay oh oh
02:15:03 troyjohnsen no that's that's vow number number eight
02:15:09 havelgravelgut you hear, seems to
02:15:15 ashtonias y'all gonna have to excuse
02:15:17 havelgravelgut come from outside.
02:15:18 havelgravelgut Nobody else hears this.
02:15:23 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie for a moment Dreadie Mercurie pokes his head outside well
02:15:31 ebondawn There's even more weird shit going on.
02:15:35 ebondawn I just want to drink my fucking beer.
02:15:39 ebondawn How's the beer?
02:15:43 havelgravelgut Here is a delicious call.
02:15:43 ebondawn Beer decent?
02:15:47 havelgravelgut It is malty, and it just immediately gives you the tummy warmies.
02:15:47 ebondawn Makes up
02:15:53 havelgravelgut That's right.
02:15:55 ebondawn for the
02:15:55 ebondawn lack of high beard right there.
02:16:00 havelgravelgut This fisherman, he looks around.
02:16:03 havelgravelgut That's a beautiful tune, I must admit.
02:16:05 havelgravelgut meant oh no
02:16:10 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie appreciates that but it wasn't coming
02:16:11 ebondawn Am I
02:16:13 ashtonias Coming from Dreadie Mercurie.
02:16:15 havelgravelgut it was coming from me ah william moon yes indeed
02:16:25 troyjohnsen oh my god rico's
02:16:30 funkeebuddha god
02:16:32 ashtonias Well, hi there, William.
02:16:33 havelgravelgut it is i my new disciple i am so
02:16:37 havelgravelgut thrilled that you that you uh you know he
02:16:46 havelgravelgut seems to be distracted he's like patting himself where
02:16:48 havelgravelgut the fuck did i put that all right
02:16:52 ashtonias Yeah, Dreadie Mercurie never agreed to being anybody's disciple.
02:16:57 havelgravelgut that's cool you just got to do what i say now
02:17:01 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's not doing that either.
02:17:02 havelgravelgut well you kind of have to also the gay stuff's
02:17:03 ashtonias Or what?
02:17:10 havelgravelgut not real that's not real
02:17:15 ashtonias Do you mean you're lying to my friend Rico?
02:17:18 havelgravelgut it's it's more complicated it's more complicated than that uh rico's daddy has a very specific
02:17:26 havelgravelgut version of whatever they're doing and uh i i need you guys help you you're the lead singer of the
02:17:34 havelgravelgut band it's important you're on board there's something very bad that is happening throughout
02:17:39 havelgravelgut out toro and um for whatever whatever reason the weave of fate has decided that your
02:17:48 havelgravelgut band is going
02:17:49 havelgravelgut to be at the crux of survival or destruction no what
02:17:55 ashtonias Well, if you want Dreadie Mercurie's cooperation,
02:17:57 ashtonias I think you're going to have to be absolutely honest with Dreadie Mercurie.
02:18:00 ashtonias Now, aren't you?
02:18:07 havelgravelgut i mean i told you the gay stuff's not real
02:18:10 havelgravelgut that's kind of honest trinity you
02:18:14 ashtonias You're going to need more than that to sway me.
02:18:21 havelgravelgut can't handle the truth my beautiful semi-tight bottomed very
02:18:27 havelgravelgut very talented vocalist what do you
02:18:30 ebondawn tight-bobbed? Rude?
02:18:34 ashtonias You know, Flattery will get you halfway there.
02:18:39 ashtonias The truth will get you the worst way.
02:18:39 ebondawn By the way,
02:18:40 ebondawn I do want to point out
02:18:42 ebondawn I don't know if this is a hidden thing
02:18:44 ebondawn but it feels intentional
02:18:48 ebondawn what the fuck is going on with William Boone's
02:18:50 ebondawn shadow oh nothing
02:18:53 havelgravelgut mean he goes
02:18:57 funkeebuddha The horns
02:19:02 havelgravelgut look i bet you i can get freakier than you ready
02:19:05 ashtonias Shit.
02:19:08 havelgravelgut i don't
02:19:14 ashtonias Is this going to be a contest of freak?
02:19:17 havelgravelgut have time right now but i did once bang a horse he walks towards the ship and vanishes
02:19:22 funkeebuddha And what?
02:19:26 havelgravelgut as
02:19:26 havelgravelgut he kind of steps on board he did
02:19:30 funkeebuddha You want us to get on that ship?
02:19:32 ashtonias He said he did once bang a horse.
02:19:35 ashtonias He told me that.
02:19:37 havelgravelgut and he walks towards the ship when he walks on no he's like
02:19:37 funkeebuddha Uh, sorry
02:19:40 havelgravelgut no i don't want you to follow him back inside
02:19:50 troyjohnsen going rico's going through a couple more of the the tenants but oh
02:19:50 havelgravelgut yeah he is gone uh Kaldur Gravelgut you're pulling
02:19:52 ashtonias Is he gone?
02:19:54 ashtonias I'm going to check the ship.
02:19:58 havelgravelgut a big
02:19:59 havelgravelgut red hair out of your beard, but it
02:20:01 havelgravelgut didn't get in your mouth. Rico,
02:20:03 havelgravelgut what were you asking?
02:20:04 troyjohnsen he's just
02:20:05 troyjohnsen going through a few more of the tenants with roadie because roadie seemed interested
02:20:08 havelgravelgut Oh, God. It's
02:20:09 ebondawn which
02:20:10 ebondawn hair is it
02:20:13 havelgravelgut a low beard.
02:20:14 ebondawn oh Jesus Christ
02:20:15 ebondawn what do
02:20:18 funkeebuddha There's nothing else on this thing, right?
02:20:20 funkeebuddha This disc, whatever you gave me
02:20:23 havelgravelgut You got a cylindrical stone that has
02:20:25 havelgravelgut coordinates on it, NG. Are you going to share
02:20:27 havelgravelgut it with your party?
02:20:28 funkeebuddha Yeah, I'm gonna go
02:20:30 funkeebuddha Hey, uh
02:20:32 funkeebuddha Hey, temporary bandmates
02:20:35 funkeebuddha Uh, some weird creepy guy
02:20:37 havelgravelgut You do,
02:20:37 funkeebuddha I, in a cape, came up and just put this on a table in front of me.
02:20:42 funkeebuddha There's coordinates on it, but I don't know where he's trying to get us to go.
02:20:47 funkeebuddha You guys know anything about this kind of stuff?
02:20:51 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut.
02:20:53 havelgravelgut And you also know
02:20:54 funkeebuddha It's also...
02:20:54 ebondawn I know
02:20:54 ebondawn oh yeah
02:20:54 havelgravelgut it takes you about two minutes before you
02:20:57 funkeebuddha Oh, shit.
02:20:58 havelgravelgut triangulate on your map where those
02:20:59 havelgravelgut coordinates go, too, and
02:21:01 havelgravelgut that's Argent Hall.
02:21:08 ebondawn this is like a stronghold where
02:21:12 ebondawn like my king
02:21:13 ebondawn and his old friends
02:21:15 ebondawn like they took it away from those
02:21:17 ebondawn fucking Durgar and
02:21:19 ebondawn kind of established
02:21:21 ebondawn like a moon place.
02:21:24 ebondawn You'll probably like it, Rico.
02:21:25 ebondawn There's a Selenite temple
02:21:28 ebondawn there. I hear it's pretty nice
02:21:32 ebondawn considering the fact that it's in the middle of a desolate
02:21:34 ebondawn frozen wasteland.
02:21:35 havelgravelgut Can I hear
02:21:36 funkeebuddha I didn't see...
02:21:37 havelgravelgut Did I hear somebody say Twitter guard?
02:21:40 ebondawn You did hear me say it.
02:21:42 havelgravelgut Y'all getting like a spit, you know, like loop.
02:21:46 havelgravelgut Eventually she's going.
02:21:49 funkeebuddha I didn't notice anything on the person that gave me that, right?
02:21:52 ashtonias Do you guys do that every time you hear the word do-it-yourself?
02:21:54 havelgravelgut He was, he was, Angie, you know, you know, a cell and a courier sell sword
02:22:02 havelgravelgut at that when you see one.
02:22:05 havelgravelgut That was, he was hired to deliver that message to you.
02:22:09 havelgravelgut The, the bushy bartender, we'll call her Barbara Bush.
02:22:13 havelgravelgut She, uh, she says, yeah, you know, they say that they're sometimes still
02:22:14 ebondawn You did,
02:22:21 havelgravelgut spotted around the docks.
02:22:24 havelgravelgut And also they say that they still sniff out duergar from time to time up near Caer Deneval.
02:22:34 havelgravelgut Anyway, here's another beer on me.
02:22:36 havelgravelgut Pretty sure I had a big old pube in your last one.
02:22:38 havelgravelgut That's my, that's my bad.
02:22:41 ebondawn but that's alright.
02:22:42 ebondawn Thank you kindly.
02:22:44 havelgravelgut It's hard to keep, hard to keep the little beer, you know, uh, wrangled and she winks at scale.
02:22:57 ebondawn Knock yourself out, Snills.
02:23:00 havelgravelgut So does anybody want to inquire with any of the staff about Botwitters or do we want to retire?
02:23:03 ebondawn Yeah, I'm trying to figure out
02:23:06 funkeebuddha We should throw it in the box, though.
02:23:08 ebondawn I keep forgetting, what are we doing with the bot again?
02:23:11 ebondawn It's written down somewhere, I don't think
02:23:12 havelgravelgut Botwitters was last seen on the eastern side of the East Haven Dock.
02:23:16 funkeebuddha No shame.
02:23:17 havelgravelgut He launched from Big Fat Knucklehead and you received a seance kind of hint from the white lady that
02:23:26 havelgravelgut said Eastern Bank North, like so.
02:23:30 troyjohnsen Let's ask about him, because there might be treasure involved too, I think, as part of it, right?
02:23:33 havelgravelgut Indeed.
02:23:35 funkeebuddha Hmm. C
02:23:36 ebondawn Yeah, I guess I should write this, I'll see here
02:23:38 ebondawn We got a cylinder
02:23:43 ebondawn Forgot how to spell cylinder
02:23:45 ebondawn I'm getting a message
02:23:45 funkeebuddha -Y-L-I-N-D-E-R.
02:23:47 havelgravelgut You approach and this fisherman looks up at you and goes, excuse me, ma'am.
02:23:47 funkeebuddha No, here.
02:23:50 havelgravelgut do you want something oh oh that explains it yep yep yep what's up what
02:23:53 troyjohnsen Oh no, I'm a guy. I'm an elf. Did you see my moonsword?
02:23:53 ebondawn You said
02:24:01 troyjohnsen No way a chick could wield that.
02:24:05 havelgravelgut do you need
02:24:05 havelgravelgut bot bot litters yeah i
02:24:06 troyjohnsen Oh, well, we're looking for this guy, Doc Witters.
02:24:13 havelgravelgut mean he's been gone for over seven days there's no way he's still alive
02:24:20 havelgravelgut but but it's but he launched
02:24:21 troyjohnsen Oh shit, where'd he go?
02:24:27 whygod4007 i've been been i've been muted i've been trying i was like
02:24:28 havelgravelgut from what'd you say uh god yeah he
02:24:32 whygod4007 we already know his location because the white lady told us right well she
02:24:37 havelgravelgut left out of the eastern dock and
02:24:39 havelgravelgut sailed up he was on his boat he had put eastern shore they're just
02:24:41 whygod4007 told us that he was
02:24:42 whygod4007 was on the uh east northeastern shore is the
02:24:49 havelgravelgut asking him yeah but i saw him
02:24:50 havelgravelgut when he launched that day he didn't look he wasn't drunk like he's sometimes been he was uh uh that
02:24:55 troyjohnsen I see.
02:24:56 ebondawn the door guard were at
02:24:58 ebondawn Karakonig and near Argent Hall
02:24:59 ebondawn And the town
02:25:00 havelgravelgut well the no the duergar spotted near the docks in east near the easthaven ferry and they have
02:25:08 havelgravelgut have been spotted in
02:25:09 funkeebuddha Here, then the ball.
02:25:11 havelgravelgut Cairdineval, the
02:25:12 havelgravelgut other Cair town.
02:25:16 troyjohnsen So, maybe we should
02:25:18 troyjohnsen rest the night here and then decide if we're
02:25:20 troyjohnsen going after this bot
02:25:22 troyjohnsen guy.
02:25:27 ebondawn we're in right now
02:25:28 ebondawn Is East Haven
02:25:29 havelgravelgut Yes, indeed.
02:25:30 havelgravelgut You have a, let's see, you can
02:25:33 havelgravelgut do a noon gig at the Wet Trout
02:25:35 havelgravelgut or evening gig at the Wet Trout
02:25:35 troyjohnsen Yeah, we
02:25:37 havelgravelgut band
02:25:39 havelgravelgut tomorrow, and then the next day will be
02:25:41 havelgravelgut Burning Man.
02:25:43 funkeebuddha So this guy took off on a boat?
02:25:43 ebondawn Well
02:25:43 ebondawn I don't want to give
02:25:45 havelgravelgut This guy's launched from the dock
02:25:45 ashtonias God damn.
02:25:46 ashtonias before we
02:25:47 havelgravelgut on his boat. Yes, his small
02:25:48 havelgravelgut fishing keel boat.
02:25:50 troyjohnsen could spend tomorrow looking for him,
02:25:51 ebondawn Time to
02:25:52 ebondawn So let's go do the noon show
02:25:52 troyjohnsen right? That
02:25:55 havelgravelgut Okay.
02:25:56 havelgravelgut OK, the noon show and then and then launch and look for bot after that.
02:25:56 ebondawn This is
02:26:01 troyjohnsen sounds good.
02:26:01 whygod4007 is the noon show the burning man okay in a
02:26:04 havelgravelgut No, that's the next day.
02:26:07 ebondawn just
02:26:07 ebondawn This is just a shitty gig
02:26:10 ebondawn Yeah man
02:26:10 ebondawn Guy said he's going to give you $10
02:26:12 ebondawn But you're only going to get $8
02:26:15 havelgravelgut It's like, wow.
02:26:16 havelgravelgut OK, so you were giving me way below the bare minimum and now you're getting below.
02:26:19 havelgravelgut Gotcha.
02:26:20 havelgravelgut Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
02:26:21 ebondawn That's what the booker man said
02:26:23 ebondawn I just think of Pat Noswell
02:26:24 ashtonias play any concerts or anything i want to like uh kind of like sidle up behind rico and
02:26:31 ashtonias uh just let him know that i met with uh william moon recently it was
02:26:39 troyjohnsen Oh, fuck yeah, man. How'd it go?
02:26:43 ashtonias uh illuminating to say the
02:26:45 ashtonias least you know moon and i illuminating he did tell me that uh it's that
02:26:46 troyjohnsen Yeah, did he
02:26:47 troyjohnsen illuminate you with his moonlight?
02:26:51 ebondawn That's so
02:26:51 ebondawn If you
02:26:54 ashtonias it's okay to do the
02:26:56 ashtonias gay stuff, so if you have anything repressed or anything
02:27:00 ashtonias like that, feel free to explore those areas.
02:27:01 troyjohnsen That doesn't sound like it.
02:27:02 funkeebuddha I just got back.
02:27:06 havelgravelgut Rico.
02:27:06 havelgravelgut Yeah, that's not all that.
02:27:07 havelgravelgut You don't have obviously original tablets, but you do have, you know, like you're you're basically your Bible, you know, that are just like tablets.
02:27:15 troyjohnsen Yeah, I'll take
02:27:17 troyjohnsen out the pamphlet and show him the
02:27:19 troyjohnsen verse. Wait a minute.
02:27:19 havelgravelgut There's a new one.
02:27:20 havelgravelgut And it says actually gay stuff is fine
02:27:26 ashtonias Damn, that son of a bitch changed them!
02:27:31 whygod4007 different
02:27:31 whygod4007 chisel shape okay oh wow
02:27:33 havelgravelgut It's pretty close
02:27:34 havelgravelgut To the original chisel
02:27:36 troyjohnsen no i don't have i don't have the plates i have so it's
02:27:37 ashtonias I want to try and examine those,
02:27:38 havelgravelgut It's got a pamphlet
02:27:39 havelgravelgut It's like a print
02:27:40 havelgravelgut Same font though
02:27:41 ashtonias Rico.
02:27:41 ashtonias Do you
02:27:44 troyjohnsen it's like the don't be gay crossed out
02:27:47 troyjohnsen that's weird
02:27:48 havelgravelgut The don't be gay is not crossed out
02:27:49 havelgravelgut But it's just like actually we changed our minds
02:27:51 havelgravelgut Gay stuff is okay
02:27:52 havelgravelgut There's an asterisk
02:27:54 havelgravelgut It was very fine print Rico
02:27:56 whygod4007 you just never read that second sentence the whole time or the
02:27:57 troyjohnsen it's really weird because my dad was pretty clear about it well
02:28:07 ashtonias mind if Dreadie Mercurie gets a closer look at those tablets?
02:28:10 havelgravelgut This is just a pamphlet
02:28:11 troyjohnsen i don't have the
02:28:11 troyjohnsen tablets i just have my dad's translation but yeah i've got plenty of them and i'll get i'll give him
02:28:16 troyjohnsen one of the pamphlets it's like a little book you know are
02:28:21 ashtonias These are identical
02:28:22 ebondawn hit that you should probably do it now
02:28:24 ebondawn We got a gig coming up in about an hour
02:28:27 havelgravelgut By the way
02:28:27 ebondawn Or I guess you could
02:28:28 havelgravelgut You need to go select a bed
02:28:31 havelgravelgut By moving to these
02:28:33 ebondawn I tried
02:28:33 havelgravelgut going upstairs and finding your room
02:28:35 havelgravelgut correct
02:28:40 ashtonias to the same pamphlets he gave out at the
02:28:42 ashtonias the last bar right could i compare them this is
02:28:47 havelgravelgut except they now say
02:28:49 havelgravelgut yeah all of them
02:28:51 havelgravelgut say that
02:28:51 havelgravelgut I will
02:28:55 ashtonias just getting weirder and weirder and not in a good
02:28:58 ashtonias way i was
02:29:02 havelgravelgut drag you to the steps
02:29:05 whygod4007 where the
02:29:06 whygod4007 bedrooms up here okay they were right here okay see it's
02:29:07 havelgravelgut go through
02:29:08 havelgravelgut you move to the steps
02:29:08 funkeebuddha We're going to bed?
02:29:11 havelgravelgut you'll select
02:29:13 ebondawn to go upstairs
02:29:13 ebondawn like didn't
02:29:15 ebondawn it like started
02:29:16 funkeebuddha We're going to bed?
02:29:19 havelgravelgut your bed
02:29:19 havelgravelgut here I'll
02:29:23 whygod4007 tight they're like
02:29:23 ebondawn loading
02:29:23 ebondawn and then it just stopped and now
02:29:25 ebondawn it says I'm on the second floor but I'm
02:29:27 ebondawn not there we go
02:29:29 havelgravelgut pull you
02:29:29 havelgravelgut oh there you go
02:29:31 ebondawn just took a look
02:29:35 ebondawn I mean
02:29:40 havelgravelgut as the hour grows late
02:29:42 havelgravelgut it's time to get some much needed rest
02:29:44 havelgravelgut the rooms are quite nice
02:29:45 havelgravelgut Nice. With personal
02:29:47 havelgravelgut fireplaces, even. This place is nice.
02:29:52 troyjohnsen you are you reading are you reading
02:29:53 ebondawn it's all right
02:29:54 troyjohnsen through the uh
02:29:55 ebondawn above are those
02:29:57 havelgravelgut Say what now?
02:29:58 troyjohnsen is Dreadie Mercurie reading through the
02:29:59 troyjohnsen book just looking
02:30:02 ashtonias simply comparing the the ones you passed out before to these ones because it's really weird
02:30:08 troyjohnsen at those
02:30:08 troyjohnsen just one path he's not actually reading
02:30:08 ashtonias that they changed yep not actually reading the book i believe
02:30:10 troyjohnsen the book the book the book of
02:30:14 troyjohnsen munanite you know
02:30:19 havelgravelgut Ready. You're
02:30:20 havelgravelgut selecting that route?
02:30:23 ashtonias so jesus christ
02:30:28 ebondawn of us who haven't pledged our fealty to the
02:30:30 ebondawn fucking fake moon god able
02:30:32 ebondawn to level up
02:30:33 ebondawn not Jesus
02:30:34 havelgravelgut Yes, you can. Everybody can
02:30:35 havelgravelgut level up. You can import yourself or
02:30:37 havelgravelgut we'll do it for you. See, I changed them.
02:30:41 ashtonias you're scared
02:30:41 funkeebuddha Can you
02:30:42 ashtonias shit out of Dreadie Mercurie well Dreadie Mercurie
02:30:43 havelgravelgut No, William
02:30:44 havelgravelgut Moon.
02:30:48 ebondawn Christ William
02:30:51 ebondawn No, I'll try to
02:30:53 havelgravelgut I'm important.
02:30:54 ebondawn In the fucking cobalt cookie, yeah
02:30:57 havelgravelgut I'm important to you already.
02:30:57 ebondawn Thank you
02:31:01 funkeebuddha He's going to show you that it's okay
02:31:01 havelgravelgut Scarlet.
02:31:03 funkeebuddha to be gay.
02:31:05 havelgravelgut No, I mean...
02:31:05 bad token can you import me
02:31:06 bad token it does
02:31:07 havelgravelgut Yeah, I will.
02:31:08 havelgravelgut see i changed the stupid pamphlets uh too
02:31:13 funkeebuddha That's not how.
02:31:15 ashtonias appreciates that i was probably going to leave paul rico with some
02:31:18 ashtonias some confusing sexual identity
02:31:20 ashtonias later on in life, but
02:31:22 havelgravelgut late too late
02:31:25 ebondawn Apple can you can you put a?
02:31:29 ebondawn Manifold tool and I know you're gonna hate me a shield plus one on my character sheet, please
02:31:39 havelgravelgut do you want you made a plus one weapon with your goddamn replica
02:31:40 ashtonias give every
02:31:45 havelgravelgut this
02:31:45 ebondawn Plus one shield is specifically that if you could make with replicates magic
02:31:57 funkeebuddha No.
02:32:02 whygod4007 a fancier version
02:32:03 whygod4007 version of plus one shield and and
02:32:05 ashtonias enemy that attacks
02:32:07 ebondawn There's like your posting shield and stuff, but
02:32:07 ashtonias Kaldur Gravelgut a DM
02:32:08 ashtonias buff, plus one.
02:32:09 troyjohnsen you know you could spread the love
02:32:11 ebondawn For now
02:32:13 troyjohnsen you could spread the love give that give that
02:32:15 troyjohnsen shield to uh the scales
02:32:17 troyjohnsen i don't
02:32:19 bad token like shields
02:32:19 bad token I know
02:32:20 ebondawn That's absolutely right
02:32:21 ebondawn I couldn't do that
02:32:25 havelgravelgut all right uh jays as you all lay
02:32:28 funkeebuddha can you report me please i'm tiny
02:32:33 havelgravelgut used down what'd you say rico you're not
02:32:34 troyjohnsen think i don't even by the
02:32:35 troyjohnsen way i'm not i'm not in the room
02:32:40 troyjohnsen just put me anywhere
02:32:42 havelgravelgut in the room there we go
02:32:43 ebondawn Don't worry I do plan on sharing
02:32:44 ebondawn But for now this is my only source of
02:32:46 troyjohnsen there's only five rooms
02:32:46 ebondawn And you're
02:32:48 troyjohnsen i want to
02:32:48 havelgravelgut Oh yeah, there are five rooms. You're going to have to double up who you're
02:32:50 havelgravelgut spooning with. That's
02:32:52 funkeebuddha so if you want to stay in here plus i only sleep four hours
02:32:54 funkeebuddha there you go perfect
02:32:56 troyjohnsen hang out with scales because
02:32:57 troyjohnsen he's a badass paladin like me
02:32:59 havelgravelgut also true.
02:32:59 havelgravelgut Angie, you probably
02:33:00 whygod4007 he's gonna be doing fun stuff at 11 p.m like sometimes
02:33:03 havelgravelgut feel way cozier on that chair
02:33:05 havelgravelgut actually because it's like a very nice chair
02:33:07 havelgravelgut and it's the perfect size for you.
02:33:09 troyjohnsen yeah scales will probably kick me i don't
02:33:10 ebondawn going to sleep
02:33:11 ebondawn The cut there
02:33:13 havelgravelgut Scales, as you
02:33:14 havelgravelgut are kind of resting and before Rico's
02:33:16 havelgravelgut like, I'm going to go see what Scales is doing.
02:33:19 havelgravelgut Scales, you
02:33:21 havelgravelgut see
02:33:22 havelgravelgut a vision. You hear a tune
02:33:27 havelgravelgut actually.
02:33:35 havelgravelgut It's someone playing
02:33:36 havelgravelgut a saxophone.
02:33:40 havelgravelgut it looks like, but it sounds a higher
02:33:42 havelgravelgut timbre than yours, maybe an alto
02:33:44 havelgravelgut sax? Yeah, maybe
02:33:46 bad token maybe
02:33:46 bad token my tokens in
02:33:47 havelgravelgut like one of them Kenny G
02:33:50 havelgravelgut platinum saxophones
02:33:52 havelgravelgut manifesting before you as a shimmering
02:33:55 havelgravelgut platinum dragonborn.
02:33:58 havelgravelgut He holds up that
02:33:59 havelgravelgut Kenny G saxophone and
02:34:02 havelgravelgut starts wailing on it. Give me a performance
02:34:04 havelgravelgut check. Ooh, scales.
02:34:13 ebondawn Like fucking Lily was here starts playing
02:34:19 havelgravelgut You hit some sour notes.
02:34:21 havelgravelgut You know what? That's okay.
02:34:22 havelgravelgut We don't have to jam anymore.
02:34:26 havelgravelgut Look at that.
02:34:27 ebondawn Yeah you're
02:34:29 havelgravelgut He turned
02:34:35 havelgravelgut You're on your way
02:34:36 havelgravelgut But you need practice
02:34:45 havelgravelgut You
02:34:46 havelgravelgut Shall see
02:34:46 funkeebuddha you change the
02:34:47 havelgravelgut And Scales as you like
02:34:52 havelgravelgut Try to go after him you like
02:34:54 havelgravelgut Wake up from
02:34:56 havelgravelgut You know you dozed off
02:34:57 havelgravelgut And
02:35:00 havelgravelgut Where are you actually where I don't see
02:35:03 havelgravelgut You
02:35:05 havelgravelgut Troy your tokens
02:35:08 troyjohnsen think i'm up here okay
02:35:11 havelgravelgut Pick up
02:35:13 funkeebuddha room like this whole room look one way and now it looks
02:35:16 funkeebuddha different now it looks normally yeah my
02:35:17 troyjohnsen i mean i i would probably actually know that scales is going to have company so
02:35:17 bad token the kitchen is my
02:35:24 troyjohnsen i'll go hang out with angie
02:35:26 funkeebuddha bed is empty i'm sleeping on the chair who does yes
02:35:30 havelgravelgut to someone
02:35:31 havelgravelgut Knocking Scales
02:35:35 havelgravelgut And
02:35:37 havelgravelgut Dragonborn
02:35:45 bad token is my token in my room on your screen okay let me i'm gonna
02:35:48 funkeebuddha Yes.
02:35:50 ebondawn eating while I'm right here
02:35:50 ebondawn That's good
02:35:51 bad token refresh this it was in the kitchen for me downstairs uh invite
02:35:54 havelgravelgut Oh, gotcha, gotcha, I think you're
02:35:56 havelgravelgut Yes, you
02:35:57 ebondawn Making pancakes making bacon pancakes
02:36:01 whygod4007 you have
02:36:01 whygod4007 to like select the floor you're on to see things correctly or his
02:36:04 havelgravelgut do
02:36:06 ebondawn Take a bacon put it in a pancake
02:36:09 ebondawn Yeah it
02:36:11 havelgravelgut Molly's loading back in
02:36:12 havelgravelgut Yeah, the
02:36:14 bad token um beard lady in what's
02:36:20 bad token her name oh yeah uh barbara bush before we
02:36:23 havelgravelgut name's Barbara
02:36:24 havelgravelgut She puts
02:36:28 havelgravelgut You like roast beef
02:36:29 havelgravelgut And she puts a leg up on a chair
02:36:35 bad token begin i have a question do you
02:36:41 havelgravelgut What's that?
02:36:49 bad token like this music and i
02:36:51 bad token i play some saxophone for hold on i'm still loading it
02:36:54 havelgravelgut Play performance
02:36:55 havelgravelgut Give me a performance check
02:36:57 havelgravelgut Pretty good
02:36:59 bad token oh here molly burns scales performance
02:37:09 bad token it's not
02:37:12 ebondawn was
02:37:12 ebondawn One in the fucking morning
02:37:14 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:37:18 ebondawn oh he's
02:37:20 bad token it's not bad sorry i
02:37:22 havelgravelgut That's not bad at all
02:37:29 bad token uh was a bit unmoored can we
02:37:29 ebondawn poking mosquitoes
02:37:31 havelgravelgut Oh, that's alright
02:37:32 havelgravelgut You know what I heard helps more
02:37:34 havelgravelgut You munching rug
02:37:39 bad token just cuddle if you
02:37:45 havelgravelgut Well
02:37:45 havelgravelgut Can we cuddle after you munch my rug
02:37:49 havelgravelgut I was kind of looking forward to that
02:37:50 havelgravelgut I think
02:37:55 bad token wish
02:37:55 bad token do i need to do another performance check hey it was my
02:38:01 havelgravelgut she's
02:38:01 havelgravelgut So ready to pop
02:38:02 havelgravelgut She goes off like a gusher
02:38:08 havelgravelgut Alder
02:38:09 havelgravelgut There's so much noise going on
02:38:10 havelgravelgut It finally quiets down and something
02:38:12 havelgravelgut Tickles your ear
02:38:17 bad token ear i don't got ears
02:38:18 funkeebuddha Alder.
02:38:23 whygod4007 corner awesome to
02:38:24 ebondawn i'm on the right side up here what the fuck
02:38:24 funkeebuddha Ear holes.
02:38:29 havelgravelgut Hello
02:38:31 havelgravelgut Is this you
02:38:32 havelgravelgut Hello
02:38:33 ebondawn what i'm not
02:38:34 havelgravelgut Hello, Havel
02:38:36 havelgravelgut Oh, whoopsie
02:38:39 ebondawn no no i'm Kaldur Gravelgut who the fuck where are you and no
02:38:47 havelgravelgut daisy
02:38:48 havelgravelgut Sorry, I used a bloodstone rune
02:38:51 havelgravelgut And it's just
02:38:52 havelgravelgut It works through blood
02:38:54 havelgravelgut And so there's a lot of gravel guts
02:38:56 havelgravelgut I have been calling people all day
02:38:58 havelgravelgut Oh, jeez
02:39:00 havelgravelgut The name's App
02:39:00 ebondawn this is Kaldur Gravelgut have us by uncle oh wait
02:39:01 havelgravelgut Oh, you're my cousin, then
02:39:06 havelgravelgut I'm Astral
02:39:07 havelgravelgut I wouldn't
02:39:10 funkeebuddha Really?
02:39:12 ebondawn oh astro like the fruity one that's the son of navarro the proxy i mean
02:39:17 havelgravelgut say fruity
02:39:18 havelgravelgut I would say a hero that has saved a realm
02:39:22 ebondawn both things can be
02:39:23 ebondawn me through i didn't mean like offensive like i don't i don't
02:39:24 havelgravelgut That's true, that's true
02:39:26 havelgravelgut You know, it's a sprodinger's hero
02:39:28 havelgravelgut A year ago
02:39:31 ebondawn mind if you're fruity or whatever
02:39:32 ebondawn it's don't bother me i was
02:39:34 havelgravelgut What
02:39:34 havelgravelgut Oh well what you doing
02:39:35 ashtonias Shrouding his hero.
02:39:42 ebondawn trying to sleep and then you know my buddy stato's over there was
02:39:43 funkeebuddha Since I have you.
02:39:46 havelgravelgut Okay
02:39:48 ebondawn banging this lady across the way and it was kind of hard to sleep anyway what's up well she's
02:39:53 havelgravelgut What's the lady look like
02:39:56 ebondawn got
02:39:56 ebondawn a magnificent low beer but no high beer it's kind of weird but she's she's a liquor and she makes
02:40:02 ebondawn great beer or she serves it yeah well you know teach their
02:40:02 havelgravelgut That's called
02:40:04 havelgravelgut That's called a dwarven landing strip
02:40:10 ebondawn own uh what in
02:40:11 havelgravelgut So uh let me see
02:40:12 havelgravelgut Uh where are you right now
02:40:14 havelgravelgut And where is this one with the huge bush
02:40:18 ebondawn east haven up in the
02:40:19 ebondawn north in the big fat knucklehead where's the
02:40:20 havelgravelgut Oh jeez
02:40:21 havelgravelgut Yeah well
02:40:22 havelgravelgut Me and my some of my buddies are headed for the
02:40:26 havelgravelgut Deseret Valley if you want to have a
02:40:28 havelgravelgut You want to have a family reuse
02:40:32 ebondawn desert valley it sounds really funny um maybe
02:40:34 havelgravelgut it's where yeah it's pretty far
02:40:35 havelgravelgut it's where red larch I think it's where
02:40:37 havelgravelgut and then maybe to try more
02:40:44 ebondawn yeah i mean we're doing a tour right now but uh i
02:40:46 havelgravelgut no that's fine so do you
02:40:48 havelgravelgut make a good potato salad or are you more
02:40:50 havelgravelgut like a beans guy
02:40:54 ebondawn don't do a lot of cooking to be honest but
02:40:57 ebondawn But, I mean, clearly the
02:40:57 havelgravelgut okay sweet
02:40:58 ebondawn campsite would be better.
02:41:00 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut this goes on
02:41:01 havelgravelgut and on he just
02:41:02 funkeebuddha Yeah.
02:41:03 havelgravelgut and
02:41:04 ebondawn The thing is,
02:41:05 ebondawn this is the son of
02:41:08 ebondawn the proxy of Klangadin.
02:41:10 ebondawn I'm not going to insult him.
02:41:11 havelgravelgut sure
02:41:13 havelgravelgut and he is
02:41:14 ebondawn Like, I'm going to talk to him as long as he wants to talk to me.
02:41:14 havelgravelgut like Kaldur Gravelgut
02:41:16 ebondawn I'm like, oh, fuck, this is way above
02:41:18 ebondawn my A grade right now.
02:41:21 havelgravelgut he is using a blodstone
02:41:23 havelgravelgut rune which is a giant rune and uh it is it's like he somehow he's able to do this prolonged
02:41:25 ebondawn Yeah.
02:41:31 havelgravelgut ascending which i'm sure you're going to pick his brain about that and he will give you some
02:41:32 ebondawn Yeah.
02:41:36 havelgravelgut information on how it was crafted yeah my daddy helped me out because i actually killed something
02:41:41 havelgravelgut strong for once um let's see what is uh
02:41:44 funkeebuddha With my mace.
02:41:44 troyjohnsen what the was
02:41:49 havelgravelgut roadie you still hear it man it's getting
02:41:51 ebondawn It's like an astral grade.
02:41:55 funkeebuddha Son of a bitch.
02:41:58 ebondawn Yeah, I very much
02:41:59 havelgravelgut good
02:42:00 funkeebuddha Some of those drugs.
02:42:00 whygod4007 turn into my
02:42:01 whygod4007 sleeps oh you
02:42:05 havelgravelgut you feel it you you can hear it it's
02:42:08 havelgravelgut getting closer to your door it starts
02:42:13 whygod4007 can't have this bad this bad's not susceptible to your cultish ways i'm listening
02:42:21 havelgravelgut moving to the next door the the door
02:42:24 havelgravelgut next door like where Rico and NG are
02:42:26 havelgravelgut you're the
02:42:29 ashtonias what the hell
02:42:35 havelgravelgut doors right here there is
02:42:38 whygod4007 thing okay i run over
02:42:41 ashtonias he instinctively went to the cuck chair
02:42:43 ashtonias I feel
02:42:43 funkeebuddha Uh-huh.
02:42:44 funkeebuddha Oh, what the fuck?
02:42:46 havelgravelgut there it is it's right outside reaching
02:42:50 havelgravelgut for Rico's and NG's door it vanishes
02:42:57 funkeebuddha According to my thing, I can't be surprised while I'm sleeping or some shit.
02:43:02 whygod4007 and i i grab this thing or at least i attempt to i i
02:43:08 havelgravelgut Roadie you were having some you you you
02:43:10 havelgravelgut You come to, you are
02:43:12 havelgravelgut in your white tighties, I'm sure, and
02:43:14 havelgravelgut just sweating perfectly.
02:43:18 ebondawn And you know they're
02:43:19 ebondawn stained as hell. You
02:43:20 havelgravelgut Yeah, dude.
02:43:21 havelgravelgut No, you're not.
02:43:23 ashtonias like I'm missing
02:43:24 ashtonias some things
02:43:26 havelgravelgut You hear
02:43:29 havelgravelgut heavy breathing briefly outside your door,
02:43:31 havelgravelgut but it goes away.
02:43:35 funkeebuddha Pervert.
02:43:36 troyjohnsen that we'll go
02:43:38 funkeebuddha I think it was some kind of perverted people.
02:43:40 funkeebuddha You got to hear the noise going on next door to us.
02:43:42 funkeebuddha My man is doing some nasty stuff.
02:43:45 funkeebuddha Maybe it's when I have friends or something, you dig?
02:43:48 ebondawn hear
02:43:48 ebondawn Caldwell having a full-on conversation with someone
02:43:51 ebondawn to crumple.
02:43:53 funkeebuddha You're kind of drowned out with my scales, Roadie.
02:43:57 ebondawn Yeah, scale's fucking
02:43:57 troyjohnsen back to here we go go back to reading the book of moon and knight
02:43:58 ebondawn and I'm talking to somebody.
02:44:03 havelgravelgut There is a
02:44:06 havelgravelgut guitar pick on your
02:44:08 havelgravelgut bed when you return to your room.
02:44:10 troyjohnsen whose room okay
02:44:12 havelgravelgut Roadie,
02:44:13 havelgravelgut there are initials on it.
02:44:15 whygod4007 i bat it off the bed
02:44:16 whygod4007 into the corner i get i
02:44:25 whygod4007 get under the covers and i pull them over my head your sleep
02:44:29 ebondawn Oh. Yes.
02:44:29 havelgravelgut ng and rico uh ng rico is reading the fucking book of moon tonight to you
02:44:39 funkeebuddha I'm going to take my four hours of sleep while he's doing that.
02:44:43 funkeebuddha But my eyes don't close or open, so you can't really tell if I'm sleeping or not.
02:44:48 funkeebuddha So I'm just going to do it while I'm facing him.
02:44:50 troyjohnsen rico also rico also only needs four hours of sleep
02:44:50 havelgravelgut that's really gross william
02:44:55 whygod4007 pattern has
02:44:56 whygod4007 a slight head nod every once in a while just just keep it going i know
02:44:58 funkeebuddha Yeah, exactly.
02:44:58 funkeebuddha So my eyes are like
02:45:00 funkeebuddha Open like black
02:45:02 funkeebuddha Balls of jelly so you can't tell if I'm sleeping or not
02:45:04 funkeebuddha But I'm sleeping
02:45:07 havelgravelgut moon leans back the chair Dreadie Mercurie so anyway come on man what else do
02:45:09 ebondawn We're in the cut chair.
02:45:12 havelgravelgut you want dude come on be be a disciple i promise you're gonna like it it'll
02:45:19 ashtonias yeah nah
02:45:20 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie's not buying
02:45:22 ashtonias your uh
02:45:24 ashtonias your whole phantasmal show
02:45:27 ashtonias here
02:45:29 havelgravelgut make sense in the end
02:45:30 havelgravelgut I promise I'll fix your teeth
02:45:32 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie would like it to make sense now
02:45:39 ashtonias what's wrong with Dreadie Mercurie's teeth
02:45:42 havelgravelgut what's wrong
02:45:42 ebondawn Oh.
02:45:43 havelgravelgut with your teeth are you fucking
02:45:45 havelgravelgut kidding me
02:45:46 havelgravelgut I'm sorry I swear to god
02:45:51 havelgravelgut I thought you would have been aware of
02:45:52 havelgravelgut the massive overbite you have
02:45:54 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie ain't never hurt any of the ladies
02:45:54 havelgravelgut okay alright
02:45:57 ashtonias or the men
02:45:58 ashtonias I'm playing about Dredd's team.
02:46:00 ebondawn No, your teeth are perfectly fine, but Eddie, don't worry
02:46:01 havelgravelgut well you ever banged
02:46:03 ebondawn about it. You
02:46:05 havelgravelgut you ever banged a horse
02:46:08 ashtonias No, Dredd has not banged a horse.
02:46:12 havelgravelgut checkmate checkmate
02:46:13 havelgravelgut bitch
02:46:18 ashtonias Who are you really, William Moon?
02:46:21 havelgravelgut I'm William goddamn
02:46:22 havelgravelgut Moon motherfucker and he walks with
02:46:24 havelgravelgut his head
02:46:29 ashtonias Are you just going to keep showing up in my place?
02:46:32 ashtonias I call after you.
02:46:34 havelgravelgut pops back to the door yep i mean
02:46:39 ashtonias Shit.
02:46:41 funkeebuddha You're screwed now
02:46:43 ebondawn accepted
02:46:43 funkeebuddha Sweet
02:46:43 ebondawn the deal.
02:46:45 havelgravelgut those level ups were instrumental in your success
02:46:48 havelgravelgut so the rest of you should thank your rico was
02:46:55 ebondawn Well, it was it with Rico. Rico didn't get
02:46:57 ebondawn an insta-gib because of his, so...
02:46:59 havelgravelgut gonna do it always okay always rico had no hope
02:47:04 havelgravelgut rico's indoctrinated all right everybody can long rest the day
02:47:12 havelgravelgut will you have quite a uh
02:47:16 havelgravelgut uh you have quite holy shit ng you know all of the tenants of the moon nights and it is
02:47:22 havelgravelgut fucking nuts that is
02:47:24 ashtonias You have some of that shit in your sleep.
02:47:27 funkeebuddha It's gotta be a way
02:47:28 funkeebuddha To get this information out of my head
02:47:30 funkeebuddha No
02:47:31 troyjohnsen edgy were you paying any attention at all do you want me to do you dm you any any stuff or what
02:47:37 funkeebuddha It looked like I was awake
02:47:39 funkeebuddha But I was actually past that
02:47:40 troyjohnsen yeah i won't
02:47:40 ebondawn I mean, the nice
02:47:40 havelgravelgut so fucking funny that troy's like hey would you like to actually know the
02:47:44 havelgravelgut tenants of the moon nights hey hey troy i request that you dm him anyway because he
02:47:46 funkeebuddha Yeah
02:47:47 whygod4007 the tenants but i wasn't in
02:47:48 whygod4007 the room it's time
02:47:52 havelgravelgut ng wouldn't have
02:47:53 havelgravelgut had is you wouldn't have any choice edgy it was annoying like at some point 100 okay
02:47:58 ebondawn thing is that
02:47:59 ebondawn Eric theoretically has the choice not
02:48:01 ebondawn to click the message, but you know he's going
02:48:02 ebondawn to, because he's
02:48:04 funkeebuddha For me
02:48:04 ebondawn not going to be able to resist it.
02:48:07 troyjohnsen dm him because there there's information in there i won't uh
02:48:10 havelgravelgut all right
02:48:12 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:48:12 troyjohnsen I won't force you to watch it.
02:48:14 funkeebuddha Like crazy
02:48:15 havelgravelgut Were you curious
02:48:15 funkeebuddha Critical information?
02:48:18 ebondawn I mean, if you want to get that
02:48:18 havelgravelgut Alright
02:48:19 ebondawn information out of your head, I do know a guy.
02:48:23 havelgravelgut So
02:48:24 funkeebuddha I'm going to have to talk to him, mate.
02:48:24 havelgravelgut We want to head across town
02:48:27 havelgravelgut To
02:48:29 havelgravelgut The wet trout
02:48:31 havelgravelgut We can play us a little Iggy Poos
02:48:34 havelgravelgut Yeah
02:48:35 havelgravelgut Gross
02:48:35 funkeebuddha Sounds like a whorehouse.
02:48:38 whygod4007 for giggins oh wait
02:48:39 havelgravelgut A wet trout
02:48:44 havelgravelgut Let's see
02:48:47 ashtonias hey that's the name of the bar
02:48:48 ebondawn Oh, Dreadie Mercurie, don't forget
02:48:48 ashtonias oh yeah the potion
02:48:49 ebondawn you've got to make whatever you're going to make
02:48:51 ebondawn with the kit
02:48:54 ebondawn by today, by the end of today.
02:48:57 ashtonias of longevity
02:48:57 ashtonias could I have done that before bed or
02:48:58 ebondawn Yeah.
02:48:59 ashtonias I'm just
02:48:59 ebondawn Yeah, the gas station dick bill.
02:49:01 ebondawn I can help
02:49:02 funkeebuddha Angie comes running out of his room screaming.
02:49:05 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie
02:49:05 funkeebuddha I'm going
02:49:06 havelgravelgut Yeah he's
02:49:06 whygod4007 is that actually what the potion is but who
02:49:09 havelgravelgut He can make a potion of longevity
02:49:12 havelgravelgut Longevity. Dreadie Mercurie, you will
02:49:14 havelgravelgut need to make me an alchemy
02:49:16 havelgravelgut check. DC 15, and you have a
02:49:18 havelgravelgut plus one, but there's a chance
02:49:22 ebondawn him because I will use
02:49:23 ebondawn my manifold tool to get
02:49:25 ebondawn a herbalism kit
02:49:26 havelgravelgut you will
02:49:27 havelgravelgut have inspiration to do.
02:49:28 ebondawn and that will allow me to
02:49:32 ebondawn get proficiency
02:49:33 ebondawn with it so that I can help him.
02:49:36 troyjohnsen We also get
02:49:36 ebondawn It'll just give him a bit of raw rank.
02:49:40 ashtonias trying to find my
02:49:41 ashtonias skill
02:49:41 troyjohnsen Dreadie Mercurie gets to
02:49:42 troyjohnsen choose two people who get heroic
02:49:44 ashtonias so do I get
02:49:44 troyjohnsen inspiration. Dreadie Mercurie,
02:49:47 ashtonias advantage from him or
02:49:48 ashtonias from his help or
02:49:49 ebondawn By the
02:49:54 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, make a potion
02:49:54 funkeebuddha to have to keep him young forever.
02:49:55 havelgravelgut of longevity. This will de-age
02:49:57 havelgravelgut you, baby. It
02:50:03 ashtonias we'll just say that
02:50:03 funkeebuddha I'm going to turn the...
02:50:04 whygod4007 but but but
02:50:05 ashtonias I will
02:50:06 whygod4007 who wants to live forever oh there's
02:50:08 funkeebuddha Treadi?
02:50:11 havelgravelgut doesn't make
02:50:11 havelgravelgut you live forever. It just makes you, like, young
02:50:13 funkeebuddha Yeah.
02:50:13 havelgravelgut a little bit. All right. Welcome to the
02:50:15 havelgravelgut Wet Trout. Go on in.
02:50:17 funkeebuddha I'm going to wind up Des Moines.
02:50:21 havelgravelgut Yes.
02:50:23 troyjohnsen you get to give two people heroic
02:50:25 troyjohnsen inspiration during a long rest.
02:50:30 ashtonias give that to
02:50:33 ashtonias Kaldur Gravelgut and Rico
02:50:33 funkeebuddha Call me.
02:50:38 troyjohnsen Fuck yeah.
02:50:39 ebondawn way, when Kaldur Gravelgut helps you out
02:50:41 ebondawn he pulls out a tool and it looks like a giant
02:50:43 ebondawn Swiss army knife
02:50:45 ebondawn but when he pulls one of the arms out
02:50:47 ebondawn of it, it has like a fucking
02:50:49 ebondawn like an alembic and a flask
02:50:51 ebondawn in a beaker, like he just keeps pulling arms out
02:50:53 ebondawn and you're like, how the fuck does all that fit inside
02:50:55 ebondawn of this tool? It doesn't make any
02:50:57 ebondawn physical sense.
02:50:59 whygod4007 the stage i see the stage you're gonna
02:51:00 troyjohnsen We're here for a noon show.
02:51:03 troyjohnsen All right,
02:51:04 havelgravelgut Who do you go up to?
02:51:06 havelgravelgut Yes, you are, Rico.
02:51:11 havelgravelgut You were asking me, I thought you were asking the bar.
02:51:13 havelgravelgut The new scale does approach the bar, and the owner, Nimetra, is here.
02:51:19 havelgravelgut She looks over.
02:51:21 havelgravelgut Well met, kinsman.
02:51:22 havelgravelgut But what do you require?
02:51:29 bad token i need a drink your strongest
02:51:30 havelgravelgut What was that again?
02:51:36 havelgravelgut What kind of drink do you need?
02:51:44 ebondawn Poison it is.
02:51:45 ebondawn Oh.
02:51:46 havelgravelgut Let's see.
02:51:48 havelgravelgut I will give you Aurel's Tears.
02:51:51 ebondawn Your breath
02:51:52 havelgravelgut She drops a deep blue
02:51:55 havelgravelgut kind of
02:51:57 havelgravelgut two thick drops of that
02:51:59 havelgravelgut into a clear liquor
02:52:00 havelgravelgut and hands it over to you, Scales.
02:52:04 bad token chug it thank you kinsmen no this
02:52:05 havelgravelgut Oh, it burns.
02:52:08 havelgravelgut You're quite welcome.
02:52:09 troyjohnsen Dreadie Mercurie.
02:52:11 whygod4007 complain about all
02:52:12 whygod4007 the hair you found it you was in your beard oh yeah
02:52:16 bad token is the this is a different place right
02:52:16 ashtonias no Harry this time
02:52:17 bad token nah just burn it off man who's that fire
02:52:18 ashtonias there's scales this time
02:52:19 havelgravelgut Scales, you have been picking hair
02:52:21 havelgravelgut out of your teeth all morning.
02:52:26 bad token breath
02:52:26 havelgravelgut Dude,
02:52:27 havelgravelgut these are thick hairs, bro.
02:52:29 bad token Sweet.
02:52:30 ebondawn smells like
02:52:30 ebondawn burnt pubes.
02:52:32 havelgravelgut You notice
02:52:35 havelgravelgut this guy, Syphon,
02:52:37 havelgravelgut he
02:52:37 havelgravelgut he this guy kind of covers his covers his mouth he has a patch on his uh his coat arm
02:52:47 havelgravelgut his like
02:52:47 havelgravelgut shoulder scales that mark 10 is the east haven ferry operator and he is getting just wasted right
02:52:53 havelgravelgut now oh yeah
02:52:55 bad token Sweet.
02:52:55 whygod4007 hey uh can't help but notice your get up
02:53:02 whygod4007 you work for the you work down on the on the docks there's uh
02:53:07 havelgravelgut yeah yep yep i uh i operate the old ferry there goes up to denival and konig if you
02:53:17 havelgravelgut ride, let's see, next
02:53:18 havelgravelgut I'm on my lunch break
02:53:20 havelgravelgut and so the next boat leaves
02:53:22 havelgravelgut at
02:53:25 havelgravelgut 260, I believe.
02:53:28 whygod4007 what what they say uh
02:53:29 ebondawn That's not a time.
02:53:30 whygod4007 is what they say true
02:53:32 troyjohnsen Real subtle.
02:53:33 whygod4007 about
02:53:35 whygod4007 them
02:53:38 whygod4007 dark dwarves hanging out
02:53:40 whygod4007 at the fairy docks?
02:53:45 havelgravelgut You know,
02:53:47 havelgravelgut I mean, I've never
02:53:51 havelgravelgut actually seen one, but
02:53:52 havelgravelgut I hear she, I mean, it could be
02:53:55 havelgravelgut rats.
02:53:56 havelgravelgut The
02:53:57 havelgravelgut thing's loaded with rats.
02:53:58 whygod4007 I dramatically
02:54:00 whygod4007 uncover his face like I'm
02:54:02 whygod4007 like I'm solving the
02:54:04 whygod4007 mystery at the end of a Scooby-Doo movie.
02:54:05 havelgravelgut Al, what are you doing?
02:54:09 whygod4007 Is he not a duergar
02:54:11 whygod4007 underneath?
02:54:12 havelgravelgut What the fuck is wrong
02:54:13 havelgravelgut with you? It's
02:54:18 whygod4007 That for sure you were a duergar
02:54:20 whygod4007 in this game. Why do you have so much
02:54:23 whygod4007 cloth over your face?
02:54:25 havelgravelgut cold
02:54:25 havelgravelgut cold as fuck on the ferry i just got here like 10 minutes ago i'm fucking freezing it's
02:54:27 whygod4007 We're inside now.
02:54:34 whygod4007 you don't talk like a man who just got to the bar well i've
02:54:38 havelgravelgut because i
02:54:40 havelgravelgut oh no well i drank fast i definitely started drinking right when i got here
02:54:44 havelgravelgut correct did
02:54:47 whygod4007 i i've uncovered that he is not a
02:54:49 whygod4007 dwergar i take it okay yep yep my job
02:54:53 ebondawn Great detective work.
02:54:57 ashtonias a bar
02:54:58 whygod4007 here is done oh it's
02:54:59 havelgravelgut she you approach the other bartender actually she's not really tending bar as much
02:55:04 havelgravelgut she did give one for her kids with them uh ford egg the kind of rough bandit looking type you
02:55:10 havelgravelgut you know, X-banded probably. He's got scars
02:55:12 havelgravelgut one over his eye.
02:55:15 havelgravelgut Well met, little
02:55:16 havelgravelgut one. You're a strange-looking goblin.
02:55:19 funkeebuddha Hey, how you doing? I'm not a goblin
02:55:23 havelgravelgut Okay. What?
02:55:24 havelgravelgut All right. What do you want?
02:55:28 ebondawn Yeah.
02:55:30 funkeebuddha Just give me anything. I don't really uh, I don't really drink you dig so just put it up in there
02:55:35 funkeebuddha So I look like I'm drinking
02:55:37 havelgravelgut Okay. All right.
02:55:38 havelgravelgut So I'll give you, let's see, bar mat
02:55:40 havelgravelgut special. He puts a
02:55:42 funkeebuddha Whatever. Oh, that's pretty.
02:55:44 havelgravelgut kind of cloudy liquid in front of you.
02:55:49 funkeebuddha Thanks. I'm
02:55:50 havelgravelgut You're welcome.
02:55:52 ashtonias mat special is where they take all the stuff from the spill mat
02:55:55 ebondawn Yeah.
02:55:55 havelgravelgut I think he's going to
02:55:56 ebondawn Yeah.
02:55:59 funkeebuddha not drinking it. So I don't care. Yeah
02:56:00 havelgravelgut call her. Yeah, he's not going to waste any liquor on that.
02:56:03 havelgravelgut Call her. There is
02:56:03 funkeebuddha Yeah. Is
02:56:04 havelgravelgut a very cool-looking stage up here.
02:56:04 bad token Funny.
02:56:07 havelgravelgut it's like ergonomically designed to to no i think
02:56:09 ebondawn It's just like
02:56:10 ebondawn Ray Bach's on ice cream.
02:56:11 ebondawn I don't know why
02:56:12 ebondawn everything else loads in but not that stage
02:56:15 ebondawn so okay fair enough
02:56:16 havelgravelgut it's supposed to be kind of a gray box i just drew
02:56:18 havelgravelgut it Kaldur Gravelgut
02:56:19 ebondawn yeah Kaldur Gravelgut's gonna come in
02:56:20 troyjohnsen Here's a door.
02:56:20 funkeebuddha this where we're performing?
02:56:22 funkeebuddha The equipment and
02:56:22 ebondawn and he immediately is like checking
02:56:22 whygod4007 all put on my gloves and start
02:56:24 ebondawn out the equipment and
02:56:25 ebondawn he sticks to the area he wants to
02:56:26 funkeebuddha the equipment will be there.
02:56:29 ebondawn make sure the
02:56:29 ebondawn yeah oh what
02:56:30 whygod4007 moving all
02:56:31 whygod4007 the equipment in i'm trying
02:56:34 havelgravelgut there's a man dragging a woman unconscious body across the bus through
02:56:43 ebondawn the fuck
02:56:44 ebondawn Roadie come here
02:56:45 funkeebuddha Do you
02:56:45 ebondawn I'm gonna go through the fucking window here
02:56:49 havelgravelgut the window
02:56:49 havelgravelgut all right
02:56:50 ebondawn yeah
02:56:52 ebondawn I'll open the window
02:56:52 whygod4007 i'm trying uh yeah
02:56:54 ebondawn and go through like I don't need to bust through
02:56:57 ebondawn necessarily
02:56:58 havelgravelgut so unfortunately Kaldur Gravelgut it was you that approached the stage first and you're
02:57:02 havelgravelgut a dwarf and this guy is very fast but he does drop the body and immediately starts running
02:57:08 havelgravelgut running the question is roadie are you pursuing dude so
02:57:13 whygod4007 i guess i have like a a feature i'm gonna toggle
02:57:17 whygod4007 to increase my run speed a little bit i just gotta click it oh that's
02:57:21 havelgravelgut this is going to be hilarious because
02:57:23 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut you're going to watch roadie turn into like a fucking track athlete
02:57:28 ebondawn Mm-hmm, yeah,
02:57:29 havelgravelgut and like and start sprinting across the snow and like you know i mean like because they're
02:57:35 havelgravelgut they're rogues they're both rogues so they're both double dashing okay yeah
02:57:38 whygod4007 right i have no i don't
02:57:39 whygod4007 have level two i don't have bonus action dash so he can outrun me i guess if he has it uh
02:57:44 havelgravelgut yeah he does but but
02:57:46 havelgravelgut But Kaldur Gravelgut, for a brief moment,
02:57:48 havelgravelgut Roadie looks very athletic.
02:57:50 havelgravelgut Which is probably weird.
02:57:54 whygod4007 yeah i
02:57:55 ebondawn that is a bit weird. I'm
02:57:55 whygod4007 don't don't have any way to stab him inside inside
02:58:00 havelgravelgut With the sound of broken
02:58:01 havelgravelgut unconscious and
02:58:06 funkeebuddha have any weapons?
02:58:06 ebondawn gonna go check up on this woman
02:58:07 funkeebuddha Are our
02:58:11 ashtonias i'm a beer back real quick i'm back
02:58:14 havelgravelgut very cold, Kaldur Gravelgut,
02:58:15 havelgravelgut you need to get her inside and
02:58:17 havelgravelgut she'll be okay if you get her close to the fire.
02:58:19 havelgravelgut But like, it's so cold out here,
02:58:21 havelgravelgut five more minutes and she'd be dead.
02:58:23 havelgravelgut You also see where he was grabbing her
02:58:25 havelgravelgut and it's like darkened.
02:58:27 havelgravelgut Almost like it was more hypothermic
02:58:29 havelgravelgut and borderline frostbite.
02:58:32 funkeebuddha boots darkened?
02:58:33 havelgravelgut Where he was touching.
02:58:34 havelgravelgut watching what the
02:58:35 ebondawn All right, Roadie help me get her inside
02:58:40 ebondawn The fuck was that all about?
02:58:43 havelgravelgut fuck is my window doing busted i'm i'm
02:58:46 ebondawn Look look man, and I help me bring this woman in
02:58:48 funkeebuddha It's a rock and roll mission.
02:58:51 havelgravelgut a woman roadie it'll
02:58:55 ebondawn Yeah, I know. It's just an expression. Look I saw this guy dragging this fucking woman
02:58:59 ebondawn and out through the cold.
02:59:01 ebondawn He ran off, but this woman's about to
02:59:03 ebondawn fucking die. Can I get by the fire to breathe
02:59:05 ebondawn so you can yell at me after?
02:59:07 havelgravelgut take you about five
02:59:08 havelgravelgut minutes to put up the big panes or the back in the glass thing and mend it up and such but
02:59:13 ebondawn Yeah, I'll use
02:59:14 ebondawn mending on it to fucking
02:59:16 ebondawn fix as much as I can.
02:59:17 funkeebuddha That's a roll you did.
02:59:18 funkeebuddha Two. No.
02:59:18 havelgravelgut so the we'll be put in front of the fire for give me
02:59:19 ebondawn Oh, ready?
02:59:20 ebondawn Yeah, no. I just didn't have
02:59:27 ebondawn time. Look, I'm not that fast. I apologize.
02:59:29 ebondawn I didn't mean to break your window, but
02:59:31 ebondawn time was of the essence.
02:59:34 havelgravelgut an inside check holder you too
02:59:39 ebondawn Minus one, baby.
02:59:43 havelgravelgut roadie
02:59:45 ebondawn You don't like my two?
02:59:48 ebondawn Two is two. We gravel
02:59:49 havelgravelgut two's fine
02:59:51 ebondawn the guts are famous for our wisdom.
02:59:52 whygod4007 inside inside oh hey
02:59:52 havelgravelgut you know I don't
02:59:54 havelgravelgut dislike or like your two it's just a two
02:59:56 havelgravelgut it is what it is
02:59:57 havelgravelgut now Roadie is two twos
03:00:01 havelgravelgut Roadie
03:00:02 ebondawn That gives us three two totals.
03:00:03 funkeebuddha That'll be
03:00:04 ebondawn So 222 is all.
03:00:05 havelgravelgut Demetra is so you
03:00:07 havelgravelgut it's perfectly
03:00:09 havelgravelgut not perfectly mended especially with
03:00:12 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut helping you
03:00:12 havelgravelgut and also you I forget like you're very
03:00:17 havelgravelgut handy as well because I mean you know you
03:00:19 funkeebuddha good.
03:00:19 havelgravelgut build stages
03:00:19 funkeebuddha Don't think it's a different
03:00:21 havelgravelgut instruments and whatnot Demetra
03:00:23 havelgravelgut seems annoyed
03:00:24 havelgravelgut annoyed as fuck you think it's about more than just the window
03:00:32 havelgravelgut walks do you
03:00:33 whygod4007 uh vetra uh sorry
03:00:35 whygod4007 Sorry, I can't help but notice that you look annoyed as fuck, and it's probably about more than just this fucking window.
03:00:35 ebondawn Roadie.
03:00:47 havelgravelgut have a fucking question give me
03:00:48 ebondawn Culler.
03:00:49 whygod4007 Oh, yes, uh, we, uh, we do, uh, side jobs between
03:00:50 funkeebuddha translation.
03:00:51 ebondawn He's not even paying attention to her anymore.
03:00:57 whygod4007 gigs. Is there something you need help with?
03:01:07 whygod4007 The down low? What did I say that was untrue?
03:01:09 havelgravelgut a uh deception check uh i mean you're trying to
03:01:14 whygod4007 Eh, it's
03:01:16 havelgravelgut kind of get her to spill the beans a bit get on
03:01:22 whygod4007 the same roll, but, oops, I rolled with advantage. That was a one.
03:01:34 havelgravelgut the stage and fucking play your game everybody
03:01:39 funkeebuddha Now,
03:01:40 funkeebuddha the extra
03:01:41 whygod4007 yeah i think uh yeah you can you can
03:01:42 ebondawn Maybe we can ask
03:01:43 ebondawn Skales to fire
03:01:45 ebondawn Tom Luce Latham. He's pretty
03:01:47 ebondawn good with his tongue in here.
03:01:50 whygod4007 loosen up a click i'm pretty sure oh scales
03:01:53 ebondawn Did you smell his breath, babe?
03:01:55 ebondawn My god.
03:01:57 havelgravelgut approach the stage it is good it just smells
03:01:58 ebondawn You think you'd be offended if I got him a mint?
03:02:02 troyjohnsen Rico was trying to shout out these ladies before
03:02:04 troyjohnsen the show.
03:02:06 havelgravelgut like dwarf pussy that
03:02:11 ebondawn dude called her i mean like scales fucking breath smells like burnt pubes and alcohol right yeah
03:02:17 whygod4007 uh the lady
03:02:18 whygod4007 who runs this place uh it's like a silver dragonborn uh something going on with her
03:02:26 whygod4007 you might have to you might have to sweet talk her to find out oh
03:02:31 ebondawn i'll ask the woman that's warming up if she could talk to us after after she finishes warming up
03:02:35 whygod4007 but we do need to play the show
03:02:40 bad token yeah scale starts
03:02:41 ashtonias what i miss does anybody
03:02:41 havelgravelgut is very active
03:02:44 ebondawn uh i broke a window chased down a woman who was being dragged to her death the guy ran away and
03:02:45 havelgravelgut that's right
03:02:51 ebondawn we're warming her up a dragon can talk to us we fucked up a persuasion check and now we're
03:02:56 ebondawn gonna play oh yeah
03:02:57 troyjohnsen i get i give scale some moonlight inspiration
03:03:03 bad token sobbing a little bit scales is very drunk
03:03:11 funkeebuddha shiny.
03:03:17 havelgravelgut everybody roll performance initiative god this
03:03:21 ebondawn four baby boy we're all rolling like dog shit aren't we wow yeah we
03:03:27 funkeebuddha Jesus Christ, I'm going with a seven?
03:03:30 havelgravelgut wasn't combat Roadie uh first things first how
03:03:31 funkeebuddha Oh my god.
03:03:32 funkeebuddha and here
03:03:33 bad token drum check
03:03:35 havelgravelgut do you announce the band there's
03:03:42 funkeebuddha we have
03:03:43 funkeebuddha all right
03:03:43 whygod4007 uh the band asked me to read this uh if anyone
03:03:51 whygod4007 doesn't want to get pregnant please leave the
03:03:54 whygod4007 room now you can't
03:03:59 ashtonias leave the room
03:04:01 havelgravelgut one pregnant woman and she confusingly leaves the room
03:04:07 whygod4007 get double pregnant stay well maybe you can but you
03:04:10 havelgravelgut What? I can't have a butt, baby?
03:04:15 whygod4007 only have to find out if
03:04:17 whygod4007 you stay i
03:04:18 ebondawn can certainly
03:04:18 ebondawn try it's the
03:04:22 havelgravelgut All right. I will stay.
03:04:27 havelgravelgut Angie, you're up first.
03:04:29 havelgravelgut There's a woman who likes butt stuff in the crowd.
03:04:31 havelgravelgut She's pregnant. What are you doing?
03:04:38 ebondawn weirdest dnd pro he wasn't
03:04:40 funkeebuddha they gotta get
03:04:41 havelgravelgut Butt stuff!
03:04:45 havelgravelgut All right.
03:04:47 bad token hey wait
03:04:49 havelgravelgut Very nice.
03:04:52 havelgravelgut Kicking things off correctly.
03:04:54 havelgravelgut Taking us from the It's a Noon crowd.
03:04:56 havelgravelgut It starts just in the kind of light orange,
03:04:58 havelgravelgut but you are going to bring it up to nearly lime green
03:05:01 havelgravelgut and a yellow meter very nice
03:05:06 havelgravelgut scales
03:05:06 troyjohnsen okay yeah
03:05:07 havelgravelgut the NG's kicking a nasty
03:05:10 havelgravelgut beat
03:05:15 bad token there we go oh performance i roll with disadvantage because i'm drunk
03:05:17 havelgravelgut performance check
03:05:22 havelgravelgut but
03:05:25 troyjohnsen right inspiration
03:05:27 havelgravelgut you have already
03:05:28 havelgravelgut it also offsets
03:05:28 whygod4007 just i
03:05:29 havelgravelgut because you well you rolled
03:05:31 troyjohnsen no roll
03:05:32 havelgravelgut a 7 either way didn't you
03:05:35 havelgravelgut that first
03:05:36 havelgravelgut would have been 11 because you did have
03:05:38 havelgravelgut it was offset because you have
03:05:41 havelgravelgut proficiency in
03:05:43 havelgravelgut you have the horn
03:05:44 havelgravelgut And you have
03:05:46 havelgravelgut Well you don't have horn proficiency
03:05:48 havelgravelgut Wow scales you gotta
03:05:49 havelgravelgut Okay that's gonna be an 11
03:05:52 havelgravelgut 11
03:05:57 troyjohnsen here roll a d6 use your yeah see
03:05:57 havelgravelgut Roll your
03:06:01 havelgravelgut Scales
03:06:01 havelgravelgut Alright it's not much
03:06:05 havelgravelgut Holy shit NG all that nice like
03:06:07 havelgravelgut Proud work you just did it starts to
03:06:09 havelgravelgut Plum as they're like what is he doing
03:06:11 havelgravelgut His scale starts doing some really
03:06:13 havelgravelgut Experimental jazz
03:06:17 funkeebuddha a new agent
03:06:19 havelgravelgut Ready ready you gotta bring
03:06:20 ebondawn scales scales my man what the fuck are you doing
03:06:24 havelgravelgut It home come on scales is hammered
03:06:26 havelgravelgut And as Scales is playing, and the wind coming at him,
03:06:35 havelgravelgut wow, with a power note, you kind of just drown out the sound of that saxophone.
03:06:40 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, the smell coming out of Scales' saxophone is like wolf pussy.
03:06:46 havelgravelgut And, Dreadie Mercurie, you at least went back
03:06:48 ashtonias i would
03:06:54 havelgravelgut to a couple minutes after midnight on the scale,
03:06:57 havelgravelgut getting us back to about 51% out of 100.
03:07:02 havelgravelgut Nicely done.
03:07:03 havelgravelgut Rico, back up
03:07:06 havelgravelgut your fellow Moonanite.
03:07:13 havelgravelgut Not bad.
03:07:15 havelgravelgut You just lay some basic chords down.
03:07:18 troyjohnsen if i can do a little better
03:07:21 funkeebuddha oh boy
03:07:21 troyjohnsen yeah yeah i think
03:07:21 ebondawn oh yeah i'll
03:07:23 havelgravelgut So it starts off
03:07:25 havelgravelgut on basic chords, but then you start to
03:07:26 havelgravelgut arpeggio over those chords,
03:07:29 havelgravelgut and it turns into
03:07:30 havelgravelgut an amazing feat where you actually
03:07:33 havelgravelgut start to harmonize with some of the
03:07:34 havelgravelgut discordant notes brought on by
03:07:37 havelgravelgut super hammer-drunk Pussy Breath.
03:07:40 troyjohnsen with the natural 20 uh rico act also like you know like leads into the
03:07:45 troyjohnsen mic for a second says like william moon hey rika will
03:07:49 havelgravelgut Yes.
03:07:54 whygod4007 just make a note to uh i make a i make a note in my notebook to
03:07:54 ashtonias like to let everyone know that he's not associated with william moon in any way
03:08:00 whygod4007 not plug in rico's microphone oh no damn
03:08:06 havelgravelgut Gus,
03:08:06 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, so to Dreadie Mercurie
03:08:09 havelgravelgut and Rico, Rico,
03:08:11 havelgravelgut you see a very hot woman with very huge
03:08:13 havelgravelgut boobs standing right here.
03:08:15 havelgravelgut Dreadie Mercurie, you see William Moon.
03:08:17 havelgravelgut He does reach up and he pulls his shirt up, and Dreadie Mercurie,
03:08:19 havelgravelgut you do see huge tits fall out, which is
03:08:21 havelgravelgut very confusing.
03:08:24 havelgravelgut Rico, yeah, this is a really
03:08:25 havelgravelgut hot chick showing your boobs.
03:08:28 troyjohnsen point his his guitar at her as he lets the
03:08:32 troyjohnsen power cord sing oh
03:08:33 havelgravelgut Yes, and he winks over
03:08:35 havelgravelgut at you, Dreadie Mercurie, and then it kind of like skips
03:08:37 havelgravelgut back into the...
03:08:40 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie just kind of does a double take between between rico and william moon is like well i mean
03:08:48 ashtonias at least you're getting started
03:08:50 ashtonias with your
03:08:52 ashtonias adventures
03:08:53 havelgravelgut With your new
03:08:54 havelgravelgut tenant, all right, called
03:08:56 havelgravelgut oh boy
03:09:02 havelgravelgut all right
03:09:02 troyjohnsen you got here and also from uh no you got heroic inspiration
03:09:03 ebondawn use my inspiration i'll use my inspiration i got
03:09:10 troyjohnsen from dreading
03:09:11 ebondawn a rope and stuff yeah
03:09:11 havelgravelgut that's much better
03:09:11 troyjohnsen oh i
03:09:12 ebondawn yeah i'm doing what
03:09:14 havelgravelgut that's right
03:09:20 ebondawn bassists do or i'm just like fucking holding this shit together
03:09:23 ebondawn just like all right guys scales bring it the fuck back down scales
03:09:25 havelgravelgut exactly that is
03:09:27 havelgravelgut like two ticks down with the
03:09:34 havelgravelgut natural 24 Rico you barely any ground scales you are
03:09:36 troyjohnsen forgot to i forgot to do a bardic inspiration i'll inspire scales again
03:09:41 havelgravelgut in speared Des Moines is flapping around
03:09:50 havelgravelgut because it doesn't do anything else does it Angie Des Moines doesn't do anything
03:09:57 havelgravelgut help action thing yeah
03:09:58 funkeebuddha he's helping me he's giving me the
03:09:59 funkeebuddha he does that
03:10:01 funkeebuddha yeah the chime it's called
03:10:02 havelgravelgut yeah
03:10:05 havelgravelgut your band's looking good
03:10:10 havelgravelgut just look at them all up there what do you do
03:10:12 havelgravelgut start to
03:10:18 ebondawn where are they all
03:10:18 ashtonias I just
03:10:20 ebondawn they're like walking over
03:10:24 whygod4007 it scales oh no
03:10:27 havelgravelgut slam
03:10:35 whygod4007 they're slamming am i getting
03:10:39 whygod4007 attacked what's happening it's like
03:10:40 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut and
03:10:41 havelgravelgut crew like especially you Kaldur Gravelgut
03:10:44 havelgravelgut bassist in the back you know not really
03:10:45 havelgravelgut paying attention all that much
03:10:46 havelgravelgut you look over at Roadie and Roadie's like
03:10:51 havelgravelgut there's no
03:10:52 havelgravelgut there's nobody on stage
03:10:53 havelgravelgut other than
03:10:54 whygod4007 i'm i'm phantom wrestling someone on the side of the
03:10:54 havelgravelgut these two are reaching for you
03:10:57 whygod4007 the stage and i
03:10:59 havelgravelgut Roadie okay so
03:11:02 ebondawn like
03:11:02 ebondawn Roadie did you dip into your own pockets
03:11:05 ebondawn lad
03:11:06 ebondawn you doing alright
03:11:06 ashtonias don't say that
03:11:11 ebondawn they'll like walk through
03:11:12 ebondawn they'll like walk through
03:11:12 whygod4007 not now called her as i dive into the one on the left trying to tackle him it may
03:11:14 ebondawn I think I
03:11:19 havelgravelgut So, Roadie, give me an acrobatics check
03:11:22 havelgravelgut as you are attempting a reverse stage dive.
03:11:24 havelgravelgut It's been rumored this move is suicide.
03:11:31 whygod4007 be
03:11:31 whygod4007 he's back
03:11:32 havelgravelgut Roadie goes face first into the side of the stage.
03:11:33 bad token I'm just
03:11:36 havelgravelgut You hit this one so hard, Roadie,
03:11:39 havelgravelgut he flies through the wall.
03:11:42 funkeebuddha zombies
03:11:42 funkeebuddha in tracksuits
03:11:44 havelgravelgut Angie, there's nobody up there.
03:11:46 havelgravelgut There's nobody up there.
03:11:51 funkeebuddha shaking my head
03:11:52 funkeebuddha i really need to find my uh my agent yeah this
03:11:52 havelgravelgut Give me that performance.
03:11:58 havelgravelgut And my fucking manager.
03:12:00 funkeebuddha is bullshit yeah
03:12:02 havelgravelgut Unfortunately, Angie, I think you know
03:12:04 havelgravelgut who is your quote-unquote agent on this gig.
03:12:08 ebondawn think Roadie's
03:12:09 ebondawn Roadie's partaking in
03:12:10 ebondawn an Alaskan snowblower over there
03:12:12 havelgravelgut that's right which means
03:12:13 havelgravelgut there's really not much you can do about it with
03:12:16 havelgravelgut the you know power level you're dealing with and
03:12:18 havelgravelgut your frustration channels
03:12:19 havelgravelgut into these drums and
03:12:20 funkeebuddha the place
03:12:22 havelgravelgut you bring
03:12:23 havelgravelgut the fucker up to probably
03:12:25 havelgravelgut two more successes or one more crit is
03:12:28 havelgravelgut going to bring you bring it home scales
03:12:29 havelgravelgut you drunk son of a bitch what are you
03:12:32 havelgravelgut going to do beautiful
03:12:35 ebondawn bring it down
03:12:35 bad token going to keep playing
03:12:36 ebondawn Is there
03:12:37 bad token with a vacant stare.
03:12:41 bad token Just sad.
03:12:44 bad token We are
03:12:45 havelgravelgut offsetting your disadvantage
03:12:46 havelgravelgut from drunk wow
03:12:48 havelgravelgut scales you rolling
03:12:51 havelgravelgut that fucking
03:12:51 whygod4007 oh uh
03:12:51 havelgravelgut and the singing note
03:12:55 havelgravelgut that you achieve with the tenor sax
03:12:57 havelgravelgut should be impossible
03:12:58 havelgravelgut I mean you make it sing like
03:13:00 havelgravelgut a fucking clarinet almost
03:13:02 havelgravelgut and the overtones are
03:13:05 havelgravelgut beautiful it brings several people
03:13:07 havelgravelgut in the audience to tears
03:13:07 havelgravelgut and that is a
03:13:10 havelgravelgut critical success
03:13:14 havelgravelgut you get a standing
03:13:15 ebondawn three different successes in that?
03:13:18 havelgravelgut ovation yes I think two at least
03:13:20 havelgravelgut the wet trout
03:13:21 ebondawn God damn.
03:13:24 funkeebuddha is called the wet um the wet trap
03:13:27 havelgravelgut out this gnome
03:13:29 havelgravelgut patron of the bar turns to
03:13:31 havelgravelgut you and oh my god what are your guys
03:13:33 havelgravelgut what's y'all's guys name
03:13:37 bad token Scales, the band.
03:13:39 ebondawn No.
03:13:40 ebondawn It's where Chaos Wolf fell, remember?
03:13:43 havelgravelgut chaos wolf scales the
03:13:45 havelgravelgut band okay
03:13:45 ebondawn No, just Chaos Wolf.
03:13:46 bad token Yes.
03:13:47 bad token S. C.
03:13:47 ashtonias scales of the chaos wolf
03:13:50 havelgravelgut chaos wolf the band
03:13:51 ebondawn No, just, just.
03:13:52 havelgravelgut chaos wolf okay how do you spell
03:13:52 ebondawn It's just Chaos Wolf.
03:13:58 havelgravelgut that hey all right
03:13:59 ebondawn Q-H-A-O-S.
03:14:00 bad token A. L. E. S.
03:14:02 ebondawn No.
03:14:03 havelgravelgut this guy eventually
03:14:05 ebondawn Q-H-A-O-S.
03:14:08 ebondawn V-U-L-F.
03:14:12 havelgravelgut just gives
03:14:12 havelgravelgut up he's like you guys are awesome
03:14:13 havelgravelgut you look over
03:14:16 ashtonias you need
03:14:17 troyjohnsen tell all your friends rika rika
03:14:18 havelgravelgut oh sorry Rico go ahead I will
03:14:23 havelgravelgut call
03:14:24 funkeebuddha i'm gonna use my illusion to make like a a big image of my symbol floating over
03:14:26 ashtonias to tell people
03:14:27 ashtonias that aren't really your friend
03:14:28 ashtonias and then they'll be your friend
03:14:30 havelgravelgut sweet
03:14:30 troyjohnsen rika's gonna hop down and try to find that
03:14:32 funkeebuddha us
03:14:32 funkeebuddha so they can see how to spell it is this
03:14:33 havelgravelgut sweet very nice
03:14:38 troyjohnsen big titty girl that he saw actually it's
03:14:39 ebondawn I'm going to grab Roadie as he comes on the stage.
03:14:42 ebondawn You all right, lad?
03:14:44 ebondawn You got it together?
03:14:44 havelgravelgut don't look give me a percent
03:14:46 ebondawn buddy? Your nose is fucking
03:14:46 whygod4007 i i
03:14:48 havelgravelgut like rico is is uh roadie and
03:14:50 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut work this out yeah
03:14:52 ebondawn bleeding.
03:14:54 havelgravelgut yeah i was about to say you know he's got like the
03:14:56 havelgravelgut bridge of his nose is bleeding and he's like
03:14:57 havelgravelgut looking around uh give me investigation
03:14:59 bad token What did they
03:14:59 havelgravelgut check road yes
03:15:01 funkeebuddha like a knife the hell oh is
03:15:06 ebondawn You on the road? Do you get an investigation check on me?
03:15:08 troyjohnsen an umbrella actually
03:15:09 havelgravelgut that's an umbrella yeah
03:15:11 funkeebuddha that what that is
03:15:12 funkeebuddha It's attractive.
03:15:12 havelgravelgut roadie there's so many footprints on the stage
03:15:14 havelgravelgut you can't tell like you
03:15:16 havelgravelgut know what i mean especially when you and Kaldur Gravelgut
03:15:18 havelgravelgut were in the snow scale
03:15:21 whygod4007 saw like i get uh rock
03:15:30 whygod4007 hooligans uh we're charging the stage
03:15:35 whygod4007 you guys didn't see that uh they wear sequin
03:15:40 bad token look like?
03:15:40 ebondawn No. No hooligans in the land.
03:15:43 ebondawn What?
03:15:45 whygod4007 tracksuits and uh they're kind of a dead looking
03:15:50 whygod4007 uh a
03:15:52 ebondawn Yeah, no, I think I'd have noticed
03:15:54 ebondawn that.
03:15:55 funkeebuddha It's attractive, man.
03:15:58 havelgravelgut Scales, so probably unexpectedly, you detect traces of undead,
03:15:59 bad token And the
03:16:04 havelgravelgut specifically footprints of Adidas shoes.
03:16:12 ebondawn Oh, fucking hell.
03:16:13 funkeebuddha I don't know.
03:16:14 bad token deaths.
03:16:16 bad token I have seen this before.
03:16:16 troyjohnsen did you catch
03:16:22 havelgravelgut Scales, yeah, this reminds you of a, there was a band
03:16:26 havelgravelgut that kind of matches the description that Roadie's saying,
03:16:31 havelgravelgut but it doesn't quite ring a bell fully for you.
03:16:35 bad token Only the most vile villains where Adidas.
03:16:43 havelgravelgut Roadie, what are you, are you pacing right now?
03:16:46 whygod4007 little bit well freaking out a little bit it's okay it's okay yeah uh
03:16:56 whygod4007 uh that was a great
03:16:58 whygod4007 show man you guys really brought it brought it home i think we got to get uh scales drunk more
03:17:04 whygod4007 more often i don't
03:17:06 havelgravelgut Roadie, if only Ramrod was here, he would know what to do.
03:17:12 ashtonias what the fuck
03:17:13 whygod4007 remember who ramrod is am i supposed to know oh the
03:17:15 havelgravelgut ramrod ramrod is the most legendary roadie that ever roadied they say that he lives in the ruins
03:17:21 bad token I am
03:17:22 havelgravelgut of thunder tree now far to the south well from where you are it's actually pretty far north in
03:17:26 havelgravelgut general but it's it's a long way off but if only ramrod were here he would know what to do
03:17:34 ebondawn Hey, Scarabs, could you
03:17:35 ebondawn use some of your goodwill to be built up
03:17:37 ebondawn and go talk to your kinsman over there?
03:17:39 ebondawn She's got something to do with this lady
03:17:41 ebondawn and she's in pretty trouble.
03:17:44 ebondawn I'm going to go check on that woman
03:17:45 ebondawn and see if she's all right.
03:17:47 bad token feeling better.
03:17:48 havelgravelgut rico you think footprints lead this way oh my
03:17:50 ebondawn You did pretty good at the back half there.
03:17:55 ebondawn I don't know what the fuck was going on in the beginning,
03:17:56 ebondawn but you pulled it off.
03:17:57 whygod4007 the footprints of the
03:17:58 whygod4007 big-breasted woman i think
03:18:01 havelgravelgut god you guys were so cool
03:18:03 havelgravelgut cool uh yeah that was i mean y'all critical success so that these guys are oh i heard your
03:18:11 havelgravelgut solo it blew my mind it blew my mind yeah i don't yes i who is there oh well
03:18:13 troyjohnsen the part about william moon yeah check it out i'll hand him a pamphlet and then
03:18:19 troyjohnsen try to like shove past him through the door up and
03:18:22 havelgravelgut wait yeah yeah the vip
03:18:23 havelgravelgut section was reserved but the fuck hey guys
03:18:29 troyjohnsen right yeah
03:18:32 havelgravelgut uh sorry the band needs this vip section i'm i'm
03:18:37 havelgravelgut Sorry, what?
03:18:41 havelgravelgut Leave the bird and get out!
03:18:47 havelgravelgut Shithole again.
03:18:48 havelgravelgut Come, Cassandra.
03:18:55 havelgravelgut She looks and kind of bats her eyes at Rico.
03:19:02 whygod4007 i uh i think i hear something going on outside you guys want to come
03:19:05 whygod4007 with me oh hey hey how's it going you need a help
03:19:06 havelgravelgut Cassandra! Cassandra!
03:19:08 havelgravelgut Cassandra!
03:19:14 whygod4007 walking out of here oh oh hey man aren't you
03:19:15 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie gives you a thumbs up
03:19:15 havelgravelgut Locked.
03:19:17 ashtonias and leaves as well
03:19:20 whygod4007 supposed to be guarding the door on the outside wax cylinders
03:19:23 havelgravelgut Oh, yeah. Sorry.
03:19:25 havelgravelgut Hey, could you...
03:19:25 ebondawn Colbert's just going to walk up,
03:19:27 ebondawn grab like a fucking leg of the chicken.
03:19:27 havelgravelgut Hey, could you...
03:19:30 ebondawn Have fun.
03:19:30 havelgravelgut Could you give me a...
03:19:35 havelgravelgut hey could you give me um a what's it uh autographs and do you guys have any wax
03:19:40 havelgravelgut cylinders yet that's like a that's like a pre-record record it'd
03:19:44 whygod4007 uh oh yeah i mean i i think tready
03:19:47 ashtonias Yeah, so they do, of course, music
03:19:47 funkeebuddha It's in the works, man.
03:19:51 whygod4007 has made some wax impressions i don't know he was making some novelty candles or something yeah
03:19:57 ebondawn I'm working on the device to start recording this,
03:19:57 havelgravelgut be cool cool cool
03:20:00 ebondawn but yeah, just watch
03:20:01 havelgravelgut you think it'd be cool if i asked Dreadie Mercurie about it cool cool my name is willem by the way i'm a big
03:20:07 whygod4007 yeah yeah yeah just just keep asking to see Dreadie Mercurie's wax cylinder he'll show it to you
03:20:08 havelgravelgut fan hey dred yes she's
03:20:10 ebondawn it.
03:20:15 ashtonias Well, hello, sailor
03:20:17 ebondawn Oh, God.
03:20:22 ebondawn uh where's that
03:20:24 ebondawn where's that woman that was
03:20:25 ebondawn like drug out in the snow where'd she end up
03:20:28 ebondawn oh she's up here
03:20:30 havelgravelgut right there Dreadie Mercurie rico by the way uh this cassandra's down to clown
03:20:31 ebondawn right
03:20:34 havelgravelgut clown oh my
03:20:36 troyjohnsen I'll leave my
03:20:37 troyjohnsen best best accent on her yes oh yes
03:20:43 ebondawn laid down the pipe
03:20:44 havelgravelgut god that's so exotic are you amish
03:20:50 troyjohnsen I have some English blood that it
03:20:50 ashtonias Omnish
03:20:52 ebondawn yeah um
03:20:54 whygod4007 what what is what is rico's background is amish like like our world amish or
03:20:54 havelgravelgut oh no uh it's actually omnian
03:20:59 funkeebuddha The elf.
03:21:00 funkeebuddha The elf.
03:21:02 havelgravelgut is what it's supposed to be but it's funnier
03:21:04 havelgravelgut amish all right from um
03:21:06 whygod4007 okay what is an omnian okay let
03:21:07 ashtonias Shadows of Omn, you know
03:21:11 troyjohnsen buys the
03:21:11 troyjohnsen moon would you
03:21:12 ebondawn they're from um
03:21:13 ebondawn and um
03:21:14 havelgravelgut which is far far to the south uh again relatively uh
03:21:19 havelgravelgut the i always think of it as dnd spain is that
03:21:24 troyjohnsen like to see my moon sword yes I
03:21:27 havelgravelgut does that mean your penis because yes
03:21:32 ashtonias I don't
03:21:33 troyjohnsen have two moons or the big one and
03:21:35 troyjohnsen And Z, yes, Jace.
03:21:38 havelgravelgut Bigger one
03:21:40 troyjohnsen I don't
03:21:42 whygod4007 me put away the bigger one and bring out the other one
03:21:46 whygod4007 everyone knows
03:21:48 havelgravelgut So yeah, Dreadie Mercurie, you don't think this guard's
03:21:50 havelgravelgut Necessarily gay, but you think he's so starstruck
03:21:52 havelgravelgut You can still bang him
03:21:53 havelgravelgut That's nice, look
03:21:56 ashtonias think I'm going to try and bang him
03:21:58 ashtonias But I am going to give him an article
03:22:01 havelgravelgut at that class
03:22:02 havelgravelgut Alright, over here
03:22:04 ebondawn I'm not about to rape a man
03:22:06 ebondawn like what the fuck bro
03:22:08 havelgravelgut It's more
03:22:09 ebondawn what was that fucking
03:22:10 havelgravelgut It's
03:22:11 havelgravelgut It's in that direction, but I wouldn't say
03:22:13 havelgravelgut Raving him
03:22:16 ashtonias North by
03:22:16 ebondawn that Joe said,
03:22:17 ebondawn I'm going to do a charisma, I'm going to do a
03:22:19 ebondawn strength-based seduction check.
03:22:21 havelgravelgut Yeah, base strength
03:22:22 havelgravelgut I think
03:22:24 ebondawn That's
03:22:24 ebondawn fucking right, right?
03:22:26 havelgravelgut You can't see
03:22:31 ebondawn What did
03:22:32 havelgravelgut Scales
03:22:32 havelgravelgut I might not have
03:22:35 havelgravelgut I might have the observer token
03:22:37 havelgravelgut Selected correctly scales
03:22:39 havelgravelgut But I'll fix
03:22:40 havelgravelgut Scales you head up to
03:22:41 bad token See the VIP, you know,
03:22:45 havelgravelgut Oh you pervert
03:22:46 havelgravelgut You head up to
03:22:47 havelgravelgut That was very impressive horn playing
03:22:52 havelgravelgut Despite your bandmates brusqueness
03:22:55 havelgravelgut I am
03:22:58 bad token about
03:22:59 bad token food and
03:23:01 bad token as you know, you have
03:23:07 havelgravelgut In somewhat agreement
03:23:11 havelgravelgut I suppose
03:23:12 havelgravelgut What is your choir kinsmen
03:23:17 bad token troubles. As
03:23:19 bad token kinsmen, we share
03:23:21 bad token troubles. I'll follow
03:23:28 havelgravelgut Icewind Dale was once a seat of great power
03:23:31 havelgravelgut And we have
03:23:33 havelgravelgut have felt its loss
03:23:34 havelgravelgut acutely. I'll leave it
03:23:39 havelgravelgut at that. But
03:23:40 havelgravelgut I wish you luck
03:23:43 havelgravelgut on your future endeavors in the area.
03:23:46 havelgravelgut Tell that dwarf to mind his
03:23:47 havelgravelgut fucking manners. I have to
03:23:49 havelgravelgut go check on the potter.
03:23:53 ebondawn I do?
03:23:55 bad token her.
03:23:58 funkeebuddha Remember your
03:23:59 havelgravelgut That was my way of saying fuck off.
03:24:03 bad token This is my way of saying
03:24:05 bad token tell me more.
03:24:06 bad token Oh man, plus
03:24:07 havelgravelgut Call me intimidation scale.
03:24:14 whygod4007 pot roast
03:24:14 bad token four
03:24:15 bad token to intimidate.
03:24:15 whygod4007 everyone knows pot roast
03:24:17 whygod4007 is a euphemism
03:24:21 bad token We are
03:24:21 havelgravelgut I'm afraid I don't have
03:24:23 havelgravelgut any more to tell you, kinsman.
03:24:25 havelgravelgut Now please, I have duties to
03:24:27 havelgravelgut attend to. I
03:24:31 ebondawn I wonder if she's a follower
03:24:31 bad token despite appearances quite
03:24:33 ebondawn of Charles.
03:24:34 bad token capable. You have seen
03:24:37 havelgravelgut will leave you
03:24:38 havelgravelgut I will inform you when something
03:24:38 bad token it.
03:24:41 havelgravelgut comes up walking
03:24:46 funkeebuddha digits.
03:24:47 funkeebuddha Does he
03:24:50 havelgravelgut out scython goes oh boy crashed and burned day trying to get some click on click
03:24:58 havelgravelgut click click action oh i gotta get back to the boat i gotta drive oh dude
03:25:06 funkeebuddha know about bot?
03:25:08 havelgravelgut oh bot yeah i know
03:25:10 havelgravelgut he's he's probably definitely dead by now yeah northeast are
03:25:13 funkeebuddha Does he know what direction he went in?
03:25:20 ashtonias Northwest
03:25:20 havelgravelgut you why are you fine yeah yeah
03:25:20 ashtonias He's not
03:25:20 ebondawn Do we want to do it?
03:25:22 ebondawn Do we want to take this ferry? Because we might want to
03:25:22 bad token Are we
03:25:24 ebondawn stall this guy.
03:25:26 havelgravelgut Yeah, come on, you guys, come on, hop on the ferry.
03:25:29 funkeebuddha Is that drunk?
03:25:30 funkeebuddha Or is
03:25:33 ebondawn He's not that drunk.
03:25:34 whygod4007 hey
03:25:34 havelgravelgut Hey, wait, where are you following me for, Shiny?
03:25:38 ashtonias that drunk
03:25:39 bad token not taking the ferry?
03:25:39 ashtonias Who said
03:25:41 havelgravelgut Wait, you want to take the ferry?
03:25:42 havelgravelgut Oh, God, yeah, yeah.
03:25:46 havelgravelgut You know, it's usually really so cold that not many people actually take the ferry.
03:25:50 havelgravelgut You want to ride the ferry?
03:25:55 ashtonias something about riding a ferry?
03:25:56 ashtonias Where else
03:25:59 havelgravelgut What?
03:26:00 ebondawn Crack them in the butt, right?
03:26:01 ebondawn right so isn't he across the ferry trying to
03:26:03 whygod4007 Rinko we're taking the ferry
03:26:05 whygod4007 oh yeah
03:26:06 havelgravelgut Oh, Scython starts freaking out.
03:26:08 troyjohnsen know if Rico can hear.
03:26:09 havelgravelgut Nobody's taking the ferry.
03:26:10 havelgravelgut It's like the dead of winter.
03:26:11 havelgravelgut Nobody's taking the ferry right now.
03:26:13 havelgravelgut You also have to traverse a good bit of ice to get to shore.
03:26:17 havelgravelgut So he's like freaking out now
03:26:19 havelgravelgut Because he actually has to drive it
03:26:22 havelgravelgut You guys
03:26:25 havelgravelgut You guys want to go
03:26:29 havelgravelgut On the ferry
03:26:31 funkeebuddha he?
03:26:35 whygod4007 we need to
03:26:35 whygod4007 tour the
03:26:38 whygod4007 northeastern shoreline
03:26:39 ebondawn track down pop epic oh
03:26:40 havelgravelgut You want to take the ferry
03:26:42 havelgravelgut Up the coast
03:26:43 whygod4007 yeah
03:26:43 havelgravelgut No problem
03:26:45 whygod4007 feel like
03:26:46 havelgravelgut No problem
03:26:47 ashtonias would you take the ferry?
03:26:49 havelgravelgut Meanwhile Kaldur Gravelgut you will have had a chance to speak to this woman
03:26:53 havelgravelgut Her name is
03:26:54 havelgravelgut Samantha and she will say
03:26:56 havelgravelgut Fucking bastard
03:26:59 havelgravelgut I know
03:27:02 havelgravelgut i've heard his rumored cold-handed man is what they've
03:27:10 havelgravelgut been calling him they say his name
03:27:12 havelgravelgut is cific cific cultural yeah these days
03:27:21 havelgravelgut they're they're snatching up people and sacrificing him
03:27:24 havelgravelgut to some entity of cold and winter like how they used to do for aurel but this gnome with a giant
03:27:32 havelgravelgut a giant cock apparently killed Oral several years back wait no
03:27:38 ebondawn yeah that'd be a wazzy
03:27:42 havelgravelgut of this giant cock no it's true
03:27:46 ebondawn yeah i mean like we know the stories my uncle tells them all the time so
03:27:46 ashtonias don't worry
03:27:51 havelgravelgut he
03:27:51 ebondawn apparently a track no behind them was fucking nuts according to
03:27:51 havelgravelgut was incinerated is it true he was incinerated at the black cabin and was reborn in Phoenix fire
03:28:02 ebondawn my uncle yeah that happened
03:28:03 ebondawn so no the way my uncle tells it it was really because my uncle like saved him so
03:28:05 havelgravelgut wow oh well that could
03:28:10 ebondawn you know that Apple's
03:28:15 havelgravelgut be thank you thank you for
03:28:18 ebondawn twisted every
03:28:19 ebondawn story into him somehow being
03:28:21 ebondawn the primary hero of every story
03:28:23 ebondawn so
03:28:24 havelgravelgut saving me do you have a do you have a pin
03:28:27 havelgravelgut and a quill, a parchment and a quill
03:28:30 havelgravelgut she looks
03:28:31 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie keeps those on hand here's an autograph i had him a pre-signed autograph headshot
03:28:38 havelgravelgut up, okay, and she flips over the headshot
03:28:41 havelgravelgut writes down this thing, she says
03:28:42 bad token E-readers contact us, and we will be happy to help you.
03:28:45 ebondawn we can
03:28:47 havelgravelgut I may not look it, but I have elven blood
03:28:54 havelgravelgut it's diluted from around here
03:28:57 havelgravelgut but some things were passed down
03:29:00 havelgravelgut and this is a recipe for very special blackberry wine
03:29:04 havelgravelgut that my family knows it is somewhat secret don't go sharing it around but you saved my life and i
03:29:12 havelgravelgut feel you deserve it cespilir
03:29:16 ebondawn appreciate some good
03:29:17 ebondawn alcohol I promise you
03:29:19 ebondawn S-S-E
03:29:21 havelgravelgut s-s-e-p-i-l-a-r cespilar s
03:29:26 bad token Since we are here, we appreciate the fact that we can
03:29:28 ebondawn P-L-I-R
03:29:29 havelgravelgut -s-e-p-l-a-r cespilar yes p-i-l-a-r
03:29:33 ebondawn that's the name of what
03:29:36 havelgravelgut that's the name of her or that's the name of it's not her actual last name but that's the name of
03:29:36 ebondawn the
03:29:37 ebondawn alright
03:29:41 bad token be of help to you.
03:29:41 havelgravelgut the elven bloodline that she has this recipe from and so called cespilar blackberry
03:29:43 bad token We will be happy to
03:29:50 havelgravelgut wine
03:29:54 ebondawn how's the part that was like
03:29:55 havelgravelgut recipe it's gonna probably she's probably
03:29:56 bad token help you.
03:29:56 bad token If you have
03:29:57 ebondawn like, extra cold from where the guy was touching her
03:29:59 ebondawn to the back of the cover.
03:30:03 havelgravelgut gonna need medical attention on that part
03:30:05 havelgravelgut there are healers in east haven but it's it's not like it's not full-on frostbite to where it's
03:30:10 havelgravelgut gonna damage the entire limb but i mean she's gonna need that's that part's probably gonna die
03:30:15 havelgravelgut you know that part right there
03:30:17 havelgravelgut is going to be needed to be bandaged
03:30:18 havelgravelgut probably going to need to get the dead flesh away
03:30:21 bad token any questions, please feel
03:30:21 ebondawn Yep. Gotcha. Yeah. Make sure you get that
03:30:23 havelgravelgut she will have a
03:30:23 ebondawn taken care of. That's not...
03:30:26 havelgravelgut cool hand shaped scar though
03:30:30 ebondawn Yep. True.
03:30:31 ebondawn Girls love scum in the air.
03:30:33 havelgravelgut yeah right
03:30:33 ebondawn Especially on my face.
03:30:33 bad token free to contact
03:30:35 havelgravelgut Angie were you interested in asking this
03:30:37 havelgravelgut one anything
03:30:39 funkeebuddha No, he pretty much said anything I was going to ask him.
03:30:45 havelgravelgut well it might
03:30:46 ebondawn Oh, you barely even drunk lad. Come on.
03:30:46 havelgravelgut yeah you're right
03:30:48 ebondawn You can pilot the ferry.
03:30:55 ebondawn Sure, the
03:30:56 ebondawn rocking and rolling of the waves will wake you right up.
03:30:59 whygod4007 we're missing someone
03:31:01 bad token us.
03:31:05 troyjohnsen Rico was in the room with the girl the whole time.
03:31:09 ashtonias reeker's doing weird things with groupies in the vip room
03:31:13 ashtonias yeah Dreadie Mercurie
03:31:14 whygod4007 Rinko is
03:31:14 funkeebuddha But I have to get that period.
03:31:15 whygod4007 busy not satisfying
03:31:16 havelgravelgut just one
03:31:17 whygod4007 and preaching to girls alone
03:31:19 whygod4007 in the vip room last time
03:31:20 ebondawn Here he goes in there giving
03:31:21 ebondawn them the okayest time they've had
03:31:23 ebondawn in a long time.
03:31:25 troyjohnsen He was saving the preaching for after the deed.
03:31:28 troyjohnsen I mean,
03:31:30 whygod4007 you never even got to it because you the the
03:31:38 troyjohnsen one of the vows is spread the seed.
03:31:38 funkeebuddha Wonderful.
03:31:41 troyjohnsen So got to do what it takes.
03:31:45 ebondawn roadie roadie we gotta we gotta get him some virility pills like not that i really care about
03:31:46 troyjohnsen Guys, once
03:31:51 ebondawn his sex life but it's gonna look bad on us as a band if like he's not you know if he's leaving
03:31:56 ebondawn like behind the trail of dissatisfied ladies that's not gonna not gonna yeah yeah
03:32:01 whygod4007 secondary performance you
03:32:03 bad token And, we will make
03:32:03 whygod4007 might say i don't know
03:32:06 ebondawn i'm talking
03:32:06 ebondawn about what he bangs i think he's hot that part yeah but
03:32:09 ashtonias Dreadie Mercurie can only work so hard you know to counteract this yeah he's
03:32:16 ebondawn he's giving us a whole other reputation
03:32:18 ebondawn which I don't mind
03:32:24 ebondawn I got nothing against the queers
03:32:25 ebondawn or nothing
03:32:28 havelgravelgut that's a very
03:32:28 funkeebuddha Yes, thank
03:32:29 havelgravelgut have a way to put that
03:32:30 havelgravelgut alright well
03:32:30 whygod4007 seems like Dreadie Mercurie might be getting a reputation that he doesn't put out
03:32:36 ebondawn sorry what
03:32:40 havelgravelgut let's get
03:32:41 havelgravelgut And Rico insists
03:32:42 troyjohnsen again, Dreadie Mercurie is totally not gay.
03:32:45 ashtonias bisexual
03:32:47 troyjohnsen No, Rico.
03:32:47 ebondawn yeah that's just
03:32:48 troyjohnsen It was Rico.
03:32:48 ebondawn that's what gay people said
03:32:50 troyjohnsen Dreadie Mercurie.
03:32:51 whygod4007 still on
03:32:53 havelgravelgut he's not gay.
03:32:53 bad token sure that we get to know you better.
03:32:55 ebondawn I just I really want
03:32:57 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut to be like that
03:32:58 ebondawn tolerant ignorant guy from the south
03:33:00 bad token There it
03:33:01 ebondawn you know
03:33:01 ashtonias well there
03:33:02 ebondawn you got one fucking pound ass or whatever
03:33:05 ebondawn and don't bother me none you do what you want
03:33:10 havelgravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:33:12 ebondawn nope
03:33:13 havelgravelgut Go ahead and load it for you.
03:33:16 ebondawn nope
03:33:16 havelgravelgut Okay.
03:33:20 whygod4007 the ferry are we in a new map oh okay
03:33:20 ebondawn I can see the stream. I can see the stream up
03:33:27 ebondawn Rico stream. Yeah, we're on you. Yeah, I see
03:33:28 bad token goes.
03:33:28 ashtonias was and then it disappeared thank you
03:33:29 troyjohnsen What?
03:33:30 troyjohnsen that part
03:33:30 bad token Yeah.
03:33:31 whygod4007 okay i got it we're on the on the ferry boat
03:33:34 whygod4007 oh yeah yeah yeah
03:33:34 havelgravelgut You're at.
03:33:35 ebondawn that we're getting hell. Yeah, I got a
03:33:37 havelgravelgut Roadie, did you want to look around for Duergar sign?
03:33:39 havelgravelgut And same to you, Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:33:42 whygod4007 I'll take a look
03:33:45 ebondawn plus-five investigation
03:33:47 ebondawn I'll roll that
03:33:57 havelgravelgut There is a small little hole here
03:33:58 ebondawn You're like this because dwarf you know, don't
03:34:05 havelgravelgut that leads to the underside
03:34:07 havelgravelgut of the boat. At first glance
03:34:10 havelgravelgut it looks like just wear and tear, but
03:34:12 havelgravelgut after
03:34:13 havelgravelgut a closer inspection, it looked like this was
03:34:15 havelgravelgut made to look like it was wear and tear.
03:34:18 havelgravelgut That's like an entryway for something
03:34:19 havelgravelgut that can shrink itself.
03:34:24 ebondawn bitch
03:34:25 havelgravelgut That's not usually
03:34:26 havelgravelgut what the regular duergar
03:34:28 havelgravelgut do. They usually embiggen themselves
03:34:30 ebondawn They enlarge their stones. Yeah, it's like
03:34:32 havelgravelgut but mindmasters
03:34:34 havelgravelgut will shrink themselves.
03:34:41 havelgravelgut What are you looking at?
03:34:42 havelgravelgut you looking a hole for oh it allows you with rats that's that's the people say that
03:34:42 whygod4007 the ship's got rats
03:34:45 whygod4007 no I
03:34:50 havelgravelgut they've got
03:34:51 havelgravelgut gray dwarves and i ain't seen one i know they could turn invisible but i'd bumped into
03:34:56 havelgravelgut one by now which one he's keys go
03:34:59 ebondawn Hey insight check this guy
03:35:04 havelgravelgut ahead yeah yeah to
03:35:05 whygod4007 already
03:35:05 whygod4007 I already demassed him
03:35:07 whygod4007 don't worry
03:35:09 ebondawn Fuck off. God damn it
03:35:10 troyjohnsen of conspiration Kaldur Gravelgut moon blessings
03:35:15 havelgravelgut who called there i used
03:35:18 ebondawn I'm not using
03:35:20 ebondawn I'll save
03:35:23 ebondawn I'll save it for something
03:35:24 ebondawn I have a fucking remote chance of succeeding
03:35:27 ebondawn yeah yeah thanks man
03:35:30 troyjohnsen upon you my friend i think
03:35:32 havelgravelgut to there's a
03:35:34 ebondawn yep
03:35:34 havelgravelgut a cabin a few fuckers want
03:35:36 havelgravelgut to like rest up or something
03:35:40 troyjohnsen we should open these
03:35:41 troyjohnsen doors it already
03:35:44 ebondawn that's the cabin
03:35:45 ebondawn that's what he's talking about
03:35:45 ebondawn how do you get below decks
03:35:50 havelgravelgut oh
03:35:52 havelgravelgut what oh dick yeah this is really
03:35:54 havelgravelgut just like a crawl space under there
03:35:55 havelgravelgut it's just there's not even really
03:35:57 havelgravelgut much access
03:36:01 ebondawn yeah there's access to right here
03:36:01 havelgravelgut oh what
03:36:03 ebondawn so
03:36:08 havelgravelgut fucking rat that's where
03:36:12 ebondawn alright don't worry I'll fix it when I'm done
03:36:16 ebondawn Kaldur Gravelgut's gonna
03:36:17 ebondawn pull out his axe and fucking open it
03:36:21 havelgravelgut we'll uh we'll start that
03:36:22 havelgravelgut nice big fat hole
03:36:25 havelgravelgut in the hull of the vessel or the deck
03:36:27 havelgravelgut of the ship
03:36:29 ebondawn it's on the top it's yeah i'll fix
03:36:31 troyjohnsen had a hole nice yeah
03:36:32 havelgravelgut yeah you just and you know like
03:36:34 havelgravelgut he said you're you're a dwarven craftsman
03:36:36 havelgravelgut you'll fix it up all right we'll start with a little uh a little rat hunt uh next time Kaldur Gravelgut
03:36:37 ebondawn it i mean if
03:36:44 havelgravelgut all right
03:36:47 ebondawn there's fucking duragard he thinks
03:36:47 whygod4007 just in
03:36:48 bad token Oh, yeah.
03:36:49 ebondawn the third guy here he's gonna want to fucking kill him you know yeah yeah
03:36:54 havelgravelgut uh all right everybody i'm gonna hit the sack thank you all so much for joining me
03:37:00 havelgravelgut hope you had fun very welcome excellent we will
03:37:02 troyjohnsen good time yeah yeah that
03:37:02 funkeebuddha you, dude.
03:37:04 ebondawn it's a fun fun
03:37:05 ebondawn campaign so far for sure they made
03:37:09 havelgravelgut keep uh keep rolling on through ten towns you
03:37:12 havelgravelgut As you can probably imagine, a couple of those enemies were worth a shitload of
03:37:20 havelgravelgut XP for a level 3.
03:37:24 troyjohnsen dog was beefy we we
03:37:25 havelgravelgut That dog was nasty, and Borgrum was nasty, too.
03:37:29 havelgravelgut But luckily, you had some people submit to William Moon, and then Ally showed up.
03:37:36 troyjohnsen get out of him
03:37:38 troyjohnsen them too yeah did
03:37:40 havelgravelgut It just goes to show Rico, the tenant that says, never question the teachings of William Moon.
03:37:40 ebondawn no fucking moon magic that one
03:37:47 havelgravelgut It's just so true.
03:37:50 havelgravelgut Yeah.
03:37:51 havelgravelgut Yeah.
03:37:51 troyjohnsen you see tenant number tenant number seven in chat it depends it depends
03:37:56 havelgravelgut which is it where
03:37:58 ebondawn was good i did see that it
03:37:59 ebondawn It was, it was, it was, it depends in general.
03:38:02 troyjohnsen yeah
03:38:05 havelgravelgut is where did you post that
03:38:06 troyjohnsen it's just that it's now number seven actually it depends oh uh
03:38:07 whygod4007 general
03:38:07 ebondawn Except that.
03:38:08 whygod4007 just for clarification what tenants
03:38:14 whygod4007 did you actually
03:38:17 whygod4007 put forth this session
03:38:18 whygod4007 is there a number
03:38:20 troyjohnsen don't be gay
03:38:22 troyjohnsen uh yeah with an asterisk now it's been there's a later
03:38:22 havelgravelgut with with an asterisk now uh-huh
03:38:23 whygod4007 on that one
03:38:24 ebondawn Yes.
03:38:24 whygod4007 those are
03:38:30 troyjohnsen tenant that says it's okay to be gay
03:38:33 troyjohnsen apparently now uh always be badass protect the weak smite
03:38:42 troyjohnsen smite the uh smite the evil
03:38:50 troyjohnsen i don't remember what the rest of them right now yeah and
03:38:54 whygod4007 probably the only ones you've said
03:38:56 havelgravelgut smite the evil that's amazing sounds fine
03:39:06 havelgravelgut to me
03:39:08 ebondawn Saloon somewhere.
03:39:09 havelgravelgut what is this team who what that's right
03:39:09 ebondawn Like, what the fuck are you doing?
03:39:13 ebondawn What is this fucking tear ask bullshit?
03:39:17 troyjohnsen john john if you're there i dm'd you uh
03:39:21 troyjohnsen some things that you saw in the book only the
03:39:25 funkeebuddha So aggressive.
03:39:25 ashtonias i appreciate that i will go over it
03:39:27 ashtonias Definitely not following the tenets of William Moon, though.
03:39:30 ashtonias Pretty sure he's Loki.
03:39:31 ebondawn I don't know.
03:39:32 troyjohnsen stuff you saw like at a glance on the cover and
03:39:34 troyjohnsen shit. I'll
03:39:35 ebondawn William moon seems to be following you.
03:39:37 ebondawn So that's
03:39:39 whygod4007 once you open the door to William Moon
03:39:43 whygod4007 you can't really close it
03:39:45 havelgravelgut once you pop the moon don't stop that's
03:39:47 whygod4007 once you open the door
03:39:49 whygod4007 you're stuck talking to William Moon
03:39:51 whygod4007 for at least an hour
03:39:51 whygod4007 Jesus
03:39:52 troyjohnsen give you
03:39:53 troyjohnsen guys a spoiler.
03:39:54 troyjohnsen Tenant number 41 is
03:39:57 troyjohnsen no means yes to William
03:39:59 troyjohnsen Moon.
03:40:04 ebondawn God.
03:40:04 havelgravelgut that's great
03:40:05 ebondawn That's a terrible fucking.
03:40:06 ebondawn No means.
03:40:07 whygod4007 Craig is going to be grabbing
03:40:10 whygod4007 probably all these tenants you've mentioned
03:40:12 whygod4007 and forming an official list
03:40:14 whygod4007 of announced tenants
03:40:16 havelgravelgut there's gonna be an actual
03:40:18 havelgravelgut moon and night
03:40:20 havelgravelgut cult that forms from this
03:40:22 havelgravelgut in like 10 years
03:40:24 havelgravelgut alright friends I gotta hit the sack that was fun
03:40:26 havelgravelgut see y'all next time
03:40:28 whygod4007 later
03:40:28 ebondawn Yep.
03:40:29 ebondawn We are the moon.