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havelgravelgut
The, oh yes, this is Craig. He's going to transcribe the things for perfect callback. And then we know it's a robot. Fat titties, Craig, bad ass titties, Craig, and full Bush to Craig. I don't know somewhere. I hope the government seeing this big ass titties, big ass. We're actually starting the. God damn it. How many thousand I told you, it's the, it's the cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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ebondawn
Now begin the meeting notes for the third annual Klu Klux Klan meeting for North American Chapter Grand Wizard Alec, president.
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ashtonias
Craig, a real person. Hello, Craig. Where is you transcribing it to wonder if it will transcribe sound bites like possibly that or like the cash on this is just completely empty because I don't use it for this ever
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troyjohnsen
Fuck yeah! I'm back. It's fucking there, guys. Look. Rico will start dancing to the music and trying to join it with the guitar. Guys, I think he wants me to go out there and Rico's going to start trying to break the window with his hands. I'm going to try to smash the window. Oh, there's a window actually. It's fucking William Boothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothoth I'm going to try to break the gorilla.
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havelgravelgut
clan the kkkk all right we're totally we wear sunglasses over our hoods
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funkeebuddha
Oh. Oh my god. That's good shit.
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ebondawn
We wear sunglasses over our heads.
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havelgravelgut
like that perhaps but god damn it why do they give you all that option all right then we
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ebondawn
Had to say sound I a to play it, like we didn't know what they were.
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havelgravelgut
we made our way to easthaven where we played a gig at uh and i will say it is true though you
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ebondawn
Had A A A a a a a happy happy happy happy happy.
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havelgravelgut
will notice i mean the first gig is moderately better than your last one you know so i'm sure
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havelgravelgut
Enrico's mind that is absolute
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havelgravelgut
Guaranteed proof that William Moon
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havelgravelgut
Is 100% working
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havelgravelgut
Baby and we are at
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havelgravelgut
The White Lady Inn right
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havelgravelgut
Now where speaking of White Lady
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havelgravelgut
Your roadie
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havelgravelgut
Always has every
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havelgravelgut
Coat pocket full of every
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havelgravelgut
Drug that you could ever want
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havelgravelgut
And some you definitely don't want I'm sure
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havelgravelgut
Like yeah roadie
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havelgravelgut
You got a yellow
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havelgravelgut
Crystals in a pocket it's just DMD
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havelgravelgut
Crystals you got all kind of shit
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havelgravelgut
And then there was a bit of mushroom tea drank by Rico.
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havelgravelgut
Rico failed him a Constitution save.
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havelgravelgut
So, Rico, you are tripping absolute bowels right now.
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havelgravelgut
Rico, you look out the window, and William Moon's out there, and he's waving to you.
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ebondawn
Had A A A A A R I have a I feel like Rico's incapable of getting back called for this order.
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havelgravelgut
He starts moving his hands, and there's an LDS choir singing,
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havelgravelgut
Oh, happy day
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havelgravelgut
Oh, happy day
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havelgravelgut
I mean happy night
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havelgravelgut
Cause that's when the moon is
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havelgravelgut
Beautiful
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havelgravelgut
Yeah
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havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, there's nothing
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havelgravelgut
It's so delusional
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ebondawn
Like a bad
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ebondawn
Go to settings
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havelgravelgut
There's nothing out there, by the way, Kaldur Gravelgut
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havelgravelgut
Also, Kaldur Gravelgut, if you want to do
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havelgravelgut
Slappity bass when you play
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havelgravelgut
Performance checks
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havelgravelgut
Go to settings
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havelgravelgut
And then go to game settings
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ebondawn
Yep
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funkeebuddha
I think something good.
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havelgravelgut
And then go to game settings
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havelgravelgut
and then you go to holy shit you loaded in fast john and then um once you're in game settings i
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ebondawn
I also feel like John is a guy who has
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havelgravelgut
mean maybe it was your fucking graphics card that was melting there was there was maybe it was like
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havelgravelgut
half the little bit in there just like fucking going critical mass that is also that's that's
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ebondawn
Like 3700
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ebondawn
Open tabs with active things
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ebondawn
Going on all the time
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ebondawn
And his poor computer is just begging for death
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havelgravelgut
there if i god kelby finally seppuku all right so once you go to settings go to game settings
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ashtonias
you're not wrong here what oh where's the sound coming from game settings okay okay okay
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ebondawn
Yeah yeah
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havelgravelgut
uh Kaldur Gravelgut you know settings the little tab with the gear then game things and then go to joe's
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ebondawn
I'm gonna
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ebondawn
Pick your band mate
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havelgravelgut
tastic help signal and open bandmate icons and make sure that your name is not a red x is a green
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havelgravelgut
check and then once you save that when you press the make it a green check make sure it's a green
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ebondawn
I'm Kaldur Gravelgut
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ebondawn
Okay
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havelgravelgut
check uh and then once it's a green check you should be able to play performance checks and
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havelgravelgut
it should go and Dreadie Mercurie that goes for you too if you want to hear this go to settings which is
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ebondawn
it is a green check i don't know where's the sound coming from go to the moon
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funkeebuddha
You're what?
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funkeebuddha
You just heard it.
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funkeebuddha
Oh.
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havelgravelgut
little ears tabs to the right and then go to game settings they're still dancing rico now they've
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havelgravelgut
started to do the electric slide and then go to show stastic help signal and then go to uh
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ebondawn
right yeah click you have to click your name and then click the x that's what you have to
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havelgravelgut
show band-aid icons toggle your name ready mercury to make be a green check instead of a red x only
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havelgravelgut
your name yes and then you say save and then now when you do a performance check and other stuff
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funkeebuddha
Yep.
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ebondawn
get there was no save button thanks joe thanks joe and probably claude
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ashtonias
that's cool as shit so this is a this will be a performance check on my character sheet
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havelgravelgut
it should make appropriate for you correct just roll it and it'll do it did yours work Kaldur Gravelgut
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funkeebuddha
Let's see it.
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ashtonias
let me try where's my guy let's see oh it's glorious we're not all seeing the same gorilla
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havelgravelgut
Alright so
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whygod4007
I need to get some better drums and slap bass sounds very much glut oh is he really wants to get what kind of feelings are you having for this gorilla you've seen outside I start looking at the pocket I pulled those mushrooms out of and then at the gorilla packet the extreme disadvantage of skin tight leather pants all right we got
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ebondawn
walk over and open
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funkeebuddha
Very much fun.
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funkeebuddha
Yeah.
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havelgravelgut
Oh boy
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havelgravelgut
It's gonna be chaos
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havelgravelgut
Oh well that's what we love
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funkeebuddha
The winter.
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havelgravelgut
Okay so the hour grows late
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havelgravelgut
And it is time
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havelgravelgut
For your gig all of you look out
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havelgravelgut
And Rico is like dancing looking out
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havelgravelgut
The window at nothing
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havelgravelgut
Yeah William Moon's giving you two thumbs up
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havelgravelgut
That's a great idea
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havelgravelgut
Come on you can't use the door
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havelgravelgut
Doors are for heathen pagans
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havelgravelgut
Also just gotta shudder
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ebondawn
the door or the window
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ebondawn
without breaking it
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ebondawn
I'm going to call you later
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ebondawn
I'll be going up now and I'll just like
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ebondawn
when he's on the drug scene
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havelgravelgut
Oh, it is a gorilla
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ebondawn
just let him
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ebondawn
have you talked about William Moondogs before
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havelgravelgut
As you jump out of the window
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havelgravelgut
This is where the gorilla panic
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havelgravelgut
Comes in
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havelgravelgut
William Moon unzips his face
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havelgravelgut
And a gorilla pops out
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havelgravelgut
It starts beating the fuck out of you
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havelgravelgut
Yeah
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havelgravelgut
Nobody, you're not seeing anything
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ebondawn
I imagine he had
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ebondawn
no I didn't
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ashtonias
right we all took the drug right oh i sure hope so it's not the size mate it's how you use it
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funkeebuddha
No.
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havelgravelgut
Rico is swinging the guitar
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havelgravelgut
At absolute air
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havelgravelgut
Rico, the
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funkeebuddha
He's tripping.
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funkeebuddha
I did.
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havelgravelgut
Rico on the roller
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havelgravelgut
Rico
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funkeebuddha
Joy.
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troyjohnsen
Yeah. Okay. Rico just starts screaming like a girl and rolling around on the ground. I'll start stripping. I gather my senses a little bit, and I launch a thunder wave at basically center of the strike.
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havelgravelgut
A powerful swing
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havelgravelgut
The gorilla blocks it with
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ebondawn
oh fuck
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havelgravelgut
Roll a wisdom
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ebondawn
I'm going to have to fix
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havelgravelgut
Saving throw please Rico
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havelgravelgut
Rico
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ebondawn
that fucking guitar again
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ebondawn
why do you have so much
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havelgravelgut
The
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havelgravelgut
Gorilla turns into tiny spider
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havelgravelgut
Gorillas and they're in your clothes
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havelgravelgut
You gotta get your clothes off Rico
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funkeebuddha
I think joy.
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havelgravelgut
The clothes are what the problem is
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havelgravelgut
Yeah
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havelgravelgut
I don't know
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ebondawn
nightmare fuel on tap
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ebondawn
I'm thinking
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havelgravelgut
Roadie
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havelgravelgut
You've seen this
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havelgravelgut
They are
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havelgravelgut
Yep
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havelgravelgut
oh god on the back
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havelgravelgut
just a giant
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troyjohnsen
yeah where is that i think i i cast it on myself too so i think i don't think i'm immune to it
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funkeebuddha
He's casting Thunderwigs at this.
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havelgravelgut
wave of snow
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havelgravelgut
there's a brief moment where there's no snow
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havelgravelgut
around you
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havelgravelgut
and then
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havelgravelgut
yeah you look
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havelgravelgut
at the back of that gorilla panic packet
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havelgravelgut
it says made in mystica
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havelgravelgut
oh boy
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havelgravelgut
that's like it's not
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havelgravelgut
pharmaceutically regulated over there
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havelgravelgut
yep oh my god
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funkeebuddha
Gorilla.
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troyjohnsen
right yeah but it's a 10 foot cube so like i cast it i guess fighters that
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havelgravelgut
no way it emanates from you right
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havelgravelgut
I think they're
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havelgravelgut
Oh, I see
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ebondawn
you can cast it on yourself actually
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troyjohnsen
yeah i got i got it guys i killed worry about it man i know what i'm
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havelgravelgut
It's not an emanation, it's a cube
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ebondawn
okay
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havelgravelgut
Yes
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havelgravelgut
Rico blows himself back against the wall
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ebondawn
let's not forget your level 2 there Chad
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havelgravelgut
Dick just flopping
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havelgravelgut
In the snow
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havelgravelgut
And Rico, you open your eyes
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havelgravelgut
The gorilla's gone
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havelgravelgut
Rico comes
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funkeebuddha
Hey, man.
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havelgravelgut
The door swings open
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ebondawn
that was half your health
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ebondawn
sorry
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troyjohnsen
it's not particularly impressive
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havelgravelgut
The door from the stage
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havelgravelgut
Are you guys gonna play
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havelgravelgut
What the fuck
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havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, you look
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funkeebuddha
He's just rolling up, man. That's all he's gonna do.
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ebondawn
it's your first time
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ebondawn
plus you
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havelgravelgut
and there's like you look at your point of view like there's a lot of people looking in and seeing
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havelgravelgut
that and also uh the chick that roadie was trying to get rico to bang or to bang rico and the speaker
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havelgravelgut
are kind of peering over looking in actually from their point of view though now that i'm looking
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havelgravelgut
they can't quite see yeah they can't the speaker can't see rico but she can what kind of package
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havelgravelgut
is Rico rocking okay all right she looks
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troyjohnsen
yeah on on a normal day it's you know it's it's not nothing to be ashamed of but it's enough
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havelgravelgut
and takes no yeah no the and also in
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ebondawn
outside naked intent so freezing cold and drugs yeah it's about four stacks right now
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havelgravelgut
free school and not only that being
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havelgravelgut
outside being outside naked not only
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havelgravelgut
being outside naked putting your dick
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havelgravelgut
into the snow and rolling around in it
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havelgravelgut
I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking
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funkeebuddha
Bring it.
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funkeebuddha
Oh, no.
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havelgravelgut
average test yeah yeah all right all
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troyjohnsen
it's enough to make Rico self-conscious is anybody close on Rico Rico's heart is going
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havelgravelgut
right Rico Rico no baby Rico roll a
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ashtonias
so he's the only one that failed his check then right is that why this is all happening
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ebondawn
it's just some people in tiny decks
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havelgravelgut
wisdom saving throw again he goes still
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funkeebuddha
Oh, my God.
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havelgravelgut
naked Barnabas goes get on stage or else
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havelgravelgut
you're fucking fired okay Rico Rico
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whygod4007
we got ourselves the fucking drugs
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funkeebuddha
Show must perform, man.
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whygod4007
now it's time for the rock
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whygod4007
what's that
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ebondawn
Kaldur Gravelgut will help Kaldur Gravelgut will help reagan put on his pants just like jesus oh how's his
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havelgravelgut
you're gonna be pant shirtless but pants
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havelgravelgut
on Rico's eyes look like manhole covers
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havelgravelgut
is just he looks like a shark he's just
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havelgravelgut
all pupils and he is just
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havelgravelgut
staring around Rico you walk
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havelgravelgut
into this and they're like
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havelgravelgut
this is also kind of a seance hippie bar
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havelgravelgut
so there's like incense smoke that
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havelgravelgut
twirls in the air there's a
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havelgravelgut
bunch of like leather I'm sorry
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havelgravelgut
silks hanging from the ceilings and
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havelgravelgut
shit it is kind of a
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havelgravelgut
a pretty trippy place
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havelgravelgut
to be tripping absolute balls on Gorilla
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havelgravelgut
Panic correct you're feeling
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ashtonias
could i had made some kind of a check to make a dramatic freddie mercury-esque entrance
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havelgravelgut
good Dreadie Mercurie oh yes
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troyjohnsen
a mile a minute as he takes in the sea what what is you know how is his guitar yeah I mean well
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havelgravelgut
of course give me a perception
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ashtonias
all right was that a oh fuck system of a down that sounded like system of a down
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havelgravelgut
I mean a performance check
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havelgravelgut
luckily
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ebondawn
guitar by the way just don't all cast mending on it as we're stumbling out
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havelgravelgut
I think at the very least
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troyjohnsen
he used it to cast thunder wave luckily rico is not capable of listening right now or else
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havelgravelgut
the spellcasting focus would be fine
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havelgravelgut
his guitar is wet
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havelgravelgut
from the snow
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havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut but he didn't actually swing it into
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havelgravelgut
anything hard he was swinging it into
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havelgravelgut
an imaginary he didn't think a tree
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havelgravelgut
was the gorilla the gorilla was literally not there
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havelgravelgut
so
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havelgravelgut
it's probably going to
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havelgravelgut
warp at best
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havelgravelgut
you'll have some warping
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havelgravelgut
from the extreme temperature of
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havelgravelgut
snow and wetness into this hot
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havelgravelgut
bar.
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havelgravelgut
All right.
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ebondawn
I'm starting to doubt whether you're actually
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havelgravelgut
I'm not sure.
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ebondawn
one of the good ones, like my
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ebondawn
uncle says.
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ashtonias
don't mind him he's transcending i did
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havelgravelgut
Okay, let's see.
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ebondawn
Like my uncle always said,
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ebondawn
all elves suck, except for
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ebondawn
the good ones.
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havelgravelgut
Let's see.
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troyjohnsen
he might take offense he's just like staring at the front of the stage
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ebondawn
Rico's
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ebondawn
not here right now.
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troyjohnsen
okay he tries he tries playing the guitar with his teeth for a beat
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havelgravelgut
All right.
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havelgravelgut
Roll for performance
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havelgravelgut
initial. Beautiful.
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funkeebuddha
All right, I'm on my way out.
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ebondawn
Also, I don't remember, did we decide
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funkeebuddha
I'm gonna release the, um, my little mechanical bat.
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havelgravelgut
I need to get a token for that.
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funkeebuddha
I gave you a picture of him, right?
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havelgravelgut
Yes, I think so. I've just been lazy.
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funkeebuddha
No, that's fine.
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ebondawn
if I could use Magecraft
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ebondawn
for performance
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ebondawn
or no, for musical
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havelgravelgut
I don't think it is, but
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ebondawn
instruments. It says artisan's
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ebondawn
tool or herbalism kit, so it's pretty specific,
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ebondawn
so probably not. I don't think a musical
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ebondawn
instrument is not considered to be an artisan's tool, right?
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havelgravelgut
you're not really playing
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havelgravelgut
a lute you're playing some kind of mechanical fucking bass guitar that you've created with
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havelgravelgut
your tinker stools you know what i'm saying um i will say yes for now and if it if i don't like it
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ebondawn
Mm-hmm.
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havelgravelgut
i i i reserve the right to renege all right it's ready
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ebondawn
Well, I'll cast that on myself.
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ebondawn
I actually want to just
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ebondawn
cast it in between songs, because it takes...
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ebondawn
Oh, that's cool.
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havelgravelgut
ready ng and scales i'll get scales up there
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havelgravelgut
ready and did you roll initiative you did you get it i saw that i didn't see your uh
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ashtonias
i got a 10 i also got a 26 on my entrance performance roll performance check right 10
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havelgravelgut
are you clicking from the character truth what the hell oh yeah that's right okay
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ashtonias
so i need to make a performance check right let's see
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ebondawn
Turns out that spider gorilla's actually an herbivore,
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ebondawn
so it's okay. Like,
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havelgravelgut
angie you're up first give me a performance okay no no there you go what'd you get what'd you get
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funkeebuddha
Oh, I just rolled him.
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funkeebuddha
You want me to do it again?
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funkeebuddha
Okay.
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havelgravelgut
18. all right so let's grab against the bob including the hot lady prudence
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funkeebuddha
Uh, 18.
00:17:15
havelgravelgut
Scales is going to give it a go
00:17:19
havelgravelgut
Decent
00:17:23
havelgravelgut
Rico
00:17:26
ebondawn
D6.
00:17:29
funkeebuddha
Mm-hmm.
00:17:31
funkeebuddha
We load.
00:17:31
havelgravelgut
Rico you unfortunately will have disadvantage
00:17:38
havelgravelgut
Because
00:17:39
havelgravelgut
You just haven't learned how to ride the wave
00:17:42
havelgravelgut
You know what I'm saying
00:17:43
havelgravelgut
Oh boy Rico starts doing some
00:17:47
havelgravelgut
Weird shit
00:17:48
havelgravelgut
He starts getting real fucking weird
00:17:51
havelgravelgut
He's doing this like fucking
00:17:55
havelgravelgut
Semi-tonal shit
00:17:56
havelgravelgut
And boy
00:17:58
havelgravelgut
It goes down by three clicks
00:18:02
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:18:05
troyjohnsen
we could do we could do yeah rico rico suddenly feel rico suddenly feel
00:18:06
havelgravelgut
ready oh god no ready rico is blowing it he is way too high right now you need to
00:18:09
ebondawn
He's like a kid who's
00:18:10
ebondawn
practiced guitar for like six months, and is like,
00:18:12
ebondawn
guys, you want to hear some polyphia? You're like, no,
00:18:14
ebondawn
not from you
00:18:15
ebondawn
no
00:18:15
ebondawn
damn it Rico
00:18:22
havelgravelgut
save the day that is the dc of the um this particular gig uh not a terribly huge gig
00:18:29
ashtonias
can you see this because i'm doing it as hard as i can
00:18:32
ebondawn
stop calling me
00:18:42
havelgravelgut
but you know it's a nice ball with a nice stage and the crowd is paying attention
00:18:45
havelgravelgut
uh you maintain but you are kind of distracted rico is trying to play with his teeth and i'm
00:18:52
havelgravelgut
sure he thinks he's nail it but he's he's not even plucking the right spring with his teeth
00:18:57
havelgravelgut
uh roadie uh-oh your turn you piece of shit hurry up you slow piece of shit
00:19:06
whygod4007
oh uh give me a second
00:19:12
whygod4007
had to
00:19:14
whygod4007
reload uh who's the next
00:19:20
funkeebuddha
We loading.
00:19:35
havelgravelgut
i'm sorry it's my fault my bloody let's go with cold error okay
00:19:36
funkeebuddha
Damn.
00:19:42
whygod4007
person to go okay i'll
00:19:47
funkeebuddha
How do you...
00:19:47
whygod4007
i'll give
00:19:48
funkeebuddha
Ha, ha, ha.
00:19:49
whygod4007
till there the
00:19:51
whygod4007
i'll give the help action to to rico
00:19:54
whygod4007
i think he needs it most
00:19:55
whygod4007
uh
00:19:56
ebondawn
Colbert
00:19:56
havelgravelgut
rich person was a call there rico you have the special roadie health action which is the
00:19:56
ebondawn
I fucking hate it
00:19:58
ebondawn
Colbert
00:19:59
ebondawn
was that for me or for Rico
00:20:00
funkeebuddha
hell yeah
00:20:06
havelgravelgut
rock symbol on your token that will give you advantage on that performance check which will
00:20:11
havelgravelgut
offset your trippy balls rico because rico's struggling uh roadie what do you say what do
00:20:18
ebondawn
now you have
00:20:23
havelgravelgut
you like scream across to uh rico to like calm him down that's rico that that that seals that
00:20:28
whygod4007
uh it's just
00:20:31
whygod4007
headbanging
00:20:34
whygod4007
an air guitar
00:20:35
whygod4007
aimed in his direction.
00:20:41
havelgravelgut
You are killing it.
00:20:46
ebondawn
double disadvantage
00:20:47
troyjohnsen
feels like william mood is with him really nice rico will reach out and rub your bald head
00:20:47
ebondawn
instead of the LVM
00:20:50
havelgravelgut
Fuck it, eh?
00:20:52
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut.
00:20:52
whygod4007
I was like, who's William Moon now?
00:20:54
whygod4007
I'm remembering who William Moon is.
00:20:58
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, let's use all of it.
00:20:59
ebondawn
can we refer to your
00:20:59
whygod4007
You ever see
00:21:00
ebondawn
can we refer to your cult as the
00:21:01
havelgravelgut
Go ahead.
00:21:04
ebondawn
Booninites please
00:21:05
havelgravelgut
You certainly can.
00:21:05
ebondawn
all right my turn all right i'll so Kaldur Gravelgut's not a showman but he does have like the basis
00:21:12
havelgravelgut
Sounds like a great hit.
00:21:22
havelgravelgut
Yes, sir, Kaldur Gravelgut.
00:21:29
ebondawn
like the grizzled basis zz top style showmanship you know so he'll he'll just fucking do that
00:21:35
ebondawn
little like fucking old man zz top strut across the stage and then he's trying to stretch from
00:21:39
havelgravelgut
Hell yeah.
00:21:40
havelgravelgut
Move your guitar back and forth.
00:21:42
ebondawn
ricoh's dog performance right now so he's gonna he'll he'll bonus action cast orions
00:21:45
havelgravelgut
God damn it.
00:21:48
havelgravelgut
Cool.
00:21:50
ebondawn
or orion step which is a five foot teleport you pop in front of him and then um he will try to
00:21:51
havelgravelgut
I love that shit so much.
00:21:59
ebondawn
not suck which is you know he's not great at this so add a d6 to it there we go
00:22:03
havelgravelgut
Dramatic.
00:22:06
havelgravelgut
God damn.
00:22:08
havelgravelgut
okay you know how i want to do this uh uh Kaldur Gravelgut once per performance i think that's the way to do
00:22:10
ebondawn
d6 for magecraft yeah that's what i was thinking like or like or like
00:22:26
havelgravelgut
it yeah yeah yeah no that's great i think that's the way to do it i'd also i think that i'll let
00:22:29
ebondawn
because it's it lasts for one minute so i have to use it like early yeah yeah it's definitely
00:22:37
havelgravelgut
you at any point in the performance you can say all right i'm going to use magecraft to give me
00:22:40
havelgravelgut
my plus d6 allowing you to be like i want this one to be x for good or i really don't want this
00:22:46
havelgravelgut
one just sucks you know what i mean all right Kaldur Gravelgut with a 20 fucking one well makes up for
00:22:53
havelgravelgut
that you like uh roadie you're so proud he poofs in front of him and like a what is the what is
00:23:01
havelgravelgut
the poof is it like a like a cloud of like forge smoke or what yeah and dude in roadie with like
00:23:08
ebondawn
got to be like pyrotechnics for sure it's not none of this foofy elf yeah no it's
00:23:15
havelgravelgut
some classic pyrotechnic fucking special effects appears in front of rico's tripping ball self
00:23:21
havelgravelgut
and rips a little bass fill
00:23:23
havelgravelgut
that brings the crowd
00:23:25
havelgravelgut
back to the banging
00:23:26
havelgravelgut
beautiful
00:23:27
ebondawn
and he does this easy top thing where he spins his guitar
00:23:31
havelgravelgut
Angie
00:23:32
ebondawn
which means by the way i've been to his easy top concert i've never seen so many
00:23:33
havelgravelgut
I love
00:23:36
ebondawn
45 year old titties in my whole life as when they just stand there they're just
00:23:39
funkeebuddha
sorry hold on a second
00:23:41
havelgravelgut
I love 45
00:23:42
ebondawn
They go, and then
00:23:44
ebondawn
we're like, what?
00:23:44
havelgravelgut
that's my favorite guy
00:23:46
havelgravelgut
Angie
00:23:50
troyjohnsen
rico's gonna back pants probably getting a little loose and then then go for a stage dive
00:23:52
havelgravelgut
time to keep it going
00:23:52
ebondawn
Right, Matt.
00:23:53
ashtonias
The gorilla's back, and he's nice now.
00:23:57
havelgravelgut
let's see it Angie
00:24:01
ebondawn
Get your shit together, son.
00:24:05
ebondawn
It's a good time for a Nat 20.
00:24:05
havelgravelgut
let's see it
00:24:08
havelgravelgut
your turn
00:24:09
havelgravelgut
oh my damn
00:24:12
funkeebuddha
there it is
00:24:15
funkeebuddha
how's that
00:24:24
funkeebuddha
always the drums and the bass
00:24:25
havelgravelgut
okay ng and Kaldur Gravelgut with that fucking turnaround bring us one true success away let's see if
00:24:42
havelgravelgut
scales can do it i guess i do do i think the 18 will do it no you you went you got a 13
00:24:44
funkeebuddha
always the drums and the bass
00:24:45
ebondawn
It's always the dreams
00:24:45
funkeebuddha
we're going around
00:24:46
ebondawn
in the face, fucking picking shit back up.
00:24:48
ebondawn
They're like, come on, motherfucker.
00:24:56
ashtonias
I feel like I was skipped here somehow.
00:24:59
ebondawn
No, you're...
00:25:01
havelgravelgut
yes yeah you you're distracted by by uh rico rico they're on your feet and it's for you
00:25:05
ebondawn
Yeah, you just...
00:25:05
funkeebuddha
this is
00:25:06
ebondawn
You followed up Rico's terrible
00:25:06
funkeebuddha
oh no
00:25:09
ebondawn
performance with a kind of stabilizing
00:25:11
ebondawn
but not great recovery
00:25:13
ebondawn
because he's distracted.
00:25:19
havelgravelgut
oh boy oh boy
00:25:21
ebondawn
Also, there's a little bit of elf ball
00:25:23
ebondawn
sticking out from his leather pants right now.
00:25:33
troyjohnsen
i'll i meant to do that then i'll jump back on the stage rico is still dancing and strumming
00:25:34
funkeebuddha
oh no
00:25:36
havelgravelgut
what the fuck
00:25:37
funkeebuddha
instantaneously
00:25:38
havelgravelgut
Rico
00:25:40
ashtonias
I mean, this is a hippie bar, right?
00:25:43
ashtonias
You know, some of these are going to be closet nudists.
00:25:46
havelgravelgut
just Rico roll
00:25:47
ebondawn
Rico has the help
00:25:48
ebondawn
action, so...
00:25:50
havelgravelgut
dexterity saving throw yeah and I'll give
00:25:52
havelgravelgut
you advantage with that performance
00:25:54
havelgravelgut
thing Rico you
00:25:55
ebondawn
Not what he wanted the help
00:25:57
ebondawn
action for.
00:25:57
ebondawn
I mean, a half-naked elf
00:25:59
havelgravelgut
land into like a forward roll
00:26:01
havelgravelgut
uh where'd they go
00:26:03
havelgravelgut
they move
00:26:13
funkeebuddha
sober now
00:26:16
havelgravelgut
over
00:26:16
havelgravelgut
yes
00:26:18
ebondawn
just leapt at some of those...
00:26:20
ebondawn
That's got to be in their top five
00:26:22
ebondawn
nightmares of all time.
00:26:24
havelgravelgut
yeah you're
00:26:24
ebondawn
A lot of fishermen here.
00:26:37
havelgravelgut
on the lake all right uh
00:26:41
havelgravelgut
Vardaban goes
00:26:42
havelgravelgut
Hey
00:26:44
havelgravelgut
What the fuck is wrong with that elf
00:26:46
ebondawn
Yep.
00:26:48
havelgravelgut
That's fair but I mean
00:26:53
ebondawn
I mean, he's a fucking elf.
00:26:57
havelgravelgut
Did he sit in gum
00:26:57
havelgravelgut
That's fucking disgusting
00:27:01
ebondawn
No, I think that's an exposed
00:27:04
ebondawn
testicle. We'll take care of that when he gets back.
00:27:09
funkeebuddha
oh my god
00:27:11
ebondawn
You might want
00:27:12
ebondawn
to give that table an extra washer, too.
00:27:18
funkeebuddha
oh my god
00:27:20
havelgravelgut
Dude yeah
00:27:22
havelgravelgut
This guy's kid Josh Lancaster
00:27:25
havelgravelgut
In high school
00:27:27
ebondawn
We mainly keep him around for the abs,
00:27:27
havelgravelgut
Used to pull his
00:27:29
ebondawn
you know, so.
00:27:31
havelgravelgut
Nutsack out and throw up his gym shorts
00:27:33
havelgravelgut
And go up to girls and go hey I sit in gum
00:27:35
havelgravelgut
Horrible
00:27:37
ebondawn
What the fuck?
00:27:40
troyjohnsen
i think after a little a few more like laps around around the stage rico's just gonna
00:27:41
havelgravelgut
Alright
00:27:44
funkeebuddha
that's his
00:27:46
ebondawn
Is he in prison? Just out of curiosity?
00:27:47
havelgravelgut
Probably not I don't know it's fine
00:27:47
funkeebuddha
he's the owner of the company now
00:27:50
havelgravelgut
Alright
00:27:53
funkeebuddha
I think it would be the voice
00:27:54
havelgravelgut
Who do I
00:27:56
havelgravelgut
Let's see
00:27:57
havelgravelgut
Who usually talks to
00:28:01
havelgravelgut
The barkeep to get paid
00:28:04
havelgravelgut
That'd probably be Roadie
00:28:05
ebondawn
I meant it. Roadie, right?
00:28:07
funkeebuddha
of the group
00:28:07
funkeebuddha
yeah that's true
00:28:09
havelgravelgut
He's like kind of the acting band man
00:28:11
havelgravelgut
He will go
00:28:12
funkeebuddha
20 gold each
00:28:13
havelgravelgut
It was pretty good
00:28:13
whygod4007
socks get blown
00:28:16
whygod4007
off like that before?
00:28:19
havelgravelgut
But the singer's damn good
00:28:22
havelgravelgut
But he got distracted by that fruity elf
00:28:24
havelgravelgut
With his ball out
00:28:26
havelgravelgut
Yeah I don't know what time it is
00:28:29
whygod4007
That's just rock and roll, baby.
00:28:31
whygod4007
Sometimes you
00:28:34
whygod4007
dominate the gorilla, and sometimes
00:28:36
whygod4007
the gorilla dominates you.
00:28:37
whygod4007
Are you going to give him the mending equivalent
00:28:38
ebondawn
You turn back
00:28:39
havelgravelgut
Yes
00:28:40
ebondawn
and Kaldur Gravelgut is trying to guess
00:28:42
ebondawn
Mending on his leather pants
00:28:43
ebondawn
I'm like, push the fucking ball back in
00:28:46
ebondawn
No, go under the pants
00:28:47
ebondawn
Hold the ball in while I close it with mending
00:28:50
ebondawn
Or you're gonna bleed out
00:28:52
ebondawn
Oh, thank God
00:28:54
whygod4007
of zipping his balls up?
00:28:56
havelgravelgut
Is he unconscious
00:29:04
troyjohnsen
suddenly crash and he's like unconscious in the corner somebody's gonna have to drag rico
00:29:10
ebondawn
Yeah, okay
00:29:11
havelgravelgut
All right
00:29:12
whygod4007
It's a beautiful
00:29:14
whygod4007
thing, man. When the sex
00:29:16
whygod4007
and the drugs and the rock and roll
00:29:18
whygod4007
all come together.
00:29:20
whygod4007
One beautiful moment of
00:29:21
havelgravelgut
Here's 15 gold a piece
00:29:22
whygod4007
pure, pure
00:29:26
whygod4007
expression. Who's talking right now?
00:29:31
havelgravelgut
For the band and there's an additional
00:29:33
havelgravelgut
Five for the tips
00:29:34
havelgravelgut
Not bad
00:29:37
havelgravelgut
40 gold each
00:29:40
funkeebuddha
what
00:29:40
ebondawn
Nice
00:29:41
havelgravelgut
Let's see here
00:29:43
ebondawn
It won't be gold a piece
00:29:44
ebondawn
What the fuck is my line?
00:29:46
havelgravelgut
NG
00:29:49
havelgravelgut
What's your
00:29:51
ebondawn
How do I, what is that?
00:29:51
havelgravelgut
What's your
00:29:51
ebondawn
Zero Moines
00:29:52
ebondawn
That's pretty good
00:29:53
ashtonias
Oh, fuck. I don't have a keyboard.
00:29:53
funkeebuddha
I'll say with you, Des Moines
00:29:55
ashtonias
How do I do this?
00:29:56
havelgravelgut
What's your
00:29:56
ashtonias
There we go.
00:29:57
havelgravelgut
Neck bat's name
00:29:59
havelgravelgut
Des Moines
00:29:59
ebondawn
Des Moines
00:30:02
funkeebuddha
Des Moines
00:30:04
havelgravelgut
Amazing
00:30:06
ebondawn
Is it spelled Des Moines?
00:30:07
funkeebuddha
No, D-E-M-O-Y-N
00:30:12
funkeebuddha
Des Moines is where
00:30:13
ashtonias
Jeez, boys.
00:30:16
funkeebuddha
Des Moines is where
00:30:17
ebondawn
It's off at Iowan
00:30:18
ebondawn
yeah I've been down to these points
00:30:20
ebondawn
oh
00:30:20
funkeebuddha
Where Ozzy bit the head of the bat off
00:30:23
funkeebuddha
Yeah, exactly
00:30:25
havelgravelgut
Amazing
00:30:25
ebondawn
yeah I'll pick you
00:30:28
havelgravelgut
Of course that's where somebody threw a real bat on stage
00:30:31
havelgravelgut
Hey man we gotta get out of here
00:30:32
funkeebuddha
Alright, man
00:30:36
havelgravelgut
Let's throw this last bat on stage
00:30:39
havelgravelgut
We gotta go get some more copper for us
00:30:41
havelgravelgut
When that runs out
00:30:42
havelgravelgut
That's the guy who threw the bat
00:30:45
funkeebuddha
Yeah, it's called
00:30:50
havelgravelgut
On the Aussie stage
00:30:51
whygod4007
Oh.
00:30:52
havelgravelgut
I'm updating a mech
00:30:54
havelgravelgut
For uh
00:30:55
havelgravelgut
For in
00:30:58
havelgravelgut
Okay I'm just gonna
00:30:58
funkeebuddha
It's called The Flying Wonder
00:30:59
funkeebuddha
He's gonna wake up sometime, man
00:31:02
troyjohnsen
is anybody around me what happened did did we do it fuck yeah
00:31:05
ebondawn
all right
00:31:06
ebondawn
that's fair
00:31:09
funkeebuddha
Just a little bit
00:31:10
funkeebuddha
ah clammy okay um let's see yes i can he do i no no i can't do that
00:31:14
havelgravelgut
Do this thing for now
00:31:16
havelgravelgut
Uh no no
00:31:16
whygod4007
While we're dragging his
00:31:18
whygod4007
unconscious body around,
00:31:20
whygod4007
I make eye contact with the women to see if
00:31:22
whygod4007
they're still interested.
00:31:26
havelgravelgut
The speaker and
00:31:27
havelgravelgut
Prudence are in the process of
00:31:30
havelgravelgut
Leaving right he's got those
00:31:33
ebondawn
how the fuck are you still so sweaty
00:31:35
whygod4007
Oh, we're
00:31:38
ebondawn
even though you were just on the snow
00:31:40
ebondawn
yeah you got those
00:31:42
havelgravelgut
Cold sweats uh this
00:31:43
havelgravelgut
Guy
00:31:44
havelgravelgut
Stinks
00:31:44
ebondawn
druggy fucking sweats
00:31:46
ebondawn
and the leather pants
00:31:48
havelgravelgut
Um this thing
00:31:49
ebondawn
aren't helping
00:31:50
ebondawn
you played like shit
00:31:51
havelgravelgut
Is not the correct stats right now
00:31:53
havelgravelgut
But i will fix it but that's a
00:31:55
havelgravelgut
Placeholder for now there
00:31:57
havelgravelgut
He is he's can you control him
00:31:58
havelgravelgut
Good you do you have a telepathic bottom of this thing
00:32:04
havelgravelgut
Can you see through its eyes
00:32:09
havelgravelgut
Is what i'm asking okay
00:32:11
funkeebuddha
he's just a construct so i gotta wind him up when i wind him up he stays uh operating for
00:32:11
havelgravelgut
Then i don't need to give him vision
00:32:12
havelgravelgut
that's awesome all right moving back here there was a little halfling called Rinaldo who was doing
00:32:18
funkeebuddha
24 hours and then he deactivates so i gotta wind him up again barely man he passes back
00:32:28
havelgravelgut
seances you know kind of wanted to to do some uh seance stuff rico after about 45 minutes you wake
00:32:36
havelgravelgut
up and you're you're feeling like shit but you're like no longer you're coming down the way that
00:32:54
ebondawn
but we done all right
00:32:56
ebondawn
that fucking
00:32:59
troyjohnsen
tonight right boys did i bang any chicks while i was high hey where did those girls go
00:33:01
funkeebuddha
Uh, yeah, yeah, Tharendel, I don't know, man.
00:33:08
ebondawn
unflappable confidence
00:33:10
ebondawn
the way that
00:33:11
havelgravelgut
Fucking dude, the way that
00:33:12
havelgravelgut
totally reverts back, his dick just
00:33:13
ebondawn
he's got that fucking drunk white girl confidence
00:33:15
havelgravelgut
extends out. It's so
00:33:17
havelgravelgut
fucking funny.
00:33:21
havelgravelgut
That was an excellent game. It's amazing.
00:33:25
ebondawn
that I just can't even fathom
00:33:26
ebondawn
oh yeah tons of
00:33:28
havelgravelgut
Remember, there's a
00:33:29
havelgravelgut
exit right here out of the
00:33:31
havelgravelgut
green room. We don't have a
00:33:36
whygod4007
moving? Are we gonna have a
00:33:38
ebondawn
oh you paid so good
00:33:38
whygod4007
a fucking
00:33:39
funkeebuddha
Where do you go, man, when you're against the table?
00:33:40
whygod4007
are we gonna have a seance
00:33:42
havelgravelgut
the seance is right out here.
00:33:43
whygod4007
in the fucking green room? What's going on?
00:33:45
funkeebuddha
I'm here, man.
00:33:46
whygod4007
oh oh yeah well you hit the
00:33:48
havelgravelgut
Rinaldo's by the fire.
00:33:52
havelgravelgut
These guys will be done with their
00:33:53
havelgravelgut
shit by now.
00:33:56
funkeebuddha
Tharendrel of Waterdeep.
00:33:59
troyjohnsen
uh yeah it's do we know that do we know that guy at all do we do we notice him shuffling away
00:34:01
funkeebuddha
You kind of scared him, huh, man?
00:34:06
whygod4007
while this is going on how how distracted does he appear to be that's friends uh i i'm going to uh
00:34:08
ebondawn
I think they just came there in their seats
00:34:10
ebondawn
and they had to go home and change
00:34:11
ebondawn
yep they were in drill of water
00:34:11
funkeebuddha
Man, I don't know, man.
00:34:12
havelgravelgut
You notice there's a pin
00:34:14
havelgravelgut
on a
00:34:15
havelgravelgut
air-in drill of Waterdeep's, by the way,
00:34:18
havelgravelgut
um his lapel is of uh he's from the black staff uh the black staff is like the you know one of
00:34:26
havelgravelgut
the high mages of of water deep is an underling of the black staff of water deep so he's not a
00:34:32
havelgravelgut
nobody he kind of sees rico walk over here and he kind of shuffles away yeah uh give me a give
00:34:44
funkeebuddha
No, he's self-loathing.
00:34:48
ebondawn
well he said he's got a symbol of
00:34:49
ebondawn
which is quite
00:34:52
ebondawn
he's Clayton Bigsby
00:34:53
troyjohnsen
okay all right guys watch watch watch me put this bitch in his place
00:34:55
havelgravelgut
Give me an insight check, Rico.
00:35:00
havelgravelgut
God, that fucking token is so funny.
00:35:05
havelgravelgut
Rico, you're pretty sure he's racist against elves,
00:35:08
havelgravelgut
but he's half elf.
00:35:10
havelgravelgut
I mean, he's a self-hating.
00:35:14
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
00:35:17
ebondawn
no
00:35:18
funkeebuddha
It's because his father was an elf and he hates his father because he wasn't there.
00:35:26
troyjohnsen
hey man you got a problem with elves well i mean what are you a music critic like that's kind of
00:35:29
havelgravelgut
Oh, God.
00:35:30
ebondawn
No, it's not.
00:35:31
havelgravelgut
Hey, hello, hello.
00:35:36
havelgravelgut
What?
00:35:37
havelgravelgut
No, it's not elves.
00:35:39
havelgravelgut
It's you specifically.
00:35:40
havelgravelgut
Your testicle was exposed that entire performance.
00:35:43
havelgravelgut
And to be honest, you were the weak link of the band.
00:35:46
havelgravelgut
What?
00:35:51
troyjohnsen
what we're going for you know like hardcore right all right if that's what it takes to bring the
00:35:55
ebondawn
The bottom part wasn't that part.
00:35:56
havelgravelgut
hardcore you're going for an exposed testicle that's not what he does lean over the bar kind
00:36:02
ashtonias
I mean, if you're offering.
00:36:03
troyjohnsen
house down all right well as long as you agree that we're a fucking kick-ass band i think i guess
00:36:06
funkeebuddha
That's a good name for the band, man.
00:36:08
funkeebuddha
He's a little
00:36:11
havelgravelgut
of look at Dreadie Mercurie and go oh this boy's got a little sugar in his tank yes you know what i
00:36:21
ebondawn
That's really bad.
00:36:22
ebondawn
You shouldn't have sugar in your tank.
00:36:23
ebondawn
It won't work.
00:36:27
havelgravelgut
mean god damn it he he's a homosexual he's a homo he was a homosexual he's a he's the only i heard
00:36:32
ebondawn
No.
00:36:32
funkeebuddha
He's a little white with the overs
00:36:33
funkeebuddha
What?
00:36:36
havelgravelgut
that from a cuban man the first time it was amazing he goes it's a little light in the
00:36:40
havelgravelgut
offers it was so good i was like oh that's the way that saying is supposed to sound all right so um
00:36:41
ebondawn
Thank you very much.
00:36:48
funkeebuddha
Exactly
00:36:49
funkeebuddha
Yeah, take it
00:36:54
havelgravelgut
rico he just turns please i i don't want any trouble honestly i i just leave me alone i will
00:37:08
troyjohnsen
we can you don't think i'm you don't think i'll kick ass have you seen my sword dude are you sure
00:37:11
havelgravelgut
not agree i think you're a pretty good bad except for you i don't think you're kick-ass your sword
00:37:19
ebondawn
Appreciate your patronage.
00:37:21
ebondawn
Come on, man.
00:37:24
ashtonias
Have you seen my sword?
00:37:31
havelgravelgut
is lame he turns like right away from rico it leans towards Dreadie Mercurie no i haven't but i would
00:37:33
ebondawn
That's a fine piece
00:37:35
ashtonias
he's poisoned
00:37:36
funkeebuddha
Oh god, oh no
00:37:37
ebondawn
a craftsmanship test.
00:37:38
ebondawn
Oh, you can't.
00:37:44
havelgravelgut
be willing to be the lord oh my god okay look maybe i you know you're pretty good all right
00:37:45
ebondawn
Oh, no.
00:37:47
ebondawn
I mean,
00:37:54
funkeebuddha
He's going to know
00:37:58
funkeebuddha
No
00:37:58
troyjohnsen
you don't think we're badass yeah and sometimes i just can't help it you know i get so jacked up
00:38:04
havelgravelgut
i was just trying to prove a point because you did come over here a little hostile i'm so i
00:38:09
havelgravelgut
apologize yes of course yes no i like i said the sword is well so of course the sword is cool it's
00:38:14
troyjohnsen
and the sword too right the sword the sword is cool right no i'm good here check out these moves
00:38:24
havelgravelgut
just lame the way you were using it is what i meant when i said that look i think you have a
00:38:29
havelgravelgut
little there seems to be some insecurity in you and i'm worried about you man okay okay i'm seeing
00:38:37
troyjohnsen
and i'll i'll jump up and like swing the sword a few times all right we're good man
00:38:43
havelgravelgut
i'm seeing um that's pretty cool i'm not going to lie um i mean he is this guy's not a casual
00:38:48
ebondawn
you're
00:38:54
ebondawn
less than an hour.
00:38:56
havelgravelgut
necessarily mage so i mean he's looking but he's also kind of blinking a lot you fucking worm roll
00:39:07
havelgravelgut
for initiative it lasts for an hour i thought it lasted for a minute my bad he's blinking a lot but
00:39:10
troyjohnsen
but it it lasts for an hour so it wore off now yeah rico rico learned a little bit
00:39:10
funkeebuddha
You got the other picture too?
00:39:15
ebondawn
No, that's friends.
00:39:17
ebondawn
That's Shepard.
00:39:21
ebondawn
Not enough.
00:39:23
troyjohnsen
yeah oh hey that that yeah that's a good idea rhody thanks here buddy this one's on the band
00:39:25
havelgravelgut
he's i mean he's really panic oh man hang on a second i gotta set up a channel that's a much
00:39:32
whygod4007
take some hot water and add some gorilla to it what is that stuff the gorilla panic yeah
00:39:41
ebondawn
A little panic.
00:39:42
whygod4007
and then i and then i i handed to rico and say here's a uh rico uh don't be a you know
00:39:52
whygod4007
this guy's a fan you should give him a drink and i i handed me the gorilla panic tea what's the
00:40:07
troyjohnsen
by the way our real name is the men of moonlight i know right
00:40:16
ebondawn
I mean, I feel like we're going to
00:40:17
havelgravelgut
better name than then what did that guy tell me what scales the band first off that image is
00:40:22
troyjohnsen
i mean yeah he's persuasive
00:40:24
havelgravelgut
amazing i want to set up a channel for beatrice's snaps even if it's obviously she wouldn't have
00:40:30
havelgravelgut
gotten that picture but that should be because you do have a bad photographer beatrice and she's
00:40:34
havelgravelgut
always taking snaps um yeah the other picture is up in the chat we gotta i'll set that up wait a
00:40:42
havelgravelgut
minute um oh that's cool dude this is oh man that's so cool yeah oh this this is for me by
00:40:44
ebondawn
have a new fucking lead guitarist
00:40:46
ebondawn
after this session.
00:40:49
ebondawn
The Ringe Rebel
00:40:50
ebondawn
fucking annihilates Rico.
00:40:52
ebondawn
I just fucking as soon as I hear it say that
00:40:58
havelgravelgut
the way i think the singer is rather attractive if he is uh of that persuasion um yes please uh
00:41:05
havelgravelgut
cheers oh my god that tastes like shit oh god shit it's really in the back of the throat it
00:41:08
troyjohnsen
roadie really really knows how to cook it weren't we uh we're gonna do like a seance or something
00:41:17
ebondawn
I just look over at fucking Rock like
00:41:19
ebondawn
you did not
00:41:20
ebondawn
are you
00:41:24
havelgravelgut
numbs it almost he runs and hits knocks over this table and then
00:41:29
ebondawn
this man is an ambassador of Waterdeep
00:41:36
ashtonias
Drenny thinks we should be
00:41:40
ebondawn
and you just fucking drugged him
00:41:42
ebondawn
this is like meeting the ambassador of
00:41:44
ashtonias
dragging people before the shows
00:41:46
ashtonias
not afterward
00:41:47
ashtonias
did Wes not join this campaign
00:41:57
havelgravelgut
strip his clothes off and runs into the snow hello friends were you wanting that seance that was a
00:42:00
ebondawn
fucking like Angling or something and then
00:42:03
ebondawn
fucking like
00:42:04
ebondawn
Mickey at the bar what the fuck are you doing
00:42:04
funkeebuddha
He roofied him
00:42:07
ebondawn
no particular
00:42:11
funkeebuddha
Oh, thanks man
00:42:15
troyjohnsen
pretty good right you know where to get that you know where to get that gold somebody said
00:42:20
havelgravelgut
rather good performance i didn't um i i i stayed over here but i was listening the whole time
00:42:25
havelgravelgut
There was experimental
00:42:27
funkeebuddha
Perfect
00:42:28
havelgravelgut
Guitar work there Rico
00:42:29
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah
00:42:33
ebondawn
at our leasing, but how long does this
00:42:35
ebondawn
stay on stake, and is it less than an hour?
00:42:38
havelgravelgut
The seance won't take more than
00:42:41
havelgravelgut
Five minutes
00:42:42
havelgravelgut
Alright let's see
00:42:43
ebondawn
Excellent.
00:42:44
funkeebuddha
is this guy a halfling or a gnome
00:42:48
havelgravelgut
Well first how about let's
00:42:49
ebondawn
Hope he fucking
00:42:51
havelgravelgut
Let's put an order in
00:42:51
ebondawn
forgets you.
00:42:54
havelgravelgut
For some beef wellington and perhaps a souffle
00:42:57
havelgravelgut
Alright so
00:42:58
ebondawn
No time for that.
00:43:00
ebondawn
Let's just get on.
00:43:05
havelgravelgut
The seance
00:43:05
ebondawn
Colbert is
00:43:06
havelgravelgut
From the burning incense
00:43:07
ebondawn
on. He knows what you cast.
00:43:09
ebondawn
He's like, oh, shit,
00:43:11
ebondawn
shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:43:15
havelgravelgut
begins to cloud around you the multicolored lamps and silks hang from the rafters begin to illuminate
00:43:20
havelgravelgut
and kind of dim it you know compulsating he raises his hands closes his eyes and intones
00:43:29
havelgravelgut
lady who watches from the lake come to us in our darkest hour tell us what you've seen
00:43:37
havelgravelgut
after a moment of silence thick frost begins to form on the inside of the room's windows they
00:43:44
havelgravelgut
turn opaque candles begin to flicker more intensely some of them going out with plumes of smoke
00:43:51
havelgravelgut
reaching upwards he's the old man you're looking for was that's it bot winners thank you
00:43:58
funkeebuddha
bot witters
00:43:58
whygod4007
what's the name of the old man we're looking for white lady queen of the fucking lake i
00:44:06
funkeebuddha
halfling or gnome
00:44:08
havelgravelgut
inspiration for notes in g but he is a halfling no he's not in this he said twice a week was
00:44:11
ebondawn
I didn't hear your answer
00:44:14
ebondawn
to Enjee's question.
00:44:16
ebondawn
gnome or halfling
00:44:17
ebondawn
man I really want to marry a woman
00:44:18
funkeebuddha
I get it
00:44:23
ashtonias
oh
00:44:26
ashtonias
is it a saving throw or a check
00:44:26
havelgravelgut
getting rough and his wife
00:44:28
havelgravelgut
kept yelling at him so
00:44:29
havelgravelgut
it happens
00:44:32
havelgravelgut
that sounds great
00:44:34
ebondawn
who yells at me when I do things I like to do
00:44:36
ebondawn
for fun that sounds like
00:44:37
ebondawn
awesome
00:44:38
ebondawn
we've got
00:44:38
havelgravelgut
alright so
00:44:39
funkeebuddha
okay
00:44:40
havelgravelgut
let's see
00:44:42
havelgravelgut
he is a strong heart halfling
00:44:45
havelgravelgut
so he
00:44:46
funkeebuddha
talking to you
00:44:46
havelgravelgut
let's see first things first
00:44:49
havelgravelgut
you asked the question there Rock
00:44:51
havelgravelgut
what do you do
00:44:53
havelgravelgut
you feel the white
00:44:55
havelgravelgut
lady's presence close
00:44:57
havelgravelgut
what do you say or do
00:45:00
havelgravelgut
I'm the white motherfucking
00:45:08
funkeebuddha
racist
00:45:14
funkeebuddha
let me see your manager
00:45:17
whygod4007
beseech you for guidance i knew it yeah yeah i mean queen of the lake you must know everything
00:45:22
havelgravelgut
lady can you imagine that's
00:45:27
funkeebuddha
put a sock in there but what are what did what did rock ask east coast north like you said we're
00:45:28
havelgravelgut
just my last name motherfucker
00:45:30
havelgravelgut
all right so
00:45:33
havelgravelgut
the
00:45:34
havelgravelgut
frost begins to
00:45:37
havelgravelgut
trace
00:45:39
havelgravelgut
answers first
00:45:45
havelgravelgut
everybody
00:45:46
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut rock rico and
00:45:49
havelgravelgut
ready roll me a charisma
00:45:52
havelgravelgut
persuasion check
00:45:53
havelgravelgut
a check persuasion
00:45:56
ebondawn
our famous for persuasive abilities
00:45:59
ebondawn
how do you roll a persuasion
00:46:01
ashtonias
i do not have a question for the white lady i changed my mind i have a question
00:46:04
havelgravelgut
check yeah
00:46:08
ebondawn
saving throw
00:46:09
ebondawn
to be fair
00:46:09
havelgravelgut
ready
00:46:13
havelgravelgut
you're still thrown off by
00:46:17
havelgravelgut
the crack in your voice
00:46:19
havelgravelgut
when you hit that note after
00:46:21
havelgravelgut
Rico distracted you however
00:46:23
havelgravelgut
the DC of the group check was 12
00:46:25
havelgravelgut
so your average will best that
00:46:28
havelgravelgut
you
00:46:29
havelgravelgut
dude you're about to
00:46:30
ebondawn
Rico might need a persuasion saving throw to
00:46:32
ebondawn
not fucking die after that dude
00:46:35
ebondawn
fucking realizes what happened.
00:46:40
havelgravelgut
like oh fuck
00:46:42
havelgravelgut
you okay so
00:46:43
havelgravelgut
the Frost
00:46:46
havelgravelgut
what is your question Rock
00:46:50
havelgravelgut
what is your question Roadie
00:46:52
havelgravelgut
Eastern Shore
00:47:02
whygod4007
uh you know anything about this bot withers guy and uh hey and also how you doing miss every shot
00:47:11
havelgravelgut
North
00:47:13
havelgravelgut
Next
00:47:25
havelgravelgut
Rico
00:47:31
whygod4007
you don't fucking take oh man oh man i can see the outline the inverted outline
00:47:33
havelgravelgut
Get that gold
00:47:38
havelgravelgut
Oh the gold shit
00:47:40
troyjohnsen
there was gold in the in the in the lake uh rico rico turns around and reaches into his backpack
00:47:40
havelgravelgut
Fuck
00:47:44
havelgravelgut
Rico that was her gold
00:47:46
havelgravelgut
Rico roll a constitution saving throw
00:47:53
havelgravelgut
Rico is
00:47:54
ebondawn
Rico, you're batting a foul
00:47:55
ebondawn
every day. Oh, come on. You know he's got a
00:47:58
havelgravelgut
Rico is doing one of my characters
00:48:00
havelgravelgut
Rico your penis gets so cold
00:48:02
havelgravelgut
That it shrivels so intensely
00:48:05
havelgravelgut
That it ends up looking like a dog's anus
00:48:07
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:48:14
havelgravelgut
You see you walk
00:48:15
havelgravelgut
Rock is
00:48:16
havelgravelgut
The indig
00:48:17
havelgravelgut
The indention on his leather pants
00:48:17
whygod4007
and then i also i also asked how she was doing and i did not get an answer to that one i think
00:48:19
havelgravelgut
Turns into some sort of strange
00:48:21
havelgravelgut
High camel toe
00:48:22
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie
00:48:25
ebondawn
you know he pads his leather pants.
00:48:29
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie
00:48:33
troyjohnsen
and comes back and he's got a nice bulge what was the question
00:48:35
havelgravelgut
Gotta pull up a backup codpiece
00:48:39
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie do you have a question for the white lady
00:48:41
havelgravelgut
The roadie asked
00:48:52
havelgravelgut
Where
00:48:53
havelgravelgut
Vitters old man
00:48:56
havelgravelgut
Vitters was
00:48:57
havelgravelgut
Yeah and she can answer that
00:48:59
ebondawn
Just for the Eastern Shore.
00:49:03
ebondawn
You do those questions.
00:49:03
havelgravelgut
She said east
00:49:06
havelgravelgut
East coast north
00:49:07
havelgravelgut
Yeah Enrico honestly
00:49:13
havelgravelgut
Roadie kind of the opposite
00:49:15
havelgravelgut
He kind of tightened the pickle jar for you there
00:49:17
havelgravelgut
Because then your question
00:49:19
havelgravelgut
Just sent her over the edge
00:49:21
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
00:49:24
havelgravelgut
Do you have a question for the white lady
00:49:25
havelgravelgut
Not really
00:49:27
ebondawn
Uh, yeah,
00:49:29
ebondawn
I guess.
00:49:33
ebondawn
We don't really have a lot of direction at this point
00:49:35
ebondawn
in the campaign, but I'll just
00:49:36
havelgravelgut
Termalane
00:49:36
ebondawn
say Kaldur Gravelgut will
00:49:39
ebondawn
do some
00:49:41
ebondawn
standard dwarven type of
00:49:43
ebondawn
question. Would you happen
00:49:45
ebondawn
to know what any secrets lie
00:49:47
ebondawn
that might make Dumathoyn proud?
00:49:55
havelgravelgut
NG
00:49:57
ebondawn
Where?
00:50:00
ebondawn
Permalane.
00:50:03
havelgravelgut
Some Dumothonian secret
00:50:03
troyjohnsen
wait did you say a costume we're on our way praise the moon as we run by her as we run by her i'll
00:50:06
havelgravelgut
Something that would make Dumothon proud
00:50:08
havelgravelgut
Which usually means veins
00:50:10
havelgravelgut
Or gems
00:50:11
havelgravelgut
Under the earth
00:50:13
havelgravelgut
Something stupid
00:50:15
ebondawn
What was the name of that guy that we're
00:50:16
havelgravelgut
Enjee, then we'll go to Dreadie Mercurie
00:50:19
ashtonias
that was the first question we asked
00:50:23
havelgravelgut
Hmm
00:50:26
funkeebuddha
We're, like, really early in the campaign.
00:50:32
funkeebuddha
Yeah, man, I got a question.
00:50:34
funkeebuddha
Where can I find a bag big enough to hold my entire drum kit?
00:50:38
funkeebuddha
Bot Ritter's.
00:50:40
havelgravelgut
Bob
00:50:44
ebondawn
looking for, sorry?
00:50:46
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:50:47
havelgravelgut
You get two answers
00:50:49
ashtonias
is there any place in these labs where the spirits yearn to rock yeah air conig the courts
00:50:49
ebondawn
Yeah, I know. I'm just trying
00:50:49
funkeebuddha
Bot.
00:50:51
ebondawn
to write down the answers in general.
00:50:53
funkeebuddha
Yeah, Bot.
00:50:55
havelgravelgut
Triglio
00:50:57
havelgravelgut
And
00:50:57
ebondawn
E-W-I-N?
00:51:02
havelgravelgut
Ewan's Trinkets
00:51:05
havelgravelgut
I think it's actually Owen
00:51:10
havelgravelgut
E-W-I-N, yeah, Owen
00:51:12
havelgravelgut
Yeah, I forgot that's how
00:51:13
funkeebuddha
Owen's Trinkets.
00:51:15
funkeebuddha
And he's in Triglio?
00:51:17
havelgravelgut
That's how my cousin's middle name is spelled
00:51:19
havelgravelgut
Owen, it always freaked me out
00:51:21
havelgravelgut
E-W-I-N, yeah
00:51:25
havelgravelgut
you okay well then how e-o-i-n then is how it's spelled yeah i looked at it e-o-i-n i think is how
00:51:25
ebondawn
It's Ewan.
00:51:26
ebondawn
Yeah, my great-grandfather's
00:51:29
ebondawn
name is Ewan, and my cousin's
00:51:30
ebondawn
middle name is Ewan.
00:51:36
funkeebuddha
Possible?
00:51:36
ebondawn
Okay.
00:51:39
ebondawn
Yeah, yeah, that's definitely where they're from.
00:51:39
havelgravelgut
yeah he's got the irish okay yeah um yeah smear yeah what um okay uh triglycerides well you will
00:51:41
funkeebuddha
E-O-I-N.
00:51:44
funkeebuddha
Okay.
00:51:45
ebondawn
Yeah, their names are like
00:51:47
ebondawn
Dersha, how's it spelled?
00:51:48
ebondawn
Like X, C, C, V, Y,
00:51:52
ebondawn
Schmare, yes.
00:51:56
funkeebuddha
Shavon and...
00:51:57
funkeebuddha
B-R-E-M-M-E-N?
00:51:57
havelgravelgut
be able to find out very quickly ng triglio is a shop in targos and uh ewan's trinkets is a shop
00:52:06
havelgravelgut
in bremen just want him a bag big enough to hold his drums he wants a drum case of holding
00:52:12
ebondawn
What was the question you asked?
00:52:12
funkeebuddha
B-R...
00:52:14
ebondawn
Sorry.
00:52:19
havelgravelgut
essentially it's fucking amazing all right we can call this gig a what'd you say oh yes Dreadie Mercurie
00:52:24
funkeebuddha
Hell yeah.
00:52:26
funkeebuddha
Thanks, my lady.
00:52:30
funkeebuddha
What's his name?
00:52:31
funkeebuddha
It's a question.
00:52:34
ebondawn
Dreadie Mercurie?
00:52:34
ebondawn
Dreadie Mercurie gets a question, right?
00:52:36
funkeebuddha
Yeah, Jody said he wants a question.
00:52:38
havelgravelgut
Dread, uh, yes, Dreadie Mercurie
00:52:40
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie
00:52:41
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, um, let me see
00:52:42
ebondawn
Dreadworth?
00:52:43
ebondawn
I wrote everything down in general chat.
00:52:50
havelgravelgut
Let me think about that
00:52:52
havelgravelgut
Ooh
00:52:55
havelgravelgut
Spirits?
00:52:57
funkeebuddha
Reddington.
00:53:06
havelgravelgut
Want to rock
00:53:07
havelgravelgut
Yeah, yeah
00:53:09
havelgravelgut
Um
00:53:12
funkeebuddha
You mean like liquor?
00:53:13
havelgravelgut
Perconic
00:53:17
havelgravelgut
The corpse
00:53:18
funkeebuddha
Oh.
00:53:21
havelgravelgut
Cool, I like that
00:53:24
ashtonias
do we have a notes channel i could put that in thank you yeah i decided that Dreadie Mercurie's like
00:53:29
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
00:53:29
ebondawn
If you could transfer that into somewhere
00:53:31
ebondawn
and fix any typos
00:53:34
ebondawn
I made a few months.
00:53:35
ebondawn
I understand that
00:53:36
funkeebuddha
I'm going to spell it, but I can't remember.
00:53:42
ashtonias
purpose or mission is going to be kind of reminiscent of like yuna from final fantasy 10
00:53:48
ashtonias
but with music instead of dancing oh dancing and music good luck craig christ
00:53:53
havelgravelgut
I like that, and I understand that reference
00:53:55
havelgravelgut
Because I've played a lot of Final Fantasy recently
00:53:57
havelgravelgut
Yeah
00:53:58
ebondawn
I'm still loading
00:53:59
havelgravelgut
all right so beautifully done let's go back to we are at the white lady in
00:54:09
havelgravelgut
upshare in easthaven we have had a successful gig and got paid for it made our seance
00:54:17
havelgravelgut
one piece of note i made a mistake last time karen's crossing where you met uh the lady
00:54:26
havelgravelgut
is actually here in easthaven so uh just a slight retcon you went to brin chander you know made some
00:54:34
havelgravelgut
connection made some connections for future gigs but then drove to easthaven did that gig
00:54:38
havelgravelgut
yeah you've done this gig now it's time for a rest what'd you say this is your second gig yes
00:54:42
funkeebuddha
Is this our third gig or our second gig?
00:54:44
funkeebuddha
This is our second gig, right?
00:54:50
havelgravelgut
you had one at camp you had he was at the docks usually easthaven docks yes which um are i mean
00:54:50
funkeebuddha
Okay.
00:54:53
funkeebuddha
They told us that Bob Witter was in East Haven,
00:54:56
whygod4007
that might be our third gig i knew she couldn't say fucking no get ready rico oh no no drugs in
00:54:57
funkeebuddha
but he was in the docks.
00:54:58
funkeebuddha
East Haven docks
00:55:02
funkeebuddha
I cannot
00:55:05
havelgravelgut
all if you look it's all of east haven basically his docs can y'all see this memo what okay hang
00:55:11
funkeebuddha
I see black
00:55:12
funkeebuddha
I see black
00:55:14
ebondawn
Also does Craig have feelings
00:55:18
havelgravelgut
on let me try to make this have vision you see that now ng all right what the fuck hang on
00:55:27
ebondawn
Fuck you Craig do you have feelings
00:55:29
ebondawn
I'm fucking Craig
00:55:36
ebondawn
Craig Christ
00:55:38
ebondawn
I'm still loading
00:55:44
funkeebuddha
That's a square
00:55:44
ebondawn
What you should ask yourself is not what would Jesus do
00:55:46
havelgravelgut
i see what the problem is okay one two three four five six all right
00:55:52
ebondawn
But when will you be when the Craig King
00:55:54
ebondawn
Chums are partying through
00:55:55
ebondawn
I'm fucking Craig
00:55:57
ebondawn
I don't turn water into wine
00:55:58
funkeebuddha
Now I see it
00:55:59
ashtonias
on them bow damn sucks to suck you just got less attractive
00:56:05
havelgravelgut
all right so we uh we the east haven docks there's a lot of docks in east yep east coast north so
00:56:06
funkeebuddha
But she said
00:56:09
ebondawn
but in the cuckoo's light, I'm fucking
00:56:11
ebondawn
Greg.
00:56:21
funkeebuddha
East Coast North
00:56:24
funkeebuddha
That's a stupid name for a band
00:56:26
havelgravelgut
that means if he left you know depending i mean he didn't have to necessarily launch from there
00:56:30
havelgravelgut
there is a very popular uh launching place to the far eastern dock called the big fat knucklehead
00:56:39
havelgravelgut
it is a two-story inn and it also has standards for if you catch something you can go up there
00:56:47
havelgravelgut
and two guys will depending on if you're bringing them shellfish or shrimp or fish one of the two
00:56:53
havelgravelgut
chefs will cook it for you as part of your lodging um stay and it's pretty nice that way but there is
00:57:02
havelgravelgut
a sound of
00:57:05
havelgravelgut
scales the band
00:57:09
havelgravelgut
scales the band
00:57:10
havelgravelgut
it's Prudence, that hot
00:57:14
havelgravelgut
ass bitch from the town
00:57:15
havelgravelgut
speakership. No, listen
00:57:19
funkeebuddha
Who could she be calling
00:57:20
funkeebuddha
Where's Prune
00:57:26
havelgravelgut
shut up, I don't
00:57:28
havelgravelgut
fucking care, somebody is
00:57:30
havelgravelgut
accosting the speaker at the town
00:57:32
havelgravelgut
hall, okay, they rode up on axe peaks
00:57:34
havelgravelgut
and they ran inside
00:57:36
havelgravelgut
you have to help me
00:57:38
havelgravelgut
you're fucking bards, right, that means
00:57:40
havelgravelgut
you can cast some kind of magic, right
00:57:42
havelgravelgut
and you look that roadie guy he's got fucking clearly got drugs in his pockets i mean that
00:57:47
havelgravelgut
means y'all y'all are some kind of thing yes a classic because you notice she has a silk sash
00:57:48
ebondawn
No, he doesn't
00:57:50
ebondawn
have any debugs.
00:57:56
whygod4007
my pockets and i slapped my pocket and white powder shoots out the top of it all right well
00:58:06
havelgravelgut
around her very uh pretty nice um cold weather clothing that is embossed with the signs of
00:58:13
havelgravelgut
crescent moons i am not the mayor will you help or not or else i need to run and find somebody who
00:58:15
whygod4007
i guess that means we get to save the mayor and uh we get to play the fucking town square tomorrow
00:58:22
whygod4007
is that how this works what what what are we claiming our band name is currently oh yeah yeah
00:58:28
havelgravelgut
will prudence will like run with you there and she keeps pace which uh is pretty impressive
00:58:29
ebondawn
Yeah, of course, we'll help.
00:58:36
ebondawn
Oh, no, are you guys part of
00:58:38
ebondawn
the... Oh.
00:58:40
ebondawn
Oh, no, it's just like...
00:58:44
ebondawn
For fuck's sake.
00:58:46
ebondawn
I better not tell Heaven about this shit.
00:58:54
troyjohnsen
I'll say, my sword has been touched.
00:59:05
ebondawn
Yeah, I'm
00:59:09
havelgravelgut
okay all right um she pulls comes up and opens the door you do see several arctic axe beaks
00:59:12
troyjohnsen
Damn, you're fast.
00:59:12
funkeebuddha
It'll be a square man
00:59:13
ebondawn
I'm in trouble all over the world right now, but I'm looking at the stream.
00:59:24
havelgravelgut
um very popular mounts pretty much getting around tin towns there's two ways
00:59:29
havelgravelgut
to do it either axe beak or dog sled and she will open she says there's a secret
00:59:36
havelgravelgut
entrance to the office um she indicates to this wall Roadie these steps right here if you go up
00:59:47
havelgravelgut
they will teleport you to the second floor uh that's not where you want to go you can see
00:59:52
havelgravelgut
Roadie they they obviously moved in you see boot prints into this entrance probably had to wrap
00:59:58
havelgravelgut
around to the speaker's office um but and she's giving you the rundown but there is that that
01:00:04
havelgravelgut
panel right there opens and you hear
01:00:08
havelgravelgut
yelling from inside on that wall
01:00:11
havelgravelgut
currently yeah there's five different
01:00:16
funkeebuddha
I think what the guy called us is good
01:00:23
ebondawn
There's like five different
01:00:24
ebondawn
nodes.
01:00:25
havelgravelgut
things mainly it's getting pushed scales
01:00:29
havelgravelgut
the band and Rico pushing men of
01:00:32
havelgravelgut
moonlight is also one so there's really
01:00:34
troyjohnsen
There's also Succubus Kiss, I think,
01:00:37
troyjohnsen
because I was going to bust...
01:00:38
whygod4007
uh so can i just walk in through this door or oh i mean we need a proper introduction
01:00:40
havelgravelgut
three main contenders right now yes you
01:00:44
funkeebuddha
What did he say it was nuts in the snow
01:00:45
ebondawn
I mean,
01:00:45
funkeebuddha
Yeah
01:00:46
ebondawn
it could be one of these fucking
01:00:47
ebondawn
fruity-ass elf names, doesn't it?
01:00:49
ebondawn
I try to get up and
01:00:52
havelgravelgut
see once it's pointed out to you but it
01:00:52
funkeebuddha
He was over for scales, too, right?
01:00:54
havelgravelgut
looks like Rico was taking point rock
01:00:56
havelgravelgut
boom
01:00:57
troyjohnsen
Watch me bust this door down, guys.
01:01:02
whygod4007
now taking the stage a band that needs no introduction so check your console log and
01:01:03
havelgravelgut
Rico kicks the fucking door in
01:01:06
havelgravelgut
what'd you say
01:01:07
ebondawn
I try to get up.
01:01:11
troyjohnsen
I'm sure Kaldur Gravelgut would not be coming out
01:01:13
troyjohnsen
all the way back here, right?
01:01:15
ebondawn
No, I can't move right now
01:01:15
havelgravelgut
gotcha
01:01:17
ebondawn
because I'm just watching the streams.
01:01:18
ebondawn
I would be up in the front. To be honest,
01:01:21
havelgravelgut
no I don't
01:01:22
troyjohnsen
Maybe switch Kaldur Gravelgut and Dreadie Mercurie there.
01:01:26
ebondawn
I would probably try to switch with you, but you don't seem
01:01:28
ebondawn
like you have any souls.
01:01:30
ebondawn
sense of self-preservation you roll for me i switched i just switched browners so see if it
01:01:31
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie and Rico
01:01:33
havelgravelgut
roll them bones
01:01:34
havelgravelgut
yeah I rolled for you give me a refresh
01:01:44
havelgravelgut
Jared because I had to switch maps again
01:01:47
havelgravelgut
sorry
01:01:47
havelgravelgut
all right I see you on the loading screen now okay
01:01:51
whygod4007
see if it's full of errors i had a thing where my screen dropped out earlier wait isn't that
01:02:00
funkeebuddha
Broward.
01:02:03
havelgravelgut
and right off the bat
01:02:05
havelgravelgut
this bandit here you look
01:02:07
havelgravelgut
at these guys they are clad in
01:02:09
havelgravelgut
white robes they have these cudgels that are spun with this spiral and you also see uh this strange
01:02:17
havelgravelgut
kind of spiral marking on their forehead as well tattooed on there this one screams out
01:02:27
havelgravelgut
and takes aim at you rico a crossbow bolt he's trying to avoid his friend and
01:02:41
havelgravelgut
in it, and ends up
01:02:48
havelgravelgut
shooting that into the crossbeam overhead
01:02:50
havelgravelgut
in G. It's true.
01:02:52
funkeebuddha
Da-da-da.
01:02:53
funkeebuddha
Such a drama queen.
01:02:54
troyjohnsen
Rico will over-exaggerate the dodge
01:02:56
troyjohnsen
to make it look awesome.
01:03:02
funkeebuddha
Man, that singer's always such a drama queen.
01:03:19
havelgravelgut
God damn, that's nuts.
01:03:22
havelgravelgut
All right, stop it.
01:03:23
havelgravelgut
If you get
01:03:24
funkeebuddha
That guy says all those, right?
01:03:26
whygod4007
didn't you just center that on the mayor oh okay okay and hitting him with that sleep sauce
01:03:29
funkeebuddha
What are you talking about, putting him to sleep?
01:03:31
troyjohnsen
Ow, fuck!
01:03:32
havelgravelgut
there, you're going to have to do it right on him.
01:03:32
funkeebuddha
Trying to get the other three around him, too.
01:03:40
funkeebuddha
Yeah, that's right.
01:03:41
havelgravelgut
All right.
01:03:43
whygod4007
i was on mute i had i had two temporary hp he uh rolls for something at the end of his turn
01:03:44
ebondawn
can sleep target the individual people i don't remember
01:03:45
funkeebuddha
Oh, oh, oh.
01:03:46
havelgravelgut
Look at that. The motherfucker passed.
01:03:48
funkeebuddha
The other two did not.
01:03:51
havelgravelgut
That's right. So this guy
01:03:53
havelgravelgut
and this guy
01:03:55
havelgravelgut
both get the
01:03:56
havelgravelgut
ultrapacitated.
01:03:57
funkeebuddha
In capacitative condition.
01:03:59
havelgravelgut
Yes indeed
01:04:00
ebondawn
bandit of inexorable ruin i'm gonna make sure your ruin is exorable
01:04:06
havelgravelgut
Very nice any bonus action or movement
01:04:09
havelgravelgut
You have two weapon fight
01:04:10
funkeebuddha
I do not believe.
01:04:13
funkeebuddha
Let me see.
01:04:15
funkeebuddha
Hold on a second.
01:04:18
funkeebuddha
why do i have two weapons what i'm confused it says if i go to actions bonus action
01:04:27
havelgravelgut
Oh that's just
01:04:32
funkeebuddha
it says two weapon fighting oh go go go go um oh you know what i forgot to do
01:04:34
havelgravelgut
Everybody can two weapon fight
01:04:36
havelgravelgut
Can you see well enough Jared
01:04:42
funkeebuddha
could i uh no let's see what you're all gonna all right i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm going to okay
01:04:46
ebondawn
it's not everybody could do up and fight well
01:04:47
ebondawn
i can see okay i'm looking at whoever's streaming right now so
01:04:52
havelgravelgut
I hate that you can't get in
01:04:54
havelgravelgut
Just Rico keep
01:05:00
ebondawn
i think it's rika i think rika yeah keep trying to load
01:05:03
havelgravelgut
Your POV for Jared's sake
01:05:05
havelgravelgut
What does that look
01:05:08
funkeebuddha
i always forget to do this um i'm gonna turn on my innate sorcery in a sorcery uh my
01:05:17
havelgravelgut
What does that look like for you
01:05:17
ebondawn
struggles
01:05:19
ebondawn
are you a valor
01:05:20
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:05:23
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:05:24
funkeebuddha
body just glows like a bright purple light bulb for a second and then it just dims down
01:05:32
havelgravelgut
Alright let's see that brings it to this
01:05:32
funkeebuddha
um all right i have dance attack rose because and my dc went by one all right
01:05:40
funkeebuddha
they would have still saved though right because it would have been what 14 and he rolled a 14 so
01:05:44
funkeebuddha
uh sorry not the face
01:05:49
havelgravelgut
Feller here who's going to just try to tee up
01:05:52
havelgravelgut
Against Rico
01:05:53
havelgravelgut
Rico he thwacks you
01:05:58
havelgravelgut
It kind of goes off the side of the wall there
01:06:00
havelgravelgut
He can't get a full baseball swing
01:06:02
havelgravelgut
Pings you for four damage
01:06:04
havelgravelgut
Then it's your turn to respond
01:06:07
havelgravelgut
Are you going to disengage
01:06:07
troyjohnsen
yeah riko like looks at the bruise and his nerve kind of fails him and he goes tactical retreat as
01:06:11
funkeebuddha
what was that oh
01:06:16
troyjohnsen
he uh shoves his way past roadie and ready no it's okay i got him guys
01:06:21
havelgravelgut
He fucking knocks you on the back of the head
01:06:25
ashtonias
shot shot shot shot shot shot everybody all right the whaling dude got out of there right
01:06:29
havelgravelgut
For five more
01:06:30
havelgravelgut
Fuck
01:06:34
havelgravelgut
And it sounds like a
01:06:36
havelgravelgut
Like it's a good conk
01:06:38
havelgravelgut
Holy shit
01:06:40
ebondawn
moonlight why do i feel like your character is just a parody of a lot of my character
01:06:43
troyjohnsen
and riko riko is out of this i think i don't i don't know not minus five plus five yeah
01:07:00
ebondawn
i feel so personally attacked by this character he just throws charm spells willy-nilly
01:07:05
havelgravelgut
They are
01:07:11
funkeebuddha
commands the entire uh part he's incapacitated who's the other guy about two two guys failed
01:07:13
ebondawn
Scream
01:07:14
ebondawn
The entire
01:07:18
havelgravelgut
Badass Rico
01:07:21
ebondawn
Yep
01:07:26
havelgravelgut
you got all of them except the mayor all right this guy moves up shoves his way outside and
01:07:38
havelgravelgut
comes swinging for roadie roadie he tangs you for five then this one runs up here gets up on the
01:07:51
havelgravelgut
table and is going to take him at you Dreadie Mercurie actually can't really see you he's going to
01:08:01
havelgravelgut
take him at you uh roadie damn roadie he gets you right in the thigh for a really good eight damage
01:08:15
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
01:08:18
havelgravelgut
Oh wait
01:08:21
ebondawn
Yeah the one
01:08:29
ebondawn
What is the purple
01:08:31
ebondawn
Is that sleep isn't he asleep
01:08:33
ebondawn
Wake up it's time for shots
01:08:34
havelgravelgut
Okay wait take your
01:08:38
havelgravelgut
That was the guy who okay
01:08:40
havelgravelgut
So take that first instance of damage
01:08:43
havelgravelgut
Back um which
01:08:44
havelgravelgut
Was uh roadie which is five
01:08:46
havelgravelgut
I wish they'd give me a fucking ping
01:08:51
havelgravelgut
Like this guy can't move
01:08:53
havelgravelgut
Like the same thing they should do with command
01:08:55
havelgravelgut
Plus five motherfucker
01:08:58
havelgravelgut
You had three left
01:09:01
havelgravelgut
You should be at eight
01:09:02
havelgravelgut
All right
01:09:04
ebondawn
Alright
01:09:07
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:09:10
funkeebuddha
didn't they oh i haven't seen him i can't see uh yes what's gonna say 14 yeah he's unconscious
01:09:12
havelgravelgut
Okay, okay. This guy right here
01:09:15
havelgravelgut
is also, but he hadn't gone yet.
01:09:18
ebondawn
I'll step into the doorway
01:09:21
ebondawn
Shit if I refuse to look
01:09:21
havelgravelgut
Yes, indeed. That guy
01:09:24
whygod4007
on sleep i think oh you don't generally speaking you don't need to topple people who are very
01:09:26
havelgravelgut
sure does. He rolls a
01:09:28
havelgravelgut
Good Wisdom save?
01:09:34
havelgravelgut
And he falls the fuck asleep.
01:09:36
funkeebuddha
We kill these guys
01:09:44
ebondawn
But anyway yeah so I'm going to go ahead
01:09:45
ebondawn
This guy is fairy fired nice so I will
01:09:48
ebondawn
Take a swing with the old
01:09:51
ebondawn
Battle axe because I don't have a lot of
01:09:52
havelgravelgut
Yes. Alright.
01:09:52
ebondawn
Crazy options yet because
01:09:54
ebondawn
Level two so horse. Yeah, I could either roll a deity beyond or you can roll up to you
01:09:56
havelgravelgut
With advantage, of course.
01:10:03
havelgravelgut
You can roll indeed if you want.
01:10:05
ebondawn
All right, and we are not using versatile because I do have my shield up
01:10:11
havelgravelgut
Sick. How much damage?
01:10:11
ebondawn
All right, so we're all to hit while I got a little to hit for us here. I rolled a 19
01:10:16
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
01:10:17
ebondawn
I think you could see my role so 23 23 23 on the die
01:10:18
havelgravelgut
Yes.
01:10:18
havelgravelgut
It's
01:10:20
troyjohnsen
welcome to playing a ranged character roadie why would you do that now we don't have advantage on
01:10:22
ebondawn
They're not together
01:10:26
funkeebuddha
We get free axe beaks
01:10:28
funkeebuddha
Isn't that weird
01:10:28
ebondawn
for damage
01:10:29
havelgravelgut
true.
01:10:30
ebondawn
for damage and then um
01:10:35
ebondawn
we will this is a battle
01:10:36
funkeebuddha
Deal with it
01:10:40
ebondawn
axe so topple check
01:10:41
ebondawn
uh dc8 dc
01:10:44
ebondawn
10 con save
01:10:45
ebondawn
well you do if the fairy fire wears off
01:10:48
whygod4007
fired well i mean it just makes i'm not making any attacks it's just my other campaign i cast
01:10:51
ebondawn
i don't care if you're a ranged
01:10:53
havelgravelgut
He's toppled.
01:10:54
havelgravelgut
Yep
01:10:57
ebondawn
combatant i want him to be
01:10:58
ebondawn
yeah this is what happens when you play a ranged character
01:10:59
havelgravelgut
Do it all right
01:11:02
havelgravelgut
Is prone
01:11:03
havelgravelgut
Get annoyed bitch
01:11:08
ebondawn
you know
01:11:11
whygod4007
fairy fire a lot, and it really annoys me when people
01:11:13
whygod4007
knock the throne.
01:11:17
havelgravelgut
He is prone
01:11:18
ebondawn
you think if you think Kaldur Gravelgut's not gonna knock
01:11:21
havelgravelgut
Called her clear in the doorway
01:11:23
ebondawn
him on his ass if he has an option
01:11:25
ebondawn
uh i want
01:11:28
havelgravelgut
Or stay and put
01:11:29
havelgravelgut
Rock
01:11:31
ebondawn
to block the fucking doorway
01:11:32
ebondawn
I mean, my allies can go through if they want
01:11:36
havelgravelgut
He is prone
01:11:38
funkeebuddha
In real
01:11:38
funkeebuddha
Oh god
01:11:40
whygod4007
I think it's time to
01:11:41
whygod4007
smoke these fuckers out.
01:11:42
ebondawn
Especially because that guy's prone
01:11:44
ebondawn
Also, why is this guy not prone?
01:11:46
whygod4007
I pull
01:11:48
whygod4007
a very large-looking
01:11:51
whygod4007
blunt and light it,
01:11:54
whygod4007
and it
01:11:54
whygod4007
catches fire and immediately starts
01:11:57
whygod4007
smoking, and I toss it into
01:11:59
whygod4007
the other room.
01:12:05
funkeebuddha
Who
01:12:07
ebondawn
Or did he succeed?
01:12:10
troyjohnsen
it another he doesn't have to disengage because they can't see him my god they don't they don't
01:12:10
funkeebuddha
Pretty much
01:12:11
havelgravelgut
Right click
01:12:11
whygod4007
No, I'm leaving
01:12:12
whygod4007
the first space open.
01:12:15
ebondawn
No, I don't see the prone symbol on
01:12:16
ebondawn
Apparently I'm never going to be able to
01:12:16
whygod4007
I can't seem to place, uh,
01:12:18
whygod4007
because it can't zoom out after you've
01:12:20
whygod4007
started placing very annoying anyone have a solution for this how do i get rid of this
01:12:29
havelgravelgut
Right click
01:12:33
ebondawn
I fucking love it
01:12:33
whygod4007
placement uh yeah just move it a little i was trying to get like just yeah that one spot
01:12:34
havelgravelgut
They have to run out
01:12:46
whygod4007
invisible giving them all disadvantage and uh i guess that's that's all for me i'll
01:12:50
ebondawn
I love the full-on sleep
01:12:53
ebondawn
Run away
01:12:54
havelgravelgut
Right otherwise they wouldn't be able to see
01:12:55
havelgravelgut
Nice
01:12:59
havelgravelgut
You've made a choke point
01:13:00
havelgravelgut
Which allows
01:13:03
funkeebuddha
Oh
01:13:09
whygod4007
That wasn't the good stuff.
01:13:11
havelgravelgut
Danneth
01:13:12
havelgravelgut
Wayland with the back door
01:13:15
havelgravelgut
Unlocked
01:13:16
havelgravelgut
To take the disengage
01:13:19
havelgravelgut
Action
01:13:20
havelgravelgut
He can't see shit so he's going to dash
01:13:25
havelgravelgut
Very nice
01:13:26
funkeebuddha
And I
01:13:31
ebondawn
I hope so
01:13:33
havelgravelgut
I'm having a slight hiccup which I think
01:13:35
whygod4007
It just smokes for a lot.
01:13:38
havelgravelgut
He means
01:13:39
havelgravelgut
Jared should be coming in
01:13:41
havelgravelgut
He would be back here
01:13:44
ebondawn
Any fucking day now
01:13:49
ebondawn
Sleep is so good at low levels, man
01:13:52
havelgravelgut
Right there okay
01:13:54
havelgravelgut
This acolyte
01:13:58
havelgravelgut
Makes a save at the end of his turn
01:14:00
havelgravelgut
Failing
01:14:03
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie
01:14:04
funkeebuddha
Used to be
01:14:09
ebondawn
If there's ever a spell that's amazing and then it drops off
01:14:13
ebondawn
It's fucking sleep
01:14:13
ebondawn
No, it's better now
01:14:14
ebondawn
It's getting used to me
01:14:15
havelgravelgut
Yeah that's true it's more durable than it used to be
01:14:16
funkeebuddha
Yeah
01:14:17
ebondawn
I would like Rico's
01:14:20
havelgravelgut
Because it's not the tit point pool
01:14:22
havelgravelgut
Uh
01:14:23
funkeebuddha
No, you freaking
01:14:23
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie you are up
01:14:25
havelgravelgut
You can see only this guy
01:14:31
havelgravelgut
Who's prone and fairy fired
01:14:33
havelgravelgut
Also
01:14:35
havelgravelgut
Roadie is uh Rico is badly
01:14:38
havelgravelgut
Injured a little more flex
01:14:40
ebondawn
token to be modified that
01:14:41
ebondawn
every stage of damping she goes, his sword
01:14:44
ebondawn
becomes a little more flaccid.
01:14:46
havelgravelgut
Uh Waylon
01:14:48
ashtonias
i'm gonna give this guy uh this dude right here a vicious mockery
01:14:50
havelgravelgut
Well you don't know how far he got
01:14:52
havelgravelgut
I mean he's still honestly still in danger
01:14:54
havelgravelgut
If they chase him but
01:14:56
havelgravelgut
He may
01:14:57
havelgravelgut
It's chaos
01:14:59
troyjohnsen
necessarily know that he left i mean like there's chaos going on oh hey man how's it going have you
01:15:03
havelgravelgut
That's true but I mean like he
01:15:05
havelgravelgut
You know he's also like a commoner kind of
01:15:08
havelgravelgut
Bumbling dude so he's
01:15:09
havelgravelgut
Probably like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
01:15:11
havelgravelgut
Running not literally
01:15:13
havelgravelgut
But like you know what I mean he's running
01:15:15
havelgravelgut
Full footstep but
01:15:17
havelgravelgut
Who knows that could have been another person
01:15:19
havelgravelgut
And also they're kind of
01:15:21
havelgravelgut
Focused on y'all right now
01:15:23
havelgravelgut
What do you say
01:15:29
ashtonias
hmm you don't look like you could satisfy halfling that was my action i don't have anything that's a
01:15:30
havelgravelgut
I lost my cock in a tragic
01:15:44
havelgravelgut
Scooting accident
01:15:46
havelgravelgut
Roll
01:15:49
ebondawn
Unfortunate gold-scrubbing accident.
01:15:49
havelgravelgut
A roll of damage for me
01:15:55
ebondawn
Yeah.
01:15:58
ebondawn
I painted my yoo-hoo gold!
01:16:00
ebondawn
Isn't that weird?
01:16:02
ebondawn
Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:16:02
havelgravelgut
It's not my fault I don't have a cock
01:16:03
ebondawn
You leave his bonus actions alone. Those are his to spend.
01:16:05
funkeebuddha
Dutch. Zip it.
01:16:10
havelgravelgut
That's right
01:16:15
ashtonias
bonus action right yet uh so that's my turn uh i need to beer it back so if my turn comes around
01:16:22
ashtonias
before i come back again and one of these guys is dead please use my whistle on them yeah i'm a bard
01:16:24
whygod4007
You are a bard, right?
01:16:29
ashtonias
oh bardic inspiration i forgot about that yeah um i'll give that to Kaldur Gravelgut yep all right now i'll
01:16:33
whygod4007
He said he had nothing, and I was like,
01:16:35
havelgravelgut
Let me
01:16:39
whygod4007
God, oh no!
01:16:48
funkeebuddha
It's the blind event.
01:16:48
ebondawn
What?
01:16:51
havelgravelgut
Call
01:16:59
funkeebuddha
Call there?
01:17:00
ebondawn
Hello. God damn it.
01:17:02
funkeebuddha
Call there?
01:17:03
funkeebuddha
Call there?
01:17:05
havelgravelgut
Let me
01:17:08
ebondawn
If you call me, I'm gonna call you.
01:17:08
havelgravelgut
Let's see
01:17:09
ashtonias
be right back i have returned my turn i can move past these guys right oh oh i don't want to do
01:17:09
ebondawn
I'm gonna fucking call you, and we...
01:17:12
ebondawn
Now we're saving somebody in the town
01:17:14
havelgravelgut
Oh yes
01:17:15
havelgravelgut
There you are you motherfucker
01:17:19
funkeebuddha
That's fancy.
01:17:20
funkeebuddha
I like it.
01:17:21
funkeebuddha
What are scales doing?
01:17:26
funkeebuddha
Just doing, like, saxophone solos
01:17:28
funkeebuddha
outside?
01:17:33
havelgravelgut
He looks at you
01:17:35
funkeebuddha
Really?
01:17:42
troyjohnsen
seen my sword is that is that a success i'll i'll turn to the group we got some weird fans man
01:17:43
funkeebuddha
He catches
01:17:49
ebondawn
Hold off for a second
01:17:51
ebondawn
We'll apologize
01:17:52
ebondawn
No shit
01:17:55
funkeebuddha
a polymorph.
01:17:57
funkeebuddha
Oof, this guy's not first level.
01:18:00
ebondawn
You fucking charmed him
01:18:07
funkeebuddha
Nice.
01:18:08
funkeebuddha
Even with a minus one.
01:18:14
funkeebuddha
Is that what you said?
01:18:17
funkeebuddha
Yep.
01:18:17
funkeebuddha
That's why he's cursing.
01:18:19
havelgravelgut
And then he looks back
01:18:20
havelgravelgut
And looks back at you
01:18:22
havelgravelgut
I'm gonna fucking get you
01:18:24
havelgravelgut
I'm taking one of the
01:18:27
funkeebuddha
He's just mad at me.
01:18:31
havelgravelgut
You see
01:18:33
funkeebuddha
I don't think I'd call him a fan, man.
01:18:35
troyjohnsen
no you saw what he said in the cavern he's like a huge fan i well i i think he was trying to heal
01:18:39
funkeebuddha
He just cast something on you
01:18:40
whygod4007
Hey, man, they can squeeze through there?
01:18:41
havelgravelgut
This guy's coughing
01:18:47
funkeebuddha
And I'm pretty sure
01:18:48
funkeebuddha
The seed of doubt
01:18:48
ebondawn
Drugged him
01:18:49
ebondawn
No he's not your fucking fan
01:18:50
ebondawn
I'm not letting him go by me
01:18:52
havelgravelgut
Yeah yeah he can step over the prone guy
01:18:55
troyjohnsen
me but the the spell didn't work because i i don't i don't need i fight better when i'm when
01:19:01
troyjohnsen
i'm injured so i think that's probably what yeah i'm going to uh look at prudence and say
01:19:06
ebondawn
I'll squeeze against the wall politely
01:19:09
havelgravelgut
And also he can step through it
01:19:11
whygod4007
Oh, I didn't know he could go diagonal through doorways.
01:19:11
havelgravelgut
I think he can
01:19:13
whygod4007
Okay.
01:19:14
whygod4007
Eh, if you can, you can.
01:19:16
havelgravelgut
I'm gonna
01:19:20
havelgravelgut
I'm thinking probably because the guy
01:19:24
havelgravelgut
Right there is prone
01:19:25
havelgravelgut
I think that means he can kind of like
01:19:27
havelgravelgut
Jump through
01:19:28
havelgravelgut
He's gonna
01:19:30
havelgravelgut
Actually fuck
01:19:32
havelgravelgut
No. Official D&D 5-8 rules
01:19:37
ebondawn
To let him walk by of course
01:19:38
ebondawn
Yeah exactly
01:19:41
funkeebuddha
You're the man
01:19:42
whygod4007
Even in battle, one must have banners.
01:19:45
ebondawn
I wouldn't want to impair his movement
01:19:48
ebondawn
oh what do you roll to hit okay uh okay i'll keep i'll try to keep track of it on dnd
01:19:50
havelgravelgut
do not prevent you from moving diagonally past the
01:19:53
whygod4007
Yeah.
01:19:54
whygod4007
Yeah.
01:19:54
whygod4007
yeah i think uh exploding eight baby shitball yeah ng ng sure yeah i'll take it i was probably
01:19:55
havelgravelgut
door or corner of the specific table. Rules are line of sight. Blocks may apply.
01:20:00
havelgravelgut
By default. Unfortunately. Alright, so he's
01:20:05
havelgravelgut
going to try. He pops you for four, Kaldur Gravelgut, as you're like arguing back with
01:20:09
havelgravelgut
a 19.
01:20:17
havelgravelgut
I got you. Yeah, you're currently at 21 out of 25.
01:20:21
ebondawn
yes yeah fucking tough dwarf baby three x-ray hp per fucking level yeah i get hp i get hp as
01:20:24
havelgravelgut
ng that's right yeah amazing
01:20:34
funkeebuddha
God damn it
01:20:36
funkeebuddha
Why do you put shit down on these like
01:20:38
funkeebuddha
Hotkeys if they never were
01:20:40
funkeebuddha
Are you kidding
01:20:43
ebondawn
if i have 20 con right now which is pretty fucking good hello no sorcerer
01:20:46
havelgravelgut
you're not going for prone fella right dude all right yes you get all the bitch
01:20:51
funkeebuddha
No I'm sorry
01:20:55
funkeebuddha
Sick head that just came through
01:20:57
funkeebuddha
Yeah
01:21:02
funkeebuddha
And then I'm going to run back here to the corner
01:21:06
havelgravelgut
for 12 and you fucking blow his head off this guy is gonna stand up my cock is my business
01:21:16
ebondawn
well go ahead
01:21:19
funkeebuddha
no was he giving out oh yeah i don't know you're gonna attack there you go you know
01:21:26
havelgravelgut
he runs swings at you again called if it rolls a spy for an eight rico you're not a snail
01:21:30
ebondawn
is this really the way you want to go out
01:21:33
ebondawn
screaming about your
01:21:35
ebondawn
dick
01:21:36
ebondawn
oh yeah all right
01:21:46
ebondawn
that was a mess
01:21:56
ebondawn
but it doesn't look cool at all
01:21:58
havelgravelgut
she looks at you roadie goes what the fuck was that
01:22:02
troyjohnsen
watch these and jump in and swing my great sword without proficiency but with advantage
01:22:12
troyjohnsen
that's the power of the moon whoa i accidentally went upstairs yeah i wanted to be right there
01:22:14
havelgravelgut
you sliced this bandit's head off it looks like it looks like a white trash kid making like a
01:22:26
ebondawn
it's like one of those
01:22:31
havelgravelgut
video in his grandma's backyard yeah but he's dead she
01:22:36
ebondawn
neckbeard like slicing water villains
01:22:38
ebondawn
with a samurai sword video
01:22:39
ebondawn
and then you think
01:22:46
havelgravelgut
move up though yeah no worries
01:22:47
ebondawn
i already have it you're one of those
01:22:51
havelgravelgut
you can
01:22:52
havelgravelgut
right on on who
01:22:52
troyjohnsen
and i'll i will bardically i will do bardic inspiration i guess who's likely to make an
01:22:59
havelgravelgut
get Kaldur Gravelgut
01:23:04
troyjohnsen
attack anybody i guess ng what's that rock do you want it for anything roadie do you want it for
01:23:08
havelgravelgut
sorry yeah
01:23:09
havelgravelgut
Angie yeah
01:23:14
havelgravelgut
Bartek inspo all right
01:23:24
troyjohnsen
anything no rather than ng i'll give it to ng yeah dude yeah dude got advantage where's the
01:23:31
funkeebuddha
hey yeah hang on right you just keep what he gave you that's what the plus four
01:23:35
havelgravelgut
all right so
01:23:37
whygod4007
gonna get myself killed using it so it's all good you got bonus i mean it could be not obscured but
01:23:41
havelgravelgut
this guy is
01:23:44
havelgravelgut
asleep this
01:23:48
havelgravelgut
guy's sky
01:23:48
ebondawn
guys well i have to use the opportunity on
01:23:50
ebondawn
granted even if it means my death
01:23:51
ebondawn
all right well i have advantage so let's do it swingy swing still not loaded into the world
01:23:53
havelgravelgut
up misses with the cudgel
01:23:57
havelgravelgut
on you Kaldur Gravelgut your turn
01:23:59
havelgravelgut
Son of a bitch
01:24:09
ebondawn
all right let's see your actions yeah i can roll on uh let's see damn it or no to hit
01:24:10
havelgravelgut
Twenty fucking two
01:24:13
havelgravelgut
Oh wait wait wait you roll
01:24:16
havelgravelgut
You roll
01:24:17
havelgravelgut
I rolled it for you
01:24:21
havelgravelgut
You roll
01:24:23
havelgravelgut
He's not
01:24:26
havelgravelgut
There you go
01:24:31
ebondawn
Should be advantage, so no
01:24:33
ebondawn
There we go
01:24:34
havelgravelgut
Yes sir give me damage
01:24:35
ebondawn
18 to hit
01:24:40
ebondawn
There we go
01:24:41
havelgravelgut
No that was
01:24:45
ebondawn
Oh no, I didn't use the
01:24:46
funkeebuddha
yeah but here when he rolled for you here you got a plus two and a plus two
01:24:50
ebondawn
Admirer Conspiration, didn't need it
01:24:53
ebondawn
Nope, I have plus 2 to hit
01:24:56
funkeebuddha
It's like a human yo-yo.
01:24:58
havelgravelgut
Yeah yeah yeah that's with his bonus
01:25:01
havelgravelgut
Yeah yeah
01:25:02
ebondawn
And plus 2 to damage, so
01:25:04
ebondawn
Well
01:25:04
havelgravelgut
He's got plus two he's proficient
01:25:04
ebondawn
4 damage
01:25:06
havelgravelgut
Alright
01:25:07
havelgravelgut
Four
01:25:08
ebondawn
And we'll, yep
01:25:09
havelgravelgut
Yep
01:25:10
ebondawn
Topple check
01:25:13
ebondawn
DC 10
01:25:13
havelgravelgut
Rocky
01:25:17
ebondawn
Yeah, my character
01:25:20
ebondawn
It's not very high because I'm gonna be an artificer. So there's a reason why Texas are weak right up
01:25:26
ebondawn
I'm not I won't actually be able to use my intelligence for fucking damage until level four
01:25:28
havelgravelgut
He did not
01:25:32
funkeebuddha
It's a yo-yo.
01:25:34
ebondawn
Did he save or
01:25:40
havelgravelgut
Just behind this guy
01:25:43
ebondawn
He improved all right and then
01:25:51
ebondawn
now that this
01:25:54
ebondawn
This area is obscured, right? Okay
01:25:58
havelgravelgut
Yes
01:25:58
havelgravelgut
It could be
01:25:59
ebondawn
i don't i don't yeah there's no there's no reason to go in there so and he's prone right it's fine
01:26:02
whygod4007
yeah is it is it my turn or still calendar's turn okay uh i'm gonna go ahead and hit this guy with
01:26:03
funkeebuddha
Well, the only two people in there are sleeping.
01:26:04
havelgravelgut
There's only one remaining
01:26:07
havelgravelgut
There's two asleep
01:26:08
havelgravelgut
He's the last guy
01:26:10
havelgravelgut
That's right
01:26:18
havelgravelgut
It's your turn
01:26:21
havelgravelgut
Oh, Roadie's going Greco
01:26:22
ebondawn
it's not really very heroic to negotiate for rewards while you're saving someone's life just
01:26:25
whygod4007
uh, contested grapple.
01:26:31
havelgravelgut
You grapple this guy
01:26:33
funkeebuddha
Super flies.
01:26:36
funkeebuddha
No good.
01:26:40
whygod4007
Yeah. Ah, you just,
01:26:44
whygod4007
you just wait right there.
01:26:47
whygod4007
We'll be with you in a moment.
01:26:49
whygod4007
Oh, well, I mean, I can time up next turn,
01:26:52
havelgravelgut
Tie him up
01:26:54
havelgravelgut
I don't mean literally
01:26:57
whygod4007
but, uh, with the moment, I've just...
01:26:58
havelgravelgut
You're grappling him
01:27:00
havelgravelgut
He ain't going nowhere
01:27:03
whygod4007
Yes.
01:27:06
havelgravelgut
He is also pinned, of course
01:27:07
havelgravelgut
Uh, Danneth is going to run his
01:27:10
havelgravelgut
Dash
01:27:11
havelgravelgut
Speed to get out here
01:27:13
havelgravelgut
Oh my god, you absolute fucking heroes
01:27:17
havelgravelgut
Oh my god, yes, get them
01:27:19
havelgravelgut
Get those fucking bastards
01:27:21
havelgravelgut
Whatever you want
01:27:23
whygod4007
Ah. Seems worthy of a town
01:27:25
whygod4007
square concert, does it not?
01:27:28
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie
01:27:31
funkeebuddha
Dream.
01:27:31
havelgravelgut
Yes, indeed, sir
01:27:34
funkeebuddha
Yes.
01:27:35
havelgravelgut
Yes, you can
01:27:36
funkeebuddha
Now you're in a truck.
01:27:42
ebondawn
saying no it was a friend to us not being good that's oh my god i loaded into the game right
01:27:44
whygod4007
He's already saved.
01:27:56
havelgravelgut
Now you're blind
01:27:58
funkeebuddha
Can you drop the truck?
01:27:58
whygod4007
Now you're blind.
01:28:00
havelgravelgut
You can drop this, you can probably drop the spell
01:28:02
ashtonias
that then yeah okay so freddy kind of like turns like spins around past Kaldur Gravelgut and past this dude
01:28:03
havelgravelgut
Though, Rod
01:28:04
funkeebuddha
Can you drop the truck?
01:28:04
whygod4007
Yeah, I can. If he wants to move in there, I'll drop it
01:28:04
havelgravelgut
move in
01:28:06
whygod4007
when he goes in.
01:28:07
havelgravelgut
already will drop the smoke
01:28:07
funkeebuddha
Yeah.
01:28:07
funkeebuddha
It's not technically ended
01:28:09
havelgravelgut
these two guys are asleep anyway this guy's grappled
01:28:11
havelgravelgut
on the ground tied up with his arm like
01:28:13
havelgravelgut
bent around this fucking doorway
01:28:15
havelgravelgut
hang on
01:28:18
ebondawn
as combat ends excellent let him do his thing that was fucking awesome
01:28:23
funkeebuddha
Is that going to hit Rock
01:28:24
whygod4007
That's the way we do it.
01:28:29
whygod4007
Oh, uh, stop for a...
01:28:33
whygod4007
I mean, he's... I think he's...
01:28:34
ashtonias
to get behind him so yeah Dreadie Mercurie like uh turns all ballet style past these guys comes up behind
01:28:35
whygod4007
Are... Are you done
01:28:36
havelgravelgut
let him go
01:28:36
whygod4007
fighting? Oh, no.
01:28:38
havelgravelgut
let him go
01:28:40
havelgravelgut
ah yes
01:28:50
ashtonias
this dude claps his hands together rubs them and then smacks this guy on the ass with both hands
01:28:58
ashtonias
as he casts shocking grasp uh advantage you said let me roll another one there we go that's much
01:29:02
havelgravelgut
give me a tag you have advantage
01:29:05
havelgravelgut
yeah
01:29:06
funkeebuddha
As he's holding him
01:29:08
havelgravelgut
roll damage so
01:29:08
whygod4007
And then...
01:29:09
whygod4007
I mean...
01:29:14
funkeebuddha
That was Rock and Roll man
01:29:15
ashtonias
there.
01:29:21
havelgravelgut
he looks at you
01:29:22
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut and he looks up
01:29:25
havelgravelgut
and opens his mouth
01:29:27
havelgravelgut
the screaming is higher and higher in pitch
01:29:30
havelgravelgut
and his eyeballs explode
01:29:31
havelgravelgut
all over you
01:29:37
ebondawn
there's a part of me that's
01:29:41
funkeebuddha
You're going to slaughter them aren't you
01:29:41
ashtonias
Barely a handful.
01:29:43
whygod4007
He was... He was already...
01:29:46
ebondawn
that's like
01:29:46
whygod4007
He was already defeated.
01:29:48
whygod4007
I mean...
01:29:48
havelgravelgut
wait wait wait wait
01:29:49
ebondawn
that's like the inner
01:29:52
ebondawn
gravel gut in me is like
01:29:53
ebondawn
no Rico
01:29:55
troyjohnsen
rest of them we got it we got to finish them off can i just can i just fight one of them
01:29:59
whygod4007
Maybe we should save one
01:29:59
funkeebuddha
This guy right here
01:30:02
whygod4007
for the talking?
01:30:04
funkeebuddha
This guy right here is an acolyte
01:30:04
havelgravelgut
wait I want
01:30:06
havelgravelgut
I want to see them burned at the stake
01:30:07
funkeebuddha
So tie him up
01:30:09
havelgravelgut
at the East Haven prison gallows
01:30:11
havelgravelgut
Tyler
01:30:12
funkeebuddha
shit. He's got ichor all over
01:30:13
whygod4007
Why are these guys attacking you?
01:30:13
havelgravelgut
they were asking me for the shears
01:30:18
havelgravelgut
were they
01:30:20
havelgravelgut
fucking idiots they were already
01:30:22
havelgravelgut
stolen I don't know what the fuck
01:30:24
whygod4007
Oh.
01:30:25
havelgravelgut
as long as those things but i regret ever purchasing them no no look i i let that one
01:30:29
whygod4007
Alright, so when...
01:30:30
troyjohnsen
Rico's over here talking to prudence by the way no he's already multi-classed into uh
01:30:32
ebondawn
it's over man the fight's done
01:30:34
ebondawn
it was very fucking cool
01:30:37
havelgravelgut
i'll let that last clear execution of an of a man extra judiciously i'll let that one slide
01:30:46
havelgravelgut
because it was really cool did you see his eyeballs look the eyeball oh look at that
01:30:49
ebondawn
it's like
01:30:50
ebondawn
ready
01:30:52
ebondawn
yeah
01:30:54
havelgravelgut
he points and called her i called her one of his eyeballs is yeah and the old ones like rolling
01:30:56
ebondawn
it's fucking nuts
01:30:59
ebondawn
A new gravel guide
01:31:00
havelgravelgut
rolling down your chest plate slowly like one of those sticky toys you throw against the wall
01:31:01
ashtonias
When Dretty's
01:31:04
havelgravelgut
let's get this guy out here
01:31:07
funkeebuddha
Rock's chest, right? Ding, ding, ding. You guys
01:31:10
havelgravelgut
that's right
01:31:11
ebondawn
Core memory unlocked
01:31:12
ebondawn
We should probably tie these fuckers up
01:31:13
havelgravelgut
yep
01:31:15
ashtonias
fighting, he makes everybody, makes sure everybody's
01:31:17
ashtonias
satisfied, baby.
01:31:26
ebondawn
What are you going NG
01:31:26
havelgravelgut
tying them up
01:31:29
funkeebuddha
could do that. Okay. I'm just looking.
01:31:33
ebondawn
No that's suspicious as fuck
01:31:36
havelgravelgut
Angie
01:31:37
ebondawn
Where the fuck are you going
01:31:37
havelgravelgut
you're looking at a very nice
01:31:38
ebondawn
Oh yeah okay
01:31:41
havelgravelgut
you're looking at a crazy statue
01:31:45
havelgravelgut
here Angie wildly valuable
01:31:47
havelgravelgut
it looks it's made out of some sort of
01:31:49
havelgravelgut
some sort of black crystal
01:31:50
ebondawn
I gotcha
01:31:51
ebondawn
You just going to steal shit
01:31:52
havelgravelgut
give me a perception
01:31:55
ebondawn
I'm so used to your characters
01:31:56
havelgravelgut
here
01:31:58
funkeebuddha
Oh, God. I'm awful at those.
01:32:03
havelgravelgut
yeah
01:32:03
havelgravelgut
it's very valuable
01:32:06
ebondawn
Being sneak thieves that I'm just like
01:32:07
ebondawn
I don't care what they're doing
01:32:08
ebondawn
It is
01:32:09
funkeebuddha
That's a nine.
01:32:13
havelgravelgut
something's in your ear but you like
01:32:15
havelgravelgut
twist your ear and it goes away uh well let's see uh when how long are you in town
01:32:19
funkeebuddha
What the hell was that? Hey, check out this statue, man.
01:32:26
funkeebuddha
Bugger me out. I think it's worth a scratch.
01:32:28
whygod4007
When are we scheduling this fucking concert?
01:32:33
ebondawn
Executed
01:32:37
havelgravelgut
oh oh i have an idea there's a public execution of a prisoner named design uh he was some sort
01:32:39
funkeebuddha
I don't know. You want to see it, man.
01:32:40
funkeebuddha
who hears that okay there are no ear holes and judging i've actually heard that story before
01:32:49
havelgravelgut
of malfeasance for he was found out to be a red wizard uh agent uh acting to awaken somebody
01:32:57
havelgravelgut
called zlan is what he was in his writings anyway he's going to be murdered in uh let's see
01:33:04
havelgravelgut
I think two days
01:33:05
ebondawn
We're like Cosmo talking
01:33:06
whygod4007
Ah, so...
01:33:07
havelgravelgut
After tomorrow
01:33:08
whygod4007
You want us to get the crowd into a nice frenzy
01:33:08
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:33:10
ebondawn
Kaldur Gravelgut's checking out the statue that NG pointed out
01:33:12
whygod4007
before they drop the news?
01:33:13
havelgravelgut
We would
01:33:15
whygod4007
You know?
01:33:15
havelgravelgut
That's right
01:33:16
whygod4007
Maybe he'll headbang himself into a hanging, right?
01:33:21
havelgravelgut
30 gold ahead for that performance
01:33:24
havelgravelgut
What do you say
01:33:24
havelgravelgut
Plus crowd text
01:33:26
havelgravelgut
Yes of course
01:33:26
whygod4007
Well, is the whole town going to be there?
01:33:30
havelgravelgut
Everybody loves watching the public burnings
01:33:37
whygod4007
This works great for us.
01:33:40
whygod4007
Let's make sure there's some sort of collection trough
01:33:44
whygod4007
for the masses, right?
01:33:45
havelgravelgut
Yes of course
01:33:46
havelgravelgut
We'll set you up a green room downstairs
01:33:47
havelgravelgut
I will probably just put the torture room aside for you
01:33:51
havelgravelgut
It might still have to be in use
01:33:52
havelgravelgut
But you know
01:33:54
havelgravelgut
it's not a hanging, he's just
01:33:55
whygod4007
And can we perhaps control the trapdoor
01:33:58
whygod4007
so it can be swung at the correct moment,
01:34:03
whygod4007
if you'd be so kind.
01:34:05
havelgravelgut
being burned
01:34:06
havelgravelgut
I tell you what, I'll throw you in an extra
01:34:06
whygod4007
Oh, okay.
01:34:08
whygod4007
Well, yes, we can light the pyre at our own discretion.
01:34:12
havelgravelgut
20 golds, total
01:34:14
havelgravelgut
like, not per head, extra 20
01:34:16
havelgravelgut
if you can harmonize your instrumentation
01:34:18
havelgravelgut
to his screams
01:34:19
havelgravelgut
give me a
01:34:21
whygod4007
Mm-hmm.
01:34:27
ebondawn
So
01:34:27
ebondawn
He's got a pretty ghastly conversation
01:34:27
whygod4007
Yeah.
01:34:29
havelgravelgut
yeah, yeah, first I have to do
01:34:30
havelgravelgut
that is
01:34:31
ebondawn
Going on in there
01:34:32
ebondawn
Yeah this shit makes people crazy doesn't it
01:34:32
havelgravelgut
sir
01:34:33
havelgravelgut
your kinsman
01:34:37
havelgravelgut
would have told you all about
01:34:38
havelgravelgut
it is a dark crystal
01:34:40
havelgravelgut
that was infused from
01:34:42
havelgravelgut
back when there was awakened most recently which was you know 30 40 years ago now but it was um
01:34:51
havelgravelgut
it was what they mined the duergar back when it does and you hear whispers called it that's what
01:34:58
ebondawn
Oh NG
01:35:01
ebondawn
Stay the fuck away from this shit
01:35:02
ebondawn
That's bad news
01:35:03
ebondawn
Yeah
01:35:14
havelgravelgut
was in your ear that your ears were too full of gunk to hear something else yeah it's pretty
01:35:20
ashtonias
Is the statue
01:35:21
ashtonias
talking to him?
01:35:22
ebondawn
Dude
01:35:23
ebondawn
It says the awakened one lies below
01:35:28
ebondawn
I don't think
01:35:29
ebondawn
look I'm not one to
01:35:32
ebondawn
judge
01:35:33
ebondawn
we good avocats are famous for
01:35:36
ebondawn
tolerance of other people's beliefs
01:35:38
ebondawn
but
01:35:39
ebondawn
this constable
01:35:41
ebondawn
has a fucking charlatan statue
01:35:44
ebondawn
back here
01:35:45
ebondawn
that's probably not a good sign
01:35:47
ebondawn
pretty suspicious
01:35:50
havelgravelgut
pretty sus
01:35:51
havelgravelgut
oh yeah
01:35:52
ashtonias
Maybe we should see what this guy
01:35:53
ebondawn
you know
01:35:54
ashtonias
is being
01:35:54
ebondawn
my uncle killed the dragon man out of this
01:35:54
ashtonias
executed for.
01:35:57
ebondawn
with a paving stone one time
01:35:59
ebondawn
you ever tell you that story
01:36:00
ebondawn
I've told you that story
01:36:02
havelgravelgut
Danneth over here
01:36:03
funkeebuddha
that's a bull it was true it wasn't me it was the one our man hey little cat
01:36:05
ebondawn
probably 70 fucking times
01:36:06
ebondawn
they don't care
01:36:08
havelgravelgut
as the two
01:36:10
havelgravelgut
check out the shardling strange
01:36:12
havelgravelgut
bull statue
01:36:13
havelgravelgut
Danneth turns and
01:36:16
havelgravelgut
yeah some sort of a like a minotaur
01:36:19
havelgravelgut
winged minotaur statue
01:36:21
havelgravelgut
um
01:36:22
havelgravelgut
anyway I had purchased something called
01:36:26
havelgravelgut
Urogeas
01:36:27
havelgravelgut
they were taken from some burial mound that was
01:36:30
havelgravelgut
raided anyway it ended up on the auction
01:36:32
havelgravelgut
market perfectly above board
01:36:34
havelgravelgut
purchased by the red dragon trading company we purchased it we wanted to put it in the town
01:36:39
havelgravelgut
hall library as a attraction so that we might you know gain some fundage and um also i'm i'm
01:36:48
havelgravelgut
i'm a northlands his uh his story buff you could call me anyway i i i did use town fund
01:36:56
havelgravelgut
to purchase it but i was going to replenish it with my salary and anyway it was stolen
01:37:03
havelgravelgut
this very
01:37:04
havelgravelgut
it was stolen this very morning
01:37:06
havelgravelgut
by
01:37:08
havelgravelgut
it was
01:37:08
ebondawn
maybe they're very
01:37:10
havelgravelgut
stolen this very morning by a one-armed
01:37:14
havelgravelgut
man
01:37:15
havelgravelgut
I'm serious, it was the one-armed man
01:37:22
funkeebuddha
this thing over here friendly oh
01:37:24
havelgravelgut
he had blonde hair and kind of a
01:37:28
havelgravelgut
white blonde beard and he had a
01:37:29
whygod4007
You're telling me that a one-armed man
01:37:29
havelgravelgut
he had a prosthetic
01:37:32
whygod4007
wanted a pair of shears.
01:37:37
havelgravelgut
he had a prosthetic
01:37:37
ebondawn
small like scissors you could use one hand
01:37:39
ebondawn
you could just
01:37:41
ebondawn
you could bite one hand and then
01:37:41
havelgravelgut
that's what I say exactly
01:37:43
ebondawn
oh really
01:37:46
havelgravelgut
but he does your ears perk up Kaldur Gravelgut
01:37:49
havelgravelgut
he says the man had a
01:37:50
havelgravelgut
fancy prosthetic
01:37:52
havelgravelgut
that was like functional like a hand anyway these these uh well it it it was on his left hand
01:37:54
ebondawn
that's interesting
01:38:00
ebondawn
what else
01:38:06
ebondawn
tell me about this prosthetic
01:38:07
ebondawn
oh yeah could be a Paxton special
01:38:11
havelgravelgut
i believe paxton's is on the right right Kaldur Gravelgut yeah so he's not paxton that that you know checks
01:38:21
havelgravelgut
that off but he does when he describes it it sounds to you it like it could be paxton's work
01:38:28
havelgravelgut
yeah because it has like fully functional hands and some of the fingers have tools that exude
01:38:29
ebondawn
yeah
01:38:35
havelgravelgut
from it and stuff it's very
01:38:37
havelgravelgut
fancy and also you know Dwarven
01:38:39
havelgravelgut
Valley up here was
01:38:41
havelgravelgut
has been frequented by gravel guts from time to
01:38:43
havelgravelgut
time so Daniff
01:38:44
ebondawn
Wait, Roadie. Is Roadie
01:38:48
havelgravelgut
should we wake these thugs
01:38:50
havelgravelgut
up and see what they have
01:38:52
havelgravelgut
to say for themselves
01:38:53
havelgravelgut
it kind of hisses at you
01:39:04
havelgravelgut
oh sweet give me a
01:39:05
whygod4007
Wakey, wakey, wakey, hands-off fucking sneaky.
01:39:06
funkeebuddha
Little guy's cute
01:39:09
whygod4007
Yeah, I got expertise in stealth.
01:39:12
ebondawn
like an actual fucking rogue?
01:39:13
ebondawn
Can he do rogue shit?
01:39:16
ebondawn
I'd just be like, as his
01:39:20
troyjohnsen
monk and wizard uh Rico's over here talking to trying to put the moves on prudence by the way
01:39:23
ebondawn
character, does his character do sneaky
01:39:25
ebondawn
shit?
01:39:32
ebondawn
I'll whisper to Roadie
01:39:35
ebondawn
as we go by, like, dude, this guy's
01:39:37
ebondawn
got a fucking evil statue
01:39:39
ebondawn
and says there's some awakened
01:39:41
ebondawn
one down in the basement. I don't want to just walk
01:39:43
ebondawn
down there, but maybe you could
01:39:46
ebondawn
take a peek.
01:39:50
whygod4007
Scoping it out.
01:39:52
whygod4007
Alright.
01:39:58
whygod4007
Where am I?
01:40:00
troyjohnsen
just yeah uh did you see me wield the power of the moon i'm sorry sometimes my my blood comes out
01:40:02
havelgravelgut
this way
01:40:02
ebondawn
I'll cast Magecraft
01:40:04
ebondawn
on Rock
01:40:07
ebondawn
for Thief's Tools.
01:40:11
ebondawn
Yeah, by the way,
01:40:12
whygod4007
Where am I looking? Oh, I found
01:40:14
havelgravelgut
Rico prudence leans over
01:40:14
whygod4007
this is stairs. Attempting to
01:40:18
ebondawn
that Shardalyn, don't touch any of that shit.
01:40:20
ebondawn
It's real fucking bad for you.
01:40:22
ebondawn
That black...
01:40:23
ebondawn
Z-Power of...
01:40:25
havelgravelgut
that was very
01:40:27
havelgravelgut
impressive I must admit
01:40:29
havelgravelgut
what
01:40:39
havelgravelgut
what do you keep doing that what is why you what is that what are you a fucking vampire oh my god
01:40:40
ebondawn
Enrico Lunae, the Lunanites.
01:40:52
troyjohnsen
you see i'm i'm momnish well my family's jace okay that's a 15 they're 14 then for inside
01:40:55
havelgravelgut
what do you um Dreadie Mercurie just fuck behind oh i see okay wow uh what's i saw your swords yes and i
01:41:17
havelgravelgut
see your sword you don't have to keep going to get out like that oh hello Dreadie Mercurie thank you for
01:41:25
ashtonias
That's me, darling.
01:41:30
havelgravelgut
saving me both y'all roll me perceptions um let's roll me actually uh let's see we're gonna apply
01:41:36
ebondawn
Thank you for describing me.
01:41:37
ebondawn
Oh, no, no, no.
01:41:39
ebondawn
Great show. Bye.
01:41:41
havelgravelgut
that to insight you're 15 rico uh enrollment insight what would that be okay yeah Dreadie Mercurie
01:41:48
ashtonias
Oh, damn. I'm not very
01:41:49
troyjohnsen
15 for inside sorry i'll say uh i see you're uh no stranger to moonslaying have you is that when
01:41:49
ashtonias
perceptive. It's okay.
01:41:51
havelgravelgut
you're just like yeah um 14 rico yes rico you're not the most insightful but you think there's
01:41:53
ashtonias
I came over here
01:41:54
ashtonias
I can't even hear the wingman for freaking Rico anyway.
01:41:54
ebondawn
What was the highway?
01:41:58
ashtonias
It does look absolutely gorgeous.
01:42:07
havelgravelgut
this woman is more than just a scribe like an assistant she is just a very calm demeanor about
01:42:14
havelgravelgut
these dead bodies um she was more worried about you know him dying her boss but she's not like
01:42:22
havelgravelgut
freaking out from the oh nice not freaking out from the corpses or anything you have a feeling
01:42:27
havelgravelgut
there's more to the uh than meets the eye uh to this woman moonsling nobody ever says that no i'm
01:42:42
havelgravelgut
My father was a highwayman
01:42:46
havelgravelgut
I moved up here to
01:42:48
havelgravelgut
I moved up here to
01:42:51
havelgravelgut
Start a new life away from all that
01:42:53
havelgravelgut
I don't follow saloon
01:42:55
ebondawn
I love the idea of
01:43:03
troyjohnsen
you is that when you started following saloon then what's with all the all the moon stuff
01:43:07
havelgravelgut
Oh this sash
01:43:12
havelgravelgut
I just think it's pretty
01:43:14
havelgravelgut
Oh god
01:43:15
troyjohnsen
Well, it is that.
01:43:21
havelgravelgut
Are you two trying to eiffel tower me
01:43:22
havelgravelgut
It's not going to happen
01:43:23
havelgravelgut
Now back here
01:43:30
troyjohnsen
Rico's out of ideas.
01:43:30
havelgravelgut
Rock did you go downstairs rock
01:43:31
troyjohnsen
Rico's out of ideas.
01:43:38
havelgravelgut
Beautiful
01:43:42
troyjohnsen
I want you to hear what Rico's...
01:43:45
whygod4007
stealth down the stairs.
01:43:46
havelgravelgut
17 gotcha
01:43:47
troyjohnsen
He's all out of ideas for wooing this girl,
01:43:48
havelgravelgut
Okay, Rico, what were you saying to her?
01:43:54
troyjohnsen
so he defaults to his standard pitch.
01:44:00
troyjohnsen
So you heard the good news about William Moon?
01:44:03
havelgravelgut
Oh, my God.
01:44:05
havelgravelgut
I have to go clean up my office.
01:44:09
havelgravelgut
Oh.
01:44:10
troyjohnsen
Damn it.
01:44:10
havelgravelgut
Oh.
01:44:11
havelgravelgut
Oh, yeah?
01:44:14
ebondawn
like this is your second character
01:44:16
ebondawn
who has like default pickup lines
01:44:18
ebondawn
I'm a jazz goblin
01:44:19
troyjohnsen
Rico's are terrible.
01:44:21
havelgravelgut
I see you met Nagini.
01:44:26
funkeebuddha
Little girl's cute
01:44:27
havelgravelgut
Yes, it's a she.
01:44:32
funkeebuddha
Sorry about that
01:44:32
havelgravelgut
Mm-hmm.
01:44:34
funkeebuddha
Let's just say that then
01:44:35
havelgravelgut
What are you?
01:44:38
havelgravelgut
What are you?
01:44:39
havelgravelgut
Yes, you're purple and gooey, but you look like a goblin.
01:44:45
funkeebuddha
I'm a goblin
01:44:46
havelgravelgut
No, I want to know.
01:44:47
havelgravelgut
What are you?
01:44:48
havelgravelgut
Come on.
01:44:50
funkeebuddha
I am a goblin
01:44:50
ashtonias
You said he hates blue-skinned people?
01:44:51
havelgravelgut
Okay, bubble goblin.
01:44:52
havelgravelgut
You sneak down
01:44:54
funkeebuddha
I'm a little different but
01:44:56
funkeebuddha
What makes all of us special
01:44:58
havelgravelgut
Oh shit
01:44:59
funkeebuddha
Is the differences that we have
01:45:00
funkeebuddha
Come on man
01:45:01
funkeebuddha
And then a demon
01:45:03
havelgravelgut
Is that disabled or something
01:45:05
havelgravelgut
Alright Rock
01:45:06
ebondawn
yeah by the way Rock has
01:45:09
havelgravelgut
Now you can move
01:45:11
havelgravelgut
Down one and you'll go downstairs
01:45:14
havelgravelgut
Rock these are
01:45:17
ebondawn
he has mage draft so if he rolls
01:45:18
ebondawn
Steve's tools check in the next minute
01:45:20
ebondawn
he can get an added d6 to it
01:45:24
havelgravelgut
Dungeon
01:45:26
havelgravelgut
Doors
01:45:27
havelgravelgut
There is noise coming from down here
01:45:32
funkeebuddha
Now you can see
01:45:32
ebondawn
That's all right.
01:45:35
havelgravelgut
Yes
01:45:41
whygod4007
Are the doors
01:45:42
whygod4007
they have bars? Can I see through them?
01:45:47
havelgravelgut
These actually do have slits that are open
01:45:49
havelgravelgut
They're all empty
01:45:50
havelgravelgut
Yeah
01:45:54
whygod4007
So yeah, I'm hearing stuff from this one.
01:45:56
havelgravelgut
No you fucking didn't
01:45:59
havelgravelgut
You're hiding fucking aces in your sleeves is what you're doing.
01:46:03
whygod4007
I stealthily
01:46:05
whygod4007
peek through the
01:46:06
whygod4007
slat to see what's
01:46:08
havelgravelgut
This one is not a dungeon door.
01:46:09
whygod4007
going on in there.
01:46:10
havelgravelgut
This just looks like a guard's office.
01:46:12
whygod4007
Oh, okay.
01:46:14
havelgravelgut
And it sounds like they're gambling in there.
01:46:19
whygod4007
Leave them.
01:46:20
whygod4007
to their gambling and just gonna check all these doors for even this last door is empty
01:46:25
havelgravelgut
Empty.
01:46:26
havelgravelgut
Which means nobody's been arrested today, you know,
01:46:29
havelgravelgut
because they're brought here, processed, and then taken to the prison.
01:46:35
havelgravelgut
Even that last door, it's all empty.
01:46:35
whygod4007
hey no no crazy bull monster beneath
01:46:41
havelgravelgut
No crazy bull monster, nothing here to awaken below.
01:46:48
funkeebuddha
They're in jail
01:46:49
havelgravelgut
That's right.
01:46:49
havelgravelgut
so as um yes again is is these guys do wake up i can't believe you made fun of gary's cock he's
01:46:58
funkeebuddha
Doesn't everybody
01:47:09
havelgravelgut
very sensitive about that oh my fucking teeth well take take it away take it away you i'm i'm not
01:47:15
ebondawn
His eyes are exploding now, so you don't have to worry about it.
01:47:21
havelgravelgut
i'm not trained we serve the greater good correct harmony harmony the stillness of nothing
01:47:26
ebondawn
All right.
01:47:26
ebondawn
Who the fuck are you?
01:47:38
whygod4007
oh if that's the case uh we should just let you go right yeah yeah yeah yeah that's great uh
01:47:47
whygod4007
and say as i take my time loosening his restraints but not really loosening his restraints
01:47:53
whygod4007
uh uh what uh what what greater good uh are we oh oh oh yeah you you want to yeah he was just
01:48:07
havelgravelgut
You will see
01:48:11
havelgravelgut
We will get our hands
01:48:13
havelgravelgut
On those shears
01:48:15
havelgravelgut
Give me a
01:48:17
ebondawn
I'm going to fucking, I'm going to look at his mouth or something to see if there's any
01:48:21
whygod4007
talking about the shears uh and oh what what do you uh okay uh well Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut
01:48:25
ebondawn
sort of, like, fucking suicide pill or anything in there.
01:48:29
havelgravelgut
Perception
01:48:30
havelgravelgut
No, you don't see any
01:48:31
ebondawn
All right.
01:48:37
ebondawn
Nope.
01:48:37
havelgravelgut
Plus most of these chains have been broken
01:48:38
ebondawn
No.
01:48:39
havelgravelgut
As he fell forward onto the fucking
01:48:41
havelgravelgut
Chair
01:48:42
havelgravelgut
We serve Thryn of the
01:48:44
ebondawn
All right.
01:48:44
ebondawn
These are fucking stupid answers you're giving.
01:48:46
ebondawn
I'm going to start fucking loosening teeth until you start giving real ones.
01:48:52
ebondawn
Here you go.
01:48:52
havelgravelgut
Thryn
01:48:53
ebondawn
And I'm going to punch him right in the fucking mouth.
01:48:55
ebondawn
All right, that's a good answer.
01:48:57
havelgravelgut
Thryn
01:48:58
havelgravelgut
The church of inexorable ruin
01:48:58
troyjohnsen
Kick his ass, Kaldur Gravelgut.
01:49:02
havelgravelgut
We will
01:49:04
ebondawn
That's good.
01:49:05
ebondawn
What the fuck was that?
01:49:06
havelgravelgut
We will wake the chaos wolf
01:49:09
havelgravelgut
And it will devour the sun
01:49:11
havelgravelgut
Good cop bad cop
01:49:13
ebondawn
Fucking K-12.
01:49:16
whygod4007
slow down this guy's being real fucking cooperative he's super nice let's just take it one step at a
01:49:22
whygod4007
time um now i'm gonna i'm gonna loosen these bonds for you we're gonna get you out of here
01:49:24
havelgravelgut
Roll me persuasion
01:49:25
troyjohnsen
i'll punch him you want me to punch him Kaldur Gravelgut right bitch i work out yeah that is kind of
01:49:28
whygod4007
uh what do you want those shears for anyway i could probably use them right now to cut these
01:49:32
whygod4007
ropes right uh well Kaldur Gravelgut i'm it sounds like he wants to talk to you oh when we find the shears
01:49:34
havelgravelgut
With advantage cause they definitely
01:49:36
havelgravelgut
Like that better than getting their teeth knocked out
01:49:38
havelgravelgut
By Kaldur Gravelgut
01:49:38
ebondawn
By the way, the saddest part about this
01:49:38
havelgravelgut
Like chopping his hand off
01:49:40
ebondawn
is that Kaldur Gravelgut's not actually super strong,
01:49:42
ebondawn
so it would take an amazingly long time
01:49:45
ebondawn
for him to beat you to death.
01:49:46
ebondawn
He's only got a fucking break, so...
01:49:49
ebondawn
You can take the next one, Roadie.
01:49:50
havelgravelgut
With a fucking butter knife
01:49:51
havelgravelgut
With Roadie he turns
01:49:54
havelgravelgut
Roadie good god
01:49:55
havelgravelgut
He turns to you and goes
01:49:58
havelgravelgut
I just fucking hate blue skinned people
01:50:02
havelgravelgut
Roadie
01:50:11
ebondawn
You sure you don't want to take this one?
01:50:12
ebondawn
I mean, it'll make you feel better.
01:50:15
havelgravelgut
if you hold alt and right click
01:50:17
havelgravelgut
that will vertically flip your token
01:50:19
havelgravelgut
you click the token
01:50:22
havelgravelgut
flip thing the only reason
01:50:25
ebondawn
The funny thing is that Rico
01:50:27
ebondawn
is stronger than me, so yeah, I go for it.
01:50:30
havelgravelgut
why I went with that is because
01:50:32
havelgravelgut
uh roadie had a fucking advantage
01:50:34
havelgravelgut
and still rolled a three so this guy just
01:50:36
havelgravelgut
for some reason I just don't like your face
01:50:38
havelgravelgut
man I just hate
01:50:39
havelgravelgut
your face dude it's something
01:50:42
havelgravelgut
about the way your face is put together
01:50:44
havelgravelgut
let's see yes
01:50:47
havelgravelgut
please let's see what this fruitcake has
01:50:49
havelgravelgut
okay all right all right
01:50:49
ebondawn
Yeah, go ahead,
01:50:50
ebondawn
Rico. He thinks you're pretty
01:50:52
ebondawn
weak. Kaldur Gravelgut's got that...
01:50:55
ebondawn
Rico's got that retard strength.
01:51:04
havelgravelgut
what we showed the chaos we we seek to wake we seek to wake the chaos wolf and the shears
01:51:14
havelgravelgut
are wanted by thryn the black to further our goals now the shears are wanted by thryn the black
01:51:19
ebondawn
The Shears do what, sorry?
01:51:24
havelgravelgut
to further his goals and therefore the goals of the church stop knocking my fucking teeth out
01:51:29
havelgravelgut
Thryn
01:51:30
ebondawn
Wait, Thrynne...
01:51:31
ebondawn
Wait, wait, wait, Thrynne the Black?
01:51:31
whygod4007
where can we deliver these to him uh but if we find those shears where can we find this guy we
01:51:35
ebondawn
You mean fucking Thrynne... What is it?
01:51:37
ebondawn
Threnndil?
01:51:40
havelgravelgut
T-H-R-Y-N-N
01:51:42
havelgravelgut
I don't think that's the same
01:51:44
ebondawn
His name's suspiciously like the guy who serves
01:51:47
ebondawn
the black staff that just fucking
01:51:48
ebondawn
left all right good yeah who the fuck is turning the black right one final question on a scale of
01:51:54
havelgravelgut
person
01:51:54
havelgravelgut
now
01:51:56
ashtonias
I love how you're talking with, like, missing teeth.
01:51:59
ashtonias
That's great.
01:52:01
funkeebuddha
But then there might be a change
01:52:02
havelgravelgut
you would throw them in the dungeons
01:52:08
ashtonias
I think you should hit him again, Kaldur Gravelgut.
01:52:12
havelgravelgut
we
01:52:18
whygod4007
need to deliver them to uh oh sweet does the contact have a name
01:52:24
havelgravelgut
were to take them to High Plume Station
01:52:28
havelgravelgut
and meet the contact there
01:52:29
havelgravelgut
High Plume
01:52:35
havelgravelgut
he would have been
01:52:35
whygod4007
alright alright
01:52:38
havelgravelgut
he would have been the only
01:52:41
havelgravelgut
contact there in a white fucking tunic
01:52:43
havelgravelgut
beautiful
01:52:45
ashtonias
Are you telling us all this because, like...
01:52:48
whygod4007
say you're going to
01:52:50
whygod4007
you know I
01:52:50
ashtonias
did any of our axe beaks
01:52:51
whygod4007
can't help but notice that
01:52:53
whygod4007
you know
01:52:56
whygod4007
I don't think that's the best outfit to be
01:52:58
whygod4007
hanging out in a prison cell with
01:53:00
whygod4007
and I give him some jammies and I
01:53:02
whygod4007
take his
01:53:03
whygod4007
his tunic
01:53:05
whygod4007
blue hate
01:53:06
havelgravelgut
beautiful stuff
01:53:07
havelgravelgut
probably three and a half
01:53:12
ebondawn
one to five how would you rate that interrogation today that's not bad try to do better i mean
01:53:21
havelgravelgut
you know
01:53:21
havelgravelgut
the blue guy almost
01:53:25
havelgravelgut
had me
01:53:27
havelgravelgut
trusted him but didn't just don't have a
01:53:30
havelgravelgut
don't have a blue face to it you know
01:53:31
havelgravelgut
nobody likes blue faces
01:53:33
havelgravelgut
oh very I hate them
01:53:35
ebondawn
that's just a might racist but all right guys i mean i know that they're probably like an evil
01:53:38
havelgravelgut
hate the blues
01:53:41
ashtonias
our new axe beaks have names
01:53:43
ashtonias
did that sound ominous
01:53:49
havelgravelgut
I hate
01:53:52
whygod4007
they're all just racist against blue people
01:53:55
whygod4007
well I mean
01:53:56
havelgravelgut
bluish people
01:53:57
havelgravelgut
and
01:54:01
ebondawn
cult but chaos wolf is a pretty fucking cool band name i'm not gonna lie no no that's true
01:54:06
havelgravelgut
plus if you're
01:54:08
funkeebuddha
Agreed just a symbol pretty much
01:54:10
troyjohnsen
badass yeah you know like also also wolves are kind of associated with the moon so it works
01:54:13
whygod4007
What if we killed that wolf?
01:54:14
havelgravelgut
if you're standing
01:54:16
havelgravelgut
it's true
01:54:17
whygod4007
Then we'd be like the wolf slayers.
01:54:23
troyjohnsen
do we know where high plume station is is that for rico yeah it'd be fucking awesome
01:54:24
havelgravelgut
and also if you're like moving against
01:54:26
havelgravelgut
you're like yeah
01:54:27
ebondawn
100%. That's exactly what I was
01:54:29
ebondawn
going for.
01:54:31
havelgravelgut
whatever
01:54:32
havelgravelgut
okay so
01:54:34
ebondawn
Whoever
01:54:34
havelgravelgut
is that
01:54:35
ebondawn
takes your fucking moon,
01:54:36
ebondawn
chaos wolf.
01:54:39
havelgravelgut
if there's any chance
01:54:41
havelgravelgut
he took one of those stupid
01:54:44
havelgravelgut
sleds that we purchased
01:54:45
havelgravelgut
we could never get them to fucking work
01:54:47
havelgravelgut
he took one of those sleds around the
01:54:50
havelgravelgut
north side of the building
01:54:51
havelgravelgut
and he headed south
01:54:53
havelgravelgut
east with it
01:54:55
havelgravelgut
those shears were
01:54:56
havelgravelgut
super expensive
01:54:58
havelgravelgut
expensive um i don't know if you could get to oh thank you this wait yeah that's the good
01:55:03
whygod4007
Yeah, that sounds like they're
01:55:04
whygod4007
quite a liability to own.
01:55:07
whygod4007
I mean, look at all this stuff that's happened to you.
01:55:09
whygod4007
We'll make sure that
01:55:10
whygod4007
this can never happen to you again.
01:55:13
whygod4007
Oh, no, no, I'm just saying, like, you know,
01:55:17
ashtonias
that sounded ominous Rico
01:55:19
ashtonias
or Roadie rather
01:55:21
ashtonias
hey y'all very welcome
01:55:22
whygod4007
we'll hold on to those for you
01:55:24
whygod4007
so that you don't get attacked
01:55:26
whygod4007
for having them anymore.
01:55:32
ashtonias
and we all just
01:55:33
ashtonias
traditional metal
01:55:41
ebondawn
Now, the problem is that you can actually
01:55:42
ebondawn
read the words. If you've got to do black metal,
01:55:44
ebondawn
it's got to be unintelligible fucking gibberish
01:55:47
ebondawn
letters. Just a fucking
01:55:50
ebondawn
crazy scribble. You can see the chaos
01:55:52
ebondawn
if you really squint at it, look at it sideways
01:55:54
ebondawn
and...
01:55:57
havelgravelgut
high plume station no you've most of you probably have never heard of that uh maybe
01:55:58
ashtonias
script baby yeah
01:56:00
ashtonias
you did you did do that
01:56:09
havelgravelgut
they get it's relatively new uh if you ask danith will tell you there's been a bunch of geothermic
01:56:18
havelgravelgut
activity as of late over the past year there have been rifts that have opened from like i said
01:56:24
havelgravelgut
some sort of geological activity
01:56:26
havelgravelgut
thermodynamically happening beneath
01:56:28
havelgravelgut
the ice, and
01:56:30
havelgravelgut
as it has opened up, several
01:56:32
havelgravelgut
of these, there have been stations
01:56:34
havelgravelgut
set up around them. They're good for
01:56:36
havelgravelgut
warming, and they have hot springs and
01:56:38
havelgravelgut
whatnot, so they've become
01:56:39
havelgravelgut
somewhat of
01:56:42
havelgravelgut
way stations in the
01:56:44
ebondawn
Yeah, it's Farika.
01:56:44
havelgravelgut
wilderness. All right, so let's say
01:56:50
ebondawn
if he has any idea who
01:56:52
havelgravelgut
you don't have any more gigs today.
01:56:54
havelgravelgut
It's about 4 p.m.
01:56:56
whygod4007
Oh, but when's that hanging gonna happen?
01:56:56
havelgravelgut
It's two days
01:56:59
whygod4007
Or that...
01:57:00
havelgravelgut
before the
01:57:00
ebondawn
Thrynne the Black is
01:57:01
whygod4007
Oh, man, it just occurred to me
01:57:01
ebondawn
by the way we have to spell it weird though
01:57:03
whygod4007
that oh no
01:57:07
whygod4007
did I just set up a show where we're burning
01:57:09
whygod4007
someone alive on stage
01:57:10
whygod4007
so these are
01:57:12
ashtonias
that is absolutely something
01:57:15
ashtonias
that you did
01:57:15
ashtonias
These motherfuckers stole our idea.
01:57:15
havelgravelgut
yes definitely did that that's right yes chaos with the q yes all right so now we have these
01:57:21
troyjohnsen
we're taking the rocket sleds obviously
01:57:21
ebondawn
we have to spell it weird because you can't be a
01:57:24
ebondawn
cool metal bandit if shit is spelled normal
01:57:26
ebondawn
guys are guys are
01:57:35
havelgravelgut
fancy axe beaks roadie when you look around the corner you see these strange sleds and it looks
01:57:44
havelgravelgut
like there are decanters of endless water strapped to the back of them yes these are rocket-powered
01:57:51
funkeebuddha
Yeah, pretty much
01:57:59
ebondawn
this is the
01:58:05
whygod4007
just fully
01:58:06
whygod4007
fully propelled by geyser
01:58:09
whygod4007
sleds also makes it
01:58:12
havelgravelgut
jet sleds it's yep that's right just everybody's slipping and busting their faces open but there
01:58:14
whygod4007
hard for people to follow you in the cold weather
01:58:16
whygod4007
sheet
01:58:20
ebondawn
this is the thing we
01:58:21
whygod4007
ice a trail of sheet
01:58:21
ebondawn
Wes created
01:58:23
whygod4007
ice behind you
01:58:23
ebondawn
this. We recreated
01:58:24
whygod4007
man the towns
01:58:25
ebondawn
this in our first campaign.
01:58:26
whygod4007
the townsfolk would hate you so much
01:58:29
whygod4007
for driving that through town
01:58:30
whygod4007
just
01:58:32
whygod4007
just a sheet of like thin ice on everything it's gonna i approach some of these uh axe beaks
01:58:36
ashtonias
I'm taking an axe beak.
01:58:38
havelgravelgut
are also these sweet axe beaks so the question becomes are we taking the axe beaks are we taking
01:58:44
havelgravelgut
the rocket sleds all right so we hop on these rocket sleds you know ng you hear ng you hear
01:58:47
ebondawn
I mean, if you... Would you say it
01:58:47
troyjohnsen
no rico's rocket would you want to drive it to call her way ahead of you except it's got to be
01:58:49
ebondawn
that way? There's not even really a choice
01:58:51
ebondawn
that was there. You want to take the Pinto
01:58:55
ebondawn
or the Maserati? I'll take the Pinto.
01:58:58
ebondawn
It's more reliable. It's a sensible car.
01:59:01
ebondawn
What the fuck, Eddie?
01:59:04
havelgravelgut
hey hey ng we're taking rocket slams you're taking a uh oh yeah no never heard of it
01:59:08
ashtonias
I'm going to call mine Fat Bottomed Bird.
01:59:10
funkeebuddha
I want to go on whatever is faster. I gotta get off
01:59:17
whygod4007
see if they'll let me ride okay they're not all racist does the little bar in the front kind of
01:59:22
ebondawn
By the way,
01:59:24
ebondawn
I did ask that constable one last question.
01:59:26
ebondawn
I did ask him if he knows who this Thrynne the Black
01:59:28
ebondawn
Man is. Insight
01:59:31
havelgravelgut
give me an insight he's never heard of him all right what about you uh ng you riding an axe
01:59:33
ebondawn
chick. I'm not very insight.
01:59:46
havelgravelgut
beak i mean yeah you'll go here i got you oh my god are you ng yes no i haven't given you control
01:59:52
ebondawn
Kaldur Gravelgut's
01:59:52
ebondawn
going to ride the fucking mechanical
01:59:54
ebondawn
monstrosity of course like come on
01:59:57
ebondawn
he's an artificer
02:00:07
ebondawn
Rico here you need to stand up and look
02:00:10
ebondawn
cool do cool poses in the back
02:00:11
ebondawn
while I drive this thing
02:00:13
ebondawn
no you gotta be in the back nobody can see you in the front
02:00:15
troyjohnsen
in the front sitting down for wussies rico rico wants to stand stand at the at the bow of the
02:00:20
ebondawn
because you gotta sit down
02:00:21
ebondawn
yeah that's why you gotta get up
02:00:22
ashtonias
I seem to not be able to move.
02:00:32
ebondawn
Kaldur Gravelgut's gonna do that thing where
02:00:39
troyjohnsen
rocket sled with his sword thrust out well yeah go ahead do you drive these things from the back
02:00:47
havelgravelgut
of these axe beaks yet but all right so what i'm going to say is ready you can put this other axe
02:00:50
ebondawn
as a huge person I know
02:00:52
ebondawn
the big stout
02:00:54
ebondawn
dude just starts moving into a
02:00:56
ebondawn
spot while you're there and there's not
02:00:58
ebondawn
a lot you can do to stop
02:01:00
ebondawn
there we go
02:01:05
havelgravelgut
beak you can tether it so y'all will get four axe beaks scales next week just for the sake of
02:01:09
ebondawn
Yeah, well you just you just don't guys know really so I feel like we should probably take turns
02:01:11
havelgravelgut
having mounts you know what i mean because having mounts is always good and then and then y'all will
02:01:17
havelgravelgut
take the rocket sled rico you drive them from the back you just yeah you can really you really don't
02:01:20
troyjohnsen
the front you're asking pico to drive so so who's driving we can both fit in the front i'll go for
02:01:26
funkeebuddha
About I'm gonna be like
02:01:31
havelgravelgut
steer them all that well uh you kind of just point them in a direction and scream geyser
02:01:35
havelgravelgut
Whoever yells geyser
02:01:39
havelgravelgut
Not really
02:01:41
whygod4007
like sled steer oh do you have to angle the geyser to turn sounds like a snowmobile
02:01:44
havelgravelgut
Yeah you kind of angled the geyser
02:01:48
ebondawn
All right, John. I got this thing all of them coming. I got this thing. Oh, actually, you know what?
02:01:51
havelgravelgut
So it's just horrendous
02:01:52
havelgravelgut
Imagine it's jet ski but instead of
02:01:54
ashtonias
what's that oh nice
02:01:59
havelgravelgut
Water that you fall on you fall on jagged ice
02:02:01
havelgravelgut
And you're on ice
02:02:05
havelgravelgut
Okay
02:02:05
havelgravelgut
Yeah amazing
02:02:07
whygod4007
oh the shears were just stolen and the trail's fresh okay i don't know it's about an hour or
02:02:13
funkeebuddha
Like that road warrior movie
02:02:17
funkeebuddha
When they had the truck and the car
02:02:20
funkeebuddha
And the guy was playing the guitar
02:02:21
ashtonias
can you uh make a discord channel
02:02:22
funkeebuddha
Hanging on the back of it
02:02:24
funkeebuddha
I was going to be me playing drums
02:02:24
havelgravelgut
Fuck it eh
02:02:25
funkeebuddha
Yahoo
02:02:26
havelgravelgut
Alright y'all we'll do theater of the mind here
02:02:29
havelgravelgut
So y'all when
02:02:31
havelgravelgut
Who yells geyser first
02:02:32
havelgravelgut
When Rico yells geyser
02:02:36
ebondawn
I think I have something
02:02:41
troyjohnsen
it oh yeah are we trying to take a lesson point here or are we just soldiering on
02:02:46
havelgravelgut
All of you hold on for dear life
02:02:48
havelgravelgut
is this thing i'm talking blasts the fuck off and you rock it down the fucking turf
02:02:55
havelgravelgut
and uh axe beaks will you know they're not slow at all but i mean this thing's about 40 feet
02:02:55
funkeebuddha
And they try to hide
02:03:00
ebondawn
Just put stuff in the notes channel, yeah, I can you know, those decanters are extremely valuable
02:03:03
havelgravelgut
around faster so y'all you will see a streak of ice as it blasts down the way um this basically
02:03:16
havelgravelgut
takes a straight shot you do see some remnants of sheet ice on this snow that is you know swiftly
02:03:22
havelgravelgut
either again it's thin ice so it's dissipating into the snow banks beneath it but there is a
02:03:27
havelgravelgut
vague trail um and you're leaving a hell of a trail as well the axe beaks you can follow that
02:03:34
havelgravelgut
trail but first they were stolen this morning and it's so about five hours ago and and arrived
02:03:47
havelgravelgut
No promises on me having to buy these to upload them
02:03:49
ashtonias
that is like
02:03:50
ashtonias
like song recommendations for
02:03:52
ashtonias
not for our band to play
02:03:55
ashtonias
but like the thematic music
02:03:57
ashtonias
for our campaign that would be dope
02:03:59
ashtonias
no I mean just as like
02:04:05
havelgravelgut
I have to buy these to upload
02:04:09
havelgravelgut
I have to buy the songs so I can have an mp3 to upload
02:04:11
havelgravelgut
And I like you know
02:04:12
havelgravelgut
Sport on
02:04:13
havelgravelgut
It is about 8 miles
02:04:17
ashtonias
you know songs
02:04:18
ashtonias
a page where we can link songs
02:04:21
ashtonias
on the discord
02:04:22
ashtonias
I don't think that's what's happening
02:04:30
havelgravelgut
These things haul ass
02:04:33
havelgravelgut
But unfortunately
02:04:36
havelgravelgut
You're
02:04:36
havelgravelgut
And you will no longer
02:04:40
havelgravelgut
Be concentrating of course
02:04:42
havelgravelgut
Power dammit
02:04:48
whygod4007
10 minutes now i can't remember i have to move me off the beak oh i can't see him oh hey he's not
02:04:50
havelgravelgut
It could probably
02:04:58
havelgravelgut
Up to you
02:05:00
havelgravelgut
up to you you come here it's not currently
02:05:02
havelgravelgut
snowing but you arrive at this
02:05:04
havelgravelgut
barrow and you will see
02:05:06
havelgravelgut
a really
02:05:08
havelgravelgut
poorly hidden around the
02:05:10
havelgravelgut
side is another one of
02:05:13
havelgravelgut
those rocket sleds but it is it does
02:05:15
havelgravelgut
have like the covering of like grass
02:05:17
havelgravelgut
and snow all over it
02:05:19
havelgravelgut
give me a perception check
02:05:19
troyjohnsen
and we're still up and we're uh we're still level two is that right okay
02:05:20
funkeebuddha
And I'm absolutely blind
02:05:23
havelgravelgut
these are like fabricated
02:05:26
ebondawn
I'm surprised that they have somebody from just laying around
02:05:28
ebondawn
something like this
02:05:35
havelgravelgut
to the fucking sled
02:05:36
havelgravelgut
it's exorbitantly expensive
02:05:39
havelgravelgut
and very impractical
02:05:40
havelgravelgut
Only a madman would have been something like this
02:05:43
havelgravelgut
Yeah looking around y'all don't see
02:05:44
ebondawn
it doesn't feel the same though
02:05:47
havelgravelgut
Fucking much
02:05:48
havelgravelgut
Yes right
02:05:50
ebondawn
unless we have an hour and a half long conversation about the physics
02:05:52
ebondawn
of it so Kaldur Gravelgut has been
02:05:54
havelgravelgut
Rico your eyes are like frozen
02:05:57
havelgravelgut
The rest of the band arrives
02:05:59
havelgravelgut
Correct
02:06:01
funkeebuddha
That is great
02:06:03
ebondawn
wearing his goggles so his eyes are
02:06:05
ebondawn
perfectly fine
02:06:06
ebondawn
oh by the way I will
02:06:10
havelgravelgut
Now how do we want to proceed
02:06:11
troyjohnsen
these are badass
02:06:12
funkeebuddha
Kick of the door
02:06:16
havelgravelgut
Yes
02:06:18
funkeebuddha
Oh god
02:06:23
havelgravelgut
Yeah that's a good idea
02:06:24
ebondawn
seeing Rico like go and fuck a snow blind
02:06:27
ebondawn
or whatever I will use Tinker's magic
02:06:28
ebondawn
it's not on the list but I feel like a pair of goggles
02:06:31
ebondawn
is not something I could
02:06:33
ebondawn
I could easily make with Tinker's magic
02:06:35
ebondawn
it's like
02:06:36
havelgravelgut
For next time
02:06:37
ebondawn
crowbars and candles
02:06:37
havelgravelgut
Let's see where was that
02:06:39
ebondawn
and shit i mean i could just do it for him while we're going so yeah i'll make them all
02:06:45
troyjohnsen
we're gonna bust down the doors
02:06:47
ebondawn
fucking like fruity and moon themed so that he likes them so like they have the same not his
02:06:52
funkeebuddha
Wait
02:06:55
ebondawn
headband so no let's go fucking in them this fucking stone this masonry is the ocean fucking
02:06:58
havelgravelgut
You arrive at this little clearing
02:07:03
havelgravelgut
The chill northern air
02:07:06
havelgravelgut
Feels brisk
02:07:07
havelgravelgut
despite the afternoon kind of light waning there is a field of scrub grass and scattered
02:07:18
havelgravelgut
stones surrounding this barrow there are two large stone double doors that stand partially open
02:07:26
havelgravelgut
kind of cracked i apologize there's cracks in the it's they're just very old they're not cracked
02:07:33
troyjohnsen
the fuck is that
02:07:35
funkeebuddha
I didn't even spell that
02:07:44
havelgravelgut
all right Kaldur Gravelgut do you open the door
02:07:53
havelgravelgut
a smooth floor of the rectangular chamber ahead is laid with black stone tiles flecked with
02:07:57
ebondawn
humans
02:07:58
ebondawn
with no respect for the stone
02:08:04
ebondawn
I did my best
02:08:10
havelgravelgut
crystal similarly dark walls and low ceiling give the room an oppressive aura any light streaming
02:08:17
havelgravelgut
from the entrance seems to glitter and fade as if absorbed by the chamber ahead a whispering voice
02:08:23
havelgravelgut
It says, before ice, before flame, there was Ginnungagap, the yawning void.
02:08:33
havelgravelgut
G-U-G-G-U-N-G-A-G-A-P, Ginnungagap, G-I-N-N-U-N-G-A-G-A-P.
02:08:37
troyjohnsen
I'm flying
02:08:41
funkeebuddha
G-U-G-G-U-N
02:08:51
funkeebuddha
Okay you lost me completely
02:08:59
funkeebuddha
I thought you said G-U-G-G-U-N
02:09:02
havelgravelgut
All right.
02:09:03
funkeebuddha
oh
02:09:04
funkeebuddha
okay
02:09:05
ebondawn
I did my best
02:09:06
funkeebuddha
religion and investigation
02:09:07
ebondawn
I wasn't too far off
02:09:09
ebondawn
I was going to say
02:09:15
ebondawn
maybe don't step on the black
02:09:17
ebondawn
ok he stepped on the black shit
02:09:18
ebondawn
I'll do investigation
02:09:21
havelgravelgut
We'll go steps in.
02:09:23
havelgravelgut
Roll me a religion check, by the way, and an investigation check.
02:09:26
havelgravelgut
check anybody can roll i don't care Kaldur Gravelgut good refers to the void that's like what some of the
02:09:31
funkeebuddha
I suck
02:09:33
funkeebuddha
I suck at a lot of things
02:09:34
ebondawn
ok
02:09:36
funkeebuddha
yes
02:09:40
funkeebuddha
are you blind
02:09:43
havelgravelgut
people of the north refer to um as basically space the area around the world in you know in
02:09:52
ebondawn
woah woah woah
02:09:56
havelgravelgut
in between the crystal spheres it's like the void of space basically and speaking of the void of
02:10:02
havelgravelgut
space it has no gravity so when rico you step into here he begins to float it is also completely
02:10:09
havelgravelgut
black when he steps in it is black nobody you cannot see and roll me a dexterity saving throw
02:10:19
havelgravelgut
um rico rico all right hang on a second let me see
02:10:23
troyjohnsen
guys I think I'm harnessing the
02:10:26
ebondawn
or not yet
02:10:26
whygod4007
he's not dead uh Kaldur Gravelgut do you have any opinions or things that i can hammer into this wall
02:10:30
ebondawn
there's no fucking moonlight
02:10:32
havelgravelgut
You fly
02:10:39
troyjohnsen
moonlight to counteract gravity
02:10:41
troyjohnsen
alright
02:10:44
funkeebuddha
man we all
02:10:44
ebondawn
alright I'll use
02:10:46
havelgravelgut
Down this
02:10:47
ashtonias
he uh
02:10:48
havelgravelgut
Rico you
02:10:49
havelgravelgut
Do catch I'm applying one
02:10:52
havelgravelgut
Point of damage that you take as you
02:10:54
havelgravelgut
Wing onto the side of this
02:10:57
havelgravelgut
As apparently this is down
02:10:59
havelgravelgut
You know towards the east
02:11:01
havelgravelgut
Is down so you kind of
02:11:02
havelgravelgut
Land prone
02:11:04
havelgravelgut
Skidding to a halt halfway down
02:11:07
havelgravelgut
That hallway
02:11:08
havelgravelgut
ready jumps in dexterity saving
02:11:11
troyjohnsen
I'll stand up and
02:11:11
funkeebuddha
gonna have to go through this
02:11:12
funkeebuddha
yeah me too
02:11:14
troyjohnsen
yell back alright you guys you have to
02:11:16
troyjohnsen
jump and then like
02:11:18
troyjohnsen
acrobatically maneuver yourself
02:11:21
troyjohnsen
towards me
02:11:22
troyjohnsen
you probably can't do it but
02:11:24
troyjohnsen
it'll be okay let's go for it i don't think anybody did i did a religion no they do you tell
02:11:33
whygod4007
oh i i so i assume there's nothing for me to tie a rope to here is there well i mean it's more just
02:11:35
havelgravelgut
third ready all right well
02:11:37
ashtonias
he challenged my acrobatic ability
02:11:40
ashtonias
and that it's not something you do to Dreadie Mercurie.
02:11:41
funkeebuddha
and I
02:11:43
havelgravelgut
I'll give you I'll give you an acrobatics
02:11:45
havelgravelgut
with the instruction coming from
02:11:47
havelgravelgut
Rico yeah
02:11:50
ebondawn
tremorsense to kind of use
02:11:52
ebondawn
where Rico is
02:11:53
ebondawn
the do-it-our-best.
02:11:55
havelgravelgut
so you could tie
02:11:55
funkeebuddha
have five foot blind
02:11:56
ashtonias
Ah, fuck.
02:11:57
funkeebuddha
so I can see where you go
02:11:59
funkeebuddha
Yeah, man, don't tell me I can't make it through
02:12:02
havelgravelgut
a rope I mean it sounds like the
02:12:04
havelgravelgut
gravity shifts to
02:12:06
havelgravelgut
make you fall east
02:12:08
havelgravelgut
so I mean with that I'll give you
02:12:10
havelgravelgut
an investigation
02:12:13
havelgravelgut
check called or basically the equivalent
02:12:15
havelgravelgut
to try to basically do geometry
02:12:17
havelgravelgut
in your head to try to
02:12:18
havelgravelgut
make a rope tie that would make sense
02:12:20
havelgravelgut
if you were to jump into the room holding it
02:12:22
havelgravelgut
yeah you could I mean because
02:12:26
whygod4007
like if if it if the rope is secured here then we can always get back here as long as we have
02:12:31
whygod4007
access to the rope yeah it just you know so that we can get back i'll pull my way down the rope
02:12:33
havelgravelgut
the rope is going to actually fall and dangle
02:12:35
havelgravelgut
to the east
02:12:36
havelgravelgut
angie acrobatics Dreadie Mercurie
02:12:42
havelgravelgut
you get winged
02:12:46
havelgravelgut
for three damage as you slide
02:12:48
havelgravelgut
down upside down it's
02:12:50
havelgravelgut
definitely clear that you did not
02:12:52
havelgravelgut
acrobatics and
02:12:54
havelgravelgut
angie also
02:12:56
havelgravelgut
take two damage as you get
02:12:58
havelgravelgut
bopped as you slide across
02:13:00
havelgravelgut
meanwhile
02:13:01
ebondawn
I'll tie off the rope here
02:13:02
havelgravelgut
opportunity yeah you two can give me you two can give me and uh yeah right dexterity saving
02:13:03
ebondawn
and then carry it with me as we
02:13:05
ebondawn
go through so we have
02:13:07
ebondawn
some sort of... I rolled a
02:13:09
funkeebuddha
Older, not so much
02:13:12
whygod4007
towards Kaldur Gravelgut and does the does the rope just continue to dangle here okay so it looks secure
02:13:15
ebondawn
six on my investigation, by the way, so not great.
02:13:21
havelgravelgut
throws i will give you advantage for the rope tie oh my god yes roadie looking good the dc is 15
02:13:24
ebondawn
All right.
02:13:25
ebondawn
Oh, good. That'll help me. My minus
02:13:27
ebondawn
one. So I take it a five
02:13:32
havelgravelgut
no Kaldur Gravelgut you bang your head really hard against the stone probably cracking the stone from your
02:13:35
funkeebuddha
Yeah
02:13:36
ebondawn
is not going to cut it?
02:13:38
funkeebuddha
Like a dingle dangle
02:13:43
havelgravelgut
dwarven forehead but you're all through a little banged up but all through sorry the rope does it
02:13:50
ebondawn
Why is the phone...
02:13:54
havelgravelgut
dangles like from the middle of this doorway and then once it gets into the door into the hallway
02:13:58
funkeebuddha
You don't want me doing that
02:13:59
ebondawn
I calculated it
02:14:01
havelgravelgut
it falls flat again once it goes into the hallway by the way uh roadie it looks secure it's not
02:14:02
ebondawn
and I fucking threw up about this shit, not
02:14:03
ebondawn
any human fuck.
02:14:13
whygod4007
and it'll stay there all right let's check them walls are there extra clumps of snow where they
02:14:15
havelgravelgut
gonna move all right give me investigation did anybody do an investigation earlier wait no yeah
02:14:30
funkeebuddha
Look up
02:14:31
ashtonias
I'll throw one.
02:14:32
havelgravelgut
we had a religion and Kaldur Gravelgut got a 21 so Kaldur Gravelgut you will notice there are snowy footprints that
02:14:38
havelgravelgut
Dis a fucking pier
02:14:40
havelgravelgut
Right here
02:14:41
havelgravelgut
There were footprints in the front chamber
02:14:44
havelgravelgut
Hang on a second
02:14:48
ebondawn
Yep.
02:14:53
ebondawn
Does it seem like
02:14:54
ebondawn
they went into a wall or did they just
02:14:55
ebondawn
vanish? What the same hell?
02:15:00
havelgravelgut
I need to do the free
02:15:03
havelgravelgut
What the hell
02:15:04
whygod4007
clean them off their boots i uh i touch every knob on this wall i can i can probably look
02:15:10
havelgravelgut
I don't want it to be a fucking
02:15:11
havelgravelgut
Hang on a second
02:15:12
havelgravelgut
A little rope
02:15:16
ashtonias
Whoa!
02:15:22
havelgravelgut
Okay
02:15:24
havelgravelgut
You don't see any kind of entrances here
02:15:29
havelgravelgut
As you investigate the walls
02:15:31
havelgravelgut
It seems to be a solid hallway
02:15:33
havelgravelgut
Somebody vanished from this point
02:15:35
havelgravelgut
Somebody vanished from this point
02:15:36
funkeebuddha
Not going to steal it either
02:15:37
ebondawn
I do
02:15:39
ebondawn
have Trevor's hands up for 10 minutes
02:15:39
havelgravelgut
Sure, yeah, you don't see any
02:15:41
ebondawn
just so we're clear.
02:15:43
ebondawn
And I don't see
02:15:44
havelgravelgut
There's no secret entrances
02:15:46
havelgravelgut
In this hall
02:15:47
havelgravelgut
Somebody's moving
02:15:48
ebondawn
anybody else moving or anything within 60.
02:15:48
funkeebuddha
I don't have any wisdom classes
02:15:56
havelgravelgut
Right here, one person
02:15:59
ebondawn
Okay. There's somebody here.
02:16:03
havelgravelgut
Heavy door
02:16:04
ebondawn
Oh, I...
02:16:05
troyjohnsen
us all right you want to take point i'll check from here too if that's okay guys i guys i think
02:16:08
ebondawn
Yeah, but then I fucking...
02:16:10
ebondawn
As soon as we got away,
02:16:11
ebondawn
Hey, fuck. Calm down,
02:16:13
ebondawn
moody goat.
02:16:19
ebondawn
Yes.
02:16:20
havelgravelgut
Very nice balance, Kaldur Gravelgut
02:16:26
havelgravelgut
That probably annoys you to admit
02:16:28
havelgravelgut
Perception
02:16:29
ebondawn
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
02:16:32
ebondawn
Do you want to... I'll check it
02:16:34
ebondawn
for traps. I suck at checking for traps,
02:16:36
ebondawn
but I'll do my best. Perception or
02:16:38
ebondawn
investigation, I can't remember. Holy
02:16:40
havelgravelgut
No traps
02:16:44
funkeebuddha
Damn
02:16:45
whygod4007
look pretty decently i had a stone knight in the corner i pat rico on the shoulder and say was
02:16:47
ebondawn
shit, Ruby. All right.
02:16:51
funkeebuddha
Roadie's the only one with wisdom
02:16:53
havelgravelgut
A irregularly shaped room
02:16:55
ebondawn
Oh,
02:16:58
ebondawn
the balance is nice.
02:17:00
ebondawn
All right, you get a pass on this one.
02:17:04
ashtonias
You said religion, right?
02:17:14
ebondawn
And there's, like, words written on here.
02:17:16
ebondawn
You can actually read them, but
02:17:17
ebondawn
battle-framed
02:17:19
ebondawn
Captain Norse.
02:17:21
havelgravelgut
Has a high sloping ceiling
02:17:22
havelgravelgut
That easily reaches 60 feet
02:17:24
havelgravelgut
In the northern end
02:17:25
havelgravelgut
The far corner stands a towering statue
02:17:28
havelgravelgut
A massive giant warrior. He is armored with an inscribed shield and wielding a sword.
02:17:35
havelgravelgut
The titanic figure stands defiantly. A long mural decorating the eastern wall of this chamber
02:17:40
havelgravelgut
depicts a single giant battling three smaller figures. Their conflicts run from south to north,
02:17:46
havelgravelgut
culminating in the giant's death. In the mural, the three smaller figures cut up the giant's body
02:17:51
havelgravelgut
and use the pieces to build a world give me a religion check does indeed that is the story of
02:18:01
ebondawn
He's a fucking...
02:18:06
havelgravelgut
william moon rico as he um uh fought off the three demons yeah good good lord nobody got it
02:18:17
troyjohnsen
i think we're in a moon and i tomb i wonder if i wonder if this is the birthplace of william moon
02:18:26
havelgravelgut
roadie you try somebody else try roadie god roadie is the only roadie this is the story
02:18:30
funkeebuddha
He's the only one with wisdom
02:18:30
ashtonias
What the hell?
02:18:33
troyjohnsen
well actually actually uh the plates say that odin was actually william moon in disguise
02:18:38
funkeebuddha
A lovely lady
02:18:40
ebondawn
He's a thief, man. He's a rogue.
02:18:42
ebondawn
They got skills.
02:18:44
havelgravelgut
Odin
02:18:46
funkeebuddha
Oh
02:18:47
havelgravelgut
Killing the first giant
02:18:49
funkeebuddha
There you go
02:18:50
havelgravelgut
Orgelmir
02:18:52
havelgravelgut
He was killed at the hands of Odin
02:18:56
havelgravelgut
And his brothers Vili and Vi
02:18:58
havelgravelgut
Roll me a roll
02:19:02
whygod4007
was odin a moon a night i'm sure he went i'm uh i'm sure it would have been uh much worse without
02:19:09
ebondawn
No.
02:19:09
havelgravelgut
Now Rico
02:19:10
funkeebuddha
This is the point of it
02:19:11
havelgravelgut
Oh so go ahead
02:19:11
havelgravelgut
That's right
02:19:19
troyjohnsen
that's why the what is yeah asgard isgard see it all makes sense it all ties together
02:19:21
havelgravelgut
Rico I'm going to give you a religion check with advantage
02:19:24
ebondawn
Oh, for fuck's sake.
02:19:26
havelgravelgut
No I'm like
02:19:29
ebondawn
Look, those are totally different
02:19:30
havelgravelgut
For Selunite gaslighting
02:19:31
havelgravelgut
Rico
02:19:32
havelgravelgut
That's why
02:19:33
ashtonias
Priscilla Knight gaslighting.
02:19:35
havelgravelgut
The Argonfeel
02:19:38
ashtonias
This was crafted by quite the poet.
02:19:38
havelgravelgut
is in isgard the same place that asgard is that's why that argon teal which is you know
02:19:46
havelgravelgut
sel'yun's domain is also in isgard along with asgard exactly asgard is actually like a realm
02:19:54
troyjohnsen
also i'm i'm pretty sure that in ancient nether east uh odin means of the sky and the moon is in
02:19:57
havelgravelgut
within the plane is asgard is a plan is so argon teal and asgard are both uh domains within the
02:19:59
ebondawn
fucking places.
02:20:08
havelgravelgut
plane of izgard as a dude inspiration rico for top tier gas lighting this is uh god all right
02:20:19
troyjohnsen
sky so see there's everywhere okay okay uh just stay close to me my aura will protect us do we
02:20:28
ebondawn
Rico, why do you remind me of an ex-grey friend of mine?
02:20:34
havelgravelgut
the inscription on the shield as um jared pointed out you can't read that if you hover over the
02:20:40
havelgravelgut
shield rattle framed crafted into stone teeth tall vein mead spilled in a whale roads tied
02:20:41
ebondawn
Yeah, that's pretty small.
02:20:42
ebondawn
I'll do investigation.
02:20:48
havelgravelgut
Thought bowl crowning the cloud vaults
02:20:50
havelgravelgut
Hall meat horde spread as mid
02:20:52
havelgravelgut
Guards hide when the unsealed
02:20:54
havelgravelgut
Is the when unsealed is the
02:20:56
havelgravelgut
Hidden wall sky shoulders
02:20:58
havelgravelgut
Break in pieces slide flee
02:21:00
havelgravelgut
Air the stones fall
02:21:02
havelgravelgut
Somebody can give me a performance check
02:21:05
havelgravelgut
And somebody give me an investigation check
02:21:07
havelgravelgut
Metal
02:21:12
havelgravelgut
Ready those are kennings which is like
02:21:12
ebondawn
Damn.
02:21:15
ebondawn
Which is my friend.
02:21:15
havelgravelgut
Meat whale road means
02:21:17
havelgravelgut
Like is like ocean
02:21:18
havelgravelgut
You know meat horde
02:21:21
havelgravelgut
Is like flesh
02:21:23
havelgravelgut
so it's it's these are kittings which are like little clever ways that like regular
02:21:29
ebondawn
like yeah you need a blood rattle frame armor yeah armor maybe bubble is a skull
02:21:29
havelgravelgut
yeah so his vein meat is blood yes rattle frame crafted correct rattle frame is going to be
02:21:44
havelgravelgut
skeleton yes it is a Dreadie Mercurie these this is a a scald which is a specifically a northlander
02:21:49
ashtonias
don't worry there Rico
02:21:56
havelgravelgut
Ragged or Uthgard
02:21:59
havelgravelgut
Bard equivalent
02:22:02
havelgravelgut
Basically
02:22:02
havelgravelgut
And quite a good one
02:22:07
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut there is a hidden door
02:22:08
funkeebuddha
Hey man, I'll take what I can get
02:22:13
havelgravelgut
It's very easy
02:22:14
havelgravelgut
To spot
02:22:16
havelgravelgut
Pretty obviously hidden right behind me
02:22:19
ebondawn
well does say when unsealed is the hidden wall sky shoulder breaks and pieces slide
02:22:19
havelgravelgut
Very plausible
02:22:28
ebondawn
flee air the stones sky shoulders is that like the arches that hold up the walls
02:22:38
havelgravelgut
You can
02:22:39
ebondawn
i feel like when we open the secret door like a bunch of the rocks are gonna fall
02:22:48
ebondawn
Your R is not going to protect shit, lad.
02:22:50
ebondawn
You've got to fucking run away from the rocks.
02:22:56
funkeebuddha
Put your mouth over it
02:22:58
ebondawn
Alright, you
02:22:59
ebondawn
trust his moon R. I'm going to run away from
02:23:01
ebondawn
the rocks, alright.
02:23:06
ebondawn
So armor crafted into the steed and calm.
02:23:10
ebondawn
Blood to fill the
02:23:11
ebondawn
oceans. Tide.
02:23:14
troyjohnsen
have is this written down somewhere oh i see yeah yeah but there's a there's a secret passage
02:23:18
havelgravelgut
Yes
02:23:19
havelgravelgut
That's right
02:23:19
funkeebuddha
In the handouts
02:23:20
ebondawn
Yeah, if you have early.
02:23:22
ebondawn
But it's pretty small and hard to read.
02:23:27
ebondawn
Meat horde spread.
02:23:28
ebondawn
That's the one that worries me.
02:23:32
ebondawn
I guess that's just people.
02:23:36
ebondawn
Yeah, there's a secret passage.
02:23:37
ebondawn
Well, let's open the secret passage and look out for a small amount of rocks.
02:23:40
ebondawn
Oh, I mean, I kind of want Rico to open it just to see if his moon aura protects him from the rocks
02:23:40
havelgravelgut
Alright who's going to open it
02:23:42
havelgravelgut
The statue collapses
02:23:43
funkeebuddha
I was trying to stay in the aura
02:23:53
troyjohnsen
don't worry this is the moon and nine tomb we're safe here okay i'm gonna unused uh here
02:23:57
havelgravelgut
I need a dexterity saving throw
02:24:00
havelgravelgut
From
02:24:01
havelgravelgut
There is no aura
02:24:01
ebondawn
Fuck away, but when he goes in I'm not standing anywhere near that shit, obviously
02:24:09
funkeebuddha
Thanks for your interest
02:24:12
havelgravelgut
Directly through all of the aura
02:24:17
havelgravelgut
And I need a dexterity decent 12
02:24:19
funkeebuddha
Thanks for your interest in me for how much?
02:24:20
havelgravelgut
You were warned, oh my god
02:24:22
havelgravelgut
12, please do
02:24:26
troyjohnsen
my uh inspiration i'm gonna roll again oh oh man oh you know what it was
02:24:28
havelgravelgut
You are able to dodge out of the way
02:24:30
funkeebuddha
Yeah
02:24:30
funkeebuddha
Well, uh
02:24:33
havelgravelgut
You take half damage, that's 3
02:24:36
havelgravelgut
and Rico you take six damage
02:24:38
havelgravelgut
to the dome
02:24:38
havelgravelgut
burst through the rubble the statue
02:24:43
havelgravelgut
was now collapsed the doorway still remains
02:24:45
havelgravelgut
open
02:24:45
havelgravelgut
beautiful
02:24:51
funkeebuddha
It was a bullshit
02:24:56
troyjohnsen
yeah you thought i i was i was unclean my aura only works when i'm clean well yeah yeah
02:24:58
ebondawn
Yes
02:25:02
funkeebuddha
Right out of your mouth man
02:25:03
funkeebuddha
Okay
02:25:08
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna soil him up
02:25:10
ebondawn
I'll come up to ng. I would go to any like there's no moon are that don't trust him with this kind of shit. All right
02:25:15
whygod4007
the aura right what's going on you'll have to move me closer i i i went for a beverage so i'm
02:25:19
troyjohnsen
well that's one trap down all right okay thank you you know how much you know
02:25:24
ebondawn
Excellent
02:25:29
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie's got you and I clap him on the ass
02:25:31
ashtonias
as I cast Cure Woos
02:25:33
ashtonias
Dreadie Mercurie would like to take the knife
02:25:35
havelgravelgut
indeed
02:25:47
ebondawn
Soil him up
02:25:52
funkeebuddha
Yeah
02:25:54
havelgravelgut
amazing that's right that was
02:25:54
ebondawn
I'll go in front this time
02:25:55
funkeebuddha
Yeah man lead the way
02:26:00
havelgravelgut
easy thank you Troy
02:26:07
ebondawn
Troy thinking me now
02:26:09
funkeebuddha
Religion and perception
02:26:10
havelgravelgut
is like thank you please
02:26:12
havelgravelgut
yes that was Troy
02:26:13
ebondawn
He's like my character's gonna fucking die
02:26:14
havelgravelgut
yes
02:26:15
havelgravelgut
he's so stupid
02:26:16
ebondawn
Dude that's a badass fucking sword
02:26:19
havelgravelgut
God if Rico ever meets
02:26:21
troyjohnsen
it only has a 13 con i'm sure blip would be
02:26:25
havelgravelgut
Blip it's just the stupid hurricane
02:26:27
havelgravelgut
And it's going to affect the world
02:26:30
havelgravelgut
Check up, I tried it
02:26:32
troyjohnsen
blip the blip might be his first moon and i convert honestly god damn it another fucking
02:26:35
ebondawn
It would probably work yeah
02:26:37
havelgravelgut
All right, Kaldur Gravelgut, you walk into
02:26:46
havelgravelgut
The door to this chamber opens onto an uneven cliff
02:26:47
ebondawn
He's not very smart
02:26:48
ebondawn
I hang
02:26:51
havelgravelgut
Set with a set of stairs descending
02:26:53
havelgravelgut
That's right
02:27:00
ebondawn
for nine nights
02:27:01
ebondawn
sacrificing myself to
02:27:04
ebondawn
myself from the
02:27:05
ebondawn
three came the way to
02:27:07
ebondawn
the well the price
02:27:09
ebondawn
it's about
02:27:11
havelgravelgut
Give me a relation check and a perception check
02:27:19
ebondawn
gave his eye for knowledge
02:27:20
troyjohnsen
riddle what so we need to throw somebody's eye into the well hey roadie wait so who are we gonna
02:27:23
ebondawn
no yeah
02:27:26
ebondawn
I got a 22
02:27:29
havelgravelgut
Please, everybody can roll
02:27:30
havelgravelgut
Yes, there's a stone tree here
02:27:32
funkeebuddha
Like what
02:27:34
havelgravelgut
And from that tree there is a hanging statue
02:27:38
havelgravelgut
The statue has two black opals set into its face
02:27:44
havelgravelgut
Looks like eyes
02:27:46
havelgravelgut
And between the hanging statue's feet
02:27:52
havelgravelgut
Stuck into the tree trunk is a stone dagger
02:27:56
havelgravelgut
Also made out of black opal
02:27:57
havelgravelgut
This is the story of Odin hanging from the world tree
02:27:59
funkeebuddha
I do not
02:27:59
ebondawn
yep giving his
02:28:06
havelgravelgut
For nine
02:28:09
havelgravelgut
Nights
02:28:10
havelgravelgut
And
02:28:12
havelgravelgut
Sacrifice his left eye
02:28:13
ebondawn
eye
02:28:14
ebondawn
obtain knowledge
02:28:15
havelgravelgut
To
02:28:17
havelgravelgut
Obtain knowledge
02:28:19
ebondawn
I mean it's probably not that fucking
02:28:21
havelgravelgut
There is also a well
02:28:23
havelgravelgut
Right here
02:28:24
havelgravelgut
It is marked with the
02:28:27
havelgravelgut
Erd rune
02:28:29
havelgravelgut
Oh my god
02:28:36
ebondawn
grim to be honest but
02:28:37
ebondawn
wait no there is a fucking knife
02:28:39
ebondawn
oof that's rough
02:28:41
ebondawn
no he's not gonna give up his fucking eye
02:28:45
ebondawn
cause he probably do it for you you fucking
02:28:47
ebondawn
no don't you dare ask him that
02:28:49
ebondawn
oh we removed your eye
02:28:54
ashtonias
I was just going to say, I wanted to take the dagger.
02:29:01
whygod4007
away from my computer oh what's uh what's going on upon seeing that i put my own dagger back
02:29:03
havelgravelgut
Your mouth is closer
02:29:04
havelgravelgut
So yes with that religion check
02:29:06
ebondawn
and threw it down a well while you were gone
02:29:07
ebondawn
yeah I'm gonna
02:29:17
havelgravelgut
You encountered a
02:29:18
havelgravelgut
A stone tree
02:29:21
havelgravelgut
With a stone statue hanging from this tree
02:29:24
havelgravelgut
It represents Odin
02:29:26
havelgravelgut
He has
02:29:27
havelgravelgut
It has two eyes
02:29:28
ebondawn
pull the left eye
02:29:29
havelgravelgut
Into its face
02:29:29
ebondawn
I'll try to pull
02:29:31
havelgravelgut
Made of black opal
02:29:33
havelgravelgut
There is also a knife stuck into the tree
02:29:35
havelgravelgut
Between its feet
02:29:36
havelgravelgut
Made out of black opal
02:29:38
havelgravelgut
There is a well
02:29:39
havelgravelgut
There is a well to the west
02:29:39
ebondawn
I'll try to pull the black
02:29:43
havelgravelgut
Set near the wall
02:29:45
havelgravelgut
Go ahead Kaldur Gravelgut
02:29:46
havelgravelgut
It will not move if you try to use your hands
02:29:48
ebondawn
the left eye out
02:29:49
ebondawn
I'll use the dagger
02:29:54
havelgravelgut
it pops out immediately
02:29:58
ashtonias
Oh, sorry.
02:29:58
ebondawn
to try to dig it out
02:29:59
ebondawn
Sorry. Oh, yeah. How is the dagger?
02:30:02
havelgravelgut
when you try to wiggle it out with
02:30:04
havelgravelgut
a dagger. That's right.
02:30:11
whygod4007
into my uh into my bag there's only a there's only a small pet around my eye that has started
02:30:14
havelgravelgut
How, what, Kaldur Gravelgut? That's nice.
02:30:15
ebondawn
Well, how is this dagger nicer? This thing's quite nice
02:30:21
whygod4007
huh i don't i'm not gonna stab anyone are you crazy nah i've lived i've lived a life of violence
02:30:22
havelgravelgut
That's right.
02:30:23
havelgravelgut
It's a nice dagger, Kaldur Gravelgut, made out of black opal.
02:30:26
havelgravelgut
Probably a 150
02:30:27
havelgravelgut
gold piece dagger.
02:30:30
havelgravelgut
Very least.
02:30:35
ebondawn
Rock you want to look fucking badass while you stab people. Oh, that's right
02:30:47
ebondawn
You're still like thinking that you're gonna make it through life without doing any fucking violence
02:30:53
ebondawn
Oh
02:30:57
whygod4007
i'm leaving that all behind uh should we uh grab this other eye while we're here
02:31:00
ebondawn
That's how that tends to work out
02:31:04
troyjohnsen
stab i'll i'll fake it just for the for the of it but i don't know
02:31:04
ebondawn
Does anybody want the stagger I mean we can just tell it it's a lot for us
02:31:09
funkeebuddha
Like what kind of dagger
02:31:20
troyjohnsen
yeah let's sell it yeah rico rico also he also only has 12 dexterity
02:31:24
havelgravelgut
Black opal dagger. Somebody put that in loot
02:31:26
havelgravelgut
and marked the value as, I was wrong,
02:31:28
havelgravelgut
300 gold pieces.
02:31:30
ebondawn
I'll start handing over to Rico
02:31:32
ebondawn
and then I'll look and I'm like, actually, you don't have
02:31:34
ebondawn
anywhere you can fucking put anything.
02:31:36
funkeebuddha
Opal
02:31:36
funkeebuddha
Where's 350
02:31:38
havelgravelgut
Black opal. Yeah.
02:31:40
ebondawn
Well, you're likely
02:31:41
ebondawn
to kick your balls off if you put this in your
02:31:43
ebondawn
fucking pants.
02:31:44
ebondawn
I'll just say I'll go
02:31:44
havelgravelgut
Fuck.
02:31:45
funkeebuddha
He said what do you do with the eye
02:31:47
ebondawn
from there.
02:31:47
havelgravelgut
300.
02:31:51
havelgravelgut
true all right so what you do with this eye Kaldur Gravelgut is that what you do a blue glow
02:31:53
ebondawn
Actually, you're not pulled out of this for us,
02:31:56
ebondawn
will you? Oh, we gotta throw it
02:32:00
troyjohnsen
what are we doing did we get a short rest by the way like on our way here
02:32:03
funkeebuddha
Go the two down the well
02:32:05
ebondawn
down the well, I think.
02:32:09
ebondawn
Yeah.
02:32:13
funkeebuddha
The scales are going to never wear armor
02:32:15
havelgravelgut
emanates and a strange set of gray stairs seem to appear from nowhere
02:32:15
ebondawn
You look at I.
02:32:22
havelgravelgut
you did not you were you were very actively rocking rocket sled unfortunately i was not
02:32:25
troyjohnsen
but but what if the right thing is to take both of the eyes warren yeah okay did do william have
02:32:26
ebondawn
You were very
02:32:28
ebondawn
No. No, you
02:32:31
havelgravelgut
restful you know what i mean all right stairs there any door will swing wide Kaldur Gravelgut points
02:32:42
whygod4007
and then he had to keep his other eye on the moon right is that how it works yeah i i remember that
02:32:44
ebondawn
definitely probably shouldn't because i think it's like a puzzle right it's like so if you do
02:32:51
ebondawn
the wrong thing because you don't know the right answer it's probably gonna like the tree is gonna
02:32:56
ebondawn
like try to fucking strangle you or rip your balls off or something you know rico don't fucking try
02:33:00
ebondawn
to take the other one out it's not that it's literally the story of odin is that he removes
02:33:11
ebondawn
his left eye to get knowledge that's right so that he could watch the other moon which is what
02:33:14
havelgravelgut
That was so funny
02:33:22
ebondawn
Warren Moon said in his
02:33:24
ebondawn
lesser read work
02:33:26
ebondawn
The Moon and Me
02:33:27
ebondawn
15 Tips for Living a Better Life
02:33:30
ebondawn
yes
02:33:33
whygod4007
guy i think he's he's really good at throwing things right what's this over here a secret i'm
02:33:36
havelgravelgut
He said war and moon
02:33:37
havelgravelgut
Roadie the path turns south
02:33:41
troyjohnsen
a brother named warren peter's wife yeah i'll just follow i'll follow Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut is
02:33:45
ebondawn
he played football
02:33:47
ebondawn
for the
02:33:49
ebondawn
Minnesota Vikings
02:33:50
ebondawn
by the way I'm only going to
02:33:56
havelgravelgut
So Rico will die
02:34:03
whygod4007
not supposed to see oh yeah that's the path okay yeah i hate to say it but i think you might be the
02:34:11
ebondawn
I just have the most age
02:34:13
ebondawn
it's the only reason I'm standing in front
02:34:16
ebondawn
so
02:34:16
ebondawn
yeah
02:34:18
havelgravelgut
Probably
02:34:19
ebondawn
I am the 10
02:34:20
whygod4007
party's tank oh no scales scales is probably tanky he's a he's a paladin i am hearing something that
02:34:22
ebondawn
I am kind of built to
02:34:25
troyjohnsen
the party Kaldur Gravelgut is very tanky we're never gonna wear armor well he hasn't equipped right now
02:34:29
ebondawn
a bit of a tank. Because I was looking at the group
02:34:32
ebondawn
and I was like, nobody's fucking built to be a
02:34:34
ebondawn
frontliner in this group, so
02:34:36
ebondawn
somebody's got to be in the front.
02:34:37
funkeebuddha
The scales ever going to wear armor
02:34:41
ebondawn
All right, let's look for the fucking
02:34:42
ebondawn
traps. Roadie's quite good
02:34:45
funkeebuddha
Oh I thought it was just
02:34:46
havelgravelgut
Yeah
02:34:48
troyjohnsen
technically that's their names yeah we got to put the club the right clothes on the right statues
02:34:50
havelgravelgut
That is the armor bro
02:34:50
funkeebuddha
In denim shorts
02:34:52
funkeebuddha
Really
02:34:53
havelgravelgut
Roadie does not look trapped
02:34:55
funkeebuddha
I don't know
02:34:56
ebondawn
at this traps thing. Oh, by the way,
02:34:58
havelgravelgut
But you hear a
02:34:59
havelgravelgut
Rhythmic kind of
02:35:01
funkeebuddha
I copied
02:35:03
ebondawn
has it been 10 minutes? Because my tremor sense
02:35:03
havelgravelgut
Yes it has been
02:35:05
ebondawn
is... Was somebody still moving
02:35:07
havelgravelgut
More like a typewriter
02:35:09
funkeebuddha
Me tunes
02:35:10
ebondawn
around here, like, full-time?
02:35:12
whygod4007
sounds like pressure valves being released so i give it like a little shh to Kaldur Gravelgut and i go
02:35:15
havelgravelgut
But like a very slow
02:35:17
havelgravelgut
You know
02:35:19
havelgravelgut
Like typewriter
02:35:21
havelgravelgut
But it's a
02:35:22
havelgravelgut
it's a like a metallic almost machinery sound give me a um i'm going to give you a tinkerer's
02:35:29
ebondawn
That's fucking...
02:35:32
whygod4007
i cut my ear and i say i hear something and i point towards the door
02:35:37
ebondawn
All right, I'll listen.
02:35:39
whygod4007
we're mostly just doing the same thing i was just doing but i i was just trying to indicate there
02:35:46
havelgravelgut
tools check or actually since you have that um it will be a perception check with advantage
02:35:56
havelgravelgut
because you're using your knowledge of tinkerer's tools basically sweet and yeah
02:36:02
ebondawn
I'll use my... I'll go ahead and
02:36:04
ebondawn
cast Magecraft to
02:36:06
ebondawn
so
02:36:07
havelgravelgut
no yeah i know but he he can get more um information because he's a artificer and
02:36:11
whygod4007
was someone on the other side of the wall bruce do we need uh i pull out another giant doobie
02:36:17
havelgravelgut
knows machinery very well this is yeah Kaldur Gravelgut this is some sort of a loom on the other side
02:36:20
ebondawn
making some sort of fabric or something in there
02:36:23
havelgravelgut
of this wall a loom each oh no no don't let out the state oh now he opened on bruce oh now
02:36:27
funkeebuddha
Hey look over the door
02:36:30
ebondawn
probably a bunch of fucking
02:36:33
ebondawn
halfling slaves
02:36:34
ebondawn
not really
02:36:35
ebondawn
no about the slaves
02:36:36
funkeebuddha
You got schooled
02:36:47
ashtonias
Grass grows, birds fly.
02:36:48
ebondawn
what the fuck
02:36:49
ebondawn
can we
02:36:50
havelgravelgut
All right
02:36:52
havelgravelgut
You open
02:36:54
havelgravelgut
The door to see indeed a loom
02:36:57
havelgravelgut
Nobody wants to move any
02:36:59
havelgravelgut
Further south Kaldur Gravelgut will hold
02:37:01
havelgravelgut
Out his hands as these
02:37:03
havelgravelgut
Spindles are going
02:37:05
havelgravelgut
And there are spines on these spindles
02:37:07
havelgravelgut
And as it spins collecting these
02:37:09
havelgravelgut
Different weaves of fabric
02:37:11
havelgravelgut
It would be very dangerous to move
02:37:13
havelgravelgut
Within five feet of these
02:37:14
havelgravelgut
You could shimmy along this wall
02:37:16
havelgravelgut
You can read it from there
02:37:20
ebondawn
read this or do we have to get closer
02:37:21
ebondawn
anvil spawn
02:37:23
havelgravelgut
As the thread weavers knew
02:37:26
havelgravelgut
Anvil spawn
02:37:28
havelgravelgut
Mountain's cloak
02:37:30
havelgravelgut
Waves deal
02:37:32
havelgravelgut
To the shuttle's beam
02:37:36
havelgravelgut
Must be fed
02:37:37
havelgravelgut
To the shuttle's beam must be fed
02:37:40
havelgravelgut
If fate's own path
02:37:42
havelgravelgut
Shall be dread
02:37:43
havelgravelgut
There is
02:37:48
ebondawn
mountains cloak mountains cloak is
02:37:53
ebondawn
like clouds
02:37:54
ebondawn
yeah yeah you're sitting chipping along
02:37:57
havelgravelgut
Very plausible
02:37:58
havelgravelgut
The clappings
02:37:59
havelgravelgut
Let me read
02:38:05
whygod4007
do we need oh uh i i pull out one of my i smoke doobies uh should we should i hit it with the
02:38:06
havelgravelgut
This um the chamber weaves
02:38:09
havelgravelgut
Uh this threads weave
02:38:11
havelgravelgut
By themselves these are
02:38:12
havelgravelgut
Ten uh or sorry
02:38:14
havelgravelgut
There are six uh tall
02:38:17
havelgravelgut
Stone spindles that spin
02:38:19
havelgravelgut
Spooling and unspooling whip lengths
02:38:20
havelgravelgut
Of difficult thread in all directions
02:38:22
havelgravelgut
There are stone statues of three women to the
02:38:25
havelgravelgut
South
02:38:25
havelgravelgut
Um
02:38:29
havelgravelgut
There's a yeah yeah
02:38:34
havelgravelgut
Uh the let's get
02:38:39
havelgravelgut
Religion and what are you
02:38:43
havelgravelgut
Saying uh rocky
02:38:44
havelgravelgut
Now, you can't actually get in that space
02:38:58
whygod4007
mountain's cloak oh he's already moving okay some reason i thought i was supposed to cast
02:39:04
havelgravelgut
But I'm assuming if you move down this path
02:39:07
havelgravelgut
Or shimmy along the wall
02:39:08
ebondawn
the wall right
02:39:08
ebondawn
The dwarves are not so good at shooting me
02:39:10
havelgravelgut
And if you do that, you can do it safely
02:39:12
havelgravelgut
Yeah, no, no, no
02:39:14
ebondawn
And I'll do my best
02:39:15
ebondawn
I want to look at these three
02:39:17
whygod4007
fog cloud on it but i'll save the spill slot oh yes uh you know when i was growing up they
02:39:21
havelgravelgut
That's funny, you just quit smoking
02:39:24
havelgravelgut
Check this out
02:39:24
ebondawn
I mean well there's Amblespawn, Mountains, Cloak, Waves
02:39:27
ebondawn
There's three statues so I'm thinking maybe
02:39:29
ebondawn
Oh yeah
02:39:29
havelgravelgut
Actually, Rico gets a religion check right
02:39:34
havelgravelgut
The DC is 10 on this religion check
02:39:37
havelgravelgut
You recall, mainly because Rico, again
02:39:40
havelgravelgut
They do share the same plane of existence
02:39:42
havelgravelgut
With Selune
02:39:43
havelgravelgut
There's a decent amount of
02:39:45
havelgravelgut
Crossover with the Asgardian pantheon
02:39:49
havelgravelgut
And mythos with Selune
02:39:51
havelgravelgut
Selune
02:39:51
havelgravelgut
There are three Norns
02:39:55
havelgravelgut
These women
02:39:57
havelgravelgut
These statues of
02:39:59
havelgravelgut
Three women that these represent
02:40:01
havelgravelgut
The Norns
02:40:02
havelgravelgut
Uror
02:40:03
havelgravelgut
Which is
02:40:05
havelgravelgut
Like Uror's shears
02:40:05
ebondawn
Okay well the middle one is the iron right
02:40:09
havelgravelgut
The shears that you're looking at
02:40:11
havelgravelgut
The Norns are Uror, Verdani, no, Verðandi, yes, Verðandi, and Skuld, yes.
02:40:31
havelgravelgut
You see indentations, Rhody, above the heads of each of these Norns in the stone.
02:40:35
whygod4007
tell a lot of stupid tales about statues that come to life when you when you when
02:40:45
whygod4007
you give them a kiss so what's the what's going on with this cart is it is
02:40:58
havelgravelgut
And with the 17 coming from Dreadie Mercurie
02:41:03
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, you recall the beautiful fashion of the Norns
02:41:08
havelgravelgut
Uror represents an elderly woman
02:41:12
havelgravelgut
Looking back on the past from the future
02:41:15
havelgravelgut
So she kind of represents a story told
02:41:19
havelgravelgut
She wears white
02:41:21
havelgravelgut
Verðandi wears earth tones, greens
02:41:25
havelgravelgut
The colors of metals, the color of grass
02:41:29
havelgravelgut
Dirt brown
02:41:31
havelgravelgut
They're
02:41:32
havelgravelgut
And then they're schooled
02:41:35
havelgravelgut
Schooled is Aiden
02:41:39
havelgravelgut
And she usually wears
02:41:41
havelgravelgut
Blues
02:41:42
havelgravelgut
This loom is runny
02:41:45
whygod4007
this loom just running and what color threads see okay we have a way to be do
02:41:49
havelgravelgut
Hang on a minute
02:41:52
troyjohnsen
right we got to put we got to put the right color clothes on the right on the right statues i think
02:41:53
havelgravelgut
Yeah young maiden she wears
02:41:55
funkeebuddha
He said she's a maiden, is that what you said?
02:41:59
havelgravelgut
The threads are
02:42:05
havelgravelgut
Different colors you have
02:42:07
havelgravelgut
Golden red
02:42:09
havelgravelgut
Iron
02:42:11
havelgravelgut
gray white blue earth tone old lady wore white that's correct what were you saying rudy
02:42:18
ebondawn
You said that was the
02:42:19
ebondawn
That's the end
02:42:20
ebondawn
The one on the right is blue
02:42:21
funkeebuddha
Redondi
02:42:22
funkeebuddha
White, white, white
02:42:23
ebondawn
Alright
02:42:26
ebondawn
And then this one
02:42:27
troyjohnsen
does anybody have anything roadie roadie has each hand
02:42:28
ebondawn
And I actually
02:42:30
funkeebuddha
He don't need your help
02:42:33
havelgravelgut
well it's going to take some fancy footwork somebody who can be acrobatic and dance between
02:42:34
whygod4007
we have a way to wait a way to make the color thread we won't go into the loom
02:42:38
whygod4007
so is it is it oh intelligence what i have to actually know how to use magic to use it
02:42:45
havelgravelgut
the threads and gather the threads and uh what do you mean so yeah it's but the speed of which
02:42:53
ebondawn
Just out of curiosity
02:42:54
ebondawn
um is there are there any gaps in between the threads like can i i can teleport five feet
02:43:04
ebondawn
so okay so it's about to be easy then i'm not um mr 13 14 13 there have i told you about that
02:43:07
havelgravelgut
It's all about you grabbing the threads
02:43:09
havelgravelgut
Without being nicked by a spell
02:43:11
havelgravelgut
Now with
02:43:13
havelgravelgut
Roadie give me a
02:43:16
havelgravelgut
Spellcasting ability check
02:43:18
havelgravelgut
So for you that would be
02:43:20
havelgravelgut
Yeah not good
02:43:22
havelgravelgut
I have to be able to
02:43:28
whygod4007
well yeah yeah i can help him with performance that's uh he apparently doesn't need it but
02:43:29
havelgravelgut
Yeah this gets gay
02:43:31
havelgravelgut
Speaking of gay
02:43:34
havelgravelgut
Dretty
02:43:35
havelgravelgut
This seems like a perfect job
02:43:40
havelgravelgut
For some fancy footwork dancing
02:43:42
havelgravelgut
I will give you a performance
02:43:44
ashtonias
Absolutely.
02:43:45
ashtonias
All right.
02:43:46
ashtonias
Is that acrobatics?
02:43:47
ashtonias
as he comes back out
02:43:49
havelgravelgut
check. Roadie, you end up
02:43:51
havelgravelgut
grabbing Kaldur Gravelgut's ass.
02:43:58
ebondawn
already yes wait isn't roadie's whole thing about like giving people help actions
02:44:01
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie dances
02:44:03
havelgravelgut
in. That is the DC
02:44:05
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie as you gather the
02:44:06
havelgravelgut
iron thread. You can pass to
02:44:09
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, and Kaldur Gravelgut, you will feed it to
02:44:10
havelgravelgut
Dondi, and it will
02:44:13
havelgravelgut
indeed start to feed
02:44:15
havelgravelgut
in, and
02:44:16
havelgravelgut
it seems like that is the correct move.
02:44:19
havelgravelgut
Now, Dreadie Mercurie,
02:44:21
havelgravelgut
for this one, you're going to have to make two
02:44:23
havelgravelgut
saves, or two checks.
02:44:26
havelgravelgut
Sorry, Charisma Performance
02:44:28
havelgravelgut
Absolutely
02:44:31
ebondawn
and die
02:44:35
havelgravelgut
Dretty
02:44:38
funkeebuddha
I guess that's Meat Hog
02:44:39
havelgravelgut
Dretty dances and spins
02:44:40
whygod4007
oh shit chaos wolf well it sounds like we know what we need to do here and i pull out a chain
02:44:41
havelgravelgut
And just does
02:44:43
havelgravelgut
The most amazing
02:44:45
havelgravelgut
Little performance there and comes back with
02:44:47
havelgravelgut
Both threads Dretty
02:44:49
havelgravelgut
That was beautiful
02:44:50
havelgravelgut
Yes fabulous
02:44:53
ashtonias
he does that like
02:44:54
ashtonias
slide across the bodies thing
02:44:56
ashtonias
from the
02:44:57
ashtonias
I want to break free video
02:45:00
ashtonias
we are just slaying these puzzles
02:45:04
havelgravelgut
Alright with that you will
02:45:06
havelgravelgut
Feed those two threads in
02:45:08
havelgravelgut
And the door behind
02:45:11
havelgravelgut
The statues opens
02:45:12
havelgravelgut
Dretty with confidence moves first
02:45:19
ashtonias
guys
02:45:19
ashtonias
but yeah
02:45:25
havelgravelgut
This time
02:45:25
havelgravelgut
you walk into a rainbow room dritty the western side of this mostly rectangular chamber plunges
02:45:27
ashtonias
giant pit full of worms
02:45:36
ebondawn
yeah they're talking about the bifrost right
02:45:41
ashtonias
absolutely
02:45:48
havelgravelgut
into a deep pit filled with moving wisps of shadow many crystal shards and various colors
02:45:53
havelgravelgut
hang on slender threads from the ceiling above the eastern landing to the north a wall mural
02:46:01
havelgravelgut
depicts northland gods or nordic gods the the asgardian gods standing upon a bridge of shining
02:46:07
havelgravelgut
light, rainbow light, that ends as if broken with glittering fragments falling below, where the
02:46:12
havelgravelgut
snarling maw of a shadowy dragon awaits. Below the mural sits a stone arch set with seven
02:46:20
havelgravelgut
empty sockets. The arch frames a metal wall plaque. It reads, the sky road must rise anew,
02:46:30
havelgravelgut
build the Stormbeam's
02:46:33
havelgravelgut
path through or fall
02:46:35
havelgravelgut
like sunsparks into
02:46:37
havelgravelgut
Needhogg's maw
02:46:39
havelgravelgut
give me a religion
02:46:41
funkeebuddha
Anyone?
02:46:48
havelgravelgut
check and a performance check from
02:46:50
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie if you want to try that one again
02:46:51
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, Stormbeam
02:46:53
ashtonias
I'm best friends with Roy J. Biv
02:47:00
havelgravelgut
means rainbow
02:47:01
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
02:47:05
havelgravelgut
the Skyroad
02:47:08
havelgravelgut
it means the byfall
02:47:10
havelgravelgut
yes and then
02:47:12
ebondawn
bifrost
02:47:14
ebondawn
build a storm
02:47:16
ebondawn
so we need to build a bifrost here
02:47:19
ebondawn
is there anything across the pit that we can see
02:47:25
ebondawn
oh there's colors
02:47:27
havelgravelgut
Sunsparks, sorry, are
02:47:28
havelgravelgut
um ray of light again there's those crystals of various colors hanging on threads and seven
02:47:39
havelgravelgut
indentations below this arch as you put in roy g biv into the sockets
02:47:42
ebondawn
oh okay we just need to do a
02:47:44
ebondawn
fucking Roy G Biv baby
02:47:45
ebondawn
y'all motherfuckers
02:47:50
havelgravelgut
i don't like when they tried to kind of enforce and some sometimes kind of fifth to the try to
02:47:51
ebondawn
know Roy G Biv right
02:47:53
ebondawn
like Norse mythology
02:47:55
troyjohnsen
yeah of course all right lead the way Kaldur Gravelgut i got i got backup cool stuff
02:47:57
ashtonias
let me see
02:48:12
ebondawn
is like yes
02:48:13
ebondawn
Mythology I'm familiar with
02:48:15
ebondawn
Hooray
02:48:15
ebondawn
By the way
02:48:24
havelgravelgut
do away with the egyptian greek and nordic pantheon being a part of dnd's lord i'm like
02:48:29
havelgravelgut
fuck you never yeah that's like some of the coolest shit ever is the fact that that's part
02:48:36
havelgravelgut
of it oh yes there is a large oh my god beautiful huge statue of an open-mouthed snarling wolf
02:48:37
ebondawn
John did you
02:48:39
ebondawn
See the image I posted in general
02:48:43
ebondawn
Shat for Asia
02:48:43
ebondawn
Moody paws
02:48:47
ashtonias
hell yes
02:48:51
ashtonias
booty paws would never hurt you
02:48:56
havelgravelgut
crouches in the center of this tall chamber is flanked on four sides by carved pillars a doorway
02:49:02
havelgravelgut
on the eastern side of the room appears to be sealed by a smooth stone slab a mural on the
02:49:10
havelgravelgut
northern wall depicts a noble looking man
02:49:12
havelgravelgut
placing his right hand into the
02:49:14
havelgravelgut
maw of this titanic wolf
02:49:16
havelgravelgut
with glowing red eyes
02:49:18
havelgravelgut
religion check please
02:49:19
havelgravelgut
anyway
02:49:25
havelgravelgut
Rico that's William Moon's dog
02:49:29
havelgravelgut
uh
02:49:31
havelgravelgut
Mooney Paws
02:49:33
havelgravelgut
yes
02:49:36
ebondawn
Moody paws
02:49:36
troyjohnsen
Does Mooney Paws want me to put my arm in his mouth?
02:49:37
ebondawn
So before he loses his arm
02:49:38
havelgravelgut
what did you say Rico
02:49:41
havelgravelgut
I think Mooney Paws
02:49:42
troyjohnsen
Does Mooney Paws want me to put my arm in his mouth?
02:49:46
havelgravelgut
is famous for giving sweet kisses
02:49:49
havelgravelgut
that is Fenris
02:49:50
troyjohnsen
Oh, okay.
02:49:52
troyjohnsen
Guys, it's Mooney Paws.
02:49:53
ebondawn
What did by 22
02:49:55
troyjohnsen
Wait, so I shouldn't kiss him on his tongue?
02:49:56
ebondawn
Grant me
02:49:57
ebondawn
Is there anything else in the room
02:49:59
havelgravelgut
and that depicts Tyr
02:50:00
havelgravelgut
Tyr tricked Fenris by
02:50:02
havelgravelgut
he wanted him to wear Gleipnir
02:50:04
havelgravelgut
the magical chains forged
02:50:06
havelgravelgut
in Asgard and
02:50:08
havelgravelgut
but it was a sign of good faith you know
02:50:10
havelgravelgut
he was going to let him go after they conducted
02:50:12
havelgravelgut
business it was just to make sure
02:50:14
havelgravelgut
it was a sign of good faith he put his hand
02:50:16
havelgravelgut
into his mouth and then
02:50:18
havelgravelgut
he basically looked at him at one point and went yeah we
02:50:20
havelgravelgut
fucking got you and he
02:50:22
havelgravelgut
snapped off Tyr's hand Tyr accepted
02:50:23
funkeebuddha
That's Loki's child
02:50:24
havelgravelgut
that and
02:50:25
havelgravelgut
Fenris' maw destroys everything including
02:50:28
havelgravelgut
gods, so his hand was
02:50:30
havelgravelgut
truly lost. Something like
02:50:33
funkeebuddha
Go for it
02:50:35
havelgravelgut
that. There is a
02:50:38
whygod4007
are we supposed to put chains on him first
02:50:44
ebondawn
Like I really don't want to put my fucking hand in that thing
02:50:46
ebondawn
I'm not gonna lie
02:50:47
ebondawn
No
02:50:49
ebondawn
I'm telling you, lad, the way
02:50:49
funkeebuddha
What do you mean like
02:50:52
havelgravelgut
small hand-shaped indentation
02:50:54
havelgravelgut
right on his tongue, Rico.
02:50:59
havelgravelgut
Yes. There's a
02:51:02
whygod4007
uh
02:51:03
troyjohnsen
Wait, there's a hand-shaped...
02:51:07
havelgravelgut
hand-shaped indentation on
02:51:07
troyjohnsen
Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to put my hand in his mouth.
02:51:09
havelgravelgut
the fucking tongue. It does
02:51:17
ebondawn
that the story goes, the person who puts
02:51:19
ebondawn
their hand in his mouth loses that fucking
02:51:21
ebondawn
hand. Roadie, how about
02:51:23
troyjohnsen
Okay.
02:51:24
troyjohnsen
Roadie.
02:51:26
ebondawn
you use your mage hand? Can you try that?
02:51:29
troyjohnsen
Oh, yeah, that's what I meant.
02:51:30
whygod4007
sure i uh
02:51:33
whygod4007
i tried the the mage hand
02:51:34
whygod4007
into the hand hole
02:51:35
havelgravelgut
not... Nothing happens.
02:51:36
whygod4007
uh well it doesn't seem
02:51:39
ebondawn
If you
02:51:41
funkeebuddha
Oh no
02:51:42
whygod4007
to have the chain so i i wrapped the wolf
02:51:44
whygod4007
in chains
02:51:44
whygod4007
i mean i guess it really depends on
02:51:45
havelgravelgut
You can wrap the chains
02:51:46
havelgravelgut
around the wolf, you know? Nothing
02:51:52
havelgravelgut
happens. Rico,
02:51:58
ebondawn
want to put your hand in there, I'm just warning you,
02:52:00
ebondawn
you might not get it back.
02:52:05
whygod4007
how much faith you have in saloon
02:52:07
havelgravelgut
Rico, Mooney Paws would
02:52:08
whygod4007
mm-hmm
02:52:10
havelgravelgut
never hurt you.
02:52:12
ebondawn
Are you putting your dominant hand or your
02:52:15
troyjohnsen
Don't worry, guys, I got this.
02:52:17
troyjohnsen
i i don't i don't think oh he's doing dominant hand who's a good boy i mean i'll keep it in
02:52:17
ashtonias
this is only going to reinforce the bad behavior
02:52:18
havelgravelgut
Rico,
02:52:18
havelgravelgut
Rico, when you place your hand on the tongue, the chains you put on there, Roadie, slough off as golden shackles appear around, golden cuffs appear around the wolf's ankles, and these large golden chains appear wrapped around these pillars.
02:52:21
ebondawn
non-dominant hand?
02:52:24
ebondawn
Oh, God.
02:52:50
havelgravelgut
they're with magically infused with runes Kaldur Gravelgut this is a representation of glip near
02:52:51
whygod4007
mm-hmm
02:52:59
havelgravelgut
do you keep your hand in and take it out rico when you remove your hand rico uh the chains
02:53:02
ebondawn
You might want to take your hand out of the fucking
02:53:04
ebondawn
mouth now.
02:53:05
ebondawn
Take it
02:53:08
ebondawn
Take your fucking hand
02:53:12
ebondawn
Out of the mouth
02:53:12
troyjohnsen
there for a while just to flaunt it don't worry guys never hurt a moon and i he's the official
02:53:13
ebondawn
I'm gonna fucking tackle his ass
02:53:16
ebondawn
Yeah
02:53:20
havelgravelgut
disappear now that here's the other thing the chains were not attached to the cuffs
02:53:25
havelgravelgut
it seems somebody while the chains are there is going to have to attach the chains to the cuffs
02:53:30
havelgravelgut
Mooney
02:53:30
ebondawn
Alright, go ahead
02:53:32
whygod4007
uh i
02:53:37
ebondawn
It's not fucking Mooney
02:53:41
havelgravelgut
Puts his hand in Mooney's paws
02:53:41
ebondawn
Yeah, alright, whatever, go put your hand in Mooney's
02:53:44
ebondawn
And fuck up
02:53:45
ebondawn
Yeah, I agree
02:53:46
havelgravelgut
Those Gleipnir reappears
02:53:48
havelgravelgut
When you attach
02:53:49
troyjohnsen
wolf of the lds oh god yeah i'm great at those no i'm better at death oh what oh yeah nothing
02:53:49
whygod4007
uh let's uh
02:53:51
whygod4007
Let's all try to attach the chains at the same time if we can.
02:53:56
whygod4007
Wait, we're short one person.
02:53:56
ebondawn
Where the fuck is scales?
02:53:57
whygod4007
Oh, well.
02:53:58
whygod4007
Well, better than a deck saving throw.
02:53:59
havelgravelgut
Each chain
02:54:00
havelgravelgut
As they attach
02:54:01
ebondawn
Oh, there's Indy
02:54:02
ebondawn
Oh, good
02:54:03
havelgravelgut
Each of the chains
02:54:06
havelgravelgut
Fenris' maw opens
02:54:08
havelgravelgut
Wide wide wide wide wide
02:54:08
havelgravelgut
And snaps the fuck down
02:54:11
havelgravelgut
Give me a wisdom
02:54:13
funkeebuddha
How did this guy know man
02:54:15
havelgravelgut
Saving throw
02:54:16
havelgravelgut
Rico
02:54:18
havelgravelgut
Rico your hand
02:54:19
ebondawn
I hear the squeaking down your leg
02:54:29
whygod4007
Oh, no!
02:54:29
havelgravelgut
Is gone
02:54:30
havelgravelgut
You scream
02:54:33
havelgravelgut
As you feel your bones snap
02:54:35
havelgravelgut
And your hand is removed
02:54:37
havelgravelgut
And you look down
02:54:39
havelgravelgut
And your hand's fine
02:54:41
havelgravelgut
You take seven psychic damage
02:54:42
havelgravelgut
Rico, you might have pissed your leather pants
02:54:50
ashtonias
that's the moon energy
02:54:52
troyjohnsen
happened, guys.
02:54:54
troyjohnsen
See?
02:54:55
whygod4007
Did you...
02:54:56
whygod4007
Yes.
02:54:56
troyjohnsen
Moon, what's your promise?
02:54:57
havelgravelgut
You might have pissed your leather pants
02:54:59
havelgravelgut
Just a couple of drops
02:55:00
havelgravelgut
Dude, Rico, you know that Rico is shit
02:55:04
troyjohnsen
I'll know what you're
02:55:05
ebondawn
Oh, yes, now I can see the piss part
02:55:09
havelgravelgut
Perfect, you smell
02:55:10
troyjohnsen
talking about. I cast Presentation
02:55:12
troyjohnsen
to Digitation with myself.
02:55:14
havelgravelgut
Yeah, yeah, you see
02:55:16
ebondawn
going into the air. They're definitely worth it.
02:55:18
havelgravelgut
You see a shitload of evaporation
02:55:19
ebondawn
Fucking
02:55:20
havelgravelgut
coming off of rico's dick rico that was scary as fuck imagine if it like like dune if when paul
02:55:31
havelgravelgut
put his hand in the box he just started weeping and screaming that's what you wanted to do but
02:55:35
havelgravelgut
your hand is fine it was all in your mind beautiful mooney paul's is just a he's a
02:55:39
troyjohnsen
I'll quietly thank William Moon for
02:55:41
troyjohnsen
saving me.
02:55:44
havelgravelgut
mischievous little scamp yeah right actually you're like that yeah all right Kaldur Gravelgut there
02:55:50
ebondawn
Fedris.
02:55:51
ebondawn
Isn't there like a nice mission to just offend
02:55:54
ebondawn
every fucking god that's not Saloon?
02:55:56
ebondawn
Well, you probably already offended Saloon, to be honest.
02:56:05
troyjohnsen
Saloon is
02:56:05
troyjohnsen
the only true god, so I'm not sure
02:56:07
troyjohnsen
what you're saying.
02:56:07
ebondawn
All right, lad.
02:56:09
ebondawn
You fucking step it down in a moment.
02:56:14
troyjohnsen
Where's your
02:56:17
havelgravelgut
is a large set of
02:56:19
havelgravelgut
there's a
02:56:20
ebondawn
My great uncle is literally
02:56:21
ebondawn
the proxy of a fucking god,
02:56:23
ebondawn
all right?
02:56:24
ebondawn
right here let me let me give you a hand and i'll uh i'll give him mage magecraft
02:56:27
troyjohnsen
great uncle?
02:56:30
havelgravelgut
there's a massive richly cars
02:56:37
havelgravelgut
set of double doors bearded giants
02:56:39
havelgravelgut
face faces
02:56:41
havelgravelgut
a door in each door rendered
02:56:43
havelgravelgut
almost lifelike by hand
02:56:45
havelgravelgut
we can get a religion check
02:56:47
havelgravelgut
roadie those look to be frost giants
02:56:49
havelgravelgut
and roadie there
02:56:51
havelgravelgut
are runes all around
02:56:53
havelgravelgut
these are wrapped as fuck
02:56:55
havelgravelgut
these are trapped as fuck roadie okay they're trapped right here there's pressure plates
02:57:05
whygod4007
Door looks trapped.
02:57:15
ebondawn
oh you don't realize i can't give him the drug it's only for self
02:57:19
troyjohnsen
He is the man.
02:57:20
havelgravelgut
if you put a pick under that pressure plate with the thieves tools check dc15 you can disarm the
02:57:26
havelgravelgut
trap if not it will go off and you think it has you do Kaldur Gravelgut these these are these are ease
02:57:30
whygod4007
Do I have advantage from having proficiency in sleight of hand and thieves' tools?
02:57:32
ebondawn
no it's gonna get real fucking cold if you almost get the fuck out of the way
02:57:42
havelgravelgut
Runes Kaldur Gravelgut this is cold magic
02:57:44
havelgravelgut
Trap
02:57:45
havelgravelgut
It's a d6
02:57:52
whygod4007
All right.
02:57:52
whygod4007
So, yeah, I guess I'll try to slide something under there.
02:57:57
whygod4007
That's not great.
02:57:58
ebondawn
actually i'm sorry i can't i can't actually use magecraft on you it's a self-only
02:57:58
whygod4007
what is it a is it a d6 on that bardic oh oh man you seem like you're like five steps
02:58:01
havelgravelgut
So you get a d6
02:58:05
ebondawn
From the inspo
02:58:07
havelgravelgut
From that and you will automatically pass
02:58:09
havelgravelgut
Because the d6 is 15
02:58:10
havelgravelgut
If you come one
02:58:15
ebondawn
Yeah what the hell man
02:58:19
havelgravelgut
Step closer
02:58:20
havelgravelgut
I will drop this
02:58:23
havelgravelgut
Fucking tomb all on our heads
02:58:26
havelgravelgut
And he holds like his hand towards this
02:58:27
havelgravelgut
This sarcophagus is trapped
02:58:30
havelgravelgut
And Kaldur Gravelgut
02:58:33
havelgravelgut
You look and you can actually tell
02:58:35
havelgravelgut
He's not lying the way this long
02:58:37
havelgravelgut
ship is constructed there's like this beam that runs above it and you think that it will collapse
02:58:42
havelgravelgut
the barrow it's like some kind of failsafe some psychopath put in the chaos at your fucking mouth
02:58:51
whygod4007
ahead of us because uh i didn't know we were enemies no no we're the k-off wolf slayers
02:58:58
ebondawn
We just fucking met
02:58:59
ebondawn
Hi my name's Kaldur Gravelgut Gravelgut
02:59:02
ebondawn
What's your name
02:59:03
ebondawn
No that's not
02:59:04
havelgravelgut
the chaos wolf will never reign over this plane of existence he almost goes towards like the thing
02:59:09
troyjohnsen
We're Chaos Wolf.
02:59:11
ebondawn
That's not the type to say that lad
02:59:13
ebondawn
Look no
02:59:14
ebondawn
Oh look
02:59:18
havelgravelgut
and then you say slayers explain yourselves what what a bunch of fucking skulls why are you here
02:59:22
whygod4007
we we're trying to give our band a really cool name and well not anymore i mean oh we already
02:59:22
troyjohnsen
Well, we tracked you here with the power of the moon, which we saw with the moonlight.
02:59:27
ebondawn
Shut the fuck up
02:59:28
ebondawn
This is not the type for that shit
02:59:30
ebondawn
No
02:59:33
havelgravelgut
then they're after the shears
02:59:34
ebondawn
We're here because the fucking crazy loonies
02:59:37
ebondawn
that fucking worshipped the Chaos Wolf
02:59:39
ebondawn
attacked the people in town.
02:59:43
havelgravelgut
wait a minute don't
02:59:44
ebondawn
Yeah, they're after the fucking shears.
02:59:46
ebondawn
Yeah, that's what we hear.
02:59:53
havelgravelgut
wait a minute
02:59:54
funkeebuddha
Say yes
02:59:55
havelgravelgut
you you followed me here
02:59:59
havelgravelgut
how did you
03:00:02
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:00:04
funkeebuddha
How'd that
03:00:05
havelgravelgut
what is that
03:00:10
ebondawn
Also, you just left
03:00:10
havelgravelgut
they should have disappeared
03:00:12
ebondawn
fucking footprints, you know.
03:00:17
havelgravelgut
no wait wait wait did you make it past
03:00:21
havelgravelgut
the traps
03:00:21
havelgravelgut
I was asking if you fucking teleported in here
03:00:23
ebondawn
No, we died.
03:00:24
ebondawn
Yes, we made it past the fucking traps.
03:00:29
havelgravelgut
like I did and he holds up his cape
03:00:31
havelgravelgut
of the Mont Blanc I teleported in here
03:00:33
havelgravelgut
until the traps would be set for the
03:00:35
havelgravelgut
fucking cult that was chasing me
03:00:37
havelgravelgut
fuck
03:00:39
whygod4007
killed all of them yeah yeah yeah there's like five of them and two of them just fell right to
03:00:40
ebondawn
No, no.
03:00:41
funkeebuddha
Yeah
03:00:41
ebondawn
It's hard now.
03:00:45
havelgravelgut
oh you killed the whole cult
03:00:49
ebondawn
I mean,
03:00:49
ebondawn
they weren't really that hard, to be honest.
03:00:50
havelgravelgut
you think there was five
03:00:52
ebondawn
You just need to know a little bit
03:00:52
funkeebuddha
Um
03:00:53
ebondawn
of Odin's mythology.
03:00:55
ebondawn
no that's not an illusion
03:00:57
whygod4007
sleep well if this artifact was important why would they not send everyone yeah
03:00:59
havelgravelgut
plus you think there were fucking five
03:01:01
havelgravelgut
members in the cult all together are you fucking
03:01:03
havelgravelgut
stupid that's who's probably
03:01:04
ashtonias
Excuse me, gorgeous golden-haired man.
03:01:05
troyjohnsen
Oh, guys, there could have been like seven or eight.
03:01:13
havelgravelgut
outside right now with a bunch of open
03:01:15
havelgravelgut
fucking doors
03:01:16
havelgravelgut
you're bleeding very badly
03:01:17
troyjohnsen
Well, let's go kick their ass.
03:01:20
whygod4007
what are you talking about uh you get you mind if we just hang out here for
03:01:21
havelgravelgut
Angie you
03:01:26
troyjohnsen
It's an illusion.
03:01:28
troyjohnsen
Moony paws didn't actually hurt me.
03:01:31
havelgravelgut
Angie you hear
03:01:31
ebondawn
you are bleeding great profusely out of your nose
03:01:34
ebondawn
yeah let's close the fucking door
03:01:37
havelgravelgut
people coming there's
03:01:40
funkeebuddha
Uh
03:01:41
havelgravelgut
a lever here right
03:01:43
funkeebuddha
I'm gonna run over there and close it
03:01:45
havelgravelgut
here you can close this door
03:01:46
havelgravelgut
Also, if you'll bear with me
03:01:48
ebondawn
I want to
03:01:49
funkeebuddha
Hey people were coming man
03:01:57
havelgravelgut
There, now reposition
03:01:59
funkeebuddha
I had to close the door
03:02:00
funkeebuddha
There you go
03:02:03
havelgravelgut
Roll me a perception check, Kaldur Gravelgut
03:02:04
ebondawn
I want to
03:02:06
ebondawn
go to the door real quick
03:02:09
ebondawn
and I'm gonna like
03:02:11
ebondawn
I guess maybe this will be a
03:02:13
ebondawn
performance check or something but I'll
03:02:15
ebondawn
try to do an ominous voice
03:02:17
ebondawn
like coming from the wall be like
03:02:19
ebondawn
if ye be worthy
03:02:22
ebondawn
place your head in the
03:02:24
ebondawn
wolf's mouth
03:02:25
ebondawn
all right it's probably like i'm not very good at performance
03:02:29
funkeebuddha
Hey where are these shears man
03:02:30
havelgravelgut
At first, roll me a performance check
03:02:32
havelgravelgut
That's clearly the fucking dwarf
03:02:36
ebondawn
but perception too no i'm very perceptive it's not the fucking dwarf
03:02:44
havelgravelgut
Let's hunker down behind the statue and wait for him
03:02:48
havelgravelgut
Fuck, you really
03:02:50
ebondawn
yeah you're pretty fucking loud
03:02:52
havelgravelgut
You have to learn how to stage whisper
03:02:55
havelgravelgut
Shut up
03:02:56
havelgravelgut
Is that fucking them?
03:02:59
ebondawn
can't we just disarm them yeah all right well what's this stair oh that's just stairs up to
03:03:04
havelgravelgut
They're gonna get their hands on the fucking shears
03:03:06
havelgravelgut
That sarcophagus is trapped
03:03:10
funkeebuddha
it's 2d4 plus 2 right for the potion yeah oh we're going to show a rest oh then i'm not going to take
03:03:15
ashtonias
Is there a corpse in this tomb here?
03:03:19
havelgravelgut
If you open it, the entire barrel will collapse on us
03:03:22
havelgravelgut
Please step away from it
03:03:24
ashtonias
Oh.
03:03:26
havelgravelgut
It would be deadly
03:03:27
ashtonias
That would be bad.
03:03:30
havelgravelgut
Listen
03:03:31
ashtonias
I'll have to step over here, closer to you.
03:03:37
ebondawn
ship okay probably not this time I mean it's perfectly fine with me like my
03:03:39
havelgravelgut
You
03:03:43
havelgravelgut
You lads look like you've been
03:03:47
havelgravelgut
Through the ringer
03:03:48
havelgravelgut
I do have some healing potions
03:03:51
havelgravelgut
He will give you
03:03:54
havelgravelgut
Each one potion of healing
03:03:56
havelgravelgut
If
03:04:00
whygod4007
an hour and sip on some tea i got some uh i got some mushrooms we can chow down on
03:04:02
havelgravelgut
I don't want to take any mushrooms right now
03:04:05
whygod4007
i hold up the gorilla package do you know how the boat got in here um i mean i'm very sorry
03:04:08
havelgravelgut
Unless you have berserker mushrooms
03:04:10
havelgravelgut
Oh boy
03:04:16
havelgravelgut
He will say
03:04:17
havelgravelgut
If we're going to rest
03:04:18
ashtonias
And what's your sign?
03:04:19
havelgravelgut
It can't be longer than an hour
03:04:21
havelgravelgut
The cult is going to keep sending people
03:04:23
havelgravelgut
Until they get these fucking shears
03:04:25
havelgravelgut
We're going to have to push through and break through
03:04:27
havelgravelgut
The ones they've sent
03:04:28
havelgravelgut
That's right
03:04:34
havelgravelgut
Roll a short rest
03:04:39
havelgravelgut
And get ready for battle
03:04:41
havelgravelgut
Yeah
03:04:44
havelgravelgut
That makes sense
03:04:46
funkeebuddha
the uh the those are the guys we saw what is the most part of there's no other way out of this
03:04:47
havelgravelgut
That's really stupid
03:04:48
ebondawn
uncle always said if a problem can't be fought through it's not worth solving so
03:04:53
ebondawn
yeah he's not very smart but he is incredibly successful so I have to give
03:04:55
havelgravelgut
You know
03:05:04
havelgravelgut
Alright I'm going to
03:05:04
ebondawn
him some credit you know why didn't a roller all right because I didn't tell
03:05:07
havelgravelgut
Drop a potion
03:05:09
havelgravelgut
Of healing on each one of your character sheets
03:05:11
havelgravelgut
Alright while we wait
03:05:18
ebondawn
to yeah roll if i can hit that thanks thanks mr scoops yeah okay yeah why are you why yeah
03:05:28
havelgravelgut
more questions for me
03:05:30
havelgravelgut
oh my fucking god
03:05:31
troyjohnsen
Yeah, is there anything cool in that sarcophagus?
03:05:35
troyjohnsen
No.
03:05:35
havelgravelgut
if you open it
03:05:37
troyjohnsen
Ah, I see.
03:05:38
havelgravelgut
the fucking thing is going to fall in on us
03:05:40
havelgravelgut
they built
03:05:41
troyjohnsen
Church of what?
03:05:46
havelgravelgut
they constructed it here
03:05:48
havelgravelgut
alright
03:05:51
ebondawn
that seems pretty obvious like anyway um why are you protecting these shears from these people like
03:05:58
ebondawn
who are you and what do you represent you know who is your daddy and what does he do that sort of
03:06:04
ebondawn
of thing yeah it's like that that is yes the infidels yes that's hang on let me go check
03:06:07
havelgravelgut
there's no way you're in the cult
03:06:09
havelgravelgut
as he looks at Freddy trying to fuck him
03:06:11
havelgravelgut
I belong to the fangs
03:06:13
ashtonias
Wait, wait, wait.
03:06:15
havelgravelgut
of Vanagander
03:06:16
havelgravelgut
we're a mercenary
03:06:19
havelgravelgut
company and the main
03:06:21
havelgravelgut
thing that we stand against is
03:06:23
havelgravelgut
chaos and that's what the cult of ragnarok also known as the church of inexorable ruin that's
03:06:31
havelgravelgut
what they serve i in one of the other fangs was murdered what the church of inexorable ruin
03:06:36
troyjohnsen
Church of chaos?
03:06:39
troyjohnsen
Church of what?
03:06:40
troyjohnsen
so you're saying we're going against a bunch of a bunch of heathens infidels
03:06:43
havelgravelgut
also known the cult of ragnarok infidels they murdered fangs he had information about uru or
03:06:53
troyjohnsen
meanwhile i'll just i'll talk to will yeah i mean but like we could just solve the problem right
03:07:02
havelgravelgut
shears it said they can cut through anything but once you use them they vanish i don't know why
03:07:08
havelgravelgut
the cult wants them but i know if the cult wants it that i don't want them to have it so i stole it
03:07:12
havelgravelgut
from that bastard who bought it from a grave robber and then they sold it to the fucking
03:07:18
havelgravelgut
red dragon trading company who's got no scruples based out of luskin for gold fucking places
03:07:25
havelgravelgut
I beat
03:07:26
havelgravelgut
Use them
03:07:30
whygod4007
uh to interrupt and and shit but uh that uh it seems like there's a super simple solution
03:07:38
whygod4007
to our problem and i i i hold up a small piece of rope well unless is there something that we
03:07:41
havelgravelgut
God damn you're not wrong
03:07:47
havelgravelgut
We use the shears
03:07:49
havelgravelgut
They're said to go back to the Norns
03:07:52
havelgravelgut
My foreskin
03:07:57
whygod4007
do need to cut or when you say it could cut anything like i mean yeah i mean i'm just
03:07:59
havelgravelgut
No I'm kidding
03:08:00
havelgravelgut
I don't know if now's the time to get greedy in that regard
03:08:07
havelgravelgut
I think your solution's elegant
03:08:09
havelgravelgut
He pulls out
03:08:11
havelgravelgut
There are how many
03:08:11
whygod4007
thinking like you know you know if we were to save them and like you know cut off like a lich's
03:08:19
whygod4007
head or something it might be more useful than cutting a rope i think it's worth the i mean if
03:08:23
havelgravelgut
We don't know cultists outside right now
03:08:26
havelgravelgut
Waiting to steal these from us
03:08:28
havelgravelgut
I don't know if we should be
03:08:29
havelgravelgut
Click that out
03:08:32
whygod4007
we're losing i guess we can just cut a rope or something right i mean i feel like rico could
03:08:37
ebondawn
i'll be right back i'm gonna go over to the door and i'm gonna activate tremor sense and i'm gonna
03:08:45
ebondawn
find out how many how many people are how many people are within 60 feet
03:08:48
havelgravelgut
Let's see
03:08:52
ebondawn
Let's check
03:08:54
havelgravelgut
where you know we know where i'm gonna right hang on you get it after what wait that's not what i
03:08:55
ebondawn
Let's see
03:08:56
ebondawn
60 feet
03:09:13
ebondawn
Oh it's not that bad
03:09:28
havelgravelgut
want to do dark vision i don't want to do all the fucking skulls i might i might just cut the
03:09:39
ebondawn
There's only like 6 of them
03:09:45
ebondawn
I'm sorry
03:09:53
whygod4007
probably cut their heads off without even using the shears i i think we might have something more
03:10:00
troyjohnsen
let's cut the fucking rope like what oh yeah we are pretty good at lying actually you know
03:10:03
ebondawn
What does the roof do
03:10:05
ebondawn
Oh wait
03:10:05
whygod4007
important i think we should take the shears and cut something far more important later
03:10:09
whygod4007
i don't know maybe we just tell them we cut a rope how are they gonna know yeah oh you you like
03:10:23
havelgravelgut
fucking rope right now i still have them you know you're a fucking bastard you're talking like you're
03:10:27
havelgravelgut
in your can't quite see to the entrance Kaldur Gravelgut yes but they don't get the shears i've once per
03:10:28
ebondawn
There's more people
03:10:29
whygod4007
you like when like liches run around and turn people into undead thralls yes what if what if
03:10:29
ebondawn
Alright there's like 12 people
03:10:36
troyjohnsen
all right i got it guys this is what we got to do we open the door and then we cut the rope in
03:10:38
ebondawn
There's like 12 people
03:10:40
ebondawn
Hang on
03:10:40
ebondawn
13, 14, 15, 16
03:10:47
ebondawn
Alright there's like
03:10:48
ebondawn
Yeah there's like 16
03:10:51
ebondawn
that I'm counting total.
03:11:01
troyjohnsen
front of them so we really piss them off yeah but if we just all right let's go fight these
03:11:04
ebondawn
Yeah, the thing is, I don't
03:11:06
ebondawn
understand, like, cutting the rope makes the shears
03:11:08
ebondawn
go back to the gnaws, right? That's the idea.
03:11:10
ebondawn
But, like, don't they
03:11:12
ebondawn
still just try to kill us all at that point?
03:11:18
ebondawn
Yeah, but I mean, we can just cut
03:11:19
ebondawn
the shears at any time.
03:11:19
whygod4007
we just threaten to cut something with the shears so that we get to leave out of curiosity did you
03:11:27
ebondawn
That's true, that might work too, but
03:11:29
ashtonias
Didn't you say you teleported in here?
03:11:29
ebondawn
yeah, he can only do it once,
03:11:34
ebondawn
I think, though.
03:11:36
havelgravelgut
day going for the mont blanc paxton gravel got made this arm no no i had a genetic defect finner
03:11:39
ebondawn
By the way, I'm honored with yours.
03:11:41
ebondawn
Would you happen to know Paxton?
03:11:48
ebondawn
Oh, excellent.
03:11:50
ebondawn
He's a good friend of mine.
03:11:51
ebondawn
He's worth
03:11:53
ebondawn
Yeah, I'd say, we'll go
03:11:53
whygod4007
did you put your hand in a wolf's mouth he says nobody's gonna be coming behind us and then looks
03:12:05
troyjohnsen
fuckers and uh and uh what's your name again Finulf One-Hand yeah you just cut the rope if you need to
03:12:15
havelgravelgut
will right fair enough let's do this unfortunately not yeah go ahead and stack yourself in this uh or
03:12:17
ebondawn
in the front. We'll fucking
03:12:18
ebondawn
beat these 16 fuckers
03:12:21
ebondawn
senseless or do our best.
03:12:23
ebondawn
And if it comes down to it,
03:12:25
ebondawn
threaten to fucking use the
03:12:27
ebondawn
shears or whatever.
03:12:30
ebondawn
Because the thing is, I don't want to actually cut anything, because if we
03:12:32
ebondawn
do, then they're just going to kill us. I mean, it's
03:12:34
ebondawn
better that they don't get the shears, but I also
03:12:35
troyjohnsen
i can't see anything oh we're over here okay
03:12:36
ebondawn
enjoy living, so
03:12:38
ebondawn
given the outcome, I'd rather
03:12:43
ebondawn
them not get the shears and be alive.
03:12:51
ebondawn
All right.
03:12:51
ebondawn
You only live once.
03:12:55
ebondawn
let's get them while they're still somewhat separated yeah okay oh you're gonna have to
03:12:55
funkeebuddha
thing i already have i i have wow i can see your charm aside see the little purple guys
03:13:08
havelgravelgut
however you want to arranged in this direction and you got to fight your way out the good thing about
03:13:18
troyjohnsen
how's it did we uh we got two of us got hero conspiration with the short rest from Dreadie Mercurie
03:13:19
ebondawn
go off and be telling you for 10 minutes i have primer sense so i can see and i'll try to be
03:13:25
ebondawn
quieter than these fucking cunts i'll be like there's two of them there's one there's one 20
03:13:29
ebondawn
feet in front of us and then there's one to his to the his right your left like another 10 feet
03:13:36
havelgravelgut
the good thing about being
03:13:36
ebondawn
alright
03:13:38
havelgravelgut
holding like this is
03:13:39
havelgravelgut
I'll stay near the back when nobody's
03:13:42
havelgravelgut
coming up behind us. He looks over
03:13:46
havelgravelgut
at Dre and thinks, except maybe this
03:13:46
ebondawn
you guys get ready to
03:13:48
havelgravelgut
guy, but he doesn't say that.
03:13:52
ebondawn
fucking unleash whatever the fuck
03:13:54
ebondawn
hairy magic bullshit you got
03:13:56
ebondawn
oh yeah sorry
03:13:59
whygod4007
at Dreadie Mercurie is that what he said okay he's got the long one just a bar dart
03:14:00
havelgravelgut
Yes, yes.
03:14:03
ashtonias
I'm gonna give it to
03:14:04
havelgravelgut
I get his initials out there, Kaldur Gravelgut,
03:14:05
havelgravelgut
Rock, and Dre.
03:14:09
ebondawn
oh did we which two
03:14:15
havelgravelgut
Beautiful. Dre.
03:14:16
troyjohnsen
uh i don't know it's up to Dreadie Mercurie we can yeah i would do uh heroism on Kaldur Gravelgut
03:14:17
ebondawn
thanks
03:14:22
ashtonias
Rico and Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:14:24
havelgravelgut
Oh, wow, not Fentolf, okay.
03:14:25
ebondawn
alright I'll um
03:14:26
havelgravelgut
Maybe he won't give you any penis.
03:14:29
ashtonias
Fuck yes.
03:14:32
havelgravelgut
Okay. Dre, Mercury,
03:14:37
havelgravelgut
you're up first. Right there,
03:14:40
ashtonias
Alright.
03:14:44
ashtonias
Let's see here.
03:14:47
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut, you can throw that door open whenever you want.
03:14:53
ebondawn
yeah
03:14:54
havelgravelgut
Or, Dredd,
03:14:55
havelgravelgut
you could ready a spell and wait for Kaldur Gravelgut
03:14:57
havelgravelgut
to open it. Yeah, I think when you
03:14:59
ebondawn
I'm basically telling you exactly what I don't know if you can see
03:15:06
ebondawn
what I see but can you see
03:15:09
ebondawn
my tremor sense okay
03:15:13
ebondawn
yep
03:15:13
ashtonias
I can't. I don't think I
03:15:16
funkeebuddha
Bitches mockery
03:15:17
havelgravelgut
de-spell your token, you can, Dredd.
03:15:17
ebondawn
boy stone cutting is useful
03:15:25
ebondawn
getting temporary
03:15:26
havelgravelgut
It's awesome.
03:15:30
ashtonias
have anything that wouldn't hurt
03:15:33
ashtonias
Kaldur Gravelgut if I used it.
03:15:35
havelgravelgut
Vicious Mudrick.
03:15:36
ashtonias
Hmm.
03:15:37
ashtonias
Yeah, bitch is muckering.
03:15:39
havelgravelgut
Or you could heroism on Kaldur Gravelgut. That's a great idea.
03:15:44
funkeebuddha
Thank you
03:15:45
havelgravelgut
That's right.
03:15:47
ashtonias
Yeah, well, heroism Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:15:48
ashtonias
and as I had left the hallway
03:15:49
havelgravelgut
Beautiful.
03:15:51
ebondawn
all right um all right so i get i get temper hp equal to his ability spellcasting modifier which
03:15:52
ashtonias
back there, I would have liked to have cast
03:15:54
ashtonias
Bardic Inspiration
03:15:55
ashtonias
on Enjee.
03:16:05
havelgravelgut
Now, because of that, Kaldur Gravelgut's
03:16:07
havelgravelgut
will have faded.
03:16:12
havelgravelgut
Alright. What are you
03:16:15
havelgravelgut
concentrating on?
03:16:17
havelgravelgut
Agecraft, Nerva, or Hapic?
03:16:19
havelgravelgut
All right, beautiful Dreadie Mercurie called a gravel gut.
03:16:27
troyjohnsen
so he gets yup nice
03:16:32
ebondawn
is three i think all right that's what heroism does gives me three temp hp every start of my
03:16:36
havelgravelgut
I believe that is correct.
03:16:41
ebondawn
turn all right so then i will say i will open the door all right bitches let's do this all right
03:16:44
havelgravelgut
And yes, indeed, you are right.
03:16:45
havelgravelgut
His mod is three.
03:17:01
ebondawn
and uh i don't want to fucking move out of this hallway because i have an extreme advantage
03:17:07
ebondawn
blocking everybody in this hallway.
03:17:10
havelgravelgut
Sure.
03:17:10
ebondawn
So, I will
03:17:12
ebondawn
fucking... We're going to go back to second edition,
03:17:14
ebondawn
baby. Girl, I'm motherfucking
03:17:17
ebondawn
darned.
03:17:20
troyjohnsen
you had an advantage on that attack right see crit we're not level three
03:17:21
havelgravelgut
Nice fucking dart hit, dude.
03:17:24
havelgravelgut
You can get him directly in the eye, and he goes, my fucking eye!
03:17:30
ebondawn
Surprise, motherfucker! Welcome to
03:17:31
ebondawn
Odin's Dollage. And I'll, uh...
03:17:33
funkeebuddha
Yep
03:17:33
havelgravelgut
Or as your uncle calls them, Kaldur Gravelgut, as your uncle calls them, Kaldur Gravelgut, long thumbs.
03:17:35
whygod4007
it's 30 feet it's 30 feet to you
03:17:35
ebondawn
Long thumbs.
03:17:39
funkeebuddha
Pop out here
03:17:43
havelgravelgut
They will not be able to get through
03:17:44
ebondawn
Yeah, long thumbs.
03:17:47
ebondawn
All right.
03:17:48
ebondawn
And I'll just, um...
03:17:49
ebondawn
I'll square up in the fucking hallway
03:17:51
ebondawn
with the shield up.
03:17:54
havelgravelgut
But your compatriots
03:17:54
ebondawn
And, like, slam the fucking
03:17:55
havelgravelgut
I love it
03:17:55
ebondawn
battle axe against the fucking front of the shield. I'm like...
03:17:57
ebondawn
come get some bitches.
03:17:58
havelgravelgut
I love the fact that they cannot get through
03:18:03
havelgravelgut
But all your compatriots can just run
03:18:04
havelgravelgut
Directly out whenever they wish
03:18:06
havelgravelgut
It's great
03:18:06
ebondawn
Yeah, if they want to.
03:18:07
havelgravelgut
Alright NG
03:18:09
ebondawn
Of course, this is what we're supposed to be doing.
03:18:09
havelgravelgut
Boom smacking into him
03:18:11
ebondawn
It's fucking...
03:18:12
ebondawn
I can see one
03:18:12
funkeebuddha
And he's going to open his arms wide
03:18:17
funkeebuddha
Whole body starts to glow purple
03:18:19
funkeebuddha
Right
03:18:22
funkeebuddha
I can see one dude
03:18:25
funkeebuddha
And he's going to tap his sticks together
03:18:25
ebondawn
run away.
03:18:28
funkeebuddha
And then
03:18:30
funkeebuddha
Point them both at this guy
03:18:33
funkeebuddha
Ah boo
03:18:36
funkeebuddha
And then I'm going to go back here
03:18:39
havelgravelgut
He staggers further
03:18:41
havelgravelgut
Beautiful alright
03:18:45
havelgravelgut
Footsteps
03:18:53
havelgravelgut
Roll a d20
03:18:55
funkeebuddha
Tap-tap-tap.
03:19:02
funkeebuddha
Oh, yeah, I did.
03:19:06
havelgravelgut
Why did you have advantage
03:19:11
funkeebuddha
Nope.
03:19:13
havelgravelgut
It's a salary yes
03:19:14
funkeebuddha
Because of my innate
03:19:16
funkeebuddha
sorcery.
03:19:19
havelgravelgut
What kind of a sorcerer are you
03:19:21
funkeebuddha
Jay, at the moment,
03:19:24
havelgravelgut
Yeah so you don't know yet
03:19:26
funkeebuddha
just a sorcerer.
03:19:27
troyjohnsen
i can't really get to this guy right because Kaldur Gravelgut's blocking i'll just i'll i'll javelin
03:19:28
havelgravelgut
Okay uh let's see
03:19:30
havelgravelgut
I'm still finding myself
03:19:32
havelgravelgut
Alright
03:19:33
funkeebuddha
Exactly. Oh, boy.
03:19:35
havelgravelgut
There are footsteps as well
03:19:38
havelgravelgut
And called you watch one of the guys from this room
03:19:40
havelgravelgut
Run away
03:19:41
havelgravelgut
To the previous room
03:19:45
havelgravelgut
This guy rubs up
03:19:49
ebondawn
No, you'd have to do better than that, lad.
03:19:49
havelgravelgut
And tries to tag you with his cudgel
03:19:52
havelgravelgut
He fails to
03:19:55
havelgravelgut
Rico
03:19:59
funkeebuddha
They call that the moonbeam.
03:20:00
havelgravelgut
Time to be badass
03:20:02
havelgravelgut
Fucking A
03:20:08
ebondawn
You can get through me,
03:20:09
ebondawn
but yeah, he's... I think he's...
03:20:11
ebondawn
You can't get through. There you go.
03:20:14
whygod4007
oh can you roll for oh man i have to go out there
03:20:15
troyjohnsen
his ass riko hold the final pose for a little while uh no i got one more bardic inspiration
03:20:18
havelgravelgut
nice shot dude directly to the heart yeah dude he just javelined his ass which uh rico that is
03:20:31
ebondawn
That was pretty badass
03:20:33
ebondawn
when he cut another in the back.
03:20:38
havelgravelgut
the proper death for infidels a javelin to the heart that's right they call it the moon beam
03:20:45
havelgravelgut
he just get that you beautiful further rico fabulous here comes number two he learned his
03:20:58
troyjohnsen
but i'll hang on to it for now i'll move to more forward i'll end up here actually i'll go all the
03:21:00
ebondawn
By the way,
03:21:01
ebondawn
can I use
03:21:06
havelgravelgut
list he's not gonna go ahead that's a good that's yeah that's great yeah you can flip it back to
03:21:07
ebondawn
my reaction to
03:21:09
ebondawn
grab the javelin
03:21:11
ebondawn
as he's
03:21:13
ebondawn
getting knocked down
03:21:14
troyjohnsen
way to here low level cancer frustrating class maybe dude what the fuck was that probably the
03:21:15
ebondawn
to keep it close.
03:21:19
ebondawn
So I'll burn my reaction to grab
03:21:21
ebondawn
the javelin and then hand it back to
03:21:23
ebondawn
regroup.
03:21:25
havelgravelgut
Rico. Part of his heart is still
03:21:26
havelgravelgut
impaled on it. This guy moves
03:21:29
havelgravelgut
up, learning his lesson. He's not going to get moon-beamed.
03:21:31
havelgravelgut
He's going to stay around the corner
03:21:33
havelgravelgut
and try
03:21:36
havelgravelgut
to tag Kaldur Gravelgut
03:21:38
havelgravelgut
and Alton do a pitiful job
03:21:40
havelgravelgut
of doing so. Rock
03:21:42
havelgravelgut
the roadie. Roll for
03:21:51
whygod4007
it's like 30 feet uh oh no i can you add frock to the tracker
03:21:53
havelgravelgut
roll. Yes,
03:21:54
ebondawn
I'll shout back at Fiddles, by the way. I'll be like,
03:21:59
havelgravelgut
Rock. What about Rock?
03:21:59
whygod4007
don't have let's see oh there's just the there's just the one dude here
03:22:10
ebondawn
that's one! We'll start
03:22:13
ebondawn
counting them off as we're killing them.
03:22:14
ebondawn
Try to
03:22:16
ebondawn
dissuade them a bit.
03:22:17
whygod4007
uh
03:22:18
whygod4007
yeah I'm just gonna
03:22:20
ashtonias
Warped
03:22:21
whygod4007
hit him with some sweet
03:22:21
ashtonias
and Legolas style?
03:22:23
ebondawn
Yep. Some of them are running
03:22:27
whygod4007
air guitar
03:22:28
whygod4007
with a little headbang
03:22:31
whygod4007
let him know what's up
03:22:33
whygod4007
just the one dude in here
03:22:39
whygod4007
he would have been doing the same thing so don't worry about it
03:22:42
havelgravelgut
He would have gone before that last dude.
03:22:49
havelgravelgut
All right.
03:22:50
havelgravelgut
Finuf, one hand,
03:22:52
havelgravelgut
moves up, impressed so far.
03:22:54
havelgravelgut
He will pull up a short bow and get ready.
03:22:59
havelgravelgut
Another one floods in.
03:23:02
ebondawn
away. I don't know if they're turning to regroup.
03:23:03
ebondawn
gonna be real peaceful when they're fucking dead
03:23:06
whygod4007
well they clearly understand that we're peaceful
03:23:08
whygod4007
and we don't need to fight
03:23:09
whygod4007
I'm sorry you have a whistle
03:23:16
ebondawn
if you
03:23:21
havelgravelgut
Dretty.
03:23:22
havelgravelgut
You can now move out, Dretty.
03:23:30
ebondawn
shoot you have to move here
03:23:32
havelgravelgut
Hard to see the guy without doing it.
03:23:34
havelgravelgut
And then if you get to there, you still can't see him.
03:23:35
havelgravelgut
So basically, you have to move up.
03:23:38
ebondawn
to get an opportunity to attack essentially
03:23:40
ebondawn
by the way I don't know why
03:23:40
havelgravelgut
Dretty.
03:23:45
havelgravelgut
You have to change, though.
03:23:47
havelgravelgut
Dretty, if you have any melee.
03:23:53
ebondawn
I just think rodent of
03:23:53
ashtonias
I would have gone this way
03:23:56
ebondawn
unusual size
03:23:57
ebondawn
you're gonna take an opportunity to attack
03:23:58
havelgravelgut
Lazy.
03:24:00
ashtonias
behind Fiddle up here.
03:24:01
havelgravelgut
If you do that, you're going to take an opportunity attack, though.
03:24:04
ebondawn
if you do that's why I sent down
03:24:05
ashtonias
Oh, damn.
03:24:05
ebondawn
your bitch whistle oh no that's scale
03:24:07
ashtonias
Okay, that's fine. I won't do that.
03:24:09
ashtonias
Then I will stay right here. But I am
03:24:11
ashtonias
going to pull out
03:24:13
ashtonias
my whistle.
03:24:19
ebondawn
sorry
03:24:20
ebondawn
is that a good thing
03:24:20
havelgravelgut
That's right.
03:24:35
whygod4007
that does animate dead
03:24:36
whygod4007
my god I was looking at that like
03:24:36
havelgravelgut
How'd you get that whistle?
03:24:37
havelgravelgut
Uncommon
03:24:38
ashtonias
You said that we could have one magic item?
03:24:40
ashtonias
that was my one magic item
03:24:41
ashtonias
I didn't read the common part
03:24:42
havelgravelgut
Uncommon magic items
03:24:42
ebondawn
good thing he's practiced
03:24:45
havelgravelgut
Common
03:24:46
havelgravelgut
This is uncommon, it's not far off
03:24:52
funkeebuddha
Damn.
03:24:52
whygod4007
what common magic item has
03:24:52
ashtonias
so I can't use it right now
03:24:55
whygod4007
animate dead in it
03:24:57
whygod4007
yeah sorry the the help is the help won't self-clear if they're not targeted so you'll
03:24:59
havelgravelgut
So keep the whistle, you'll just have to
03:25:01
havelgravelgut
You'll have to awaken it somehow
03:25:03
havelgravelgut
Tell you what
03:25:05
havelgravelgut
This guy gets up, walks over here
03:25:06
ashtonias
hey if you think it's hard for
03:25:12
havelgravelgut
And voids his bowels onto his friends
03:25:14
havelgravelgut
And then you look down
03:25:20
havelgravelgut
At the whistle and you're like
03:25:22
havelgravelgut
Ah, dab, I still have to learn how to blow this thing
03:25:24
havelgravelgut
That won't
03:25:28
havelgravelgut
That's right, well with those teeth
03:25:29
ashtonias
Freddie Mercury to blow anything
03:25:30
ashtonias
so I believe that was an
03:25:32
havelgravelgut
no that won't make that use your action
03:25:37
ebondawn
opening the mouth
03:25:38
ebondawn
I'm gonna make a supersonic
03:25:38
ashtonias
action right
03:25:40
ashtonias
oh okay
03:25:42
havelgravelgut
shock and grasp or
03:25:43
ashtonias
it wasn't very electrifying
03:25:46
ebondawn
man out of you.
03:25:50
havelgravelgut
would be good you get advantage
03:25:51
havelgravelgut
give me damage and roll another
03:26:04
havelgravelgut
d20 to see if you crit
03:26:05
havelgravelgut
roll a d20
03:26:07
ebondawn
One damage.
03:26:14
havelgravelgut
okay no crit
03:26:18
whygod4007
have to remove it you'll have to remove it manually yeah it's unfortunate i feel like
03:26:23
havelgravelgut
so you zippity zap
03:26:24
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
03:26:27
havelgravelgut
damn it Kaldur Gravelgut you're
03:26:33
ebondawn
That's just...
03:26:35
ebondawn
That just makes me sad for you.
03:26:36
ashtonias
unfortunately
03:26:37
ashtonias
no way there's a lot of cleaning that goes into what i do
03:26:40
ebondawn
I mean, they're not BSF.
03:26:44
whygod4007
all cantrips are kind of bs now that true strike exists i mean like they're just so much worse
03:26:52
ebondawn
You don't just min-max everything all the time.
03:26:55
ebondawn
Wow, that's a bad roll to hit.
03:26:58
whygod4007
oh well i mean it's incredibly powerful for windows i assume oh it's it says something
03:27:04
havelgravelgut
you hit the battle axle the top of the
03:27:06
havelgravelgut
tunnel there you go
03:27:07
ebondawn
I'm gonna use my inspiration.
03:27:09
havelgravelgut
oh my god
03:27:15
havelgravelgut
that happens
03:27:17
ebondawn
Even fucking worse.
03:27:19
havelgravelgut
Shut up elf
03:27:21
ebondawn
Alright, well, let's see.
03:27:26
havelgravelgut
N-G-B-I-N-G
03:27:28
ebondawn
That tripped a bit. Don't worry.
03:27:29
ebondawn
I'm gonna go block the other entrance.
03:27:36
havelgravelgut
I love that spell
03:27:37
ebondawn
So I assume he's going to take
03:27:38
ebondawn
an opportunity attack at me.
03:27:41
ebondawn
Alright, and then I will
03:27:42
ebondawn
at the end of my turn, I will
03:27:46
ebondawn
cast Ori and Set
03:27:49
ebondawn
as a bonus action.
03:27:51
ebondawn
Use an additional 5 feet.
03:27:55
ebondawn
It is a cool spell. I like it.
03:27:55
havelgravelgut
A five foot teleport cantrip
03:27:55
funkeebuddha
You got this guy, right?
03:27:58
ebondawn
Like a 5-foot teleport
03:28:00
ebondawn
is an interesting thing, but I can't show it.
03:28:03
havelgravelgut
Can really be interesting
03:28:04
havelgravelgut
Oh good idea
03:28:11
havelgravelgut
Well I mean no windows would remember
03:28:12
havelgravelgut
A lot of times windows
03:28:13
havelgravelgut
Cover yeah
03:28:14
ebondawn
You can't
03:28:14
whygod4007
about solid objects never mind but yeah i've been kind of curious about what's going on with rico
03:28:16
ebondawn
teleport before an object does.
03:28:16
havelgravelgut
Yeah
03:28:18
havelgravelgut
Yes sir
03:28:18
ebondawn
You can't teleport out of
03:28:20
ebondawn
like, that sort of thing.
03:28:21
ebondawn
i figured you i figured you guys could group beat that those guys to death back there
03:28:25
havelgravelgut
Very nice N-G
03:28:28
havelgravelgut
Yep
03:28:31
funkeebuddha
You got a game.
03:28:31
havelgravelgut
This guy's gonna try to tag you
03:28:36
ebondawn
gay stuff not that there's anything wrong with that Dreadie Mercurie but you know oh you're the
03:28:38
troyjohnsen
one right actually no well i mean we have battles against like pre-martial sex but
03:28:40
havelgravelgut
and miss and the acolyte over here is doing stuff i don't mean like i don't mean like dick stuff i
03:28:54
havelgravelgut
mean like lame stuff yeah rico jesus no yeah rico any sex that doesn't uh that does get does not
03:29:04
havelgravelgut
for procreation is uh hedonistic it's not about it's not the fact it's not the fact it's not the
03:29:06
ebondawn
fucking worst the worst it's like you're like the tom through the fucking cult you get away
03:29:13
whygod4007
and taking all these drugs and having sex with women what wait rock's gonna just go give the
03:29:18
havelgravelgut
fact that it's it's dick stuff right rico it's just the fact that they can't get pregnant yeah
03:29:26
troyjohnsen
it's only it's only if i'm unclean so i just make sure i'm clean and then i can fuck that was my
03:29:29
havelgravelgut
my god
03:29:33
havelgravelgut
Rico
03:29:35
havelgravelgut
yep
03:29:39
funkeebuddha
Oh, my God.
03:29:40
ebondawn
with everything and they're like because he's popular i always love louis i always love louis
03:29:43
havelgravelgut
my god
03:29:43
troyjohnsen
that was my paladin vow number 17 i shall not fuck unless clean yes swing my gray sword at this guy
03:29:51
havelgravelgut
Rico you're
03:29:52
havelgravelgut
oh god Rico take your turn please
03:29:58
ashtonias
you have to turn the volume all the way up hey sublime
03:29:58
havelgravelgut
before he starts
03:30:03
havelgravelgut
yes
03:30:06
ebondawn
louis ck's thing where he talks about fucking the difference between like gay and gay he's like
03:30:06
troyjohnsen
got him yeah and that's that's about number seven don't be gay yeah of course it's just
03:30:14
ebondawn
He's like if two dudes are like blowing each other in the bridge, that's cool
03:30:17
ebondawn
Like that's not a problem
03:30:19
ebondawn
But it's like but if one of them pulls the dick out of their mouths and says something like people from Phoenix are Phoenicians
03:30:23
ebondawn
You're like shut up faggot
03:30:25
havelgravelgut
Rico
03:30:28
havelgravelgut
chop
03:30:30
havelgravelgut
that motherfuckers head clean off
03:30:32
havelgravelgut
right
03:30:33
ebondawn
Nothing to do with being gay
03:30:35
havelgravelgut
yeah
03:30:39
ebondawn
Don't be kidding
03:30:41
ebondawn
You actually have a list of your vows written down like the rules of acquisition for the Ferengi. I
03:30:41
havelgravelgut
Brock
03:30:43
havelgravelgut
nope there we go
03:30:45
funkeebuddha
Mine, too.
03:30:47
whygod4007
help action on this one guy we can see oh wrong one yeah i'll move down here and then i'm just
03:31:01
ebondawn
Just realized I didn't
03:31:01
havelgravelgut
all right and you can apply it i forgot okay uh rock is gonna help yep fly away he's got fly by
03:31:09
havelgravelgut
nice all right rock all right no there actually has been
03:31:21
whygod4007
gonna take the ready action to to help when when needed oh my turn started and it lost the help
03:31:30
whygod4007
action okay so i'm taking you ready for another help action what what my my bill and ted riffs
03:31:31
ebondawn
Haven't had seer and skipper. There's probably been cool music playing and I've missed all of them
03:31:38
ebondawn
Yeah, no, no, your sound effects
03:31:41
havelgravelgut
oh no no you're talking about the sirenscape bill is going to uh pull out his short bow
03:31:47
whygod4007
yeah i've had it open but it's not making any sound i had to i had to go back and then launch
03:31:53
ebondawn
I realized I didn't have
03:31:55
ebondawn
Serious Game this whole time
03:31:56
ebondawn
I was like, oh, shit
03:31:57
ebondawn
He was playing like Freedom Rock
03:32:00
funkeebuddha
Mine is
03:32:04
funkeebuddha
Yeah, I think
03:32:06
whygod4007
again now i have it and uh i will my reaction will go off if it's a touch spell you could just
03:32:08
funkeebuddha
I'll check
03:32:12
havelgravelgut
yep all right this guy oh you bastard Kaldur Gravelgut Kaldur Gravelgut
03:32:15
ebondawn
Or something
03:32:15
ebondawn
Oh, fucking
03:32:20
ashtonias
let's see what do i want to do can i occupy Kaldur Gravelgut's space for a moment while i cast my spell
03:32:23
ebondawn
Playing
03:32:28
ebondawn
That's a hit
03:32:40
havelgravelgut
ready you can get right there and attack them ready or you can range them from where you are
03:32:40
ebondawn
Six
03:32:44
ebondawn
Alright
03:32:52
ebondawn
That was a good shot, I'll give you that
03:32:59
ebondawn
or are you trying to do thunderclap or something or um well or color spray
03:33:06
havelgravelgut
can't move in it through an enemy like that ready
03:33:13
havelgravelgut
no but you could you do it right if it's yeah if it's touch spell you can do it from right here
03:33:34
troyjohnsen
viciously mock them i think you could stand here and do a color spray that comes from like right
03:33:41
ashtonias
on
03:33:41
ashtonias
step out or no i was trying to do color spray i don't have the ability to uh place that work
03:33:44
whygod4007
stand above him uh yeah it's it's not gonna get half of Kaldur Gravelgut square you can get both the guys
03:33:49
havelgravelgut
yeah i don't think yeah probably because you can make it technically come from any part of your
03:33:58
ebondawn
i just love the idea of like druddy mercury just leaning in front of me being like
03:34:05
troyjohnsen
there couldn't you yeah it's like a round the corner color spray don't forget your three uh
03:34:09
havelgravelgut
cube and say yeah i got it of course of course it's a rainbow spray my god that was the gayest
03:34:14
whygod4007
with it no it's no damage on that that's just blindness right but that sound is when you don't
03:34:29
ashtonias
yep thank you
03:34:35
ebondawn
Redeemer!
03:34:37
ashtonias
glitter bomb motherfucker
03:34:42
ashtonias
that's hilarious all right let's see how to spells but not out of shell
03:34:43
ebondawn
You're like a rainbow
03:34:45
ebondawn
in the world.
03:34:47
havelgravelgut
graphic too give me damage oh okay so the first guy gets blinded oh my god is that fucking glitter
03:34:53
ebondawn
Give me blindness.
03:35:00
ebondawn
Blinded by the light.
03:35:04
havelgravelgut
oh my god it's fucking shredding my corneas Kaldur Gravelgut yeah he is just bleeding from his eyes
03:35:10
ebondawn
That's right.
03:35:11
ebondawn
Might as well get the divorce now.
03:35:12
ebondawn
She's never going to fucking believe you.
03:35:17
havelgravelgut
You have advantage he's blind
03:35:23
ebondawn
All right. Don't worry. I'll be over soon.
03:35:26
ebondawn
Take my 50-50 fee.
03:35:27
troyjohnsen
10 page yeah bark inspiration 26 here we go bring out the great sword again and say paladin smite
03:35:28
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:35:29
ebondawn
Thank you.
03:35:33
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:35:36
ebondawn
Oh, yeah.
03:35:41
havelgravelgut
And the health
03:35:42
ebondawn
I did yeah 10 damage fuck y'all I got on me son of a bitch
03:35:42
havelgravelgut
That's right
03:35:46
whygod4007
roll with advantage are we still in combat uh i guess frock will go up 40 to see if you can see
03:35:48
havelgravelgut
Oh you got very close a 19
03:35:50
havelgravelgut
Alright so that is
03:35:53
havelgravelgut
10 damage
03:35:53
havelgravelgut
He's no longer blind
03:36:01
havelgravelgut
Yeah topple check
03:36:05
funkeebuddha
I'm moving
03:36:08
havelgravelgut
He's fucking decapitated
03:36:12
havelgravelgut
NG
03:36:15
ebondawn
in fact this this one um there's only one here right all right so I will
03:36:16
havelgravelgut
Yes
03:36:18
funkeebuddha
I can see him
03:36:21
funkeebuddha
Oh, come on
03:36:25
havelgravelgut
Well
03:36:27
havelgravelgut
It's a D6 and it doesn't matter
03:36:27
ebondawn
actually I will cast um now cast orient step to move behind him
03:36:31
funkeebuddha
Oh, yeah, that's right
03:36:34
ebondawn
I do good. This is the type of fight that doesn't happen enough in D&D by the way
03:36:38
funkeebuddha
What is that again?
03:36:42
havelgravelgut
what you roll, because it is a
03:36:44
havelgravelgut
JC of 12.
03:36:46
havelgravelgut
You can roll me damage. Fabulous.
03:36:49
funkeebuddha
I think it did roll there
03:36:51
funkeebuddha
Did it? No
03:36:51
funkeebuddha
Okay
03:36:52
funkeebuddha
Damn it
03:36:56
funkeebuddha
Your name isn't Rock
03:37:00
havelgravelgut
All right.
03:37:02
havelgravelgut
Acolyte of inexorable ruin
03:37:03
havelgravelgut
over here. Yes, indeed. Holds position.
03:37:11
ebondawn
I love fights that are just like long drawn-out slug fest through a fucking dungeon or just like
03:37:17
havelgravelgut
Try to fight your way out.
03:37:19
ebondawn
Yeah, you're just trying to fight your way through some fucking impossible odds kind of shit
03:37:22
ebondawn
I love that. I don't understand
03:37:23
havelgravelgut
Rico.
03:37:24
havelgravelgut
It works. William Moon is with
03:37:26
troyjohnsen
suck moon bandit
03:37:31
havelgravelgut
you. You know, it's like, you know
03:37:37
havelgravelgut
what, Rico?
03:37:38
ebondawn
Any of that shit like you're doing that shit from like so obvious
03:37:39
havelgravelgut
Rico, I know.
03:37:44
havelgravelgut
It reminds me of
03:37:45
havelgravelgut
Ben Stiller's character in Tropic Thunder,
03:37:47
havelgravelgut
When he like holds his gut up like like unnecessarily
03:37:50
havelgravelgut
He's like this way and like it's
03:37:52
havelgravelgut
So cheesy he's like holding his
03:37:54
havelgravelgut
Sword up like uh like conan
03:37:55
havelgravelgut
The pose
03:37:56
ebondawn
Yeah
03:37:57
havelgravelgut
Suck moon
03:38:00
troyjohnsen
drop initiative you mean
03:38:02
havelgravelgut
Suck moon
03:38:08
havelgravelgut
All right brock
03:38:10
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah nope but
03:38:14
ebondawn
Salute is so confused right now like
03:38:16
ebondawn
Alright
03:38:20
whygod4007
a bad guy is it is it is it rock or rock but no my name is roadie sorry it's confusing because
03:38:22
havelgravelgut
They are uh Kaldur Gravelgut
03:38:24
havelgravelgut
Nose like we can we can basically
03:38:26
havelgravelgut
Drop movement right now and y'all can move
03:38:28
havelgravelgut
Up try no like
03:38:30
ebondawn
Yeah I know that there's not people
03:38:31
troyjohnsen
or oh okay
03:38:33
havelgravelgut
Not move just just don't worry about movement
03:38:35
havelgravelgut
Um restrictions
03:38:36
havelgravelgut
Jesus
03:38:38
troyjohnsen
I'll follow him oh geez
03:38:40
havelgravelgut
Yes
03:38:41
ebondawn
I know there's nobody here right now
03:38:42
ebondawn
So I'll keep moving up until
03:38:45
ebondawn
I can sense them right
03:38:47
ebondawn
So fucking nobody here at the Biprost
03:38:48
havelgravelgut
No that won't
03:38:51
ebondawn
No I think
03:38:54
havelgravelgut
That's right
03:38:54
ebondawn
I think they're trying to
03:38:56
ebondawn
Fucking group into one room or something
03:38:59
ebondawn
Bunch of pussies
03:39:00
havelgravelgut
Angie I'll get you there
03:39:01
ebondawn
Alright there's some coming up
03:39:06
ebondawn
There's four of them around the corner
03:39:10
havelgravelgut
Yeah Rock's gonna go next
03:39:13
ebondawn
Alright um
03:39:19
ebondawn
I'll assume that I'm just gonna step right
03:39:21
ebondawn
into the front, and then
03:39:23
ebondawn
people can be wherever they want to.
03:39:27
ebondawn
We're still in the same
03:39:28
ebondawn
thing, so Rock's going next, right?
03:39:30
havelgravelgut
Exactly right
03:39:31
ebondawn
All right, so I'll just step
03:39:31
havelgravelgut
Oh yeah
03:39:33
ebondawn
in the front here, and then we'll say
03:39:34
ebondawn
continue. This is just so it doesn't take fucking
03:39:37
ebondawn
all day to move. Rock,
03:39:43
havelgravelgut
Sorry Roadie
03:39:43
whygod4007
it's wrong in the thing but it didn't auto roll the crit okay all right let's step out and see
03:39:46
havelgravelgut
Rock was
03:39:50
funkeebuddha
Your name is
03:39:51
ebondawn
do you have any prepared...
03:39:51
havelgravelgut
They did
03:39:52
ebondawn
Do they have any, like, prepared actions
03:39:54
ebondawn
or anything, or are they going to unleash
03:39:56
ebondawn
on me? Because I assume I'll just...
03:39:59
havelgravelgut
This guy has a
03:40:01
havelgravelgut
Yep
03:40:06
ebondawn
I'll be stepping in front to try to
03:40:08
ebondawn
take whatever it is they got
03:40:10
ebondawn
coming i am a fucking meat shield right now so i am the beef i like how rico was a meat shield
03:40:15
havelgravelgut
Let me see
03:40:16
havelgravelgut
A man
03:40:20
troyjohnsen
okay that's that's
03:40:22
troyjohnsen
yeah all right
03:40:23
ebondawn
until he got hit once that he's like oh fuck that this shit hurts nice takes my temp hp away
03:40:30
havelgravelgut
A hit
03:40:30
funkeebuddha
New
03:40:32
havelgravelgut
three damage what now rico oh no that's hilarious all right now one more attack
03:40:34
troyjohnsen
that's
03:40:35
troyjohnsen
I thought
03:40:36
troyjohnsen
I thought
03:40:39
ebondawn
yeah it was as i like goes through my fucking cheek through my mouth and i just like bite down
03:40:41
troyjohnsen
I thought
03:40:42
troyjohnsen
was an enemy
03:40:44
troyjohnsen
that we were going to have to fight and I was like
03:40:46
troyjohnsen
this is going to be bad
03:40:47
troyjohnsen
i forgot to have my does anybody still need it
03:40:48
funkeebuddha
No more
03:40:52
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut is oh that was just damaging on oh my god three plus one more damage total that was a really
03:41:03
funkeebuddha
God damn it
03:41:05
havelgravelgut
weak grit Kaldur Gravelgut luckily that is the uh actions and then there's this which which is a miss no i
03:41:15
havelgravelgut
fucked up i um i didn't i was really ready to text and i didn't have him targeted because i
03:41:20
havelgravelgut
had to go through three guys really quick um yes all right rock i'm gonna let you and veron go at
03:41:27
ebondawn
and break it.
03:41:30
ebondawn
You fucking god.
03:41:33
havelgravelgut
the same time rock since we were kind of moving up simultaneously nope they do not the uh the
03:41:42
whygod4007
what's going on in this room there's a lot going on uh how many movements did i do i did 5 10 15
03:41:50
whygod4007
20, 25, 30.
03:41:52
ebondawn
Interesting how the fucking weavers have moved.
03:41:52
whygod4007
Oh, I'm stuck out. I'm stuck out here now.
03:41:56
whygod4007
But
03:41:57
whygod4007
yeah, I guess
03:41:58
whygod4007
we'll just
03:42:00
whygod4007
start dishing out some
03:42:02
whygod4007
help.
03:42:05
ebondawn
Just out of curiosity,
03:42:06
ebondawn
this would be relevant for your turn,
03:42:09
ebondawn
Roadie. These weavers,
03:42:10
ebondawn
do they still have the threads?
03:42:14
ebondawn
No.
03:42:14
havelgravelgut
spools are stopped once you got the puzzle correctly dude yeah fabulous rock roadie i'm
03:42:17
ebondawn
I was going to say, man, if you could take the fucking
03:42:20
ebondawn
thread off and make these guys...
03:42:24
whygod4007
This way.
03:42:26
havelgravelgut
Sorry, I'll fix that name.
03:42:28
havelgravelgut
All right.
03:42:28
havelgravelgut
Fennel is going to move up from here and just, no, he's going to stay back.
03:42:29
whygod4007
You have a really good
03:42:36
havelgravelgut
He doesn't want to get the shears up where they could get taken.
03:42:39
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie.
03:42:42
ebondawn
I love this song.
03:42:56
ebondawn
This little unapologetic power metal.
03:42:59
ebondawn
My favorite.
03:42:59
havelgravelgut
Yes, me too.
03:43:08
ebondawn
We will fight.
03:43:08
ebondawn
we win
03:43:10
ebondawn
guess I'm not going to be blocking anybody
03:43:22
ashtonias
sorry i'm just looking for my spells it's hard for me to navigate on my handheld
03:43:28
ebondawn
from getting attacked this time
03:43:30
ebondawn
yeah
03:43:30
ebondawn
you have
03:43:40
havelgravelgut
You got Dreadie Mercurie.
03:43:46
ashtonias
let's see yeah i have a cantrip stuff
03:43:50
havelgravelgut
You're out of all spell slots.
03:43:53
ebondawn
technically uncommon magic
03:43:55
ashtonias
i don't know i just thought it was a smell i could take man i'm sorry
03:43:55
havelgravelgut
You got Gantrums.
03:43:56
havelgravelgut
You got Vicious Macri and Legacy Thunderclap for some goddamn reason.
03:44:06
havelgravelgut
Damn it.
03:44:09
ashtonias
i still hit him with a vicious mockery the guy with the spiritual weapon next to him yeah
03:44:09
havelgravelgut
If it says Legacy next to it, no.
03:44:12
havelgravelgut
Now my brain itches.
03:44:16
havelgravelgut
Oh, which guy?
03:44:20
whygod4007
spell to use right now.
03:44:23
ebondawn
has the word common in it
03:44:25
ebondawn
so he's fucking bad
03:44:32
havelgravelgut
Big guy right there.
03:44:36
ashtonias
the hell it won't
03:44:39
havelgravelgut
Passing that.
03:44:40
havelgravelgut
He looks at you and he says,
03:44:42
havelgravelgut
Chaos will rule.
03:44:45
havelgravelgut
Your homosexuality will not save you.
03:44:52
whygod4007
Every fiber of my being wants to say
03:44:53
ebondawn
all right I'll say it
03:44:55
whygod4007
in character, chaos, truels.
03:44:58
havelgravelgut
Chaos rules.
03:44:58
ashtonias
excellent
03:44:59
whygod4007
But I can't handle that amount
03:45:01
whygod4007
of attention.
03:45:04
ebondawn
chaos fucking rules
03:45:06
ebondawn
all righty
03:45:08
havelgravelgut
Rock gives you probably a nod of approval.
03:45:13
havelgravelgut
All right, Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:45:16
whygod4007
Oh, you have the Redeemer song, I love you.
03:45:16
ebondawn
yes that's what we've been playing
03:45:20
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
03:45:20
ebondawn
all right take my three
03:45:25
ebondawn
Oops, what the hell?
03:45:28
ebondawn
What the hell? Okay, sorry.
03:45:31
ebondawn
Sorry, I double-clicked and it brought
03:45:32
ebondawn
up Google on the stream. I just realized that was
03:45:34
ebondawn
that's Troy looking
03:45:36
ebondawn
shit up. I was like, oh, he's looking at this
03:45:38
ebondawn
here. It's good. You're still shitting your stream
03:45:40
ebondawn
by the way, son. Yeah, sorry.
03:45:42
havelgravelgut
Advantage on your attack, Kaldur Gravelgut.
03:45:44
troyjohnsen
wow look at that crit yeah i'll come in and say uh william moon sends his regards
03:45:46
havelgravelgut
I don't think anybody needs it now.
03:45:49
ebondawn
Yeah, grab my
03:45:50
ebondawn
3-temp HP, and then
03:45:52
ebondawn
this guy is going to get
03:45:54
ebondawn
attempt to slobber knock him
03:45:56
ebondawn
with my axe. 8.
03:45:58
havelgravelgut
Advantage.
03:46:04
havelgravelgut
yes oh beautiful yeah no i'm gonna make that is why did sanctuary not give me a fucking active
03:46:04
ebondawn
8 damage.
03:46:04
ebondawn
Yes, right and then I will bonus action
03:46:10
ebondawn
So here who's the most I mean dreading is a 13 AC
03:46:14
ebondawn
Roadie has a 12
03:46:17
ebondawn
Roadie, why do you have no AC my friend? Um, all right, I will catch I will cast sanctuary on
03:46:20
whygod4007
Warlock Wizard.
03:46:23
whygod4007
I guess I should be using
03:46:24
whygod4007
Mage Armor, probably, but I'm not.
03:46:29
ebondawn
ready, and then I will I will move up here so that if these fuckers want to
03:46:47
ebondawn
Stop let me move for some content. I can go through the fucking spiritual weapon
03:46:51
whygod4007
Spirit.
03:46:52
whygod4007
1-1-1. I guess
03:46:52
ebondawn
It doesn't take up a spot.
03:46:57
ebondawn
Yeah, I want to move up here in between these statues
03:47:00
ebondawn
so that if they try to move away from me
03:47:02
ebondawn
to get in to attack, they have to take
03:47:04
ebondawn
an opportunity.
03:47:10
havelgravelgut
thing to click that pisses me off anyway all right so then this guy right here is gonna run up to
03:47:14
ebondawn
Yeah, fuck this bed.
03:47:21
havelgravelgut
roadie and make him save
03:47:24
havelgravelgut
bet he hits the shit out of him before damage this this guy's gonna swing out of you
03:47:25
ebondawn
Make a wisdom saving throw.
03:47:36
ebondawn
Nice.
03:47:37
ebondawn
Only four damage left.
03:47:39
ebondawn
I did my best. Negative ghost rider.
03:47:43
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut and miss
03:47:45
havelgravelgut
NG
03:47:48
havelgravelgut
Boom shakalaka
03:47:56
ebondawn
God fucking love it.
03:47:56
funkeebuddha
It's not easy
03:47:57
funkeebuddha
We had a kick out of it, too
03:47:57
ebondawn
Oh, that makes me happy
03:47:59
ebondawn
every time I hear it.
03:48:05
funkeebuddha
Same thing like like can't close
03:48:14
havelgravelgut
Fabulous
03:48:15
funkeebuddha
It's gonna be fire damage
03:48:18
havelgravelgut
Alright this guy is going to turn
03:48:21
havelgravelgut
On Kaldur Gravelgut
03:48:22
havelgravelgut
And try to hit him with a mace
03:48:24
havelgravelgut
He's going to miss
03:48:26
ebondawn
Miss.
03:48:27
havelgravelgut
His hammer is going to do
03:48:31
havelgravelgut
A little better for three
03:48:32
havelgravelgut
Kaldur Gravelgut
03:48:32
havelgravelgut
Wow love it
03:48:34
ebondawn
Three damage.
03:48:34
ebondawn
Yeah, you rolled two ones on that crit
03:48:38
ebondawn
Nice
03:48:39
ebondawn
Dude, the fucking
03:48:40
havelgravelgut
Whoops
03:48:41
ebondawn
Dirty Mercury, that heroism has absorbed like
03:48:45
ebondawn
Nine fucking damage so far
03:48:47
ebondawn
It's doing fucking good work
03:48:49
ebondawn
Yeah, that's a valuable heroism right there
03:48:50
ashtonias
by the
03:48:56
ebondawn
I would be down to nine HP right now
03:48:58
ebondawn
If it wasn't for heroism
03:49:00
ebondawn
Yeah, one damage, baby
03:49:00
havelgravelgut
And he slices his head off
03:49:07
troyjohnsen
and then rico eyes eyes closed still twirling comes to this guy and says
03:49:14
havelgravelgut
I mean un-fucking-real dude
03:49:18
havelgravelgut
Un-fucking-real
03:49:19
havelgravelgut
The luck that Rico had
03:49:21
havelgravelgut
I'm starting to believe that William Moon's real
03:49:23
havelgravelgut
I mean, this is fucking absurd
03:49:28
havelgravelgut
Rico, the gods are with you
03:49:30
havelgravelgut
The only god is with you
03:49:36
troyjohnsen
divine smite and uses his
03:49:39
troyjohnsen
bonus action to
03:49:40
troyjohnsen
do his spellfire spark
03:49:43
troyjohnsen
smited by the moon
03:49:58
ebondawn
By the light of the moon
03:50:02
havelgravelgut
Brock
03:50:02
havelgravelgut
Brock's turn, Roadie
03:50:03
troyjohnsen
this is
03:50:07
troyjohnsen
the ability by the way
03:50:07
havelgravelgut
Nope, this guy
03:50:08
troyjohnsen
it's an origin
03:50:09
troyjohnsen
don't worry about it
03:50:10
ebondawn
Stop fucking
03:50:11
whygod4007
Vrak will
03:50:12
whygod4007
give the help action
03:50:14
ashtonias
dark of the moon evil will find
03:50:15
whygod4007
here.
03:50:16
ashtonias
her
03:50:17
ashtonias
I am gonna twirl
03:50:21
whygod4007
Nope, not on himself.
03:50:26
whygod4007
And
03:50:26
whygod4007
then is it my turn next?
03:50:31
havelgravelgut
Will move into Kaldur Gravelgut
03:50:32
havelgravelgut
That was like three crits in a row
03:50:41
ebondawn
Critting me
03:50:42
ebondawn
You've gripped me three fucking times
03:50:44
havelgravelgut
Now it's your turn, Roadie
03:50:46
ebondawn
in this combat. Would you knock it off?
03:50:51
havelgravelgut
You know
03:50:55
ebondawn
It's a statistical fucking wonder.
03:50:57
funkeebuddha
That spiritual weapon is a gun, right?
03:51:00
whygod4007
And
03:51:00
whygod4007
the funny part is
03:51:00
havelgravelgut
It's amazing
03:51:04
whygod4007
my sanctuary will never wear
03:51:06
whygod4007
off i'd ever do anything to get rid of it yeah it's a ranged attack not anymore a spinning attack
03:51:09
ebondawn
Yeah, you don't attack.
03:51:10
havelgravelgut
That's actually fabulous
03:51:13
havelgravelgut
All right, let me see if I can
03:51:16
havelgravelgut
Yes, it is, he's dead
03:51:20
ebondawn
Yeah.
03:51:22
havelgravelgut
He's going to take out his short boat
03:51:26
havelgravelgut
Wow, and roll dog shit
03:51:31
havelgravelgut
I am ashamed
03:51:34
funkeebuddha
Yay, Lolo. Yeah
03:51:37
havelgravelgut
Dirty
03:51:37
havelgravelgut
Actually, y'all want to
03:51:42
havelgravelgut
No, let's clear these last guys up
03:51:44
havelgravelgut
And then we'll pause here
03:51:45
havelgravelgut
Dirty
03:51:46
funkeebuddha
here's a potion
03:51:47
havelgravelgut
Advantage, thank God, roll a d20
03:51:58
ashtonias
and pirouette over here
03:52:01
ashtonias
and once again
03:52:10
ashtonias
take uh
03:52:11
ebondawn
All right.
03:52:11
ashtonias
attempt to take uh
03:52:14
ashtonias
Riko's kill
03:52:15
ashtonias
by clapping him on the ass
03:52:17
ashtonias
with shopping grass
03:52:19
ashtonias
it's a travesty we need to put this man
03:52:22
havelgravelgut
Just roll another attack
03:52:24
havelgravelgut
Damn it
03:52:31
havelgravelgut
Damn it
03:52:34
havelgravelgut
Dreadie Mercurie, yes.
03:52:35
havelgravelgut
This guy turns and he says,
03:52:37
havelgravelgut
I was born without an ass.
03:52:45
ashtonias
out of his misery
03:52:45
ashtonias
you get the temporary hitch point
03:52:46
havelgravelgut
Called her.
03:52:51
ebondawn
I mean, these guys are pretty much
03:52:54
ebondawn
fucking tied up on me right now, so...
03:52:56
ebondawn
I feel bad because that one bandit is like...
03:52:59
ebondawn
He's going to get a turn.
03:53:01
ebondawn
He just feels so inefficient.
03:53:02
ebondawn
Yeah
03:53:03
ashtonias
each time it's your turn
03:53:05
ebondawn
I don't remember
03:53:05
ashtonias
fuck yeah let's go
03:53:10
ebondawn
If I throw a weapon
03:53:11
ebondawn
While I'm in melee
03:53:14
ebondawn
With someone else I get disadvantage
03:53:16
ebondawn
But don't we have advantage
03:53:16
havelgravelgut
Yeah.
03:53:16
havelgravelgut
Yeah, no, it was taken by Dreadie Mercurie's attack.
03:53:20
ebondawn
On this guy for some reason
03:53:21
ebondawn
Or no
03:53:22
ebondawn
You guys can deal with that shit
03:53:26
troyjohnsen
you can dodge
03:53:28
ebondawn
I'll start dealing with these guys
03:53:29
ebondawn
Yeah I was actually kind of considering that
03:53:31
troyjohnsen
you don't need to dodge that
03:53:34
ebondawn
Is drinking a potion
03:53:37
ebondawn
A bonus action still
03:53:37
havelgravelgut
Yes, it is.
03:53:38
ebondawn
Alright so I will bonus
03:53:41
ebondawn
I will bonus action drink a healing of potion
03:53:42
troyjohnsen
of course you will
03:53:43
ebondawn
Or a healing of potion
03:53:45
ebondawn
A potion of healing
03:53:46
ebondawn
Healing of potion
03:53:46
funkeebuddha
here it is
03:53:47
havelgravelgut
Healing a portion.
03:53:50
ebondawn
I would like to consume the healing of potion
03:53:52
funkeebuddha
thanks man
03:53:52
ebondawn
It's very delicious
03:53:53
havelgravelgut
You sound like a NPC.
03:53:56
ebondawn
You can come out from behind
03:53:57
havelgravelgut
Like an NPC from a late 90s game.
03:53:59
ebondawn
The slurpy machine homer
03:54:00
ebondawn
And then I'll take
03:54:00
havelgravelgut
It's like super heavy handed.
03:54:04
ebondawn
Yeah I'll take the dodge
03:54:05
ebondawn
You can come out from behind the slurpy machine homer
03:54:07
ebondawn
The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone
03:54:10
ebondawn
That's my favorite Simpsons line of all time
03:54:10
havelgravelgut
His long gone.
03:54:11
havelgravelgut
God, that is one of the greatest Simpsons lines.
03:54:15
havelgravelgut
Yeah, you could come up from behind.
03:54:15
ebondawn
come out from behind the slushy machine
03:54:16
havelgravelgut
The opportunity to prove yourself is long gone
03:54:19
havelgravelgut
I haven't thought of that in years
03:54:19
ebondawn
the opportunity to prove yourself a hero
03:54:21
ebondawn
is long gone
03:54:22
ebondawn
by the way I rip out the
03:54:24
havelgravelgut
God, I love a boo
03:54:25
havelgravelgut
Alright, seven healing
03:54:29
havelgravelgut
New Kaldur Gravelgut
03:54:31
havelgravelgut
Fabulous stuff there
03:54:33
havelgravelgut
Like closes up
03:54:38
ebondawn
fucking bolt that went like through my cheeks
03:54:40
ebondawn
and I like pour the fucking potion through one of the
03:54:42
ebondawn
cheek holes
03:54:42
ebondawn
well maybe
03:54:44
havelgravelgut
Garden grows
03:54:45
havelgravelgut
Alright, here's the question
03:54:48
havelgravelgut
Will William Moon protect
03:54:50
havelgravelgut
The Chosen
03:54:51
havelgravelgut
He just smacks you right across the face
03:54:53
troyjohnsen
oh fuck god damn it
03:54:58
havelgravelgut
Enjee
03:55:07
troyjohnsen
nice shot angie
03:55:08
ebondawn
Walton Moon's pissed off at you right now
03:55:12
ebondawn
yeah it's always going to be a different W name
03:55:12
havelgravelgut
I love how his name is always a different
03:55:16
havelgravelgut
W name yeah
03:55:17
havelgravelgut
Will help night night
03:55:19
ebondawn
Wilhelm Moon
03:55:21
ebondawn
Wojack Moon
03:55:24
ebondawn
it's nice to be in a group that
03:55:25
havelgravelgut
Rico
03:55:32
havelgravelgut
You know he's just fucking swinging this thing
03:55:34
troyjohnsen
and i'll attack this guy
03:55:36
funkeebuddha
do something will ya
03:55:39
troyjohnsen
William Moon, hey, and then I'll go, Moon Smite, and I'll use my second, I'll just stand
03:55:44
whygod4007
i'm just gonna ready a help is it is it does the does the scream from the ass grab go from pain
03:55:48
havelgravelgut
Around just like fully at arm's length
03:55:51
havelgravelgut
Completely unsafe
03:55:52
havelgravelgut
He has
03:55:55
havelgravelgut
Oh my god he explodes
03:56:05
ebondawn
is proficient enough at D&D that you
03:56:07
ebondawn
can make a character like this where he's just
03:56:09
ebondawn
fucking terrible at some shit
03:56:11
ebondawn
it just works
03:56:12
ebondawn
oh nice
03:56:14
havelgravelgut
With moon fire
03:56:15
havelgravelgut
Rock what now
03:56:21
troyjohnsen
over him, that's right, you got William Moon inside of you, I don't know, that might have
03:56:31
havelgravelgut
There's nobody else to help action on
03:56:33
havelgravelgut
All right
03:56:36
havelgravelgut
pulls out a very nice javelin
03:56:46
havelgravelgut
ready action
03:56:50
ebondawn
it's gonna be sad
03:56:53
ebondawn
it's gonna be a double cheek grab right
03:56:54
havelgravelgut
goes off
03:56:55
havelgravelgut
you have advantage on it
03:56:58
havelgravelgut
ass clap on this guy
03:57:00
havelgravelgut
make sure to target him
03:57:03
ashtonias
yes
03:57:05
ebondawn
like a full fucking
03:57:06
ebondawn
like you grab
03:57:08
ashtonias
there's definitely some lift
03:57:10
ebondawn
that under shelf of the fucking
03:57:13
ebondawn
cheek meat you know
03:57:15
ebondawn
Those are actually pretty high
03:57:15
funkeebuddha
yeah
03:57:15
havelgravelgut
yes give me damage
03:57:15
funkeebuddha
I'm going to start
03:57:21
havelgravelgut
give me damage
03:57:29
havelgravelgut
he
03:57:33
havelgravelgut
his eyes explode all over
03:57:36
havelgravelgut
just like they don't call them
03:57:38
havelgravelgut
but he does not seem as thrilled
03:57:40
havelgravelgut
yes
03:57:41
ashtonias
I don't know.
03:57:45
whygod4007
or from ecstasy to pain oh oh yes yes yeah i'll have i'll have all the all the info
03:57:47
havelgravelgut
I've been raising the pitch
03:57:53
havelgravelgut
until his eyes explode
03:57:55
havelgravelgut
all goes quiet
03:57:59
havelgravelgut
beautiful okay just take care of that
03:58:01
funkeebuddha
I'm going to start looting them
03:58:04
funkeebuddha
How many?
03:58:06
havelgravelgut
real quick you will snag off of them
03:58:08
havelgravelgut
one
03:58:09
havelgravelgut
one two
03:58:11
havelgravelgut
three four cudgels
03:58:14
havelgravelgut
and one two three four
03:58:16
havelgravelgut
hand crossbows
03:58:17
havelgravelgut
no light crossbows excuse me
03:58:19
ebondawn
Never mind
03:58:22
havelgravelgut
and go ahead
03:58:23
ebondawn
We've still got a lot more people to clear out of this place
03:58:25
havelgravelgut
and go ahead and add 40 crossbow
03:58:27
havelgravelgut
bolts 40 oh no no there's more yes there's a and you finu seems to be a little bit more confident
03:58:36
ebondawn
No, it wasn't
03:58:36
funkeebuddha
Does this guy have any money?
03:58:40
troyjohnsen
been the whole, whole crew, okay, how many did we, how many did we kill, maybe I shouldn't
03:58:42
ebondawn
I saw at least
03:58:44
ebondawn
16 people
03:58:45
ebondawn
8, I think
03:58:52
ebondawn
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
03:58:55
ebondawn
9, I think we've killed 9
03:58:57
ebondawn
The gore
03:59:00
havelgravelgut
he says poor scar is still out there i know he was behind me but um i believe that it's a chance
03:59:08
havelgravelgut
we might not die oh god that was all we will pause there for this evening gentlemen i have to retire
03:59:12
troyjohnsen
have used all my Smites on these guys, all right, thank you, have a whole.
03:59:13
ebondawn
Yeah, especially cuz sometimes being me and John hang out afterwards and play games or something
03:59:22
havelgravelgut
But that was a gay old time
03:59:25
havelgravelgut
We'll do it again next week
03:59:26
funkeebuddha
Yes
03:59:27
funkeebuddha
Yes
03:59:29
havelgravelgut
Make sure to turn Craig off, Roadie
03:59:31
havelgravelgut
I've many a time
03:59:32
havelgravelgut
In the other group I had
03:59:34
havelgravelgut
Craig got eight hours of nothing
03:59:37
havelgravelgut
Yeah, right
03:59:42
ebondawn
I want you guys to hear shit about all of you. That's both. What do you mean? Joe is a cut IRL. That's rude
03:59:45
havelgravelgut
That's right
03:59:47
whygod4007
Thank you.
03:59:48
havelgravelgut
Alright, that was a lot of fun
03:59:49
havelgravelgut
We'll continue next week
03:59:50
havelgravelgut
See ya